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How does it feel to hold a hell raven in your arms?

>> No.4085000

>>4084989

Warm

>> No.4084997

>>4084989

Dusty.

>> No.4085006

Wonderful. ;_;

>> No.4085008

bag of sand

>> No.4085004

You know those territorial magpies? You know, the fuckers that try to peck out your eyes for going a kilometer near their nests?

Think one of those, except eagle sized and constantly squeaking CAWWWW CAWWWW CAWWWW CAWWWWW on your face. Hell ravens are the reason the hell is deserted. Not even the demons would put up with that shit.

>> No.4085016

>>4084989
Ionized

>> No.4085020

Warm and tingly, then relaxing and sleepy, then death by radiation poisoning.

>> No.4085025

good man

>> No.4085031

Unyuclear

>> No.4085033

>>4085004

She also poops everywhere while flying.

>> No.4085502
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4085502

>>4085020

>> No.4085530

Feels radioactive man

>> No.4085541

Utsuho is smarter than Orin.

>> No.4085554

>>4085541
>Utsuho is smarter than Orin.

Orin picks up corpses.
Okuu knows how to use nuclear fusion.

I would think so.

>> No.4085567

I remember how when I was a child I used to play every day with my neighbour's raven.
Feels nostalgic man.

>> No.4085598

>>4085567
you now realize that the raven never existed.

it is a false memory your mind planted to protect you.

what you played with - forced to play with - was your neighbour's penis.

>> No.4085602

I want a pet raven. Things are cool as hell.

>> No.4085606

>>4085602
I see what you did there.

>> No.4085632

>>4085598

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.4085635
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>>4085598
No /jp/!
Stop ruining my few happy childhood memories!

>> No.4085677

>>4085635
NEVER MORE! NEVER MORE!

>> No.4085700

>>4085606
Heh. Seriously though, ravens are smart and that makes them awesome.

>> No.4085714

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNxuEj356Qc

we're all fucked

>> No.4086393

>>4085714
don't fuck with corvids

>> No.4086619

>>4085598

The fuck's a raven?

>> No.4086626

>>4086619
they own!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Raven#Intelligence

>> No.4086639

Can you have sex with one?

>> No.4086646
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>>4086639
utsuho is a hell raven. so kinda??

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>> No.4086736

I hate how ZUN portrays Utsuho, because ravens are supposed to be intelligent, not retarded.

>> No.4086749

>>4086736
GET NUCLEAR POWER

GET BRAIN TUMOR

>> No.4086748

>>4086736

Well, they're no African Greys.

>> No.4086757

>>4085598
wha-!?

>> No.4086762

>>4086736
Well, I love how he manages to break the stereotypes.

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>>4086748

These motherfuckers are GENIUSES of the animal world.

>> No.4086785

>>4086781
But they're so ugly... Corvids are much cooler looking.

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4086789

>>4086785

Geniuses don't have to be pretty.

>> No.4086797

>>4086789
its really a computer talking.

>> No.4086802

>>4086797

Yeah, a computer named Stephen.

>> No.4086879

>>4086789
How do you know the computer isn't controlling him instead?

>> No.4086883

>>4086879

THAT POOR MAN

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