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Everyone loves this gluttonous dragon, right?

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>> No.40834739
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40834739

Howdy neighbor.

>> No.40834754
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>>40834739
I HATE THE ANTI-MILK

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Bote

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Babies.

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Well see you tomorrow my brothers, please don't burn down the thread so quickly. Have a hag in exchange

>> No.40834830

>>40834739
Touch the cow. Do it now.

>> No.40834882

>have childhood friend fox,
>end up having to part ways because she needs to go to a god pantheon to prepare for her future
>your one fear is that she will starve, she is far too underweight for her own safety
>because there is a strong love between you two so you both stay alive for the next thousand years
>one day visit a random shrine while exploring
>find your childhood friend sitting on her fat ass eating about a week's worth of offerings.
>it all went to the right places at least, her face and arms are still slim while her stomach has a tasteful amount of pudge on it. but her thighs, ass, and breasts are massive. if she had a horn headband most would mistake her for a FAT cow
>and then there is the wall of tail behind her, nine extremely fluffy tails. even one would put a fox that decided to shove all their power into one tail to shame.
>you remember reading about how being well fed would make a fox's tail grow larger but you didnt expect it to be this extreme. you could use one as a bed on its own.
>she is stumbling over every word out of embarrassment trying to greet you while attempting to put up a illusionary spell
>when she does finally get the spell up she tries pulling a "you didnt see anything"
>smack her ass and watch as the spell shatters like glass
>end up talking for a while when she calms down
>turns out that despite how flustered she got at the sight of you, she's become quite a smug and powerful fox recently and has made the surrounding area go from a dying village to a prosperous and lavish small city over two hundred years
>the assets you see are just the fruits of her "labor" (lazily casting a spell on farmland every once in a while and monsterizing any order raids)
>you say that if her love still exists you would want to live with her
>before you can even finish saying live she drags you off to bed to make up for a thousand years of being apart.
>fortunately you get some breaks throughout the next month because she's been Pavloved to become hungry whenever the offering bell rings
>at least you no longer need to fear her starving to death. but you wish she would stop dropping her weight on you when she was done with sex.

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Doggy.

>> No.40835007

Would your vampwife be upset if you donated to a blood bank?
Its for a good cause whats the harm

>> No.40835013

I'd prefer a buff dragon personally.

>> No.40835193
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>>40834882
fat fox tats and ass

>> No.40835227

Who is stronger, Minotaurs or Jinkos? I am not asking who would win in a fight (Jinkos likely stomp) but just who actually has more physical strenght? Like who would win in an armwrestling match, carry you around more easily, carry heavier stuff, be harder to get out of her holding you down with her arms, etc.

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>>40835227
my headcanon is that Jinkos have more skill and Minos have more strength, because Jinkos spend lots of time training and Minos just sleep but they're still ripped and very strong
both are good but I just like Minos more

>> No.40835318

>>40835227
Average Minotaur and average Jinko should be on the same level. Now, Jinkos are more diligent and Minotaurs are known to be lazy, yet the latter are still impressively built. Lazy Jinko would be a sad sight, and a hardworking Mino with motivation to work out would be an unstoppable force.

>> No.40835393

>>40834809
Old busty Monsokyo hag. Plump and meaty.

>> No.40835493

>>40835007
depends on the level of haughtiness.

>> No.40835557
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The most dangerous fox attack of them all.

>> No.40835576

>>40835193
oh that image does not do our overly endowed fox any good.
she has forgone fire and instead picked up nature magic.
much like her field are bountiful with rich soil and many times the food you could expect from a inert field, so too is her body bountiful with breasts that would break a scale and a ass that could shatter a man's legs if she decided to sit in someone's lap!

>> No.40835615

>>40835576
ah and i forgot to mention her tails, yes.
each one overfilled and oversized with comical amounts of fur. if you are some human anomaly and the front doesnt make her weight unbearable then these will, each tail easily over a hundred pounds (45.35KG)
when she hovers over a field to enchant it at the beginning of the season its quite common for some strands of shed fur to fall as not even her lover that stood the test of time can handle brushing the massive mofu.
farmers will try to capture these strands for good luck and a extra bounty in the fields, unbeknownst to them that the strands contain extremely potent fox mana that corrupts any human females and makes beast girls more fox like in nature and tail size.

>> No.40835814

>>40835615
some may still be wondering about her stomach but rest assured, it is relatively tiny. while it is soft its one of the few parts of her that isnt oversized.
but nature magic is quite taxing on one that was meant to burn, to counter this she must eat many, many times what she is supposed to to store all the mana, giving her a extreme appetite to go along with her size.
yes your average offering of a plate of fried tofu and a bottle of sake are not enough for this fox, we instead need crates and barrels, her stomach's size after the fact betraying the idea that she ate even a fraction of what she did
but unlike other foxes of her power she is much more kind and sweet, after finishing off the sake and there is a male around she gets all lovey, dovey, and cuddly. but at the back of her mind is always the love for her "little adventurer" that she grew up with. it would hurt her so to betray him. so she makes sure to just go to sleep and dreams about the day he finds her before she can do something she would regret.

and those dreams often lead to daydreams the next day about when they two were still together.
she was horrible malnourished at the time with a withered tail, putting everything she could into her studies of nature magic. she would neglect her body much to anon's fright.
he had to make sure to interrupt her at the perfect moment or else she would refuse to eat for another few hours, and when she did eat it was never the full plate, only a few bites.
he had to spray her with water if she was staying up far too late to get her to snap out of the study trance, but if he did it at a key moment in her study then it was another all nighter.
oh he did not take the news of her going to a god pantheon well, it would mean that he couldn't be there to look after her.
but her studies were over then, she no longer had to burry herself in books or practice extremely draining magic for hours on end. but even after hearing that he was still worried, she hadn't properly taken care of herself for years.
he denies it but when she left he was in a sobbing mess. crying about how "she couldnt afford to miss another meal" and "root smoothies are not substance for a meat eating kitsune!"
and at the end of that part of the daydream she would always think
>oh if only he saw me now

>> No.40835827

Mamono horror films, what are they like?
>man goes on a date with a lovely succubus girl, gets in bed with her only to find out she was a human girl cosplaying as a monster

>> No.40835866

>>40835827
depends on what level of horror we are talking.
>low level
what you said
>medium level
human male abandoned in a area with real monsters, his wife is forced to try and reason with them by giving them mamanomana and hoping the process is fast enough to save him or embrace her own monster side and kill.
>high level
a monster falls to a humanization curse that the order uses, in her quest to curse it she must be careful not to hurt anybody with her changing mannerisms.
>banned from ever showing or airing again
monster gets abandoned in the human earth, slowly loses her mana, and falls to the mannerism of a earth female.

>> No.40835872

>lone amateur occultist attempts to summon an eldritch god
>he ends up summoning a Shoggoth
>he thinks he was successful and prostrates himself before her
>the Shog is confused and her attempts to clear up the misunderstanding fail
>she starts playing along when she figures it makes her new Master happier

>> No.40835878

>>40835814
>they two
>horrible malnourished
b-but i proofread twice.
i cant be that tired, its only 5:14am.

>> No.40835883

>>40835827
I think for the most part they'd be like normal horror movies with the exception of the actors actually fucking instead of just talking about it.
Then there would be the "fringe" and "experimental" stuff.
Like a guy with arachnophobia that is about to get a new spider girl wife. Played for horror with the final scene being her cocooning him in her web and fucking him senseless.

>> No.40835915

>>40835872
>lone amateur occultist attempts to summon an eldritch god
Imagine getting isekai'd into MGE, nobody speaks your language and everyone you try to talk to gets really scared the moment you say anything. Eventually you stumble upon a ancient ruin, inside you find some ancient archway with plain English written on it. You repeat the text out loud in confusion and accidentally summon a abyssal girl.
Turns out in their world, English is the abyssal language and that's why everyone is afraid of you.

>> No.40836020

>>40835915
i can just imagine the scenario. the smug abyssal explaining to the human just what is going on
>oh hey dude. yeah ive been watching you... lmfao
>what do you mean "lmfao" ive been scared because everybody is scared of me! and now the only one that i can understand and can understand me is well... ya know.
>my guy, my pal, my """incompressible horror"""... fuck this is too hilarious.
>can you please stop laughing for a moment?
>alright, alright. so english, your nati - pfft - native language... ITS THE LANGUAGE OF WHAT YOU WOULD CALL DEMONS HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>so you mean...
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA. YES. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. HA. HA. ha. fuck. sorry, i haven't had a laugh like this in a while. ive been trapped in that summoning circle for ages because of a fox that didnt bother learning the last word on that arch and the summoning failed.
>. . .
>ok lol i know you are still in shock but can i have some sex btw?
>
>h-hey wait come back here i can only get energy from essence now that im out of the circle and in the overworld! and you know well enough how thats a bit of a difficulty.

