Monster Girl Thread

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milk

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I claim 2nd post for flayers

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Tsuraras are cool.

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>>40922235
Based

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>>40922222
absolute waste of digits.

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Gators with thick cajun accents!

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Are you ready for a shocking turn of events?

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>>40922290
big loli butt is never a waste.

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Moth love

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Gonna try out for the MGC football team. I think I can make QB

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>>40922235
>succubus roastie trying to copy a holstaur
this is honestly pathetic

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>>40922515
>Sign up for the football team
>Turns out it's not burger football but soccer
>The team it's full of Umi-Oshos
>They all dive, cry, and look up to you expectantly if you even graze them while playing

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I love lolis!

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>>40922479
Ngl I kinda down bad for

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>>40922380
Little girls with big bottoms are the best

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The contract states that you must, every full moon, endure a 12 hour cuddle session with her after she injests a dopple potion. Prepare your body, mind, and soul.

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I hate being a plumber in hagville, this damn hags and their stupid jokes!

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>>40922235
would engage in tailsex

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>>40922895
Tailsex is top tier sex, although it is not the best sex.

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>>40922235
I want Troll leche

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Now I want to make a tier list of all the unique types of sex for each monster girl. Slime sex, tail sex, spider sex, abyssal sex, etc.

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>>40922302
>just wanted to go fishing
>not be pulled underwater by a gator girl and raped mercilessly while some freshwater Merrow eats the rest of my minnows

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I wonder how well lizard ear fins work.

I assume they pick up vibrations in the air. Are they sensitive? Do they give better or worse hearing then normal ears? How are they at hearing directions?

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>>40922547
Fucking grass fairies, I'll just try out for the hockey team instead.

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>>40922985
however the sex is the emotional connection matters more.
And that is why nobody has to be jealous about baphs having the best pussies

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>>40923065
They're just fins. They're not actually reptiles at all, they're just landfish pretending.

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>>40922762
Working any job in Hagville is a chore, because most of the time the girls just want to act out their favorite porn scene from the 80's. Then you have to tell them that one more time and they'll be blacklisted from calling your company anymore.

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>>40923084
alright but there better be some bawdy saxophone music

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>>40922985
how do harpy wingjobs rank?

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>>40923151
dont know, im going to make a tier list and rank it properly. will post the tier list here when im done, so others can do it too.

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I want 4chan to be raided by monstergirls

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>>40923189
They'd all just post about how much they love to suck cock. It'd be no different from usual.

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>>40923196
>when the flat chested cock hungry slut you're erping with actually turns out to be a loli

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>>40923196
But I want to be harrassed while trying to talk about my autistic interests

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>>40923143
The top three musicians in Hagville year after year is Barry White, Chuck Mangione, and Grover Washington Jr. you're getting that sexy jazz music wether you like it or not.

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>>40923212
Cheshire might harass you at first but then she'll get into it.

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>>40923212
>dick or gtfo

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Can you jailbreak your Automaton wife?

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What monsters are there to find in a greasy, outer rim station?

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>>40923200
The classic "girl from online game turns out to be a horny JS" doujin plot

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>>40923212
Instead, you'll get harassed via your autistic interest.

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>>40923174
nevermind, cant do it.

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>>40923252
Ignore the Starfleet uniform it's probably a fake

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>>40923252
>Mechanic Anubis
>Tanuki who owns the station and the general store
>Veteran Salamander chief of security
>ace pilot that plays by her own rules Dark Angel
>retired musician Elf who still plays at the bar on Saturdays after a few drinks
>Commander Lily M.

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How come there is actually no monster girls in space. Every real space game has them all horrifying.
There isn't even any real setting with them. They do not exist on any level.

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>>40923295
i know the feel. i want mge but sci-fi. i still want magic, but i also want space travel and shit like black hole monster girls.

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>>40923309
Please call them Ladies of the Void, black hole girls is an offensive term that terrestrials came up with.

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>>40923324
if i was to actually make a setting like that, my mind immidately jumps to calling them voidtaken, and having certain areas of space not be lethal to humans when exposed to the vacuum, but rather extremely corruptive on women (human or not), making them either a Veilangel or a Veilangel equivilent of whatever monster/alien girl they already are.

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>>40923284
What's the going rate for the engibis? Cod use someone of her skill set on my next ring dive

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>>40923252
0g slimes

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>>40923377
>fluids cling in 0g

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>>40923349
>Anubis thinks she'll get captain anon all to herself
>spends the entire dive making sure the RCS doesn't misfire as he flies through around iceoids at 70m/s

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>Oh? You're approaching me?

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>>40923404
Your blocking the cereal

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>>40923401
Captain Anon doesn't mess around, he very serious in his flying and impeccable choice in coats

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>>40923404
I can't give you my blood without getting closer.

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>>40923404
Yeah, can you show me on the map where I'm at? I'm trying to find the lost shrine of the nine tails and I need to know exactly where I am so I can triangulate these coordinates I've got.

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>>40923404
Yeah you spilled some wine, I've got a napkin right here.

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>>40922302
hold her head with two hands, one hand on the chin other on the top. now she can't open her jaw to bite you! and remember, gator girls are especially weak to kisses!

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>>40923271
>MG Star Trek
>instead of dying, now all the red shirts get raped and married

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>>40922302
I'm gonna steal Ms. Gators secret family gumbo recipe, even if it's the last thing I do!

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>>40923471
But how will you get ol' mama gator to disparage her secrets?

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>>40923492
FAT HORSE

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>>40922302
comparing jaw strength with her

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>Kitasean ritual
Wat?

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NEED

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>>40923581
those hips though

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I want to sniff chest fluff so goddamn bad. I want it to become an addiction.

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>take in a little Jinko
>monster instincts and mana do their thing
>one thing leads to another and you have a small Jinko wife
>but she's not from Sabbath
>years pass
>your large Jinko wife still wants to be princess carried and full nelsoned

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>>40923415
I want my fucking fruitloops, bloodsucker.

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Does anyone have any images of monster girls requesting tummy rubs?

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>>40923637
https://mangakakalot.com/chapter/vw922060/chapter_23.5

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>>40923581
>NEED
I know what you mean

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>>40923630
You're getting Count Chocula, and you will like it.

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>>40923255
oh no! anything but that! i don't want a harem of 3 to 6 monstergirls to play boardgames and videogames with!

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>>40923637
unfortunately I do not

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>>40923695
is that shit good? ill be honest i just said the first american cereal i thought of. never had either.

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>>40923255
>Manticore pins me against the wall and tells me she'd kick my ass at guilty gear
yes please

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>>40923659
Woah this was updated? Cool

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>>40923255
>show Mino-chan from work my bionicle collection
>she seems to be getting awfully excited over all my Toa of Fire
Gee I had no idea she'd be so interested

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>>40923718
They both pale before the true king

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>>40923807
I don't trust the shogcycle. It looks liable to collapse into a neutron star.

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>Live next to lizard family
>Be good friends with the eldest sister
>As is standard for monster families, there are a fuckton of other daughters
>Her younger sisters are constantly coming over to ask how your training is coming along and when you plan on fighting her.

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>>40923718
I'm was more of a booberry and >>40923787 fan. I don't eat ceral anymore though. Most of them taste good, but I prefer fruit as my sweet food.

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>>40923811
Are you calling her dense? how dare you

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>Playing dice at the local Nuki Casino
>Roll snake eyes and lose it all
>get dragged off to the basilisk room by security
I didn't even put myself as a bet how can they do this

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>>40923807
This Shoggoth pulls off the "bad girl" look well, I'd go with her if she tried picking me up.

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>>40923893
Someone didn't read the fine print on all those papers you had to sing to get in.

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>>40923882
shoggy no i didnt mean it like tha-

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>>40923903
ARE YOU CALLING HER OLD AND APPROACHING THE NEXT PART OF HER LIFE CYLCE? ARE YOU IMPLYING SHE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A BLACK HOLE?

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>>40923900
Who has time to read all that nonsense? I want to play the games not read legalese

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>>40923888
Doctor, Doctor, give me the news!
It's terminal isn't it?

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>>40923659
What the fuck this is still going? I thought it died, last chapter I read was 13.

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butt

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>>40924011
cute butt

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>>40924011
Butts are great, especially when they're on top of you.

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>>40924011
smelly butt

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>>40924056
Hear hear

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>>40924011
Big round loli butts

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is that fresh bread I smell?

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>>40923714
gosh i wish that was me

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adventures with wife

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>>40923581
GET IN THE CAGIE

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I want my face to be a cushion for a hellhound princess

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>>40924473
Hellhound nobility is weird.
They're probably big and buff in a might makes right kinda way.

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why do so many of you dislike her
what did she do wrong

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>>40924528
Be trash

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>>40924528
Every time she offers to pull me into her bosom, I wind up with my face full of cat ass.

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>>40924528
I'm not into anal

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>>40924496
Imagine being a prince going to meet your arranged monster wife from a neighboring country, expecting it to be a lilim or a wight only to find out she's an eight-foot-tall hellhound in a dress.

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>>40924391
wholesome, but where have her paws gone.

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>>40924654
>suffering the fly to live

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>>40924662
>First night in bed will be a test of pelvic durability

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You did level resistance to level drain right? You don't want to be that guy who gets dropped to level on from being kissed do you?

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>>40924528
I was promised memes and a face full of cat ass and have yet to receive either.

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>>40924700
>lose a level by kissing
lol just wear a helmet, dumb monsters

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>>40922222
Reminder that this is a standard and norm in monstergirl lands

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does she get wet or does wet get her?

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>>40924700
wtf where even was that in the skill tree

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>>40924739
Now your armor is doing the kissing. Say goodbye to those levels

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>>40924805
>Don't worry Anon, you aren't getting weaker, you're just putting your levels into your items!
>Cursed Armor waifu suddenly pops off you.
>*You are too low level to wear this Item*
She'll never get you below that level again.

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>>40924805
>armor is getting 2x levels by draining yours
I fail to see the problem? I now have op armor and will be invincible

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>>40924700
what do monster kisses feel like

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>>40924849
according to goggle no one has ever asked this question.

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>>40924849
Mind melting.

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How do I defeat the creeping coin boss?

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>>40924849
You should ask the monsters not us

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>>40924881
Just don't pick up the gems and coins bro

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>>40924884
but i dont know any

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>"YOU! SOLITARY, NOW!"
>t.Warden of Monstergirl City Prison's Penal Unit

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>>40924881
You're supposed use an escape item during the first encounter then double back to tell the sleeping dragon

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>>40924700
I put all of my points into passive mana recovery. Besides, I'm not losing levels, just loaning them out!

