Monster girl thread

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Imagine dragons

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>>40774870
I like to imagine a cute princess or a graceful older noblewoman that acts as you would expect around other people, and sticks her long tongue under your shirt when you're alone with her.

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Is it time to post dragons?

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>>40775166
No, it's time for mere female lizards.

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>Gehe, gehe, gehehehe! It's flooding season and that means Sobek will rule again!
Look at this dork! She's the closest thing to a dragon you're gonna get in the desert you know

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>>40775247
I dunno, the sand sharks seem more dragony.

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Consider big fat zombie udders

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>>40775266
>shark not so smug after getting wet

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>>40775284
Not her fault, she was making a beeline for anon and someone put an oasis in her way.

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My desire is for big dragon girls.

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>>40775466
Oh no! Slightly muscular monsters!

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>>40775247
Not Egyptian, but does Vritra count?

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>>40775486
Remember. Powerful monsters like dragons are plenty strong without any visible musculature.

So a monster that is actually showing her muscles will be crazy strong by comparison.

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>>40775194
>local CC Dragon spotted wearing girly clothes
>has she finally found a husband?
Brought to you by Rata News Network

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>>40775618
Nani? A combo move?!

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[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the treasure hoarding prideful loner wild dragons think of the civilized, human-like, disciplined city of dragonia

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>>40775741
City slickers in their Gucci loafers and fancy German cars

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>>40775741
>dragonia is full of human tourists ripe for taking and many of them probably came there specifically for dragon pussy in the first place
>loners are stuck in the middle of nowhere and hope for some special snowflake hero to stumble upon them
jealousy, that's that they think

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Imagine tring to summon a demon only for it to oull you in instead.

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>>40775612
>her wedding plans get leaked and it becomes front page news
>a massive crowd gathers around the church as the ceremony goes on
>doors open and the bride and groom walk hand in hand out of the church
>cameras flash everywhere and ratatoskr reporters wave microphones around trying to get a quote from the new couple
>one rata walks in front of dragon and blocks the way
>dragon freezes up too embarrassed to move or speak
>anon scoops her up and princess carries her to the car
>dragon tries to hide her face in her husbands chest out of shame
>but dispite the embarrassment, she has a huge smile on her face
>the newlyweds enter the car and ride off to begin their honeymoon
>nobody hears from them for a few months
>then one day the local paper comes out with a headline in big bold letters
>the couple has made it back home!
>one the front page is a picture the dragon and her husband
>the man stands behind her wrapping one of his arms around her waist and another on her shoulder
>she seems to have settled into her role as wife well and has no embarrassment over people seeing her in girly outfits anymore
>but the biggest change is the egg being held tightly to her body

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>>40775752
>>40775795
>wild dragon makes fun of a MERE'D Dragonia resident dragon
>said dragon is also from Dragonia's millitary
>trounces the wild dragon without even trying
>the thrashing makes the wild dragon reconsider her ways and enlist
there are probably entire recruitment drives that work like this

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Gonna go talk to the Lord of the Peaks, a massively powerful dragon in the heart of the forbidden mountains because I bet she gets lonely up there and it's nice having someone to talk to.

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>>40775900
Scary, Dragons are always so intense.

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Dragons are virgin dorks and I want them to know it

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Would normal succubi be your average shallow, impression starved, big city loving, live-love-laugh travel thots? Because I can't imagine them not be that.

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>>40775904
She may be a dork, but she won't be a virgin for much longer now that you've volunteered.

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>>40775618
>Please, I am just looking for monsters to slay. I can't seem to find any monsters.

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Little Shop of Horrors inspired Phantom-chan to go on a quest to find the perfect Alraune singer and a male lead as Seymour and some other roles. Are you a bad enough dude to play the dentist?

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>>40775618
>>40775984
>A confused Order Paladin from the previous era of monsters that got time leaped into the future and just never made the connection between the monsters of old and monster-girls

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>>40775938
You would find all sorts of succubi. They are very diverse like that.

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>>40775900
Gonna go talk to that dragon who lives in the abandoned nuclear plant

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>>40776023
At least he has Cheshire-chan to help him out in his search.

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>>40775938
Then you've got trash imagination.
If anything they'd be the exact opposite of that.
Unlike with human women there's no pretenses. They are actually honest with themselves and their desires.

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>>40775526
unf
>>40776023
>>40776033
wonder if Magus takes commissions

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>>40775618
>when you get knocked into the whelp cave

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>>40775150
How do not!United States monstergirls and Zipangu Yokai answer the uncomfortable question that is: what happened between your two countries between the years 1941 until 1945?

>A youngster asks his Bald Eagle Harpy Auntie and Zipangese Kasa-Obake relative what was so special about the date of December 7 1941
>Both the mamono sweat nervously and look at each other what to tell their nephew

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>>40776155
They are all just protecting the smallest one.

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>>40776232
Ah, I disturbed Tiamat's bath in the primordial sea
Or is that Ghidorah?

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I want to hotdog the hot dog.

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>>40775618
>More Dots!
>Paladin gets jumped by Dorothy, Dottie and Dot

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>>40776472
Definitely Ghidorah

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I think it would be good to be kidnapped by the MGE equivalent of Smaug
I think that would be very nice

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>>40776707
she seems a little unstable. hopefully she settles down after a couple pregnancies

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>>40775247
Sharp teeth are cute

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>>40776177
Wut happend?
>they both blush red at memories of a Yuri "surprise attack" while Harpy-san was sleeping on a Hawaiian beach
>involving torpedo-shaped weapons
>"It all happened back before Anons and Portals, so memories aren't clear"
Yes, MGE is mainly non-Yuri but I'd read that greentexting

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>>40776730
>kaiju wife finally calms down after her third pregnancy
>instead of having to deal with an unstable engine of destruction, you now have to deal with three unstable engines of destruction

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I cant focus on maths, Wock senseis mouths keep whispering lewd stuff and licking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40777191
sounds like you need some haku milk to help you focus

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>>40777225
stop it, I want to math, not drink milk, no matter how alluring the milk

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>>40776030
It isn't abandoned, the reactor is still running. Dumb homeless monster refuses to go home, someone call the cops.

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>>40776472
Tiamat may or may not have five heads.

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>>40777191
fuck, why is she so sexy. Im already failing her class and have to stay after with her. SHit

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>>40777191
>>40777358
Baka

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Gazer is cute

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well anon you've done it anon, you finally took out a nuki loan and bought yourself a starship, the galaxy is yours for the taking, but who will you have as crew?

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>>40778102
>nuki loan
why would I do that to myself?

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>>40778102
I go at it alone and instead make enemies with law enforcement and crime bosses like a good space rogue should

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>>40778182
you'll have a bounty on your head acting like that anon

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>>40778198
You have to cause some ruckus to get Dragon Space Commander's attention.

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>>40778198
>space wight keeps cutting off your ships life support
what a jokester, that one.

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>>40778161
you needed money and she waggled her tail at you, how could you refuse?

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>>40778221
>being male while also giving her an excuse to bother with you
Literally asking for it.

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>>40778221
>Hmmmm, well we don't see anything on your ship that would raise eyebrows but there 'is' a crate of 'dangerously enhanced' bust boosters that have been illegal for the past few years drifting nearby.
>You wouldn't happen to know about these would you? Of course not, you'd have nothing to do with that crate so we'll just pick it up and let you go.

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>>40778198
What's the worst that could happen? It's not like I'll end up getting frozen in carbonite so the bounty hunter can take me back to her crime boss' palace

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>>40778307
but the space pharaoh will want you nice and warm anon

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>>40778102

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>>40778298
>he can't transverse jump directly into shogspace
NGMI

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>>40778102
Demon who is a former space navy officer
Hellhound mercenary
Insane genius gremlin

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>>40778298
this is why I just do trade runs in Kantamora space, just make sure your engines are boosted

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>>40778298
Well at least they didn't get upset about the transponder being off

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>>40778372
>who will get through the captain's quarters bulkhead first?

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>>40778298
I'm gonna fly off into unexplored space and find me a [REDACTED] wife!

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>>40778463
>anon hears the singing

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hug the lilims

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>>40778102
>Hellhound mercenary
>Manticore mercenary
>Ocelomeh mercenary
>Kiki to clean the ship clean
If you're wondering why there are three mercenaries it's because don't know how to fight, I'm sure they'll keep me safe.

