白銀ノエル Shirogane Noel

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Mod is just going to delete it again. I don't know what's going on or if there's a way to talk to them other than leaving feedback.
Maybe we just need a group general ASMR thread because where else but /jp/ would that go?

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>>40936019
There is a Luna thread up and the last one was probably deleted for the OP picture

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Got an idea for FC outfit idea.
https://twitter.com/suuuchan0814/status/1558088675749429248

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>>40936019
Just fuck off to /vt/ already

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>>40936323
We want to talk about a human though? This and Luna's tread stay alive so if anything it seems the rule is talking about Vtubers is fine talking about normal jap streamers isn't.

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Jeasus.

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>>40937479
Ehh, feels like the words she's using lack "impact"
>let's do xxx together
When the last thumbnail had paizuri and nipples written
Well the outfit looks good, if she won't wear a swimsuit this'll do.

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https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1560450630208352256
She's very hard on herself.

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No way she's a virgin

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>>40937618
Yes way.

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>>40937531
She called herself a fat bitch.

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>>40937616
She is copying so many girls lmao
Mugi (the Lcup friend she follows/and buys Videos of her) did the same Calvin Klein outfit

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>>40937479
I hope for some cameltoe but it looks like a lot of padding on those panties, or she has a puffy pussy.

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>>40937966
There was that time she wrapped herself around the mic stand but not sure if it was the underwear or her.

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>>40935724
You pushed things too far by using her actual face, even if distorted. Stick to using either Noel as the OP, or the drawings of Canan

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>>40937479
Holy shit my dick is about to explode. I gonna be saving up for Saturday

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>>40938362
Man I loved this stream. It's too bad that NND got pissy and banned it. Her crotch was eating that mic stand and that was the best she's ever grinded on cam.

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>>40939329
That's why they banned it because they considered it masturbation. Could you imagine being the guy that had to watch it to verify it? Poor guy couldn't masturbate at work.

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>>40939341
And yet they turned around the very next stream and didn't ban that one (the schoolgirl outfit with yellow underwear). It was almost the same level of grinding. Idk. I was slightly pissed that it got taken down. She said she would reupload it to Fantia but my Mastercard doesn't work on that site (thanks Mastercard for clamping down on porn) so I missed the chance to download it. And I really don't want to go scrounging for torrents.

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>>40939481
Yeah. It's on the cat site if you want it.

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>>40939481
Well she might put on the fanclub eventually too

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>>40937921
What is Mugi's content actually like? Its fucking expensive so I am curious

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Canan and Macoto FC stream at the same time, which one do you watch?

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Oh they're doing the Gen 3 collab on Sunday this time, makes sense considering she has the FC stream right after.
Wonder if they all know and moved it specifically for that.

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>>40941803
>Wonder if they all know and moved it specifically for that
They probably know what she does but she probably asked to move it because she has plans or busy with prior engagements. She doesn't have to mention she's masturbating on camera.

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>>40941011
Both at the same time. They are amazing together

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Saying stuff like this is what gets schizos thinking she's fucking her artist.

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>>40941948
Can he teach her to give a proper handjob or paizuri!

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>>40941948
What did she say exactly?

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>>40941974
Just praising him a lot for some minutes and daying what a hard worker he is, nothing unusual but enough to trigger some people I imagine.

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More Nii commissioned art, fuck it must feel so good for your oshi to love your art so much she uses it everywhere.

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>>40942033
Wished I knew how to draw.

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>>40942019
That's what I got, wasn't sure I missed something.
But she's just praising her papa because without him she wouldn't be here and I'm sure after the 3D outfit and now this he did work overtime. They always praise their artists. If you're a schizo thinking she's fucking Watao then it wouldn't matter what she said.

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test

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She really is the full experience. To be so cute and precious on Noel during the day and then go and do what she does on Canan? Which is the real her?

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>>40942393
both are fake for money

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>>40942393
A combination of the two

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>>40942502
This. Although Canan is probably closer to her real self because she isn't constrained by Cover corp.

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>>40942502
i DoNt HaVe A bOyFrIeNd

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>>40944501
Hahahshsjaha dont say it all the retards gonna Target you and defend noel like her gf

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>>40944501
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>>40944071
Replying to yourself repeatedly,...

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>>40944501
Fuck off cuck

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>>40942502
She isn't Marine. She is an honest person.

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>>40942393
Canan is also cute

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>>40942502
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>>40944823
Have you considered killing yourself? I can't imagine you have any friends or are well liked. Just exploring your options.

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she has successfully brain washed you

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>>40945710
>brain washed

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>>40945710
Yeah, I don't care. She's great, as Canan or Noel. Quality entertainment.

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>>40945710
Hey she's the one in a parasocial relationship, not me. I just like her titties

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You guys all want to date or marry her but would it even last with her menhera meltdowns and mood swings? If you're late home she might accuse you of cheating and yell and throw things at you. Or if you don't do pillow talk after sex or if you look at another girl she might fly off the handle. You've seen how she acts in those streams, could you really survive it? She might try to stab you.

