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40904075 No.40904075 [Reply] [Original]

There are many young girls in Gensokyo! Young lonely girls like Yukari, Yuyuko, Eirin, Byakuren, Kanako, Yuuka, and more! Accept a date with one!

>> No.40904093

>>40904075
Sorry, I'm only interested in hags.

>> No.40904120

I saw Yukari once. I was already a little scared, but I had managed to look her in the eyes. It seemed she was smiling, but i've always been really bad at reading facial expressions. I thought she was just thinking of how she'll hurt me or something, so I looked down & somehow made it home alive.
It's too scary for me, sorry... What would you do if you were in a room with one of these ladies? You'd eventually have to at least glance at her. But what will she do? You never know if you're on good terms or you just look really tasty to these girls. Scary...

>> No.40904318
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>>40904120
Your children will have blonde hair.

>> No.40906558

>>40904075
Sorry, I only date lolis.

>> No.40906878
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>>40904075
I enjoy "young" ladies too anon.

>> No.40907249
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>>40906878
Speak no ill of the hags

>> No.40908550

>>40907249
i feel like ran would be a good partner for me because she's already used to taking care of her retarded cat

>> No.40908684

>>40906878
All of them got Tojiko-blocked in the end.

>> No.40908697
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>>40904075
All of them except Yuyuko Eirin Byakuren and Kanako will eat you, they're youkai anon

>> No.40908854
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>>40908697
>except Yuyuko
How foolish you are anon

>> No.40908951

>>40908854
theres no evidence on yuyuko eating humans

but yuyuko eating youkai... do you know where has mystia gone?

>> No.40909672

>>40904075
I wouldn't mind going on a date with Eirin

>>40908951
well, the recipe in Touhou Bunka Shinpou kinda alludes to it in a way, then again it's Aya that wrote the article

>> No.40909962
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>>40908697
Disregard Akyuu propaganda
Do not reply to Akyuu propaganda
Akyuu is a hag herself anyways, she just turned 28

>> No.40909993 [SPOILER] 
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>>40909962
Only the villagers believe in her propaganda anyways
Outsiders are safe and unbrainwashed so they can marry youkai girls

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>> No.40910157

>>40910036
Desperate attempt of the shrine maiden to get a husband for herself
Youkai girls will always be superior and prettier than human women

>> No.40910216

>>40910036
when is reimu going to admit she just wants to become a youkai herself?

>> No.40910277
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>>40904318
Oh shit.

>> No.40910562

>>40904075
wow seeing a picture of this sexy hot blonde yokai makes me want to fill her womb so badly!

>> No.40910830
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>>40908684
I would not be too confident about this claim. Taishi's charms know no bounds.

>> No.40910987

>>40910036
Youkai are born from the philosophy of/among humans, so there could be an informatic reproduction.

>> No.40913415

Imagine your fear of being alone for the rest of your life becomes a youkai

>> No.40913456
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>>40904075
hags are 4 fags.

t. cunnygang

>> No.40913580
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>>40904075

>> No.40916030
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>>40913580
I pick Yuugi because she's not a hag.

>> No.40916141

>>40904075
Get the fuck out of this forum, pedophile!

>> No.40917428

>>40907249
love ran

>> No.40917664
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>>40910036
>implying creating offspring between youkai and humans is somehow wrong
>when the very image of perfection exists
In what world could you argue against having a rinnosuke as a son? Hmm? I thought not foolish miko!

>> No.40917706
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>>40910216
Considering how utterly retarded and annoying all the youkai around her are, I doubt reimu wants to be any closer to said things at all, let alone contemplate the prospect of being stuck with them forever.

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>>40910216
Supposedly it's not that uncommon for youkai exterminators to become hermits so that's always an option.

>> No.40918461

>>40917664
This. All humans and youkai should be wiped out and replaced by a master race of halflings.

