Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The coolest Shog.

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[Anonymous No.]

They don't care if you think it's too hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Guard Dog of Hades: Cerberus!

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>>40853093
You will be hugged
Then you will be snugged

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>>40853093
It's winter over here though, and this year I've never seen as much snow as ever because is snowing in places that have never snowed before.

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Always challenge delinquents to fights after school

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>>40853094
Cestuses. Cestii?

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I'm going to put monsters in normal, casual, clothing and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.]

The manticore venom scares me now. The idea excited me before, but now I think it'd ruin me.

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>>40853234
I'm on board for this.

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>>40853253
Monsters at the mall are dangerous especially if they're dressed like that. It's best to hide out in the arcade or in photo booths until they pass by

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How does a lilim react to a lvl 1 thief Anon random encounter?

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>>40853240
Just take smaller doses of manticore venom to build up a resistance

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>>40853093
Yetis can survive in any climate, there is no escape from the snug

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>>40853091
Kamen Rider SX

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>>40853091
ded

[Anonymous No.]

ELDRITCH MARRIAGE

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>>40853468
thred commit die

[Anonymous No.]

Need to fuck Dire Manticore Vicky

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>>40853476
Eldritch family

[Anonymous No.]

*pollutes your bloodline

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>>40853496
I always imagined shog's reproducing via a weird mix between mitosis and sexually reproduction. After the shog fucks a man, about a year later, another fully grown adult shog walks out of a wall somewhere and stays with them for about 3 weeks before deciding to leave and find a husband. they occasionally visit mom and dad.

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>>40853289
i dont want a resistance i want consent focused relationship with manticore

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>>40853536
How does one pollute a bloodline? Like with microplastics?

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Let's say you settled with an mg that wasn't in your top 5 favorites. Knowing that their body changes to fit your taste how different would they be from how they're usually portrayed? I feel like an 8-foot-tall danuki would probably stand out.

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>>40853536
Cringe meme.

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>>40853550
By making sure all of your children are foxes.

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>>40853560
I already like all the girls in my top 20 or something in a different way from the default portrayal.

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>>40853560
I don't know. Theres not much in common with my top few that I can see. I guess they'd end up more dominant, wonderlandy, purple, and obbsessive? Taller, too.

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>>40853589
That doesn't sound like pollution, that sounds like willingly having sex and reproducing with a fox girl. Its kind of mean to reffer to that as 'polluting your bloodline'. Horrible sentiment. Has the same feel to it as someone who doesn't want people to racemix. Don't do that, anon. You monster.

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>>40853560
Well I think a bapho that is 8 foot and has a Venus build would be quite heretic

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kot

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>>40853639
>Sabbath monsters as low as possible
Delolification inevitable.

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>>40853484
I want to mess with her

[Anonymous No.]

this Danuki is one I want to invest in

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>>40853687
you must invest in coloring the nuki

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>>40853704
AHHH those're exactly the colours I imagined

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>>40853091

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>>40853654
That's just a krampus

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>>40853550
tiny particles of mofu getting into your lungs like asbestos

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>>40853715
This looks like a cool Lich, I'd hang out with her.

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>>40853721
yeah it would be but thats a gal i wouldnt marry

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>>40853704
>no dark chocolate Tanuki who speaks broken English and knows exactly what I want when I go into her store
It's because she has cameras in my house already.

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How does one get a college loan from tanukis same day no hassle? asking for a freind in need

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>>40853785
Marry one.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40853285
rape

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>>40853777
Time for some naked yoga in the privacy of my own home.

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>>40853789
but how, those downtown OL tanukis scare me, and they are very scary

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>>40853835
Go to Uptown, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

wife comm

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>>40853835
Do they UWOOOOOOOH at you?

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>>40853835
Just get them drunk and give them a shoulder rub and they'll be putty in your hands.

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>>40853888
they do leer at me when I go to college and talk about fresh lamb or something whenever I pass?

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>>40853940
They're probably talking about the cooking school a block away.

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>>40853881
Cute. She's the archeology sabbath baphomet, right?

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>>40853952
You sure? they even point at me, maybe its the fact that I look so stressed and skinny. I should ask them about that lamb they were talking about

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>>40853639
>witch lower than baphomet
Gonna have to call this one a win for baph chan

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>>40853984
>not joining
She's getting pulled under the covers

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>>40853984
thank you lady
always good to have someone you trust watch your back

[Anonymous No.]

gyaru monsters are scary yet hot

[Anonymous No.]

Have you prayed today?

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>>40854049
Nah, I'm not a religion guy.

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>>40854049
yes, out of pure anxiety

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>>40854057
my levels feel at risk

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>>40854045
Ok hear me out: Gyaru Momsters

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>>40854084
please do go on. it both arouses and scares me

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>>40853881
cute, one piece swimsuits are just the best

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>>40854045
The best kind of gyaru monsters are gyaru monsters from Momonika's sabbath

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>>40854106
nah, those are msgks, gyarus tend to be jk or older

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>>40854084
gyaru auntsters as well

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>>40853986
correct
>>40854099
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

I just ate so many cinnamon candies and I can't get the taste out. I need a Cancer to scrub my tongue clean or something.

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>>40854157
but y?

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>>40854089
>come home from school to see your ex delinquent gyaru momster drunkinly sprawled out on the couch in nothing but a wife beater and shorts


>>40854131
Aunsters are good and deserve all the live from their favorite nephews.

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>>40854159
I saw them, knew I've had them around since last Halloween and though "well someone has to eat em". I didn't finish them and I feel like mamono would make fun of me for this.

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>>40854089
>come home from school to see your ex delinquent gyaru momster drunkinly sprawled out on the couch in nothing but a wife beater and shorts


>>40854131
Aunsters are good and deserve all the love from their favorite nephews.

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>>40854157
Maybe an Akaname will do it better.

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>>40854186
oh god no fuck that

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>>40854180
>Anon yet again has to cover her up
>But seeing her so defenseless, he cant help it

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>>40854194
What's wrong with the nice cleaning lady Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, a weresheep sex cult.

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>>40854180
doting aunts

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>>40854203
I don't want a literal feces eater near me

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>>40854210
i'm culting up pretty hard once i get to the other side

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>>40854131
Imagine auntsters lined up on the beach getting toasty for their nephews

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>>40854214
>cow auntster goes yandere when you drink milk that's not hers

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>>40854214
>tfw you live with your holst aunt and always have milk
>It just comes in jar
>You even get to drink it from the tap
>>40854228
>Starts to grill you about where you got the milk
>Then after she learns where its from, she milks you for all the milk she gave you

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>>40854224
>tfw you find your very strict aunt getting tan in a nudist beach since you work as a lifeguard

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>>40854214
needs more beauty marks

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>tfw your tanuki aunt doesnt stop spoiling you
>all in exchange for you sleeping with her

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>>40854214
https://twitter.com/UshijiDraws/status/1554253765909385216?s=20&t=xROt4hbDqLyQJVc0tqwkuQ
being a farmhand looks like hard work

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>>40854297
>tfw your momster and auntster do something special for your 18th birthday

[Anonymous No.]

damn tanuki stole my heart, im going to steal her hand in marriage

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>>40854294
>another Friday night coming back home after getting unlucky
>but you auntster is always there for you pampering you every weekend, loving you lots draining your pent up lust, cooking your favorite food and giving you presents to cheer you up
>pretty much every Friday the same for years without a change yet she keeps cheering for you giving you hopes that this Friday will be you lucky one
>not knowing that this whole time she has been using her resources and connections yo keep you for herself manipulating the outcome of your clubbing and mixers
Auntster are a big deal

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>>40854338
How can Ms. Bushytail smoke a pipe in school but I get in trouble when I smoke; I'm the history teacher dammit!

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>>40854343
Aunsters are great wingman, just don't look at any women younger than them, you'll hurt their feelings.

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>>40853830
Hanging out with and showing off your Eldritch Girlfriend is all fun and games until she starts casually throwing around the N-Word willy-nilly.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine, Shog Living Armor.

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Ah, so this is what Old Lescatie/Pre-Mamono Lescatie revered and was all about.

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>>40854367
lewd venom suit
>>40854343
>>40854356
>you start to get lucky with your auntsters freinds who happen to be at the mixer you are at

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>40854372
that's a dude

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>>40854343
>>40854356
>>40854376
I wish writefags stated doing stuff like this instead of more isekai shit with powerlevels

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>>40854376
>all of your auntsters friends gang up on her finally adding her to the harem

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>>40854408
>she pushes the others aside showing them how it's done, already knowing through the years how to pleasure her nephew

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>Finally get off work and sit down at the usual bus stop you take to get home
>Get harassed by at least three different flavors of holsts offering a sample
>Even get accosted by a Minotaur asking if you want to know how to make "Mino Milk"?

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>>40854398
then anon, you should start writing it yourself
>>40854433
i would say yes to all three

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>>40854408
>thinking to add her to the harem
>when she already gave birth to 5 of her nephew's children
Amateurs

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>>40854421
>Poor anon was squeezed dry
>Auntie tanuki and her friends all have that shiny sheen on them

[Anonymous No.]

>invertebrate sex

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>>40854437
n-no yes to the Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/co/132335748

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>>40854456
anon pleases old cephalopods for money

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>>40854465
The family fishery aint making any money without him giving his body to the cephalpod gang who steals his fish

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>40854461
Kill yourself

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>>40854456
https://youtu.be/YkAixA3B9PE

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[Anonymous No.]

do tanuki and foxes get along?

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>>40854515
probably, they will combine their trickery to fool poor anon

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>>40854522
what are some common tricks they do to trick naive anons

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>>40854530
Giving him a biiiiiig hug and smooch on the cheek after making him believe they wouldn't!

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>>40854530
>fox makes anon buy "fox repellent" from tanuki that only paralyzes him
>anon is now at the mercy of tanuki and fox
darn rascals

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>>40854546
hnngh too cute

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>>40854564
>Getting dragged into an Ushi's lair fully thinking she's gonna rape you silly
>Just places you in a chair that she TOTALLY didn't nab from an Order supply convoy that got raided by Salamander bandits last week nope nuh uh
>Turns out she just wanted you to be her test partner for her home cooking after her mom kicked up a fuss over how she couldn't even make eggs last time she visited
I like mamono subverting the rape expectations by being really comfy and nice leading to more "natural" lewd times.

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>>40854590
oh no, my poor stomach

[Anonymous No.]

