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40855880 No.40855880 [Reply] [Original]

Aya, being a bird tengu, probably doesn't weigh more than 25kg.

>> No.40855889

>>40855880
But enough about you

>> No.40855893

>>40855880
Her massive breasts surely weight more than that.

>> No.40855989

She probably has hollow bones.
Very easy to snap.

>> No.40856063

What she lacks in weight, she makes up in velocity. Aya can fall, ass first, straight into your face, at lightning speeds! Much like the carps leaping out of the lake, notorious for having knocked out fishermen, the sheer velocity of Aya's butt would be more than enough to knock you out, if not outright break your bones!

>> No.40856080

>>40855889
OP is Aya?

>> No.40856120

So you could use her for weight training?
Birdbrain dumbbell, huh? Birdbell?

>> No.40856475

>>40856080
I am not Aya.
>>40856120
If she'll let you, yeah.

>> No.40865517 [DELETED] 

>>40855880

>> No.40873304
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>> No.40880591

ayayaya

>> No.40881138 [DELETED] 

>>40855893
Aya the zurislut.

>> No.40881148
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>>40855893
Aya the zurislut.

>> No.40892933

>>40855880
Nice facts.

>> No.40901630

>>40892933
Thanks.

>> No.40902941

>>40901630
imposter.

>> No.40903585
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>>40855880
That true?

>> No.40903601

>>40902941
su

>> No.40903629
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Aya is looking at you

>> No.40903696
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>>40903629
where

>> No.40905747

>>40903696
Reporter Probes Deep Into Murder (pg.2)

>> No.40905965

>>40903629
and i'm looking at aya's feet

>> No.40908919

>>40855989
Snapping Aya's limbs like twigs and throwing her into a wall with just one hand!

>> No.40908970

>>40903629
Why the smug face?

>> No.40910238

Aya is pretty cool, in my opinion.

>> No.40910620

>>40908970
She's standing on one foot with the stupid getas.
She knows you couldn't stand like her in a million years, she has every right to be smug.

>> No.40910799

>>40910620
I'm going to learn to stand like that in less than one year then mating press that stupid smug look off of her face!

>> No.40911568

>>40910238
Her hat is dumb.

>> No.40916110

>>40910620
She probably mastered it in a thousand years. Humans are capable of much more. A good human can do the same in just one year as opposed to her thousand.

>> No.40916304

She can be as smug as she wants for being able to sit like that but if I'm able to see those cute little feet and those sexy ass thighs, I'm also gonna have a smug ass face, as well as a nose bleed

>> No.40916404
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jailbird

>> No.40916412

>>40916404
Arrested for Tengu crimes...

>> No.40926060

>>40916412
She spoke ill of Lord Tenma in an article.

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>>40926060
she can stay next to her boss

>> No.40926618
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Arrested yet again
This time she was spotted trying to do weird stuff with Cirno

>> No.40927843

>>40926618
>trying to do weird stuff with Cirno
I need the details...

>> No.40930361

>>40855880
there are a few anons on this board that will make sure that statement is false within a week.

>> No.40930657

>>40930361
Yeah when Aya gets pregnant

>> No.40931661

>>40930657
oh you poor innocent fool. i meant the other way of increasing weight...

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>>40927843
Nothing.

>> No.40938944

>>40931661
Oh yeah cumflation. That was obvious

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>>40903601
zus

>> No.40940778

>>40856120
yeah sure, for cardio too.

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New art from the dying rhytmn game. Looks very nice.

>> No.40942740

>>40940782
Aya is so pretty~

>> No.40942788

>>40940782
How many men has she paizuri'd?

>> No.40953004

>>40942788
only me

>> No.40953209

>>40940782
There is an optical illusion in this image that makes it look like she's wearing glasses.

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>> No.40953748

>>40953708
fat bird

>> No.40958480

>>40855880
Aya looks so cute when she's having fun!

>> No.40961312

>>40953708
There's something off about this Aya.

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me on the right (I wish)

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>>40905965
She knows, that's why she's so smug

>> No.40970348

>>40966253
Lonely hag Tengu finds love

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†††

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the stressed Tengu

>> No.40980242

>>40978167
Ayayaya writing dem big news.

>> No.40980258

>>40980242
Do you think news from the outside world makes it in the news? If so, what would the Gensokyoans think of the war in Ukraine?

>> No.40980329

>>40980258
>What's a ukraine? Never heard of it

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>>40970348
wtf are you talking about retard? My wife is a fertile maiden of prime age.

>> No.40980594

>>40980579
Aya is old! An old hag! She needs to start hanging out with Byakuren, Yukari, Eirin, and Yuyuko! Get into the old hags club where she belongs!