>>40924881
First, you must abandon all worldly desire...

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>>40924849
The most unrealistic feeling of all: like genuine affection

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>>40924948

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>>40924849
Very hot.

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>>40924746

>180
>Still shorter then I am

This is why I need giants. So I'll be able to experience what manlets can.

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>>40924974
I want to make out with a hellhound so bad. I want her breathing down my throat as her tongue rapes my mouth.

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Let me guess, do dwarf mamono also have a collective book of grudges that they keep for their whole community? In which they will list down and journal whatever wrong doings and misbehavior you have done against dwarf-kind? And let me guess, even if 90% of all dwarves are now cute little potato girls, I still should not say they have shitty awful bad beards because it insults their heritage and ancestry?

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no

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Squidbros, why stick to the one hole? Channel your inner facehugger.

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>>40925059
>>40925064
>Even as mamono, dwarves still have their book of grudges to lost down anons who have wronged their entire race
>But this time as cute Monstergirls, they will now demand anons who've wronged them by marrying and mating with dwarves as a means of reparations and or restitution for any wrongs or grudges any anon has committed against dwarves

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are mgs alone in the universe?

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>>40925176
yea

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How powerful or dangerous is a Dark Mage and her wizard boyfriend/husband pair?

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>>40925176
nah. life is very common and very friendly.

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>>40925245
lol

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>>40925248
lmao

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>>40925242
taller than a tree

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>>40925242
Not as powerful or as dangerous as three Baphomets standing on each others' shoulders in a coat angry that they don't have one yet

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>>40925176
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>>40925255
?

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You need to tilt your head back anon, or the blood will keep spurting.
Tilt your head back more.

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>>/vt/

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>>40925396
Embarrassing.

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>>40925176
>a lonely monster in MGE and human on earth both look up into the night sky
>unbeknownst to the other or themselves, they are thinking of each other being together
>soulmates forever apart, split by reality itself
>perhaps one day fate will show them a sliver of mercy and allow the portals to open
>but for now they are doomed to fantasy if the other

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>>40925417
>if the other
THE ONE PART I DIDNT REREAD
GOD DAMNIT

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>>40925417
I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW

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>>40925396
what?

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>>40925445
There was a now deleted vtumor post above that one.

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>>40925445
He doesn't know how to properly quote boards.

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>hag eats too much spicy food AGAIN

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A quick sketch of Anna Maria, also. I will draw some more monsters lewds, just say what monster, what pose, and what they would be wearing

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These dorks are starting to grow on me.

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>>40925508
very nice
pyrow in a sundress looking embarrassed

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>>40925417
>>perhaps one day fate will show them a sliver of mercy and allow the portals to open
There will never be mercy.

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>>40923893
>go to nuki casino to count cards
>be a little too good at counting cards and win too many hands
>A very large hellhound grabs me by the head and steers me like toddler to the security office
>after a brief wait a dark elf comes in and tells me I'm not leaving until I detail to her how I was cheating and who my accomplises are.

Please help she won't believe my autistic math savant story. I don't have much time, she said she was getting her tools and some friends to contdhhnggfx

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>You wanna do WHAT with my tails?

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>>40925565
Just randomly out other guys who were winning big as your accomplices. Why be the only one to get into trouble after all

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>>40925512
>>40925618
Making MG friendly electronics would make you a billionaire.

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>>40923659
>introduces some cringey sister that immediately begins to fuck with the situation
Oh, okay

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>>40922380
Cute goat.

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>>40925618
Their profile says that if you suddenly have sex with an anubis their whole schedule will be thrown out the window and be replaced with just sex. Would the same thing happen if you pet one?

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what would a kiki con b like?

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>>40925618
>anubis takes too long thinking of the perfect reply
>anon gets dejected at being ignored and cries
>he texts back a "sorry for bothering you" and goes to sleep
how can she save this?

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>>40925674
very clean

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>>40925620
I tried that. I accidentally pointed out the hellhounds husband. The hound thought that was really funny but the elf wasn't as tickled. She says she's putting me in the box for that, and if I pull that stunt again I'm being upgraded to never leaving. She won't elaborate on what the box is and I'm getting nervous.

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Meanwhile in a Sabbath military compound

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>>40925777
>Make sure those lines are nice and thick this time, we can't have Oniichan bolting like last time.

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Your coin purse is already gone.

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>>40925777
Kids with guns
Kids with guns

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>>40925829
But I was going to use that money to buy her a ring...

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>>40925976
a perefct mob dark mage imo.

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>>40925976
Trash, not a monster girl.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the leaves falling from the trees doesn't make them easier to spot, it just gives them more cover.

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>>40925829
Joke's on her, it's filled with bottlecaps.

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>imagine putting your dick right here

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>>40925777
>Magic Missile

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>>40925635
How the fuck do you wurm proof electronics?

Between the sharp claws, enormous strength and the very real chance she'll try to eat it I don't think it's possible.

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>>40923659
>axed right at the good part
kms

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>>40926028
Yeah, that's a pretty impressive thigh gap. I bet she wouldn't even be able to touch the ground...

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>>40926034
Nintendium and not making it in delicious colors should help.

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>>40926034
toxic paintjob and tell wurms they will never get a hubby if they break the electronics so easily

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>>40926034
Harvest Marshmallow Cat energy and make the most durable items in existence.

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>>40926044
>wurmphones produced in the same colors as poisonous frogs
>production stopped because they keep eating them due to "it looked exotic..."

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>>40926034
pretty easy, feed your wurm so she doesnt get hungry

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>>40925997
she -is- stealth

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Literal Perfection Has Been Found.

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>>40926229
she looks very pregnant

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>>40926243
It would be concerning if she wasn't by now.

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>>40926229
>many years later
>anon has fathered many big spooky foxes
>despite be far taller than him, he spoils them relentlessly
>seeing this, big spooky wife always goes for more daughters
>anon makes town full of big spooky foxes
living the dream

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>>40926229
i'd still do it but it's a bit disconcerting to father an infant as large as or larger than yourself

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>>40926357
push her away cause that gote milk is mine!

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>>40926365
it's rude to hog the leche, anon. big gote has plenty

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>>40926440
i have a big thirst
in fact, im taking smol gote's milk too

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the cosplay squad will be spearheading the invasion

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>>40926468
Clearly their dragon shocktroops would spearhead it.

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>>40926468
I need a dragon waifu

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>"Overwatch says stop kicking it!"

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>>40926750
I'm gonna kick it

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>>40926229
Seeing that pregnant fox makes me think about incestous scenarios with my Troll auntster that end up in pregnancy, several pregnancies.
She doesn't just watch for me getting lucky on Friday night, but keeps me company the whole week instead.

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>>40926356
>young men from nearby towns have started disappearing at an alarming rate

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>>40926750
I will kick the barrels into the launch tube and you can stop me

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>>40925618
>send your anubis crush a text
>she never replies
>figure she isn't interested and go to bed feeling like an ass
>meanwhile anubis is pulling an all-nighter consulting hundreds of different mamono
>has created her own coding language to run simulations of your responses
>entire wall full of data points on you
>finishes her twenty-seventh mug of coffee and wipes her mouth
>stares at your picture in the middle of a labyrinth of red string, photos, notes, and demented post-its
>looks at her phone again to reread your message
>"How was work?"
>soon
>soon she will have the perfect reply
>but not yet

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>>40926845
Why does that troll look like she has PTSD?

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>>40926925
She has been trying for so long to get your attention, she looks more like a nervous mess

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>>40922222
Prompt time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfQ_KlSA7bE

A shy thief approaches a monstergirl, whom he thinks is a weak or simple target to mug.

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Roll for one mamono. And what do you think the monstergirl you rolled would do to deal with the Shy Thief?

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>>40926925
She read a history textbook from Earth earlier that day.

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>>40927001
>sea slime
revenge rape, he tries to get away, she paralyzes him

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Imagine that ass on your face.

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>>40927374
Death. What you have just described is death by ass.

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>>40927374
Goddamn, that ass requires a NFA tax stamp and a license for such destructive device.

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>>40927419
>dragon panics when she notices you haven't moved in a while

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>>40925565
tell her to go get a mindflayer if she doesn't believe you

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Tuck in your Werebat for the day.

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>>40927822
I want to use a werebat as a blanket.

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You know, deep within your heart, that the sabbath is absolutely shit.

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>>40924528
her jokes and pranks are cringe
look at the cringekot only with disgust when she tries to be funny

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>>40928382
>tries to be funny
but she IS funny

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>>40926034
>give Wurm an old nokia brick
>is mostly confused that she can't break it

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>>40928427
But what about slimey monsters? I want to be able to send messages to my dark slime wife.

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>>40928382
not sure where this is from but I just read her doujin and everything she says is in third person.

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>Anon lands a date with a big and evil looking werebat
>Invites her to a steakhouse
>Anon orders a plate of ribs with mashed potatoes
>Werebat is looking uncomfortable
>She writes something down then hands the paper to the mino server
>Server comes back with a large plate of fruits
>Werebat looks harmless as she smiles and wiggles while eating an orange

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>>40928474
A phone that can be used entirely with voice commands is probably the way to go for slimes
that or just using a stylus

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>>40928360
Baphomets have the best vagina and that is a canon fact. All hail the Sabbath!

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>>40928560
They are truly Icons of Sin.

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>>40928560
>cheshire loli
>bat wings
>giant confusing ears
>tailmon ring
cat too confusing

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>>40928589
Chesh familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

It's in a monster's nature to rape, but you can't rape the willing.
Does this mean that you can defeat monsters by wanting to fuck them?

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>>40928589
That's obviously "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40928485
Fruit Werebats are really precious.
>>40928741
Not every monster rapes, that's a clear win to those.

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>>40928560
>baphs have the best vagina
doesnt matter. mana makes your wife have the perfect vagina for you. even then, that trait does not matter when considering literally everything else about baphomets makes them F tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40928860
It's canon, cope.

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>>40928881
i know its canon, thats why i said it.

[Anonymous No.]

This is where humans belong.

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>>40928910
>Not giving him anything to kneel/sit on
truely worthy of the cruel dispostion title.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate the ancient evil

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>>40928931
What crimes did she commit to earn this name

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>>40928942
You know when it says "take one"? She took two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40928956
I cant fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

While true, Dark Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40928942
Too horny and went to jail

[Anonymous No.]

