Yandere 2hus

[Anonymous No.]

Post yandere touhous, I'll start with kogasa! Hide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40817058
If a toho likes you too much, they may be compelled to catch you

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>>40817058
You'll be here for all eternity!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Come to the palace of the earth spirits~...

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Youmu-chan, better watch yourself or you'll get stabbed

[Anonymous No.]

Run before you become the next lunch! Run anon!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40817058
You shouldn't have reached Heaven, anon..

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>>40817934
I can hide in the basement instead, in here she won't find me

Oh wai-

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40817058
Yandere youkai seem almost natural
They're so far removed from love normally that suddenly experiencing it vibrantly is overwhelming
Combine this with their alien morals and superhuman abilities you got a creature that doesn't like taking no for an answer

The heart wants what the heart wants, and her heart wants you
and no amount of struggling will stop her

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>>40817934
I wouldn't mind becoming Remi's dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40823718
Will Yukari kill me if I say I love another youkai instead? Or will she kill the youkai I love?

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>>40829016
Depends on who the Youkai is. Remember, she's a coward after all and won't get into fights that are too costly or where she cannot win

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>>40829112
I'm quite safe, then, I love yuuka, she's strong enough to put up a good fight against the gap youkai

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[Anonymous No.]

She can read your mind so there's no way out

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>>40829335
Pull a Luffy and escape without thinking, that should do the trick

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>>40818201
What's she gonna do to me with that big ol rock?

[Anonymous No.]

Getting thrown into Flan's basement, expecting to die quickly and painfully, either exploded or drained of blood by a hungry vampire. Creeping down into the darkness and hearing a terrible spine-chilling growl from the shadows, before she lands on you and you black out.

But then you awaken hours later, still alive, with two neat puncture wounds on the side of your neck, the iron tang of blood in your own mouth, and the soft weight of Flandre fast asleep, lying on top of you. You're her ghoul now, and there's no escape to be found in death.

[Anonymous No.]

Romantic Sanae:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fkN3nV1Fc0M&list=FLyubZ3P2GcuYGjpghnx84Eg&index=15

[Anonymous No.]

She followed me home and then we got married

[Anonymous No.]

>>40829373
She's going to break your legs so that you can never ever run away
You don't need a life, you only need her

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>>40830002
Don't forget that she's also going to drive the shinigami away from you so that she continually expand your lifespan for eternity

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>>40830002
What does she do if I need to poop?

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>>40830079
She either turn you into a celestial like her so you don't have to pee or she put a rock in your anus to prevent excretions from coming out

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Reisen is so happy to have caught herself a husband
Her womb wont be empty for much longer

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40832138
Stupid Rabbit, don't you know that's illegal?

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>>40829335
I think someone being able to read my mind but still falling in love with me is scarier than any amount of kidnapping.

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>>40823718
Hot

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>>40823718
Some sure, but a yandere character usually results from a situation where they psychotically need romantic validation from a particular other, and due to social, physical, etc. inferiority they have to use increasingly aggressive manipulation of that other to try and coerce validation from them. Using physical force is for when all else fails for practical as well as emotional reasons. The whole trope of a yandere bringing a knife to a fistfight when their "lover" is most defenseless, with the "if I can't have you no one can" spiel highlights that.

I think a lot of youkai who are able to love would still be getting their primary existential validation from, well, whatever brought them into being in the first place. That doesn't mean that they'll take no for an answer or that you'll come out alive, but they aren't going to be purposeless without, and die on a hill for, a particular romantic partner.

And more plainly most youkai are not going to be the inferior in a relationship with a human. Unless they enjoy passive-aggressively toying with you as a relationship, there really isn't a reason for them to beat around the bush to get what they want. Which actually is a lot of what's being posted here, but that's just a non-consensual relationship which breaks the ideal a yandere so desperately tries to attain.

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>>40829166
"So we heard that you think Big Chungus isn't funny..."

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>>40829166
This is why you don't wander around outside of the Village if you can't protect yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Causing a mass casualty incident!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40829166
Hatate is so excited about her new husband

[Anonymous No.]

bros... she just sent me this pic... should I give in and marry her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40852125
The world would be better off without that bitch, believe me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40817862
Now that's scary. Being forced into immortality so that you will never leave her side.