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>>40910277
after a millennium of loneliness, Gappy is going to squeeze the most out of her new husband
and this includes squeezing out at least a dozen children
Your lineage will have purple eyes for at least a dozen generations

>> No.40920250

>>40904075
Sorry, I don't date English "women".

>> No.40923193 [DELETED] 
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Smash those cockroaches sucking eachother off, thanks Thor.

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>>40904075
I WANNA GIVE JUNKO A NEW SON SO SHE STOPS BEING SO SAD

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>>40919130
don't forget Ran, Chen needs siblings.

>> No.40924482

>>40923925
What if she decides you're her new son/husband?

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>>40913580

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>>40924952
that image remains to still be one of the funniest images ever made to me.
post more dilapidated, distorted, hags please

>> No.40925171
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>>40924482
I accept my role with grace thenI'm still impregnating her regardless nothing can stop me in pursuing this quest

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Curse them, and their little dick shitposts, and have them burn in Hell when they die, thanks God.

>> No.40925346

Watch out! These hags can get pretty desperate for love.

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>>40925306

>> No.40925477 [DELETED] 

>>40925306
The only true post.
Do not fraternize with evil and monsters.
Do not defile your temple.

>> No.40926162

>>40925140
I'm gonna be honest anon I wish I had more of these images :'(.

>> No.40926247
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>>40925140

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>>40926162
Junko and Okina together?
or 2hus laughing at (you)?

>> No.40926500
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Hags for everyone!

>> No.40926644
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>>40904075
is Suwako a hag?

>> No.40926665
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>>40926644
Suwako is old by age, tho by looks she doesn't really fit to well

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>>40923193
>>40925306
Don't forget Amaterasu burn the zombies

>> No.40927068
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I sure hope you sickos aren't lusting after these young ladies, why they aren't even out of high-school yet!

>> No.40927520

>>40927068
you'd have to be one sick pony to lust after these girls

>> No.40934061

>>40927068
How old are they again?

>> No.40934270

>>40934061
They are 17!

>> No.40935319
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>>40934270
17 season 32^329576323 more like it

>> No.40935979

Is Yukari yandere material? Or is that more Yuuka’s speed

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>>40935979
Yukari I could see being cheeky about it, forming gaps or boundaries to prevent anyone touching you or vice versa. For example: you try to give a fairy a headpat but find you cant because whenever you try a gap appears and you just pat Yukari's head instead. Yuuka could go both ways.

>> No.40937310

>>40926720
Amaterasu got a sun thrown at her and summited to a higher authority.

>> No.40937511
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40937511

>>40935979
Yukari is the more imperiously possessive type
She picks out who she likes and adds them to her collection
You'll find out she's your new wife when her arms wrap around you strong as steel cables and drag you into her pocket dimension

>> No.40937760

>>40937511
Yah, something tells me she’d be a borderline personality.

>> No.40937773

Please just abduct me to the gensokyo hagzone already.
I'll gladly take a hag just please.

>> No.40937871

>>40935979
don't know but I like to imagine she gets jealous if you spend time with other women
imagine working with Keine at the school and your grading papers with her and you suddenly feel a portal open in your pants and you have to keep a straight face while Yukari is giving you a radical BJ on the other side

>> No.40938251

>>40935979
>>40937511
I've never seen it mentioned anywhere before and googling doesn't turn it up, so I guess it's just my own thoughts, but Yukari reminds of the Baba Yaga in her overall aloofness and power over others (not in her looks of course).

While she minds her own business, things tend be made her business one way or another without the other party really having a say in it. So she wants you for something, she'll have you for it and then cast you aside when you are no longer of use, assuming that's the most convenient way of going about it.

>> No.40938541

>>40926720
Amaterasu's mother Izanami-no-Mikoto is a zombie and is described as a rotting form of flesh with maggots and foul creatures running over her ravaged body.

