Monster Girl thread

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Even the dead shall raise.....

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>>40890644
Sunday late night and naughty nunday

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I want to impregnate the dead
Didn't saw this thread and jumped on the early one

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>>40890659
its a ok, anon. The reason I made this one is the fact the other got saged as well as the fact it was made by the dude who spams gacha pics

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>>40890659
Making an undead girl bearing my children despite it being not possible is my wildest fantasy, and impregnating a whole horde of them is my goal after the portal open.
I would rush to Raccoon City in the undead kingdom

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>>40890682
I like the fact that how simple zombies are, but I like my undead fancy desu

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I need a monster to go on Bonnie and Clyde-style crime sprees with

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>>40890700
you can put a zombie in a dress

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>>40890637

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>>40890723
zombie princess? that gets attached to you since she saw you wrestling a bull without a shirt

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FAT GOOEY MAN-HANDLERS

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>>40890656
she's going cross-pupiled

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>>40890734
ground cow dragon
>>40890747
im scared, what does that mean?

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>>40890710
>The most popular cartoon show in the demon realm is a knock off of bonnie and clyde starring rambunctious greenworm, a hellwan and anon traveling back and forth from the human realm and the demon realm committing robberies of gas station fried chickens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyk6w-EcY5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyk6w-EcY5U

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Impregnate ancient evils

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>>40890766
>im scared, what does that mean?
I asked my bible studies teacher about it and she just gave me this face. Am I in trouble?

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>>40890710
>Smokey and the Bandit but it's Anon and a cheshire trying to sneak a truck full of prisoner fruit beer to a sportsball match in order territory

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need

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>>40890789
i think shes gonna make you cross pupiled

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behold the beauty of this angel

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>>40890747
>>40890766
>>40890789
yandere with god on her side

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I like the idea of a werewolf married to a once-knight taking up their old master's sword and standing vigil day and night over the spot they now rest. Especially if he's in the background sitting on his porch in farmer's clothes yelling "All I did was retire?"

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I want to be squided

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>>40890848
I want the Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon to narrate my sex life.

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Be careful around onis

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>>40890883
Holy shit, that one has a massive beer belly

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>>40890723
I also like fancy zombies

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>>40890897
>Beer
Anon i. . .

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>>40890700
Different flavors of zombie are fine too

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>>40890883
If its not quadruplets can you really claim that you love her?

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I'm starting to think you are all bots

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>>40890945
do the quadruplets have to be inside the monster to count?
>>40890965
i wish

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>>40890965
I ain’t no damn bot, senor

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>>40890965
I wish we all had bots

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>>40890965
01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000 00001010

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>>40891006
But who built the bots? the dwermer?

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>>40891010
Sorry, don’t speak yes/no

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>>40891120
Language, Ms Wight!

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>>40890910
Everyone knows that onis only go for the finest spirits.

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>>40890883
I was raped
>>40890821
That’s a tree

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>>40891166
Oh God not again! Why does this keep happening! Furless taila need to be nerfed this never happened against foxes regardless of how many tails!

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>>40891156
>>40891166
im going to tell this oni Im only gonna drink oni milk

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>>40891166
What's he doing there?

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>>40891179
Big Oni has become ready to breed

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>>40890965
>>40891030
>some random ass god is bored one day
>walking among humans in disguise for inspiration on her next project
>decides to enter a book store
>rather than the fantasy section for inspiration to carry out some elaborate story, goes to the guide/manual section
>picks up "building bots for dummies"
>decides to build a army of robots for humans to sex
>all of them end up shitposting on 4mon all day long.

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>>40891179
FAT

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>>40891236
And I'm A-OK with it.

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>>40891120
Yes I would love to

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>>40891179
BIGGER

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>>40891166
really. please tell me more about this red tree

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>>40891236
Dragon!

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>>40891268
Jeez, look at all that ass. She's like 70% ass.

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>>40891182
He's just giving her a hug from behind, without his arms. Completely normal and innocent.

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>>40891312
Just how I like my women

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>>40891166
When a Regura girl wants you to do something, you do it

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>>40891201

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>>40891166
>Those nails
FUCK

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>>40890821
She looks like she spent too much time in the sun.

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>>40890682
Imagine the contractions of an undead orgasming but still with an unchanging face and a cold stare

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>>40891349
Big girls ARE pretty cozy...

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>>40891453
i'sd a:; lose reason at such a fat ass and Fuck my older kiki maid

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>>40891465
BIG

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Expecting some cute demon or monster weren't you? WRONG! Its Crusader Knight Mondays!

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>>40891465
>Shog can be as big as a planet
She has no match

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>>40891528
Slime legion begs to differ

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I want a big thicc wock-sized manticore

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>>40891542
Sure but who wouldn’t want to be slimed and meld with shog?

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>>40891581
Me
t. claimed by beastgirls

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>>40891581
i am allergic to slime,sorry ma'am

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Beast = reptile = whatever else > goop

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>tfw you have a habit of ragdolling after cummng
>Tfw your jabberwock neighbor finds out

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>You know humans have this thing called a refractory period until they incubize, right?
>Refratawha? No, we didn't have Italian for dinner.
Culture shock is a hell of a thing

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>>40891673
Monster Girl culture shock is honestly one of my favorite things about the setting to think about..

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>>40891730
part of the reason why I personally love earth portal stories

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I very much need images of a Dullahan's head giving a blowjob while the body sits somewhere.

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What do yu do when a jabberwock dark mage hits with the sex doll paralyis spell, which makes you smile and stay still but limp in everywhere else aside from your penis while she plays with you using her many mouths

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>>40891847
I find the opposite better, making out with her body while her head is helplessly looking or in another room unable to watch

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>>40891861
Ah Raita, I can only believe that Sega held him in Check with Valkyria chronicles.

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>>40891861
>loses snek form
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>40891895
Sometimes small sneks become big onis.
Japan is weird like that.
And she's part dragon because...eh?
Stupid Orochi

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>>40891889
I was thinking of an image like this

Also a nice program for viewing images is ImageGlass

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>>40890883
Yees.

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i love manamo who ask for consent

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Tentacle on tentacle holding

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>>40891290
Her name is Beatrice. She is an antagonist from Blue Archive (the gacha around spawning a bunch of fanart of angels and demons with halos lately).
The game sets her as (You)r direct foil that uses deceit and indocrination to control others and get results (in BA you are a human teacher that helps and encourages the girls to follow their dreams).
Beatrice develops a rivalry of sorts with (You) due to clashing beliefs while also being both adults that rely more on intelligence than convenient superpowers to win. She offers knowledge and research to try to get (You) to switch sides and then deploys armies of ghosts when that fails. Though contrary to her unhinged methods the implications are that her end-goal is to defeat a worse monster threatening the world

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>>40892036
but why she tree?

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>>40892064
Oh my god Anon, you can't just ask someone why they are a tree

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get in loser

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>>40892137
liquid rape

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>>40892093
it aint that bad. i just wanna know why she red but is still a tree

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>>40892137
A bath is not enough. We need the slime onsen.

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Tea time.

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>>40892137
This is the slime I go for

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>>40891166
How the fuck is this considered SFW?

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>>40892241
No nipples, no Vag

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>>40892064
She turns herself into a tree. She is Bea-TREE-ce!

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>>40892241
No nipple nor pussy. Though what is SFW or not tends to depend on the janny at the time. Some threads or hours have more conservative jannies active that ban for less

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>>40891179
This size of a gal but a hellwan. That dump truck ass that you can squeeze into while throwing her the d is perfection.

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>>40892248
>>40892259
He's literally cumming.

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>>40892267
oh no, freckles! one of my many weaknesses!

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>>40892269
how do you know
you cant see his penis

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Where is the onee-sabbath located? I am wondering purely for missionary purposes...

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>Pee is stored in the balls
>The Moon is made of cheese
>The apple does not fall because of gravity
>The Earth is flat
>Birds do not need to flap their wings
>Your grades are Sus

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>>40892318
Please, next she'll tell me that birds exist.

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>>40892296
If we're just going to ignore all basic sense and go with your logic, then how do you know titties are real titties and not just fair skinned melons with dots in the center?

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focks in rubber stirrups

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>>40892329
exactly

they should be fine to post

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>>40892189
Her full monster form is a tree with a halo. I don’t know why but if you want an explanation on why she is red and has angelic wings covering her face while posing with her fat butt like that it’s more on design: she is based on Beatrice from Dante’s Inferno. Her pose and the like takes cues from paintings of Beatrice Portinari.
Her role in the story itself is an allegory to Dante’s descent into hell as well as travel to heaven. In the Divine Comedy, Dante is guided through Hell by Vergil but when he goes to Heaven Vergil can’t go because he is a pagan so Beatrice takes that role. BA’s Beatrice has demonic traits like red skin and arrogance but likewise she has some angelic ones like the feathers, halo and value of knowledge. Her entire design is a play on how some things depend in the point of view and she calls out how Paradise and Hell can be the same thing but different among people. While invading her subterrean territory could be like descending to hell, at the same time is trespassing her paradise. While her subjects suffer, she herself is prospering, and while to (You) she may be a villain, in the bigger scheme of things she might actually have been a hero.
The value of a painting is in the eye of the beholder.

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>>40892356
Also here is an angel slightly big-boned ass for the troubles.

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>>40892318
What would happen if I said all these things to Haku-sensei?

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>>40892305
Right across from Orphanage, where its always been.

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>>40891893
I can't help but imagine they hired a guy to look over his shoulder and slap him when he went too far on the proportions

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>>40892137
Hey you can't post that

That's my thing

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>>40892505
maximum security orphanages to prevent unsanctioned adoptions

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Post your favorite hellhound pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

Today, once again, my loving wife invited me to rest my head in her lap, and then proceeded to play with my hair for several hours.

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>Lick battery
>tongue goes numb
>kiss raiju
>Entire face goes numb

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You woke up at 2 a.m.

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>>40892568
I'd fall asleep after ten minutes.

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>>40892623
Bigger version for you, friend.

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>>40892623
This but with hellhound instead

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>>40892623
This but with griffon instead

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>>40892623
>>40892663
>tfw your sleep paralysis demon makes you late for work because she wanted to cuddle

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>>40892627
That's pretty much her goal. I'm a terrible sleeper, so she worries about me frequently. She does her best not to let it show.

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>>40891730
>>40891772
I want to tell Greilia the total Covid death count using language that implies that its considered a low number to us.

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>>40890637
Balls deep in the dead

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>>40892740
Hot

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There's a city in the clouds

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>>40892806
That sounds dangerous

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>>40892813
They've got people to grab anyone who falls

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>>40892806
That sounds nice. I'd like to live there with my griffon wife.