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>>40944896
Not even once lmao
Crazy cuck

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>>40945416
Trust me i have far more friends then a dude jerking off on a girl while thinking she is a pure maiden and defending her like some crazy cuck
I can tell you to 100% she gets fucked behind the scence while you guys are Spending her money and believing her pureness

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>>40946629
>stab you
Not before I stab her with my dick in her pussy

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>>40946629
>but would it even last with her menhera meltdowns and mood swings?
Menhera meltdowns isn't what killed my last relationship despite them being a regular part of it

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I will marry this menhera

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>>40942033
Can't get any better than whatever Hoshinegai has going one. She straight up gets signed Canan merch shipped directly to her

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>>40946742
英語上手

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>>40948775
You'll need to find her first.

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>>40946629
Plus she works all the time. I don't think she'd be good for a serious long term relationship. Fuckbuddy maybe.

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https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1560968979006402560
>she was probably horny during that Koyo collab

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>>40950883
Holy fuck and there are still people in this thread thinking she doesn't wanna do this

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>>40950812
and that's why she never says she has a boyfriend but actually she has fuck buddies instead

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Miko watching Lotr or canan fc stream?

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>>40950883
She getting fucked before the stream, naaaaahhhhhhhh

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https://youtu.be/pXq_HxFAD44
Test stream on YouTube for this? Damn she really wants to get a lot people to join.

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Hope it goes fine without lag, the last Hololive FC seemed to go smoothly, but the quality was kinda low

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>>40951509
Only reason why it went smoothly was because she had to make the quality worse

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>>40951528
I'm talking about the Hololive stream because it happened after the big update on the 16th that all the FC sites got. And the first one was laggy but the second one was better, so hopefully it'll be better for Canan too.

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God why does she advertise it so hard? Doesn't she have enough money already?

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Honestly it feels kinda shitty to see her talking about this stuff on YouTube, it was supposed to be a secret personal time...

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Well it going fine and it looks good, 30 fps though.

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lol

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Can women actually orgasm from rubbing their nipples?

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>>40952468
Yes. Technically, nipples are erogenous zones and enough stimulation can get girls going.

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nice body

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How long is this stream going to be?

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>>40952831
it's ovah

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risufag...

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>>40952889
really?

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>>40952902
No

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Bruh if she puts that in, I'm done.

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>>40952975
She said it's too big

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She reads too many doujins...

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>>40953036
well it sounds like she put it in

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mindbreak

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So what is she doing now?

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>>40953298
sucking my cock

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What was happening during the black screen?

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>>40953379
She was trying out the squirrel womanizer in different ways. She did a countdown for her chat towards the end.

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>>40953414
>different ways
???

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She just said that she could only take the tip of the dildo

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How does it feel to get ntr'd by a squirrel

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She felt weirdly reserved, embarrassed, and almos scared?, when the first masturbation part started, weird considering how far she went last time.
Wonder if she's been reading too many comments shitting on her, or if it was just because of the outfit showing so much.

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>>40953998
She only ever came by playing with her nipples before. Chat goaded her into rubbing herself and fingering herself to orgasm which was both new for her and embarrassing.

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>>40953953
Jokes on you I used to fap to that doujin of futa pekora raping the rest of sankisei.

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Sounds like people are already over the FC streams. Unless they're just shitheads from /t/.

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>>40954447
I enjoyed this one a lot more than the last one

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>>40954488
It's probably because I'm an ass man but I enjoyed the last one much more

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Will she ever fully flash her nipples? She's getting quite close

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>>40954447
I'll get plenty of use out of this one. She seems to always get really into it about an hour in. When she was playing with her pasties and let her bra hang off is when I had it. I'll need to go back after I recovered and see the remaining 2 hours. I missed it live because I was asleep but I'm looking at the archive now.

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Watame isn't her, cope

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>>40955464
No one thought it was. coincidences exist in this world, you know? Not everything is a conspiracy or have ulterior meanings or motives. Sometimes things are just how they appear to be.

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>>40955464
No one actually thought that

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>>40955464
???

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Did we get lucky that Canan has those large breasts and didn't get those gross veins and blemishes that plague breasts that size?
https://litter.catbox.moe/v5yuq3.jpg

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>>40951375
I'll never believe it for one simple fact: no girl who is getting regular sex is THAT bad at knowing what makes men feel good. The evidence just keeps piling up and the only way I think people can believe otherwise is that they're virgins themselves.
Seriously, it's so obvious from footage that she has NO idea how to properly give a blowjob, a titjob, stroking, etc. I hate to say it but if I fucked her tomorrow, it'd probably some of the worst sex I've ever had. I love her but man I'd have to seriously train her.