>> No.40938814

>>40937760
nah, Yukari likes maintaining a perfect "ecosystem" of people things and other activities that she likes whilst only really bothering people who she's put in charge of that "ecosystem" or people she has personal business with, everything is very utilitarian and purposeful with terrifying amounts of plotting behind it.
and with her likely extremely large ego and and random bouts of Hibernation.
I'd say she's more of an extreme case of Bipolar the same kinda Bipolar as that one dude that tried taking over the world through economic force until the CIA drugged him up and locked him away when his PMCs almost leveled a african country.
if you where her husband you'd find your self either absolutely smothered by her or entirely ignored depending on the time of the year or if she has things to attend to.

>> No.40939412

I would want to date Kanako. I don't think she'd want to date me though.

>> No.40941691

>>40920250
But she's Irish.

>> No.40946036
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40946036

other than Ran what Hags would make for Good reponsible mothers of children?

>> No.40946056

>>40938814
>I'd say she's more of an extreme case of Bipolar the same kinda Bipolar as that one dude that tried taking over the world through economic force until the CIA drugged him up and locked him away when his PMCs almost leveled a african country.
Who?

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>>40938814
>I'd say she's more of an extreme case of Bipolar the same kinda Bipolar as that one dude that tried taking over the world through economic force until the CIA drugged him up and locked him away when his PMCs almost leveled a african country.

>> No.40946405
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you Heard me, also he's currently Working out of prison Giving Legal assistance to Prisoners and getting them out of jail and back into society as working members of society in order to accrue Capital to restart his world domination plans, all of this is documented and only considered somewhat strange.
but anyway I really wish I had a junko wife, someone who's willing to kill an entire celestial body and all those who live on it just to avenge their son would make for a great mom, also crazy people are funny

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>>40946405
fuck meant to reply to >>40946242
Take this image as an apology

>> No.40946421

>>40946036
Ran

>> No.40946429

>>40938814
Since when she displayed any mental disorders?

>> No.40946446

>>40946405
There's nothing funny about crazy people, they're sad.

>> No.40947522

>>40904075
I would accept a date with Byakuren any time.

>> No.40947687
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>>40904075
so on a scale of 1 to 10 how much weight do you think their is to the schizo theory that Yukari is the time traveling descendant of Koizumi Yakumo(aka Lafcadio Hearn) or has some kind of connection to him

>> No.40948132

>>40946405
What's his name though? He sounds like a Kollywood villain.

>> No.40949240

>>40947687
>or has some kind of connection to him
10. ZUN said it himself.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Doujin_Barrier:_The_Work_Called_Touhou_and_the_Fantasy_of_Game_Creation#Part_3:_Q_.26_A

>> No.40949254

>>40938814
>everything is very utilitarian and purposeful with terrifying amounts of plotting behind it.
Suika and Mamizou rightly are correct that Yukari is a hag no one really likes or thinks about which is why Yukari inserts herself into everything. She's really lonely and craves attention.

>> No.40952169

>>40937511
This.

What do you think the eyes and hands in her gap are?

>>40946429
She's a textbook sociopath.

>> No.40952271
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40952271

Dispel Magic, Purge Illusion.

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>>40952271

>> No.40952748

>>40952658
Don't reply to redditors

>> No.40952834

>>40952748
your master is grateful for the backup, doggy

>> No.40953547

>>40952271
>>40952834
Please refrain from being cringe and exposing your impotent rage to /jp/

>> No.40953670
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>>40953547
Thanks for the (You)s, really helps.
Praise Touhou!

>> No.40956781
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40956781

Why date a hag when you can make them all part of your paizuri harem?

>> No.40956933

>>40956781
ancient youkai are unlikely to share

>> No.40958139

>>40949254
Yukari is a LOSER
YUKARI THE FRIENDLESS LOSER

>> No.40958186

>>40956781
Because I only want one.

>> No.40959860

>>40956933
I imagine them being buddies over being old and lonely but the second they notice they all have a smidge of a chance with a guy they immediately turn on each other

>> No.40959881
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††††
††††

>> No.40960446

>>40924952
why is mokou in the background?