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>>40892819
>anon jumps off the side
>flying monster swoops in to catch him
>"S-so...uh..you come here often?"
>monster rolls her eyes at anon's lame pick up
>she still raped him silly that night

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>>40892819
what do they do with the clutz who fall off every week?

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>>40892935
Perhaps a net can me installed

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"Ehe!" {/spoiler]

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>>40893022
>Material: warhammer fantasy
fuck off

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When rainy season comes, a new reign begins in the Desert Region.

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>when monsterization just gets super lazy

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>>40892806
I’m gonna jack off and cum off the side.

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>>40893057
>hating on elves
go and be an alp someplace else

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>>40890637
I want to be locked up with Frederika and have endless sex with her.

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>tfw no small wife that helps milk your bigger wife

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>>40891465
>tell fairy you would but she's too small
>she says that's not a problem, fairies are very good at magic
>size-altering magic in particular

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>40893022
>40893298
>WHnigger again
When mods will do their fucking job?

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I LOVE ANDROIDS!

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>>40890637
Dead little girl erotic

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>>40890644

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>>40891453
this one is better

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>>40891925
that oni tummy needs improving

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>>40891465
Indeed.

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Good morning sirs

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horc

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>>40894005
WAAAGH!

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Good morning sirs

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>>40894000
>>40894153
SHIT someone posted the same thing as me, Jinkomind fuck

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>40894035
no

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>>40894164
Do the needful sir

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>>40894164
every jinko husband is connected by fate

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>>40894153

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>>40894246
>>40894153
i intended to say good morning back, but i forgot. good morning, anon.

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>>40894153
Hello sir.

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>Wiggles antennae

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>>40894261
Pokey-pokey.

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>start writing a story in the morning
>whole day goes by
>have a singular paragraph done
why is this so hard? i just want to write a wonderland story.

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Mating with Ushi-Oni

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>>40894327
but in what position?

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>>40894321
Close your browser bro, just focus on writing

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>>40894335
Cowgirl or standing position.

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>>40894327
Can you fuck spider spinneret?

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>>40894442
Perhaps

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>>40894442
this poses the question if non horse taurs have two pussies

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>>40894461
I hope so. The spider legs look comfy.

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eros is extra based

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>>40894594
>Eros youth leader tries to tell the kids about Eros totally being "based" and "really cool" and that following other gods before them is "really cringe".
How would different MGE religions try to stay hip with the kids?
>Ares: "Guns are really cool, yo."

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>>40891730
I just love the thought of a monster just giving you the most perplexed look after you tell them something totally normal

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>>40892197
Lime slimes are best slimes
I imagine they taste like candied lime

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>>40891730
Those are some of the best kind of stories.

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>>40893422
small idea this one gave me,
>own a fairy nature preserve
>not because nature needs to be preserved, but to keep them out of harms way of normal sized monsters
>you also dont really wanna do sexual acts with them, you just think their wings are cute
>notice them setting up some ritual in the center, but whatever they do this all the time.
>later notice that its looking a little bigger than usual
>roaming the preserve one night after a "big monster" warning popped up on the security cam. looks like the moths again
>run out there with a few flashlights and your "easy rip" pants so you can quickly lure them away.
>are instead meet with your fairies.
>they are now about 1.5 times your size with breasts large enough to suffocate you and thighs that you could sit on like a child
>every single one of them has a very, very hungry and lustful gaze
>after the rape notice that the more gluttonous ones that could eat whole apples before have chubby cheeks and a bit of a belly, but are still good too look at. one of them in particular didnt even join in on the rape, but instead spent the entire time looking at buffets online.
>later that night find her creeping into your room for sex. your last thought before she lunges is that she must have just got too caught up in the idea of being able to properly eat meat now to be horny at first

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>>40894658
>Ocelomeh: 'sacrificial rituals are based and lustpilled'

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Gooey automaton breasts

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Being offered to a dragon as a virgin sacrifice!

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>>40894856

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>>40894857
>Come here Bōya

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>>40894876
A jacuzzi, I'm already impressed!

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>>40894705
Little girls be bussin fr

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>>40894895
how do you keep fucking following me everywhere on this thread
without fail
leave me alone

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>>40894876
I ain’t a boy, dragon Oba san

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>>40894775
>husband, i have modified the viscosity and density of the fluid in my [breasts], ive also replaced the material in my [thighs] and increased the volume of the material.
>they are now far more enjoyable to the touch than organic [breasts] and [thighs].
>additionally, the [breast] fluid is predicted to be 5000% more nutritious than human milk, as it taps from my internal mana reservoir.
>would you like to start a trial of the changes "now" or "after dinner"?
>selection "now" confirmed
>at any point during this trial please say "one" if you would like me to keep the changes or "two" if you would like me to revert the changes.
>if the trial concludes and a option has not been selected, i will default to option one.

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>>40894876
I sit in her lap of course, but the question is, am I facing her to cuddle and kiss her, or am I facing away so she can hug me from behind and pet me

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Who is your waifu?
Where do you live with them?
What is your house like?
How many kids do you have?

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>>40895047
It's not a house it's a lair
It was on that show Lairz

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>>40895047
Bapho-chan
In her Sabbath's HQ. She's got her own mage's tower that overlooks the city.
Very magical. Also lots of books, scrolls, oddities, and stairs.
Too many to count.

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>>40895062
>goat
>too many children to count
Did you marry Shub-Niggurath

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>>40895071
No, I married Bapho-chan

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>>40895047
>Who is your waifu?
Druella
>Where do you live with them?
Capital city
>What is your house like?
3 story penthouse
>How many kids do you have?
4 for now the 5th is on the way

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>>40895047
i got three, Anna Maria, very motherly wurm nun, Caroline, creepy pervy jabberwock dark mage, and A bogie whose name I havent decided but has a massive ass and thighs
I live with them in a manison
Filled with trophies and belts that I have won from fighting in the pit
so many that each wife has a clan sized litter

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>>40895082
Aiming high anon. You'll have to get there before KC but that guy is less than punctual anyway.

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>>40895174
KC is Bapho-chan

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>>40895197
We would have portals by now

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>>40895224
The portals are on the backburner until the game is out.

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>>40895275
>desperately want to open portals
>but you are autistic so the game must come first in order to give people a interactive introduction to the MGE world.
>but your meaty paws also make coding really hard

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>>40894176
Connected with good taste.

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>>40895301
At least she's a monster girl with ambition.

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>>40895412
Beware, foxes are learning your fetishes now to better appeal to you.

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>>40895436
seems like foxes are either gonna be extremely curvy nuns, sexy teachers, or momsters

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>>40895484
Those going after you will be for sure.
They're going to fill out those outfits quite nicely.

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>>40895436
unfortunately for the tailets my fetishes either involve so much mofu you could use it as a bed combined with a hag body...
or the other option, straight up fat faggotry
the choice is theirs, either figure out how to pump themselves to nine tails and pump those tails to comical sizes, or take the other option.
ah who am i kidding, those dumbasses will take any chance they get to indulge in tofu. mofu bed never.

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>>40895436
Muscle foxes are still a rarity.

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>>40895412
I love monsters in elegant and sexy dresses! I want to have nowhere safe for my eyes to go when they try and flirt with me!

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>>40895504
Hey, you don't know that, some foxes may also get some spells for temporary, bigger mofu for you to enjoy while they get some tofu in return.

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>>40895521
nope, every fox will become extremely short sighted when tofu comes into play. you can quite literally make them run in circles by using directional signs that sat "tofu this way"

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>>40895516
>Local foxes in your area getting buff
>buying up the protein powder and supplements.
>Citizens are confused

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>>40895502
Sounds nice. I also hope they are way taller than me

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>>40895564
They will ensure they are.
You can already here the ara ara

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>>40895536
I'm going to be that dumb Shonen to try this with the local old foxes

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>>40895047
>Who is your waifu?
A mindflayer. No name yet, but she is tall, wears a cloak that covers her eyes, is purple and black, and has big tiddy. She is good at magic, and is very seductive. Very smart. Leveldrained me, so I'm now extra reliant on her and my summons.
>Where do you live with them?
Somewhere underground, with an artifical sun. Theres a huge, underground lake there with lots of undead-abyssal mermaids, who are very nice to me. They have little lights on their heads. I think its somewhere under the Royal Makai, but I'm not sure. I just sort of woke up there one day after she asked if I wanted to live with her.
>What is your house like?
Its a watery underground cave. Its very dark, and I struggle to see, but the bioluminesent stuff and guiding hands help me get around. The aforementioned mermaids show me around sometimes, and ask me to cling to them so I can more easily get from place to place. I sleep on top of my wife, and she sleeps on top of a weird bed of dark purple slime.
The sound of water is omnipresent, because theres a lot of running water and waterfalls. It seems to stretch on forever, and I can breath in that water. Not sure how. The water is always just right, temperature wise, but the cave itself is often cold, so I need to stay either in the water, or near my wife for warmth.
>How many kids do you have?
Three. Two daughters and one son. Triplets.

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>>40894899
My cunny brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than hags
Damn right, it's better than hags
I can teach you, but you'll have to deage

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>ywn unseal an ojousama kitsune that lazes around your house in suggestive positions, treats you like a servant and makes you pamper her

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>>40895516
Just go deep enough into the forest until you reach remote fox settlements

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>>40895611
leave me alone

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>>40895047
>Who is your waifu?
7,5 strong hellhound
>Where do you live with them?
In a lakeside home
>What is your house like?
Pretty nice and clean, unless our younger daughters don't brush, then it gets covered in hair
>how many kids do you have
Eight. A really tall one with white flames, a son, triplets that seem to get along very well, a nerdhound, and twins.

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>>40895702
>lakeside home
extra fucking based. make sure they dont turn it into a lake of fire. they tend to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cheat on Ms. Hakutaku’s test?

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>>40895139
How did you even think of a name for the other two?

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>>40895785
First one I thought of a Spanish name, the second was from the creepiest movie I watched as a kid

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>>40895047
>who is your waifu
An alraune wight. Used to be a ghoul, but she recently wighted.
>where do you live
Never in the same spot for very long. We mostly travel between small Order towns. She's trying to restore the notoriety and renown of her long-lost noble lineage, and we do the bulk of our "recruiting" there. Word's starting to get around as she develops a reputation as an evil cult leader. "Evil" is definitely a stretch, but I like it.
>what is your house like
Half victorian mansion, half botanical garden. Decrepit and spooky all over though. It had fallen into the hands of a former rival of her family's, but we fought, took it back and displaced them. Was one of the first things we did when she Wighted.
>how many kids
None right now, unless you count the followers in the cult. Conquest doesn't lend itself to raising kids. One day, though...