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>>40778505
hope your kiki is academy certified

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>>40778498
get beaned

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>>40778102
I paint the ship red, call it the Red Sun and have my crew be exclusively battle-scarred Minotaurs

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>>40778549
your just gonna spend your days in a mino pile, never leaving port

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good afternoon, thread

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>>40778563
Hey, sometimes we manage to get out of port
Usually because the crew is asleep

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>>40778102
Jinko or hellhound security officer
Apophis scientist
houri doctor
and my trustworthy human first officer who keeps trying to get me to sign completely mundane contracts for some reason

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Golden shower

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>>40778498
i would hug lims for money

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>>40778582
Friend it is not even 10 in the morning

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>>40778526
hug AND kiss the lilims

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>>40778632
its 14:48 here. good morning to you, anon.

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>>40778526
Woe, a plague upon ye.

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>>40775150

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>>40778512
I'm pretty confident that she is, one of my mercenaries recommended her to me. Apparently, they're sisters.

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>>40778651
How do you activate the time travel cheat

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>>40778757
its not a cheat, its the chronomatic heart relic

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>>40778512
Sorry but I only hire maid academy drop outs, they’re cuter, less burned out, younger and the look on their face when they get a reputable maid job is pure bliss

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>>40778757
It's just a jump to the left

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>>40778792
My left or yours?

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>>40778671
oh those hags with their hexes and curses

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>>40778800
The universe's left.

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>>40775150

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>>40778850
>sharp teeth
yes
>big flooffy hair
YES
>big milkers
YEEEEESSS
>nipple rings
aaaaand ruined

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I can't believe you guys want to fuck dogs.

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>>40778895
I want one to make me reek of their scent.

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>>40778102
the nuki, so i could repay mu debts easier and also she's very good with money so she'll be the quartermaster
the rest of the crew we'll find along the way, it's more fun like that.

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>>40778298
why not burn the crate on the spot? do Space Police officers really want bigger busts that much?

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>>40775150
Have sex with fairies.

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>>40779051

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>>40778786
irresponsible sex with unqualified maids

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>>40778877
Oh, I know this one. I don't like this one.

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>>40779094
Saying you prefer unqualified maids is a very serious issue in the eyes of Academy-qualified kikis
Fortunately it's also an issue they can solve, generally through bonking mastah on the head with a demon silver skillet

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>>40779168
Just once, I'd like to see a monster that prefers white wine over red.

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How do I stop city dovegirls from rubbing themselves against my windows? They leave filth everywhere, and I think they're getting bolder. One of them almost figured out the door latch last night

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>>40779234
Clever girl...

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FLAYED
https://files.catbox.moe/c3ty2s.png
https://files.catbox.moe/w1ty67.png

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>>40779292
flayer legs seems hard to execute.
also is ms green holding a tentacle sword?

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Don't you want her gingerbread?

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>>40779292
wish there was more flayer art in general, especially nsfw.

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>>40779327
might need something to drink with it

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Anon cyber bullies someone online who turns out to be a Demon girl who uses their legal connections for payback.

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>>40779327
What gingerbread?

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>>40775150

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>>40779453
what the fuck

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>>40779453
Dark Elves are based, it all stays in the family

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>RPG update never ever

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>>40779472
Dark Elves are kinky in the worst of ways.

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>>40779510
elves are danger

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>>40779503
>>40779510
Harem of Dark elf daughters/mothers enough that inter-harem politics sparks.

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>>40775150

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>>40779506

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>>40779516
So True, i would never befriend an elf let alone talk to one, they should never be associated with.

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>>40779573

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>>40779569
Well that's just wrong. Most centaurs are so cute I'd be willing to give one a try even without frontpussy.

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>>40779574
Well you need at least one to help you deal with Elf Bullshit™

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im trying really hard to answer that spaceship question. its suprisingly hard to think of a crew.

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>>40779722
Oops, all cheshires. Your spaceship is now powered and propelled by the Meme Drive.

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sire strong and heathy babies

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>>40779748
you know, i do like that idea. cheshires could also probably singlehandedly make an infinite improbability drive function

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>>40779751
Okay.

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>>40779751
>Four legs good, two legs bad

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>>40779722
greenworm, wonderworm, wurm and sandworm
wormgang

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>>40779925
Imagine not immediately picking octopussy.

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>>40779939
nobody posts the other ones so you're probably right

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>>40779968
krakens are overpowered

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Roll for a monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

A new maid cafe has opened up near where you live, staffed entirely by that species. Everything is themed around them, from the decor to the uniforms to the menu, even the way they speak and serve you.

What is their specialty menu item or deluxe service? Would you order it?

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>>40780029
Thanks for the virus my computer just got monkeypox

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>>40779968
I didn't know there were other ones.

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>>40779569
I wish to learn more of this "Three Riddles" scam.

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>>40780053
You're welcome.

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>>40780216
Gambling game where men bet their virginities to mamano buyers on the idea that if they can solve three riddles they get a big cash payout, if not they get raped and married.

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>>40780263
Game shows aren't scams even if rigged, they're entertainment for the whole family!

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>>40780029
>Youko
This cafe is horrible, there isn't a maid under the age of seven hundred and their tails keep leaving hair in my coffee.

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>>40780029
>White Horn
Imagine the rustic cabin experience. Warm fire in the fireplace, fresh scent of pine, hot chocolate to warm the spirits. The prime experience being a one-on-one room where you can enjoy all of these luxuries while watching the snowfall amidst the glow of the evening night.

Pity that it's summertime, though.

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>>40780407
>evening night.
?

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>>40780029
>ghoul cafe
>modeled like a dark, musty cavern with bone furniture and cutlery
>maids all have glossy DSLs and leave their tongues hanging out
>bloody rag uniforms include bare feet and a filthy apron with a paizuri slot
>premium service involves getting roughed up, forcefully dragged to your seat and having her drool in your coffee
8/10 would be devoured again

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>>40780464
stained, suction cup marked and squished

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>>40780464
Why would she do this? It's very mean

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>>40780496
The coffee wasn't dark enough.

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>>40780472
And never happier.

>>40780029
>Witch
It's cute, it's pink, it's fluffy, the waitresses call you onii-chan. They're also replaced by their own familiar halfway through your sipping experience. Black Coffee isn't served because it's bitter and gross, yuck.

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>ywn fight against an overleveled dark mage
>be unable to hit her
>she blocks everything with her staff or just teleports around and kisses you until you cum
>easily manhandles you despite being a mage because of her high-level and powerful STR buffs
>puts you in an unescapable bear hug and shoves your face in her tits

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>>40780407
>white horn maids running a sugar shack cafe
I live in northern cottage country and I would go there every single day.

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>>40780528
she can drive you home too

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>>40780516
>order a 'regular' coffee
>it comes with vanilla hazelnut cream and 10 sugars

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>>40780505
Bratty kraken needs immediate rape correction

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>>40780357
>there isn't a maid under the age of seven hundred
They send their cute young foxes out into the street to advertise the place, but the kitchen and serving staff are all tired christmas cakes.

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>>40780618
I'd like to see it tried.

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>>40780630
I wish to taste a cook hag's foods.

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>>40780029
>picrel
Uniforms as 5, with one day a week as 6.
Special order Venti Mocha with a slice of Christmas Cake

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>>40780630
How are they supposed to wear their uniforms then? forget the back, their whole skirt would be constantly lifted by all those tails.

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>>40780639
>"kya" said the kraken as her tentacles wrapped around anon
>"you beast" she continued as she drew him closer, puppeting his hands with her tentacles to push and 'pin' her down
something like that, probably

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>>40780647
Do you think mamono mana enhances food the way it does sex? Would a monster be able to literally add love as a secret ingredient?

>hellhound housewife uses way too much spice and burns everything
>her friends laugh at her clumsy cooking skills
>her husband swears up and down that she's the best cook in the world
>confused pepperdog noises

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>>40780826
we have much to learn from each others cultures

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>>40780757
>Both of them end up twisted like pretzels
>Only the kraken doesn't behind because pretzel is her natural shape

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Humans are very cute when they get lost and helpless deep in the woods.