>> No.40960594
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>>40947687
>that Yukari is the time traveling descendant of Koizumi Yakumo(aka Lafcadio Hearn) or has some kind of connection to him
She's Maribel Hearn but time displaced.

>> No.40964149

>>40949240
>>40947687
maybe lafcadio turned into yukari

>> No.40967647

>>40960446
She's being chased by Kaguya.

>> No.40968692

>>40947687
I'd like to rub that big Yukari's cute feet

>> No.40970233

>>40947687
Merry is Yukari's daughter
Her coming to Genskoyo is just her coming home

>> No.40971095

>>40959881
who's the most christian 2hu?

>> No.40971563
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>>40971095
Yumemi and Rumia

>> No.40972711

>>40947687
The connection is that Maribel Hearn became Yukari Yakumo much in the same way Lafcadio Hearn became Koizumi Yakumo

>> No.40978233

>>40952169
Sociopathy isn't a disorder, it's an optimization towards ruthless expediency.

>> No.40983349

>>40949254
I need to cure Yukari's loneliness

>> No.40983734
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>>40949254
At least she has Yuyuko.

>> No.40986867

>>40948132
I think >>40946405 is talking about Frank Amdeo

>> No.40987082

>>40986867
Frank Amodeo. Yeah, sounds accurate.

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>>40949254
i think everyone knows that by this point honestly

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>>40949254
She is a lonely dork and I love her

>> No.40991595
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>>40936152
Sounds like fun either way.

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>>40904075
I'm not falling for the dusty old cannibal hag's tricks

>> No.40991776
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>>40991646
Yukari is scary...

>> No.40994230

>>40991646
God i wish that were me

>> No.40994527
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old

>> No.40995395

>>40994527
Yukari isn't old!
she's young and fit!
her eggs are still fresh!
don't leave her!

>> No.40999390

>>40995395
I wont let auntie Yukari alone!

>> No.41000222
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lame and retarded glowie hurr durr shitposting about the quadruple charming most intelligent beautiful cool and sexy girl in the world

>> No.41000378
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>>41000222
Your right, Suwako is the coolest 2hu!

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>>41000378
considered specifying yukari, predictable little bitch

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41000446

>>41000419
I'm glad we both agree that Suwako is the best. I mean who doesn't love frogs

>> No.41000493

brony chooses acting like a dumb bitch
eilienen considers cutting his losses here, it's hardly worth replying to a clopper

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Don't forget the lonely working girls.

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>>41005325
I could never forget my lovely oarfish wife

>> No.41006924
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Poor old and feeble okina...

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>>41006924
I didn't know the Hakurei also served as an old folk's home for retired youkai.

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Hag

>> No.41013240

Smells like smoke and old perfume in here.

>> No.41013623
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41013623

Found out that my little brother knows what touhou is because I saw him watching touhou tiktoks

how am I supposed to react to this

>> No.41014169
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>>41013623
Convert him to a hag enjoyer.

>> No.41015435

>>41013623
>because I saw him watching touhou tiktoks
That doesn't mean he really knows what touhou is.

>> No.41018812

Commissioning Eirin to make the absolute strongest fertility/ovulation drug possible!
Testing it on Yukari!

>> No.41019350 [DELETED] 
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>>40910277
Aborting Blacktan's trash illusions!
Commissioning Eirin to make curdled milk mixed with strychnine!
Feeding it to Blacktan the brony and his discord cucks!

>> No.41019636

>>41018812
Sharing in Yukari's horror when the doctor says she's having quintuplets!

>> No.41020075 [DELETED] 

Wow, you two have got such a good dynamic going on. One sharts, the other sniffs it up. Beautiful.
https://files.catbox.moe/bttu0d.png

>> No.41021703 [DELETED] 

>>41019350
>>41020075

>> No.41025709
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>>41019636

>> No.41027342

>>41013623
Do you know what touhou is though?