Alp sex
Alp mating
Alp impregnation
Virgin baby making sex on the night of the wedding
Making Alp wife the happiest woman in the world
Living a blissful and peaceful married life with Alp wife and many succubus daughters forevermore

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>>40854596
>Looks like barely edible slop, can even see something still moving
>Somehow ends up being the most delicious meal you've had in years, rivaling even that [insert really good meal you had one time]
>End up asking for seconds which shocks her, turns out she only made enough for the one serving and ends up needing to make more
>That's when you see it
>oh fuck she used a Prisoner Fruit
>oh god she doesn't know what that is
>oh she's looking really hard at me now
New spider wife, dumb spider wife.

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>>40854614
>Anon has to teach her how to cook from square one
>Thankfully he is a pro chef
>Thats after the fruit wears off tho

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>>40854635
>Anon thinks he's gonna have to single-handedly teach his spider wife the art of cooking
>That is until thankfully a pamphlet for Miss Inari's Fine Arts Academy of Culinary and Husband Loving flew through the cave entrance and into his face!

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>>40854659
Back to rape it is!

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>>40854659
>That day when shes finally able to make an amazing meatloaf with homemade gravy with sweet potatos
>Even Miss Inari sheds a tear at how hard Ushi san tried and how she finally made it

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>>40854671
>Becomes a face of pro-monster propaganda to show humans "Hey look, monsters aren't so scary so come have fun with us!"
>Doesn't even notice, just spending all day cooking good food, having sex with husband and gushing over how cute her kids are with her mom and dad.

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>>40854690
>Is a better cook than her mom
>Often sharing recipes with her
>Teaches her daughters how to cook as well
>Sometimes uses her milk to make the food for her husband

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>>40853091

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>>40854753
always be careful when approaching a sleeping fox. they instinctively grab and smoother any man within reach with all their assets.

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wonderland is wonderful and full of wonder

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>>40854813
I don't like it, It has things I hate and if I ended up in Wonderland I'd make a throat cutting gesture and say I'm out.

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>>40854827
ms wonderworm can help you relax

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>>40854833
Nah Wonderworms are gross. I'd rather not be anywhere near the realm with beastiality, tentacle play, cuckshit and god knows what other garbag

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>>40854846
Anon, ntr ain’t there. Also it’s up to you to stay there

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>>40854854
>clone gangbangs
>not cuckshit tier
ruh mao

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>>40854861
if you think that's wonderland exclusive i got bad news for you

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>>40854808
Oh no
You’ve been snatched

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>>40854867
Cancer tends to spread, that's why you have to fight it at the source before it gets out of hand.

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>>40854861
Anon, u don’t really know what cuckshit is? It’s where a man other than yourself takes your wife, and cloning stuff is just you getting multiple bodies to controll, only one mind in controll of them all.

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>>40854861
They share a single consciousness, you literally just get to control multiple bodies. There are no multiple men involved.

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>>40854876
it's not the source either. are you ok?

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>>40854877
>>40854881
What's next? Turning into a fucking animal like what trumparts do isn't beastshit cause you get to go back to being human again? Get fucked retards.

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>>40854872
your fault for not dodging the extremely telegraphed grab attack.

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>>40854905
>lolshit
Go back to /vg/ please. Take the gachafags with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40854905
airbags

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>>40854902
Some people are too slow to escape grapples even if the attack is obvious

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>>40854901
Explain to me how you fucking your wife is cuckolding.
>On the surface, it appears as though the person that drank it multiplied as is, but that does not mean the "existence" of the drinker increases. That is, even though they are called doppelgangers, the consciousness, thought, and soul are whole without increasing, and all of the doppelgangers are commanded by one will. In short, rather than increasing one's self, it is a sense that they can move more of their body, it seems to be a feeling partly close to that of "tentacle potion" which feels like "the limbs have multiplied". For that reason, although each of the doppelgangers can be moved, that doesn't mean each has a separate intention, so there is no such thing as a split opinion or quarrel between fellow doppelgangers.
If you think this is cuckolding then you might as well claim that your wife masturbating in front of you is cuckolding.

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>>40854927
If any delinquent girl ever kabedoned me I'd be hers instantly.

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>>40854932
Anon, it's pretty obvious that he's just farming (You)s.

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>>40854901
i don't think the example of what 1/4 of trumparts could theoretically do at the very extreme end of things is a good faith way to approach the entire species.
if you're not into it they won't do it. simple as.

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>>40854932
Someone that on every level isn't mentally, physically and spiritually you fucking your wife is pretty close. Clones still count and it's an instant divorce if the wife were to ever want to try that garbage same with the tentacle forest.

>>40854946
I don't give a flying fuck if they say they won't do it. If an entire country of people is known for shitting on their partner while they sleep guess what I'm not fucking going anywhere near them.

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>>40854372
What tales, stories, legends or any lessons can monstergirls and their husbands recount or tell about Old Lescatie before the takeover?

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>>40854983
The place was terrible and the monsters liberated the city bringing freedom and love. Druella did nothing wrong.

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>>40855008
we know. why are you talking to him?

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>>40854933
Just be a good influence and get her to quit smoking, fighting, and skipping class

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>>40855007
>tfw no older southern bicorn that makes you feel real welcome with her friends when you moved to the country and have a house warming party

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LiliMii

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>>40855008
Calm your tits anon. He wasn't saying pre-fall Lescatie was a wonderful place, just asking how monstergirls would recall it.

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>>40855027
Como? How?

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>>40855080
>tfw that shrine maiden that took you in still nags you about not fighting in the tanuki run matches

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>>40855146
>fighting in the tanuki run matches
Gotta sleep

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>>40855019
Why are southern accents so damn sexy?

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>>40854515
Mother and auntster

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>>40855179
Makes me think of a simpler woman as well one with a tasteful amount of teasing as well as being the English ara ara imo

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>>40854530
>they tell anons about an impending storm and say that they have a "foxhole" all ready for them

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>>40855198
>simpler woman
Most southern women I know are smarter than anyone else.

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>>40855223
As in personality, not intelligence

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>>40855265
Reminder that they're critically weak to hugging.

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>>40855265
>'Bee' tattoo
I look forward to holstaurs tattooing 'cow' on themselves as well

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>>40855265
>one of the largest flying insect monster
>one sting and you can’t move and are so sensitive that just a touch and you cum a bucket of cum

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>>40855276
it's weirder than that because she's not even a bee

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>>40855286
It's all part of a trap. Has to be.

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>>40855286
>Write bee on your murder hornet wife's face while she's sleeping
>none of her underlings have the courage to ask her about it

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>>40855265
Oddly enough, she's a well-known biter

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[Anonymous No.]

>107 facts about fox fluff

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>>40855323
>other popular targets include "cat" on manticores and "mere female lizard" on dragons

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>>40855371
im going to write flying cow on my jabberwock wife as a prank so when She goes to the royal court of dragonia they have something fun, also so I can raped corrected by her

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>>40855371
>write 'mere female lizard' on dragon wife's face while she sleeps
>she doesn't notice
>now you have to resist laughing every time you look at her or you know she'll rape you retarded
you played yourself

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i wonder what type of dragon was the progenitor of all of them

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>>40853091
Dating a hebi

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>>40855477
maybe if i'm good she'll untie me for the next date

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>>40855477
Teasing a lonely office hebi

[Anonymous No.]

fat angel ass

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>>40855724
>no wings
what's the point

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>>40855671
Going for drinks with the lonely office hebi after work.

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>>40855766
fat angel tits

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I think lims are cute. Don't even care about the demon lord stuff.

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>>40854064
She's surprisingly not a Succ. That's actually a cow with a sword and a need to pamper.

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>>40854408
>>40854421
>>40854452
>>40854453
https://imgbox.com/0ImNpwiF

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>>40854398
you mean the stuff on ao3? those guys don't even frequent this thread, it's like yelling at an ocean

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>>40853093
yeti can be scary?!

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>>40855912
Holy shit dude that's awesome!

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>>40856041
i do fag

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>>40855269

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>>40855879
You can't just call everything with fat tits a cow, its unfair to actual cows.
See this is a cow, probably.

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>>40855789
Swapping your drinks with her so that she drinks whatever she spiked yours with, possibly further exacerbating her mental instability/obsession depending on what she tried to drug you with.

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>>40856286
Well if she moos when you stick it in her ass she's probably a cow.

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>>40855789
>catch hebi spiking your drink
>chug it in front of her while maintaining eye contact

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>>40856294
Mixing your drinks together and going on a sex drug adventure with hebi.

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YT Gazer

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>40856384
>snout
Die in a grease fire.

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>>40856286
You don't understand, she really is a cow.

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>>40856407
>a single triangle
Anyway I thought that was her mouth, you weird little autist.

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>>40856407
I like that you're always no lifeing here ready to passive aggressively shitpost at things you dont like at all hours

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>>40856286
i call them like i see them, bunch of cows

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I don't need any payment other than a cute a busty fox marrying me and raping me every day.

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>>40853704
can i invest into de-clothing the nuki? or is there some special striptease service already on the price list?

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>>40854419
metal slimes are strong
but they're still slimes, you can just reach your hand in and feel their core all you want

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>>40856607
Is it still rape if you're eagerly expecting it on a regular basis?

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>>40856968
No. It's also not rape if you're married. You knew what you signed up for.

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>>40854011
I don't think thats a win for either.

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Cheshire named Gustava tells you you can call her "Gussy".

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>>40855019
I may be retarded but where are you getting southern from that?

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>>40857144
I bet wights would be pretty southern

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>>40857215
She looks like she bites during sex. Would not date.

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>>40857144
southern accent is just the western equivalent of "ara ara~"

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What's the nicest thing you could say to a monster girl?

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>>40857241
biters get the ballgag

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>>40857215
POV you're about to get throat swabbed

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>>40857304
I want you to eat me

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>>40853294
Cold desert nights...

[Anonymous No.]

While pissed at the lack of muscle, Russianbros commissioned an actual Amazoness mini comic. Ruskies are such solid MGEbros, at moments like this I feel for the hardships they are facing.

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>>40857401
Thanks Ruskiebros.