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>>40895897
>Alraune wight who used to be a ghoul
I remember you! Congrats!

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>>40895047
>Who is your waifu?
Officially, a wight named Amelie. Though in reality my duties often extend to 'taking care' of many of her underlings as well. I'm the man of the house and I need to provide energy for them. Amelie herself can be very domineering, including using me like furniture, asking me to clean her and other dominant play; but she's a real hopeless romantic in public and loves spoiling me with expensive gifts and sexy clothes for me to ogle her in.
>Where do you live with them?
Amelie's family home in the mountains. It's a huge gothic palace with hundreds of rooms, even after decades of living there it's still hard to navigate my way around the place. There's a small undead village in the valley.
>What is your house like?
There is a wide variety of spaces inside. Usually the interior is extremely cozy with plenty of small rooms to rest and relax in. The grander rooms are reserved for balls and events, and they are an incredible sight to see. Each wing of the castle has an assigned colour (usually a deep blue, red or green) which can be seen on the furniture, carpets and curtains. It can get pretty chilly in the winter, so the fires are always burning.
>How many kids do you have?
Ever since Amelie learned how to produce children from the liches, she's gone a bit baby crazy. We have twelve girls. I also have two dozen more with various servants, Amelie likes to hand them out as 'rewards' for good behaviour and great achievements. But accidents do happen, especially with those mischievous Liches of hers.

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>>40895047
wisp
black hole
black hole
yes

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>>40895933
Ohayou anon, and thanks!

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>>40895940
>my duties often extend to 'taking care' of her many underlings as well
Bro... Are you saying your wife is also your pimp...?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd wonder where I'd live in mge. Probably somewhere really secluded or high fantasy to get as far away from my old life as possible.

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>>40896048
Not at all. She considers all of her fellow residents as members of the family! It's a very casual arrangement. Any of them can come up to me and ask for my attention. She hasn't gone so far as to present me to her non-undead business partners, yet...

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>>40896058
are you looking for reccomendations? what kind of monsters do you like?

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>>40895062
>>40895098
>>40895139
>>40895584
>>40895702
>>40895897
>>40895940
>>40895952
Post more of these. They're fun to read.

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>>40896099
i know right? thats why i asked the question. people rambling about their waifu is fun to listen to, especially when its little details you dont tend to think about like 'what your house is like'

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>>40896089
If KC had ever released art of the world, maybe. i think he did like four pictures in one of the side books?

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>>40892806
I hate heights but this sort of thing sounds comfy as fuck

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>>40892813
if poseidon stops you from drowning there's a sky deity to keep you from splatting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890637
>Hag stumped by technology again

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>>40896058
>Probably somewhere really secluded or high fantasy to get as far away from my old life as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40895436
It’s true, they know damn well how I respond to skintight latex suits

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>>40895047
>Who is your waifu
Bunyip. No name yet but she's as shy as you'd expect her to be and then some.
>Where do you live
We used to live in the swamp because that's her natural habitat, but I convinced her to move to the rural outskirts of Winterstown. Now I don't have to clean the dirty swamp water out of her fur, and she loves rolling around in the heavy snow.
>What is your house like
Secluded enough not to have to interact with the Winterstown tourists. It's a bit small, but we're comfortable.
>How many kids
None yet, but I look forward to wrangling a bunch of writhing fluff-noodles in the snow with the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>blocks your path

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>>40896177
This is why you get a living as a Tech-husband for hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40896235
i like horned slimes

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>>40896235
i try to club them with my mace

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>>40896213
>no zips
why even bother

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>>40896235
beite a hunk of shit
she a garbage can

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>>40896246
it breaks

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>>40895436
So that's why all these sweaty strong foxes are telling me that they need something to sit on.

[Anonymous No.]

i love this creature

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>>40896310
Exactly, they have learned your tastes and are making their moves.

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>>40896177
AMOGUS

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>>40896235
>Slime boots and stockings
There was never any way but forward.

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>>40895047
>How many kids do you have?
One (it's her)

[Anonymous No.]

Angel milk.

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>>40896191
this gave me a idea but im going to sleep, will type it out the short story when i wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

HORSE FAMILY
PUSSY

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>>40896432
evil angel milk

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>>40896478
Nebulously moral angel milk.

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>>40896517

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>>40896525
how do i milk this

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>>40896585
Make her tits cry ?

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[Anonymous No.]

Has kc made a vtuber design yet?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere wight!

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>>40896475
gross

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>>40890848
being squided is very relaxing

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>>40896517
i NEED a source on this and a yay or nay on whether or not its worth the look

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>>40890848
same

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>>40896920
The artist name is "di yi xing zian" but there is only 2 pictures

[Anonymous No.]

Is succubus in wonderland worth playing? the combat is boring, but some of the scenes ive seen looked great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40896191
Jesus christ this actually hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

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>>40896993
Ah. it looked like a sprite, so i figured it was from a game.

[Anonymous No.]

Which are better? Ocleh rituals or Amazonian rituals?

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>>40897129
ah fuck, im taking a holiday.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40897138
Nevermind, figured it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40895174
I like to think that the monstergirls in the profiles have a suspicious amount of identical sisters. Like Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy in pokemon

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[Anonymous No.]

A different amazon picture, this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897021
No thank you

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>>40897187
Nothing beats this one

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>>40897195

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>>40897205
I'm a fan of that one, but the one I posted has those cool warrior clothes still and a cool sword.

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>>40897205
The smugness of that amazon mocks me

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>>40897129
>Ocelomeh rituals
>Worship Ares with rough public sex
>Tender cuddling an loving missionary in private afterwards

>Amazoness rituals
>Worship Ares with rough public sex
>Sit on your wife's lap afterwards while she receives high-fives and comments on your performance

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>>40894705
>>40897317
>tfw no qt monstergirl to cut out my heart(sexually) at the apex of a pyramid

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>>40897317
>ocelomeh
>ares worship
????

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>>40897206
I vill eat ze Bugg and own nothing but I vill be happy.
>not usually a bugman but that style bugs work for me

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>>40897205
Monster bushes...

[Anonymous No.]

Fall is approaching, which means the weather (and the plants themselves) is changing.

We released a viewfinder app/game with some fruit-themed plant girl variants. One is pretty degenerate, so you may (understandably) skip over that one, but the rest are fairly wholesome.

Check it out if it strikes your fancy. It's free.

https://outismedia.itch.io/fruits-of-the-forest-fruit-girls

[Anonymous No.]

>gives a fox angel genes
>the result is a disillusioned quickshot

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>>40897153
I headcanon that in an (almost) infinitely large MonsterRealm the DL will have made a sufficient number of each species, most generically like their profiles, but with enough random variation for each to be unique, and then others that are outliers from the generic
I figure the profile is like the stereotypical 'zipangu girl' or 'irish girl' etc etc, most will be about that average, some taller shorter thicker thinner shyer bolder, different hair colors etc
>So you currently waifu a named MGE Character, but so do a thousand other otakus around the world, and she can't waifu you all - when the Portal opens there will be a girl very like her outwardly, but different in ways that actually fit you better that you probably dont even realise yet - e.g. you think you want the current Queen of the Jinkos, but this girl is the rightful heir struggling to regain her crown, or the 2nd daughter who has let her sister have the throne and retired to a tranquil garden - whatever will fit you better.
When it's my chance, I'm just going to dive thru the Portal, do a flip on the way, and trust to DL Magic to land balls-deep in my fated waifu.

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>>40897406
>fall is approaching
Please tell that to my local ice queen because apparently she didn't get the fucking memo
And thanks for the update

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>>40897406
Neat.

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>>40893861
I see.

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>>40897374
>"Il ne faut pas avoir peur"

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>>40897476
And this is bad how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897605
Cute monster girl picture

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>>40897623
Hope I will not get banned for that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897580
>tits on suika

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>>40897623
It is a monster at least. Just the bad kind, like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897662
do not compare cheshire to whatever that thing was. cheshire is perfect and i love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897671
You will marry the cat and you will be happy.

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>>40897691
Thats the plan. I say that, I still cant choose just one. I'm weak.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna rebuff this dumb cat with pure indifference to her pranks

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>>40897406
>Blueberry
That one blindsided me, considering how... tame the others are.

Strawberry best girl, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897698
You just haven't imagined your life together enough, one will always win out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897187
Toned warrior girl bodies are just an another type of female treasure that's made to be dominated and bred by men, amazons and ocelomehs need rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897757

>redneck strawberry
>not tsun coconut

Shit taste.

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>>40897745
>everybody wants to stonewall Cheshire's pranks
>nobody wants to retaliate with their own pranks
poor girl just wants a good old fashioned prank war

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>>40897757
what happens in the blueberry one

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>>40897745
>Gonna rebuff this dumb cat
I misread rebuff as re-buff. Now I'm imagining an eight-foot-tall cheshire with the body of a jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897937
Bukkake. Blueberry girl gargles the semen and asks for more.

Not my thing, but the rest of it is neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897896
She should just go make friends with another chesire and have a prank war with her then.

[Anonymous No.]

For the very low price of surrendering your body and soul to her for eternity you will receive unconditional love and all the mofu you can huff. So what are you waiting for? It is a privilege and an honor to be a mofuslave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897896
Prank war sounds very childish. I'm not sure I could do it

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make cheshire-chan stop laughing at my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898078
You can't, meme cats will laugh at your dick no matter what size it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40895047
>Hellhound
>A rape cave
>Some simple furniture and working on getting indoor plumbing
>5 and counting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898078
use binding charms on her to prevent teleportation and movement
drink the horsecock potion. ALL of it, in one go
watch her smirk turn into pure fear with a hint of arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898059
But I'm Romanian, so...

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>>40890637

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>>40898102
>Mamano mana makes your dick the perfect size for her
>She mocks its size
So cruel

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40898261
Thats the return prank.
>Chesh mocks Anon for a tiny d.
>Anon gets worried.
>goes to get a HugeDikk Potion.
>gets 2 just to be sure
>Anon comes back with D that would scare a Centaur
>Chesh starts to spaghetti because that D is going to totally mess her up
Payback time

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>>40898333
You can't hurt a monster with sex, dumbo. You should just rub her hair the wrong way instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40897783
i have. a lot. with several girls. doesnt help. and harems make me feel guilty. its a mix of a self worth thing and a guilt for lack of ability to be with that many people.

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>>40898261
>>Mamano mana makes your dick the perfect size for her
>it turns smaller
If you know how it works, you should be the one mocking her.
>>40898284
Good Mino wife that deserves to get frenched.