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>>40955683
The anons accusing her of having a boyfriend or always having sex are the ones who are lonely, insecure, and virgins. They think everyone is having sex but them. They think every girl has a boyfriend and is also cheating on him with multiple guys. And they blame the world for all of it. They are in the most raw sense incels even though it's not involuntary for them, they're either not putting any effort in, they think all women are whores and they're delusional thinking a "pure maiden" will one day pop up or they're disgusting in both body and mind and no girl would ever put up with it.

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https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1561051063603834880
She really thinks she's trending after her streams but I never see it. Either it's local trends or just hers because Twitter loves doing that.

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Did anyone end up getting any of her merch? How was it?

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Sukebei has the archive before her shitty site does haha...

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>>40955787
well don't tell her that, let her be happy

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I like how nobody even gives a fuck about Noel, all people ever talk about is her camwhoring.

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>>40956848
That's because 99% of her fanbase on this site are EOP's. The only thing these "fans" say about her noel streams is that she makes cute noises LMFAO

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>>40956848
>>40956873
Stop replying to yourself, makes you look stupid. Unless you are which I'm sorry, life must be hard.

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>>40956848
That's the point of the thread but it gets deleted if we call it Canan.

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>>40956873
Joke's on you, I copied that comment from some matome site.

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>>40956848
She has a thread on /vt/, people discuss Noel. And they're free to do so here too, most choose to talk about her on the /vt/ thread.

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>>40955229
She fingered herself on stream before showing us her nipple

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>>40956979
>matome site
Schizo.

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>>40956624
What's even the reason why archives aren't available immediately? Pirates had that shit uploaded the second the stream was over.

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I've never met a girl who starts sobbing during and after she cums. And I don't know about you guys, but it's a turn off when Canan does it. It makes me feel like I've done something terrible to her even though I know I haven't done anything. Plus, I don't get off on someone's tears. I get off to moans.

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>>40957380
Yeah I don't like it

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>>40957380
Macoto cumming sounds better then Canan, wow what I weird thing I just typed.

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>>40957380
She probably isn't actually cumming and just read too many vanilla doujins where the girl has sex with their lover and cries afterwards. She's roleplaying after all, what can you actually trust?

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>>40957568
If she is faking she needs to cut it out. It's not cute or sexy. When she cries like that it makes me feel like I sexually assaulted her or something. I'm trying to bust a nut not feel like a goddamn criminal. I don't know about you guys, but I'd lose my hard on real quick if I was having sex with a girl who suddenly starts sobbing.

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>>40957568
She reads degenerate shit though, not vanilla doujins.
And she was actually wiping tears at some point.

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>>40957380
It's a severe case of kenja time

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>>40957792
She's very vanilla though.

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>>40956823
But she's embarrased because she thinks everyone is talking about how lewd she is.

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>>40957380
I'm assuming she has some kind of sex addiction/sexual frustration type of thing where it's not a sexy thing like in your doujins, but she hates herself for what she does, but it's the only way she can get off.

She doesn't need to do it for the money, she supposedly once cried she had no BF on her birthday and had to edit the video, people think her technique is so bad she's a virgin, etc. She also spends a lot of time indoors due to her job, her co-workers are mostly women and she can't date staff, meeting people as an adult is much harder, Japan is infamous for herbivore men, etc.

TL:DR She has to do it to satisfy herself, but she is repulshed by her own fetishes.

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>>40959128
My theory is she just sexually stunted or repressed. Probably got bullied for her tits in school since Japans so conformist and then she went to an all girls university.
Due to her unpopularity she streamed all the time and being in front of a camera for her teens and young adult life just gave birth to her fetishes like her exhibitionism and such.

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>>40959128
I really don't care about the why. I'm just saying it's a big turn off for me and she needs to cut it out. Either learn to not cry like that while cumming (a few tears is fine. The sobbing is not) or just not do the masterbation part.
Like, imagine you're fucking a girl, you're into it, and then she just bursts out crying and mumbling all of a sudden. You'd freak out. And I sure as hell wouldn't be able to keep going. Shit, if your walls are thin enough and your neighbors hear her crying, they might call the cops on you saying that you're raping her.

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>>40959682
>Shit, if your walls are thin enough and your neighbors hear her crying, they might call the cops on you saying that you're raping her.

I havent seen the video, is it really that bad?

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I mean, an orgasm is just a flood of chemicals and emotions for some people. there's probably not some dark history like someone thinks. Maybe she's just weird or she's faking it.

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>>40959745
It's not as bad as I made it out to be. The sobbing is more like "The saddest part of the saddest movie ever just happened and I'm an emotional wreck" then "Something terrible has happened to me and I'm an emotional wreck". I was trying to relay why crying during sex is a turn off for me. The "her" in my example wasn't Canan. It was a hypothetical girl who also sobs when she cums.

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She really liked pretending she has a dick.

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I think she might actually be masturbating, her voice breaking and doing that would be pretty hard to replicate on her own without practice and she's not that good of an actor.