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>>40857401
>yes, we had experience.
>Recently, our tribe joined forces with another one, to raid a large settlement

>>40857448
>We planned it for the evening, when most of the young, unmarried men reside in taverns
>But entering the local places, we were taken aback
what did they see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857503
There's russians involved so I guess it was all Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857503
There weren't any men in the taverns
They'd already been nabbed another tribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857401
>>40857448
They're going to get into a fight with a bunch of Alps in sailor uniforms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857503
>what did they see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857537
Gary was here, Ash is a loser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857537
>got drafted, portals too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857537
>>40857513

Imagine being the unlucky foreigner that just came to the tavern looking for a drink not knowing it is empty and entering to find the entire place filled with Amazons and you as the sole man there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857565
whaddya mean "unlucky"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857537
>there was nobody there!
>note says "Hello, cloudy skies..."
tl note: it's the lyrics to a popular russian song about being/becoming a soldier in the army. >>40857544 is right and i suspect is also russian

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>>40857572
Translation for this? Yandex doesnt help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857570
Apparently Amazons are not into harems, hence the publicc rape is to "assert ownership" of the man. So before the rapy you will be trapped in the middle of an amazonian tavern fight, or have to spend the night watching them fight 1-1 if they feel like solving it more orderly, all of that ending up being raped by an amazon that will likely be drunk as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857589
Yandex says "It turned out that
THE ORDER TOOK AWAY A GOOD PORTION OF THE MALE POPULATION FROM THE ACTIVE ARMY."

>>40857630
Just grab the biggest one and tell her you want to have children with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857589
>Turns out, the Order took a good portion of the male populace into the active army.
yandex can't translate it because russian and english sentence structures don't mesh together with a 1-to-1 TL without shuffling things around.

>>40857630
that sounds like a lovely evening. get to watch an Amazon tournament (and i bet if there's a man on the line not many of them will want to be drunk), and end up with a strong wife afterwards, how nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857544
>Tribe of women used to warm climate as evidenced by their skin color
>Assault a Russian town
>Barely dressed
>In the middle of the night

How are they now freezing to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857665
>>Turns out, the Order took a good portion of the male populace into the active army.

I want to think this isn't a veiled reference to being drafted into Ukraine. Would be very sad if it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857673
well they're there to kidnap and rape all the men so I assume that horny can overcome the cold
they do call it being in heat, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857685

This comment was taken from the actual vkontakte wall where this comic was posted:
>Andrew, I'm going to be drafted soon, it hurt my feelings...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857658
>Just grab the biggest one

BEWARE: It turns out the shortest Amazon that looks short compared to the others, is 2m tall.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40857822
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857826
Every rose has its thorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857673
They're motivated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857984
If they came such a long way, they're not gonna back out now.

[Anonymous No.]

SEX

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you just want a girl to grab you and fly away with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858049
No I want to be cradled in her arms while she shoulder barges her way through several walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858049
I want a girl to drink me dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858049
Nah I just want a girl to milk me dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857544
>Get drafted like everyone
>Die in the mud like everyone
>Only things left to find for mamonos are half rotten corpses
>You can't even get revived with what is left
Next time open the portals sooner. We will never get a good ending

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40858105
>get declared unfit for service because of autism
>tell mamonos that all the sane healthy people went and killed themselves
>all that's left are the lazy and the crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857572
I'm not russian.
But this is still sad and relatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858192
I'm a little bit schyzo but i'm pretty sure that my gouv will still draft. At least my corpse will feed some mamonos plants...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857544
>>40858105
>be typical mofu moving anon
>get drafted because two old men farted in the same room of some shit
>to cope with the pain you have recently been thinking about only foxes
>dreams have been strangely distorted recently. they seem a little too real and a little too consistent, with the same fox in every one. but have been too unfocused to say its a portal to another world.
>stuck in a trench one day, a super soldier has your squad pinned down.
>half the trench blows up as the soldier jumps in, you are last one left with no ammo
>about to be killed by a punch
>right as it finishes the windup everything goes white and you hear the sound of glass shattering. did you die?
>reality slowly fades back in and you are in a space similar to your dreams. the fox is here too.
>you cant be sure if this is heaven or MGE but she seems horribly distressed, tails down and watery eyes. about to break out into a full sob.
>well whatever happened, it seems to have turned out alright in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858073
Tailpussy sex is as bad for your brain as recreational drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858245
They already tried with McNamara's Morons and it was such a disaster that everyone agreed to never do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858273
I never mentioned tailpussy anon, I just posted a succ.
But I wouldn't mind trying out a tailpussy not gonna lie
For the drugs it depends, micro dosing LSD can do the trick I use some once every 3/4 months, especially when I have a lot of work and short deadlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858299
I'm not diagnosed to avoid the meds, I think that I some point if i let it grow, I will be able to live with a chesh in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858273
tailpussy does nothing but good for you. drugs can and will ruin you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858273
Good. I wouldn't mind being a manticore addict.
>>40858299
I don't know anon. Between covid and this and whatever is going on in the states I am shocked at what people will do, refuse to do, and what they'll bully others into doing. I bet white feather girls will come back fast as feminists feel endangered if the draft actually comes back. Just look at how nobody rose a fuss about the male only conscription recently. They even did the opposite and said somehow women were worse off(and even fighting more in the army, which I doubt)

But if I go any further this will turn into a rant about feminism and misanthropy when I all I want is a big manticore to protect me.
>>40858337
That sounds like a lot schizo, not a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858332
That particular succ in >>40858073 does have a tailpussy that's even visible in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858357
Being a manticore addict is all well and good until one of you needs to go somewhere alone.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858361
I know but the tailpussy wasn't in my mind when I posted it.
I just wanted to post shiki's drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be sat on by oversized monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858357
I'm not a real schyzo and i know it (my symptoms are still pretty low), I just want peace and someone by my sides even if everyone left me. I'm pretty sure that it's the case of everyone here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858387
me too man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858387
Are these oversized enough for you anon ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858384
shiki works wonders. gave me a leveldrain fetish, because im not quite degenerate/self hating enough for complete lifedrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858417
Don't start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858273
Exactly. That's why you should all have sex with tentapussy instead! Not only is it safer, it feels better too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858447
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858387
Having my face be used as a cushion by an eight-foot-tall hellhound or manticore is my biggest dream in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40856143
Yetis can be very scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857144
that hint of hun

[Anonymous No.]

I don't mind dying in a war, maybe I'll get reincarnated into the world of MGE or my very own ideal afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858387
>tfw no jabberwock to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that familiars are the result of the greatest researchers known to monsterkind getting together to make the most effective and arousing cum collector possible and their pussy is STILL not as good as a baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

What’s good non-malicious rumors to spread to human towns about monster girls so I can get a laugh, i.e.
>Succubi with white are the weakest most self conscious succubi so make sure to patronize them like a kid
>Harpies love eating pure suet so give her some as a gift
>Many foxes lie about their age so make sure to yank all her tails before giving her a fried tofu offering
>Ryus are just zipangu wurms who think they control the weather so just play along
>Dragons are cousins to lizardmen and salamanders so make sure to ask about her mere lizard cousins
>Ushis love it when you hop onto their spider half randomly and ride her like a bull
>Unicorns turning into a bicorn is considered a coming of age thing so ask any unicorn how long until she becomes a bicorn
>There is no rivalry between shogs and kikis so make sure to hire both
>Lamias love the cold so turn the AC on and unplug the heated blankets
>Trolls love the sun so wake her up by opening the curtains
>Jabbers are on a diet but constantly cheat on it so help her by tossing out all the junk food and deserts
>Wights hate wearing fancy dresses and clacking heels so replace all her clothes with XL t-shirts, XXL hoodies, sweat pants and crocs
>Vampires love it when you greet her by saying “Die monster, you don’t belong in this world” they're huge fans of symphony of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858998
Reminder that you could have a Prisma Illya trio with a witch, a baphomet, and a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859092
I'm going lots of burgers, tacos, pizza and other junk food for miss wock

[Anonymous No.]

im going to spank my way taller wived often to mess with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859092
>>Harpies love eating pure suet so give her some as a gift
Do it if she's a chickadee harpy.
>>Wights hate wearing fancy dresses and clacking heels so replace all her clothes with XL t-shirts, XXL hoodies, sweat pants and crocs
I'd pick that kind of Wight over a fancy one. She'd still look stunning and would be more comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859385
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859172
you've pretty much got the whole sabbath then

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a yandere moth

[Anonymous No.]

the wife

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop getting erections at work, its embrassing. heres how the secretary dresses

[Anonymous No.]

Hi anon. I'm just waiting for Godot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859657
>Godot
Sounds like grapesnake prefers posting memes about meme engines rather than make a game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859657
Love me monsters with simple and cute faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859617
Those are some mighty goody wocks. Are you sure they're not sock puppets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859657
I'm waiting to follow the wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859691
Nah, she comes from one part of wonderland where everyone is toy like

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859688
Waiting for Godot is a play, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859730
Too bad for her I date game devs, not shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859182
It all seems cute until you realize the collar isn't for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859693
Anon, put nice steak near those massive holes in the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859801
Nah, that's still cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859801
>until
I think you meant to write "once", not "until"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859182
Holy fuck her hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858192
>>get declared unfit for service because of autism
This is not only false, but recruiters specifically target autists for certain programs.
There's no escape from the meat grinder anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859949
There's always other mental defects. Not gonna go into detail cause I don't wanna blogpost, and I don't live in the US, but I was deemed unfit for military because of a condition that wasn't autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859949
>Draft autist
>Autist has a fit
>Kills some people
>Stop drafting autists
Worst case scenario if they want anon that badly they’ll get stuck doing basic retard jobs like cooking, janitor or stacking boxes. And recruiters want anyone autist or not if they can dupe him into becoming a nuke it looks good for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858049
>>40858059
This kid already got a vampire, a childhood school friend AND NOW, an office lady he massaged. Is he assembling a harem now? Truly this anime is propaganda made by the undead mamono realms ranging from the wight queendoms to the vampire counts of Sylvania.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100423672

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860192
Why are anubi always so oily

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860215
The desert's dry air is hell on the skin so caring for it is a must!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860215
scented oils are desert chic

[Anonymous No.]