[Anonymous No.]

Death is the road to awe.

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>>40898375
First time, Anon and his waifu are going to be scaled to match.
Now he's going to open her so wide, he'll need to keep on the potions until he naturally incubizes and she matches so theyre aligned again.

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>>40895047
>Who is your waifu
A wight named Elizabeth. She's quite sadistic, but she's sweet in a fumbling at being evil sort of way.
>Where do you live with them
In a small home a short distance from our mansion. The mansion isn't where we live since it's rigged much like a Resident Evil mansion. Traps, undead (cute!) horrors, and general anti-adventurer measures galore.
>What is your house like
It's a lovely, single room cottage. We keep a separate little bathhouse for soaking. Right outside our bead curtain doorway, we keep a jiko for me to cook breakfast for my girls.
>How many kids do you have
2 for now- Caroline, and recently, Atropos. The former is a wight, the latter is a lich.

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>>40898333
>>40898419
So Anon's Chesh waifu has to keep buying him potions or now his natural D is too small for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898405
That's why you get a harem of close friends or family members. Spending time with your harem together instead of dividing your time amongst them makes a harem far more palatable to me.

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>>40895047
>Amy Love gameshow host
>downtown lower east side
>penthouse on top of a seven story building
>there's one in the works but she wants more (and so do I)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898468
I didn't know you had a second daughteru, wightfag. Any images of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40896478
I don't know man, she doesn't look too evil to me, I mean her wings are still white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40896996
>dumb Anon can't read much or else he gets the headaches again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40896334
It's like she knows everyone is going to roll for her... dammit, I wanted Morgan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898546
It's understandable, since she was worked on for about 2 years. That instrument is her Kithara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898599
Just get both with the power of luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898609
I wasn't really planning on rolling for Ibuki. Did Morgan get announced or something? She's no Atalante/Alter but she'd be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898621
Are you NA or JP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898632
NA but I keep up with the JP stuff. I'm saving for Koyanskaya now.

[Anonymous No.]

I crave the forbidden hellhound mofu, pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898641
You have around a year for Morrigan.
Two years for Summer ibuki
I 'think' maybe a few months for Normal Ibuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890637
This gives a whole new meaning to "fuck the police". If all cops looked like that there would be no crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898666
Yeah, I just meant a summer Morgan would be neat. I checked the summer 2022 picks and they're okay. Always liked Hildr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898659
>forbidden mofu
and it all started from
>I'll just sniff this fluffy tail once so I know I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898659
Before or after she works? This is important Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898688
There would still be crime, but only bad enough to get you in contact with a single police woman. Dating tactics in the post DOTR world are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898692
Ah, thats what you meant.
Morrigan is too new to get a summer servant, same with the other Fae gals.
God, that's going to be a full summer when that lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898706
Yes, but mostly after, that suit gets stuffy, ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40894261
>touch the antennae

[Anonymous No.]

So I forwarded everyone here's information to the MGE World and told them you all want petite dormouse wives, myself included.

So uh, I guess you're all getting dormouse wives. Sorry if you don't like them, but uh, that's what you're getting. They made it sound like this is everyone's only chance at a monster wife until the portals formally open which they said would probably take a couple decades. So yeah, please treat her nice!

I almost went full shithead and told them cu siths, but I thought better of it because I didn't want to get stuck with one either

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898744
Thanks for stealing my chance at a cait sith wife, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, i already have my three wives, see ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898764
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898710
>rob a bank cus you need that dough to get more venom for your addiction
>Officer Mandy Core walks in telling you to calm down and get on the ground
>you do as you're told and think you're being taken to jail
>she takes you back to her house
>which is exactly the same house as your venom dealer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898744
They can try taking me away from a Lilim.
Keyword here is TRY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898772
>>40898801
You don't have wives yet. Just imaginary waifus. I'm talking about the real deal. Expect your sleep mouse in a week or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898839
Somewhere a cait sith is crying and it's your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898666
>>40898714
>Morrigan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898876
Fuck, spreadsheets are messing with my spelling now.
That being said, she wears that costume well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40895047
>Who is your waifu?
Shirohebi named Yuna. She's a sweet and caring hebi but has dark desires underneath

>Where do you live with them?
Currently in the countryside, few miles from the city.

>What is your house like?
Pretty much a standard villa, it has enough space for hebis wandering free without feeling cramped

>How many kids do you have?
Two daughters, the eldest sister named Nico who's the cheerful and energetic one. And Ami who's the calm and quiet one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898856
Haha oops

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40898975
When are you getting more daughterus?

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[Anonymous No.]

I hate talking about my daughterus because I'm so scared you guys will call dibs on my little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899062
dibs

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>>40899062
Not a problem with mine, they've probably called dibs on you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899062
If you fear that, one can deduce they must be pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899018
Not sure, whenever I want more daughterus or not it's my wife who makes the decision. Though it's always a guarantee that she wants more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899131
Look at how pleased the momma hellwan is with herself

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>>40899189
We need more baby pictures of MGs they're too damn cute and it's making my diabetes flare up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899062
easy solution is to fuck them yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899196
Because she gets to show off in front of the rest of her pack how much her husband loves her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899204
I agree those moments are precious
Also the display of motherhood is beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899211
Listen I can do stepmoms and wine aunts but as for actual blood relative incest is disgusting to me and that is a line I'll never cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899204
Bringing more cute rapists into this world is a worthy cause

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>>40899204
Has there ever been a picture made of a smug MG holding her baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898604
That's a great character sheet. Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899204

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>>40898604
She's cute, did you dig her up yourself? Or did she just show up at your house one day and your waifu liked her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899278
Even worse if it's your daughter. Some of you shouldn't be allowed to have wives, not if you're going to try fucking your kids. Fatherhood is sacred, and that shit is degenerate on so many levels. Should be blacklisted right alongside NTR. Same goes for moms fucking their sons.

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>>40899492
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899513
I 100%, 1000% have no tolerance for people like you and would wholeheartedly beat the piss out of you in real life. Day of the rope is coming for degenerates like you. Just wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899513
Bapho doesn't count, she's like a million years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899535

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>>40899492
>>40899535
Calm down Anon. You're right, fatherhood is sacred and most of these clowns don't deserve to be called 'papa' by their ilk. Just hang your head high knowing you're not going to fuck up your children's emotional, behavioral, and mental health.

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>>40899575
>Just hang your head high knowing you're not going to fuck up your children's emotional, behavioral, and mental health.
He'd likely still manage that in some other way lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899575
He sounds like the person who tries to keep his precious daughter sheltered. If you forget that she's a succubus always on the prowl for cock and lock her away from the boys all you get is the secret incest ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Story going well. Cheshires involved. Including other monsters, but cant decide who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899642
either that or a christmas cake factory.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you met your cuddle quota today annon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899535
internet tough guys still exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899675
Can I take a tour of the Christmas cake factory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899685
Several times over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899706
guided tours only. the owners a little weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899687
pretty based though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899685
No because I'm a sad cuddle addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899716
I'm breaking in and finding out what they exactly put in the cakes to make them so damn sweet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899642
>dad thinks it's disgusting to want to fuck your own daughter? he must be weird and controlling, trying to shelter her forever!
Do you listen to yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899675
>christmas cake factory
He's doing God's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899742
No, I only listen to foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

why do you guys think fucking your daughter is some certain in MGE? It's a fucking wish fulfillment setting if that ain't your thing she'll just find a boy her age and you'll have a normal relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899791
what do they say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899799
KC tweeted that it can happen if you fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899833
Anon the entire point of MGE is shit ain't gonna happen if you don't want it and his tweets aren't gospel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899830
Invest in Tofu and Zipangese automobiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899675
I said fucking your own daughter is disgusting, not that it's disgusting to have your daughter fuck nice, respectful men her own goddamn age.

>>40899799
It shouldn't be allowed in MGE same as gays, lesbians, and NTR aren't a thing in this setting. Fucking your kids is honestly worst than all of those, even NTR. NTR is one man destroying another man who he has no connection to, and your betraying you. Fucking your own kids is taking advantage of youthful naivete and traumatizing your own flesh and blood, someone you helped bring into this world and should be able to trust and look up to you. It is the ultimate betrayal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899860
*your wife betraying you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899860
>Fucking your own kids is taking advantage of youthful naivete and traumatizing your own flesh and blood, someone you helped bring into this world and should be able to trust and look up to you. It is the ultimate betrayal.
You do realize that mamono children have a very different mindset from human children?

[Anonymous No.]

HImedere cats, do they Nya-ha-ha or Nyo-ho-ho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899431
https://twitter.com/onetruevegetab1
>>40899446
As cute as that latter idea is, she's my blood daughter. If undead women can get knocked up, then I choose to believe they can have any sort of undead as their kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899860
Show me on the doll where Uncle Gary touched you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899860
>as gays, lesbians
except both of those are in mge.
atleast bother reading up on the setting you're moralfagging for you noisy halfwit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899878
Monsters in general are super different. They're all very open about sex and don't have much interest in the social standing or attractiveness of the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899909
He means people who are attracted exclusively to the same sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899878
Mamano children want the same thing human children want.

>>40899909
Alps aren't gay Liliraune aren't lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899921
Alps anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899860
>Fucking your own kids is taking advantage of youthful naivete and traumatizing your own flesh and blood,
OK
You realize this isn't real right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899923

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>>40899923
>Alps aren't gay
yes they are. that's why they turn female in the first place
>Liliraune aren't lesbian.
yes they are. A yuri pun is even in the name. And thats not even my point considering the main method of corruping females is lesbian sex
Again, read up on the setting you noisy halfwit. You clearly know little more than threadcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899928
Alps stop being gay after turning because they've become biological women, unlike IRL troons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899941
And my point is it shouldn't be permitted in the setting. If KC is going to blacklist gays, lesbians, and NTR, he ought to do the same for fucking your kids because that is the worst of the bunch.

>>40899959
When they alp, they become a woman and stop being a man. Therefore, not gay. Liliraune aren't lesbian because lesbian refers to a female who is exclusively attracted to other females. Learn what words mean instead of wasting my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899959
>>40899973

[Anonymous No.]

>>40891010
Beep boop to you too, my fellow anonymous connoisseur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899995
Go ahead and write a letter to KC about it. I'm pretty sure he'll be moved enough to retcon it.

[Anonymous No.]

alps were a mistake

kc fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899995
>that is the worst of the bunch.
Yes irl .
But we are talking about a porn/waifu setting anon.
You don't think that changes how we evaluate things?

[Anonymous No.]