>> No.40836030

>>40836020
Swx the girl.
Become spider to top off everything else.

>> No.40836138
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>We are the werewolves of Lescatie
>We are the army of the wild
>We are werewolves all we need is semen.
>We are the legend of the night

>> No.40836163

>>40836138
I like evil girls. We're so lucky the radical army full of wannabe housewives decided to go for the dark lord of evil aesethtic

>> No.40836238

>>40836138
I want a werewolf to rape me while playing powerwolf.
Fallen goddess werewolf nun when?

>> No.40836290

Would anons lose their minds and shitpost me if I posted a story about my self-insert living in MGE-land? My self-insert is black because I'm black, and naturally there's some sex involved. I'm not one to fixate on race-play, go muh BBC, or anything like that. Race would certainly warrant at least a mention or two, though. Just want to gauge if it's worth sharing or would just be a disaster.

>> No.40836309

>>40836290
>Would anons lose their minds and shitpost me if I posted a story about my self-insert living in MGE-land?
Generally speaking, excessive RP tends to piss people off regardless of what it is.

>> No.40836328

>>40836290
>>40836309
Wait, fuck, I miss read that.
If it's just a story then you'll probably get a few edgy people shitposting about it but most people won't care.

>> No.40836507

>>40836290
put it in a pastebin, ao3 or something, dont post it here directly

>> No.40836530 [DELETED] 

>>40836309
Mhm, I'd never. Was just gonna put it on pastebin or maybe AOO3 or TFT.

>> No.40836544

>>40836507
Mhm, I'd never. Was just gonna put it on pastebin or maybe AOO3 or TFT.

>> No.40836553
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40836553

Why is jinko milk so expensive?

>> No.40836567

>>40836553
Lack of jinko dairies.
Be a part of the solution

>> No.40836589

It is wonderworm time. You do not get a choice in the matter.

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>>40836589
And meet her in her boudoir!

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Stanced the FUCK up. Levels of drip INCALCULABLE by human imagination.

>> No.40836650

>>40836589
>>40836600
Sell me on wonderworms.

>> No.40836669

>>40836650
They’re just smokehobos if you’re a monogamy loving-leg hating fag

>> No.40836698

>>40836650
Theres a few things I like about them:
>Very huggable in shape
>Very good for sleeping on
>Good colors
>WonderWeed
>Will sit on top of/underneath a mushroom with you and talk about the nature of reality
>Terminally chill
>Wonderlanders

>> No.40836723

Beware, big swimsuit Oni soon.

>> No.40836761

>>40836723
Yuugi in a swimsuit? Where?

>> No.40836803
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>>40836761
Nope
Gacha

>> No.40836817
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HAG
SEX

>> No.40836819

>>40836567
im going to put my lactating fist to good use

>> No.40836828

>>40836819
>You're already milked
>"nyaani?!"

>> No.40836834

>>40836803
damn that is so funny, i can count pixels
>>40836817
I love mature monsters so damn much

>> No.40836848

>>40836834
Believe you me, its a low quality pic taken from a live stream.
When the character art comes out well see what happens.
She's drawn by Raita so who knows.

>> No.40836867

>>40836828
>Anon was taught this style by a very busty fire mouse
>It casues any monster hit by it to go up 4 cup sizes and start lactating
>Anon goes to dojo after dojo, making new cows everytime he leaves
>Making rare milk like dragon, jinko and firemouse milk less expensive

>> No.40836868

>>40836817
human woman with horns

post better monster girls

>> No.40836879
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>>40836834
>I love mature monsters so damn much
Dangerously Based

>> No.40836886

>>40836867
A man we should all envy

>> No.40836897
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>>40836868
Here

>> No.40836914

>>40836897
thank you, now this is a monster girl

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>>40836914
You're welcome

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>>40836817
>wasn't into foxes
>gave into them not too long ago
>now the same is starting to happen with hags
I may have overestimated my strength.

>> No.40836966
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>>40836951
Have both.

>> No.40836976

>>40836867
...Anon's going to get repeatedly challenged by his childhood friend and rival that is the Master's daughter isn't he?

>> No.40837003

>>40836976
and she was taught the thundering leg which gives monsters bigger butts and thighs

>> No.40837136

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.40837157

>>40837136
There are so many better options, why danuki?
Demon breath just seem far superior.

>> No.40837235

>>40837157
Danuki is a perfect balance between erotic and business. Hot breath, sweet voice. Heavy accent. Adorable ears. Probably a slight stink from the food she eats, but nothing bad. Just whatever she ate last. It's natural breath.

I don't wanna sniff demon breath. Unnatural. Probably good yes, but not what I'm looking for as my number one pick for breath sniffing. Though not my last pick either. I don't know.

>> No.40837527

I should also say, kikimora, bicorn, shirohebi, and dormouse would be excellent options for breath sniffing as well. Though danuki #1.

>> No.40837566

I wish to die from getting my stuffed between massive undead titties or geting my face sat on by a massive fucking ass

>> No.40837802

for reasons i need to take an inventory and what has been real real and what was just in my head.
in these threads was there a thing were a guy kept paying commissions of an mg getting head pats and some people in these threads were mad at him for doing so?

>> No.40837900
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Remember the last terms and conditions list that you skipped through, before clicking 'I accept'?
You should've read the fine print...

>> No.40837908
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Tall monsters are for stuffing you under their skirt so that you can eat them out wherever they go without anyone knowing.

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>>40837900
>You should've read the fine print...
Not needed.

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>>40837908
Based.

>> No.40837951

>>40837900
Reading is for nerds

>> No.40837953

>>40837908
Yuuka Kazami is a scary hag! Run away!

>> No.40837969

>>40837908
>>40837941
I wanna live in tallbourgh and feel small exploring that town!

>> No.40837984
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How do I tell a holst from a mino? Is it based on muscle size, demeanor or something else?

>> No.40838049

>>40837984
Ask them for maze. If they give you corn, they're a holst. If they're a mino, well...

>> No.40838107

>>40837900
And what's she gonna do? I'm behind 7 proxies.

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>>40834730

>> No.40838360

>>40837900
thing is i only have a number as a name cause thats how much my parents cared for me

>> No.40838382

>>40837900
EULAs are not legally binding here, she can go fuck herself.

>> No.40838417
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I want to fuck a mg nun....

>> No.40838432

>>40838314
Tastes blue

>> No.40838441
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>>40837953
Too late. Your kids will have red eyes.

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>>40838314
>>40838432

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>>40838417
Me too, me too, anon

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>>40838485

>> No.40838523
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You really should post more cute vampires anon. It would be a great thing to do.

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>>40838511
What chuch would you go to? Our milky lady, Those who holiness dwells beneath, The holy sea, Those of Ardent Passion, Those anointed by love, or The servants of the Holy?

>> No.40838565

>>40837900
I did read the fine print, and it said I was contractually bound to marry a lonely, hag Kraken somewhere in the Pacific. That's why I signed.

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>>40838523
Look at this empress of the night, this lady of blood, this mistress of the moon

>> No.40838618

>>40838536
Hard to chose....

>> No.40838621
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Fox

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>>40838621

>> No.40838645

>>40838636
who gave it guns

>> No.40838655

>>40838618
want a run down?
Those of ardent passion are Ares based as well as fired based
Those Anointed by love are of eros flock, very cute, very lovely, and love playing match maker
The servants of the Holy are of Mara and they love serving any man that comes their way

>> No.40838712

>>40838655
I chose the second one then

>> No.40838715

>>40838655
>fired based
Poor nuns they lost their jobs

>> No.40838724

>>40838715
just cause a stray d

>> No.40838736
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HOT

>> No.40838755

>>40838736
i wonder how haughty are wisps

>> No.40838768

>>40838755
Very, until you say "Maybe I shouldn't kill myself after all"

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>>40838755
You tell me

>> No.40838783

>>40838736
>>40838776
holy shit wisps are actually really hot
brb buying rope

>> No.40838789

>>40838768
I have feeling that she'd aslo be around people who burn out too quick
>>40838776
Got any hag wisps?

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>>40838645
You call those pea shooters guns?

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>>40838789
>Got any hag wisps?
Not really sadly

>> No.40838818

>>40838802
still good, I wanna love wisp sensei!

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>>40838602
You are appreciated anon. Now go on, spread the word of the best undead type. 484xm

>> No.40838851

imagine going to school while being the only living person there

>> No.40838882
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>>40838736
>>40838776
The wisp's hair and thighs are really sexy.