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>>40856917
An eternal lifetime gives you plenty of time to hone and sharpen a skill like basket weaving, spoon throwing, or kicking trees which you could then use to escape once you become proficient enough. Sure they may seem useless, but after five hundred years of training the things you can do once you get serious will be incredible.

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>>40856917
No matter what, you'll always have to go back to the hime and she knows that. Your other option would be Mokou but if you're buddybuddy enough with Kaguya for her to want to Eirin drug you, Mokou sure as shit wont like you.

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>>40857182
You'll just end up encouraging her to develop her own skills to match her own, turning the rest of your existence into a cat-and-mouse game where your eternally-lovely wife will always chase you and return you where you belong.
It's probably the ideal future for her since she'll never have to worry about boredom ever again.

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>>40856917
You will never escape

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>>40817798
Anyone but the shrine maiden
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864486
Only the shrine maiden
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864529
She's gonna torture your balls to make out the most of your "donations" with the exit being sealed for your stay
Rethink again anon, before it's too late...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864543
I'm a big boy, I can handle her. Think of my choice as a sacrifice for everyone else

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>>40864557
>Think of my choice as a sacrifice for everyone else
Anon we shall forever be grateful for your sacrifice of hanging out with a grumpy shrine maiden, but now it's too late to go back
Enjoy your stay with a psychotic miko...

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>>40864557
My sacrifice will be worse than yours
I'll go to the garden of the sun to proclaim myself as Yuuka's wife, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864651
>Yuuka's wife
husband duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864636
>Enjoy your stay with a psychotic miko
Thanks, I'll "hate" every second of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864662
yuuka is the husband in the relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864651
>proclaim myself as Yuuka's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865225
>pic
kys anon

[Anonymous No.]

STAY WITH US ANON!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866139
Gladly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857384
>Kaguya enters the living room hoping to talk to you when you make your bid for freedom.
>After 100 years of basket weaving you are skilled enough to quickly entrap her in a large woven basket while you escape.
>But with her 200 years of experience in tap dancing she is able to sense the reverberations throughout the basket and pinpoint the weak point in the fibers to strike and destroy the basket.
>It's too late, and with your 300 years of oil painting you used the few seconds she was trapped in the basket to paint every surface in the room to look like other surfaces, rooms, and hallways all with their own painted walls painted with similar paintings in different orders to confuse her sense of direction.
>Unfortunately with her 400 years of blindfolded mountain biking she is able to close her eyes and navigate the room with echolocation by screeching and chases after you.
>Luckily thanks to your 500 years of hedge trimming you are able to create an exact duplicate of yourself in the yard that draws her attention.
>Tragically, her 600 years of baking key lime pies made lime, egg yolks, and sweetened condensed milk, and topped with a meringue topping made from egg whites, or with whipped cream leaves her able to detect that the faint scents of the ingredients of the pie you ate that morning led elsewhere and she determines your correct location.
>Quickly, you use your 700 years of misdirection to trick her into using her 800 years of crime scene reconstruction to piece together a past scene you already played out earlier using your 900 years of improvised acting in anticipation of this very moment, tricking her into observing the past while you hide in the present.
>You have five minutes until she uses her 1000 years of kite flying to manipulate the local atmospheric pressure to create a wind formation that creates a small vacuum pocket in the sky that will collapse and suck you up into the air for easy discovery unless you prepare.

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>>40866824

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>>40866824

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>>40866824

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>>40830002
>>40818201
She just need half-celestials in her belly, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875976
> Celestial
Atleast this one is kinda Canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866139
Who tf are these bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40884334
Satori
Okuu
Orin
Koishi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875976
Do not let your wife eat the kids you make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861079
I don't want to escape

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>>40823718
you'll have a happy life with Yukari
all she needs to do is wrap her arms around you from behind and drag you to your new home beside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40836476
I've always enjoyed imperiously possessive 2hus

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>>40890476
I think a lot of youkai specifically would be like this if they had any interest in you, since most of them have an existence that isn't founded on giving human relationship norms any mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40890476
I don't remember marrying Yuuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>40883874
Celestial wives

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>>40899049
They'll leave you did your Children once they get bored though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40896610
It was a shotgun wedding
Yuuka was wielding the shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40901266
> Yuuka was wielding the shotgun
Pathetic, has the Flower Master of the Four Seasons fallen so low that she needs a shotgun to intimate a Human into marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40904862
it was a metaphorical shotgun, much like how modern shotgun weddings are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40875976
Wouldn't they be full Celestials? Since Celestial seems to be a Status rather then a race

[Anonymous No.]