>> No.41030440

>>41019636
With Eirin's drugs, it'll be more like octuplets
Yukari will endure the beachball on legs experience and will curse you all the while demanding pickles and ice cream

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>>41006924
crumpled up hags continues to be the funniest thing ever

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>>41030613

>> No.41031200

>>41030440
Octuplets minimum, or its deemed a failure.
She can curse me all she wants but that wont stop me from rubbing her belly at every opportunity.

>> No.41031337
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>>41030613
Yukari's had her charisma sandblasted away

>> No.41031549

>>40908697
Byakuren is a vegan

>> No.41031650

>>41031549
Byakuren lies.

>> No.41031671

>>41031549
Yeah and Remilia has a suitor every other day, don't believe the lies of the attention-starved

>> No.41031831
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>>41030440
You've created a baby-crazed monster.

>> No.41032178

>>41031831
And that's a good thing!

>> No.41034525
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>>41032178
Make more half-youkai.

>> No.41040132

>>41034525
Those bellies are way too small, are they only in like the first 3 months or so?

>> No.41040144

>>41040132
that's normal mid-late term size, anon
I know you americans are accustomed to thinking obesity is normal but this is ridiculous

>> No.41040175

>>41040144
Not american, just have shit sleeping hours.
Also if you follow the chain you'd realize why I said that.

>> No.41047642
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Totally young ladies

>> No.41047929

>>41047642
Totally young ladies wearing tights to hide the saggy legs!

>> No.41048082

>>41047642
Cute feet in white nylons!

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If I wind up in gensokyo somehow I am going straight to Yuuka and playing all-in.
I will either perish or find happiness.

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>>41049320
there is room for both

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41049572

>>41048082

>> No.41055500
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Space hags

>> No.41056263
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>>41049320
Same except with yukari.

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>>41049572
Fancy hag tights!

>> No.41057870

>ywn be a haghu's pet.

>> No.41058750

>>41031671
>Yeah and Remilia has a suitor every other day,
She does. They are called "Dinner".

>> No.41060099

>>40991646
That's clearly a homewrecker that just seduced Yukari's husband.
The gaphag did nothing wrong.

>> No.41060662

>>41055500
Will the space hag doctor make me immortal if I become her husband?

>> No.41060959

>>40913580
Kanako. She and Suwako seem to take good care of Sanae

>> No.41060967

>>40924482
>son/husband

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>>41060967
A motherwife needs a sonhusband. It's just common sense.

>> No.41063557
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>>41057870
Spoiled rotten.

>> No.41070940

>>41063557
The only response to being petted is to push back against their hand harder.

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she can pat my dragon

>> No.41071631

she can pat my dick

>> No.41071824
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41071824

she can pat my dragon dick

>> No.41079932
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Hags

>> No.41083104

>>41079932
are the best

>> No.41083155

>>41079932
are going to throw out their back if you're too rough with them

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>>40910036
The only known half-human half-youkai in gensokyo gives her free food, clothes, weapons and bedtime stories. Why would she complain?

>> No.41083994

>>40913456
this post is true in every way.

>> No.41096859

I prefer mature ladies.

>> No.41099755

>>40904075
>Yukari
>Dating
Her idea of a relationship is abducting a human and putting a collar on it.

>> No.41100490

>>41099755
What about Kanako?

>> No.41100507

>>41100490
Kanako's knowledge of relationships is limited to her right hand.

>> No.41100725

>>41100490
She's a old-school god. So, her idea of a relationship is probably being handed virgin shota's as human sacrifices.

>> No.41103340

>>41100507
>>41100725
Well now I'm just confused

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old

>> No.41109582

>>41057870
>>41063557
Imagine they shrank you to a few inches haha

>> No.41110290

>>41103340
These two actually don't contradict each other. Kanako's idea of relationships is entirely one way. Humans are given to her as objects to use and then throw away. She actually has a relationship with her right hand.

>> No.41111349

>>41110290
Is right hand being used literally here?

>> No.41111823

>>41111349
Yes anon, it is.