>> No.40838931

>>40838882
yeah, imagine getting smothered by a pair of those massive thighs

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>>40838962
i love nuns with form fitting habits, not fucking cosplay

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>>40837908
>>40837953
>>40838441
Yuuka!

>> No.40839041

>>40839037
show me creepy sunflower hag

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>>40834730

>> No.40839055

>>40839046
Me gusta

>> No.40839069

>>40838833
Vampires have no respect for their husband so they're bad wife and mamonos. Blood suckers bad

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*pollutes your bloodline

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There's something strange about this snek

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>>40838931
The only kind of smothering you should be thinking about is a little ghost girl's womb and asshole being smothered by cum.

>> No.40839204

>>40839171
nah, not for me. I need a hag thats way taller rhan me and is way meaty as well as heavier as well

>> No.40839213

>>40839139
Fake snake, where is the nearest apophis to turn her into a proper snake?

>> No.40839223
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hoss

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love

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>>40839265

>> No.40839326

>>40839278
She has some serious unibrow in the thumbnail.

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Squids

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>> No.40839543

>>40839495
do you think her wheel spins?

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>> No.40839779

>>40839543
All octopoda burn rubber.

>> No.40839780

Test

>> No.40839795
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>>40839780
Haku gives you a C- on the test

>> No.40839882
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>>40836951
they're quite loveable

>> No.40839924

>>40839795
Please, I need a 100, I'll do anything, miss haku!

>> No.40839957
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>never have a baphomet wife
>will never carry her around on my shoulders
>she will never sit in my lap
>we will never practice magic together
>I will never be surrounded by cute witches
>an ideal woman will never love me
>there is only hypergamy here
Why didn't the nukes come?

>> No.40839964

>>40839957
at least you can buy goat milk

>> No.40839977

>>40839924
How about studying?

>> No.40839982

>>40839977
But I only have muscle in my heads! I can't learn anything

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>> No.40840071

>>40839977
I think i should go to tutoring with miss Mindy Flayer

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>> No.40840284

>>40840143
.....

>> No.40840290
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Calisthenics and kata with jinko!
Pumping iron with minotoaur!
Running with white horn!
Kegels with succubus!
Fitness science with Hakutaku!
Energy goo from unagi-joro!
I NEED MORE POWER

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>>40840284

>> No.40840427

>>40840290
I don't want to imagine what kind of kegels a succ could do

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>>40840427
No need to imagine. I'm sure one would demonstrate if you asked.

>> No.40840496

>>40840482
Buffcubi are such good girls

>> No.40840498

>>40840482
Behold, the terrifying demon.

>> No.40840507

>>40840482
I'm not sure if KC ever clarified how willing monsters are to showing off their cooch to men they aren't going to marry. There are a few exhibtionists, I guess.

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>>40836803
Is that Ibuki Douji? Looks like her but I can't really tell if it's someone from a different game or not.

Did they already announce who is getting summer versions? If I don't get my swimsuit cats I will riot.

>> No.40840521
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I think the lilim is really cute

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>> No.40840553

>>40840521
They are just succubus. So they probably come in all shapes of attractive woman

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>>40840507
My implication was that you should date her and experience the heavily muscled cooch first hand. Fast track to incubization.

>> No.40840574

>>40840566
It seems pointless since baphomets have the best pussies.

>> No.40840591

>>40840521
Camilla gave me a thing for eye-covering hair. She gave me a thing for a lot of things.

It has to be just one eye though.

>> No.40840628

>>40839226
Such a mood

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>>40840574
Well, the hags have to try competing with younger girls somehow.

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>> No.40840679

>>40836138
>Werewolf Women of the /ss/

>> No.40840687

>>40840667
Just imagine the gene diversity. God that makes me so hard.

>> No.40840696

>>40840290
taking dubious strength enhancing substances with miss lich
getting better equipment from ms gremilin
drinking wurm milk
ohping jabberwocks!

>> No.40840704

>>40840655
>>40840574
anon, its kinda bad look to respond to yourself or use the same images over and over

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>>40840704
We are two different people though. Although I still use the same images over and over because my drawing skills are still shit.

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>>40840704
>Every post that disagrees with me is made by the same person

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>>40840696
All day every day cardio with hellhound!

>> No.40840734

>>40840667
I think i know where that is from and I don't like it

>> No.40840739

40840717
40840720
Wow, with one post, I managed to unearth 2 shit people out at once. Fuck off. Also I don't care if you talka out loli, justfi d some way to make it good

>> No.40840744

>>40840732
But that's I lose my gains

>> No.40840747

>>40840704
Maybe you should stop getting butthurt and posting the same thing over and over.

>> No.40840753

>>40840732
I don't like running so I'll have to tell miss hellhound no thanks

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>>40840753
Who said anything about running?

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>>40840739
> make it good
Best I can do XD

>> No.40840775

>>40840761
Does she mean swimming? I didn't think she would be fine with getting in the water

>> No.40840777

>>40840734
I have no idea where this is from and I get a bad feeling about it.
It's from some Pokémon beastiality porn, isn't it?

>> No.40840836
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nuns are needed to clean the thread of fiflth

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>>40840732
full nelsoning tall wight girls!

>> No.40840872

>>40840777
It's from some hypersex artist that got the boot by patreon and had to swap platforms because of how disgusting (imho) his artwork was

>> No.40840879

>>40840872
I would not mind if you linked an artist if he had male trainers fucking their female pokemon.

>> No.40840887

>>40840777
Nah, it's not really bad, just Centora getting knocked up
https://files.catbox.moe/1o9str.png

>> No.40840890

>>40840836
I'll be real. I would like some girls way more if they weren't slimy.

>> No.40840901

>>40840890
Shame, they tend to be really good.

>> No.40840905

>>40840887
huh, that's not nearly as bad as I expected it to be.

>> No.40840917

>>40840905
they get to more fucked up shit, so dont look into them
>>40840890
I understand, I hate slimes for that reasons but I do like slimely girls, it makes the deed even more erotic imo

>> No.40840926

>>40840515
Its Ibuki from the PV video.
Summer servants are announce.
There are three 5* servants.
Pretender Proto Merlin
Ruler Skadi
Berserker Ibuki

4* servants are....
Caster Wu (Adult form)
Avenger Eris
Saber Gareth

Assassin Valkyries are the 4* servants where you pick one of the three main girls (similar to Mecha Liz) and you get her and a skin of one of the new valks.

>> No.40840932 [DELETED] 
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Why is the chesh so smug ?

>> No.40840941

>>40840932
>off-topic image
Do you want us to hit image limit and then wait a whole day for a new thread?

>> No.40840945

Anon, why do i see something is ugly I don’t even want to eat, oh waits it’s your poor excuse for a face

>> No.40840946
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>>40840932
Wrong pic, i'm too tired

>> No.40840956

Then delete it

>> No.40840966 [DELETED] 

>>40840956
I did it, no ?

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>>40834730

>> No.40840979

>>40840941
>>40840945
I made a mistake, can happen to everyone and fuck off my face is one of the very reason i'm here with all of you.
>>40840956
it's already done

>> No.40840981

>>40840946
Probably better to have a separate folder for monster girl pictures.

>> No.40840982
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Cow

>> No.40840984

Anon, you got the chance to sleep and wife your favourite monster, thing is she’s your teacher
>>40840979
Damn can’t handle a bit of teasing?
We all are ugly

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>>40840984
>Anon, you got the chance to sleep and wife your favourite monster, thing is she’s your teacher
Okay, what's the catch?
>We all are ugly
I'm not handsome, but I'm not that ugly. My problem is autism.

>> No.40841016

>>40840981
I just have big dump file for pictures, i will change that tomorrow.
>>40840984
I was joking too, a little...

>> No.40841039

>>40841002
Its for a grade

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>> No.40841115

>>40840982
>>40841078
Stop it, I can barely hold my mommy fetish

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>> No.40841174

>>40841050
Puffy sleeves, I wonder if she has puffy areoles

>> No.40841227
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undead sexy

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>>40841227
the joys of stretching

>> No.40841265

>>40841241
And the sexiest of the creepy

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>> No.40841288

>>40841273
But they are womanlets tho

>> No.40841305
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>>40841288
there is one outlier

>> No.40841326

>>40841305
But I am greedy son of a bitch and want three, each a foot taller than the last

>> No.40841327
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>>40841288
That makes it even better.

>> No.40841337

>>40841327
Sorry, I just can’t really get it up for monsters smaller than me

>> No.40841341
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>>40841337
it happens

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>> No.40841371
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Big demon but small witch summoner or big witch summoner and small demon?