>>40910172
Well there's a difference
Although celestials are technically humans who ascended, they have a harder skin surface and their body is poisonous to youkai
So if anything, a half-celestial would be a mild mix of these traits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866824
Yeah, that's good, but you know, like, you know what I'm gonna say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40916095
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40910195
That's the heavenly peaches they chomp down up there.

Now if someone bright could sneak into Heaven, nab some peach pits, set up a room free from Shinto-Buddhist impurity and start gardening...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40923365
>Now if someone bright could sneak into Heaven, nab some peach pits, set up a room free from Shinto-Buddhist impurity and start gardening...
Aaaand that's how the Lunar Capital was created
You could create your own on Mars

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866824
I want to see the anime adaption of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40893525
Consent is a concept that Youkai neither understand or care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40924017
Right, they'll marry you regardless of whether you want it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>40924035
Exactly. In fact, by the law of Gensokyo, you are legally married if they can make you come three times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40924052
Mandatory marriage for outsiders since they're up for grabs by anyone in Gensokyo unlike villagers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40864636
What's she saying? "Could you cease wasting money on cigarettes?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40924238
>You...
>Didn't I tell you to stop smoking?
>(So) What's... this?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my penis enjoy the danger of yanderes. Why does my brain enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40925902
The penis is excited by the danger, the mind is intrigued by the complex neuropsychological issues that must be responsible for the behavior, and the heart is desperate for affection that can't be called into question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40925902
Ever had a girl so into you alone that she would literally die on a hill for you, or failing that, with you?
Some people are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40924426
Wasn't this made to motivation a friend of the Artist who liked Reimu and wanted to quite smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

To be loved for all eternity, is that not true happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40931165
Beats me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866824
This is why I still come to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

She saw you say hello to the delivery lady who dropped off your Amazon package while you thought she was still sleeping anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40817058
What's she gonna do? Drown me with her tears? Make me die with laughter?

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>>40938485
No, I think she'd put this skill to use anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40937375
And unlike most other "Immortality" situations, you won't be alone due to the fact that other immortals and long living creature exists (Gods, Youkai, Celestials, etc.).

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>>40866824

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>>40864636
>>40924426
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40938579
Just because she knows how to make Weapons doesn't mean she knows how to use them.

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>>40946497
*stabs you with a needle while babbling incoherent shit about how you smiling at Reisen was akin to adultey*

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>>40946507
Stupid Umbrella, don't you know that people die when they are killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40948861
That can't be true, what about Mokou and Kaguya? Or Futo and Miko? Or Yuyuko and Tojiko?

[Anonymous No.]

Junko will protect you
Junko will massacre everything that looks at you wrong
Anything that is threatening to lay a hand on a single hair strand of yours will be completely & utterly destroyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40949047
If you get plastic surgery to look like her son?

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>>40949082
Yes, or if you remind her of her son enough, she will protect you like her life depends on it, and that's an understatement.
Say goodbye to privacy, however.

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>>40949188
Do I get sex with her even though I look like her son? What If I'm dating a Lunarian, what then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40953847
>What If I'm dating a Lunarian, what then?
Then you won't be dating her for long, that's for sure.

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>>40955560
Kaguya is immortal though

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>>40956013
Just because she's immortal doesn't mean there aren't ways to take her out of the picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956630
Flan is a danger to society and needs to be put down

[Anonymous No.]

