/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What the FASTEST and SAFEST way to get kidnapped by Yukari Yakumo therefore going to Gensokyo?

1- Send 100 post in /jp/ about Yukari is 30 years Old ha- [ ]
2- Fapping with Yukari picture in middle of full moon night [ ]
3 - Sacrifice your parents blood and flesh for Yukari Yakumo shikigami [ ]
4 - Reaching level 9999 in SWR Netplay [ ]
5 - Make a oath to give your virginity to Yukari if she decided to kidnapped you. [ ]

[Anonymous No.]

None, you fucking moron.

They don't let idiots like you into Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHBDD5mPBE

This is a video about a guy who got spirited away to Gensokyo by Yukari, and his apparent fate in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>4077665
The mushrooms Ran and Chen were holding were the ingredients for their hot pot dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no safe way into Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

get gapped into the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>4077687

[Anonymous No.]

>>4077743
I want to say that's gross, but CHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN

[Jackie !ChanFXHCPI No.]

6 - Hang yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Number 1 is the fastest way to get gapped into a random blackhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4077665
If only the guy stick with Keine when he had the chance. But then he just had to throw away his life like that.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4077764

Eating cats are always cute.

[Anonymous No.]

The easiest and safest way to get into Gensokyo is to find the Earthside version of the Hakurei shrine, and somehow wander through the barrier.

Failing that, rape Maribel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4077665
That's the sluttiest of all sluts of a Wriggle I've ever seen. So slutty that I'm not even sure he has a penis anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>4 - Reaching level 9999 in SWR Netplay [ ]
I can tell you this one doesn't work. Even with max cards collected lunatic 1cc 95%+ perfects and killing Tenshi's final form without her firing a single laser.