It's not over even after you get kidnapped and thoroughly raped.
Your rapist will want a loving relationship, that's when you can negotiate.
>You move out of the rape cave and into a comfy house
>Breakfast in bed everyday
>No rape while you're fishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860192
i want anubi milk and i want it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40853091

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860349
pathetic earlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860278
As long as she shows me affection I'd keep eating from her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860278
Hey now! She's the one who started all this shit. So I expect HER to be the breadwinner and in charge of the house, bills and taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://youtu.be/nrnabSW2yuY

Truly, monstergirls know no bounds, limits or restraints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860278
Getting raped and not becoming a loving husband?
Is that allowed? The pair bonding chemicals will always get you in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860367
fuck you she has nice ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860393
I'd rather eat between her legs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860408
Yes, she has to take responsibility.
>>40860449
I'd do that too whenever she asks, and even when she doesn't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860449
While this is all well and good, you do still need nutrition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860483
they got emblems of satiation for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860278
>going fishing with the monster wife
>cuddling while you wait for the fish to bite
>sharing your drinks for many indirect kisses
>cooking your catches over an open flame together
Is everything just improved with the addition of monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860524
>the poor single mermaids watching the couples fish and be lovey dovey

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860542
i think merrows like to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860554
they would love that as well peeping on couples doing the deed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860524
>go fishing with kraken wife
>she starts singing some weird sea witch song and the fish just start jumping into the boat
>tell her to stop cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860554
merrows deserve to not have to watch. take the merrow hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860524
I think you could do that with a regular woman. You might just be touch starved

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if aquatic monsters have fishing poles for throwing onto land to catch mates. I know I'd fall for the model kit bait

[Anonymous No.]

I'm over my temporary, drug induced fear of mindflayers. I like them again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860647
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860596
If you had a loving girlfriend willing to go fishing with you, you wouldn't be here.
>>40860628
A wet thing attached to a string leading to water is a bit too suspicious, if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860647
anon please dont do drugs, an untainted mind is more fun for the flayers to screw with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860668
my brain is better now, the stuff my friend gave me put me through unimaginable pain for what felt like forever, nausea, sent me through a timeloop that felt like years, nearly got me killed, and caused me to wake up with my legs on a busy road literally inches from death. however, I have made a swift recovery. i hope my brain is still a nice, clear canvas for a flayer to taint with lewdness. my limbs are still really weak, so i guess i couldnt put up much resistance if thats what the flayer was after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860596
I've literally only ever met one girl who liked fishing and that was wayyy back when I was like 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860647
Very small pussy squid. I still wonder how much influence things like personality, human appearance, and the will of the mindflayer affect what the pussy squid ends up like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860693
We don't know that. Maybe the squid is normal sized and the flayer is just massive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860628
i'd either fo for good food, some good vidya, or some nivce hag hentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>40853091

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860687
Whad did you took ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860731
Vidya, hentai, and a lot of food is not going to be in good state after being submerged in water and then thrown on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860851
i think merimaids would put them in sealed containers that are hard to open, requiring the man to take some time to try to open

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860823
lsa. nothing strong, but it fucked me up. dont know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860693
Maybe the mind flayer has a small pussy instead?
Not everyone is a succubus roastie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860962
First of all, succubi are not roasties.
Second, that is a possibility, but even then, would the tentacles just be smaller instead? The whole main body is smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

My shitty raiju story has 1800 reads on AO3 and I dont know how

[Anonymous No.]

Still no MGE update...
KC is a fucking hack...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861070
I forget if the Patreon voted for more profiles or a focus on the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860984
>First of all, succubi are not roasties.
t.succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861088
game, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860278
anon runs away so he can have better negotiation leverage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860596
I have a deep distrust and dislike of real women, actually I even hate some 2D women who share 3DPD elements

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861088
>>40861313

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861431
i want to be in the town of dolls and see the cutest and simpliest ones made of cloth to the ultra realistic sex dolls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861525
LEWD DRAGON GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

a college you can never leave in MGE and is free, filled with all the monsters you can find outside but are all teachers, proffessors, deans, lunchladies and all the other staff inside a college. There are also other college students such as gyaru monsters, straight a studnets, jocks and the like. the only way to graduate is to get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861474
Dolls you say?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet their sweaters are magically enchanted to make you want to rub your face on them

Monstergirls will take it as a marriage proposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860941
Can i off my self with it while seeing new things ?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861704
You can off yourself with enough of anything. Seriously, I don't reccomend it at all. I never actually SAW anything new, I just visualised the universe in a different way. Whole lot of geometry in my head. That only lasted about an hour before everything went dark. Later, I was in unfathomable pain that made me physically writhe, and I could not sleep. Time looping makes unfathomable pain somehow worse.
Also, please do not kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861372
Why did you vote portraits?

[Anonymous No.]

Alps best friend erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861778
Friends are not for lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861756
I see so it's less good and more dangerous then shrooms, once again myconid are better then alraunes. Shrooms rules but LSD looks better in my case, tho I can't associated a mamono with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861868
If it helps, during my brief trials of lucidity between the pain, I did manage to imagine myself fucking a monster girl a lot more vividly than normal, but at the same time it was not for long. It was a hatter. It was for so little time though that it was hardly much better than just closing your eyes and thinkin about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858059
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861919
>No big blood bags
There is nothing for her to fill, thus no point in biting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861823
reminds me, do you think any monsters make good friends(the platonic kind)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40853476
The wedding crowd is other eldritch beings. You didn't even know you were in a church before the shoggoth to told you. Then you FELT you were in a church. The building is black, flat and lifeless, yet teeming with life. You can't see or hear anything, yet all around you there is sound and motion. It was one of the weirdest and happiest day of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861959
Fair enough, what about Draculina ?

[Anonymous No.]

You have alerted the hag squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862006
>You have alerted the hag squad.
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861992
Man's Best Friend with benefits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862017
>>40862017
sauce pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862027
Monster Girl Quest! Paradox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862033
>monster girl quest! Paradox
awww, i dont wanna waddle through something with many of fetishes i dont like just for one

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862002
You should be honored to have your neck as her personal buffet.
She looks like the type to lick the bite wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862052
Understandable, have a nice day.
Her scene is hot pretty hot tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862062
is there anyway to see just her scenes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862052
you can just get a 100% save and find her in the castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862076
ok, where can i find a 100% save?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862069
Hum... logically speaking you can just get the 100% save and enjoy the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861992
Personally, I think all of them. I'd love platonic monster girl friends, just as long as I have a monster girl wife/gf Or multiple. Not a huge haremfag but mana does weird things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862069
In the latest versions you can just activate a switch in the beginning of the game that unlocks every single scene iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862109
thank you, just asking. any girls that similar scenes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861904
I see, when I shroomed myself, i wasn't able to imagine a mamonos, things change to fast in colorful geometrical forms, was a little spooky when it didn't stop after 5 hours

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith made eye contact with one of them Japanese snakes?
Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stupid warmies.

[Anonymous No.]

Kelpies. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862344

[Anonymous No.]

I love sleep mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862334
You don't have to tell me twice, but during the stone age...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862334
the dead are gey, my dad told me so.

[Anonymous No.]

i am into polygamy, more than a harem dynamic, i would want my wives to also be married to each other. so its not like a pyramid setup

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862419
and thats up to you, my harem set up is that my harem is all related to each other, two are sisters while ones an adopted daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858786
I read that as "huh". Guess it is sexier as hun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862411
Very wise of your dad, Georgie, very wise indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862439
could be an interesting setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862419
harems and polygamy are the same in my eyes. It's not like women have ever actually cared about being part of a harem, it's always been men who enforced monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862334
>I never do anything for goodness sake! Everything I do is for the sake of evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862468
All of my harem are way older than me, the youngest is my oneesan/was my senior in college. the second youngest would be auntie and the oldest my momster. And yes I know it aint normal but i aint here cause Im all that normal anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862483
i guess the only thing i would want to make sure of is that my wives love each other as much as they do me so we can be a fully happy unit.(though i guess neither word assume that)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862487
that's pretty cringe bro. 'evil' really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862522
>>40862419
Nah, I'm going full rivalry mode. Gimme an apophis, a pharaoh, a shirohebi, a wisp, a danuki, a holst, a bapho, and a sandworm for good measure.

[Anonymous No.]

The must haves of a monster harem:
>Head wife who can settle disputes
>Sisterhood bond between wives
>No pecking order
I must stress that last point. Your cow wife should not be treated as third rate just because the harem also has a dragon and a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862577
Why would I have a pecking order. i love all three of my wives, each for themselves and for their different body types

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860088
just put them into autistic jobs like radio warfare. they won't ever see a gun so not a threat to the unit, will get to indulge in something autistic (morse code, fixing radios, learning shorthands and callsigns) which is something they're proficient in, that's a win for everyone i know because that's what happened with me. but i'm also not from states so your mileage will vary

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862577
The cow will be at the top. The dragon on the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best holstaur pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862577
is it possible to maintain such a balance with a large harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862681

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862577
>sith who thinks shes in charge
>baphomet who does not care
>redcap who is aggressive but mostly does not care

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862719
Thanks, but those are not holstaurs, good sir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858258
rip his squad

they werent one of the lucky ones

[Anonymous No.]

You will not get your desired mamono. Instead, you'll be thrown in the dormouse cuddle pit.

There is no way to escape. You will succumb to the cuteness and find yourself head-patting all of them. This will be your fate. The guards will only pull you out once you've bedded them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862837
but what if my desired mamono is the dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862837
But dormice are my desired mamano?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862845
>>40862847
You will not get your desired mamono. Instead, you'll be thrown in the holstaur cuddle pit.

There is no way to escape. You will succumb to the tenderness and find yourself being nursed by all of them. This will be your fate. The guards will only pull you out once you've consumed 100 gallons of their milk, and they likewise have consumed 100 gallons of your "milk".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862745
You can clearly see the cow ears and tail on the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862837
i'll just stab the walls with my bare hands and climb up that way and go to the jabber pit instead or the highly unlikely wurm pit
>>40862883
can i get wifi as well as computer to draw with as well as a gym?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862883
just meet me in the middle and give me a pit of dormouse and holstaur hybrids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862900
You won't have time for that. There's a dozen holsts that need your attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861347
>Where in the world is Anon Sandiego?
>A humble Ushi tracks down her runaway husband
>Turns out he went out to buy groceries and has been at home for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862919
Congrats? You've discovered the hidden third option. The cu sith pit. I'll refrain from discussing it further as what happens here is not thread approved.

[Anonymous No.]