>>40953847
> Do I get sex
Yes, you'll do much of it you'll never go outside

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome underworld!
You'll be staying here forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966757
What will I do here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966757
pov: you're a vengeful spirit
>>40967094
hang around as a vengeful spirit until your karma is exhausted
or, if you're human, death

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967316
Can't I just possess her and make her deal with having my raging donger in need of release?
Magnum Koishi is basically canon after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40817915
Youmu seems to portray strangely often as a Yandere. I wonder why

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>>40968148
She's both normally reserved and not in a position of social power, but possesses great physical and spiritual power.
It just begs the scenario where even if she can't get someone through conventional romantic means, why couldn't she just, you know, flash a sword hilt and have whoever acquiesce?
Like, even if it took that scenario, was it really forced or unwelcome? Did they not want her in the end? They really wanted it if they didn't resist. It's just common sense.
I mean hell, they even did the happy spurt in her. That just confirms it. They NEEDED her to show her devotion like that, it's just how they are.

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>>40969587
A boy's thing only gets hard if he's lovey-dovey with a girl he likes so obviously he liked Youmu back, everybody knows that - Youmu isn't a bad girl at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969635
"It's not rape if he cums" - Youmu, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969587
H-hot, I want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40865350
Hit a nerve, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969635
Youmu really wants to be a mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969587
That's right! Boys always want to do lewd things, so this idea of them "not consenting" to sex is pure fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969635
Youmu wants love and I will give it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866824

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>>40967094
Work as a sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, do you like red? Do you like red? Do you like red? Do you like red? Hey, why are you not responding? Do you like red? Respond, do you like red? Are you red? Iam red? Why don't you move? Only your legs broke? Hey, did you like red? Come on! We only have so much time in the basement, okay? Hey, do you wanna play with red? Do you like red? Do you like red? Why aren't you responding, human toy? Why are you broken? Can I ask Sakuya to fix you? Hey, don't cry, it's fine, can I ask you a question? Do you like red? I hope you like red, it's beautiful! Like scarlet, It's beautiful, hey, are you listening? Do you like red? Do you like reeeed?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40978490
No

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>>40978490
Settle down alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>40975309
in order to pass down her dead end job and live peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40978807
Collab Request:
This guy and a yandere Flandre locked in a room for 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866824
I love it. Great job anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40978490
please stop, i can only get so hard

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>>40978490
Calm down you little shit it's like one of my favorite colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40978490
Flan is a danger to society and needs to be put down

[Anonymous No.]

>>40978490
Being tortured and killed by a cute small vampire doesn't sound so bad.

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>>40990635
Sanae what she sees a boy younger then 12

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>>40817798
You ain't leaving the hakurei shrine, anon...

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>>40994311
Reimu's so excited to be a mommy

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>>40866824

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>>40994311
But I don't want to be a Priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40866824
Honestly, this sounds fun

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>>40969587
I want to lean in and whisper into Youmu's ear that I prefer Dante's gameplay.

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>>40866824
I spot the wind formation using my 1100 years of meteorology and devise a strategy to pretend to fall for it to misdirect her and hide in the treeline using my 1200 years of chess and 1300 years of botany.

Your move, lunar bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Once you enter Bhava~Agra...
You don't leave the heaven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994311
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41015949
What's she saying?

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>>40817058
Stupid Dumbrella thinks she can scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40994311
>Reimu is the only person in Gensokyo outside of Yukari that can send you back to the outside world.
>If she takes a liking to you she can just decide not to send you back and take you as her husband.
How would you deal with that situation?

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>>41022055
I'd ask who the fuck you were quoting

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>41026712
His own thoughts

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>>40994311
Last night I had a very vivid dream of Reimu pecking me on the lips and saying "we're lovers now". I then got pulled into a deep kiss and had sex with her. She was rather forceful throughout.

The scary part was how real it all felt - I remember the texture of her tongue and the warmth of her body. Her eyes were love-crazed and expressive.

I hope this doesn't mean that the Miko is hunting me down.

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>>41033427
dreams aren't real, take your meds and live in the pod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41033585
Can you prove this world to be realer than the one in our dreams?

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>>41034007
Yes. Jump off a bridge in your dreams and then do it in this world. You'll see which one is real.
Also, get better taste. Reimu sucks.

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>>41034395
I don't even like Raymoo that much - she forced herself on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41034485
>she forced herself on me
I take it back, Reimu is actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll never escape. No matter how much time passes, eventually you'll come back to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40823718
o-oh

I like the sound of that a little too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41039466
There is something oddly satisfying about being claimed by a clearly superior being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41040138
It's kinda terrifying if you ask me. In these kinds of cases you don't have control of your destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41026712
Canon lore.