>"We are in position to raid virgin anon house,wait for my signal"

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>>40928991
The tentacles all have different personalities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40929021
The bard is important

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>>40929048
Bards are never important

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>>40929075
The bard is the soul of every group. She will play erotic music as anon is freed from the bonds of virginity

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>>40929088
>She will play erotic music
If its anything remotely close to loud music i am running away as fast as my legs can carry me,miss me with that shit

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>>40929038
Vaguely. They are not very smart, but are mostly in her control. Even when they are not (when she is sleeping or not paying attention), they are very friendly, and will rub themselves against people like a cat.

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>>40928910
Sounds good. Just make her a loli

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I wish I was sandworm food

[Anonymous No.]

Got a swimsuit commission to make the best of these heatwaves and love how it turned out.
What does your waifu or harem wear at the beach?

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>>40929579
No other raiment than the radiance of the very Sun itself shining on her scales is needed! Scalding to the touch and sizzling is she!
Try cooking things on her belly, like in Hot Shots 2

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>>40929579
Anna maria the wurm would most likely have that bikini top plus skirt combo, Caroline the Wock only has pasties, and the still unnamed clown has nothing on aside from body paint of her black bikini

[Anonymous No.]

>>40929579
She can make clothes appear at will so she just wears whatever she fancies at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>40929579
She still doesnt wear anything, most clothes dont really work for her except that one tailor-made arachnesilk suit.

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>>40928485
I don't think I could date a vegan

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>>40929882
I've heard about the apple of my eye, but this is ridiculous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40929882
I'm gonna sniff her flower, I do not care that it's rude.

>>40929920
Not even a cute plant girl?

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>>40929980
>Not even a cute plant girl?
That's not a vegan, that's what vegans eat.

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>>40928860
>literally everything else about baphomets makes them F tier.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

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>>40929920
If she's not the moralizing type that forces it on you, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930030
boring looking, tiny, sabbath, absolutely no sense of style, not even cute

[Anonymous No.]

oh no, she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930021
Im a vegetarian. Would an alraune be offended by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930079
>tfw you always keep flirting with the tanuki so Your double can steal some potions
>>40930100
i think that would make her aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930108
>Alraune with a fetish for her husband eating her fruit

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>>40930078
But all of those are either not true or not negatives.

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>>40930078
There has to be at least one sabbath that focuses on fashion.
Maybe a gyaru sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930209
Isn't that Momonika's specialty?

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>>40930187
i listed nothing but negatives and facts.

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>>40930187
baphos are the polar opposite of arousing

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>>40930078
>absolutely no sense of style,
There are so many good looking sabbaths.
Someday I will getthis cute lolibaba baphomet to soak her pussy. And after that clears out the cobwebs we can fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

would you like to live in Tallbourgh, Anon? Where you can meet Monsters that are at least 2.5 meters tall and everything was designed for their height?

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>>40922222

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>>40930325
This is the cutest one yet

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>>40930325
Very cute. I want kids now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930306
i don't know if they're the best example because they were a bunch of ragtag min-maxers before shirokuto enforced dress code

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>>40930371
>i swear to god thats the last time i drink a teleport potion from wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930079
I strongly desire to sniff her breath!

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>>40930381
He only wanted to know if baphomets have a sense of style, which clearly they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930325
>breeding fetish
>RNG addict
>like filling spreadsheets
its like this monster was tailor made for me,i just need to get heroic qualities or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930446
not even, just desire being a hero is enough, she'll train you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930446
Hardly. Just attend a dungeoneering course. Theres a great one in the Delirium of Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

What did the fox do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930464
I mean,the definition of "hero" is very loose, hero for who? her? her future children? her extended family? do i need references from strangers knowing i did heroic deeds for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930480
what they always do, ensure the next generation of foxes.

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>>40930485
true, you could also use a cheat item that allows to go directly to her in her doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930480
She found your prized genealogy tree book and scribbled down the next levels in advance. Spoiler: it's all foxes down there

[Anonymous No.]

>that time kc said that proving your worth to a baphomet or similar just meant trying your best

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>>40930511
>you could also use a cheat item that allows to go directly to her in her dungeon
That sounds like a good way to get her upset,skip her entire dungeon she spent so much time crafting and filling with traps and enemies

Or she is so desperate at that point that she just lets it slide

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>>40930531
it's like he wants people to be happy or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930536
i think like unbeatable ones would have very old echinda who are so desperate they have adopted daughters to call their own childern or even have golem ones that they themselves have made

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930553
power to him for that, i guess. nothing wrong with a setting thats just nice to be in. theres aspects i dont like, but i love the man for trying his best.

[Anonymous No.]

Very lucky drop is a second Echidna daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930531
It's the only response that makes any sense in a world with destined soulmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930565
thats kind of both sad and cute
>>40930597
impossible

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>>40930536
She wouldn't have left a Matter Eater wand in the very first treasure chest if she didn't want you to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930621
0.03% chance of getting one, so its basically a guaranteed drop.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40930485
it's usually either the safety inspector that sanctioned all of her old traps or the maintenance guy who fixed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930621
thats what happens when eons past and they see their friends have kids and She has none nor no children to release their motherly urges and not even a husband to spoil

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no overprotective dark mage wife

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>>40930652
She shouldn't have made a wizardry 4 tier dungeon layout, cant they just get out of the cave and find a hero herself? surely waiting that long cant be healthy for the mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930668
you know how stubborn old monsters can be, Its your heros duty to release her from this hell

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>>40930531
>Weak anon tries to court a Baphomet
>She's kind and understanding but tells him to come back after getting stronger
>A few months later that sabbath branch gets attacked by a mysterious hero
>He's Lv99 with nearly maxed out stats and best gear
>Baphomet is about to lose the fight
>Anon suddenly shows up and asks the Baphomet to check this out
>He manages to do 20 clean push-ups in a row
>Baphomet gets a love powerup and defeats the hero
>Marries Anon the same day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930710
Fine,that dumb old snake is getting her dungeon skipped,her womb plundered and her finger ringed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930309
that sounds like my kind of place

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930745
Go back to school, kiddo. You need to learn your A B C's and 1 2 3's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930309
When measuring snakes,does it take her whole length into consideration or only from her waist up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930858
Now that makes me wonder about measuring height with snakes and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930804
You need to be extra careful when walking in the busy streets.
One instant of spacing out could lead you face first in a monster's tummy or worse, her crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930858
Waist up. Hope you can handle 3000 pounds of snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930913
I was born ready for this!
>>40930906
I am not scared of bumping into big monsters i am more scared of what would their reaction be
>>40930900
If its only from the waist up snakes would be massive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930718
cute. Didn't involve sex, which is rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930906
>>40930949
>in monster territory walking into someone is equivalent to asking for their hand in marriage.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40930962
anon i just bumped into her,i dont know anything about her personality or even if we are compatible

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931002
hey anon im seeing areola there

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>>40931002
>>40931007
What do they say about foxes with big areolas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931002
Kitsune? More like Tittysune

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931016
>What do they say about foxes with big areolas?
its mofu time?

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>>40930309
yes
I want to go to a rough and rowdy bar in Tallbourgh, find an extra big mino, struggle for a minute climbing onto the Tallbourgh-sized barstool next to her as she and all the other big monsters watch, and then ask for a milk.

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>>40930906
>One instant of spacing out could lead you face first in a monster's tummy
>walking face first into nubis abs
Oh no! Anything but that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931100
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930309
>Tall Ushi
FUCK NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931112
Just stand directly underneath her and she won't see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>her smile and optimism gone

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to notjapan and call all the oni's womanlets because they're Japanese 'tall'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931129
my sneak sucks
>>40931143
how i can restore it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931023
Titsune was right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931194
fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930906
>tfw i walked right into the soft pudgy belly of an older troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931016
Big areolas mean tastier milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Just walk up to a monster and declare yourself her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930812
Going to school isn't mutually exclusive with what she wants you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931322
>Wife lives deep in the ocean
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931338
sink

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931322
I'm way to bad when talking with strangers and would stumble over my words before leaving embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931322
I liked circle eden comics of her

[Anonymous No.]

Hi thread. I want to write another extra bit of a region, like I did with the deep sea wonderland thingy. Any suggestions/requests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931346
I dont think i can hold my breath that long

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931372
zinpangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931187
>how i can restore it?
choke her during sex like she asked you to

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931376
not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931322
>walk up to a kot
>declare myself her husband
>pic related is the look she gives me
I feel like I've made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

ultrakill's act 2 dropped recently, i got a idea. enjoy:
>automaton, turn back now. the regions of this continent are not for your kind. turn back, or you will be crossing the will of angels
>your choice is made. as the righteous warrior of heaven, i shall rend you apart, and you will become a regular monster once more.
>what? how can this be? bested by this... this robot? you horny FUCK. THIS IS NOT OVER!
>may your woes be many and your mates few

>disgrace. humiliation. unseemly and unwelcome at the feet of the council. their eyes ablaze with bitter resentment, glaring through gabrette's wounds of body and soul. bore outward for all to see
>"has this one abandoned the way of the chief god?" "it is unworthy of her holy light." "the mother's light is indomitable" "this one seeks fit to squander it"
>their words resonated in gabrette's limbs, coursing through as lust through a monster, a searing hiss that would strike humans deaf and blind. the holy light within her, an unstoppable force of divine fury. insurmountable for mere monsters. this she knew
>"holy council, my devotion to the cheif is absolute. i have never strayed from the will of the mother, but a automaton-"
>"you dare imply the might of the mother could be shaken by mere monsters?"
>"impossible." "heresy." "unspeakable." "heresy." "heresy." "silence."
>your treachery will not be tolerated. as punishment, the mother's light shall be severed from your body. you have 24 hours before the last of its embers die out"
>"and your lustless mind with them" "prove your purity" "unmake your mistakes"
>as the light was ripped from her being, gabrette's screams were silenced in the hiss of gospel in the praise of the cheif god. a burning anguish to which even the heat of fox fire could not compare. through the blaze of torment a single burning hatred was forged anew"
>if the automaton seeks essence, then she would give it freely.
>and with such fury, even metal will leak
1/2
cut here because this is where act 1 ends and 2 begins.

