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40855085 No.40855085 [Reply] [Original]

You've just handed Marisa Kirisame a green form, a paper for a mutual agreement or no-faults divorce submitted to a family court. She sees that you studied and forged her signature on it as well before you submitted it, meaning it was approved in the Human Village and now you've officially divorced her.

Marisa is crying now! She's extremely upset that you went and did this without her input or knowing, behind her back even! Your marriage with Marisa is done for and there's no possibility for her to even save it now anyway, and she can do nothing but watch as you grab your valuables and leave the Kirisame household, never to return to her again! You've stripped her of love and left her a shell of her former self! She won't get over this easily!
Worst of all is that Marisa can't understand why you did it and you won't even give her an answer. Was it because of her lazy lifestyle and refusing to tidy up her cluttered house? Was it because of how often she was spending time at the Hakurei Shrine, possibly neglecting you? Did she take something of yours in her kleptomaniacal sprees and totally forget it? Why did you do it...?

Marisa may never know. You've broken her heart and ended a marriage that barely lasted one year. She's so depressed now and it's all thanks to you!
Good job, anon!

>> No.40855124

>>40855085
Good, she deserved it. Now I'll go get a wife that's actually useful like Kosuzu.

>> No.40855279

Fucking rude! Marisa doesn't deserve divorce...

>> No.40855377

>>40855279
Agreed. she deserves a painful execution. Divorce is too merciful

>> No.40855390

I don't even like Marisa, but this is just sad. Poor girl

>> No.40855412
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40855412

I'm sorry, Marisa. The truth is, I've met someone else. Someone even lazier, poorer and who has a worse personality than you. You've become obsolete.

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40856010

>>40855412
She can change Anon! She can be the rudest, crudest, most work-shy girl in Gensokyo with an even worse grip on money than Shion! Just give her a second chance!

>> No.40856087

You should feel ashamed of yourselves for wanting to hurt Marisa. She didn't do anything wrong.

>> No.40856246

>>40856087
What about the 6 million dispossessions?

>> No.40856466

>>40855085
This is a questionable thread.
It's a wonder how people ignore and mistreat others and complain about it later.
Poor Marisa.
>You've broken her heart and ended a marriage that barely lasted one year.
???
There must have been a reason if it lasted a year. I didn't read most of your post, but that's pretty sad.

>> No.40856531

She just moved in one day and refused to leave. I don't believe we've ever been married.

>> No.40856557

>>40856466
You're just saving time divorcing her now. Once she hits a certain age, she'll decide that she needs to "find herself" and eat pray love her way out of marriage by cheating on you with the real estate agent that she's been secretly been meeting with to plan to sell your family home. Fucking bitch.

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40856565

So, you're saying that Marisa's single and available..?

>> No.40856635

>>40856246
Fake news. Tengu lies.

>> No.40857861

>>40855085
>forged her signature
I'm annoyed that I had to do that. Why do I need my wife's permission to ditch her?
At least now I'm free from that worthless whore.

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40858053

>>40855377
Roma locuta

>> No.40859626

>>40856557
Thank you for reminding me how much I hate w*men

>> No.40860155

>>40855085
I would never do this!

>> No.40860979

>>40855085
The next day:
>Hey honey, how was your April 1st? Admit it, you were totally fooled, weren't you?

>> No.40862648

>>40860979
It's mid-August, retard.

>> No.40862834

>>40856557
anon, marisa is not 3dpd

>> No.40863025
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40863025

>>40862648
Why else would I divorce Gensokyo's most hardworking and beautiful girl though? I'd immediately have Alice, Patchouli, Reimu, and Nitori after my blood, hoping that presenting Marisa my head would give them a chance with her.

>> No.40863407

The Borrower Kirisame.

>> No.40863516

>>40863025
I think you'd have Alice 'the femcel' Margatroid out for your blood either way even if you stayed married to Marisa or not.

>> No.40863603

>>40863516
I'll just avoid her house then

>> No.40863712

>>40863603
She'll send the dolls after you in the night...

>> No.40863787 [DELETED] 
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40863787

Why would anyone divorce THIS?!

>> No.40863794

>>40863787
because sex outside of wedlock is hotter

>> No.40863812

>>40863794
Hmm, nah.

>> No.40864311

>>40855085
the reason why is because sex with your ex-wife is better

>> No.40864733

>>40855085
It's a mercy to her, now I can go and fuck her best friend Alice without cheating.

>> No.40866504

>>40855085
I would never divorce my beautiful wife Marisa

>> No.40867020

>>40855085
Where can I get this Marisa model? I have seen everywhere, in videos, images, hentai, etc. Also, what program is it for?

>> No.40871157

>>40867020
It's probably listed on atwiki somewhere.
https://www6.atwiki.jp/vpvpwiki/pages/406.html

The intended program is MMD, but any programs that support .pmx files natively or through extensions should work.

>> No.40875619

Marisa deserves to be beaten to death!

>> No.40877252

>>40863516
Alice isn't a femcel

>> No.40877450

>>40855085
Sorry Marisa... I had a kid with Cirno

>> No.40877552
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40877552

>>40855085
Marisa is brewing a love potion to win you back! Will anon be able to resist her magical charms? Maybe the marriage can be salvaged after all?

>> No.40877652

>>40877552
Don't go to Alice for strange advice Marisa...

>> No.40877701

>>40877652
I don't know what you're talking about! I-er, I mean, Marisa, would never do such a thing.

>> No.40877829

>>40877552
Marisa inhaled love potion fumes and is now smitten with the vial! She doesn't care about you anymore!

>> No.40879401

Why does Marisa abuse make me so happy?

>> No.40879421
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40879421

>>40855085
Dumping Marisa for a superior blonde

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40879446

>>40855085
None of that is true. Checkmate, fucko.

>> No.40879795

>>40879421
Why is this spastic eating her own hair?

>> No.40879881

>>40879795
Please don't mock el... early-onset dementia, I mean. It's cringy when the president of a nuclear country suffers from it, but it's heartbreaking when someone gets it at such a young age.

>> No.40879935

>>40879421
Ditching flatty Marisa for an older, bustier woman is only logical.

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40879939

>>40855085
She just... wouldn't stop eating... there's no way I could stand to see her like that...

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>>40879795
dont talk about granny like that...

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40887005

>>40879401
she was made to suffer for our amusement
>>40875619
yes

>> No.40893366

Please stop bullying Marisa

>> No.40893471

>>40877552
Haha imagine if you swapped your spiked drink with hers ensuring that she will literally never be able to move on from the divorce you know as a joke

>> No.40893795
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40893795

>>40855085
>>40855085
>>40855085
Why would I ever do this? This must be the work of that creepy weirdo who keeps spying on my wife! Or was it me she was looking at? It's hard to tell since I'm hardly away from her. Either way, I need to rip up a divorce paper in front of my wife!

>> No.40898164

>>40893471
That sounds like a terrible idea- Marisa would start stalking you, maybe even creeping into your room at night. She might even put some sort of curse on you that makes it impossible for you to talk to any other girls!

>> No.40898673

>>40898164
> put some sort of curse on you that makes it impossible for you to talk to any other girls!
That sounds unnecessary. Why would I ever talk to another girl when I have Marisa?

>> No.40901387

>>40898673
Oh no, it looks like her love potion is already taking effect! Try to fight it!

>> No.40908375

>>40867020
https://3d.nicovideo.jp/works/td22298
Log in, then click on the black button on the sidebar.

>> No.40913235

The love potion didn't work Marisa, now a restraining order is going to be filed.

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