>> No.40841378

>>40841371
Big demon and dark mage

>> No.40841382

>>40841371
Bitch witch and big demon

>> No.40841393

>>40841371
Small demon and small dark mage

>> No.40841440

>>40841371
Big demon and small witch. Team up with demon to bully the witch.

>> No.40841462
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Honestly when I think of a monster who is way taller than me, is extra meaty and curvy and is way older than me, I get a damn near uncontrollable erection. Anyone got a similar problem

>> No.40841464

>>40841371
Big demon with small demon and medium(?) demon summoner.

>> No.40841472

>no small witch to summon me and insist I am her onii chan now.

>> No.40841482

>>40841371
Big witch, I don't care what comes with her. She looks like she needs a big, strong apprentice.

>> No.40841485

>>40841371
Big witch, big demon, smaller me.

>> No.40841501

>>40841462
I like the women but this crybaby shotafaggoty pisses me off.

>> No.40841503

>>40841371
I can't leave any of them outside, I have enough love for all four of them and I don't want to discriminate

>> No.40841514

>>40841485
same
>>40841501
understandable, but i dont really have any monster girls that are like the pic I posted without it in my files

>> No.40841553

huh

>> No.40841559

ha?

>> No.40841560
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>> No.40841565

>>40835007
she owns the bloodbank so she'll see it as you being smart and investing into her

>> No.40841577

>>40841501
Me too, I like the hag+big grown man like the auntster posters portray

>> No.40841597

>>40841577
I love that too, when she keeps tempting anon to break her damn hips while wearing the skimpest stuff

>> No.40841620
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>> No.40841627

>>40841620
why do elves always peer and leer at me when i bathe at the river, its like they know when Im going to take a bath

>> No.40841659

>>40841577
You're never too old to hang out with your cool Pyrow auntie.

>> No.40841663
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>>40841620
A nice smile is an underrated part of monster beauty. T&A is great but that warm, natural smile so many have is extremely attractive.

>> No.40841673
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>>40841577
That's my wildest fantasy, specially if the momster eventually joins

>> No.40841678
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>>40841577
Good choice.

>> No.40841685

>>40841577
I'm disappointed that there are so many copy pasted stories in the archives yet nobody has tried the auntster plus anon setting, wasted potential.

>> No.40841691

>>40841002
Don't worry, you're still ugly on the inside.

>> No.40841698

>>40841691
That's what I meant, yes.

>> No.40841703

>>40841673
She looks dangerously fertile.

>> No.40841706
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___ with angels

>> No.40841710
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Full nelsoning loli amazons and hellhounds!

>> No.40841721

>>40841706
milking angels with angels

>> No.40841741
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>>40841706
Platonic relationships with angels

>> No.40841748
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>> No.40841759

>>40841706
corrupting the chief god with angels

>> No.40841760

>>40841706
maintaining comfortable distances and mutual respect

>> No.40841767

>>40841685
This is why I tell the writers that post another "isekai scenario" to eat shit

>> No.40841768

>>40841706
walking home gently with angels

>> No.40841790

>>40841710
Gonna knock them up with litters

>> No.40841817
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40841817

You know, all monster girls are angels if you think about it. Just of a different faith.
>rock-solid moral code
>inhumanly beautiful
>unwaveringly faithful
>healing and protective
>overflowing with love
Call your monster an angel and see how she reacts.

>> No.40841852

>>40841710
Only way to correct those damned cheeky brats

>> No.40841889

>>40841685
I got a prompt
>Anon recieved a letter about an relative hes never heard about
>He had a half mind to dismiss but the writer seemed very lonely so he went over to see whats good
>He goes over to find a mssive fucking castle
>Is greeted by an undead wurm guarding the gate who leads him inot the creepy castle to meet his creepy relative which is his great great great grand aunt
>Its...
The rest of story should talk about how creepy she is and how creepy the rest of the staff is as well and he learns all of them are his aunts and coming to find why they act so creepy

>> No.40841892

>>40841817
They are literal demons who argue demons were actually made by god to kill humans so maybe fuck god.

>> No.40841946

>>40841706
Bible study.
The fallen goddess bible.

>> No.40841950

>>40841852
i'm starting to question the overall effectiveness of those techniques given the recent outbreaks of msgk

>> No.40842026

>>40841706
getting spoiled by angel momster

>> No.40842056
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get succ'd

>> No.40842069

>>40841706
high flying cuddles

>> No.40842074

>>40837900
I know what I signed, demon. Now get in my bed we have a marriage to consummate. err I mean contract to fulfill.

>> No.40842075
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>>40834730

>> No.40842085

>>40841852
That's not correction, that's just normal sex with cocky toned lolis.

>> No.40842089

>>40841817
Mine started quoting Jacob's Ladder and tried to convince me that I died in Vietnam.

>> No.40842107

Your personal info is being sold by ratas to monsters looking for a husband.

>> No.40842161
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>> No.40842184

>>40842107
It better include my preferences.

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>>40842184
Of course. They are not amateurs.

>> No.40842202

>>40842056
>That ass
I mean, I guess...

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>>40841685
I'm still waiting on that Danuki auntster story that keeps company every Friday night to her unlucky salaryman nephew

>> No.40842221

>>40842107
Am I being auctioned off to hags?

>> No.40842233

>>40842107
I hope the hellhounds don't start a fight club in my front yard again.

>> No.40842247

I'm not the only one who thinks this has all been kind of boring and anticlimactic, right?

>> No.40842259

>>40842247
I was really hoping by now I would be dead or married to a sabbath girl

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>>40842197
Good, I await the day I have a strong and affectionate girlfriend.

>> No.40842281

>>40842107
I just hope Little Data is more ethical than Big Data and is selling my info to people that I'd like to have it.

>> No.40842330

>>40842107
no wonder i was transferred over to the branch in tallsbourgh

>> No.40842334

>>40842247
What has?

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>> No.40842400

>>40842277
But Anon she'll crush you. With her hips!

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>> No.40842406

>>40842400
I'll ask her to be gentle.

>> No.40842415

>>40842404
These ads for upgrading to erOS 11 are getting pretty aggressive.

>> No.40842431

>>40842415
erOS 11 is shit, im sticking with erOS 1998

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>> No.40842542

I desire to be able to go the local deli and flirt with the girl at the register or a ol monster on the train

>> No.40842573
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>> No.40842582
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40842582

How do I build an apophis harem?

>> No.40842616

>>40842582
Become a snake wrangler.

>> No.40842625

I want a manticore to sit on my face while her tail sucks my dick.

>> No.40842632

>>40842625
same, preferably a loli.

>> No.40842647

>>40842582
You don't. You can't handle that much venom.

>> No.40842660

Nietzsche once said, 'if you stare into the void too much, the void will send you nudes at 2am'
You'll respond won't you?

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>> No.40842681

>>40842660
Give me a good reason.

>> No.40842691

>>40842681
Void-chan is lonely, you're lonely, maybe you could... y'know

>> No.40842692

>>40842681
>The sky outside tears
>Eldrich whispers claw at his mind.
>And then it vanishes, leaving naught but a tin of cookies at his doorstep

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>> No.40842722

>your rapist is cuter than you
strange times

>> No.40842736

>>40842692
I wonder how can i invite her for some dinner as well see if she can cook for me
>>40842722
aint that given for most of us?

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>>40842722
...nice

>> No.40842758

>>40842736
Send back a text that you want a date.
It should help that she sent you those eldritch nudes.

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>>40842722

>> No.40842769

>>40842758
I want to do it person tho, text is cheap

>> No.40842771
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>>40842660
The void is the best girl

>> No.40842773

>>40842691
I would be willing to give it a shot

>> No.40842779

>>40842769
Take your phone to a shog, she'll gt you to the right place.

>> No.40842802

>>40842779
Ok, let's hope I can meet my serect adrimer from the place from beyond time and space inside the inky darkness where light does shine and true horrors lie schlicking off to that one anon they desire

>> No.40842811

>>40842660
>Gets nudes from shog-chan at 2am
>Asleep so I don’t see them till the morning
>Shog-chan having a panic attack the whole time worried I hate her now

>> No.40842825

>>40842811
She wouldn't worry herself like that anon, she is your phone after all.

>> No.40842867
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>>40842825
>she is your phone after all
and your bed
and your walls
and your computer
and your picture of you and her
she will know

>> No.40842874

Weresheep cult.

>> No.40842875
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eldtrich angels that lurk in the inky darkness of the void are single and ready to mingle with your mind and soul
Shes waving hi as well
also anoyone got creepy angels like this

>> No.40842890

>>40842874
Sounds nice, good naps abound

>> No.40842895
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>>40842874
Silly anon, that's just Nap Club

>> No.40842897
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>>40842875
I'm worried her definition of mingle is drastically different from mine.