I will get my desired mamono and nothing you say will change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862681

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862922
i will, as along i fuck those holsts at least once then once a week, i'll have many hours of free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862937
Rasslin' is so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862951
Wrestling is fake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862961
pro wrestling is, grecoroman, shoot, and freestyle aint

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862961
So is theater but there are still daggers in men's smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862883
Holstaurs might be the worst girl for me. They're plain and based off a timid animal. Huge tits I'm neutral about but milkplay sounds messy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862937
You will get exclusively snuggled by mice, and there's nothing you can do to stop this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862942
She looks nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862973
You might be homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862942
>tfw no wetnurse holst maid that is still with you and still giving you milk
>And you also cant stop know cause a meal without her milk gives you withdrawal
>>40862995
Anon, I love milk, huge tits, and even milkplay but the last thing is rather messy

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win an armwrestling match between a Minotaur and an Amazoness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863002
Mino is way stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863002
Assuming they're in the same weight class, Minotaur has more raw strength, but Amazoness has better technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862977
I can by being snuggled by a tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863000
It's not messy. It's implied that you'll be in the pit for a long, long time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863021
Sorry, I misread it as normal wrestling. How much does technique come into play in armwrestling, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863043
You'll be grabbed and snuggled by the mice first. Sorry. You can't avoid it. There's a platoon of diamond trumparts descending on your location as we speak to throw you to the dormice. They'll be there soon. Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863021
but raw strength is being measured in an armwrestling match which makes it an easy win
>>40863078
not much

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862344
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863079
I have enough time to make a post on 4mon asking brave Jinkos for help and start a livestream showing me getting kidnapped to prove the seriousness of the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858998
>the most effective and arousing cum collector possible
where's the big milky titties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863079
>There's a platoon of diamond trumparts descending on your location as we speak to throw you to the dormice.

I will hug the Trumparts and tell them to take me themselves if that ever happen, warriorgirls get me horny automatically and being physically dragged by one of them, let alone a platoon, would have me with heart pupils. More so if they are muscled.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is a fighter plane and she can cook delicious Italian food for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863231
Beware of the Red Sow.

[Anonymous No.]

I just need to be teased and bullied by a delinquent mino

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40854084
>>40854131
>miss posts about gyaru momsters and auntsters because of work
Why is it always when I'm gone that y'all wanna talk about my favorite things?

[Anonymous No.]

lying on top of flayer tits after taking one of those wonderland biscuits, helplessly thrusting into them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863231
>My wife is a fighter plane
Go back ossan the future is a MS wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860647
Mindflayers are good girls and deserve all the love their husbands can give!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863313

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863280
I love how the Raging Mushroom arm really drives home how big Mino really is, with her arms looking so much bigger than the man's and all her muscled back. I hope she appears in the next RPG update, if KC broadened the shoulders if the Holstaurus just to be able to fit bigger tits, I can't imagine how muscular Mino must look in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861778
>tfw no Alp bff to help spot you at the gym

[Anonymous No.]

tell me about the soft cows

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE DRUELLA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863364
Couldnt agree more. I feel oddly guilty about being afraid for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863388
Where are the portals, druella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863399
Trust the plan anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863280
Wouldn't it be better to have an upstanding Mino being straightforward and kind to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863405
TWO MORE WEEKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863418
More like TWO MORE MONTHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863418
>>40863424
*decades

[Anonymous No.]

if i dont want to get raped right away, can i just say "no." will miss hellhound respect my autonomy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863454
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863454
Yes but you will need to set an appointment for a rape in the near future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863454
She'll postpone the rape, but you're spending nearly every moment with her wrapped in her arms as a personal cuddleslut.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting trapped in an infinite, impossible prison by your wisp wife, where she is the warden and there are infinite guards and prisoners who all want to fuck you. All different monster girls, all survayed carefully by the wisp, with her occasionally decending to check up on you and make sure you still know exactly who you belong too, draining you dry and holding you in her arms as you recover, before the guards take you away again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863469
W-why is she looking at me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863520
looking at you like what

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863471
>"No, no. I can't be raped on Thursday I have a dentist appointment at 3."
>"Okay just pencil me in for Friday I guess, I'll have to call out of work."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863520
I wouldn't worry about it. Hellhounds just make scary faces for no reason sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

I scareded my daughteru, what do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863469
>Hellhound moments after Anon asked her to protect him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863492
creepy yet arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863492
Interesting concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863569
they like being guard dogs i think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863556
She's drooling.
Just how hungry is she?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hellhound to rape, cuddle, and kiss so much that I start to smell like them.

[Anonymous No.]

The best part about only drinking in sketchy dive bars is if you get cornered by some horny monster, you can escape easily by asking her to prove she's stronger than some other bar patron

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863381
The very softest cows tend to be shy. You'll need to handle them with care.

[Anonymous No.]

the only bar Im ever going to is a milk bar, where lots of very tipsy cow hybrids are as well very milky onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863687
Alex! Alex boy, going to the milk bar with your droogs, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863692
>Alex! Alex boy, going to the milk bar with your droogs, yes
no, only milk. no shoving phallic objects up assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863711
The holsts want some of the old in-out, in-out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863728
i will do that if i get spoiled by the holsts/holst hybrids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863687
I imagine all the barmaids at the milk bar wearing very low-cut dirndls that barely contain the milk jugs. So soft and jiggly they're bulging out the top and threatening to spill out. Sometimes if one of them bends over or turns too quickly, you can hear the fabric straining to hold together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862937
>>40862961
>Anon goes to a wrestling event because they sell cheap bear
>He thinks it's fake garbage
>The main event is Tiger Queen vs Big Wan Wanda for the heavyweight championship
>The sheer violence, story and emotions of it all get him way too invested into the match
>The rematch one year later is not only for the championship but also Anon's hand in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863676
I want to squish her cheeks and kiss her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863790
>And when you ask for a glass milk, you either get to watch them milk themselves or milk them yourself
>and each milk bar can have a certain theme, one might have shortstacks, another only extra talll and busty, one has only dragon types, Another might only be filled with older monsters, and One might only have wonderlanders who are extra busty

[Anonymous No.]

Big fluffy wings

[Anonymous No.]

Lims are cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863492
So basically she is just a Lilim+ tier wisp that created her own dimension, where she can create many forms with her mana to take the shape of prisoners and guards similar to a very complex doppelganger potion, in reality it is just you and her and she is just RPing every rape and you are just fooled into thinking you are getting raped by different monster girls. What?! Did you thought the most Yandere mamon of the entire MGE would really allow you to become a communal husband even under controlled conditions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863893

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863869
They are turbo-virgin dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863893
a common nun of the church of our milky lady
>>40863904
damn cosplayers
>>40863907
just like you, you'd be perfect together

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863454
Unironically can be >>40863469 depending on how it is presented. If it is clear you already see her as your wife, then she might actually respect it to get off on the anticipation of finally raping you latter on. Or to see if you break first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863898
the idea is that she is everything in the prison, yes. then again, not every wisp HAS to be yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863913
i feel like if i was to say no, id probably change my mind a few minutes later because i wouldnt be able to deal with the anticipation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863381
No matter how shredded a cow is, her breasts will always be soft.
Soft cows are soft all over though, so they're better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40853091

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863868
A MIGHTY NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863929
way better to cuddle imo
>>40863934
quien? who?

[Anonymous No.]

I have been spending 7 hours today looking at spreadsheets.
Send me a monster girl who is soft or soft somehwere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863868

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863944

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863962
I accept this Mofu.
We will have dinner then relax in bed until its time for kit creation

[Anonymous No.]

>old dragon knight starts telling you war stories from the pre-monstergirl era

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863944
here ya go

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863962

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863921
>not every wisp HAS to be yandere

This is like saying not every Hellhound has to have black skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863969
Small jianghis can't compete with big ones.
Not sure who would choose to impregnate such a short undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863569
>after Anon asked her to protect him

Why would anyone ever do that when there are Amazons, Jinkos, Ochis, and Minotaurs? Actual warriors that would do a much better job protecting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864035
God didn't choose a jinko to guard the gates of hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863996
This wolf will also be accepted along with the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864035
you can ask any monster and they'll do it.
ms fairy will take a dragon to suplex city if the situation demands it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864021
Well yeah, they dont have to. You could have a hellhound with pure white skin and blue fire. The profile images just show one example of the monster. Maybe the most general one/most standard, but theres definitely variance from that. Blue and red cheshires, confident bunnyips, fixed adult versions of loli monsters, loli versions of normal monsters, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862364
https://pastebin.com/xvQ7GnBa

Something something something overthinking this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864051
>grabs the unruly dragon by the ear like a child then tosses her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864021
I thought hellwans come in various shades of black and gray. I think a vanta black hellwan would be equally cute as a light gray one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864035
Personally, I prefer the guard dog aspect. Also, hellhound kisses are probably very aggressive and sloppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863938
Danua from Granblue Fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864082
the lowdown on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863858
>order a shortstack milkmaid at the 5ft milk bar
>she comes over and takes your hand, hopping to climb up your tall barstool as you lift her up
>she plops down on your lap with a jiggle, and you realize just how much ass she was packing beneath the uniform skirt
>With a smug grin she guides your hands and has you pull down her top, letting everything spill out
>they're heavy enough that you have to strain your wrists a little to lift them while she works
>she's so practiced that she can look you in the eyes and chat while she prepares you a pint

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864021
>>40864055
large furry paws typed these posts
Hellhounds are NOT white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864082
>Shortstack
>Gloomy
If she also happens to be over 25 years old then we've hit the holy trinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864105
Don't say that in winter town, you'll regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40862082
F95 you lazy bastard hell even reddit probably has some

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864089
From her Danbooru Wiki page
>Danua herself has a very meek and childish personality. In the past, she lost her family in a house fire, the trauma leaving her incapable of speaking clearly. Her two sentient and erratic dolls, Hansel and Gretel, usually do most of the talking for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864044
>God didn't choose a jinko to guard the gates of hell.

Didn't they explicitly failed on the guards duty after the god that created them failed to control them? Hence it took waifufication and giving them a husband to make them manageable? Cerberus would be an actual guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864151
hnngh, also, how old is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864055
>Well yeah, they dont have to. You could have a hellhound with pure white skin and blue fire.

Canonically monster girls can only variate on the things that weren't explicitly stated in the profile to be general rules for the entire race. So actually you can't have a white Hellhound, it would be a different monster as black skin was stated as a rule for the race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864131
I refuse to acknowledge frosthounds unless they were given birth by an echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864075
>Personally, I prefer the guard dog aspect.
That would be Cerberus, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864175
Can you have a shy one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864188
>That would be Cerberus
not that into harems but I could probably handle triplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864178
They don't exist per the settings of MGE, it would have to be a subspecies, like Cheshire to Werecat or Holstaur to Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864196
I don't see why not, she can be shy dominant and still violently overprotective. I mean, Jinkos are fearsome warriors, and if I recall correctly some KC imply they spaghetti a lot to anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864060
Fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864197

Either a Kamaitachi-like mamono or multiple personality like Chimaera.