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>>40931446
2/2
>automaton, i know you are here. i can smell the insolent stench of your essence stained hands. i await you down below
>come to me
>the order's desert, the forest. all monsterified... with the tundra soon to follow.
>your kind know NOTHING but lust; converted all human females and taken all males from the outer regions.
>and yet they remain unsatisfied... as do you. you've taken everything from me, automaton.
>and now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED
>automaton... i will cut you down, break you apart, splay the wires of your profane form across the STARS!
>i will reprogram you until your very MANA CRIES FOR MERCY! my hands shall RELISH PURIFYING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!...
>twice?! beaten by a monster... twice! ive only known the taste of combat, but this taste... is- is this my own mana?
>haha- ive never known such... such desire?..
>i- i need some time to think. we will meet again, machine.
>may your woes be many... and your mates few

>silence, introspection. how many had she converted? had she ever thought to count. how much sex did she have... and to what end? how many did she condemn to be monsters and who did it benefit?
>two defeats at the hands of the automaton had changed gabrette. the world of the one supposed will of the cheif god was now shattered and only she was left to put the pieces back together. they collected before the light of a dying fire that fresh fuel couldnt sustain. this new light showing the truth to gabrette:
>the pieces never fit together to begin with.
>the supposed council of "humanity" who boasted a cheif god that wasnt there. gone. vanished.
>the council still chased after the light of her fire, their memory of her words and will grown twisted and warped, and the rest of the aimless angels of heaven follow their footsteps. the angels try to act in the mother's name but her kingdom has changed
>now the fire was dying, sputtering out as the heat failed to gain purchase. gabrette looked upon the embers with a perfect clarity. she drew her blade and held it in contrast to the dying light
>in its reflection she saw a weapon reborn, no longer wielded to purify, but to convert. she knew words alone would never sway the masses. she chose to do something drastic
>mana stains the auditorium. the motionless bodies of the once mighty council now monsterizing against its surfaces, their last bits of human mana dripping down the dissident blade of gabrette's sword
>the last councilor, now backed up to a wall, scrambles for words between panicked breaths as the end of her humanity approaches with measured steps
>"w-wait y-you cant do this! our status forbids it! this is treason, heresy, murder! we are the supreme authority, our law commands you!"
>"angels only follow you out of fear and desperation. i will show them that monsters are nothing to be afraid of. for there is no status or origin, vested rank or holy status that will stop the mana of a monster
>we all have the same human mana, and the reliance on the light has made yours weak and vulnerable"
>"p-please gabrette, see reason! the council follows the will of the mother! you seek to go against our ch-"
>"face it, sister. the chief god is dead. the light is gone. you're chasing phantoms"
>gabrette's silhouette now towers over the councilor, her shadow cast upon a soon monsterized body
>she raises her sword for the final cut as the crying mess on the floor stammers out its final feeble argument
>"b-b-but the mother's light! without me you cannot hope to reconnect with it! i-i-if you convert me you'll fall to lust in a matter of hours!"
>...
>"i know"
>a clean, silent cut glides through the councilor's chest. injecting her with holst mana with elegance and ease. her body falls onto the marble floor, her humanity fading soon after
>bereft of status but brimming with purpose, gabrette gave a final message to the angels amassed at the gates of the auditorium before leaving heaven for the very last time.
>her arm outstretched, without a word, the angels saw a body in the early stages of monsterization. in silence the message rang out to the far ends of the cosmos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931438
>Two tails
EHH?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931446
I was NOT expecting to be reading a monster girl related greentext in Gianni's voice today but here we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931413
How do you choke a dullahan?
>>40931434
I will blame you if i drown

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931468
one for your dick and one for your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931516
I dont think she can fit my head in one of those,what the hell anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931468
monster mana can carry though male children, in this case her grandmother is a fox.
do with this information what you will, but im sure you can figure out what happens in 700 more years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931539
that doesnt make any sense unless she comes from an echidna or something

[Anonymous No.]

cherish the time you spend with your daughters
before you know it they'll be all grown up and raping men just like their mother did

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931456
>i missed one "machine" despite typing the whole thing out
FUCK! NO. I PROOF READ SEVERAL TIMES.
for all i know a "he", "him", or "father" could gotten through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931531
Not your entire head, just the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931481
and your new wife will thank me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931607
like a facehugger but smothered by her tailflesh instead? Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40922222

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931584
>he's questioning how monster mana works
shhhh, dont question it. just keep having sex despite your mother being a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931669
Imagine the sight of two undulating tails. One sucks in your semen, while the other pumps aphrodisiac-laced air and virility drugs down your throat.
You're not done until she's done, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931322
Not enough self confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931732
that sounds dangerous,irresponsible and fucking hot,where do i sign up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931732
we are now getting into alien girl territory and i am all for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931362
Imagine finally crossing path with that one rare species of monster you dream of.
Walking up to her as you rehearse for the 1000th time your declaration of marriage.
Finally being close to her and uttering the following words:
>I-I, I love husband... Sorry.
Then her just pulling you in for an intense kiss and replying
>I love husband too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931593
>before you know it they'll be all grown up and raping men just like their mother did
More like they'll be slutty brats just like their mother was

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931685
Evil monsters produce the cutest offsprings.

>>40931736
You're probably done for if a monster girl catches you staring at her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wisps tell you to KYS
Plant girls tell you to "touch grass"
What do other insults would monsters appropriate?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932158
don't post off-topic images here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932158

WHoops, wrong thread lol

[Anonymous No.]

Wisps tell you to KYS
Plant girls tell you to "touch grass"
What other insults would monsters appropriate?

[Anonymous No.]

>everybody knows the infamy of the "fox marriage proposal list"
>2908 pages of 39081 every day actions that the average monster wouldnt bat a eye to
>you have studied the entire book. you live in a fox dense area to find one as a wife, but dont want to get caught by any random fox.
>ancient fox enters the place where you work
>comically revealing kimono, she might as well be nude
>instantly see her try to lock eyes with you
>manage to avoid eye contact the entire time
>manage to watch your words perfectly
>but the entire time she slowly chips away and your personality and history through small talk
>eventually she gets down to one final action she can try
>as a child you were attention starved. this is the thing that you were saving yourself for, but you fear what she is about to do.
>she reaches out and pats your head slowly in a comforting manner, a ironic reversal of a action that beast girls love.
>not even one shot protection could save you if you tried to resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931943
>Anon calls his own wife a slut
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932175
then please delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932215
WHY CAN'T I DELETE IT?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931338
Being married to a ocean type monster sounds comfy as fuck,live in a remote place undersea where nobody bothers you and spend most of your life breeding with jellyfish wife and eating planktom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932230
>click on the white box on the message
>look at the bottom left of the page
>click delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
Living mamono tellibg undead to get a life would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
Holstaurs would tell you you've got weak bones and need more milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932242
>Error: You must wait a little longer
>8 minutes later

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
Plant girl is going to get pollinated by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
Amazons tell you to go back to the kitchen
Other monsters call wolf girls bitches
Cheshires tell you to "touch ass"
Hellhounds tell you that you were asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
Dark elves just say "n'wah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
Manticores saying your dick only exists to be milked by their tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932315
>Amazons tell you to go back to the kitchen
She's getting told to make me a sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932365
But that's the truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932250
Does that mean flatties would call you a milk drinker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
>automatons call you a hacker when you are good at a online game
>the wurm could not be interviewed as she misunderstood the question and started crying because "i would never insult husband!"
>bicorns call you a slut
>wonderlander's have unanimously agreed on calling loved ones a troll.
>liches refer to some form of ancient execution, seemingly a twist on "ok now face the wall"
>succubi tell you to go to hell
>ancient foxes just call you EVERY slur in the book for seemingly no reason. but they mean it in a loving way... wait no, she was just insulting our team of interviewers. oh shit is that a fireball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932392
Damn tricksy foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932424
>pathetic earlet unloading her ear envy on a random passerby's arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932580
>Smug kitsune knows she has a great ass and huge breasts
>Anon rejects her because her ears are too small
This is how you end up with a drunk fox crying her heart out to the wurm bartender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40926537
>dracolich finally succeeds in opening the portal
>but didn't think about the fact that her lab was right in the middle of Dragonia's cemetery
>day 1 ends up being nothing but dragon zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932736
That's a girl I can live with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932424
>>40932580

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932613
>ish thith all i ahm to peoplll?
>juth a FUCHHIN THALL AND ERR SLAHV?!
>arth err eally stho mannnyyy fohes thhatt bhreasss alonn cannneth elph mhe?
>im sorry ms fox but i dont understand.
>eth whatevahh. juth pour meh anothhah oneh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932736
and I would imagine there would be wurm grave diggers there as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931593
I feel like the chance at a flat-chested, loli holst would be very valuable score considering they develop early. Definitely cherish those moments with that holst before her chest grows those large melons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932826
she would be too young to even fuck, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932180
Flayers telling you to seek mental help
Vampires calling you an anaemic bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932835
I imagine that holsts start developing around 10 right?
Definitely not too young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932847
no, Anon. Monsters in MGE are ready to be bred around the time they are lolis, Holsts are oppai lolis when they are that young so she would be a toddler or younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932871
Monsters are willing to fuck probably even that young. We must ask kc this. We know jub jubs are willing to fuck even when they are -9 months old.

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>>40932871
I still think there'd be a small window between 8-10 where you could get some action without her having developed breasts yet.

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>>40932180
So many insults when we can just say that they're no better then human woman. They can seeth all they want, we're winning on that one.

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>>40932896
maybe younger desu
>>40932895
the thing is at that point, they dont know about sex or anything lewd and I wouldnt want to think about that anon. Its digusting imo. Im a lover of older and mature monsters but i dont care for lolis but toddlers are too far

[Anonymous No.]

Would there be specific dating apps for bicorns looking for more wives for their husband or would they just use normal ones?
Those monster girls gotta be quite desperate if they're willing to join a harem.

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>>40932919
Well since there's no definitive statement on this, I'm gonna say they don't develop breasts until 10. Sexual maturity is different from breast maturity after all. I wouldn't go any younger that previously stated. So I'll cherish those two years.

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>>40932930
>Bicorn proactively dates anon
>Anon doesn't want a harem
>She won't take no for answer
>She pesters him for a list of girls to add to the harem
>Anon comes up with a list of impossible girls for her to court
>Sandworm, shirohebi, mershark, lava golem, ice queen, ushi-oni
>She manages to not only court them all but does it within a week

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>>40932919
>the thing is at that point, they dont know about sex or anything lewd and I wouldnt want to think about that anon
KC has always been very clear that they are succubi and sex comes instinctively.
> Even very young monsters like this are already instinctively yearning for men. Given the chance, they'll copulate and try to fill their tiny young body with energy and pleasure.
We don't know how young but pretty fucking young.
>“The way to seduce a man” and “how to eat a man” is engraved in their instinct from birth. Even if they are very young, their speech and conduct charms men even if it's not a conscious effort.

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>>40932990
i know but I rather not think about it as I said, anon. I assume they dont come out the womb ready to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

[translated JP]: LOOOOOORD I CAAANT CHAAAANGE WON'T YOU FLYYYYY HIIIIIGH FREEEE BIRRRRD YEAAAAHH

[Anonymous No.]