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>>40957380
Agreed, not sure if she's trying to be sweet and pure but it does make me feel bad for her and that I did something wrong. Even if it's just pure pleasure it's a little off-putting.

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Japanese girl think crying is cute and she was watching jav lately to study how to be sexy and probably pick up the crying similar to western girls pick up over the top moaning from porn.

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>>40956873
>The only thing these "fans" say about her noel streams is that she makes cute noises LMFAO
Not really I have and I have seen others talk about Noel's zatsudans. The EOPs are Marinefags who never ever talk about Marine's zatsudans but then turn around and say that Marine's shitty zatsudans are the best.

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>>40960217
Are you fucking serious? You're here too? Why can't you just leave us alone? This is abuse at this point, if I could I would get a restraining order on you. You're a fucking psychopath.

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>Send Canan a message about the hole in the FC security
>Limited characters so I sound like a crazy person.
Hope she actually believes me and doesn't think I'm trying to harass her and blocks me.

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>>40960223
What the fuck are you on about? I have aeen people talk about Noel's zatsudans and streams while I never see people talk about Marine unless she is playing games or singing.

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>>40960223
Someone is defending Noel and her fans and the only argument you have against them is to call them a psychopath....

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>>40960265
Yeah, I'm not falling for this again. I know it's you, you're in /hamu/, you're in /ahoy/, you're in /hlg/ and /hlgg/, you always go on and on and on about her zatsudans because you have nothing else. You make her entire personality about them and say that if anyone disagrees, they hate her. I'm not doing this again, you're fucking insane and it's not even funny anymore.

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>>40960285
No I am literally just saying that I have seen her fans talk about them.
>/hlgg/
Fuck off

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>>40960285
You are the faggot who thinks that if you don't like Marine then you don't like Noel.

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>>40960223
That dude coming here isn't anything new

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>>40957013
I don't really get off if she doesn't show anything

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>>40960910
She showed a lot. Already fapped twice to it and will do so again.
https://litter.catbox.moe/t7swgu.jpg

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>Sankisei stream then Canan stream after
Sankisei must be prerecorded then. If they were together they would hang out after the stream like they usually do.

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>>40957284
Because they just rip it, she has the original stream file

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>>40961242
Sankisei stream will only be an hour

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>>40961339
I know, they've all been an hour so I think they're prerecorded and edited down.

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>>40961362
If she isn't wearing her JK outfit then its definitely pre-recorded

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>>40959128
>meeting people as an adult is much harder
Especially in Japan. I'm trying to remember who it was that talked about this (all I remember is it was a dude who lived for over a decade in Japan, and this was back in like 2010), but it was in relation as to why the next door girl thing is so damn common in anime and the reason is thanks to Japan's social rules, you can't just make female friends if you're a guy, you're not going to just chat up the girl at the Starbucks. So the only females in your life that you'd have a pre-built relationship of communication with is your relatives, and your neighbors.

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>>40961242
They're too perfect in the showing of the answers for it to not be edited, live that would take a couple of seconds.

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>>40960929
>She showed a lot
I mean, yeah, but it's still pretty much gravure. Which I'm not really into.

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I wonder what sponsors would do if they knew who is representing them.

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>>40962710
They don't care. Japan doesn't look down on this kind of work like they do in the west. Gravure and JAV actresses are treated better than some movie stars. She already had a Collab with a ero-manga.

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>>40962749
>. Japan doesn't look down on this kind of work like they do in the west.
LOOOOOOOOOOL

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>>40962797
You really are the stupid kind, aren't you? Go back to eating sand in the sandbox with the rest of your kind. If you find something brown and round that's an extra treat.

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>>40962843
Yeah dude, japan doesn't look down on them, which is why seiyuu use pseudonyms when voicing eroge.
Tell me some other Japan facts you learned from re**it.

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>>40962889
>pseudonyms
Everyone uses them, that doesn't mean a thing.
But I get it. You think you can take her down if sponsors find out. Go ahead, do your worst. I doubt you're smart and creative enough to do anything, she's bullet proof and your just an angry kid on the internet. Better men than you have tried and failed. There's no connection between Noel and Canan that you can use that Cover can't deny or dismiss. But it's still summer and you're not back repeating high school another year, so go ahead.

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>>40962797
Gravure idols and even JAV actresses are seen in mainstream TV shows and movies all the time in Japan.
Asuka Kirara was even in Ultra Man movies when she was still doing JAV.

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Wow, nobody gave a shit about her goodnight ASMR.

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>>40966255
I haven't listened to it yet

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>>40966283
She used a live camera for the first time, it was a nice touch.
Overall, it's a nice ASMR. A return to the basics for the ones of us that have been around for awhile. It's easy to get lost in the FC hype. So to have what she does best was nice. I'll listen to it more tonight before bed.

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>>40966293
>first time
I mean first time in a while. I know she's used cameras in the past.