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>>40980594
that's mean :( look you made her cry you piece of garbage. be thankful I don't know who you are. i don't take it when someone makes my lovely wife cry

>> No.40980639

>>40980605
You want to settle this? 100 Hakurei Shrine, Gensokyo, Japan 384-1100 and 1/3rd.

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40980967

aya is underrated bully material

>> No.40985374

>>40980579
I want to eat your wife's unfertilized eggs dude!

>> No.40985429

>>40980258
>ukraine? did your dog die or something?

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>>40980639
Ohh so your chopping board wife is jealous of you and telling you to post bullshit about mine huh. Tell her to get more donations and eat more, maybe she would finally get a chance to wear a bra then.

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>>40985374
Only i have the privilege to do so, dude.

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40990737

The best tengu can get you weird pics of any girl in G'sokyo!

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41004265

Please subscribe to Ayayaya's paper.

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>>41004265
My wife gives me a free subscription. Works well when it comes to wiping semen off her body.

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>>40998880
Cirno has more uses than one, aya san

>> No.41007092

>>40998880
I love this picture of sweaty Aya so fucking much.

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>>41004265
why?

>> No.41009445
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Aya got caught trying to take weird pics of flan chan to sell to /jp/ anons

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>> No.41009608

I still want to look like Aya.

>> No.41009875

>>41009582
Oh no, it's the boner police!

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>>40855880
wriggle, being a bug, probably doesn't weigh more than a couple ounces.

>> No.41021371
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This is a 40kg Tengu

>> No.41021858

>>41021371
Damn, she must be tiny.

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>> No.41029789

>>41006789
elegant Aya is prime marriage material

>> No.41030571

>>41021371
mmh, fried chicken legs

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>>40985572

>> No.41040061
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Aya, the flat tengu with no hips.

>> No.41040608

>>41040061
Sex.

>> No.41042045

>>41039980
eggcellent

>> No.41051778

Oi.

>> No.41058044
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Rip Aya

>> No.41058064

How could ZUN leave Aya to get humiliated like this? She deserves better.

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>>41058064
she gets bullied plenty of times before, swindled by Tewi, threatened by Mokou, BTFO by Hecatia and Miyoi

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>> No.41058859

>>41058485
Aya is used to humans being afraid of her, not attempting to court her

>> No.41066724

>>41058485
shy birdie

>> No.41067671

>>41058064
He's afraid of being biased towards his favorites and ends up overcompensating. (See also yukari and marisa.)

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>>41067671
yet he keeps spamming mamizou
she even looks hotter when dumbfounded

>> No.41072344

>>41029789
I don't think Aya is marriage material
She is a lonely hag for a reason

>> No.41072492
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bless

>> No.41072550

>>41072344
The great and dignified reporter Shameimaru Aya would never be lonely! How dare you even think that?

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ayaya is very very busy, please respect her efforts

^^

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Ayaya has big Ayayayas

>> No.41084193

>>41083741
But she is canonically turboflat >>41040061

>> No.41084399

>>41084193
And that's a good thing

>> No.41087604

>>41084193
That's not Aya's (nor a tengu's) final form.

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>>41072492
kike ^^
>>41087604
>not her final form
Correct.

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>>41088022
Actually I'm an Alicist ^^

>> No.41094364

>>40855880
but can she carry a one pound coconut???

>> No.41094621

>>41021371
the fertility tengu

>> No.41103463
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sinless.

>> No.41105914

>>41103463
sinful legs

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>> No.41115118

Very nice Aya thread.

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>> No.41129689

>>41129618
Pluck all her feathers!

>> No.41129721

>>41129618
Why is Aya naked?

>> No.41130371

>>41129721
she wants you to lewd her

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Is /bun/ gone?

>> No.41134290

>>41133863
Why do you keep asking

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>>40980258
"Attack on ukraine?"
"I hope he gets better."

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Why is Aya like this, bros?

>> No.41137278

>>41133863
yeah it's gone for good

>> No.41138831

Syameimaru

>> No.41138870
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Aya being a bride tengu...

>> No.41139196

>>41135357
bad upbringing, with her father being a drunk bastard. coincidentally, that's also why she can't get any promotions, nepotism and connections are the base of tengu society.

>> No.41139376

>>41139196
Wow, she really is just like all of /jp/.

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>> No.41141916

>>41135357
It's all those darn cartoons being a bad influence on these innocent tengus!

>> No.41144108
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It is extremely important to hug Aya.

>> No.41152231

>>41144108
Winghugs from Aya!

>> No.41153605

>>40855989
>Bird bones do not break easily. Although many bones in a bird’s skeleton are hollow, the bone material is also very dense, making them difficult to break. In fact, a bird’s skeleton weighs about the same as a mammal’s skeleton of the same size. They are hollow simply to make room for air sacs.

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it is but a simple matter

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>> No.41171071

Do you think her bush is made of feathers?

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