This reminds me how years ago the higurashi wikia was run by someone who really really hated loli.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899995
In the end it's his setting so he can make those exceptions. I still find it stupid that he bans NTR when you can easily cheat on your monster wife to get a harem and bestiality is a big thing, especially in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899995
>When they alp, they become a woman and stop being a man
and you're gonna gloss over the fact that a guy becomes an alp because he fell in love with a man, ie someone of the same gender as him, you fucking idiot? a gay guy becoming a girl somehow means he wasnt gay?
>lesbian refers to a female who is exclusively attracted to other females
and like alps, they go after cock once they monsterize. lesbo couples double team a single guy even. Same logic-lesbian becoming a bi monster somehow means she wasnt gay?
But it's quite clear you're just another moralfagging shitposter triggered by loli, and nothing I say is gonna get through to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900055
>emg
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900052
i really dont get why or how these idiots end up here. /jp/ is THE loli board after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900061
What he means is that there are no MONSTERS who are exclusively attracted to the same sex. Unmonsterized humans are fair game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899941
The other advantage of a Unicorn waifu is your daughter-fillies are going to remain pure until they each find their own Husbando
>note: the DL made it clear that Mamonos can't harm Anons, but she didn't say anything about Anon-fathers not harming Anons who come creeping around their underdeveloped daughterfus
Yeah, I'm going to be 'thatDad' and no demon-silver

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899885
That's a great theory Anon, we need more anons with undead waifus to test out this theory. For science of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900035
It absolutely changes things. Ordinarily I'd love the prospect of having kids of my own. Being able to nurture them, counsel them in their pitfalls, cheer them in their victories, watch them grow, etc. I'd love it.

Then I read shit like
>>40899941
>>40900018
and it goes right out the window because the pure, wholesome appeal of raising a kid is now tainted by the idea that my kid might go around trying to grope my junk and suck me off when I just want to know how her day at school went.

>>40900052
It's not a loli thing. That's your own flesh and blood.

>>40900061
I'm not glossing over it. The guy who fell in love with another man was another human male, not an alp. We're talking about monster x human relationships here. I assume NTR is alive and well with human women.

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>>40900110
>because the pure, wholesome appeal of raising a kid is now tainted by the idea that my kid might go around trying to grope my junk and suck me off when I just want to know how her day at school went.
how the fuck....? it's almost like you go out of your way to be miserable in a wish fulfillment fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900055
Second season when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900072
>i really dont get why or how these idiots end up here
Possibly /monster/ runoff. When I tried that place one of the things that struck me was the intense seething over daughteru dicking in MGE.
Or just the usual subhumans (successfully) derailing the thread for their own amusement, who knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900145
thankfully never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900143
>like you go out of your way to be miserable in a wish fulfillment fantasy
/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry for speaking my opinion on incest. I'll never do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900052
>>40900072
>>40900110
Just to add to this, I again don't give a fuck about loli. It's not my thing, but if it's yours, then fine.

>>40900143
If you're saying I should just not think about it, well the same could be done with NTR, gays, and lesbians. Just don't think about NTR, or gay men, or lesbian men. It's your wish-fulfillment fantasy, right? So just don't think about them and they don't exist. Yet KC outright blacklisted them. Same could be done with incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900143
>it's almost like you go out of your way to be miserable in a wish fulfillment fantasy
read some comments on MGE stores on someof the other boards, this man is not alone

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40900180
>MGE stores

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900084
That's how you get a miserable daughteru and a life sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900190
I meant stories anon
Yes I know she's staring at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900161
>>40900180
I don't visit /tg/ or any other monster girl communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900203
could have fooled me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900180
Just nutshell some comments, im not going to FF.net to fish for salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900199
Who's staring at you Anon? Did Haku-sensei do "it" again and tie you to a chair for actual remedial lessons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40899860
But I want to traumatize and ruin my daughters, they're horny sluts in the making and my wife's near fucking clones that barely inherit anything from me instead of sons I wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write another story give me a good idea for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900072
personally i hate loli, but theres nowhere better to go to talk about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

gazer is my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Funny prank ideas to play on monstergirls!
>go to the desert region and hold up a sign that says "HOMELESS PLEASE HELP"
>walk around Royal Makai in a templar costume
>stick your finger in a manticore's tail when she's not looking
>spray perfume on your jacket and come home late to your hebi wife
>spike a hellhounds food/drink with both raging mushrooms and a doppelganger potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900208
Don't give me that shit. This isn't about me not being able to turn a blind eye to a fetish. It's about me not being able to turn a blind eye to a fetish you think is normal. KC hates NTR so much he wrote it out of the setting entirely alongside lesbians and gays. If he hadn't, he'd be right here with me doing the same shit except he'd be shitposting about those things instead of incest. Now go ahead and call KC a /tg/ tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900236
I wanted to do one on an explorer finding an eldritch ruin and meeting an atlach.

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>>40900176
>Just don't think about NTR, or gay men, or lesbian men.
It's for those reasons we have Eros, Mara, Alps, lilliraunes and harem orgies-so we dont have to.
But hey, if you dont like the setting, feel free to headcanon it as you want. Or fuck off. It's not gonna change for your whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900221
if I know FF.net right, its just a bunch of hooligans demanding blood and prasing an auther anytime monsters get fucked or their worldveiw is challenged, the more brutal the better.

and then theres this from a pasta

>And the women who latched onto her for...nothing but dick really should go to show you how insidious manamo are, with how the corruption twisted their flaws and amplified their feelings, causing them to double down on their mental issues until they started projecting on everyone else, like the echidna lady in canon who thinks all women are bad and need to turn into manamo breeder slaves because her mom walked out on her dad, instead of you know, making her realize not everyone's the same and actually brightening her worldview.

>Or Wilmarina, who became obsessed with Elt after being turned instead of developing a social life now that her pa is gone. It'd be in character for her to be completely apathetic to everyone else, and I suspect Author is going to bring this up when she realizes how crazy everyone is after Druella got to em.

>Elts harem in lore is nuttier than squirrel shit, and Druella doesn't seem to realize how badly she warped their issues and made it everyone else issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900237
>but theres nowhere better to go to talk about monster girls.
Maybe there would be for you, considering how these threads seem to be slowly getting infested with normalfag level brainlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900248
>This isn't about me not being able to turn a blind eye to a fetish
it is EXACTLY that, with you trying to justify it as "this fetish is reprehensible, so remove it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900236
creepy kiki mansion
Husband and wife buy expesnive mansion thats curst and the wife turns into a kikimra becuase reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900242
Gazers are pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900279
If it's that, then KC is guilty of the same thing as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900236
Darkest Dungeon but shog

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>>40900292
>then KC is guilty of the same thing as me.
.....which is what, exactly?
you're dont sound like you're pretending, so this should be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40892623
>>40892663


Reminds me of Lady K & The Sick Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900321
Removing a fetish because he considered it reprehensible.

Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900248
>>40900292
>>40900334
Except that KC is the person who actually controls the setting, while you're just a random anon on a Laotian Yugo appreciation board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900349
Not relevant.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40900359
it is. you're just some random retard whining how the creator of the setting should accomodate your sensibilities and fetishes. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900373
Why shouldn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890637
Does it count as assault if I start to eat out officer zombie when she's sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900373
Nope. Not relevant.

Anon said I'm a /tg/ tourist because I'd rather remove fetishes I find reprehensible instead of ignoring them. And that's literally what KC did. Instead of letting MGE universe mirror our own for better or worse, he conjured contrived, unnatural rules by which he could write gays, lesbians, and NTR out of his setting. Just because he found them that reprehensible.

Same exact shit. If I'm /tg/ then so is he.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900366
Now I have a hankering for sushi.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900397
>And that's literally what KC did.
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900383
>>40900397
KC thinks its normal. Your opinion on how he should've designed his setting is what's irrelevant here.
If you have a problem with that, just ignore it as this is a wish fulfilment fantasy. If you cant do that, the door's right there.

And that is how you checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900405
Why vampires? There's so many undead girls that need love too! Unless this is a trick by Dhampirs to make more vampires for them to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900414
it's romantic to have your blood sucked by your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900397
>pondering what elements will go into your own fictional setting is the same as trying to dictate how someone else should make their fictional setting

[Anonymous No.]

Will you help this poor fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900397
This is a thread that focuses mostly on KC's setting and characters - he can do whatever he likes with it. Feel free to make your own concepts if you have such a big problem with his work. Otherwise shut up and fuck off. Nobody is going to change how they post to accommodate a raging faggot like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900421
Yeah I'll find some clothes for her to wear! She must be cold out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900408
Instead of having to put forth an effort to ignore things he didn't like, KC wrote them out of the setting.

>>40900411
Wrong.

Is MGE any less of a wish fulfillment fantasy of KC leaves NTR, gays, and lesbians in it? No, it's exactly the same, along with his capacity to ignore those things as he sees fit. Instead of taking advantage of his wish fulfillment setting and ignoring those things, he wrote them out. He did the same thing I'm advocating.

That is how you checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900405
yes sir, will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900419
>>40900435
I'm not asking for other people to change how they post. This is purely because that retard called me a /tg/ tourist for doing the same shit the creator of this setting did. I will continue posting until that retard gets out here and admits that I've rhetorically stomped his ass. Seems like the fucker wants to sit back and let anons fight his battles for him though. Talked shit and then scurried behind a wall like a roach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900440
>Is MGE any less of a wish fulfillment fantasy of KC leaves NTR, gays, and lesbians in it?
MGE is a wish fulfillment fantasy for heterosexual males free of mind poison, clearly you have to be missing one of those when you're still going on with this argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900440
>Instead of taking advantage of his wish fulfillment setting and ignoring those things, he wrote them out. He did the same thing I'm advocating.
Yeah? KC read what you're advocating for. And here's his response:
>No lol because I like daughteru dicking. Get fucked faggot.
And with that, you're entirely out of arguments to make. Run along back to /tg/ now, you've derailed the thread long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40895651
Sauce?

Google and yandex are failing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900463
>This is purely because that retard called me a /tg/ tourist for doing the same shit the creator of this setting did
I'm pretty sure KC doesn't hang around image boards and demand that the authors of his favorite works remove shit that he doesn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900464
Irrelevant and baseless ad hominem.

>>40900466
Also irrelevant.