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>>40966293
I wish she would do more ASMR as Noel. Patra and Mary do it every week

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>>40966320
Same, or even bi-monthly. I get she's busy and she actually plans this but ASMR was her whole pull.

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>>40966440
Technically she does if you count across Noel and Canan but I get what you're saying.
She should reevaluate her schedule, maybe after she moves and gets settled in.

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>>40966320
>Patra

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>>40966788
?

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>>40966255
I didn't know there was one today, I thought she always had a week between streams

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>>40967258
FC doesn't count to the 4 she does every weekend.
She also took a weekend off for her period.

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>>40967299
ah well, even better

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>>40966255
I'd listen to an ASMR of her reading the Japanese print of Goodnight Moon.

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>>40967258
She didn't really tweet or retweet about it.
Not like her FC streams but those are bigger so I get plugging it more.

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Would someone please be so kind as to tell me the most lewd Canan ASMR video? I've listened to/watched a fair few, but I want to see how far she's actually gone.

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>>40959128
>>40959483
You're overthinking it, she does it because she thinks that's what guys want to hear from girls because that's what porn does. Girls in Japan have been interviewed and asked if they'd make noises like that if porn didn't make them think guys like it, and they said no.

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>>40957380
It's actually not as uncommon as you would think. When having sex (or masturbating in this case), we let ourselves become a lot more emotionally vulnerable. This can lead to crying either during or after sex as certain emotions we may have felt lately bubble out. It's usually got nothing to do with the sex itself.

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I wish she would draw more. I miss her art.

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She's thinking about making a sub twitter account to tweet about her life and personal stuff.
Seems like lately she's really blurring the line between her two personas..
But I'm all for her sharing trips out shopping and food. Get to know her better.

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>This fucking thread
>>>/vt/31409918

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>>40970601
https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1561618958578778112
Never mind, she just wanted a place to vent her frustrations and complain. This fucking woman.

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>>40968899
Assuming you mean the most lewd Canan video in general, probably the most recent fanclub one.

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>>40971209
Do you think she'll ever be happy? All her problems are in her own head, literal definition of First World Problems. She makes so much money that she could take it easy, she really under charges herself compared to the competition and people still complain about her pricing.

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>>40971209
Considering her nichijou probably consists of hanging out with Holos a lot the sub account would make more sense on Noel.
Other holos have one already too.

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Your oshi is a whore

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>>40971887
K

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>>40971476
>Do you think she'll ever be happy?
Of course, I think even now there's moments where she's happy.

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>>40971887
That's half of her appeal.

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>>40971860
That is true.
I just want a place where she can post about her life. Food she's eating, clothes she's bought and wearing, shops and places she goes. I want to see her in her cute outfits, she's supposed to be a GFE, give it to me then. Also I want her to post hee hamsters, she has so many but we've seen a couple. I thought about it after she said it and realized how little we actually know about her.
But I just think it goes back to being afraid of getting doxxed. If she posts too much people can locate her. Like if she frequents a shop or cafe, or people using multiple locations to triangulate her location. The shit these schizos do to doxx is both interesting and frightening.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCCzegbhsJs
Noel should do member 作業 streams like Chloe is, I'm not her member but sounds similar to the community streams Canan isn't doing anymore, and with the talk of subaccounts she probably misses sharing some of the stuff she talked about there.
And there should be less assholes on Noel's members.

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>>40972054
It's amazing that she has been on the internet long enough to know the dangers of doxxing and why you should never use your real name and all, but at the same time is in denial that nothing can be done about internet piracy.

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>>40973602
>but at the same time is in denial that nothing can be done about internet piracy.
Some things are fundamentally incompatible with internet privacy though, and I think it's those things the other anon wants to see in a GFE

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>>40973723
I said PIRACY, anon

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>>40973755
Lmao fuck, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

fat whore asking for age

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah what's up with that? Maybe she's comparing analytics with Noel? I imagine Canan has older japs, but also a lot of young foreigners in it just for the tits.

[Anonymous No.]

What's that icecube bowl sounding thing in Canan's latest sleep ASMR video? At 52 minutes. I heard Lamy using the same thing in her latest ASMR, is it something new?

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>>40976522
stfu cunt

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>>40976668
Perfectly reasonable response to a question. Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

look at these old faggots

[Anonymous No.]

old

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40976796
>>40976822
But I'm that age...

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being that old and still masturbating to a egirl

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>>40976522
Something rattling around in a bowl

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>>40976963
>>40976955
>>40976860
>>40976822
>>40976796
stop cherrypicking

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>>40976982

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>>40976894
Your sex drive doesn't die for a hot minute, Anon. Men will always be turned on by women with neotonous features. It's hardwired into our brains to be.

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fucking sad that you old fags act the way you do, get outta your moms basement and

[Anonymous No.]

get a life

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>>40977000
keep cherrypicking schizo most of them are under 25

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>>40977000
31 really isn't that old. I'm 30 and look 16 whenever I shave.