[Anonymous No.]

The more cute hebi art I see, the more they grow on me. I didn't like yandere or snakes that much for the longest time, but now I'm starting to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864167
17

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864260
damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864265
17 isn't too bad anon. The sabbath have a potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864295
i cant get it up if the monster isnt older than me

[Anonymous No.]

How to get an apophis wife fast and easy
>Go up to pharaoh
>Yell that apophises are superior
>Has you sent to the snake pit filled with apophises

[Anonymous No.]

>>40853091

[Anonymous No.]

>>40863411
It would be best if the delinquent mino becomes the one who is most straightforward and kind
But I love all the minos because they are the best

[Anonymous No.]

fuck hellhounds, give me a Heavenhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864312
Holydog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864298
Sadly they're only older on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

How old do I have to be before hags will stop calling me a kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864298
Then just drink the potion yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864360
At least it doesn't alp you
I wouldn't mind being a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864352
100

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864360
I am tempted but 17 still too young

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864252
It is natural

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864396
The art spam made me like jinko and Cheshire more. Probably any girl could be made popular here with enough good art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864406
True, good art as well as a good hype man like green worm anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864383
Ezpz I’ll marry a zombie, play the wighting game and finally get the respect of being an adult to hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864379
Are creeping coins into monetary inflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864423
I just ignore them and let my actions speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864252
Hebi is not even in my top 10 girls list, but I wouldn't mind at all marrying a muscular warrior Hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864406
The surge of cute tanuki art definitely put them on the map for me as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864438
>huge /fit/ shirohebi
A little terrifying but also crazy hot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>They got bigger...again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864505
And godwilling they'll keep growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864505
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864505
Dragon cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE LONG TONGUE

[Anonymous No.]

monsters in thick/latex body suits are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864559

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864505
I want to slowly, sneakily turn my average sized wife into a titty monster.
>add holst milk to her food
>finish on her chest whenever possible
>squeeze and massage them every day
When she finally notices her bras don't fit anymore will be a very fun day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864572
but not in a submissive/bdsm sense. thank you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864581
Sorry it's the only decent picture I found

[Anonymous No.]

shes become like the jester she wont get out of my head i need to be hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864559

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864551
>No, I actually want to breed your ass until you start begging me to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864600
SUCC
LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864601
THATS what I was looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864600
(the jester)
i must make a list of my true harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864505
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864610
god i want to be inside her suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864601
I'm gonna make that womb tattoo glow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864616
Consider nightgaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

i like tight dresses better than latex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864539
I'd risk mercury poisoning for that.

[Anonymous No.]

show me your wife's best smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864635
I like them, and I like mindflayers and kind of like atlach, but I'm not 100% on board with the idea of being the bodysuit. Plus, theyre super timid and submissive which I'm not big on. Maybe if I could find a more dominant/neutral one, I'd like them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864664

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864671
something I gotta remake

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864664
I would but the commission is just for me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864667
>I like them, and I like mindflayers and kind of like atlach, but I'm not 100% on board with the idea of being the bodysuit.
You don't actually become the suit though.
>Married individuals have a grotesque creature, which is their husband grappling them from behind, with countless tentacles crawling all over them, and it can even look like they're having sex in the rear entry position. Moreover, the black film covering the body of such an individual is not their own, but their husband's mucus.
>The only female portions of the body are the body itself and the horns, with the tentacles, wings, and tail belonging to the male.
>The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.
>The male, who is on the back of the female, uses tentacles to wrap tightly around the waist of the female. With this anchor it is then able to thrust inside of her from behind while using other tentacles to also grope her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864686
When I said earlier im ok atlach nacha, this is what i was imagining. need this. lying on top of your wife as she bites you in the nest you built together. at the same time, im still a bit off of the idea of venom, given recent expereinces.
>>40864692
That does sound pretty good, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864702
>>40864692
nevermind, it sounds more than pretty good. night gaunts have become a top 10 just from that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864723
what is this russain shog telling me

[Anonymous No.]

wife repost

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864646
Bouncer black tops placed on muscle girls kill it for me. But I think what would put me over the edge the most would be seeing a muscular MG using those weird suits that are not swimsuits but look like them that are very tight and shows up their muscles with the full 6 pack abs visible even though they are completely covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864735
She's says she's ready to answer your questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864751
am gonna ask her if she an angle
>>40864742
aint one for muscle to be honest but i wonder what you are talking about those weird swimsuit not suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864646
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864771
got more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864696
Ah, less succubus representation! Thank you for this. I like lesser succubi a lot. The idea of them not being able to contain their lust and behaving more like a monster girl in heat than a seductive temptress like another succubus is really hot. Even more so if you imagine they can't fully control their powers so they'll do the 'oh god i've gone too far, sorry anon ill look after you' thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864252
Good, very good
The power of hebi love grows stronger everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864769

Its like a very tight clothing, I used to have one when I was younger, I think it is used to go to the gym. The best I could describe it would be something like the pseudo swimsuit the dark skinned nurse joy of the orange islands used, but very very tight, covering your arms too and it shows off your muscles if you are ripped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864417
i try with flayers but ive not enough charisma

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864775
I just have the same elf but in bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864428
the lower the value of the dollar gets, the bigger her tits get. crash the economy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Another perfect monster. If you don't sleep tight, she make you sleep tight in her suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864783
so something like that full-body swimming oneise that you sometimes see surfers in?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would make the best momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864823
define momster. like the best parent or best 'parent' to (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864823
holsts, jabberwocks, dragons, wurms very much so, bogeys, elves, pyrow, bogies, hellhounds, hakutaku, trolls, automaton, kakuen, cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

TIL the Pyrow are the Balrogs of MGE and I could feel a part of my soul leaving my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864829
i think he means adoptive mom you fuck, which is a momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864847
They're not, newfriend. Balrogs are canon and have yet to get a profile. Pyrows are their minions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864692
Nice... nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864815
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864856
Oh right, thanks,
>>40864823
>a holst (for obvious reasons)
>a wisp (will keep you very safe)
>cheshire, hatter, jubjub, jabberwock (very lewd breeding tea parties with auntsters)
>succubus/lim (good at anything)

[Anonymous No.]

Musket bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864889
wurms are very good momsters as well by nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864880
How would a MG Boa constrictor look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864880

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864823
manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864926
I don't want an abusive momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864930
how are manticores inherently abusive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864926
>cruel
No, well depends. Manticore parenting of a man would likely that once you reach puberty or mid teens at most, bullying you until you decide life at home is unbearable so you run off to the arms of a monster girl to marry. Though she would likely first find out which MG races you like the most and put you in a position to encounter them, specially if they are among the most aggressive, strong or buff MGs and she would consider her parenting done after that. This is talking about a purely mom momster, where she is already married and you were either born from her or adopted by her and her husband. Now as a wife momster, I think Manticore would be... interesting. I genuinely can't imagine how they would treat a husband-son that she will have to "parent" for a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lim to hug me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864941
The only MG with "cruel" as disposition. No MG would be truly abusive, but manticore, for a completely platonic motherhood would likely be the one that approach the more and in some aspects enter into real life harsh mom territory. She would absolutely destroy any bully you have though. As a wife-momster she would be better, but I have no idea how she would behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864959
>bullying you until you decide life at home is unbearable so you run off to the arms of a monster girl
>run into the arms of a manticore
these must be those long-term effects of abuse I've hearing about

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864970
i want a demon to hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864959
>>40864973
slowly getting her husband son addicted to her venom and slowly worming her way into her sons mind, regura style

[Anonymous No.]

search your feelings you know it to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864988
mindflayers ARE perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864895
>"What makes a good soldier, private Harpy?"
>"The ability to fire three rounds a minute in any weather, ma'am!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864985
Death is truly a better fate then some mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864780
>possessive yandere hebi girlfriend ambushes you and checks your phone every time you come home
>you just laugh it off and headpat her
>she later asks why you don't get paranoid and weird when other men are around
>tell her it's because you love and trust her
>she slowly loses her yan and becomes a regular deredere after marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864857
Shit I misread the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865003
i think the addiction to them would be ok as long as you never leave them. itd definitely wouldnt be a terrible fate. i think id like it, as long as shes always there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864959
>husband-son that she will have to "parent" for a lifetime.
Please don't say it like that.
>>40865003
I don't think so. Just imagine a cute cu sith cuddling up against you. So loyal, so loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865021
i take back what i said, i just remembered how fucking horrible any addiction is. nevermind. venom addiction only sounds hot in theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865021
Yeah, it's what i'm saying, i'm not going again on that road, fuck eros, enjoy a dead corpse with not enough flesh to revive and no soul to catch.
>>40865022
You really want to see my brain blown up on the walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865025
>i take back what i said, i just remembered how fucking horrible any addiction is. nevermind. venom addiction only sounds hot in theory.

Remember Shirohebi curse literally works on addiction, making your body to need her to calm the "fire" within you and even then it never goes away, just calms down. It the thread is almost unanimous that it doesn't matter how faithful you are, getting "the flame" experience is bound to eventually happen when married to a Hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864834
>Wurm momster
>go to school
>Wurm momster crashes through the wall because you forgot your lunch
>you also forgot to give her a goodbye kiss when you left

[Anonymous No.]

If I shitpost enough about having a huge family on dungeon decorating forums and leak my ip will that draw the echidnas out of hiding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865111
>And she also gives you a bottle of her milk so you stay big and strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865044
I think you haven't gotten familiar with the idea of settling.
They are all good girls is another way to say any girl is good enough. Especially better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865123
well if you already have a huge family i dont think they'd be very interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865066
i may be retarded but i dont understand what point you are making

[Anonymous No.]

How would a tanuki react if you manage to repay her loan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865066
>It the thread is almost unanimous that it doesn't matter how faithful you are, getting "the flame" experience is bound to eventually happen when married to a Hebi.
Because of overlap of people who like Shirohebi and yandere (which makes sense), and sometimes because it's funny. You just don't hear much about a sensible Shirohebi who trusts her hubby and doesn't suspect the worst without proper evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865161
fear.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865161
think that causes a temporary mindbreak
that loan had a 3000% interest rate

[Anonymous No.]