In all honesty though.

Say for whatever circumstance, your one and only chance at a monster girl wife was to become the husband of a sandworm. Would you go for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933037
yes

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>>40933037
im afraid my heart belongs to the mofu, i have no interest in being stuck in a flesh prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933037
no, I already have three wives and eros will make it so

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>>40933037
Sandworms are in my top 10 anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933059
I understand everyone has their preferred girls. I'm just presenting an impossible hypothetical for the of interesting thread discussion, determining whether the desire for a monster girl wife trounces the alternative: human wife or no wife.

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>>40933085
i understand but I already have my three wives in my heart tho. It makes sense for anons without waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933037
They are better than dark elf, Amazon, hellhound... And can be turn into a war.machine easily so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933101
The question is specifically designed for folks like you

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>>40933037
Yeah, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933125
do you want me to tell you their names and some pics I drawn of them?

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>>40933132
not him, but i would love to.

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>>40933037
I guess, if I know for a fact that's the case and there's no room for a mistake.

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>>40933132
>>40933150
wait are you the guy with the spanish nun

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>>40933160
yes

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>>40933037
I don't know for sure but probably no. When people were doing the tier lists a few threads ago any centaur, arachne, or worm girls didn't make it past the C tier in mine. While lamias made it as far as b. The problem is that I don't feel like I could deal with the bulkiness for lack of a better word. I'm more open to lamias because their lower bodies are a little more slender and far more flexible The whole aspect of them being a house makes it even harder as I'd have to give up my ideal waifu and my ideal home.

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>>40933132
Depends. Do they have fluffy and/or serpentine tails?
If not, I'm probably not interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932793
Foxes sure can't hold their alcohol, especially when they're earlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933196
Ones a wurm nun, Anna-Maria

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be liberated by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933254
What would be the 3 biggest changes in your city if it got liberated by monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932424
thats a cat

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>>40933085
It's really tough anon. You are asking me to betray my fictional wife by saying I would choose another fictional wife in a fictional scenario.
Although I find sandworm one of the worst since you can't even play dress up and give them cute outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to make my own region of zipangu and I want to give it a japanese name, but that language is fucking impossible. Would an english name/poorly translated name be ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933306
You can dress her up. It's just the clothes won't last beyond 1-2 uses

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>>40933288
>no more drive-by shootings on a daily basis
>no more heroin needles lying around playgrounds
>roads would stop looking like they're from a post-apocalyptic wasteland
Open the fucking portals already Druella!

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>>40933254
>ywn be held as a POW by a sadistic manticore general

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>>40933362
She's going to follow the Geneva Convention right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932936
I think holsts would already have breasts when they're 8-10, based on KC describing them as oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933339
Just use some ancient chinese dialect words for rising sun then spell it out in hiragana

>>40933377
>Monster girl Geneva Convention
>You must give a break to POW after each ejaculation
>Manticore general doesn't care and keeps maximum tailpussy suction throughout the entire interrogation

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>>40933404
Wait i thought zipangu was Not!Japan. isnt the mist continent Not!China?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933377
The MG unit 731 breeding experiments will be torture.

[Anonymous No.]

'ate women
'ate men
'ate monster "tots not like normal women trust me bro" girls
'ate humanity and le monsterkin
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously wanna be sandworm food. Never leave her mouth ever

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>>40933404
>>40933519
Someone needs to stop these war criminals!

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>>40933424
You're correct. You can still make use of the historical link between the two countries.

>>40933519
>Non-stop anal with all sorts of fertility potions and drugs experiment
It might be a war crime, but they'll find out if you can impregnate an ass by trying hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Kobold adoption is a scam most of them are secretly lolibabas looking to turn your boy into a big brother

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>>40933574

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>>40931322
But I want to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933625
how adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>Either you can go to the snakepit, willing or not, or you can surrender yourself to me~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933663
Snake pit is a fate worse than death.
Also vanilla lamia is the worst snake.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream where I was at a banquet with a valkyrie coach, and had freshly made meatball sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933663
>>40933694
What kind of snake pit would be the worst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933362
I want to show her the power of love or alternatively spike traps and improvised explosives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933694
>worst snake
That's not a water moccasin, those bastards will chase your boat all over the damn lake.

[Anonymous No.]

instead of mean monsters that jump you, how about nice monsters that have wholesome relationships with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933640
what are you doing here then? if your interest is purely in the magic of the setting then you are unique but i respect it

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>>40933339
Depending on what it's gonna be, you could either pick a rough translation that sounds believable (e.g. Karasuyama for some place with harpies) or take the name of a real region and change it a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931593
That's what grandchildren are for Anon. Then you just repeat it with the grandkids but above all else the best upside to them is you can absolutely spoil them and won't have to deal with the consequences!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933803
She's just curious, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933806
Nice monsters can still jump you, wholesome relationship or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933806
Nice ones capable of jumping you but still asking you out normally are the best.

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>>40922222

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>>40933828
I'm not.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40933809
yes, it's better this way to remain this whole thing a fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>have a girl childhood friend
>develop a crush on her
>decide to give her a flower
>next day she just disappears
>worried I creeped her out or something
>several years pass
>no sign of her
>am adult now
>creepy men in hooded robes knock on my door one day
>ask me to come with them
>they don't look like they are going to give me a choice
>get escorted to their hideout
>there is a shrine with a lamia inside
>they all bow to her and leave us alone
>she calls me by name
>how did she know?
>notice there a bunch flower pots around the room all growing the same flower I gave her that day
>she lunges at me and coils tightly around me for the entire night

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40933806
i dont mind which, to be honest. both kinds have their appeal. both can be really cute, both sound really nice. the major appeal, though, is typically aggressive monsters taking the romantic path. i like the idea of something like a manticore knowing rape would make the man they are interested in really scared, so they instead just ask them on a date or something cliche like give them a heartshaped box of chocolates.

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>>40933837
I mean, there is no way you can say no to a 2 meters tall muscled tiger girl no matter what she's asking.
One swipe of that big strong paw would be the end of you.

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[Anonymous No.]

any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934379
is she secretly evil

[Anonymous No.]

Stop showing off your neck in public, you slutty humans!

[Anonymous No.]

>last year the nukes went off
>the portals never did open, but you have more important things to worry about now
>two months ago your supplies ran out and you had to resort to cannibalism
>sometimes you still dream about your waifu, your mind still clinging to better times
>although you could swear the dreams have been getting more intense as time goes on
>five seconds ago you killed a man with a homemade crossbow
>he would have done the same to you, is what you tell yourself
>quickly, before the noise attracts more attention, you take out a knife and start skinning the body
>you finish bagging up the left thigh when you hear two female voices in the corridor outside
>"Are you sure they're in here? Doesn't seem like a place where humans would live"
>"Look I can smell them, they're right around this corner"
>"Heeey anon. Sorry we're late, but- what the hell are you doing?"
>one of the girls is your waifu, looking exactly like she did in your dreams
>the other is a hellhound who you've never seen before
>your waifu looks at you like her blind date just turned out to be Charles Manson
>the hellhound looks at the other guy like her blind date was just murdered by Charles Manson
What do you tell them?

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>>40934379
nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934473
By the time she stops being embarrased an Vamp Mosquito would have bitten that slutty anon already

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934473
Stop sexualizing simple body parts, you perverted undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930079
Ah finally, a place to buy new equipment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrU2tYJiDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934476
Unlike you, and honestly most people who pretend to be civilized, I am not a fucking savage that puts on the old raider gear the moment society collapses like it's a walking dead episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934473
A true slut would wear a shirt that reads "Free blood" with an arrow pointing to his neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934613
People do wild things when they're starving to death, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933052
Absolutely. I don't have to pay rent or a mortgage anymore, my wife will just house me all nice and comfy-like.

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>>40934379

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>>40934663
Is this the new crushing reality arc of the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934663
Screw a depressing job.
If I get a fox wife I'm starting a basedbean farm and learning how to make tofu.

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[Anonymous No.]

how am i supposed to learn with My teacher dressed like this

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40934476
I think this is one of the few times a Hellhound would kill someone. Maybe if they didn't take their sweet time this wouldn't have happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934805
will your waifu defend you though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934772
No! Don't activate the shoggy omega device!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934830
Be one with shog anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934476
Well if i remember mamonos don't want some murderhobo so you get at best euthanized for being some idiot who rather than eating rats like everyone has gone full blood for the blood god

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934827
>they kill eachother
>alone again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934150
her body is of steel but her heart is of glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934772
shog san has such plump soft kissable lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934150
I still gonna say no, what she gonna do ? Kill me ? Well if I'm dead i can't care

[Anonymous No.]

got a pyrow that was caught with the wind blowing up her sun dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934891
and so many to choose from too

[Anonymous No.]