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>>40780858
pretty sure i shouldn't trust a lady that's wearing high heels in a forest or swamp

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>>40780874
yeah wtf. i hope she can do her laundry

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>>40780858
Agreed.

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>>40780559
Sounds good where do I sign up?
Uguu

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>>40780858
>Anon didnt even notice he got abandoned by his parents
>Anon just stayed near the river and ate some fish and some wild deers

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>>40780029
>humpty egg
>the restaraunt is modelled to look like a giant egg with an ovoid white exterior and yellow everything else inside
>specialized in all linds of egg and poultry dishes
>can lso do standard wonderland fare like dormouse tea and cheshire cookies
>somehow
>and you're served by cute yellow slime lolis sliding around everywhere
Cant knock you for liking it, they do make a delicious omelette. But seriously, dont ever ask for Oyakodon

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>>40780980
>dont ever ask for Oyakodon
Because it's the one dish they can't make? Wait, can they? Does a jubjub's egg need to be fertilized to turn into a humpty egg?

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>>40781024
Humpty eggs happen because jubjubs are too horny and abort themselves when they sense a man near their egg

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>>40781024
the family gets complicated because sometimes their mom was a humpty too

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34687126/chapters/102287928

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If I have sometimes auditive hallucinations before sleeping, i'm going to be a schizo?
If yes, will I meet chesh at some point ? (I will not go to the doctor or psy in any cases)

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>>40781137
Depends, how extreme are these hallucinations?

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>>40781137
They're not hallucinations, it's a directional microphone installed by (((them))) to disturb your sleep. There is a cure...

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>>40781151
Like a metallic screams and happen 1 or 2 times a month generally when i'm imagining story with mg before sleep.
>>40781167
Damn tanuki

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Did some maths and it turns out im not going to be able to afford to see my family for a while. However, i can look at this image whenever i want, so everything is now fine. LOOK AT HER. I FEEL SO WARM WHEN I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

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>>40781214
I hope she is the one screaming in my mind

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post monster teachers

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>>40781223
me too

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>>40781233
monsters with glasses yes

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>>40781219
Self-fluffing is a sin!

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>>40781214
Imagining my future without monster girls is hard to do

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>>40781233
i sure hope she doesnt take advantage of an uneven power dynamic, thatd be messed up of her.

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>>40781242
they are good but I wish for monsters that make you hot for teacher

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>>40781219
This is masturbation

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>>40781266
I could give or take the sexy schoolteacher porno outfit, teachers look pretty cute in regular skirts and sweaters.

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>>40781307
thats okay, i just need more monster teacher pics

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>>40781307
sweaters have power all unto their own

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>>40781319
I fear what will happen when monsters realize this power.

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>>40781307
What kind of class are you teaching here, woman?

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>>40781189
It's fine anon, that sort of thing is fairly common

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>>40781361
Sexting 102, where more advanced topics like mixing in foreign languages for extra fun are introduced.

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>>40781263
Lets hope you dont fail the next test

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So if a monster teacher thinks you're bright but just not trying hard enough does that count as a marriage proposal or will she toss you into a study group and hope things work themselves out?

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>>40781137
You should make a tulpa to help you out

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>>40781449
depends if shes single or not, the former for single, latter for the other. And thinking about that, I was that type of kid

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>>40781400
I hope so, it happens since I took shrooms for the second time, maybe i opened something or it's just messages from wonderland that i still can't understand.

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>>40781455
When the portals open will the tulpa you made into a baphomet get angry she's being tossed aside or will mamano mana make her manifest into a real being?

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Chocolate dullahan.

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>>40781484
See that's why the best solution to avoid that is to act like an awful person.

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>>40781633
Way ahead of you.

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>>40781625
It's like breaking the head off of a chocolate bunny.

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hebihebihebi

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>>40781736
Hebi.

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>>40781736

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>>40781736
don't stick your dick in crazy

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>>40781777
why not

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>>40781777
What if crazy grabs it and shoves it in for you?

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>>40781777
At least she'd be loving.

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Slutty human men belong in the stomachs of their dutiful lamia wives in order to keep them away from whores that may tempt their men.

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>>40781777
you can't escape fate

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>>40781189
I start to hear train horns whenever my job keeps me up for way too long. I think you're just sleep deprived. You better start taking care of yourself before Sheriff weresheep catches you. If she catches you staying up too long you'll get put under hose arrest with her, detective doremouse, and deputy nightmare.

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>>40781455
how do tulpas even work? is it just self inflicted schiztophrenia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781777
I like crazy. Any and all crazy/obsessive monsters are free to apply and marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781777
Even if its the only way to get an a?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40780874
>dark mages traverse forests or swamps in high heels with perfect balance
>ice queens walk over deep snow fields in high heels without even breaking the surface
So graceful

[Anonymous No.]

Pandemonium is full of very nice people, you should come visit.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you say you love your snek waif if you won't even let her eat you?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have forbiden sex with my teacher!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with my teacher, for fuck sakes!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781134
>tfw really want to read this but have autism over reading unfinished pieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781905
Some soft vore between spouses is alright, but you wont see me posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781952
i'm still mad about manmade not being finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781965
I haven't heard of that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781930
>And now class, Anon will demonstrate how to properly apply a womb tattoo
>N-no need for volunteers! You will practice on my body~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781944
Wan-sensei is the worst, she never teaches us anything. She just puts on a movie and masturbates behind her desk when she thinks we are not looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781970
malfunctioning space automata
it's an oldie, no telling if it survived pastebin or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781989
>mge surviving pastebin
RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781979
>I do it and every brush stroke
makes her moan even more
>>40781988
U did learn something, how monsters sound when they are schlicking off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775150

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, i want to relayy have sex with my monster teacher

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781956
Spending just the evening in Miss Hebi's belly would be quite the experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781795
>>40781905
>>40781956
>>40782137
Fuck off back to >>>/trash/ vermin

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781905

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775150

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pair your favorite MG with your favorite genre of video games. How autistic would they be?

[Anonymous No.]

___ with elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782296
Navalwarfare

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782283
her face is so quintessentially russian

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782296
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU PRISSY PRINCESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782296
handholding with intertwined fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782292
>dragon
>factory builder
Pretty damn autistic. Maybe not anubis autistic but not far off.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont care about the lewd lessons on 'eromancy' and 'sex positions'. i want a learn cow to teach me about bacteria and viruses and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

mature monsters in ol wear. pls. i beg of ye. Why? I need them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782296
Bully elves
Ignore elves

Acquire p'orcs, goblins, and trolls instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782340
fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782347
jubjub flu hits avian and avain adjacent species like kiki particularly hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782334
>Tiny girl
>BEEG ears
Oh no, one of my many weaknesses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782369

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782368
honestly, being an MGE plague doctor sounds great. roaming through villages making sure happy couples stay healthy, and making sure the husband doesn't get mindbroken by a Succubus Petistis infected hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782347
I want to learn about all the cool science stuff, it makes my head feel funny whenever I hear Ms lerncow talk about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782368
>Jubjub Flu turning kikis into coomerbrains
>Jubjub Flu turning jubjubs into coomerbrains to the point that not even the gods could fathom such a level of coomerbrain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782436
How would Jubjubs not be in a state of perpetual orgasm at that point

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn have an art Haku tutor to help you make you lewds and help you understand some kinks and what's the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782456
Who's to say they aren't? But also remember that in the MGE it's possible to orgasm while you orgasm. You can cum while you cum!

[Anonymous No.]

how badly does jubjub flu affect the mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782472
No thoughts, only sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782368
>>40782436
What's the mutation rate? If it affects kikis how long until it starts spreading to other dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782360
P'orcs deserve to be bullied. Especially the big choco flavored ones. In the womb. With my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40780850
Being buried in pleasantly cool kraken tentacles is very comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782483
monsters dont deserve to be bullied. none of them do. you guys are all cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>teachers
I would like to date the JS monster girls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782505
i'm more of a tease than a bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782505
But I like teasing monsters?
>>40782509
Of course you would

[Anonymous No.]