>> No.41112006

>>41100490
she masturbates and cries about not having a man
poor Suwako and Sanae have to listen to her cry about it

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>>41112006
lady suwa and i would be occupied in the other room

>> No.41112142

>>41112042
Considering Sanae is Suwako's distant descendant, Suwako has canonically fucked unlike Kanako.

>> No.41114300

BIG
FAT
HEAVY
SAGGERS

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>> No.41122622

>>41122602
eirin goodwoman

>> No.41123312
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>>41112042
Suwako is 1 of the only 2 confirmed mothers in touhou and unlike the other she successfully raised her children/grandchildren/greatgrandchildren/greatgreatgrandchildren/greatgreatgreatgrandchildren.....
fuck she's not just a MILF, she's not even just a GILF, she's a gosh darn GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGILF

>> No.41130346

>>41123312
She also actually commands snakes unlike Kanako.

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>>41130346
Suwako basically does all the work for kanako including all the cooking and cleaning, Kanako is basically just a mooch that busted into suwako's gig broke all her cool steel items and has been leaching off of her ever since, however suwako no longer minds this as her maternal instinct compels her to take care of her big old womanchild with a streak for delinquency

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Be sure to watch for hags tonight

>> No.41139229

>>40908697
what if youkai don't necessarily need to eat humans and instead can draw power by raping people like a succubus?

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>>41108935
Shall create new, young life.

>> No.41139782

>>40937760
underrated

>> No.41141045

>>41139229
youkai draw their power from fear
being man eating monsters was just the cheap and easy route

>> No.41141562

>>41141045
Some Youkai can draw power from things other than fear though. Like Kogasa and surprising people, or Kyouko and shouting.

>> No.41142881

>>41141045
doesn't actually depend based on the youkai tho?
Like parsee gets energy from Jelousy and kogasa is like the only yokai that gets energy from specifically fear, and oni just fucking chug booze all day to stay alive and were once able to completely peacefully coexist with humans without any problem, every youkai has it's own unique way of staying alive usually, some even just eat food but are also just ass holes and don't make their own food so they just murder/steal from people for it.
and there's Kappa who can eat Cucumbers or people's souls, but most Kappa are just cunts so they eat or not even eat and just collect shirikodama for lols, which goes to a greater point most youkai don't need to eat people they're just cunts which is arguably worse.

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>> No.41144631

>>41141562
>>41142881
Isn't Kogasa also getting energy from being known as the yearly smith that gixes everyone's shiy for a day?

>> No.41145823

>>40904075
>Yukari, Yuyuko, Eirin, Byakuren, Kanako, Yuuka
4 of them are youkai, one of them is a non-youkai serial killer, and one of them is a washed up has-been goddess. Anons could do better.

>> No.41146223

>>41142881
Don't Kappa need shirikodama because they use it and blood as a weird salt supplement, because Gensokyo only has fresh water?

>> No.41146449

>>40904075
>Young

Maybe in appearance, but even then they're still noticeably older than most of the girls. In short, bust up.

>> No.41154890

>>41143725
Cute

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>> No.41161158

>>41146449
The titantic titty tohos

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>>41145823
Yes, he forgot Junko, the best one.

>> No.41172698

>>40904318
Yukari isn't a natural blond.

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>>41146223
I went to go see House fo the Lost at the theater the other night which started out as a depressing post Tsunami movie until about halfway through when the Kappa showed up.

>> No.41179377

>>41179372
*House of

>> No.41179933

>>41172698
Yukari is a shapeshifter, she can be whatever the fuck she wants

>> No.41180485

>>41165544
Junko is is a extremely mentally ill, hateful, and grief stricken crazy lady well she won't redirect that hate at random passersby because it's truly pure so you don't have to worry about her obliterating you, but it will at all points be on her mind and if you date or marry her it will inevitably become a part of her revenge or spiteing of chang'e, and there's also all the things about how she tries to make people into her son in her grief stricken stupor or other weird things.
Imagine it sometimes when you're on a date she'll just randomly yell at the sky "ARE YOU WATCHING CHANG'E" before Like attempting to share a intimate moment with you or kiss you or something because this is actually an attempt to make chang'e lament her loneliness even further and cause her emotional damage.