This is the effort your combined responses warranted. Next you'll probably resort to saying I'm just baiting. Really, I'm just done wasting my time. If you have an actual argument, I will gladly respond. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and be on your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900484
No, he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900481
https://exhentai.org/g/1503478/e0649db5d1/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900484
You should read his twitter sometime. But nah, I'm the wkrst, right? I'm the /tg/ tourist for having convictions, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900499
>>40900486
you're the /tg/ tourist for expecting others to bend to your convictions, yeah
the display of spiteful autism isnt doing you any favors either

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900486
>Irrelevant and baseless ad hominem.
It's relevant because you seem to be on a fundamental level incapable of understanding the source material. Based on that, you probably aren't in the target audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900499
You do know that MGE is the ultimate wish fullfillment setting that does its own 'censorship' to you? If you really really don't want X to happen to you it would not, simple as that. That's why the 'rape' in true sense never could happen in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900508
I never said I expected anyone to bend to my convictions. I expressed a simple desire, but never expected anything to come of it.

>>40900513
I understand it just fine.

>>40900520
And yet KC still wrote a bunch of shit out because he personally didn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

leave this dude alone already, And post some hot p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

Oh are we talking nonsense? Can I join in?
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED GOLD RODGER, WHO WAS KING OF-

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900529
He wouldn't have gone to that extreme if people - especially from western """fandom""" - didn't try to make his setting as grimderp and cuck-oriented as possible and try to keep that shoved at his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900551
Truly the Pirates across that straight are strange ladies....and the navy isn't much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900536
This is a pig built for making a tribe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900536
That dude here, and this is probably your best bet. Not only do I have absolutely unwavering faith in my position but I have the autism to outlast any of you in this argument. Unless one of you has some secret trapcard, you will simply not win.

>>40900563
Doesn't matter why he did it or who/where the pressure came from. He still did it. Also, NTR is bigger in japan than in the west. Dark souls also comes from japan, not the west.

[Anonymous No.]

i do not care about such an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900596
What I meant is if people is not personally attacking you with unwanted fetishes you should stop whining about it like a little bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900536
Things would be so different if Ms. P'Orc was my onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900596
You're definitely a /tg/ tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900551
What was he a king of? Finish the limerick Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna bite her neck while pounding her pussy pussy. 'Cause she's a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900627
That's exactly what happened when I expressed my distaste towards incest. Predictably, they replied with incest propaganda.

>>40900652
Wrong.

But let's set that aside. Your entire post rests on an unprovable hypothesis. You can't prove I'm a /tg/ tourist. I can't prove I'm not a /tg/ tourist. It is a waste of time, yours and mine alike, to posit it one way or the other in this context.

If you don't have shit to say then don't say shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900675
>disagreeing with someone online is same as receiving hate mails and death threats
you'll fit right into rebbit or tumblr with that snowflake mentality, I'm sure

[Anonymous No.]

This is genuinely the best monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900704
an ant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900704
shit I grabbed the thumbnail accidentally, here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900675
>You can't prove I'm a /tg/ tourist
Yeah, but you can. And you have. This brand of autism is unique to that shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900652
He definitely types like a tourist for sure. I'm putting my money down on him being that guy who spams EMG images or other gachashit though because of the way he types.

[Anonymous No.]

Mysterious mentor Lim-san! She'll make a hero out of you yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900730
What? Why is emg being dragged unto this?

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be canonical to say that monster/order fights do sometimes end in fatalities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900701
Categorically yeah, they are the same. They're just empty words.

>>40900723
Evidently not because I've never been. I'm ignoring you from this point forward unless you posit something worth responding to.

Don't even know EMG is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900529
>I never said I expected anyone to bend to my convictions
>>40900176
>Yet KC outright blacklisted them. Same could be done with incest.
At this point I feel bad, like Im bullying a tard. Probably because I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900749
yes, as an entry from MGE goes something like 'mgs seldom kill because of how they do not want to harm humans but they would do anything to protect their loved ones' iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900747
>Why is emg being dragged unto this?
Guy sperging out has a similar typing style to the same guy that would spam EMG images when another anon would call him a fag. He thought people preferred him intentionally pissing off another sperg instead of people just calling both of them faggots for annoying everyone. Point being is this new guy and the guy I'm referring to from the past both have a similar thought process of everyone else being wrong and only he is correct during an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900749
Yeah but they get brought back from the dead later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900750
sure sure, I hope your inbox gets flooded with incest porns and daughter dickings because they are all empty words, right? Come back to bitch and whine about how you want to ban incest when that happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900765
I wasn't asking KC to blacklist incest, retard. Is KC here right now? In what fucking world would this thread be the place to go if I wanted to lobby for KC to change his fucking setting?

The argument was that KC was already blacklisting certain fetishing according to his personal opinion and it was possible that he could do the same to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>And yet again, loli unearthes and triggers another shitposter
I feel like the threads should start with loli from now on, just to trigger and flush these morons out asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900652
calling everyone a tourist is what a tourist would do

[Anonymous No.]

>KC was already blacklisting certain fetishing according to his personal opinion
>and it was possible that he could do the same to others according to his personal opinion
the /tg/fag has admitted that unlike KC, his opinion on the setting is irrelevant, gents. Feel free to ignore his sperging from this point on.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Because KC, the literal creator of the setting, wanted it to not include specific fetishes, I, a random Anon on the internet in /jp/ of all places, will do the same and push my distaste for certain fetishes onto others because I am morally superior to them, therefore my tastes should be the only one that matters
Anon, in case you haven't realized, this place is for talking about KC's own setting, which DOES contain incest whether you like it or not. If its that much of a hangup, why don't you just headcanon your own setting then without the dreaded, spooky, incest tag like the NTR/monster boy fags have, and circle-jerk your work somewhere else?
Or, if you are going to stay here, just post monster girl content that's on topic with KC's established setting and either keep your incest hate to yourself and/or filter out posts about such. Because no matter how much you seethe on an anonymous board for weebs, KC isn't getting rid of incest NOR are you going to stop anons from posting it, you just piss others off. In fact, I'm half-tempted to just flood the board with ON-TOPIC incest art/fics because of you, and I'm sure other anons would love to do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900884
>why don't you just headcanon your own setting then without the dreaded, spooky, incest tag
But he doesn't even need to, incest isn't going to happen if he has such an aversion to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900723
>>40900730
I'm curious.

Let's say I was a /tg/ tourist. What now? Gonna tell me to fuck off and leave? Screech the "setting isn't for you, you don't get it!" Really?

Why are you even replying to me if that's the cumulative sum of what you have to offer here? Fuck, dude.

>>40900810
Yes. Empty words.

>>40900815
It was never about loli. I've been between /a/ and /jp/ for over a decade. Unlike most of you people I lived in japan, for nearly 10 years.

>>40900854
I know you think this is some big gotcha moment, but we went through this same song and dancw hours ago. Here
>>40900349

It was irrelevant then and still is.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna call Ms Lich a stinky NEET

[Anonymous No.]

ruh roh

[Anonymous No.]

change my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900884
I'm allowed to say I think incest is degenerate. Same as you're allowed to say how much you want to fuck your kid.

>>40900892
People with aversions to NTR wouldn't be NTR'd. People with aversions to homosexuals wouldn't encounter them.

And yet KC blacklisted them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900405
how is prangent formed?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mom found the onahole

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bully Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900919
KC has an IP to protect, and those who like those fetishes tend to invade fandoms and chase out the original fans and demand the creator make changes to his work to suit their demands, all the while never purchasing anything and chasing away paying customers. KC was right to black list those fetishes because those that like them are a cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

Angels are really easy to impress huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900945
Easy now anon, I think we've fed our pet /tg/ retard enough (you)s for one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900919
You might run into other families that have incest, but you and yours wouldn't. It's not that bad, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900945
I don't buy that at all. Don't know about homosexuality, but KC absolutely and sincerely loathes NTR. I do too, and don't understand the fixation from eastern and western fandom. Anyway though, it's not like KC blacklisting NTR stopped NTR fetishists from clogging up his DM's with NTR porn and remarks about how much they want cucking to be canon. In fact, they're probably even more obnoxious towards him because KC blacklisted their degenerate fetish. Can we agree on that at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900918
Your C list is just a fucking rainbow.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine you were cursed to have a phantom and her ghost singers making your theme song as well as bossfights

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900971
I understand. But how is that any different than the would-be status quo for NTR and homosexuality if KC hadn't blacklisted them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900959
I can't resist it anon, I fucking hate them.
>>40900974
I agree with you on nothing, they are a cancer and must infect healthy fandoms to exert their influence in an attempt to normalize it, it's not about the fandom in question they just see it as a means to an end, that's why they are so pervasive in nearly all mediums. KC is right to resist them as giving them an inch will just destroy his work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900918
>basilisk at bottom
what'd they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900918
What's wrong with devils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901001
I, too, absolutely despise NTRfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900918
wheres wurms? is it the fact you cant see true beauty is why you love gazer so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901001
You didn't contradict a single thing I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901028
the worm girl isn't on that page. Do you like worms because they're blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900981
that's just what separates slime girls for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901057
You know wurms? the dragon kind? and no they aint blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900982
Listen, if a Phantom can't give me a Xenoblade soundtrack for my adventure meeting my wife and all my new friends I don't even want her doing the job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901001
>>40901029
Not only did you fail to contradict a single thing that I said, but your arguments are so fucking general that many permitted fetishes fall under the same umbrella.
>must infect healthy fandoms to exert their influence in an attempt to normalize it
Sounds a whole lot like loli and fucking your kids to me. Earlier in the thread, when I said incest was degenerate, what was others' response? Reply to me with incest propaganda. Warp my argument and try to force it down my throat anyways in an attempt to make me sound deranged for not fantasizing about fucking my down daughter.

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>>40901076
she will also play the music while you two fuck and she will be watching you do it as well

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>>40901071
B/A tier.

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>>40901088
You cant deny how cute wurms can be

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>>40901093
still a tier below some others but atleast they're not a monstergirl thats just a human wearing a TF2 cosmetic.

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>>40901107
thats a quite a way of putting it

[Anonymous No.]

Elf milk

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>>40901087
Dumb overrated ghost, gonna throw salt at her

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>>40901123
aint gonna just be a phantom, its her and her choir of ghosts singing

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>>40901116
elves are tree hugging faggots who get lava dumped on them every time they come to the fortress to whine at me.

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>>40901135
they're all getting salted!

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>>40901001
And it doesn't fucking matter if incest isn't as immoral in MGE because monster girl brains aren't the same as human girl brains. It doesn't, because you're not going into MGE with a predisposition towards fucking your own kid if you don't already have that sort of stance outside of MGE, in the real world. If you can have a harem of perfect wives in MGE, yet you choose to fantasize about fucking your own kid it's because you have that same fucking degenerate fixation in real life.