I've been trying to draw Haku lewds for the fucking longest but they come out bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782505
I disagree. There are definitely some monsters that deserve relentless bullying, such as alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782533
That's a sign you should do shirohebi lewds instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782546
If ya like a shirohebi hag, then that's what ya gonna get

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775150
Repent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782482
Kiki mana will tame the disease by the time it mutates to other canines. At which point, it'll make hellhounds less aggressive and more lovey dovey. Kinda like a black harpy in mating season

[Anonymous No.]

asking the sea witch if she can teach you to be a sea wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782557
I love all snakes. Age is but a number

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782505
What if they like being bullied? Some little pervert of a monster just wants a boy to pull her over his knee and spank her butt red, and you'll tell her no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782567
>jubjub flu picks up bits of kiki dna
>now victims are horny and they clean stuff compulsively

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782481
anon pls, this is activating neurons I'd rather keep repressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782509
pear is truly the best body shape

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat some black spaghetti from am Italian kraken

[Anonymous No.]

I'd gladly be used by a dark mage as a mana battery on her way to godhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782627
you are a mana battery to every girl, the difference is how honest they are about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782627
i hear they pass out god certification to just about anybody these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782607
Read that as black harpy.
Was concerned for s split second

[Anonymous No.]

you paying attention in class?
>>40782689
this anon didnt pay attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782607
if you're feeling a bit more adventurous ms krakens tentacles can regenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782660

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

please dont respond to me with that shit
>>40782701
Nah, I wanna drink her ink, right in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782602
True, there's nothing more beautiful than lolis with wide hips and plump thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782771

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

focks

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that fluff is addictive and that foxes WILL withhold it in order to extort you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>I knew there was something off about this convent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782927
just a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782865
>psssst... hey anon, want some mofu?
>first three huffs are free
and that's how anon became a slave to the delinquent fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782933
It's a trick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782865
That's how they get you. Be careful not to brush up against any tails, lest you end up becoming a tail brusher for the mofukuza.

[Anonymous No.]

The fairy queen demands food.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783066
It's true, fluffy-tailed monsters are monsters in the true sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782865
What happens if I try to sneak a huff when she's not looking instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783067
Would she like a burger? Kid's meal comes with a free toy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783096
she simply lets you, making you fall deeper into the hole, knowing that next time you will only ask for more. the fox never truly let her guard down. if you think you're taking advantage of one, its because they're actually taking advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40781736
Hebi a DUMB
DUMB snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783067
If she's a fairy, then where are her wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783129
Finally, a hag with a good body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783066
Enough of this slander. All of the human tail brushers in zipangu are legally employed under legitimate work contracts for a fair wage. The rumors of men trying to start unions and being assassinated by kunoichi are greatly exaggerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783135
awful confident for somebody in coiling/flambe range

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782292
>Minotaur
>Action RPG, I guess
I don't think much has changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40780029
>Kappa
A cafe with an indoor river area due to magic, walk inside and suddenly it's a nice spring day with rugs set out like a picnic on the grass nearby. Meanwhile all the Kappa who work there wear cute swimsuits, coming out of the water to take orders.
For a special fee you can strip naked and join them in the river, but they can play rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40780029
>Matango
I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MUCHSROOM MAN!
I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MUCHSROOM MAN!
I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MUCHSROOM MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783370
her updated art is pretty stacked...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783370
Hush now, make room for the shroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783381
I KINDA WANNA BECOME A MUSHROOM MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783392
MGE mushroom girls really are in the "would fuck but wouldn't waifu". They got really good designs but I couldn't see myself living with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783420
That's fine, go ahead and join her in the onsen, we won't tell anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783336
I don't like kappa but an impossible indoor space where it's always a pleasant spring day sounds like a really great date spot. Couples could go there when the weather isn't quite right for a picnic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775150
Imagine dragon deez nuts across Deonora's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783370
>>40783393
You don't become a mushroom man anymore, anon. You just get a little hat that you can take off now which is cute cause you can view it as Mantango making a cute hat for when they finally get a husband and them excitedly giving it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783447
That's cool, I hope it's fancier than a Mad Hatter's hat, so she can act all jealous and pouty at the next tea party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783420
myconids are interesting and the spore effect is fun. but yeah the domestic life is hard to anticipate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40776138
>>40775984
Now I am imagining him speaking like Siegmeyer of Catarina

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lake mermaids are better than sea mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783583
the river ones are nice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783583
but are they as good as swamp mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783596
yeah, they have nice tits as well have nice country accents
>>40783623
But they are extra creepy tho

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783635
what compels you to bring this drivel here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783583
Just give me the sword, you tart.

[Anonymous No.]

What about tub mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783635
Okay you found this funny on facebook, then why don't just stay and discuss it there instead of bringing trash here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783653
Anon, they dont exist but fried mermaids do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783635
fuck off with this garbage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783653
May evolve into office mermaids with some renovation.

[Anonymous No.]

I would serve a lich if she could make me look like big skeletal knight from time to time. Like when she wants to scare away some adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783743
go to a halloween store

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783754
That's nowhere near as fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783743
>tfw you will never be a qt lich's bone daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783743
>>40783759
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783765
Cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783759
>>40783761
I mean I would be fine if it was just a really immersive illusion. I want to protect my lich mistress in undeath and also look extra cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782472
Jubjub flu starts off making hair fluffier, the body warmer, the breasts larger, the brain slower.

[Anonymous No.]

I would serve a lich if she talked like Skeletor.

[Anonymous No.]

I would serve a lich by being the big scary butcher bodyguard complete with a massive hog splitter as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783754
>anon wears a skeleton costume to be lich-sama's cool skeleton knight
>no one has the heart to tell him it doesn't work like that
>some adventurers think he is a freak and run away, boosting anon's confidence (for wrong reasons)
>lich-sama thinks its cute and keeps anon around

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783784
I just want to be more useful to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783754
ms vampire will be quickly seduced by a flimsy cape and some plastic dracula fangs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trudge through a Lich's catacombs, go right into her lab and as she starts to give a basic speech she got from a Succubus that's way too into RPG dungeons walk right over and drag her into a nearby bed from when she was still alive. If she asks why I'll say it's way too hot outside and she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783778
Oppenheimer or Langela?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783792
You are anon, just not in defeating invaders
You merely distract them while lich throws vials of mystery potion at them and records the results

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mess with The Old lich that lives in the creepy manison by dressing up like a corspe, and when she takes me to the table, just get up and scare her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783784
>Where's my cute little skelly?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783778
It would actually be adorable if she had the cartoon villain mannerisms but still spoke it in a flat, deapan tone and a soft kuudere voice. Skeletor but in lower case.

"Myah, you will never escape me, foolish hus-band."
"Tremble before my power. Myahahaha."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783806
Oppenheimer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783828
>Think you're gonna spook the creepy Elder Lich by pretending to be a corpse
>She just locks you down, calls you a foolish human and pulls your dick out
Well congrats on the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783784
I'm starting to see the appeal here. I'd totally love dressing up as Skeletor and leading my wife's skeleton militia into battle while making bone puns and blasting spooky scary skeletons. Maybe invest into some mino milk to make the skeletons really buff too. It's ridiculous, but would be insanely fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783836
Well shit, I wanted to mess with her and get to eventually get her to love me and my pranks as we become lovers, should have just stolen some stuff or tped her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783837
yea and you can call yourself the skeleton king or something cool like that while leading the undead army to unholy glory
I would also carry a thing of bones and throw them at people for more bone attacks

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783847
>Steal from a Lich
>End up getting raped by her Griffon friend cause you stole artifacts they were guarding together
>TP a Lich's house
>they get raised as SUPER cuddly mummies and end up molesting you as payback before making you eat their mom out
Fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783877
>toilet paper mummies
>their mom
thats bullshit, I bought the toilet paper. they should be MY daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783877
how do i mess and tease a Lich then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783877
>>End up getting raped by her Griffon friend
I am very okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783881
You grab hold of their phylactery and gently cradle it while admiring how warm and full of love it is

>>40783882
Foolish human! You're both their parents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783894
She's taken off her poncho, that must mean she's serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783900
>weighted poncho
i'm into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783900
preparing for the sexy times