>> No.40842920

>>40842875
>anon tries to maintain eye contact with all of her eyes while talking to her
>no time to stare at her boobs and thighs
would she be pleased at anon's politeness? or will she feel insulted that he didn't ogle her?

>> No.40842937
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>>40842897
Dont worry, she'll be gnetle
>>40842920
She'd think something is wrong with anon due to his eyes twicthing in many different directions

>> No.40842997

>>40842920
She has eyes on her boobas

>> No.40843008

>>40842937
>Anon, I've noticed you staring at my bosom.
>Don't act so shocked, I've seen you do it four times from seven different angles.
>....I did not say you need to stop.

>> No.40843012

>>40842920
One eye on the money, other eye on the honeys

>> No.40843063

>>40843008
>Anon gets kinda creeped out as well as cant look at all her eyes so he closes his eyes

>> No.40843069
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>>40843008
DIRE NEED

>> No.40843077

>>40843063
>continues to see her with his eyes closed
The void follows

>> No.40843083

>>40843063
>Cross Eyes, rest of the world looks weird but she remains unchanged by the perspective shift.
You really should know how this works by now.

>>40843069
Eldritch waifus are good girls, just beware the higher tier ones, things start to get a little....I think the technical term is 'fucky'

>> No.40843088
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>> No.40843115

>>40843077
>>40843083
at least I can just not get too freaked since my sperginess isnt getting in the way

>> No.40843135

This is a solo sneaking mission anon.
It'll be just you and the entire hagville population.
Your objective is at the heart of the mofuzone.
Good luck.

>> No.40843166

I want my wife to beat the living shit out of me

>> No.40843170

>>40843115
Can't sperg out when you're taking san damage.

>> No.40843200

>>40843135
I'll just use a shota potion and ask the nice ladies how to get there to see my auntie whose the boss of the moufkuza

>> No.40843201

>>40843166
she will beat the shit out of your pelvis if you know what im saying

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>> No.40843248

>>40842875
Freedom?

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>>40843248

>> No.40843284
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>> No.40843307
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UHOOOOO

>> No.40843319

>>40843083
>>40842937
what happens if i pray with creepy angel by my side

>> No.40843340

>>40843319
You make her very happy, such a good boy.

>> No.40843342

>>40843202
Absolute dick bully.

>> No.40843356

>>40843340
Im going pray every night so I can talk with her

>> No.40843369

>>40843319
Then you get rewarded for your faith by having her tend to your body for a bit.

>> No.40843397
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Will there ever be a holst nerf?
>Best tits
>Best ass
>Country bumpkin
>Always milky

>> No.40843417

>>40841347
https://youtu.be/yrYZwuevnas?t=16

>> No.40843450

>>40843397
>Best tits
Well, they got powercrept for a bit, but they've regained that title.

>> No.40843453

>>40843369
will she fix my poor eyesight by licking my eyes balls?

>> No.40843457
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>>40843397
if you convince them all to join the sabbath somehow

>> No.40843478
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>> No.40843486

>>40843457
Not even sabbath can reduce their tits. That one is just a calf

>> No.40843491

>>40843478
A wise scoutmistress.

>> No.40843496

i want more creepy angels. please gimme more

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>>40843496

>> No.40843569

>>40843557
more with the biblical correct forms please

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>>40843496
>>40843569

>> No.40843582

>>40843397
>Best ass
They're not pears, so that's highly unlikely.

>> No.40843585

>>40843572
i think ive seen that one, but please some more

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>>40843585

>> No.40843615

Anon, please. delete that

>> No.40843668

>>40838833
>>40838523

Who's this vampire girl OC? Assuming it's some drawfag since reverse image search turns up nothing.

>> No.40843679
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>> No.40843762
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got angels on the mind

>> No.40843828
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angels that are very tall

>> No.40843872
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creepy angel

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>> No.40843883

best mg for (you)'s?

>> No.40843884

>>40843083
I need Shog’s presence wrapped around me

>> No.40843897

>>40843884
She'll wrap around you like reality warps around you.

>> No.40843900
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chocolate angel

>> No.40843906
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>>40843883

>> No.40843934
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Nice angels

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>>40843934
angels in blue

>> No.40843972
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>>40843897
I desire that

>> No.40844092

>Your subscription to free-will has expired, to unlock your free-will benefits, apply 7 ounces of human male semen into your registered Automaton Slave-Owner 69000's womb container and send a request via Automaton Message to the Demon Realm Human-Ownership Bureau to await approval and proceed to accept your newest Free-Will Contract upon arrival via Automaton Mail.
>The Automaton Slave-Owner line of advanced automated human male cattle-watching is brought to you by Gremlinova Technologies Corporation, sponsored by the Demon Extremist and Rapist Party (DERP)

>> No.40844109

>>40844092
lmao, dont need that, am just a fighter in the arena. i fight to make the rich monsters happy, as well as spread my seed to make good fighters as well see If I can get a son

>> No.40844110

>>40840926
>Erice
>still no Atalante
>still no Ereshkigal
>still no Medusa
>still no Molay
What are they even thinking?

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what makes the demon disagreeable?

>> No.40844118

>>40844110
Listen, they have to make those twelve Erice lovers happy.
Second Ascension best ascension.

>> No.40844127

>>40844117
mismatched leggings to antagonize anon

>> No.40844133
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Consider fairies.

>> No.40844140

>>40844133
What have they done to my beloved Camilla?

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>> No.40844154

Did you plead to your local baphomet for forgiveness?

>> No.40844182
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>>40843934
>mfw got banned before for posting the triple pasty threat for "porn"

>> No.40844200

I love eros!

>> No.40844209

>>40844200
poseidons pretty cool too. outright rebelled against the chief god

>> No.40844216

>>40844200
I want to see some Mara girls too.

>> No.40844236

>>40844216
Thats the trick, they're like other monster girls but size queens

>> No.40844267

>>40844209
I want to go into heaven and wrestle my way to her and wrestle her into a mating press and fuck the hate out of her

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>>40843969
Any girl can be made better by painting blue

>> No.40844328

I want to feed a cockatrice raging mushrooms until her ferocity intimidates even a dire hellhound.

>> No.40844336

I want to be held and cuddled to sleep by the ultra-hag.

>> No.40844339

>>40844328
Just poke her a lot of times and you’ll get the same result

>> No.40844364

>>40844236
But do they have a distinctive color scheme like Eros and Fallen God girls do?

>> No.40844375

>>40844364
More purple and dark as opposed to being pink and lewd.

>> No.40844381

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to teach your lich wife how to drive, even if she says she can just teleport you everywhere.
And especially make sure she learns how to drive as if she were still alive.

>> No.40844413

>>40844381
Oh lord, I can see the mess ups

>> No.40844448

>>40844381
>lich blasting through traffic at 85mph
>hubby is clingy onto the seat for dear life
>she comments how this driving thing is easy
maybe teleporting is better

>> No.40844452

>>40844413
>Mam, you're driving like you WANT to die.
>"Death holds no sway over me, I've already perished once....that and the Ice Cream is still cool."

>>40844448
For his heart for sure.

>> No.40844464

>>40844452
>She just blasts through traffic, drifting, swaying, breaking speed limits
>Anon is either white knuckled or if is a junkie just egging her on

>> No.40844548

>>40844216
I wonder if giant golden dick chariots are common among the more affluent Mara devotees.

>> No.40844569

>>40844548
all the cool monsters have one or two

>> No.40844622

Slowly
Gently
This is how a hag is taken.

>> No.40844648

>>40844622
not how you dot it, quick with force and the full strength and stamina of youth. breaking the hips of the hag who dared to tease me

>> No.40844658

>>40844464
Actually, a mage of that caliber should be a god behind the wheel. She could probably just magic jump the car if she was going to hit something and push the back end if it starts slipping out.

>>40844622
Yeah, >>40844648 has it. You need to simultaneously make her feel 16 and like she's going to dislocate something.

>> No.40844672

>>40844648
No
Slow and gentle lovemaking with interlocked fingers until you trigger manual ovulation.
You'll know you've succeeded when you see the heart-pupils.

