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4089187 No.4089187 [Reply] [Original]

So, great character in Umineko, or GREATEST character in Umineko?

>> No.4089198

That's not Teapottrice.

>> No.4089210

>>4089198
I think the name is Teatrice. That way it sounds like Beatrice.

>> No.4089230
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>>4089187
That's not delicious Pumpkin Satoko-Takano.

>> No.4089242

Clean up the lineart and give her a proper nose, please.

>> No.4089250

You know what, Umineko would be a great MMO. You'd have brazillians with blue swords ("gib money or i deny u euhiuehauheiahueaheua" ), character combinations/class changes (Eva + Beatrice -> EVA, Beatrice + Ange -> ANGE, Battler + Manon -> Batman) Besides it'd explain why experienced players (like Genji) make no big deal of dying since they know that's how the game goes while new ones like Kanon get worked up over it.

34 and Bern are the developers, Beatrice is an admin. Battler's sin is scamming Beatrice 6 years ago. He was banned for because of that, so he lived away from the game (Rokkenjima) all this time.

>> No.4089256

>>4089242
>Shkanontrice
>Her
OH U

>> No.4089259
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Oh desire!

>> No.4089315

>>4089259
Just wondering, who DIDN'T Kinzo rape?
So far we've got Beato v1, v2, v3, Shannon, Kanon, and Jessica.....

>> No.4089331

>>4089315
Add Genji, Nanjo and Rosa to that list too.

>> No.4089335

>>4089331
Then there was that one incident with that toaster. That poor, poor, toaster.

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>>4089315
Dude, being raped by Kinzo gives you superpowers. Kanon's lazer sword, Shannon's barrier, Jessica's FIST OF STEEL and VOLCANIC FURY, all this is possible only through Kinzo raping them.

>> No.4089364

>>4089250
It would be a pure PvP based game, with Fantasy and Mystery sides, and the whole combat system is about reasoning. Blue text for Mystery, with some support Red text (like the Knox rules), Red goes for the fantasy, who can use Blue as well.

FUCKING STUPID

>> No.4089391

Genji is the actual rapist.

>> No.4089401

>>4089187
Considering everyone has DID, there's really only like five characters to choose from, not much of a competition.

>> No.4089431

>>4089401
either way if you overcome the game with every character you unlock the last character, teatrice. so it's worthy

>> No.4089422

>>4089391
Nah, nah, here's my take on it. You see, Shannon always had a dream, to be raped savagely by Kinzo. Sadly, while Kinzo DID enjoy a good rape, he only went for natural blondes. So on Christmas Day, Shannon kept on waiting for Kinzo to rape her, but he never came, er, well, rather, he never came inside of her. As she was sighing, listening to Jessica's hysterical screams, suddenly, Santa showed up! He brought what Shannon had wanted this whole time, rape!

And that's why Christmas is the best holiday of the year.

>> No.4089425

>>4089391
Genji does have the face of a serial rapist.

I wanted to post an image with this post, but I just found out I don't even have a Genji folder. Isn't it sad, Genji?

>> No.4089450 [DELETED] 

>>4089184
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>>4089422
What.

>> No.4089462

>>4089425
I bet he raped Rosa

>> No.4089506

>>4089462
Who didn't?

>> No.4089530

>>4089506
>>4089462
It's not really rape if they're willing to do it.

>> No.4089536

>>4089506
I mean rape as in, Rosa was 14 years old and Genji raped her, then she got pregnant and had the child Natsuhi received from Kinzo 19 years ago when Rosa was 'on a trip with her friends'

>> No.4089541

>>4089536
Wow, Genji's a dick. At least Kinzo taught Shkannontrice how to brutally murder his family...

>> No.4089562

>>4089541
Also gave Jessica a copy of Machiavelli's the prince, from the looks of it. All Genji gave Rosa was a child, what a rip-off!

>> No.4089578
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>>4089391
"If you try to resist... it will only hurt more."

Look at that face, goddamn.

>> No.4089586

Doesn't Kinzo feel really, really guilty about the rape thing?

>> No.4089600

>>4089586
He's Kinzo. His only emotions are raging fury, fervent desire, utter disappointment in his children and an urge to scream Beatrice's name. I don't see any regret or guilt there.

>> No.4089603

>>4089586
Kinzo doesn't feel regular feelings like you or I would do.

>> No.4089607

>>4089586
he's dead and crazy, why should he

>> No.4089638

...

...

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?

>> No.4089645

>>4089586
HE'S A GENIUS, YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HIM

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