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>>41041019
Yes, but they also give you the feeling you don't need control. Just do as they say, and they'll take care of everything. Freedom is overrated anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

pichu~n

[Anonymous No.]

>>41041718
God I wish that was me

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>>41041718
Satorin's flabby little NEET arms would never be able to push a sword through anyone's body.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck i didn't even see the sword at the first glance

[Anonymous No.]

>>41046444
What sword? Where? Are you seeing things that aren't real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41046444
Don't worry it's all just a daydream

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>>41041718
he's got that half-youkai bullshit durability
he'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41049046
hitbox is smaller than his body anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>41049046
Don't worry it was all just a dream

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>>41041524
I hear if you rub your head against them like a housecat they will reward you.

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>>41049046
> half Youkai
Which means he'll be half fine and that would later on lead to him being half dead/ghost. Youmu is getting another of her kind, that's nice.

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>>40969635
I want a scenario where Youmu tries going to town on a guys woodie to win him over, but it turns out the dork never even tried talking to him before putting this plan into motion.
So the guy just wakes up more confused than anything, and Youmu awkwardly tries to explain herself mid-sex and comes to realize he doesn't even know her name nor her his, and he ejaculates without orgasm before they can even introduce themselves.

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>>41055305
He would still have to take "responsibility" and marry Youmu if he doesn't want to become a target of Yuyuko's ability.

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>>40969587
>filename

I'll have you know that Youmu is a very smart girl, capable of great control over her impulses and with excellent social skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41058030
Youmu's IQ is barely above that of the average fairy.
It's what makes her so cute.

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>>41057981
What responsibility? He was raped! Youmu is a criminal!

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>>41058644
The human village has no laws. Do you expect Reimu to do something just because some random villager was forced into marriage? Not a incident, not her problem.

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>>41052388
Sure, but they prefer you to act more human and eat them out every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41041718
NOOOO NOT MY BRO RINNOSUKE, SATORI YOU FUCKING WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41058708
Gensokyo is a horrible place. Your life can permanently change in a day just because some dork was feeling horny.

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>>41058983
Correct.

The only reason the human villager has any single men left for human women to marry is because most youkai prefer eating humans than being eaten out.

[Anonymous No.]

The real question is, Would a yanhu despise her own children for taken their fathers attention away from her, or would they go completely baby-crazy?

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>>41059650
definite baby crazy, since the entire reason they had children at all was because they wanted to further express their love
if anything, they'd be at risk of catching self sustaining baby rabies and demanding yet more children

[Anonymous No.]

>>41058644
Humans are cattle in Gensokyou. You have no rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>41066444
i for one submit myself to my new gensokyo overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>41066612
I'll take Yuyuko then

[Anonymous No.]

>>41066444
>>41066612
I'll never surrender to those monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41066804
You'll never leave the Netherworld. She'll keep you there forever. Hades Style

[Anonymous No.]

>>41066612
>pic
They wouldn't even pay attention to me. I am too boring and unappealing for anyone to ever feel attraction to me. So I don't have to bother about becoming yokai food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41066937
but anon, you still make use as being good feed to the lesser youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>41067035
Not that guy, but I wouldn't mind becoming Rumia's dinner.
It makes me happy that I can finally be useful and make someone else's day just a little bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40817058
This is a cule!!!!!!!!

I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41067080
one day, anon. one day.
i want to be chen's dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>41059669
There is no limit, is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41066812
You will serve them in life or serve them as food.

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>>41067035
>>41067080
Have some more pride in yourself, Christ. At least try and get eaten by somebody who can actually turn you into a decent meal like Mystia or Ran.

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>>41071066
now we're talking

[†fox !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

bless.

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>>41066812
>>41071066
these guys get it, no way i would just give up and die like a pathetic faggot

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>>41066863
Staying forever with Yuyuko does sound pretty nice...

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>>41071080
Imagine Mystia roasting you alive over a fire while singing.

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>>41071139
youkai are for conquering and impregnating

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>>41071166
It's probably better than staying with Yukari forever but I still wouldn't recommend it.