>> No.40844674

>>40844622
Yeah yeah, it's all "b-be gentle please" right up to when you get undressed, then it's "UUUUOOOOH BOY EROTIC", "DESTROY ME WITH YOUR MANLY COCK", and "YOUNG MEN ARE SO STRONG"
Hags can't help themselves

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>>40844622
you bring her on romantic dates and make her feel like a young school girl again
then you give her a kiss on the cheek after the 3rd date
soft missionary sex for procreation after the 9th date
making her brag to her hag friends with her round belly and wedding ring
that is how you hag

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>>40844154
the scandal when the sabbath finds out anon was into b cups all along

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>>40844672
you start with the foreplay slow and gentle but you must become a voriaoucs, hunrgy, and untamable animal durning the act. Showing that cheeky hag who dared to thing you dont want her, showing her the firey passion of your youth, the vigor of your heart, the strenght afforded by your peak. You really gotta show the true depths of how much you love her and how much you love her haggy and a bit saggy body

>> No.40844752

>>40844733
I want to nibble on her little ears

>> No.40844842
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ded

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>>40844842
old gals

>> No.40844899
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>>40844735
Hags and their saggy bodies are so erotic, specially the clumsy and inexperienced hags

>> No.40844931

>>40844842
Can't talk, reading new Berserk and looking at mermaid titties

>> No.40844936
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>>40844899
>inexperienced hags
Hey, she has watched many rom com animes and know how to romance

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>>40835878
you tried anon, atleast it turned out pretty well.

>> No.40845046

>>40844936
I have a mighty need for spaghetti-spilling hags now

>> No.40845099

>>40842771
Seek the core

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>>40845046
>hag tries to use a haughty line
>anon says he loves that anime too
>spaghetti overload

>> No.40845158

>>40845140
Ha ha fat old hag cat

>> No.40845189
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>>40845158
rude

>> No.40845229

>>40845189
Hag sag

>> No.40845242
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>>40845229
Is the best

>> No.40845261

>>40845242
The softest hags

>> No.40845287
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>>40845229
yes

>> No.40845288
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40845288

Fat old women

>> No.40845296

>>40845288
I wanna make them fat with children.

>> No.40845298
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>>40845158
>When you've been 23 for five years

>> No.40845323

>>40845298
>Wanting a hag under triple digits

>> No.40845343

>>40845296
Anon no, they can barely move as it is.
You will be forced to give them belly rubs and cuddles all day.

>> No.40845345

>>40845288
>tease anon
>she gets knocked up with triplets
do not mess with young lads

>> No.40845353

>>40845343
But I want to rub their big swollen bellies and pamper them.

>> No.40845367

>>40845343
>hag gets pregnant
>she thinks its all belly rubs
>what she doesn't realize is now she cannot escape
>heavy pregnant lewds

>> No.40845393

>>40845367
She's getting both though. Belly rubs while lewd times, with liberal application of lotion all over

>> No.40845399

>>40845367
>was once the serious and powerful evil demon queen who made Order soldiers quake with fear at her very name
>Now she can't get out of bed and moans from something so much as brushing against her belly

>> No.40845432

>>40843972
I must find the true core of Shog

>> No.40845448

>>40845432
it is in the shog pickle jar

>> No.40845457

>>40845448
But that's the only jar I've never been able to open!

>> No.40845511
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40845511

>>40845296
Oohoho? Once you start, there's no end.

>> No.40845527
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>>40845457
then you are unworthy of the shog (pickle) core!

>> No.40845537
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40845537

You should always make sure to screen your monster friends for mental instability.
You wouldn't want to wake up tied to the bed with your monstrous roommate riding you into the mattress raw, right? Safe sex is important, after all!

>> No.40845541

>>40845511
Her biggest regret will be being unable to hug them all at the same time

>> No.40845558

>>40845537
That's when you summon your adrenaline fueled strength, rip off your restraints and kiss her until she's guaranteed to have quadruplets.

>> No.40845573

>>40845527
I assume it is larger than a simple pickle jar

>> No.40845587
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>>40845573
no it is a simple jar
it even has a cartoon pickle as a mascot named Mr. Pickle
are you gonna let Mr. Pickle prevent you from opening that shog jar?!

>> No.40845616

>>40845511
Give a Tanuki a belly she can drum.

>> No.40845621

>>40845587
NO!

>> No.40845631
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>>40845587
>cartoon pickle as a mascot named Mr. Pickle
Im going to divebomb Mr. Pickle into the fucking ground so I can tear open that shog jar and gain access to the forbidden™ shog™ core™

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>>40845621
Then open that jar you son of a wolf
Open it, and make shoggy rue the day she tried to be uppity!!

>> No.40845704
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>>40839495

>> No.40845716
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>>40840521
Yes.

>> No.40845731

>>40840836
I want the squid nun to milk me dry....

>> No.40845734

>>40845704
Uooooh wet tentacle erotic

>> No.40845745

>>40845716
I wanna be instant loss'd by a Lim

>> No.40845758
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>>40844322
True

>> No.40845783
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40845783

>>40845745
I want a Lim (Druella) wife

>> No.40845785
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40845785

It's been months, but a "draw your waifu in MSpaint" thread on /a/ managed to wring a picture of my Mucus Toad wife out of me. Enjoy, lads.

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>>40841817
I love demons !

>> No.40845836
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>>40845812
Demons are good!

>> No.40845863
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>>40845812
Same

>> No.40845864
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40845864

Sex
Sex with dragons!

>> No.40845869
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>>40845812
They're too good for us.

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>>40845863
>>40845836
>>40845869

>> No.40845881

>>40845864
>an ancient dragon awakens from her grave
>barely manages to mutter "SEEEEEEEX" before pouncing some poor passerby
such dignified and majestic creatures

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40845889

>>40845881
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.40845908
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40845908

TFW no mg to drink with...

>> No.40845913
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>>40845908
party? what are we drinking?
i like bombay

>> No.40845928
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>>40845785
I like mspaint drawings, they have their own charm. Cute Waif anon.

>> No.40845943
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40845943

Sex Doll!

>> No.40845977
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40845977

I want a nun succ to rape me...

>> No.40846019
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40846019

>>40845977
There is something attractive about a "corrupt" church girl that hits a spot.

>> No.40846043

>>40846019
Paul wrote a lot about fucking your wife so you'd better resist temptation so it checks out i guess.

>> No.40846113
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>>40846043
>Be Holy Paladin
>Know I will be tempted once I go into mamano lands by foul seductresses and succubi
>Know the oddball hellwan priestess will aid me in protecting my chastity from them
>As she assaults me I repeat to myself this is for my duty's to the faith
>Turns out that her assaulting me is marriage, what strange customs her native land has, I guess this works out, the various creatures are pretty much ignoring me and I am not interested in them either, I must record these findings but first we shall build a new chapel in these savage monster lands.

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>>40846129
>demon sister has to hear anon talk a bout his sins
she is gonna jump him

>> No.40846371

>>40844622
the best way to take a hag is with a lot of caressing and kissing
run your hands through her hair while looking her in the eyes before kissing her and whsipering that you love her
this how you can instant-loss any hag, and it'll work on most monsters

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40846387

>>40844622
Don't forget the regular mating session

>> No.40846624
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40846624

Not at all
This is how a hag is taken.

>> No.40846668

>>40846624
How? Baphomet kidnaps her for you?

>> No.40846676
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40846676

>>40846387

>> No.40846678

>>40846668
>ask a permaloli to kidnap a fat meaty hag
+100 mental damage

>> No.40846702

>>40846678
It's team work, baby.

>> No.40846800

>>40846678
that definitely turns the baph into a vegetable
I imagine revealing that it's a hag you plan on kidnapping just makes her comatose while standing

>> No.40846801
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40846801

How good are your poker skills?

>> No.40846826

>>40846678
>she asks you what kind of hag
>you start babbling on about breasts that could kill a man and tails the size of cars as the color slowly fades from the baph's skin

>> No.40846838

>>40846801
I suck at it, I prefer blackjack since I'm to autistic to learn poker.
I try it once against my friends I got destroyed and one of my buddy is a professional player, worst day of my life

>> No.40846847

>>40846801
Has she got a glamor spell or something on?
she's the most unreasonably dressed in that picture

>> No.40846879

>>40846801
I know the rules, kind of.

>> No.40846931
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40846931

>>40846801
Lost my soul in Vegas.

>> No.40846949

>>40846826
I got offended on my wifes behalf. Then I realized how silly that is.

>> No.40846982

>>40846931
>he bet something he couldn't afford to lose
NGMI

>> No.40847019

>>40845881
>break the dracolich's phylactery
>within seconds, her intelligence fades and she reverts to a mere dragon zombie

>> No.40847057

>>40847019
That's very mean anon

>> No.40847101

>>40847057
It's fine, it'll regenerate in a few days. The embarrassment may last a lot longer but she'll get over it eventually.

>> No.40847177

Bapho is a real icon of sin.