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>>40977014

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>>40977025

[Anonymous No.]

Where did that schizo come from all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.]

the chances of 40 year old virgins in here are very high

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>>40977041
I don't know but its funny seeing the fact that reality disagrees with them as always

>>40977050
you suck at maths

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder what she thinks of the underages

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>>40977083
Underage seems to be a minority just like the old fags, so she might not even notice them.
The majority are between 20 and 28

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>>40977091
and the old fags have all the money so if they leave, then she will become poor and would have to resort to being a whore out on the street so she will never make these old fags mad

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>>40977091
Ah so you don't care about the facts.
Also
>fat whore
>fat
You have her confused with Marine

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>>40977109
Don't make those wage cucks mad

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>>40977113
No Marine is obese

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>>40977119
>sanefagging

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>>40977124
cope old fag

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>>40977091
Learn English pedro

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>>40977136
get a life

[Anonymous No.]

So why didn't she just make a Twitter poll?
< 18
18-24
25-34
35+
are reasonable options. Replies are good for the engagement algorithm though I guess

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>>40977159
comments are probably more accurate, since it filters out people

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>>40977103
AKA the based ages.

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>>40977159
She's probably not that smart or she's trying to find out someone's age. Either she's dumb or she's trying to be clever.

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>>40977159
Not like she was thinking of doing anything with it, just bored and decided to tweet that out of nowhere I guess.

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>>40977103
So most people are around her age or a bit younger? Thats really not surprising

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>>40977184
>she's trying to find out someone's age
Damn imagine is she's stalking some of high tier paypigs, like the ones that have both oshi marks, I think it'd be awkward if she finds someone that's an active fan of Canan but also has a different Hololive oshi.

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I hope she bans the ones under 18. They shouldn't see this shit.

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>>40977119
That's why she always responds to these rumors about having a boyfriend, so the wage cuck old fags keep giving her money

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>>40977213
More like making a list of potential husbands. Around her age and give her a lot of money.

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>>40977174
hmm, well I have a Twitter account but I don't really tweet on it, so I'd probably have voted in a poll but I didn't reply. Works both ways I guess.

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>>40977254
cope old fag, whats better then 1 old fag giving you money? so she will never marry

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>>40977279
She'll need to carry on the bloodline and those genes, they'll basically just be a dick and sperm to her.

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>>40977277
Yeah this cuts out some people but it completely cuts out people who aren't fans, so it still ends up being more accurate

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>>40977279
>cope
go back to /v/

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https://twitter.com/starblame/status/1561757791194214400
>Hoshinegai is early 20s
Thought she'd be older.

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>>40977307
who

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>>40977307
Why did you assume that she would be older?
I have a feeling thats the age Canan was looking for

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>>40977309
Ooh, so you are a newfag that's in here because he's bored, not in school yet?

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>>40977109
I don't wanna know how much these wage cucks spent on her

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>>40977327
>wage cucks
Imagine being proud of being jobless

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>>40977327
Why do you even think about how much money people spend on her? The most I ever pay any mind to the amount people spend on her is if someone suddenly gives a single utterly massive superchat. Apart from that, I don't care.

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>>40977317
She sends her personal signed goods, I think they're close enough that she could just ask her.

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>>40977354
Maybe she things it would be rude

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>>40977334
It's really amazing the negative things anons take pride in that are actual detriment to themselves.

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>>40976963
Thats beyond sad
I thought her fanbase was ftom 18-30

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>>40977378
They are
>>40977025
>>40977064
>>40977039
>>40977014
>>40976982

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>>40977113
>>40977120
Based on what we have seen of her RM she isn't obese she just has a naturally big ass.

>>40977334
It's what happens when you keep joking about how great the neet life is and retards don't pick up on it.

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>>40977334
nah whenever she comes out and says she has a boyfriend, I don't feel like I have wasted money on her

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>>40977378
I don't understand why it matters.

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>>40977393
Marine is way less fit than Noel/Canan so Noel being fat would imply that Marine is obese.
We also haven't seen photos of her roommate in 4 years.

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>>40977403
>Insecure
>Jobless
>Coping
You really are the saddest piece of shit I've seen.

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>>40977393
>she just has a naturally big ass
Could you provide some pics? I haven't actually seen them. As for her big ass, she's been very open about having one on stream. I 100% believe her. That's a strangely specific thing to focus on and lie about if you're going to lie about your sexual assets.

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>>40977403
You can have a job without spending money on her.

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>>40977413
>in 4 years
In those 4 years she went from a shitty office job to a job where she also sits on her ass for the most part, but also needs to be in shape for long performances. She's in better shape than she was back then for sure.

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>>40977424
Holy shit, this guy is hilarious. He thinks the only reason people get jobs and money is to spend it on porn and egirls.

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>>40977436
Noel is still fitter than her. Watch any 3D stream.