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>>41071171
the preamble's more fun where you stumble around blind while she plays around with you.

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>>41071176
Correct, but it requires a certain type of man to understand that truth.

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>>41071184
She does seem like the type to play with her food. Possibly even sexually, if you are handsome enough.

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>>41071181
but that ghost pussy tho

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>>41071253
Yuyuko isn't interested in sex. When you ask her about pleasure, she would just talk about food.

Yukari is the one that would rape you. The issue is that she would probably put you in a fate worse than death once she gets bored of you.

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nothing could compare to sex with yukari forever

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>>41071176
i guess youkai are strong, but i would aim higher, the ultimate challenge is conquering the shrine maiden of paradise

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>>41071280
>Forever
The issue is it's not going to be forever. Eventually she's going to get bored of you and throw you away in a corner. Expect instead of a corner it's like the fly of despair from spongebob.

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>>41071356
Shrine Maidens probably conquer men though. Like, Reimu's mom probably just raped some village kid until she got pregnant

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>>41071364
worst case scenario. still gotta gun for happy ending with my princess.

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>>41071448
>worst case scenario
I mean, the best case scenario is her eating you when she gets bored of you.

>happy ending with my princess.
Well, you'll get a few happy endings regardless of what happens afterwards.

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>>41071466
vore isn't bad but I'd prefer raising children with her and having a happy ending every night

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>>41071364
the clear solution to that is to get her pregnant
then she'll never let you go

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>>41071544
>Knock her up
>Spend all day doting on her and children
>Can't be discarded because the children will throw a nuclear tantrum

Foolproof.

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>>41071491
Seems unlikely, but whatever. Live your dream, man!

>>41071544
I don't know if that's a good thing, but it might work if you can impregnate her. Which, pretty big if. She probably uses protection.

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Is it possible to make Patchy go yandere mode?

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>>41080786
Considering Magicians abduct kids and turn them into apprentices. Being a shota that is good at magic would probably do the job.

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>>41080803
How would her obsession manifest? She normally seems like the quiet, reserved type.

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>>41080824
be extraordinarily competent and innovative, I'd guess
if her new apprentice can go toe to toe with her intellectually and even surpass her in some aspects, she'll definitely want to hold on tight to such a treasure
after all, there's fucking nobody that can do so normally

display you have a bigger brain than patchy and she'll drag you to bed to bust your pelvis

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>>41080861
Honestly, I wonder if she would feel that way about Marisa if she was a boy.

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>>41071066
I love Rumia. She is the one I want to make happy.
Not the screeching bird or the spinning calculator, the loli of darkness is the only one for me.

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>>41080966
probably not because Marisa is a midwit kleptomaniac
were she male, she'd just be an unlikable abrasive midget

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>>41080861
Would she allow you to take her as a wife afterwards? Is she fertile enough to have children?

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>>41084607
With hips like that, she probably is.

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>>41080861
>display you have a bigger brain than patchy and she'll drag you to bed to bust your pelvis
her frail ass would pass out from exhaustion before she even gets someone to bed
she'd try to be yandere but fail miserably

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>>41066612
I wont

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>>41066612
This pic always triggers my flight or fight instincts but for some reason it's very hypnotic

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>>41091475
Wouldn’t she use her magic instead of muscles?

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>>41092941
she still needs to use her body/stamina for fuckin
she would pass out mid fuck

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>>41092989
magic can already be used as a total nutritional supplement in universe
it might be possible for it to be used as a stimulant as well
she'd only need adrenaline level stims, but if it can be done to that level, it can probably be cranked up to crystal meth levels too

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>>41091475
She would use magic to bind you down. After that she'll just grind on your body until she passes out. With you probably coming inside of her while she's fainted.

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>>41083726
Eh, she seems to be a magical prodigy considering her age.

>were she male, she'd just be an unlikable abrasive midget
No, she would be a harem protagonist.

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>>41099694
>getting knocked up without knowing it was her own doing

So at this point you're basically a glorified pillow right?

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>>41103619
You can use her pregnancy against her to force her to become healthy and /fit/

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>>41103619
Sperm donator/living Dildo.