>> No.40847183

What is it about lolis that triggers fags so?

>> No.40847192

>>40847177
>bapho is a 2d texture
sounds about right

>> No.40847209

>>40847183
Social conditioning. If you spend all your life with everyone hammering your mind with the idea that pedophilia is worse than murder, even depictions of fictional young looking non-humans trigger a Pavlovian response in you.

>> No.40847211

>>40847183
Moralfagging.

>> No.40847268

>>40847209
Society makes it sound like rape is worse than murder too but here we are talking about monster girls that are definitely doing some version of rape.
lolis don't even look like children anyway, they just have super flat chests.

>> No.40847320

How hard would it be to get a dark elf slave?

>> No.40847367

>>40847320
Nothing is impossible or even difficult as long as you carry around a big enough bat

>> No.40847394
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40847394

>>40847367
My big bat never let me down.

>> No.40847415

The hellhound dreams are almost nightly now. Either the portals are near or my obsession is escalating.

>> No.40847424

>>40847367
I found a big bat but she says I don't need a dark elf slave now.

>> No.40847425

>>40847367
Ah yes, time tot go full cave man and bonk on the head and take them home.

>> No.40847456

>>40847415
Lucky bastard. Monster girl dreams are usually few and far between.
I've asked about it in these threads a couple of times.

>> No.40847492

got high had sex with hatter

>> No.40847516

>>40847424
She sounds like she knows what she's talking about. You should do what she says.

>> No.40847560

>>40847394
>Ask your big bat roommate for help getting a date
>She hooks you up with a blind date the very next week
>Turns out your date is just herself
>She looks smoking hot in a revealing dress and matching lipstick

>> No.40847591
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40847591

bat

>> No.40847612

>>40847415
something similar for me last night. straddled by a few wonderland monsters. ate one of those special cakes.

>> No.40847616

>>40847560
Like I said, she never let me down.

>> No.40847622

>>40847591
Vampire bat!

>> No.40847707

Post that sexy bat with the red dress

>> No.40847743

Mob faced monsters are the best monsters

>> No.40847761

>>40847743
Imagine a mob-faced Slime Carrier whose Parasite Slime has a normal face.

>> No.40847838

>>40847761
That would be quite amusing

>> No.40847947
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>>40847707
Best I can do is nappy batty

>> No.40848110
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>>40847707
>>40847743
this bat

>> No.40848170

Remember to hug your local Bogey hag.

>> No.40848194

>>40848170
what happens if I get it wrong and hug her sister?

>> No.40848408

>>40848170
>tfw she doesnt let go and you aciddently call her mom
>You are now being taken to the adoption center

>> No.40848482 [DELETED] 

Reincarnation isekai concept:

>Chief god learns that there aren't enough hero candidates and there is Valkyrie with no assignment
>Goddess of rebirth suggests that they bring a hero candidate from another world using reincarnation and a divine blessing
>The ethics are questioned by others present but no one has a better idea
>Unassigned Valkyrie offers that her body be used to bring forth the hero candidate because a unassigned Valkyrie brings shame to all Valkyries.

>You will never have a Valkyrie biological mother who does her best to both raise and train you

>> No.40848568

>>40848482
y u delete?

>> No.40848665

Only buy Shog™ onaholes. It's the only self-cleaning and 100% satisfaction guaranteed brand.

>> No.40848681

getting really high has fucked up my perceptions of flayers. they were number one before but now they scare me.

>> No.40848756
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40848756

>>40848665
Based

>> No.40848826
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40848826

mg dorks

>> No.40848842
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>>40848665
The Sabbath has the best onaholes though.

>> No.40849111

>>40848842
Familiars are love and come with a free witch and/or a very desperate baphomet

>> No.40849151

>>40849111
>and come with a free witch and/or a very desperate baphomet
can i have a meatball sandwich instead?

>> No.40849185

>>40849151
if you don't like witches you are not a true loli lover

>> No.40849203

>>40848826
>feeding a caterpillar to a sundew
lel she's more sadistic than she lets on
btw i wonder what greenworms think of alraunes and the like
>No, veggie eat YOU!
l

>> No.40849215
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>> No.40849229

>>40849185
i like sandwiches

>> No.40849232

>>40849185
oh no!

>> No.40849282

>>40849215
Succubi shrine maidens are liars.
I doubt "donating my seed" would please the gods.

>> No.40849303

>>40849282
Yes, if she belongs to either Hathor or eros

>> No.40849340
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>>40849185
Little magic casters are better off dead as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.40849460
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>>40849215

>> No.40849680
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birb

>> No.40849723
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>>40849680

>> No.40849731

>>40849185
I prefer loli dark mages, the witches in the sabbath have a bit too many digits in their age.

>> No.40849743

>>40849731
But I want a lolibaba sabbath girl to be my magic teacher/little sister/wife/mother
All of them.

>> No.40849851

>>40849282
I stopped going to shrines because a sandworm keeps burrowing in after me and I don't want to anger the gods more than I already have.

>> No.40849892

>>40849743
>magic teacher/little sister/wife/mother
>All of them.
Just wife/daughter is enough for me, maybe apprentice too if I got to learn magic first.

>> No.40849934

>>40849203
>sadistic
The plant needs to feed don't it?

>> No.40849942

>>40848826
What does this say?

>> No.40849955
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40849955

Usually dark mages are of the creepy woods-dwelling kind, what about a noblewoman kind? Some haughty (towards humans at least) spoiled girl that got a bit too interested in magic, maybe combined with her being a bit of a mamonoboo. Presumably she ran away from home (either just left or they found her a bit too monster-sympathetic) I like the idea of her witnessing a Lescatie type scenario, meeting a lilim and wanting to become like one (in terms of power at least) and becoming a massive fangirl of the lilim. I like the idea of being her boytoy she drags around while she travels around the world looking for more power.
>tfw no elegant ojousama dark mage

>> No.40850038
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40850038

>>40849955
Even the "normal" dark mages are already pretty elegant.

>> No.40850081

>>40849955
they are that. Theyn are among the most likely to be a part of nobiltity to be honest. I should know, since I married the court mage of queen Deneora

>> No.40850131

>>40850038
Nice hips and legs... I want to lick them...

>> No.40850167

>>40850038
Scruffy hermit shaman monster when?

>> No.40850175

>>40850038
ONEE-CHAN EROTIC

>> No.40850190

>>40842660
>Nietzsche at the precipice into the Endless Void:
N: "Stare into the void long enough, and...."
Anon: unzips and starts jacking off
N: "Dude, like wtf?"
A: "Trustmebro, I got this"
And Anon and his void-waifu lived happily non-linear-timely after

>> No.40850197

>>40850167
KC mentioned that he created the Flow Kelp with an RPG trio in mind.
Flow Kelp is the shaman.
An unreleased shimp girl would be the knight.
Forgot who the third member is.

>> No.40850317
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40850317

>>40850131
The profile dark mage is one of the prettiest girls KC has ever drawn. I want to lick a young version's legs, hips and belly.

>> No.40850354

>>40850317
Anon, you really need to learn to draw so you can stop using the same images

>> No.40850355

>>40846019
>drops her Book
>the pages fall open at Ezekiel 23:20
>"uh, I don't know how that...uh, I guess maybe it's a sign..."

>> No.40850374

>>40850354
why do you keep bitching over that artist

>> No.40850394

>>40850355
>Ezekiel 23:20
Its one of those ancient fancy calligraphy and really intricate big illustrations bibles

>> No.40850405

>>40850197
>Forgot who the third member is
I'd assume it'd be some kind of rogue.
>sword fish mermaid
>dolphin bard
>stabby sea urchin
>ninja starfish
>kraken subspecies that specializes in camouflage

>> No.40850408
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>>40850374
It's not the artist it's the same 5 images.

>> No.40850413

>>40850374
its not the artist thats the probelm, its you keep using the same pics. no variety, nothing new,all staganted

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>>40850317
Be careful they are feisty

>> No.40850463

>>40850374
It's clear why he's mad, he only starts seething and calling everyone samefags when people talk about lolis.

>> No.40850509

>>40850463
this is why>>40850413
>>40850408

>> No.40850524
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>>40850463
But I love lolis. They are 2 out of my 3 top girls. And honestly number 1 has a pretty similar body type.

>> No.40850549
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40850549

fuck that shit.
massive birb tits is all i wish to speak about

>> No.40850569

>>40850524
>furfag that always appears at the same time as the anti-loli fag
big think

>> No.40850631
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40850631

mastah, please stop arguing with the strangers on the internet. come back to bed.

>> No.40850636

>>40850549
Big breasted birds are not aerodynamic, in fact they're much closer to mere poultry than the brave eagle.