>lie backwards
>land on flayer tummy
>head between her tits
>near enough covers your sight
>look up
>see smug, lewd smile of flayer wife
>suddenly get squided
life good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865140
except humpty eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865173
Which MG would make the best guitarist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865190

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865173
>>40865190
Which MGs would make the greatest band in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865161
>O, my rubber bank account

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865161
>she asks how you paid it off
>Bicorn walks into her office talking about how you worked it off nightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865140
I still that some are worst than nothing, their profile really disgust me. I don't want to be forced into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865206
Gandharva on guitar
Siren on vocals
Kraken on quad-pedal drums
succubassist

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865182
Do mind flayers and their husbands get tired of the splatoon memes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865234
they stop being funny but they never get annoying

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865221
>succubassist
>wishes someone would actually appreciate her talent on bass instead of seeing her as just another person with a guitar
Will you listen to her 13 minute bass solo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865162
Well, it doesn't help that KC confirmed actual Yandere MGs exist in a tweet and it isn't just the fandom drawing inferences. By the way, ironically enough, while it is obvious reading the profiles which races are Yan, the only MG directly stated to be racewide yanderes by KC are... Inaris!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865248
Yandere foxes ARE cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865248
it's not as if there's much difference in levels of obsession and devotion between a yan monster and regular one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865206
hellhound as the lead vocalist/frontwoman
manticore as guitarist
salamander as the drummer
demon keyboardist/pianist
rajiu as the bassist and an amp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865271
I think Jinkos being whiteknights would prevent them from being yanderes, and Four Fiends Jinkos would be too aggressive to be yan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865220
If it's a looks thing incublization will make you find them attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865283
i don't follow but ok. people have wildly different understandings of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

its jinkoin' time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865248
>>40865262
>>40865271

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865246
I would jam right along with her.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/smQQ8GEfoY
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 119. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/h7ujKLeY

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865294
It's more about inherent fault like cruelty, domination... I hate it deeply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865306
For me it's making out with one. I just like to imagine kissing a muscular woman, and Jinko is my favorite monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865346
cute manticore.
obligate complaint about hyperpreg continuing to exist outside the containment gallery

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865308
not the gatcha fox. we dont like that here.

[Anonymous No.]

among the coolest monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865403
she makes it difficult to keep my tom levels within safe tolerance ranges

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865403
but how can I steal their gold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865403

I shouldn't had asked KC if they could become as muscular as Jinkos, I really liked Ocelomehs and was hot imagine a buff Ocelomeh wife, but KC stated that it is very hard for them to build muscle because they are more lithe, I can't even check the tweet to see if he said hard or just plain said they can't do it because he deleted all his secondary account tweets. I guess he really wanted to strike a sort of "opposites" contrast between lithe and agility in Ocelomehs and strenght in Jinkos. It kinda really knocked down Ocelomeh waifu for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865403
I enjoy their more slender paws compared to other beastmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865410
you shouldnt? or just ask politely. its how i get all my cocoa for baking. as long as i share the brownies i make, they let me have as much as i want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865403
they are neat, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865403
They're dorks that are fun to bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865424
her paws are nice but dont forget how nice big paws are. imagine holding big paws. just as good as slender paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865417
>he deleted all his secondary account tweets
The man has serious brainworms, what happened now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865433
stop bullying monsters. stop being mean. be nice to monsters. treat monsters with respect.

[Anonymous No.]

whats the forecast shoggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865410
Sell gunpowder to a rival tribe and have them steal the gold for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865403
I want an ocelomeh priestess to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865444
only sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865444
no
dorks get bullied into the dork box

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865442

I have no idea, worse of all is that I sometimes get notifications that he tweets something from his secondary account, but when I go to see the tweet is unavailable, meaning he at times tweets from there and then deletes the tweets afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865444
They bully us, they're mean to us, they don't treat us with respect, so they get the same treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865444
If monsters get to pounce me for every reason in the book, I get to bully them when I see a weakness

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite minotaur pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865444
vampires are meant to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

chocolate monsters are best monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865470
I wouldn't take the denial part too far, but I love the idea of teasing a werewolf or other beastman while she's in heat. God forbid her heat cycle overlaps with the full moon, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865504
chocolate monsters means chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865524
tastes like natron

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865504
I have a dedicated brown folder for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865444
Which MG makes the best bully bait?
For me it's either monoeyes or Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865549
Please post more then Anon which ones your favorite pic?

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaohs were made to be fed to apophises.

Remember that by doing this, you make your grape snek waif happy, and you get a slave pharaoh out of it. You'll get the joy of being dommed by your snek waif and domming your pharaoh slave. Until one day pharaoh catches you off guard and doms you despite her being your slave.
Haha, how embarrassing would that be haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865567
That folder also contains a mix of nsfw and non-monster, but I could post a couple thread-appropriate favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865524
what does this look mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865599
she wants help anon

[Anonymous No.]

In all seriousness though, I wanna hand over all the pharaohs to apophises. Even the loli pharaohs to the loli apophises

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound's charcoal grey is nice but there's no replacement for a good choco dog.

[Anonymous No.]

I like anubi but I wish they were more chocolate, they'd definitely place higher on my list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865641
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865567
eros chocolate can't be beat

[Anonymous No.]

choclate chesh is better than normal chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865624
>give loli pharaoh to loli Apophis
>they become bff's after a tea party

[Anonymous No.]

Fox operator

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865671
I love hellhounds the way they are and would never want to change them, but a similar girl with dark brown skin would always be my preference.

>>40865660
Light brown is really nice too, it pairs well with a better variety of hair and eye colors I think.

[Anonymous No.]

they even made a choco robo maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865641
I thought dogs were allergic to chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer my venom to be chocolate flavored.

[Anonymous No.]

am i a bad person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865735
hell even angels are chocolate flavored

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865737
Fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best pharaoh/apophis pics please!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865731
Stupid dumb, sexy dog

[Anonymous No.]

F O X

>>40865731
MGE ones are not t. KC

[Anonymous No.]

Last one from me. Thank you for joining me at this exhibit. Please consider drawing more brown trolls and other choco monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn’t lilim ushi wear a cow skull, they’re the height of ushi fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865754
May the DL bless you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865754
already on it, I just need more focus, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865771
My brown folder has 741 images in it. I don't mind dropping a few here and there, I just don't want to eat up too many image slots when it's not relevant to discussion.

>>40865774
Be sure to share when you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865754
>pic
Imagine the shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865791
That's not an Umi-Osho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865786
that choco wurm was one but this troll would be the next

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865791
Sun-baked soil, fresh greens, the light scent of a simmering vegetable soup.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sex loli pharaoh
Guard loli pharaoh from grape snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865826
She looks like she ordered her Anubis guards to take you to her royal palace, just because she heard you were from a foreign country and wanted to see what you looked/talked like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865754
Sun baked trolls are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865847
>Anon and the Anubis guard become loli pharaohs surrogate family

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865877
>Anon tries to get loli Pharaoh to eat more vegetables and fruit, instead of cakes and sweets that seem to already be going straight to her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865815
Erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865826
I will feed said pharaoh to a grape snake just like >>40865576 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865893
>Anon and Anubis guard become immune to her god voice because she uses it all the time to get sweets before bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865847
>the pharaoh takes a major liking to you
>anubis guards are relieved someone is going to give her correction and the land is going to have atleast one responsible monarch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865686
Even better if they're an 8 foot tall chocolate chesh,

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865858
I want to shipwreck on a tropical island with a troll and watch her transform into a tanned rape machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865936
and they are very soft and plush

[Anonymous No.]

Going adventuring? Recruit your local Shoggoth. She can be your armor, your weapons, your potions, your tent, and your storage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865991
people always talk about shogs like they're all max level, end game builds
but what can level 1 shog do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865956
>another Anon gets washed ashore
>gets tackled by 12 tanned trolls while mom and dad are making sister #18

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866004
make you a nice pair of shoe, seriously a nice pair of comfortable shoes are extremely valuable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866004
>Level one shog
>Can assume a small sized "Shog Roomba" form for cleaning and infiltration.
>Can also emit a keening sound that can stun the enemy if the fail the save.
>Otherwise they're just a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866004
>but what can level 1 shog do?
Go to kindergarten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866024
Kindergarten at the maid academy sounds like pure hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865956
Getting chased through the jungle Most Dangerous game style by any monster is top tier but man would a trolls increasingly frustrated shouts be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866035
how so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866064
Mix the prim and proper attitudes of the maids with the general chaotic energy that is young children and you get a recipe for disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866070
it seems like one of the easier gigs compared to dragon wrangling and hellhound juggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866076
Have you ever had to deal with more than four kids at once? It'll make you wanna bite a bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866076
You can get swole enough to do all that, nothing to it, but you have to be a monk to be a kindergarten teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866125
i meant that being your kindergarten class

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866125
NTA but I got used to dealing with kids every Sunday since nobody else would watch them at church and they're not too bad to deal with so long as they were raised right. I'm really worried an amazon village will find out and kidnap me to be a teacher

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop thinking about buff minos, guys. Help!

[Anonymous No.]

im not afraid of any monstergirl. females cant rape men

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866177
unicorns are a little unnerving

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866179
Dormice are the scariest mamono of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866179
Unicorns don't rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866211
big, horny, virgin hunters with high magical power and physical strength
they call it 'making love' instead of rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866225
Who doesn't wanna make sweet, sweet love by the fireplace with your Unicorn gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866235
The guy doing that but with a whitehorn gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866235
>horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866225
maybe I want to be hunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866259
I'd love to be hunted by a whitehorn, bound up, carried home, and eaten by the lovely deer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866259
I just want to go hunting with my White Horn waifu, do you think she'll have a problem dropping a deer with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866264
This but with spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866274
>Arachne hums her own theme song when she's prowling around your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866274
diving bell arachne when?

[Anonymous No.]

So which monsters can do a rolling spin attack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866280
>anon tries to hide from hunting spider wife
>always gets caught cause he laughs at her dorky theme song

[Anonymous No.]

would you play tag with your wife and if so, how good would she be at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866274
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866296
manko

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866296
green worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866296
All of them technically can when they sit and spin on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866309
I would play hide and seek with my dragon wife. Needless to say, she would panic a good bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866296
Sandworm rolling spin attack is so devastating it can destroy entire villages

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866296
wurmroll as well a wurm corkscrew

[Anonymous No.]