And since, apparently anyway, NTR and homosexuality can't be permitted in MGE because the fans of those fetishes are cancer, NOT because the fetishes themselves are cancer, then the matter in question becomes how cancerous and degenerate the fans of incest are, not whether or not incest is or isn't degenerate in the context of MGE.

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>>40901141
look anon, if you hate her performance that much, atleastgo all the way and pelt her with rotten eggs and tomatoes instead

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>>40901151
Salt doesn't smell during sex though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901116
I love bows in long hair

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>>40896191
>>40896455
alright , here we go
>portals finally open
>along with human men it also brings new technology and new ideas
>among this is energy production.
>previously, monsters only used mana generators for energy needs, they have a low output but for how much technology they had it was enough.
>introduction of earth tech made energy demands sky rocket.
>nuclear was used to fit the demands
>the few monsters that stepped up to the plate became millionaires overnight
>completely dumbfounded with the amount of money, they all became quite greedy.
>every one of them worked to expand their dominance over the market to other things
>the whole group trying to step over each other
>this goes on for a few hundred years
>monster society largely worse than it was before portals, fortunately love allows most to ignore the problems
>but now the monster that started the industrial boom, a fox, is about to get a massive reality check
>as the love for her husband was slowly replaced with greed over those few hundred years, his health started deteriorating.
>eventually one night before dinner she notices that he is having a bit of trouble walking to the table. "whatever..."
>the next night, he needs the support of a wall. "eh..."
>and the night after that, he falls over while trying to sit down. "stupid h- wait no!"
>she finally realized what was going on, she put her company on freeze for the next few months to nurse him back to health.
>afterwards she turned her eyes on her empire. she could finally see the abomination that started from when she first sat in awe at the cities of the human world, with towers of glass and automatic facilities that would put a automaton to shame.
>all the pain among the small people who just wanted to live, mana cant fill every need. those were the ones her group had exploited
>the greed from the top also crept down, every day more and more couples were more concerned with money than love.
>and the others that were just like her. all of their husbands will face a ill fate if they dont snap out of it. which they wouldnt, considering all of them just laughed at her for putting love first.
>she couldnt stop this with just money, the media and the others too powerful for hers alone to make a difference
>she had a kiki servant she had from the old days dust off her old outfit as she burned away the now disgusting business suit.
>as the kiki left she said "we've been waiting 600 years for this mistress, glad to see you are finally back."
>a wicked smile was now on her face, she missed the title mistress.
>now the fox looked out of the window on her skyscraper, she could see the whole city from here.
>she could also see the towers of the others, the ones that have also "fought" for the top.
>she always shunned the foxes that got sealed away for causing mass destruction, saying that they should have known better than to disrupt the masses.
>but she understood them now, they fought not too hurt the masses but to fight for their love, every single one had fought a tyrannical evil that disrupted love
>as she stared at her domain the beginnings of flames formed in the palm of her hands and the color of her eyes shifted from a ocean blue to a deep red. the sky in the area turning a shade or two darker due to her now dangerous mana dispersing into the region
>her mind was filled with a final resolve. before acting she spoke one final thing:
>"what do you think, husband. its been quite a while since a good calamity hasnt it?"

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cop zombiegirl to kneel on my neck. I would be looking up her panties as I breath in that pussy air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901187
Fuck off.

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>>40899062
I feel the opposite.
I'm learning to draw specifically so I can share my lovely girls with the world. So everyone can see how lovely they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900238
! !

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>>40901187
I think people might have been expecting more a story about living in a lakeside house in mge land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901256
no it was the image that gave me the idea, if it was the lakeside house i would have replied to that message earlier

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

touch the cow

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>>40901274
usually they tell me when to touch as well so i'm not sure how to proceed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901274
Maybe later

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>>40901274
didnt they still give her a low review.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cheer up a lilim after beating her 57 times in a row never getting hit and maintaining a smokin' sexy style rank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900405
have and will.

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>>40900918
I dont want to change your mind. You have great taste. I like slimes, so I'd put them a bit further up, but generally speaking, great taste. You've also made me want a slime rainbow harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901370
throw the next fight so she can do that defeat scene that she has been practicing on you.

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>>40901399
either this>>40901399
or just asking her to be your muse

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>>40901402
whoa, cold

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>>40901370
Fight her with Beowulf only, to make it fair. No Hell On Earth either.

[Anonymous No.]

I seek a comfortable position

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>>40901421
>imagine not using your hands to wrestle a lim into submission
and you say your a gamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901430
Beowulf is literally hands and feet.

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>>40901410
Bees and hornets are all well and good, but we forget a lot. What about wasps? What about the more specific subspecies? What about the tarantuala hawks? good post btw, i like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901438
wrestle her, anon. and make her tap out
>>40901442
>tarantuala hawks
poor ushi onis

[Anonymous No.]

the average 4channer is an autist.
the average (monster)girl don't want autists.

What kind of monstergirl wants a high functioning autist bf/husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901453
Go away, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901447
>wrestle her
I don't have cool blue wings, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901453
>>40901453
>What kind of monstergirl wants a high functioning autist bf/husbando?

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>>40901370
Royal guard only. Make it fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901467
what ya typed that response with, your normal hands, use them to grapple her and have an intense ground fight that gets the both of you very hot and bothered

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901479
im an armlet. built like slenderman. my best hope is the wings.

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>>40901474
Rapidly swap between styles to intimidate her.

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>>40901463
>pic
>>40901473
who else?

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>>40901489
thats why she get her first win on you
>>40901491
we are trying to cheer her up, not get her even more down in the dumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901453
Your wife loves you so clearly monster girls do love turbo autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901491
tricroysworguroyswotrisworroyguntriswordroy-

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>>40901498
No see, heres how it works, you just keep doing it, then she gets mad, and smacks you with a spell thinking you got overconfident and she won legitimately.

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>>40901498
>she gets her first win on you
it would be an honour to help her get beyond level 3.

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>>40901506
anon, she aint stupid
>>40901514
its gonna take a long time

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>>40901493
Sometimes raydom and demon good not polyester ,polyester not good thats why raydom and demon.

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>>40901453
KC has already said that monsters love lonely otaku incels.
I'm not sure if anons would be up for the social interaction a mate requires but that's why the smart anons pick up an aspie Cheshire cat or anubis

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>>40901579
>KC has already said that monsters love lonely otaku incels.
even cwc?

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>>40901587
Go back to your shithole, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about those fruitsheep

[Anonymous No.]

comfi. goodnight anons. sleep is hard but the cows make it easier.

[Anonymous No.]

Cumflate the Shoggoths.

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>>40901698
I wanna be trudging through a maze only to find a Minotaur and her Holst sister taking a nap right in front of the treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901596
why are you being so mean today anon?

[Anonymous No.]

do not the cat, she is busy doing cat things

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898856
>Maid Bapho
Makes me wonder what sorts of weird gimmick Sabbaths there are.

[Anonymous No.]

i like the ninja succs a lot.

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>>40901896
all the gimmicks

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>>40901907
i have an intense desire to bully the old meaty ninja succs that get stuck in the vents

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901938
i have an intense desire to be suprise hugged by a kunoichi and get instalossed by it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901896
I want a pocket baphno

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901907
how can she be stealthy with thighs like that?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40901896
>Maid Sabbath
>Criminal Forensics and Crime Scene Reconstruction Sabbath
>Onee-San Sabbath
>Paleontology Sabbath
>Nihilist Cosmic Horror Sabbath
>Office Lady Sabbath
>Edgy Alternative Music Sabbath
>Sabbath Sabbath
>Tax Evasion Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901979
This is illegal you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902001
>IRS Automatons with demonsilver chainguns have been deployed to your locaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901979
>vtumors

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>>40902009
taxation is theft and she can't scare me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902034
>"So hear me out, Anon can't stop an audit if he's too busy ahegoing to stop us."
And thus a certain tanuki got a promotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40898856
I'm gonna teach this bratty maid some manners!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902009
>>40902034
taxes are shit and i will just turn into a shota so i dont pay taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902074
>"Damn the onee-sabbath stopping us from taxing income on shotas!"

[Anonymous No.]

what are they talking about ??

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902107
Hot guys they didn't have the courage to ask out despite being dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

see ya guys in a few, kinda was a stupid with a knife and cut my leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902171
>Nurse Uni vibrating with panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902107
drunk dragons talking about how they don't need a man until server anon comes by their table and they get real quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901979
>>>/vt/

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>>40902218
christ am I expected to memorize every vtuber just so i dont post them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902244
learn from mistakes

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>>40895047
>Who is your waifu?
Ankarama, an anubis queen who rules a small kingdom in the desert.
>Where do you live with them?
We live in the capital city at the heart of the kingdom. It used to be barren but with the help of magic and prayers to the old gods the river flows again and the area is a lush oasis in the desert.
>What is your house like?
We live in a palace built over the ruins of the old kingdom within the capital city. It was fashioned from the remains of her sister's tomb. It's a large and ornate building with lots of rooms and areas for hosting guests like a banquet hall and a conservatory, but we mostly use a small wing that functions as a villa.
>How many kids do you have?
We have twin heirs, Selky and Iah. Selky is the bossy, passionate and prideful older sister. Iah is the clever, patient and obedient younger sister.

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>>40902107
They've both put on weight and its gone straight to their tails. Are they even capable of flight anymore? Look at those thicc tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902320
! !

[Anonymous No.]

this will keep her busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902381
would've figured her for crunchy

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[Anonymous No.]

The best monsters are at least 8ft tall.

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>>40902430
https://twitter.com/ShamoEro/status/1559011228865163264?s=20&t=WjkQFabhN_TyfawApj4b1Q
you forgot pregnant

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>>40902632
i think she needs a doctor

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>>40902638
Sorry, she's busy

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>>40902554
If she's a Baiken Ochi she should be BIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902804
Listen, if those cups don't wobble and aren't bigger than her head they aren't big enough.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40895611
Every monstergirl vagina will automatically adapt to the be the ultimate ideal vagina for you via mamono mana, so even if you have a diverse harem, it'll all be the same, physically. There is meaningful distinction between holes in MGE. Every hole is the perfect ultimate hole. If that cockroach girl, if she's your waifu.

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>>40902888
Fuck. I meant, there is *NO meaningful distinction between holes.

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>>40902888
i don't think kraken puss and lava golem puss are going to feel the same

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to thank the local gnome for using earth magic to keep the lands fertile.
Even if she accidentally overdoes it and you get some giant ass flowers in your garden.

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>>40902966
Big flowers aren't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

If you adopt a monster but she is actually hundreds of years old then who is grooming who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902966
>big ass alarune in your yard that cat calls you when you leave for work
how troublesome

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>>40903012
The worst bit is the vines are everywhere waiting to nab you

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>>40900421
Great pose to seal an evil fox in. You can do the thing in the follow-up pic until she acknowledges she was a bad fox and regrets her misdeeds.