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>>40977424
well being a jap you kinda have to spend money on her because its stricter in japan with piracy

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>>40977453
I wouldn't be surprised if she was fitter than her. But my point is that Marine isn't obese. Nor is Noel. Noel just has major assets.

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>>40977446
You called people wage cucks which implies you don't have a job. You would have used a different insult if you had one.

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>>40977468
Sorry, I'm not that guy. I'm on your side. I was replying to you because you pointed out his flawed logic.
I have a job.

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>>40977468
NTA, but I used to make fun of people with jobs too. The proper insult for them is "wage slaves." Has been for ages. He's just someone posing as a NEET.

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>>40977091

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>>40977413
Fitness levels don't really work like that, you can be thin and still very unhealthy. Look at how Calli destroyed Ina and Kiara in arm wresling, we also know exactly what Kiara and Calli look like irl.

>>40977423
I don't have the image saved, but apparently it was from some low budget movie. I have no idea how much truth is in it, but one girl had a noticeably large ass, bigger than all the girls around her. But I didn't see strong evidence it was marine, just an asian girl with a big ass.

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>>40977507
When you say big ass, do you mean obese big, or big as in disproportionate to the rest of the body and therefore sexually appealing?

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>>40977507
>arm wresling
Big difference between arm wrestling and jumping around.

>but apparently it was from some low budget movie
It wasn't her.

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>schizo scrambling to defend Marine
I really fucking hate Marine and her retarded fanbase

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>>40977514
>place the water bucket incorrectly
What?
>I don't think her younger fans wouldn't give a fuck.
Double negative.
Holy ESL.

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>>40976822
I'm 35 and yeah, if Canan was like 19 or something then I'd agree it's wierd and creepy. But she's not, she's 28, we're not that far apart in age.

>>40976955
>>40976963
These guys on the other hand are a bit too old.

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>>40977254
>and give her a lot of money.
She has plenty of money, if anything the dude would be the golddigger here.

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>>40977540
>28
27

Also the guys in their 40s, you don't know their life. Guys look at porn when they're married and have kids all the time or maybe they're divorced and single again, maybe they're stuck in an unhappy marriage and finding an escape, who knows? Point is you don't know their lives, you don't know anything about them. You look at a number on a twitter post and assume the worst. Not you, anon, the POS anon from a third world making a big deal about this shit. I don't care how old you are, you're enjoying Canan, I'm enjoying Canan, we're having a good time.

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>>40977540
I can't wait for her to become a hag and talk about wanting to marry like Marine. It would kill so many rrats about how she's actually gay despite being a brocon and Noel stating she likes macho guys.

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>>40977558
No I meant more that that's a 13 year age gap which no matter how you slice it, comes off a bit creepy. I mean my parents are 14 years in age apart but that's because my dad had a previous marriage and my mom was almost 30 at the time. And even then that's real unusual cicumstances.

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>>40977566
>rrats
Go back

>despite being a brocon
She isn't

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>>40977571
So if she was 20 you wouldn't watch her?

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>>40977558
I think you're trying a bit too hard to justify looking at porn. It doesn't need to involve situations like you mentioned. Men can look at porn just for fun. It's perfectly healthy. Sometimes they don't want to actually fuck. Sometimes they aren't in the mood to be intimate with a partner. Sometimes they want a change of pace. It's normal and fine.

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>>40977571
Happens all the time though. I don't mind guys enjoying older women, where I draw a line is older guys enjoying 18 year olds when they have daughter around that age. I think there should be some self respect there. If you're watching college girls while having a child in college, rethink things.

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>>40977580
I don't know if I'd stop but I'd feel a little dirty about it. It reminds me too much of guys who date women young enough to be their daughter

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>>40977581
That was my first take, guys look at porn at all ages. I used to look at my grandpa's old Playboys that he would continue to get even when he was in his 60s-70s plus. A man's love for the female figure naked never goes away.

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>>40977587
Fair enough.
I wonder what it feels like in reverse. Canan isn't old enough yet but I wonder how Macoto feels about boys young enough to be her son watching her.

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>>40977615
Macoto isn't that old though. She would have to be half her age to have a son old enough to watch her.

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>>40977618
Isn't she 34?

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>>40977622
33

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>>40977618
>>40977629
Not too weird to have a son at 20 and to watch porn at 13, it could definitely happen and it might cross her mind sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, is this where I can claim my luggage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40977645
Yeah but there's a 40 minute wait. We're understaffed and backed up.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fellow Noelbros. I hate Marine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40977645
Wrong thread Watamate, you are looking for this one
>>40518210

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>>40977639
She was also on the internet from a really young age

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>>40977660
Fuck...

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>>40977674
Canan was on the internet when she was 13 but no one is watching those videos. I don't think many exist unless you really dig through NND but buy then she's in college, maybe the oldest is high school But again, no one is watching those, I'm watching her now, when she's 27.

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>>40977683
It means that she is aware of kids and their internet habits since she was one herself.