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>>41066863
Cute Crazy Obsessed Yuyuko

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>>40817058
Kogasa could make a convincing yandere, knowing about her "canonical" depression due feeling unwanted by everyone in Gensokyo.
But then again shes too kind to be one

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I remembered about a fanfiction about yanhus, it was actually kind of good and had potential, too bad the author didn't continue it.

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>>41120623
Ah, here it is
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8419985/1/Kidnapped

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>>41120772
you must have found the wrong one cause this is fucking awful

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>>41120865
Whats so bad about it?

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>>41120337
She doesn't have to be murderous to be a yandere. Obsessive love is enough.

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The only thing about any of you reimu would become obsessive/possessive about would probably be your wallet.
She's desperate, really desperate, she'd probably marry anyone who bought her dinner on the spot

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>>40966757
Man the background on this is so nice, comfy, awe inspiring, and creative it almost makes me wish there where a version with no koishi in the way so I could get a full view

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>>41120337
You say that now but imagine if she caught you looking at a another umbrella in a shop

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Could anything make Marisa turn yandere? She seems far too laid-back.

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>>41129104
Marisa exists to be the victim of Yandere's.

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>>41129153
A tired cliché. It's about time she turned the tables.

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>>41129249
Marisa wishes she was taller than Alice.
The annoying midget needs to learn her place.

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>>41127085
>no koishi
Heresy, get out of/JP/

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>>41120337
Cute Dumbrella

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>>41129274
What is up with all the Marisa abuse here? Is /jp/ a sadistic Yandere obsessed with Marisa?

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>>41138429
It's just me, but yes.

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>>41139815
hot af, i need more abused 2hus in my life

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>>40966757
Koishi is excited to have a new human pet

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>>41129104
>>41129249
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7002

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>>41140534
Holy shit that was laughably retarded.

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>>41140669
The rest of the shit on his pixiv is even funnier

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>>41140345
Why does rinnosuke look like he's just slightly annoyed by this?
Like he's gotta go to work in 20 minutes and really could not care less for the weird shit reisen is doing?

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>>41141418
They were both curious about each other's eye powers. Reisen simply got creative.

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>>41141418
Poor guy has to regularly deal with Yukari's, Reimu's and Marisa's nonsense. Whatever Raisen throws at him can't even get a reaction out of him.

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>>41139929
Then read the latest CDS Chapter.

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>>41149600
Ah sweet sweet canon humiliation

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Yandere Mima x Marisa is simply the best.

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>>41058967
Your bro is the perfect yanderebait, bro.

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>>41160452
You shit-talking my bro?

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>>41160452
He does not deserve this fate he deserves a thriving business selling 1st gen ipods

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>>41162448
Most of those are stolen of the corpses of dead outsiders.

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>>41165328
Rinnosuke practices an ethical service of cleaning up gensokyo of corpses and redistributing these mystical artifacts to the good people at resonable prices

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>>41172226
What a good guy

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>>41169873
Please fuck me Koishi

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>>41181474
Kick him.

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>>41188257
I think he'll enjoy that

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>>41038519
If she wanted, Kaguya would force-feed you the Hourai Elixir.

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>>41120469
"You don't see how Big Chungus is funny?
Wow, you're a natural-born comedian anon~
Now put on the rabbit ears."

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Orin is a scary one
if you happen to die on her, she can just cart your corpse to hell and reincarnate you

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>>41198488
Makes my life worth living.

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>>40817058
Who in the right mind would hide from cutegasa?

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I want to be kidnapped by Ran and be his husband

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>>41211684
Same but with Kasen instead

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>>41211551
someone who doesn't want their children to be umbrella youkai

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>>41211684
>his
wat

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>>41214701
just ignore the typo
we all know who Ran is and how she's the exemplar of maternity and fertility

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>>41203544
You'll die eventually, then you're all hers

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>>41217078
eternity with my cat wife!

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>>41214701
I'm an ESL that tends to write very fast and doesn't check for typos

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>>41214667
the big scary youkai is coming to gobble you up

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>>40817058
>kogasa
>Yandere
Made me chuckle.

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>>41222742
jokes on her i'm gonna gobble up herspecial place!

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>>41033427
rip anon

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>>41235192
Her asshole?