I love it when hags use modern loanwords they don't fully get.

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>>40903053
the premise is fun. she's immune to damage, not so much to pleasure.

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>>40903010
me cause the only grooming in this house is brushing your hair or teeth

[Anonymous No.]

If Sherlock Holmes was a MG, what species would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902197
im back, still havent got treated, i wonder how good urgent care would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903464
Kolbold or Large Mouse

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>>40903464
Big floppy eared kobold or a mad hatter. Either way her Dr. Watson is going to have a hard time keeping up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903558
How badly did you knick yourself? And depending on where you are the urgent care centers aren't that bad for small things like that. Now if you see bone then, what the fuck are you still reading this for? Go to a damn emergency room!

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>>40902084
>Onee-Sabbath takes a note from the Tax Evasion Sabbath and tries to lobby for tax exemption for their "Onii-Chans"/"Otoutos."
>IRS(abbath) representatives are opposing the notion in the courts of the Legal Sabbath, arguing that pretend little-brothers are still obligated to maintain the civil responsibilities of their true age.
>Discussion grinds to a halt as an unspoken yet important question drifts to the forefront of everyone's minds, one that could hake the very foundational tenets of Sabbath ideology: If "Little Brothers" aren't treated legally as such, then how can "Onii-Chans" be considered as such despite their Baphomets being centuries or millennia older than them?
>Discussions on these topics are whispered through the halls of Sabbath academia, whether they be the Legal Sabbath or any of the Philosophy Sabbaths.
This is extremely stupid but I'm loving the idea. Shit like this being discussed in Baphomet courts as a completely serious legal/philosophical issue sounds hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903765
It was past the fat but not enough to see bone and was around the side of the knee, gonna go tomorrow, also I wonder how hostipals would be different post portal and how treatment would differ

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>>40903464
Kikimora. And Watson would be a Jinko. Shirley Holmes is the only Kikimora who is truly married to her work (it also doesn't help being a high functioning sociopath) and the only person to really ever have the time to deal with her shenanigans is a discharged military medic in her royal majestys army who is really trying not to give Holmes the satisfaction of being in awe of her.

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>>40903464
Cocaine. She would be Cocaine. So much fucking Cocaine.

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>>40903897
So Bogey, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902244
Just ignore the wannabe hall monitor autists. Your pic was fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903464
Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster would be the best surgeon, I think it would be an arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903986
Kraken or Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903997
i can see a mindflayer just being able to knock someone out but kracken? I dont really see them having very fine motor control

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903986
Tapeworm

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>>40904039
i dont think a parasite would help with an open wound

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903986
In general and with the use of healing magic? Probably one with natural aptitude for holy miracles like Angels or, ironically, Dark Priests. Without magic? Automatons by far. They have perfect precision and speed, and can contain all relevant knowledge of medical practices if they have access to it. However, if you mean "What race does the single specific best surgeon belong to," then the answer is probably Baphomet. Greilia is the lead innovating force for medical advancement in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40904059
without magic cause magic can heal pretty quick but I wonder whose hands are the most adept and dexterous. Automantons win in that caterogry but of the organics which can compare

[Anonymous No.]

>>40904094
Shoggoths, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Not quite flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40904094
Either some very dedicated undead surgeon with centuries or experience. Or the standard answer to most of these questions on skill or knowledge, which is any random Haku. They have the composite knowledge of every single one of their (hakutaku) ancestors plus the ability to learn things extremely fast just by touching or seeing something. An ability which their ancestors also had. Hakus, after all, are known in the setting for being experts on everything so they can probably even compete with an Automaton surgeon.

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>>40901147
>>40904094
>I wonder whose hands are the most adept and dexterous.
dwarves
>>40904157
>hakutaku
not necessarily disagreeing, but there is a difference between "knowing' and "doing"

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>>40903847
>also I wonder how hostipals would be different post portal and how treatment would differ
I've thought about this. Probably lots of magic in the emergency department and used for chronic illnesses. I can't see them not continuing to use modern technique where applicable to save mana, but regular doctors would probably become a bit less prized. Also, A++ cosmetic surgery if you can afford it, although potions could probably do some of that as well.

>>40903464
A drug-addicted anubis.

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>>40904337
defeating evil onis with love and affection!

[Anonymous No.]

bnuuy

[Anonymous No.]

Order up

[Anonymous No.]

Automaton doesn't find it funny when i keep sticking heavy machinery warning labels on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40904816
>slaps the gear-crushing-hand label on automaton ass
warning: do not fist robot girls. Moving parts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40903986
pixie

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>>40904816
>say that if she doesnt want the label she has to weigh under 2k pounds
>she says she is still thin
>remind her about her neutronium plating, XXXL breast upgrades, "half a couch" thigh upgrades, hyperdense neuron array, ultra reinforced frame, realistic titanium fiber muscle system, industrial grade organs, omnifold refinery array which contains 47 different forms of material processing, breast implants that allow her to brew 189 different kinds of drink on the spot, and her cobalt vertical motion enhancer
>AND thats just what you can remember off the top of your head.
>she starts pouting because she knows all those enhancements add up to well over 5 tons, which is the minimum for "industrial weight machine" labels

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905044
are you sure this is a wife and not a fucking scopedog at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905065
If you think there's a meaningful difference between the two you aren't on enough levels of transhumanism.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazon wight snu snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905065
ever since she was a lolimaton she wanted to be a powerhouse of a machine, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902954
I don't think any of us have experience with multiple vaginas to know about possible differences

[Anonymous No.]

>>40904337
Man I love big mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901845
I will the cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40902888
Not neccesarily. Theres no one perfect thing. There is no perfect pasta sauce, only several perfect pasta sauces. All different, all really fucking good. Some feel warmer, some feel as though they grip and will never let go, some coat you in aphrodisiac.

[Anonymous No.]

quick, i forgot to save it and i need the picture of that fox with a burger as large as her head and breasts to match! she's in some kinda sweatshirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901474
>Royal Guard
>Fair
Anon, mastering Royal Block can allow you to completely ignore the advances of an entire city of Lilims. The amount of mamonomana you store would let you instantly mindbreak all of them with a royal Release.
A man can protect his virginity for the rest of his life if he so wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905419
This one? >>40832149

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>>40905471
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905419
this one? her titties are bigger than the burg though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Pyrow to come bring me lunch at work to make sure I'm eating well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905441
yeah, you right. i forgot how easy it was to use, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905482
fat focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905513
>want some milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905513
Your (girl)friend, your momster, your co-worker friend, or your boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905564
she still has the best shoes in the encylopedia. im sure theres some dark valk walking around with some dripped the fuck out greaves, but the pyrow's profile shoes are REALLY good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905582
Girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905482
thanks again, surprisingly this one worked better for what i needed it for. and its not the higher resolution size

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905624
>teen pyrow ditches school so she can pester her older workaholic boyfriend during his lunch break

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905526
imagine if you will, a elegant kitsune who has lead one of the top shrines in the land for decades.
diet consists of only fried tofu.
but one day, for no reason at all, she decided she would try a burger and hired the best chef she could find to make one.
instant addiction, half of the shrine profits redirected to burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40900236
space captain Anon is on his most daring mission yet: sneak into Officer Anubis' ship and steal her uniform. He also ends up stealing her virginity, but its less like a stealing and more of an equivalent exchange

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901453
>the average (monster)girl don't want autists.
says who?

[Anonymous No.]

blueberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905683
Monsters don't mind virgins since they're big into monogamy but would they have look askance at men trying to create a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905884
Is the tea blueberry-flavored too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905884
What's the difference between normal and blueberry wonderlanders?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine when Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your lewdest kikimora pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906174
They filter the microplastics out. Just one of the benefits to sleeping in a coffin full of dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906174
Imagine Mindflayers when they dip their tentacles in and get reverse mind-blasted by concurrent channels of incomprehensible 21st Century humor, in-depth knowledge of hyper-specific and autistic hobbies/subjects, and a malady of mental issues and suicidal ideation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906318
You can use that moment she's left disassociating on the floor to escape or order a pizza or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40905884
Remember to be ready for the next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906421
Being a squid wedged into her is the ultimate escape from the torment of reality though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906126
the blueberry ones live closer to the Sweet Syrup Lake. theyre also better with sugarmatic eromancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906460
Already fully prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906512
what is the landscape in wonderland like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906563
I also think about this a lot. It reminds me of morrowind based on what we see of the doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906511
No, death is and when I say death I mean true death, no wisp or revive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40906563
Wonderland is extremely varied, just like our world, but things tend to be sweeter, either literally or metaphorically. There are mounatins that pierce the sky, coated with mushrooms and surrounded by a spiralling path. Rivers, lakes, and oceans are everywhere, but are rarely water. Syrup seas, aphrodisiac oceans , and lakes with spores coating the top, causing vivid and lewd 'hallucinations' when inhaled/injested.
Mushroom forests are common, and actual tree forests are rare. They dot the landscape, acting as cradles for cities to be built upon. Mushrooms are rarely felled, and are instead converted into housing. There do exist 'black forests', a bizzare hybrid between the Realms of undeath ruled by Wights and the infectious, maddenig lewdness of Wonderland. Zombies walk the land, a curious blend of the pleasant insanity of wonderland and the unstoppable lust of the undead. They, after aborbing enough magic from a man, can become a Duchess of Hearts: Wonderland's answer to the Wight. They lack the spectral claws, instead having a ghostly tail and wings.
For the most part, the climate is idyllic. It still varies, but its rarely too hot or too cold. It does, however, frequently rain. Like all things in wonderland, it comes with a lewd twist, flooding the area with aphrodisiacs.
this is only my headcanon, in case it wasnt obvious. hope you like it.

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>>40906563
hyperbolic. it takes at least five right turns to get back to where you start from, but only three left ones if you're lucky.

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>>40906906
I just imagine the shire but with more mushrooms

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>>40906906
I love it. I also assume the land of marshmallows have fatties and there is a place where milk flows in rivers and lakes yet never spoils

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>>40907044
I was going to say milk or milkshake lakes, but I couldnt get the idea of it spoiling out of my head. Could've just said that, though, yeah. Could've also included the Wondercow, producers of strawberry milk.

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>>40907075
>Wondercow
>Anon always thinks she has super powers
>she is just trying to get into anons pants and keeps trying to explain that she doesn't have any powers

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>>40907075
Can't forget the wonderspider cow with chocomint or the cow jabberwocks who make rocky road