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783900
anon looked cold

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mindbreak a Griffon through a series of roundabout reveals that eventually lead to me revealing how it actually turns out the ruins she's squatting on and artifacts she's guarding belong to my family which makes HER the thief!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783899
seems like too much work, Ill just prank her by putting some cookies in her cupboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783899
>both
no way, I don't see her name on the receipt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783917
That makes her your property as she is the treasure's guardian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783924
How bold! Now she'll savor each and every bite of those cookies as she sends her undead horde out into the town to find the man who left them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783930
no, that would make her my guardian/my property

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783942
She answers to the deity that put her in charge of it regardless.
The gods were never big on the whole private property thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783930
>Anon goes on a journey to reclaim his family's lost castle and it's treasure
>Ends up getting raped and made the husband of some grumpy Griffon
>Now spends every day "making treasure" with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783903
>Come, show me the power of the Human spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this hag so smug...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783956
which let my family own it with free security under my families name. Im putting her into a maid outift and breeding her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783962
local griffon not so grumpy since having eggs scrambled

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783971
she is gonna get a hubby this time
She doesnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783971
She's #1 so why try harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783982
>she is even making poor anon cook her breakfast
well atleast it's a break from the rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783962
there are worse hoarders to squat your heritage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784037
at least you also get a free gf, imagine having a wurm guard your hertiage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784054
>several tapestries have large bites taken out of them
>she says it was moths

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784064
>It actually was moths

[Anonymous No.]

she has spotted soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784068
>>40784054
>anon doesn't believe poor wurm
>moths snicker at wurm behind the door
for shame anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784068
>>40784064
>Anon doesnt care for that
>Gets to know the wurm and ask her how long shes been guarding it as well as whats her favorite things
>Also notices she got wings

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters wouldn't bully a guy that's scared of their animal counterparts, right? Cause I'd probably have a heart attack if I saw a spider girl or fell into deep water full of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783917
Also the artifacts were just bits of scrap and trash, she was the real treasure all along!
Tags:Mindbreak, hugs, healing, marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784087
nah, they would try to ease ya into loving them Via intense exposure

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784087
Well it depends on how bad you're scared of them if it's not that bad they'd probably try to go for you if they feel like you're interested. But if you're terrified of them they'd sense that you aren't into them and will leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784087
when a spider sees an anon with a 4x weakness to arachnids nature takes it course

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784087
Manticores absolutely would. Granted their “natural counterpart” is straight up original kills-you monsters, but still.
Ratas are labeled as “malicious” but when’s the last time you heard of anyone being terrified of squirrels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784105
>>40784106
>>40784124
>Anon needs to repair a hole in his jacket after it tore during work
>Decides to pop into this new tailor near his place
>As he walks in he hears an absolutely beautiful voice from the back telling him to wait just a minute
>Turns out she's an Arachne and Anon faints on the spot
>Gets an evil look in her eyes and starts licking her lips while delicately cocooning Anon, leaving only his cock out and placing him onto her bed in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784157
>Anon is so scared, he faints standing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784087
im scared of horses, and im slightly less scared but still slightly unsettled by centaurs, so i hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784161
do whitehorns make the cut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784157
I am 100% into spiders but I'd pretend to be scared and faint if it gets me this treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784157
i know it'll be fine with mamano mana and all but my greatest concern with spiderweb is my body hair sticking to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784178
i love deer and reindeer and moose and stuff, so theyre fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784186
>decides to showcase it on herself but sticking a piece of her head and how it doesn't even damage any of her hair

[Anonymous No.]

i like mg in one-piece swimsuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784193
ant arachne does too in her art

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784157
I want an extra creepy looking arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>Decide to talk a walk in the woods
>Accidentally go feet first in some underground spider nest
>Decide that if you're going to die you're going to die fighting and start swinging your sword at anything that moves
>Meanwhile a bunch of sleepy spider girls are now having to disarm and calm down an INCREDIBLY scared human thanks to Angelica forgetting to triple layer their air vent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784188
really? moose are leagues scarier than horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784207
i like them in bodysuits. wanted to get a cheshire in a juri-han-esc bodysuit commissioned but i need to save money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784182
what is her degree in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784220
i know, moose are fucking massive. theyre one of the last megafauna i think. its a very arbitrary difference, i know. i think it might just be beacuse i found a particular horse scary when i was younger, and that was it. donkeys are fine too. specifically horses. maybe its not as bad now, because i havent seen a horse up close in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784224
theoretical physics

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784224
Chemistry. With me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784207
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Jumping spider gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784217
at least it's not the ol' atlach sinkhole

[Anonymous No.]

Haughty spider gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784292
>Atlach skinkhole
>Anon slits his throat before he can even see the poor woman
>Now she's freaking out over some guy that killed himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784297
Smug spiders are my jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784297
>>40784307
I wonder do they make the sounds of big tantrulas when they move

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784297
Please keep the spider away from me

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be shirohebi food

[Anonymous No.]

Atlas moth gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784330
does the drill hair help?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784356
I love how they both look dopey as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784356
BIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784348
Not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782292
>Salamander
>Turn based strategy
I now really want to know how that combo came about. Especially if she also shares my taste in specific games

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784348
I'd accept a monster girl of any kind if they had drill hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784397
Enjoy your new wurm. Her hair is literally drills.

[Anonymous No.]

i think this art is adorable too. dont make fun of the penguin girls, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784412
>is a richh ojou due to finding oil
>always wears black and oily colors for that reason

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Salamander got a wish from a Genie and wished to be the strongest.
Just so she got an abundance of muscle that not just made her exceptionally strong to the point that she doesn't have 'fun' fights anymore but she also is a bit self concious about the amount of muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784356

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784412
Imagine her ojou laugh in the distance before she tunnels towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784236
>>40784238
can she solve the riddle of steel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784422
>>40784246
Shog is perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784446
Does she look like a monster girl version of Raoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784451
>comes up and has the most smug face as she Wurms out the hole in a perfect rhythm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784461
Blue steel, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784461
i dont know what that is but she probably can yes. shes a polymath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784465
Yes but with a bit of tactical application of softness so she still has a distincly feminine figure instead of JUST muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

oh no, it's gang territory

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, that hag from way back, she poked holes in the rubbers. My mailbox is full of letters with fox perfume on them, I need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784530

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784548
You can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Both ways end in fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784530
gimme the older shrine maidens, this ones too young.
>>40784548
Anon, just get together with her and raise your damn kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784530
shes just letting you know shes a fox in sign language. in case you couldnt tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784530
>those ears
What a shameful display foxes ears should be able to stand tall and proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784627
how do i impress this old fox while being just a lowly pit fighting rookie?

[Anonymous No.]

Glad to see fluffy ears are getting their due lately.

[Anonymous No.]

dont forget tentacles. give your wife tentacle rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784530
Milk gang reigns supreme.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784745
milk must flow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784753
i dont know what this is but it smells like gatcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784766
It is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784745
the clarion clang of cowbells is their signature

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784766
If you smell gacha or Vtube from unknown images there's a good chance you're right these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784757
An endless river of milk.
>>40784772
I accept my cow overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782865
so how much do i have to pay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784821
tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784548
They're so adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40782292
>Mindflayer
>Fighting games
HARD. READS.

[Anonymous No.]

After an annoying work day, seeing this brought a smile on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784297
>>40784307
At least spiders can keep me well dressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784701
Gladly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784974
whats 'this'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784979
often overlooked aspect of spiders. imagine how good you'd look with their lovingly tailored, perfectly fitting clothes they made just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40784990
positives- slick 3 piece suit
negatives- she also wants you to try on a croptop and some shortshorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785025
I'd work out even more so I'll look good in that, so its not really a con in my book

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785025
She'd probably be disappointed by how much I love lame hawaiian print shirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785052
all the same, she may like to play dress up with you even more than a living doll

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785064
And i would love to do that t b h. I would be her dress up doll. No matter what ill let my wife dress me up

[Anonymous No.]

momma badger

[Anonymous No.]

guardian angels very forcefully proposing to you while offering their unyielding protection from everything but themself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785380
>lol no way fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785409
i think it goes about as well as that time anon tried to get a restraining order against ms shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785418
or when anon tried to explain to his bogey neighbour that he wasn't too fond of hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785418
shouldnt have gone to the hebi police then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785432
Oh no! A Male Body Inspector!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785437
thats right, they heard you were skippin penis inspection day

[Anonymous No.]