it's nice they keep up the routine corruption checks even after monsterization

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934894
She doesn't have to kill you. Just restrain you. Then rape you until you start to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934920
And get a husband that will kill it self out of spite, nope. She go search her soulmate elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40932930
Before the Portals open fully, many Mamonos will resort to a part-share of an Anon rather than none.
When the Portals open each Mamono will figure she can get her own Anon.
Later when the majority of Anons are taken, the stragglers will return in desperation.
>An Anon with a Bicorn may end up with an odd-mix of low popularity Mamonos
Bicorn Harems will act as a form of Charity sympathy-fuck for the Anon-less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934918
woah hey where are your panties young lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934991
They're called a 'nun' because for panties they wear nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a hapless loser stuck in a dead-end job on the brink of becoming a NEET
>See a poster for a program offering cash for those willing to take care of someone who has been affected by the skirmishes that happened after the portals opened
>Sign up because you need the money badly, end up getting matched with someone surprisingly
>You're really hoping that it’s a kiki or another monster that will "fix" your life, an experience you've heard time and time again from many around you and on the internet
>Open the door, see that you didn't get matched with a monster, but a human girl. You see that she's not in the best condition. She's frail and has a walking stick, her legs are wobbling, and it looks like she's barely able to stand
>Realize why you were matched with her; the program probably couldn't find anyone else. As the full implications of your choice starts to kick in, she asks if you're her new 'onii-chan'
>Answer yes, because you're not a dick and aren't willing to turn her away because of money
>Spend time living with her, getting her a wheelchair, and trying to make life as comfortable as possible for her
>She's scared and meek at first but gets used to you after a few months. Even then, she's still meek but strangely mature and does her best to contribute her share and help around the house
>Her presence starts to liven up your life, her kindness, support, and genuine empathy and concern towards you starts making life worth living again
>End up eventually talking to her about her past, turns out her parents were part of an 'anti-invader' coalition back when the portals opened, and when the monsters gained ground and cornered them, they tried killing themselves along with her using poison pills
>She survived her dose, but the result was her ending up being crippled
>Decide to try to be a doctor who specializes in muscle regeneration to help her, realize you don't have anywhere near the money, collateral, or time to be able to study it
>Hearing this, she refers you to some of the doctors that looked at her initially, saying that it seemed they would be willing to train someone even if they had no experience for minimal cost
>You worry about her, but she shows you a pendant she had hidden on her, claims its an heirloom her deceased parents had that can sell for a good amount to support her for the time-being
>Thanking her, you contact the people she referred you to and sure enough, they are willing to train you, though they seemed more like magicians and researchers than actual doctors
>Sure enough, their lessons are unorthodox and focused on magic and its interactions with living organisms rather than the traditional medical program you were expecting
>Its immensely difficult but with your 'sister’s support and surprisingly helpful insights and advice despite their generality, you learn their craft
>At the same time, you find yourself more and more attracted to her, even more so than you've had the past few years, so much so that you plan to propose to her once you finish your studies
>The capstone of your efforts is a customized anti-poison regenerative spell you believe will cure her alignment, and you plan to ask the question after you heal her
>You tell her the good news and try to heal her with your spell, it 'works' and when you get on your knees to ask for her hand in marriage, she stands up and accepts
>"By the way anon, I always knew you had it in you. You've performed spectacularly above expectations. You'll make a fine mana-tank."
>yfw your ‘sister’ reveals that she was an Alice this whole time
>Immediately look back at the program you signed up for all those years ago, realize it was sponsored by the Sorcerous Sabbath
>”I never lied, you know. You never did ask me how old I was when that happened. Oh, these past few years acting young and weak again…it was really fun!”
>She reveals the program you signed up for was just a front to get more male recruits for propaganda purposes and you ended up being her prime target
>Before you can even say anything in response, she smugly points out your situation
>You’ve learned powerful magic, gained some clout as a researcher, improved your physique and mental health, and even earned quite bit of money doing odd jobs
>”And the only way you could’ve gotten so far was if you had something to fight for. Now that my part is done, its time to play yours…'onii-chan'.”
>You realize those same urges from before never went away, in fact they’re even stronger now
>Your new fiancé looks at you with a smug smile on her face knowing no matter what you did next, she'd have her way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934936
That is why so many anons here are kind souls fully willing to have a hellhound/manticore/cheshire/jinko/baphomet/anubis/shoggoth harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934379
How do I properly brush her tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935042
you aren't very familiar with how an alice works, are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934936
>Be Anon
>want the darkhosspussy
>meet a smoking hot Bicorn
>Anon proposes instantly
>but she says 'ok, but not so fast, you have to fuck a dozen other girls to build your darkmana first'
>Anon depressed
>'So if you come with me we'll use my harem'
>Anon gets a ride back to her place
>"Ms B. Corne's Charity Home for the Unfucked"
>its a crowd of Siths, Alps and other unappreciated oddities
>Anon: 'FML, can I at least get a blindfold?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935125
Neither siths nor alps are going to be anything near close to unpopular post portal.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40934476
>what the fuck did you think was going to happen?
>most humans have been forced to depraved acts like this just to survive and you put two of them together with no knowledge of why
>hate to say it but your kind is too late, whoever's left here is beyond repair and can only bring pain to your paradise.
>"b-but the dr-"
>OH YES BECAUSE I SHOULD CHASE WHAT MY BRAIN HALUCINATES AT NIGHT TO COPE WITH REALITY ONE YEAR INTO THE APOCALYPSE
>could you have not picked any other avenue to get information across? could you have not at least scouted out the environment? or watched to see the dire state that this world was in?
>look, kill me if you wish but you really should have seen this coming by taking zero precaution.
>plus, he had a LOADED weapon on him too. see? thi-
>and as anon tossed the weapon aside it misfired directly into his heart.
>as anon was laying on the ground swearing while bleeding out the two monsters could only look on in horror.
>several minutes later.
>fox: "so uh... now what?"
>HH: "... im going to go cry, then we'll get as many monsters to leave this place as we can before going back, and finally i'll sign us both up for a memory wipe and fix from ms flayer."
>fox: "ya know... i normally dont like having my mind messed with but yeah, a memory wipe sounds pretty good right about now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935042
Wow, that would actually be an incredibly terrible thing to do to someone. Just lie like that for years on end over something so huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935085
I'm very aware of how an Alice works. The fact that different tenants of the Sabbath exists in-canon at all, especially in the case of the Shirokuto's branch implies that the information in the encyclopedias don't pertain to every instance of that monster out there, but are generalizations or remarks on the general nature of each monster in-canon. That means that certain deviations if not outright deviants exist for most monsters, though I will admit this is a bit of a stretch with Alice specifically, because of how rare of a species she is, but I don't think it'd be impossible, especially since the Queen of Hearts exists.
That's why I had the Alice in the story 'pretend' to be meek and childish and wanted to be spoiled and taken care of, while she was only acting as such, she enjoyed it greatly because it was in her nature to do so. Its also why she pulled off the act so well, and why the entire scenario happened in the first place. As for *that*, why do you think the anon started feeling those urges more and more often? He just doesn't remember because if she allowed him to, it would make the reveal be a lot less impactful.

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[Anonymous No.]

fucking ew

[Anonymous No.]

"Monstergirls were a mistake."
-KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931603
pro tip: install Notepad++ and use the search function as an extra proofreader.

on another note, angels are good only if they have guns. that's why the sword-wielding Gabby got beaten by a GoPro on legs, twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935422
stop it please, I aint trying to get spoiled

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would suffer from the most debilitating schizophrenia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935448
>they are coming to steal my husband
>they're the walls
>the whores, they're in the walls
>with their hypnosis beams
>trying to plant thoughts in his head
>they're coming to take him
>have to make him wear the tinfoil hat again
>block out the whore-radiation
>keep him pure and faithful, yes
>and I should fill the walls with cement too
>keep the whores out
>fucking whores
>fucking WHORES

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40935534
Is this an improvement or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934763
Probably like this
>my usual outfit is more revealing you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935490
Ahh, my loving and protective wife.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40933037
>free house
>can move wherever we want to
>trade your wife's melange for high quality foods and commodities
>pharaoh can't tax you because you're behind 7km of sand
who wouldn't go for a sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna rub my nuts all over a sandworm's outer shell. If she insists on covering me in her juice I insist on covering her in mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935546
Downgrade since she becomes useless during the winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934379
How are hot dogs made?

[Anonymous No.]

Headpat onis

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935804
It's simple, all you need is two buns and a wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935854
I wish hellhounds wouldn't chew on bones in front of me. It's really scary

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to develop an mg tulpa that I can bounce ideas off of and help me with my work. Which mg should I use and what are the downsides?

[Anonymous No.]

A Lich notices her "assistant" is beginning to get more sluggish and exhausted during his period working for her. How does she handle this without going the easy way and "forgetting" to wear pants one day before he arrives?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40936000
Please stop touching your belly button like that it's making me feel uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935909
You know which one to use.

[Anonymous No.]

dark mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>40922235
This cow seems dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936187
You odds of being raped by a cow are low but never zero.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think something is wrong, ever since I got this new red hoodie all the wans keep staring at me. Even the kikis are giving me weird looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936273
Call your grandmother to make sure she's not bothered by some canine delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

Every day I just get so damn excited when they talk about the nuclear crisis on the news. I may be going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936309
I just texted her and she responded with a jumbled mess of barely legible words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936178
>race with no monster features is the cutest girl in the monster girl encyclopedia
This RPG world isn't very balanced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936273
just tell them you are going to your grandmas house.

[Anonymous No.]

Writing new areas/locations is fun. I recomend you guys do it too. I find it to be much easier than writing a proper story but it gives you a good chance to flex your creative muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cursed chainsaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931338
>become marine biologist once the portal opens
>get to explore undersea societies and take a peek at the gorgeous ocean creatures
>Probably end up kidnapped by some never-seen-before sea leviathans that live in the bottom of the ocean floor where no submarine or human can go without special blessings from poseidon
i like this possibility not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936390
>marine biolisgt
ngl, it was my dream job growing up, seeing all the coll and weird stuff that lives down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936273
The dog girls will give you hell for wearing it, but for most of them, their barks a lot bigger. It's the Minotaurs you need to watch out for while wearing it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936390
>giantess
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936403
>instantly assumes its a giantess instead of the other mermaids being newborn fishes
small brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936403
I'm okay with deep sea gigantism but just having giants for the sake of giants is dumb. Give me a reason why they're so big like having to deal with the excruciating pressure that far below the oceans surface. Also I wouldn't mind a 12" Greenland Shark gf who gets super upset when she can't smell or hear me because I left the room to get snacks.
But that's just me I don't give a fuck what you think, I'm just spouting my stupid head canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936416
Either the artist sucks with perspective or it's giantess trash. Take your pick, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936447
>kink shaming in a kink thread
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936447
Aren't we all retarded for posting about waifus in a Thai Basket Weaving Forum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936443
>I'm okay with deep sea gigantism
I really don't give a shit. It's all garbage and there's no exceptions.

>>40936449
>crying that an anon calls you a faggot for liking a shit-tier fetish that would regularly be shit on until janitors dealt with the retard who posted it or they'd go to /d/ where they belong
>muh kinkshaming
no, you, twitternigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Just stop with that stuff, at a certain point you just cant fuck. There is a limit and that pic past it

[Anonymous No.]

That one asshole is back from his vacation, if we all stand perfectly still he should get tired and go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936309
>>40936340
>visit grandma's house
>apparently she got a maid
>she also looks a lot younger than usual
>and more Egyptian
>also why is there a tall hellwan blocking the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936472
>>>
Anon we're not talking about some anon having a fit over EMG or gachashit. Giantess is garbage and on the same tier as futa or ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936473
>Grandma turned into a pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936483
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936499
You couldn't be a more obvious newfag if you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936499
Fuck off /d/fag. Stop doubling down on your retarded faggotry and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive made a big writeup of a fake region of zipangu, but I think its too big to post here. What should I do with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936509
>>40936502
seethe,go back redditors

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936551
Shred it and hang yourself. Why would I want to read some garbage made by a guy who likely doesn't know the first thing about why MGE is appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936551
is it too lewd for pastebin? if it is, ghost bin would be good.
Dont listen to that dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936567
its not suuuuper lewd, but it does have a few mentions of 'aggressive sex', so i'll stick to ghostbin to be safe. thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936567
>>40936551
>>40936578
https://rentry.org/ is better. doesnt have popups

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936609
I want a spider mommy to cure my arachnophobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935839
i should get a cat

[Anonymous No.]

