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[Anonymous No.]

Help, /jp/. I have this huge urge to come inside Cirno. Unfortunately, she doesn't exist. What should I do? Should I see a psychiatrist?

[Jackie !ChanFXHCPI No.]

1. Go dress a little girl up as cirno.
2. Rape
3. Come inside

[Anonymous No.]

Draw comics featuring yourself fucking her
Soon you'll really be a part of the 2D world

[Anonymous No.]

1. Buy a fleshlight
2. Put it in the freezer

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo exists. Your denial only makes it stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086540
This would be inaccurate. You see, Cirno is actually warm. See Hisoutensoku for details.

[☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696 No.]

>>4086530
You can't do that. She's only 60.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086541
So Gensokyo is like Satan?

[Anonymous No.]

Go see a Freudian psychiatrist. Let's see how he interprets this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086530
>Unfortunately, she doesn't exist.
Bullshit. If you believe she exists then she certainly does. Or can you prove she doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086621
>>>/rs/THERE_IS_NO_ONE_CALLED_CIRNO_IN_THIS_WORLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086530
>I have this huge urge to come inside Cirno.

Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086633
Maybe Cirno's a name she made up. Her real name might be different.
Also, she might exist in a different world. It might be possible to travel to that world and find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086640
Not me. I want her to be my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

What will happen if Cirno meets Fuuko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086656
No. Traveling to different universes is a no-no, even if they do exist. Sorry.

[Shinji Matou !!WkywU9y+p7k No.]

>>4086668

[Sora No.]

>>4086670
Hi. My name is Sora. Donald, Goofy and I just had a nice orgy in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086668
Their combined stupidity would cause the universe to implode.

[Anonymous No.]

Pursue life of genetic engineering.
Make Cirno exist.
????
Profit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086656
>>4086709

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086685
I was about to reply that this was stupid until I realized that ZUN's Gensokyo is DISNEY shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Instructions on making a Cirno onaho.
"Now you too can enjoy the pleasure of taking Cirno's virginity time and time again!"

Necessities:
* A Pringles (or similarly sized) tube.
* Foam rubber.
* A freezer.

Construction:
1. Clean the tube.
2. Cut the foam rubber so that it has the length of the tube.
3. Role the foam rubber until it fits snugly into the tube and there's a hole in the middle about the diameter of your pinky finger.
4. Fill the tube with water until the foam rubber is soaked. Throw away the unnecessary water.
5. Place the tube in the freezer for at least 24 hours.
6. You're done!

Usage:
1. Look up チルノ on Pixiv until erection is achieved.
2. Jam it into the the hole.
3. While holding the tube, make oscillating movements with your hands. Alternatively, keep your hands still and make piston movements with your hips.
4. Continue until ejaculation.
If blood comes out after use, do not worry; this is part of the virginity simulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086998
I was an idiot for almost following this through up till
>If blood comes out after use, do not worry; this is part of the virginity simulation.
Good gracious..

[Anonymous No.]

>>4086998
Actually, Cirno is warm. The freezer is unnecessary.