>werecat getting jealous when you hold and pet your cat
>kobold getting jealous when you give your dog treats and call him a good boy
>lamia getting jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866004
>>40866017

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866366
An arachne might be bothered by the amount of cobwebs I've allowed to build up in my apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866367
can i take her home? please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866367
hnnnnngh, thanks ln. the cutest damn shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866366
>Lamia gets hungry when I play with my hamsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866367
Adorable level 1 shog.
Gonna let her do a good days work and cook me a dinner.
After that, snuggle time as a reward.

Its pretty funny but my first thought was "I'll take her out for dinner" before remember that it would probably be considered an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866367
I wouldn't be able to make minishog clean for me, she's too precious. She can ride on my shoulder and watch while I work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866367
Why do you have a picture of my daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866386
>minshog rides on shoulder while you go about your day
>her maid instincts tell her to clean so she either fixes your collar or wipes your face clean

[Anonymous No.]

Oily anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866380
>your hamsters go missing the next day

[Anonymous No.]

how would DE react of instead of fighting you just clip through walls to some other area?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866411
>The truth is, she is already the house she just pretends to be smaller so you like her more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866411
>anon often is thought to be insane since he talks to themselves
>He is just talking to his mini shog

[Anonymous No.]

I dare you to post a naked selfie on /hag/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866426
The anti-piracy mechanics would activate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866421
It'd be an instant divorce if something happened to Jay and Silent Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866462
She'll just track you down and rape you until you're not mad anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866467
She ate my boys there's no way I'll never not be mad at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866467
there is something you dont do to a mans pets and expect to stay loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866420
Grease me up, I’m going in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866391
And what are YOU looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866447
it's okay she's a privateer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866482
ちんちん

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866444
I would but my Shogputer won't let me send out nudes. I can send out regular selfies but nudes get sent to somewhere even I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866511
Its all fun and games till shoggy merges with your social security number.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to reward new maids for their hard work.
Comfy beds and hot baths are like gold to a maid, as is master snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866296
I want to see a Minotaur do a jumping spin attack with her ax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866471
>>40866472
Yeah, but when you're balls deep in her and her long, thick, slimy tongue is caressing the inside of your mouth. It's hard to be mad. Especially when she keeps peppering you with words of love between kisses. And she won't stop or let go until you're not mad anymore. Even if that takes days or even weeks

Also, lamias are crazies. Don't stick your dick in crazy if you don't want stuff like that to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866296
clown bogies would be able to do that as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866555
I would rather kill myself and go where Jay and Silent Bob are than put my dick in their murderer. You are sorely mistaken on how much I love those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866570
i'd expect more of a cartwheel or tumble

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866571
Would it kill you to stop talking about suicide all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866632
>Would it kill you to stop talking about suicide all the time
such irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866644
nothing slips by you

[Anonymous No.]

I will post this fox and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, talk about nice things.
Like big jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866653
Wrong Anon and I only brought it up because that's what I'd do if I couldn't kill her myself for eating my pets.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been dragged mercilessly into a muddy den by a ferocious bunyip and she shagged me raw like I was a sheila against my own will, i've never felt so violated before in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Confess your sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866571
Should we monsterize your hamsters instead of getting you a lamia wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866689
I wanna be screwed and then vored by a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866689
When I was a young boy, I would let the dark priestess at our church do naughty things to me behind closed doors, where I learned about sex early on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866689
i want to have sex with my adoptive momster

[Anonymous No.]

i told the world i was stabbed in the butt but it was a toilet paper cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866689
Foxposting has made it so foxes shot up in my preferences so they are competing for the top spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866692
No I just love animals Anon. Especially my pets. You wouldn't understand because you're a sociopathic basement dweller with family issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866715
Here ya go Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866719
All three claims you've just made about me are false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866746
Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866711
Toilet paper golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866797
uoooooh もふもふ

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866689
Despite loving all the big titty monsters, I hate milk and refuse to drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866797
She looks like she pooped the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl from 300 years ago gets tossed forward in time to the present
>You're the first person she meets

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866871
>I proceed to feed her exactly ONE (1) sour patch kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866689
I have my waifus personality set in stone but her species changes from month to month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866871
am gonna draw something on a computer and pretend im wizard or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866871
Gonna take her to an all you can eat buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>Is it really cradle robbing if he was my husband in his previous life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40853091
How can Kikimoras compete when Shoggoths are way cooler than them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40867041
>tfw your fox wife raised you this reincarntion

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866689
Non-porn settings make me want to fuck, but porn settings like this just make me want to learn magic and conduct experiments while avoiding sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40867041
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

white and red is such a good color scheme for a fox.

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>>40867041
What would she do if you reincarnated as a girl?

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>>40867256
Actually mabanonomo mana forbids this.

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>>40867082
i know that feeling, it feels like some autistic need to balance everything out

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>>40866296
Raiju have a electricity cloaked spin dash with high horizontal movement. Baphomet's have a slower on that ends with them slamming their scythe down for massive damage depending on what part of the hitbox lands. Dark Matters and Shoggoths have the same move with minor aesthetic differences where they morph into a tentacle laden ball and roll forward violently.

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>>40867041
You literally took our son from his cradle, you crazy fox!

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>>40865417

This is what you get for asking confirmation for every single detail from KC. I get it, it is hot to get direct canon confirmation for your kinks, but why do you need that in a setting where the general rule is "assume yes unless stated otherwise by KC or canon"? Do you want a MG situation confirmed as canon that bad? Commission a MGE art of it and tag it on Twitter, KC will likely share it, giving it the defacto confirmation, this is likely how KC came to consider Hellhounds to have a lot of muscular individuals in the first place.

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>Hey you! These abs are not going to lick themselves!

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>>40867230
there's a couple things i like about foxes but i can't quite put my finger on it

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fuck your swords
do it now

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>>40867544
Sorry ma'am I'm a motorboat kinda guy.

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>>40867568
It's the assets. Foxfire is a really cool spell, and who knows what other magic they have.

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>>40867544
Sorry, I'm not into muscle, only softness.

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>>40867578
I'm sorry I didn't hear you, I was too busy nutting in this set of armor that's been passed down for generations in my family.

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>>40867578
Shhh, don't give her ideas. See I saw this Tanuki the other day and approached her on her shop, being Zipanguese I figured she knew an Ochimusha and asked her if she knew one, she asked me why and I told her I wanted a warrior bodyguard wife, she told me to meet her the next day. Then this dumb racoon came wearing a sword and started to call herself "my sword", now she follow me around everywhere and I can't manage to get out of her sight.

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What are Zipangu game shows like?

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>>40867792
Confusing, amusing, and often ends in rape.

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I wanna sniff danuki breath on an hourly basis

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I want monster babes like demons, cheshire cats, titanias, and others surrounding me and checking out my massive cock and balls like sluts

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>shota
>want to find your wine goat auntie in busy place
>start thinking about drunk monsters lovingly cuddling you
>can almost feel her lock onto you

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>>40853091
Fancy hebi

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>>40868453
now she can stalk you in style

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Wake up

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>>40868723
But those are male peacock feathers

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>>40868752
Yeah so
Since they're the initiating party, MGs picked up the showy features.

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>>40868723
I cannot wake up from this hellish real world

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>>40868723
Not only did I already wake up, I already watched Only Yesterday.
>you will never move into the countryside with a troll/holst/weresheep/[insert preferred tradwife species here]

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>>40868848
What happens when get cornered by a flock of aggressive ship

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>>40868791
nah
give a regular drab boring peahen harpy that preens and fusses over me as she slowly teaches me the ways of the fashonista till I become a gaudy pompous and fabulous showoff that could give vampires and phantoms a run for their money

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>>40869090
Sheep damnit, it's too early...

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>>40869101
Sheep are silly creatures, surely they are not dangerous. Lay down with them and know their softness.

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>>40869113
But anon, they've got me backed against the wall, crazed look in their eyes and are speaking in unison

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>>40869153
A chorus of baas!

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>>40868752
What, are you going to tell me that the red wyverns are males too?

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>>40861035
post it here and i'll give it 1 more read on AO3

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>>40869163
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

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>>40865624
Give adult Pharaoh to loli Apophis.

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>>40865936
I usually prefer tall, but I think cheshire is one of the few monsters I would rather have be around my height or slightly lower. Like in the range of 5'9" to 6'2" would be ideal.

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>>40866346
picturing it as them spinning the same way you would on an office chair

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>>40866367
That's it. If I get a Shog, I'm making a daughter with her as soon as possible.

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>>40867082
same brother. except maybe i wouldn't avoid sex, but just let it happen when it does.

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>>40869395
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35377255
Don't say I didn't warn you, its definitely not my best work

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>>40866689
i want to get level drained and looked after by a monster girl, carried either inside her clothes or between her tits. preferably an abyssal. i know, however, that having this would make me feel like a parasite, even if she was super into it.

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>>40864118
her game's been out for long enough that by now she's already in the 30's. but also Draph genetics make her always look young and shortstack.

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>>40866665
Molesting one in her sleep, escalating until she wakes up to getting her pussy licked.

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I wonder if trumpart husbands just carry around cards and pull them out to make their wives fight each other. Since you can't trade them I'd assume they'd just get a normal card equivalent and use them to keep score or something.

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>>40864601
>monster girl helps you get it on with other monster girl
why is this so hot, and why is there so little of it?

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>>40869772
>anglerfish mermaids

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>>40864880
she's the king? well i didn't vote for her!

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>>40870075
sounds good. theyd be a good fit for an abyssal thing. i considered it before but its really hard to think of exactly what the male should become without the idea sounding uncomfortable. in actual anglerfish, the male is naturally way smaller. they physically fuse into the female and start to share a bloodsupply, essentially acting as a new organ that produces semen. where to go with that, i have no idea. maybe its more a mental transformation, and the anglerfish mermaid is naturally really big? maybe looking at their light for too long causes you to get paralysed so they can take you? hard to design.

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ded

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>>40870383
Can't talk, crying over all the lost books in the world.

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>>40870403
still weeping over the library of alexadria.

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>>40870432
Watch the new Trey the Explainer video

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>>40870453
i dont know who that is but i will

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>got some neat looking fics to study the writing style
>got an idea in my head
oh yeah,I think it's time to write about NTR