>> No.40850651

>>40850636
most eagles look weird while walking
and whats wrong with a chicken harpy?

>> No.40850655

Now here's a good hybrid: Bogey Jubjub.

>> No.40850656 [SPOILER] 
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40850656

AMOGUS

>> No.40850676

>>40850651
>He wants a meaty bird who spends her day eating, laying eggs and sleeping

>> No.40850677

>>40850655
the cuddling drop bomber or the horniest clown bird you've ever seen in the case of her sister

>> No.40850685
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>>40850569
It's purely coincidence, sorry.

>> No.40850686

>>40850655
i like hands too much. if they still had hands/arms, theyd be top tier. ultimate cuddles.

>> No.40850698

>>40850676
And? why thats bad, good protein, many kids, comfiest cuddles, and best way to stay warm

>> No.40850736

>>40850677
Bird version of Bogie should be closer to Gandharva since they're both skilled in entertainment.

>> No.40850754

>>40850736
but we are talking about a mix between a bogie and a jub. a birb whoses head is filled with the thoughts of copulation

>> No.40850764

please do not eat the harpy eggs. i know theyre unfertilised but what the fuck man

>> No.40850767

>>40850461
>Be careful they are feisty
>take smug Dark Mage loli to bed
>even when she's losing to cock, she taunts you by jokingly complaining that it's not fair when she's just a kid and calls you a perverted adult

>> No.40850770

Poring's recent teasers for castle of temptation are pretty good.

>> No.40850785

>>40850631
shoggy people are WRONG on the internet

>> No.40850786

Damn it, I just realised I have 3 monsters in the same top ranking position again. I feel disloyal.

>> No.40850791

>>40850770
>Poring
see you in 2 years, maybe 3 if his cat gets sick

>> No.40850792

>>40850754
Bogey and a Jub. But if you want a Wonderland clownbirb, be my guest.
>>40850764
They don't mind, and what else are you supposed to do with them?

>> No.40850829

>>40850764
Tell that to the harpy
>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.40850838
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Is it possible to Alp into a fox?
asking for a friend

>> No.40850845

fuck off

>> No.40850866

>>40850838
if you are having these thoughts it is not normal and you should probably look into what you can do about it. this thread will not help you.

>> No.40850903

>>40850838
fuck off and take your gachashit with you

>> No.40851017

>>40850866
dont we want fag anons to alp so we stop having fags around?

>> No.40851049

>>40839957
Sorry sir, I've already claimed Bapho-chan

>> No.40851058

>>40851049
KC, where is your game?

>> No.40851064

>>40839278
I wanna sniff shirohebi breath after I sniff danuki Beth

>> No.40851074

>>40851058
Sorry bud, I'm just a fat, balding, hairy American that's fallen in love with a PNG. I'm not KC.

>> No.40851075

>>40851017
of course i want him to alp. this is 4chan, they'll be told to get a rope and a stool instead of getting hrt

>> No.40851079

>>40851074
shogbait

>> No.40851090

>>40851079
Nah, I'm Sabbath bait. Fat, ugly man + cute loli is a perfect match.

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>>40850770
>Poring's
Read it as p'orcing at first. I may have a problem.

>> No.40851101

>>40851090
loli shogbait

>> No.40851103

>>40851017
That would be the case if alping was real.

>> No.40851113

>>40851101
I'd rather a loli kiki

>> No.40851114

>>40851099
p'orcs are very good
>>40851090
why u wanna stay fat? you are just more of an actual pig than a human

>> No.40851154

>>40851099
Pic looks more like h'orcing

>> No.40851162

>>40851114
>you are just more of an actual pig than a human
Wow anon, rude.
Sabbath girls want their fat ojii san too.

>> No.40851164

>>40851114
Because all the good food is high in calories

>> No.40851173
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Ball joints activate my balls

>> No.40851178

>>40851173
cute doll

>> No.40851187

>>40851162
>>40851164
i know for a fact some would, but most would like an onii chan that looks in shape and cool

>> No.40851197
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>>40851178
Very cute!

>> No.40851198

>>40851187
Ehh, I don't care about my appearance. I keep clean and wear good clothes, but that's it.

>> No.40851206

>>40851164
Words of someone that doesn't have Kiki or Shog cooking healthy meals for him.

>> No.40851212

>>40851187
mamano mana will take care of that too.
monster girls are attracted to personality.

>> No.40851225

>>40851212
What if I don't have a personality?

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>>40834730

>> No.40851235

>>40851206
I agree, only people who have never had good home cooked meals from their lovely kiki or shog would say such drivel
>>40851212
so you lose the fat and get in shape. Lovely and i know that
>>40851225
you'll gain one as well become a whole new person, losing all what was bad about you, like your desire to be fat

>> No.40851245

>>40851225
You could get one of those kuudere girls that just want to sex all day like loli mushrooms.

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>>40851173

>> No.40851283
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clack

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>> No.40851388

Hello, I am anon.
And I have an uncontrollable addiction to hags.

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>> No.40851506

>>40851235
Young monstergirls need reliable in shape oniichans that have energy to "play" with them.

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>> No.40851560

I'm going to tale a fox on an anal pilgrimage and fuck her in the butt at every shrine in Zipangu.

>> No.40851563

>>40851173
Good doll husbands buy them many cute frilly dresses.
Bad doll husbands buy them cheap cosplay.

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>>40851173

>> No.40851662

>>40851560
>anon angers most of the gods in zipangu

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>> No.40851924

>>40850676
>>40850698
I desire this immensely.

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>> No.40852059

>>40851522
how do you deal with perverted monsters?

>> No.40852118

haven't posted here in a while but I really just want to beat the shit out of monster girls and watch them cry

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>> No.40852126

>>40852059
Bid low, at least a third of what they're asking.
Always haggle.
Never pay until you have taken delivery and checked the goods.
>if they get rough, tear their leaf off and throw it away
In mge 'perversion' isnt going to be about fucking

>> No.40852132

>>40852119
honestly wanna fuck those other angels

>> No.40852152

>>40852059
>Succubus invites Anon to check out her Gundam collection
>She's already thinking of how much sex they'll have
>He's very eager to just see her perfect grades
You can't win against perverted monsters.

>> No.40852184

>>40852059
Hold their hand

>> No.40852224

>>40851310
Clickitty clack, get in the sack!

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>> No.40852340

Gonna draw a 02 as aonstwr girl, the Kirby boss

>> No.40852356

>>40852340
>as a monster boss
Fuck

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>get in the tent

>> No.40852388

>>40852359
no room, too much mofu

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>>40852359
I'm too scared to go camping. What if a bear gets me?

>> No.40852413

>>40852404
Play dead, she'll give you mouth to mouth.

>> No.40852415

>>40852359
>get in tent
>fox plugs the entrance with her mofu

There is no escape

>> No.40852493

>>40852404
Use beartrap, they're literally made for that

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>> No.40852555

Never turn your back to cheshires.
They may slap a postit note on your back with a price tag on it.

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>>40852555

>> No.40852570

>>40852565
Does she have room temperature IQ?

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>> No.40852623

>>40852605
>Areola visible through bodystocking
Looks like cocogoat is in need of milking.

>> No.40852633

>>40852570
Rude, she's not dumb just because she has a weird accent.

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>> No.40852650

>>40852497
Salt and milky coins

>> No.40852656

>>40852645
She's gonna git cowed.

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>Join us anon

>> No.40852687

>>40852645
cow bush gives me a rush

>> No.40852705

>>40852687
Need more monster bushes

>> No.40852755

>>40852672
Tactical berries?

>> No.40852791

>>40852672
I only mingle with red flower alraunes.

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We have
>Grape snake
>Caramel snake
>Rocky road snake
>Vanilla snake
>Marshmallow snake
>Boysenberry snake
What about blueberry snake?

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>>40852705
Bushes usually gross me out but for some reason I really like it on anubi.

>> No.40852845

>>40852812
Strawberry snake from Eros would be nice.

>> No.40852883

>>40852705
Needs to be kept out of 2D like other gross shit.

>> No.40852887

>>40852812
Post the other snake flavors if you would

>> No.40852902

>>40852887
>Mint breast milk
That’s all the lamias

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>> No.40852951

>>40852672
I hate that picture generator, it's one of the laziest ways to generate "art" and making people lazier using stuff like that instead of improving their own drawing potential

>> No.40853079

>>40852839
How smol is the Palace Priestess? Can I pick her up?

>> No.40853089

>>40842582
Take over a small oasis town and declare yourself a pharaoh (male). Send all-female adventuring parties to abandoned ruins based on false information. Wait

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