Alone on a Friday night? let your aunster make you some company, again and as many Fridays as you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785380
>"Sorry, I don't believe in marriage."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785507
this auntster better be ready to have her hips checked by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785380
NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785582
HUMAN MEN BELONG BETWEEN THE BREASTS OF ANGELS. ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
'Oh but I belong between kiki thighs' or 'Achtuwally, i belong on clown ass' NO. DONT LIE TO YOURSELVES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785380
>>40785582
Angels are just fancy Harpies running a religious scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785613
Human men belong between the breasts of succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785613
nah, wurms tits are the best. Soft, filled with milk, and smell good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785640
>I love you
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if your wife wont stop trying to put her nipple in your mouth and you're too tired to drink anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785690
nibble it so she gets the memo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785690
YOU HAVE TO DRINK ALL THE MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785690
Man up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785640
I know it's where I belong. I want to go home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785720
>>40785725
Friends, its flayermilk. I'm not ready. I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785613
I was extremely emotional when I posted this. I am sorry. Forgive my outburst. I have seen other lights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785741
it cant be that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785753
Oh its great, but I shouldnt drink anymore. It make head go woowoo. She wants it to go woowoo so she can squid me. but im not ready for it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785613
Angels come from below. Not some human looking creature with wings like a pidgeon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRXyCcyM7k4

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785774
thats just a mangy mutt, but i do agree they do come from below, the purest of them, all.
The humble wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785690
bite tit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785774
I usually hate muscle girls but something about this one is really appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785894
In that image she is very womanly despite being muscular, a lot of art makes it so stupidly muscular that it looks like a man or it's grotesque. The golden ratio of being a hardbody but not a roided out monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785507
I would let her make me company the whole week

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786246
She better get ready to make me company the whole week

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785289
Just don't piss her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40785675
Some things are beyond imagination, like the depths of the void and three word sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786495
Void sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

POV: Gremlim finds your smartphone

[Anonymous No.]

H o o

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786641
Who goes to the library in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786643
Nocturnal species, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786641
Exploring a dead thread with your owl gf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786653
But it's spooky in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786261
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786712
Oh my,

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786664
Only if you go alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786712
>Only 3 coins
What does she think she is going to be able to buy with that? It would be enough to maybe get her a one bed room in the inn, but only if the innkeep is in a good mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786857
Anon those are golden coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786857
Her virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786857
>not using a setting where gold is actually valuable and smaller denominations are used for common transactions
Gold is fucking heavy dude you don’t want to have to haul around a lot of it for common expenditures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786857
>What does she think she is going to be able to buy with that?
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786886
I fucking wish more games did this, even just a simple 1:100 ratio is better than the standard gold is worthless crap that so many games do, maybe I’m just too autistic but a realistic economy and money system automatically make me like a game more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786889
I take offense to that, I'm worth at LEAST five gold.
Who am I kidding, I'm not even worth half of a copper

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786932
Four gold, for the whole night. Now strip and get in the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786889
I’m only that cheap for canines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786712
I can take her.
I know barely anything about poker, but I bet I could win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787114
Anon's a playa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787255
And he plays with ants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787270
Big ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787275
Oh yeah, that's more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn Oga into a mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787539
just LOOK at her
true beauty

[Anonymous No.]

I can get you a mamono wife, but she's gonna be a danuki or shirohebi (depending on which one you want) and won't be able to speak a lick of English. Lucky for you she's willing to learn.

You up for it, and if so, which girl will you go with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787601
Nuki for sure, but only if she's older than me
I will do a great deal of investing in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787539
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787637
She's 1 week older then you. Hope that's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787711
not enough
I have specified in my marriage contract that only nukis at least 10 years older than me are eligible candidates for marriage applications

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787717
Mge years are shorter than ours. You should have specified more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787711
I'm sorry but I'm into hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787757
We're gonna de-age you such that she'll be a hag to you. Be nice to mama nuki okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787775
Will I still get to grow up again or am I stuck as a shota?
The latter, no dice. The former, I'll sign that contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787757
You can satisfy your hag craving with your Danuki auntster until you find a young gal for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>"I am sickened"
>"...but curious"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787795
You're going through school again and everything. Only downside is you'll have occasional feelings and memories in which you feel like you should be much older, though never enough to remember your former life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787823
Those are words you'll never hear a jabberwock say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787820
>auntster wearing your oversized clothes the morning after
This is extremely hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40787850
words you never want to hear a jabberwock say

[Anonymous No.]

This is the third time I dreamed about being breastfed by a hellhound. Is this a sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40788006
they know your weakness, anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40788006
>>40788156
Would a hellhound anubis hybrid produce hot chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40786523
It really does

[Anonymous No.]

Brothers sold me into slavery cause I was dad’s favorite what’s the quickest way to escape these damn schedule dogs so I can make them commit wisp marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789018
rule the kingdom instead and make them remember you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789018
Interpreted the Pharaoh's dream about the seven thicc holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789018
Schedule an escape attempt and they'll have to give you an opening.
Autism demands it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789018
Shouldn’t have worn that nice robe, Anon. Now you gotta be predicting. But don’t worry, both Eros and Mara are on your side

[Anonymous No.]

What a monster need to summon you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
A PS5 and a Red Bull of every flavor. Including the limited edition ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
Someone call this man a bondulance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
a bag of fresh, peeled by her, naturally sunflower seeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
milk and mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
An bunker, a FAMAS, some ammos and being a chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
scales and chitin

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
Habaneros, a postmodern maximalist novel and an uncut amethyst

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789018
>brothers get you married with twin Anubis
>they did it because they are jealous
Sounding a little ungrateful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789640
Is Cheshire the kind of girl to easily get radicalized online?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789707
If she's like me... Let's just say that she will have everything i ask for my summon in advance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789640
>bullpup
its as ugly as you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789891
It's from my country and and i like it so fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
Red Bull, a M249 saw and the original Doom game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
Mug of fresh black coffee, a bag of oranges, and a small collection of shiny objects (value doesn't matter). Ritual only works in the seasons of autumn and winter unless it's preformed in a region that's cold year round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789977
And do I care, mr. Baguette?
>>40789984
very good taste in firearms

[Anonymous No.]

Green morning everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790191
Do you even lift?

[Anonymous No.]

be careful with that tall lady in white

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790262
Raspberry time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790287
Anon, you just stimlauted her undead womb and ovaries, do you know whats going to happen?
>>40790305
a cute art fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>Green morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790313
>stimlauting
Sounds dangerous
For you that is, once Ms. Haku catches up with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790358
Everyone talks about gentle femdom and findom, but what about gentle findom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790358
I only deal with BIG danukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790191
>Green morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790313
I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790358
Aint it supposed to be "good morning?"
>>40790365
Whats that old woman gonna do to me
>>40790382
its grape without the g with po po po

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790374
There's nothing gentle about a danuki findoming you.
>Rapes your wallet
>Rapes your bank account
>Rapes your savings
>Rapes your credit score
Though when you give in and she buys YOU, you get to rape her back.
Or she may ending up actually raping you instead if that's how you like it. Pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790402
Enjoy the vacation bud, Haku will see you shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790377
All danukis are big. Big money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790410
great but what that old woman gonna do
>>40790402

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790149
i don't know but i do.
If i should choose a machine gun in mge, what should i take ? The caliber of the m249 is a little be light for things with big scales or iron hard muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790465
Anon, its cool to own them but imagine not having your body itself be the way you wrestle a dragon into your bed, and before you say it, just drink lots of wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790435
What do monsters generally do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790479
I was more thinking of big airsoft like game but with demon silver bullets. Also i'm not falling for the wurm milk trap, if I have to go hands on hands I will just eat 2 or 3 kg of raging mushrooms like my ancesters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
a (good) smoothie, a chocolatey breakfast bar and a lil poem she wrote, the last one is optional but makes it permanent. Realistically, theyre all optional depending on the girl. In which case its just the ritual components. A summoning circle made out of basically anything, and her open, loving arms.

[Anonymous No.]

Bob cut cheshire UOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775150

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790517
ah, then thats understandable but wurm milk boosts strength a lot as well accelerates muscle growth, recovery, ligament strength, bone density, and increases height as well

[Anonymous No.]