What is your guys opinions on the different waifu fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936551
>>40936578
Why not just post it on A03 or fanfic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936700
they seem like guys that post stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters who call themselves auntie are very hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936708
i could, i already have an AO3, but it doesnt feel like it belongs there. i know thats a stupid reason, so i might do what you reccomended

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936723
Auntie Pyrow is very cool, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936723
>>40936730
My favorite is the auntie from hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936730
I want to ask Auntie Pyrow to prom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936730
Auntiee troll is the cutest and the hottest of them all. She also has the best cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936723
your aunt needs help stretching. she's not as limber as she used to be

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, say a Pyrow has a "friend" that thinks he doesn't really have a chance with her and confesses that he's glad that he at least a friend as supportive as her. How fast and how hard does she rape his dumb brains out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936741
OP, pls nerf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936788
I can help her but I will need to massage her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936792
If you think she's op already then just wait until she gets into the wine cabinet.

[Anonymous No.]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936827
>starts getting way too flirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936837
Going full MATING PRESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936791
She'd just be happy that she has such a good friend and give him a hug, a kiss, and a handjob, like a dedicated friend would.

[Anonymous No.]

Least horny wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936885
what a relief. guess i'll blindly trust her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936885
those nipples suggest otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936723
>>40936730
>tfw ywn come home to your auntie pyrow after a grueling day and get spoiled by her
>tfw ywn bury your head between her massive mammaries every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936901
maybe it's cold outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936885
Not enough, I only want the horniest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936723
>portals open while you're sleeping
>wake up to breakfast made by your five aunts that live with you while subtly fighting each other over who gets the role of "top wife"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936907
She’s at a beach on a really sunny day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936881
Pyrows are truly the best friends a human can have!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936907
its hot out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936912
>troll, wurm, Kiki, fox, and jabberwock aunts
What heaven would look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936914
hell's probably a lot hotter for the most part. and look, her breath is condensing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936954
It’s steam, from her horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936898
>anon was never seen again after wolf brings him to a secluded spot to "show him something cool"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937093
whenever a monstergirl says she just wants to "show you something cool" its always going to be her vagina isnt it

[Anonymous No.]

>What kind of candy is that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937125
not always

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936912
>Call out to them "Hey Auntie"
>Yes, sweetie
>Hey sugar
>What's up cutie
>Come here baby
>UWANSUMFUQ?
Most blessed way to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937176

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937125
That's not true maybe she has a cool bionicle collection and free beer

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/arinnkohumihumi/status/1556211139557527552?s=20&t=DCJ2FtV53sHiyoW1XwPbuA
how to smuggle a human into elftown

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937211
I'd rather just make a second Elftown with all the daughterus I'm gonna give that Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937189
>nine months later you're the one making breakfast for your heavily pregnant auntsters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937242
Impressive milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937125
>Baphomet tells you she has classic rock CDs and beer at her house
>you just have to get in her van
>you were always told not to trust strangers, but the temptation is strong
>she drives you to her house
>tells you to go to her basement to see the rock CDs
>start feeling a sense of dread as you go down the stairs to the dark basement
>turn on the light
>holy shit
>her audio rig is really impressive, and her music collection is huge, it's not just rock
>she brings you a beer and says she has more in the fridge if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937253
DONT DRINK THE BEER
SHES TRYING TO GET YOU DRUNK AND INTO HER SNATCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937125
Or mabye she just want to show you her pyramid. and then her vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937267
>drink the beer
>end up getting drunk as you two talk about all kinds of audio and music stuff
>she sees how drunk you are
>ends up taking you home
>as you get out of her van you see her scribbling your name down on a list. there are only a few names on it
>its titled "friends!" in a super... excited font.
>about 10 more spaces down the list she has a space outlined with the word party next to it
>looks like she plans to have a party when she has enough friends
>cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937279
She's going to insert the pyramid into her vagina isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934840
I gladly would let her slime me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40934840
>>40937340
>tfw I will never merge and become one with Shog gf

[Anonymous No.]

Would a "royal" monster like a Wight or Succubus still force their husband to a galla even if he can't sing or dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>am lonely
>no clue how to make friends
>realize if i can't even make friends over the internet, how the fuck am i gonna get a monster

I'm fucked unless one literally kicks down my door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937383
I know that feel. It is both a blessing and a curse that monstergirls aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon takes a quest to go negotiate a truce with a nearby harpy village
>they've been stealing things left outside and generally being a nuisance
>anon expects he'll be dealing with a bunch of bird-brains, they're unorganized troublemakers after all
>and then he meets their leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937383
>I'm fucked unless one literally kicks down my door
That's what the MGC PD's tactical units are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937391
I'm so starved of affection that if a monster kicked down my door and told me she loved me, I'd probably straight up regress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937402
What do they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937396

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937396
>>40937426
I want to touch and play with their wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937411
They'll barge in, search the house for any other single men, and give you a choice. Marry one or more of them or you'll meet your wife behind bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40936208
4th time this week I nut to slime girls here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937436
I'm as pathetic as they come, I'd probably faint or refuse on account of being unworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937426
Why is this birb so smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>40935490
She's one step away from swallowing him whole to keep him safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937426
I don’t like this bird, her smug aura mocks me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937411

[Anonymous No.]

>Slap my ass. This is not a trick!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937778
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937661
This is why you keep your snek from talking with Sandworm-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937769
>tfw ywn have two older monsters playing and teasing with you everyday
>tfw ywn have one whisper something lewd while the other is molesting you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937836
That artist draws NTR and beast

[Anonymous No.]

>Local Man retires from adventuring to work a dairy farm.
>"I'm just a fan of cows, you know?" He's quoted as saying while milking one of his holsts. "There's so many breeds out there, I figured it would be a nice life to retire to."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937769
>you will never be the center of a monstergirl sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

Confess your sins Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937996
Posts like these have always been terrible and just an invitation for some retard to post some garbage like his NTR or piss fetish. Also Kloah is a dogshit artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937996
I wanna be soaked in sandworm spit all day, everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937996
I both crave and have art of all forbidden hellhound mofu, I fear I am too far gone

[Anonymous No.]

How do your children feel knowing they were rape-babies and only existed because mommy likes to hurt daddy in a good way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
They will probably never find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937996
NTR fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
It's impossible for my wife to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

Was thinking of a Wight yandere, can’t think off of a scenario atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938106
The scariest yandere is a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
the rape dungeon isn't so bad. she'd still let them come bond with me during visiting hours

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the sleep pile is the best way to rest with your harem, in a single tangle of limbs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry but Cunny Park is closed right now, come back in the morning if you want to meet the witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
They don't need to know, not even the children I made with my auntster know that I am their father

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938191
all the cool rituals are out in the forest night anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930309
>go to grocery store
>everything you want is on the top shelf
>monsters not-so-subtly following you around so they can get cornflakes for you
>manticore palms a whole gallon of milk in her gigantic paw and makes you beg for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938165
cute kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938234
Fuck this, I'm moving to Uohville and I'm not even a pedo. Yet, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938234
>"fine, keep it then."
>walk away with rumbling stomach

Never give in, even if it means going hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938234
>every set of breasts is at face height
>stumble and fall into every cute mon you see
>recover and move on before they have time to react
Such is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
Normal. After all they know that rape is good for correcting silly notions men can have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930858
Well snakes can customize their standing height.

I assume that her maximum "standing" height is influenced heavily on how long her tail is however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938384
like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938402
Like that they don't want to get married to a beautiful monster that loves them very, very, very, very, very, very, very very, very, very, very, very, very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>40938007
Someones fishing too hard for (you)s. Get better bait faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938416
I dunno, I prefer filthy whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40930306
>Actually focuses on doing their damn jobs and studying magic
This Sabbath is too OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938416
No monster could love me, not even a Hebi.
Especially not a Hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938609
>challenging hebi
you WILL be loved anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938622
No!
Everywhere I go I just bring misery.
Never!
Never again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938455
Newniggers need to lurk for one year before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

If Dark Musketeers are responsible gun owners and good girls with guns. Then they should support and pass sensible gun control laws! If a Dark Musketeer or any demon realm soldier wants to date me, they better hand over their ARs and support gun control!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938633
cant be sad if you are tied up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937996
I'm mildly disappointed that all the hypnosis/mind control content in the setting is the MG manipulating her partner. I'd like at least one MG whose gimmick is being the one going under.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938622
I won't lose to Hebi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938263
Never indulge in there games even if it can harm you. Our ego is more important then water, food and comfort

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938288
>try this with a jinko
>cat reflexes kick in
>holds you there until you pass out
>throws you in her shopping cart and goes about her business

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938686
>quote from hubby that lost to hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938288
>>every set of breasts is at face height
Sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938729
holy cow she's long

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
Should be easier to explain than why mommy looks younger than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938684
>Pic
It is here we see a wild shirohebi in her natural habitat. As you can see, she has obtained a prey to her liking. The prey is helpless and completely at her mercy. But she is not merciful at all. After toying with the prey for a short while, he will be devoured. Shirohebi do not share prey with others, not even of their own species. They keep their catch all to themselves. The prey will serve as a source of nutrition and warmth for the shirohebi. Unfortunately, we cannot show you what is about to happen. But trust us, it is not pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

Please consider pollinating a flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938254
>Yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938706
You have to do what you must for your pride.
Just be careful not to faint from hunger in public, the hags can hear the thud from miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938684
I am perfectly capable of crying myself to sleep while restrained.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Do my blade skills impress and arouse you, anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

Outfoxed again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938940
>....eh. I can do that better.

[Anonymous No.]

First Father spilled his seed to give us The Tree of Life!

[Anonymous No.]

ALL HAIL OPPAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939211
White cheetahs are erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939485
I've heard there used to be cheetahs in America that were just a really fast kind of cougar

[Anonymous No.]

Is it that time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939539

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939521
I'm not sure I would want to get chased by a fast cougar girl.
Especially not if she's the old and horny kind.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it rapekot hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939581
But aren't all kots rapekots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939539
>>40939581
The calendars are accurate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939598
I mean, yeah, but when you have rapekot (general) and rapekot+ (jungle), you tend to just paraphrase and rapekot+ becomes rapekot and rapekot becomes kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939614
That sounds like entirely too much cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939627
More like not enough cat, and it is every cat's duty to ensure the next generation has even more cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939614
To add to this:
A regular cat demands sex because, as a human male, you owe it to her.
A jungle cat demands sex because she can and will take it by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939581
rapeknot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939652
What's the average ocelomeh litter size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939614
I fear no rapekot.