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>>40977699
Porn is so easy to get now. I remember using Limewire and Kazaa and giving my computer STDs trying to get porn.

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>>40977706
She knows kids look at her is what I meant (I was also referring to Macoto and the whole thing about boys young enough to be her son looking at her)

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>>40977719
>>40947743

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>>40977722
I know, I'm just being coy. I don't think she thinks about it.

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>>40977455
VPNs don't exist there?

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>>40977455
We'll there are a lot of jap IPs on the peers on all the torrents.
So they're foreigners in japane or they're japs that know to stay quiet, because even on her 5ch anti threads people don't talk about piracy.

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>>40978200
Is that why she thinks only overseas steal her work? I have noticed it's the only time she uses English is when she's asking people not to re-upload and steal her work. Maybe she really doesn't think fondly of her oversea members or she just naïve to think Japan wouldn't do it.

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>>40978228
She probably doesn't know anything about torrens anyway, and japs don't share it on video sites, so when she sees them is by the time they've reached western porn video sites, so she would think only foreigners are doing it.

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>>40978200
I'm curious what the analytics are for the FC streams compared to NND. Maybe more foreigners signed up for FC than JP which is why JPs are upset at the pricing. Japanese economy isn't doing well and the yen is pretty weak. I assume some of her biggest donors are foreigners.

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>yes I would totally marry one of my fans, what a dream!
Why is she like this?

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>>40980221
The more this woman says shit like this the more I view her as a piece of meat.

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>>40980221
After this and last night wanting to make an account to complain I'm thinking she's feeling overworked and lonely again. She used to go on the community streams late night and cry and complain about being lonely. She stopped doing that lately perhaps people started coming in that she didn't trust or she realized how she was sounding.

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>>40980221
How did you get that translation? She said she dreams of marrying her oshi.

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>>40955928
Pretty typical merch.
I got the shirt, socks, toothbrush and mug, and chopsticks. Mug is plastic, I thought it might have been ceramic. I won't use the toothbrush.
The rock glass and keychains were sold out. The keychains looked pretty large from the pictures I saw. So I don't know how practical they would be.

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>>40980972
Wrong, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40982112
>retard
No need to be hostile. I believe you even less now. Good to know you're just another schizo

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>>40982137
https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1561937589871218688
Read this again very carefully, if you can.
I'm going to be hostile when MTL retards keep acting like they know shit.

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>>40982167
That was to save face because she realized how her first tweet sounded. She wants to marry her oshi, probably Subaru. She's a lesbian, man, let her go. She wants to munch duck carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40982188
The discussion wasn't whether she's actually being honest or not, it was whether she said it or not.

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>>40980402
She does feel pretty weird between yesterday and today, also hasn't tweeted at all as Noel.

[Anonymous No.]

so anymore pics or links to her recent vids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40982878
This isn't really a sharing thread, not that there's anything to share that hasn't already been posted on the usual sites.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1562074088411377664
>met and was with an "old friend" all day
>started to talk about marriage
Married friend or friend she wants to marry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40982188
>She's a lesbian, man, let her go
lel

[Anonymous No.]

how's it going old fags

[Anonymous No.]

We should try a Canan thread next again, I think those had less schizos.

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>>40984189
Probably an old friend from school that recently got married is my guess. That causes her to think about marriage.
Just like she met a friend who had a kid and it caused her to think about babies a few months ago. When your friends go through a big life changing event it causes you to think about your life.
t. Someone older whose friends are getting married and having kids.

>>40984809
I like this artist. They draw Canan a lot.
https://twitter.com/oimoimoi815?t=yd06Ogy8VRQNfQDUGYJmGg&s=09

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>>40980221
I'll try to make the most charitable interpretation possible.
I think she would genuinely marry a fan, and it's because I think she might unfortunately be like Utada Hikaru who if you don't know, is kinda "in love with the feeling of being in love". Which as a result causes Utada to kinda jump into relationships when given the opportunity because she needs that feeling of being loved by someone, which explains her failed marriages when that shit doesn't work out long term.
Now, I don't think Canan has it that bad, BUT I also think that 27 years of being alone is getting to her compounded with hearing about her friends settling down. I think if the opportunity came, she might date and marry a fan even if the guy wasn't right for her, just so that she could have that feeling. And boy would that be a harsh lesson for her to learn.

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>>40986866
I would hope not but I wouldn't be surprised if she rushed into a marriage with some guy that was a fan. Might be why she was asking everyone's ages. She should already know that from her channel analytics but to ask for each individual age was strange. She doesn't seem to keen on getting in a relationship right now while she's streaming but once this is over that will change and if she's desperate or feels like she needs to "catch up" who knows what disastrous relationship she'll end up in.
Getting into a relationship with fans is always messy because they know everything about you and you know nothing about them. Not to mention their view of you is not realistic and would lead to disappointment. You know the saying "Never meet your heroes." So someone might think they're getting into one thing and get another, might not be able to handle her flaws when their view of her is perfect.