I REALLY wanna sniff danuki breath.

I wanna do it on an hourly basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789707
Cheshire is in favor of political trolling against far right politicians, and regularly engages in eco-trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789707
>>40790545
Cheshire is the kinda girl with traditional beliefs but goes on right-wing forums and boards, trolls the fuck out of them, and does it exceptionally well since she knows what buttons to push.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790570
>traditional beliefs
i see why they call her the cringe cat now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790541
But you will marry a wurm if you drink it, which is not bad but a wurm is not a chesh, so i will pass. In the other hand the raging msuhroom is a temporary big boost that you can focus on one mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790585
Traditional Wonderland beliefs.

So extremely cringe and extremely /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790589
A wurm is way better than a Cheshire. Chesires dont know how to cook, clean, and how to stay still. A wumr knows how to cook, clean, and how to stay still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790597
ah, i see. thats less cringe. wonderland is pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790616
Wonderland is both cringe and based

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody draws cuter and sexier Tamamo than wisespeak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790614
You know that wurms are brainlight train at full speed that will cook you rocks and dig hole everywhere ?
A chesh can be tamed and will cook you wonderland specialities

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790616
I don't think getting giantess vored by a dickgirl cheshire at a tea party celebrating Mrs. Jabberwocky's record breaking for being air pump inflated for her degenerate husband's fetish. No, not based at all. Only cringe. Super cringe and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>40790680
dont bring your fetishes here. not those ones, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790638
Need a pic like this but with danuki instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790676
>Can be tamed
LMAO, he believes that. Also Anon, Wurms understand humans eat meat and veggies and are taught by their fathers and mothers how to cook for their man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790692
Look fren. Only one of those is my fetish. The tea party. I love tea. I'm a tea connoisseur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790717
i fucking hate tea, but i still want to go to eat cakes with cheshire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790699
Every mamonos can be tame by dicking and i'm pretty sure it's easier with a chesh then a wurm.
Maybe but do you really think that you can make her cleaned a living room when she will dig a hole right after just to bring you nice rocks ? Or that she will stay still, how can you make an easy to distract train stay still ? They're nice girls but they don't make good maids, let's be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790741
Nah, it's good. Especially when the wifey is under the table doing you know what with her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790754
>Every mamano can be tamed by dicking
not all, And I believe since a Wurm is simple minded, they can be trained much more easily, with some food and sex as postive reinforcement

[Anonymous No.]

>Damn humans. They leave their unwanted children in the forest, you kindly take care of them and keep one for yourself to groom and they start spreading rumors that you eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790807
>tfw ywn be groomed by pervy old dark mage after your parents abandoned you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790774
Ok maybe some are really hard or impossible to tame like amazon or dark elf but chesh are not one of them.
But they will have a hard time with complex things like why they shouldn't turn your kitchen in an archaeological site or why she shouldn't use the neighbour's weresheep as a plushie. I respect wurms but chesh are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790869
Lets agree to disagree with your horrible opinion that cheshs are better, Frenchie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790881
Yes, let's agree that your taste are down to the gutter (that your wurm wife will dig in) but thank to KC everyone will be happy. Still no idea which machine gun I should get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790931
one that aint from the whiteflag raising country of yours but i'd say a good stoner gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790965
Fuck off, the white flag is really a shitty meme, that you push just because we didn't follow you in Iraq. We still have one if not the best military history but i will not derail the thread more.
>.56×45mm NATO
too light, that will not take down a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790638
uuoooooh, wisespeak cotton-in-ears fox !!! erotic....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791057
>miltiary history
lmao, the baguette is getting cooked

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791057
What caliber would you need for a wurm? Is there even any small arm that could save you if she comes barrelling through your front door for a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791107
nothing, nothing but a hug of equal force is needed to match hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791124
>Outhug the Wurm
impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791146
It is possible with training, five prayers to eros, five to mars, and five to ares as well as drinking wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791079
Yes i'm REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing because i live in tanuki controlled state where our national proud and legacy has been buried for profit and replaced by self-guilt because we colonized some stupid pharaoh states.
>>40791124
.50 ? it's not small arm but it should be enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789018
! ! ! !

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Knight that insists on princess carrying you everywhere because it's faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791182
how can you hug with a bullet anon?
>>40791192
I'd carry her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791192
is that before or after you massage her womb tattoo for "training"?

[Anonymous No.]

Dormouse is the best Wonderland girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791199
50 demon silver, I put her to sleep and then let an anon who like wurm hug her until she wakes up. Boom, eros like me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791312
seems rather sad as well demon silver causes the person afflicated to faint from getting overpleaures as well

[Anonymous No.]

You can take a Cheshire out of Wonderland, but you can’t take Wonderland out of a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791367
good. ultrabased region, when compared to the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790807
She's the one to talk, Dark Mages let their horny monster children freely roam the forest causing mischief and looking for men to bedevil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790262
she also comes in regional flavors

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791403
how is she different from a normal tall lady in white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791411
i can't tell any difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791367
>>40791390
What would non-wonderland species be like after spending time living there?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince my fox that pet play doesn't befit a soon-to-be mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791441
gaining a shade of purple as well as getting way more into a spefiec thing

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100282931
the embrace of sister lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791446
I mean, you can tell her that and then she'll just go and do slave play

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791446
she might shift gears into momplay but i don't know if that's any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791499
fuck why does this motherly sister arouse me so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791499
oh my fucking god, if I hear her say
>aaaah anon, you have to leave some for the babies!
line ONE
MORE
TIME

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40783167
Emphasis on ASSassinated

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791550
She’s been reading too many zipangese doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791637
anon, that ass is a little too flat to be called as such

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791637
>Sensei, I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting my target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791658
I'm sure she is still in training

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791668
now thats an ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791667
That’s the idea.
It’s no fun if they’re asleep/passed out for the whole kidnapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791697
>Wheing being a kunoichi requires not just being under a certain weight but being over a certain weight as well to have enough meat for seducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791725
i'd put out a hit for myself asking all the meaty kunoichis to come and try and take me so I can have a harem of meaty kunoichi that got stucki in the windows or the vent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791441
A bit pinker and a little bit less in touch with everyone elses reality, and more in touch with their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791743
10/10 plan.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a region tierlist. Does anyone know a good way to do so?

[Anonymous No.]

Roll dice,recive lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
How many and what type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
gimme the fat one

[Anonymous No.]

Sneaky fox bumps your threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
Dibs on Lani

[Anonymous No.]

two of my familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
I rolled a 4 who do I get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
I prefer an Alplim over a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791926
whats the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791940
The thrill

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791926
not an alp. as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791926
is that even an alp? i dont remember the artist saying it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791926
stop being a cringelord anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791890
Palaminia
>>40791785
1.philia
2.lani
3.viccy
4.palamina
5.Selene
6.you choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
i'll take the mobfaced lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791958
but theyre exacty the same. do you get off on them previously being a dude or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791996
That's exactly why, alpfags are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791965
no. sometimes anon will point to forward facing horns or thicker tails as evidence but that's not a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792004
It's the alp's paradox: the more you want an alp, the more likely you are to become an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurs rule the tits category, but which species has the best ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
monkey, rabbit, birb, cockatrice, jabberwock by sheer size

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
2 liters of sparkling water
1 ounce of demon incense
1 meerschaum pipe
1 liter of Satyros wine
1 bushel of fresh peaches
comfortable, unworn shoes
set of rules to the game "Calvinball"
discarded bogey floof

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
i will cum in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791302
Club Trumpart
Just chill and do /vg/ and /tg/ stuff without the cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792100
>/vg/ and /tg/ stuff without the cringe
Please consider suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
I am partial to saying either the monkey or the chaos cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
>working at an office post-portals
>you are one of the few weirdos that enjoy your work and you are the only man left at your department, after everyone else chose to become househusbands
>your coworkers are all beast girls and they somehow went into heat at the same time
Stop spilling sweat and other weird fluids all over my fucking desk you thots, I'm trying to get shit done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
I've heard that kappas have three anuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792053
>>40792112
Kakuen definitely emphasizes hips and butt more than the others, but KC is very much a breast man. I would like to see him attempt a species that's all about the caboose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792131
>species that's all about the caboose.
lolis don't have much else going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791752
I'd imagine the venom of wonderland manticores would also have an LSD effect. They'd also be much more fun and lewd with their torment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792110
the sheer oppressive tyranny of cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792142
lolis have literally no appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792131
I want to slap a Kakuen's ass not knowing it's a marriage proposal just like touching a Succubi's tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792153
I think itd be more like lewd DMT. you start having super lewd hallucinations that can be manifested into reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
Pharaohs have fattest thronesitters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
slime and barometz ass seem very slappable

[Anonymous No.]