But that thing...
It scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939678
Not big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939699
You must break their wills with the most vile of tortures. Use a spray bottle and withhold chin scritches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939699

All rape not can be tamed, after all ocelomeh are not much Dom, they just ask for rough sex in public, never said who is on top...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939699
All rapekots can be tamed, after all ocelomeh are not much Dom, they just ask for rough sex in public, never said who is on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939755
Pinch any cat's nape and watch her become a harmless kitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939780
Don't do it on a rapekot in publictho, you will never heard the end of it after

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939755
The profile all but spells it out that they are the ones on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939780
Okay but how are you gonna do that when they're like twice your size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939837
After rereading it, i still think that it's just a challenge, be stronger, take lead, she take it back, take it back too, repeat until exhaustion, everyone win

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939859
I like the tiny tie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939267
Wonder what bet she lost that made her pose with that sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939884
She’s trying to cheer up her Krampus sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40939859
>You are the bodypillow

[Anonymous No.]

Loli lich
Lolich

[Anonymous No.]

>>40940116
More like ancient undead who used to spell to look young.
Can't trust magic users.

[Anonymous No.]

I really wanna be soaked in sandworm spit while I cuddle her soft, beautiful, voluptuous tongue

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wight sugarmommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40940382
>>40940423
Well I want to discuss William Faulkner with a Southern MG, whatever species she would happen to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40940423
One that looks the part, your age, or younger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937308
always trust lolis especially single baphomets. The only monster girl so lonely they turn women into lolis and make familiars to join their secret club, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40940519
As long as she is tall and busty and powerful it doesn't really matter what age she is if she is an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna drink sandworm spit

[Anonymous No.]

ded
I could use some dead abs to touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941077
Can't touch this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941087
No abs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941077
Undeads have soft bodies by nature.
Ochi abs must be treasured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40933218
Stupidly late reply but this is a good drawing, cute wife too. Have you drawn your Dark mage/Wock and Bogie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941209
i have for the former. not so much the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941202
>Undeads have soft bodies by nature.
I wonder if loli ochis have abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941297
Ask Nav about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941229
Looking good! I like how one of the tentacles has a bow too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941202
just the way they should be
>>40941324
thanks, I wanted to make a creepy old dark mage wock that serves in the rpyal court of dragon. And I put the bow to make them look cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
it's love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
for me, it was the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
They keep asking mommy how she did it, because they want to have babies the same way when they grow up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

You get mofu and love and she receives tribute. It's a very generous deal.

[Anonymous No.]

need me extra soft Jiangshi wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941474
No deal, tails too short and nowhere near my standards of fluffiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941440
the worst part about monster girl rape is knowing she's trying to get pregnant and forcefully turn you into a father. I'm not ready for that responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
they were products of many wrestling matches turning into hot wrestling matches on the floor with no winner, hell each kid got a mtach that was videotaped for the masses to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941350
That Jiangshi looks just like those sexually frustrated Christmas Cakes.
Well done.

>>40941526
>Extra soft Jiangshi wife
>Everything jiggles when she hops around

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941546
But that's the exciting part.
With the fear of being shackled to some empty 3DPD whore gone, your repressed natural procreation instinct will take the wheel and your fear will be quickly replaced by genuine happiness, no reason to fight it. Or resist, it'll be even more fun that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941612
that aint mine
but thats how jiangshis should be to pick up their much more agile prey. meaty and curvy to entrance those men and make them come closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941635
Summer Oni Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941546
even if i was a little lukewarm about the monster i think i'd warm up a bit once we had rape children together

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938076
>>40941546
If monsters care about human mens' happiness so much then why is it so common for them to rape human men? If monsters are really so attractive and alluring then it should be quick and painless for them to make a humab male want to have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941695
Some actually do that. Like dark mages and mad hatters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941695
Because some men don't know what's best for them and need a little push (to the bed)

[Anonymous No.]

nuclear physicist wurm gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941722
I get that some do, like kejs and succs. I feel like it should be the standard though, while rape only happens in exceptional cases.

>>40941726
If one round of sed is enough to change their minds then monsters should be attractive enough to seduce them before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941744
*one round of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40922222

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941695
a lot of them are natural born predators
it's the circle of life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941744
Men with trust issues or low self-esteem need to be shown the advances of monsters are genuine, this is an effective and easy way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941744
>If one round of sex is enough to change their minds then monsters should be attractive enough to seduce them before then.
That's with men who can think logically, most would fear monster girls out of instinct.
Only utter degenerates and sex-starved men would willingly stick their dick in a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941785
The lore reason is that the demon lord wanted to stop them hunting humans but settled with just having them hunt humans for non lethal sex.
So yeah, super rapey. Not sure where the fate soulmate stuff thread canon came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941797
This. Verbal communication can lead to catastrophic misunderstandings, penis + pussy is very simple to understand and leaves no room for error

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941815
that isnt thread cannon. Eros makes sure fated couples meet and her blessings will help you get that special monster you wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941785
Fair. Can you love somone you see as prey though?

>>40941797
Rape isn't how you build trust with someone.

>>40941806
Over-powering a man and showing him you can and will do whatever you want to them isn't a good way to make them less fearful of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941695
Just take one look at most "fans" of the setting and their take on it plus anons like >>40941806
Most people have no idea of/are unwilling to accept true happiness because we either prioritize stupid things instead and/or it sounds too good to be true. If we all made decisions that were for our benefit in the long-run, society would be a completely different. So logically, it must be forced upon them.
Also, all that aggression monsters had originally had to be directed somewhere. Might as well be rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941830
she isn't all powerful or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941779
That mermaid on the left looks like an idol.
I think we should give fishes a fair shot, but octopi are so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941863
>>40941863
Anon, if you break a vow with her, you'll never find love until you die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941863
love is the strongest force is the setting. if she isn't all powerful, she's getting there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941829
It's not hard to woo a human male, especially if human women are as bad as the setting suggests.

Find a man you like? Make him a hot meal, or make him laugh, or compliment his looks and wit and humor to make him feel good about himself. Just show them a good time. You can still be predatory without literally taking their dick without consent and making them feel powerless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941885
feelings of powerlessness are a personal problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941876
That's not all powerful. That's cursing you specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40941839
ok human boys climax three times as hard when being raped and monsters just want their partners to feel that good.

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>>40941895
>some monsters bind your limbs with tentacles
>other monsters sedate you with their bite or breathe or smell
>other monsters just physically overpower you and force it in
Why wouldn't a human feel powerless against a monster girl? We can't do shit to them.

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Femdom is shit, females should know their place.

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>>40941815
>Not sure where the fate soulmate stuff thread canon came from.
Fate is confirmed to be a thing. Combine that with monsters being loyal and not going for men that wouldn't like them, and it's not a big leap.
>>40941876
This applies specifically to her followers. Not everyone in love makes a vow with Eros.

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>>40941924
yeah, but you could be like "nice" instead of "woe is me i'm such a little bitch"

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>>40941933
>t. married a short and very docile kobold

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>>40941950
That sounds boring as fuck, give me 150 kg of muscles and rape

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>>40941952
If I had one like that, I'd feed her raging mushrooms.

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>>40941933
Superb taste anon, I heard the local slave traders just caught a bunch of monsters a while ago and are selling them at the market RIGHT now! They'll definitely know their place, in fact, I even heard that they're eager to meet their new masters, in more ways than one!

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>>40941950
Like or not, the overwhelming majority of most men are hardwired to be the dom in a relationship. The same way that monsters are born predators, the feeling of having power and agency is part of the male gender identity.

Monsters can still be predatory without killing the male ego. Instead of raping a man, just fucking manipulate him and make him want the same thing as you. It should be easy.

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Imma just train and drink lots of wurm milk so I can wrestle monsters into submission

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>>40941982
WTS high-class mamono slaves
-80% discount because nobody wants uppity hags, buy now

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....I want to retire to a wyvern rookery and train junior wyverns.

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>>40942006
I mean, I'd go to the Mamano slave market to buy slave monsters just so I can take them home in rags and get them nice maid outfits and comfy rooms to rest in after they do some chores.

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>>40938288
I guess being a manlet does have SOME advantages.

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>>40941933
Based but i understand that some Anon like it. A way to avoid the feeling of powerlessness is to hunt your love one with a shotgun (with demon silver) and mate with it, especially if it's a funny kot

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>>40941985
Sometimes I think like that but then I see pics like this

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>>40941863
Anon got things wrong, Eros isn't the one uniting soulmates. It's Fate itself, as shown in Side 3, more blatantly with Asura Mythra. And according to KC, Fate is indeed the most powerful force in the setting that works to guarantee happy endings for all couples.

KC himself has commented a few times that monster-human couples are a communion of fate and that monsters can recognize their soulmate. That's also repeated several times in Side 3, where a lot of different monsters comment on finding their "soulmate", "destined partner", etc. and how they can automatically identify them.

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>>40941933
They do know their place, on top.

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>>40941985
and most women are sub as all hell. But society pretends that isn't real.

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>>40942170
Hmm. Well, it's probably a case by case thing. Most anons love the idea of being forced into sex with a sexy monster girl, and it's plausible that monster girls would sense and act on that desire. For the anons that don't want to be dominated, mg's would probably go with a different approach.

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>that one h comic where the brown lolibaba demonlord gets tickle tortured for a hundred years
I fapped but then felt guilty and wanted to save her.

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>>40942006
Imagine getting a Lilim slave at a 80% discount.

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>>40942065
>hunt a dragon using a custom built 2-bore rifle
>it cost more than a new car and dislocated your shoulder when you fired, but it was worth it

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>>40942225
What does mgt think of henrybird?

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>>40942257
>Nobody wants to be within one hundred meters away from a Lilim because of the mindbreak aura rumors , or they just feel too inadequate
>Deonora is a CC because nobody dares to hit on a goddamn dragon empress, will likely marry some random clueless tourist
I like this trope

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>yfw the human girl you've been dating is a succ
>yfw she also admits she's an alp
>yfw she hints she might not have been one the whole time you were together

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>>40942308
>yfw the human girl you've been dating
Good thing I don't have shit taste and I'm saving myself for mamono only

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>>40942322
Thst one girl kc drew with the freckles was cuter as a human

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>>40942225
>save her.
She actually killed people tho she deserved what she got.

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死んでもらいます

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Sea succ butt

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