>> No.41182942

>>41165544
Junko has no interest in pursuing another relationship until Chang'e is dead, and the bitch is immortal so you're completely out of luck.

>> No.41183285

>>41182942
What if we throw Chang'e into the sun? Would that be enough revenge.

>> No.41188346

>>41183285
We really should. Dumb cake loving fatty.

>> No.41188440

>>40938814
Yukari runs a PMC?

>> No.41188782

>>41183285
Just leave her floating in space, what is she gonna do? Not stay frozen for all eternity?

>> No.41189570

>>41182942
>>41183285
>>41188782
Eventually, Chang'e stopped thinking.

>> No.41189958
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41189958

okina and yukari were made for each other leave them alone

>> No.41197839

>>41030440
Gappy was made for maternity

>> No.41203539

>>41189958
Made to be my wives.

>> No.41205433

>>41180485
firstly, junko has died, what is left is her spirit made of her anger
she got mad to death

>> No.41206599

>>40904120
yukari is not real, take your meds anon.

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bless

>> No.41211383

>>40904075
if those girls are "young" im michael jackson then

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>>41211383

>> No.41219788

>>41211431
hee hee

>> No.41220065

>>40908854
Ah, Yuyuko-sama warmly eating down my sperm!

>> No.41226844
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Every minute of every hour, I crave the sunflower

>> No.41230967

>>40908697
Not unless I shoot them with endless giant balls of cum which they have no other option but to catch in their open mouths and consume as they chase me lending me enough time to escape back home to safety.

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>> No.41240898

>>40904075
She's an old hag though.

>> No.41247702

>>40904075
This one does not look young

>> No.41248514

>>41240898
>>41247702
Rude!

>> No.41255976

>>41248514
Truth

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>> No.41264302

what do you think your hagwifes favorite way to be spoiled is?
I like to think big tough Yuuka likes receiving lap pillows while having her head stroked gently

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I will suck Yukari's delicious big futa cock starting licking her mushroom head and then sucking her balls until she cums in my mouth. Then i will suck her tits until exquisite milk comes out and finally i'm going to french kiss her in the lips while holding hands.

>> No.41264340

>>41264331
best post on this board right now

>> No.41264394
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>>41264302
Okina would want you completely obedient and thankful that you're allowed to lick the boots of the secret God that she is. She'd want you to have just enough free will to slightly resist or feel discomfort if she decides to molest you while praising you for your good work, because that's what's most thrilling to her. A feeling of subdued opposition for an otherwise hopeless servant.
That being said, she's not all about degrading you. You can still be expected to move her around, whether it be by her wheelchair, or by princess carrying her around. She can move on her own through various means, but it's a lot more fun when you do it, especially if she can feel your struggle to hold her rather generous figure, and keep a straight face while doing so, turmoiled by a fear of messing up she would ingrain inside of you, and perhaps a bit of lust as well.
Truly, Okina just has a through understanding & appreciation for the struggles she'll put you through. Doesn't mean she'll be any more compasssionate towards you, at least on the surface. She knows your limits, and you're a rather precious, finite ressource. It's quite a balancing act for both her & you, but one's thing for sure, engaging with Okina will eventually mean you'll belong to her.

>> No.41264469

>>41264331
Oh my god, wieners!

>> No.41264517

>>41264394
not into the dom/control stuff but i do think the idea that she appreciates you even though she puts you through a lot is kinda cute

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>> No.41273687

>>41270420
CUTE

>> No.41274169

>>41264331
This but unironically.

>> No.41282283

>>41270420
Big sunflowers

>> No.41289881

>>41282283
Smol

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>>41289881

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Hag tummy...

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>>41006924
she's fallen she needs our help

>> No.41300307

>>41299809
I won't help her.

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>>41049320
Amen Brother

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>>41300307
How rude of you

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