Being invited to a hellhound's house is a trap. Just one whiff of a hellhound's fluff is enough to make a man submissive and her house is absolutely soaked in the smell. Once you enter, you will be converted into househusband instantly and you will never want to go anywhere without constantly huffing hound fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792189
Slimes are almost cheating. They change shape constantly and the way sex with them works their ass is indistinguishable from the mouth and cooch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
objectively slimes. not only can you fuck their ass, you can also fuck their ass cheeks. or just one of them. perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792177
built for oil massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792195
>her house is absolutely soaked in the smell
Sounds like heaven, can't wait to be soaked in it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792195
I have no sense of smell. I'm perfectly safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792110
Got nothing on tight, muscular oni butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792269
>muslce butt
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
All of the centaur subspecies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792278
kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792269
If I grabbed one of those flesh colored oni horns, what would it feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791329
Why is it sad ?
She cooms and get a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792358
A big step on the path to nirvana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792380
Cute face

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792358
Bags of salty coins and sandy milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792289
those "stuck in the wall" scenarios feel different when presented with centaur ass
and not in a good way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792358
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792290
Old cat in a new outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791785
Fuck the dice, give me druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>40791834
Gonna give the sneaky fox a baby bump in return

[Anonymous No.]

*shamnk*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792046
Wight or Demon based on their profile pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792473
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792625
>>40792625
>>40792625
>>40792625

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792162
I disagree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792571
how many arrows do you think ms cupid can fire before her dropped beret hits the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792278

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792660
I find them very cute and hugable, but don't want to fuck one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792666
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

blind chicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792725
Tomboy demons are made for marriage followed by rigorous breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792660
this image makes me deeply uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792660
>sabbath extremists ambush unsuspecting sleeping anon at the park

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792754
Probably the outlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792725

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792738
ponytail tomboys > power gap > short hair tomboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792660
I don't like how the one in the middle is looking at me. Left is an embarrassed pervert. Right looks like she doesn't fully realize what she's doing. Middle knows what she's doing and doesn't care. This is a normal thing for her. Like she sees a man and lifting her skirt is just the same as saying hello. That loli is tainted.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792842

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792853
This character has a distressing lack of ear petting and scratching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792819
She’s just kuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792162
Lolihags have overwhelming appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775150

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792951
Isn't that just a shortstack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792960
No idea why people use "shortstack" instead the "oppai loli" which had been used for almost 2 decades already here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792965
i think there's a distinction to be made.
oppai loli is a loli with balloons attached while shortstacks are consistently meaty throughout (and require no preconceptions of youth)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792960
>>40792965
Oppai lolis have the proportions of a normal child asides from the breasts.
Shortstacks have normal adult proportions despite their height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792960
>>40792965
>>40792985
Oppai lolis have the proportions of a child aside from their breasts, while shortstacks have adult proportions but a small stature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792987
>>40793012
Appropriate proportions are important.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no short busty hag gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792951
still dont like it, to be honest. its less bad, but i like height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793022
as long as you turn up the slider on hips and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792951
too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792985
Look I know everyone’s conceptions of oppai loli has been horribly warped by that one artist for MGQ, but they don’t HAVE to be enormous disproportionate balloons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793084
this also looks really weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793084
And? oppai loli is still shit and I agree with this anon>>40793096

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793084
well sure, there's always a spectrum. arekishi isn't the minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793072
not big enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793107
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793042
Similar height is best but both extremes have their charm points. Size difference can be very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793116
the illusive tallflat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793096
Your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793107
massive improvement. i could actual stand near this one without wanting to hurt myself in repentence.

[Anonymous No.]

ew, i like this better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792201
The superior types

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793128
as i said, i dont like it. im really not losing out on much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793154
I know, just wanted to post another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792660
Dibs on the one on the left

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793128
Portable mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793266

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793266
i'll take the heavy duty mofu please

[Anonymous No.]

I still wanna sniff danuki breath, but I also want to sniff black harpy breath too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792478

[Anonymous No.]

>wife 30cm shorter than you
>wife 30cm taller than you

Which would you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793414
both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793414
wife 100 cm taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793414
Both, and I want to be sandwiched between them like in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793414
Shorter, easily. Taller wouldn't be awful for me either since that puts me hear tits-in-face-while-hugging height, but she'd be well into standing inconveniently tall which would be annoying for far too many reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793377
what a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793459
Same. I hit my head on stuff constantly, 30cm above me just sounds like a life of pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how different a town made for monsters who are at least 7ft would be like for us munchkins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793533
theyre gonna put our stuff on top of the fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40792754
>being scared of little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793553
I bet you have to always show your id everytime you want a six pack of oni milk of a bottle of gote wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793533
Things are too small now, that might actually be nice in some ways.

>>40793553
I climbed counters when I was a kid, so help me I'll do it again now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793562
fear and discomfort are two very different things. i feel more worried and disgusted than terrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775166
VROOM VROOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793553
fuck that, theyre gonna squid me and put ME on top of the fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793562
I want to join the desert sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the wiki down, or is my internet just a wee bit buggered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793656
The wiki has a message about moving servers or something. Says it'll be unreliable for a couple days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793553
>tfw one of the monsters finds me in their ceiling eating some noodles while watching anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793676
sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793654
Sorry anon your getting abducted by cliff harpies instead

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up to a hellhound licking my face. I want her hot steamy breath to waft over my face as her warm slimy tongue coats my face with slobber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793687
>Shes doing to see if Anon is okay and alive, not really due to being horny and her tails and face break into a massive smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793449
Short wife should go in the middle sometimes. Imagine how overwhelmed she would get squished between two big spoons.

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath irritates me. I want to make Baphs miserable. Only slightly miserable, so not like being an edgelord or doing anything in a sexual way. Is there a de-lolify spell that I can shoot at them? Can I mock one to her face and not get ONII-CHAN'D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
a glass jug of at least 1L volume, filled to the brim by the summoner with her breast milk every day for two lunar months, starting from the full moon. every night it needs to be placed in a special magic circle so it will get magically emptied; and on the third month's full moon instead of the jug getting emptied, i will replace it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793715
gotta get some hagifying potion and spike the juice packs
>>40793719
>the typical milk addicted Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793715
awful childish behavior of you anon
maybe you are fit for sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793715
you don't deserve to get onii-chan'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793727
>>the typical milk addicted Anon
I must be some kind of standard; the anonymous milk lover of the 21st century.
i never asked for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793743
Anon, Im the same. I cant help thinking of drinking monster milk for every meal, thinking of all the different flavors

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793750
The sabbath can do milk too.
Just don't ask them to stack the bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793687
are you the same thing who wanted nuki breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793715
megamorphosis spell. it'll fix them, and maybe theyll see that what they were doing is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790374
how would it even work? is it like a bully Hellhound or Pyrow asking Anon for his lunch money, only to then give him her homemade lunch in return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793761
not enough for my milk addiction, i could drink an entire gallon of milk in a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793140
Lucky young master with a very loving shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793715
This sort of attitude deserves Anon correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793727
Fair, but can't they just change back? I want to inflict low-grade misery. Like taxes, parking tickets, or plus-sized women ad campaigns. But something that can be done persistently and with little consequence to myself.
>>40793734
As childish as brainwashing barely literate peasants with magic leaflets?
>>40793736
>implying
>>40793765
Has that ever worked? Marune is still a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793804
wock run buffet right across from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40779182
MASSIVE CANNONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793715
Least-unhinged loli hater

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793762
No, I try not to bring up specific fantasies more than once in the same thread. I didn't even get the appeal of danuki breath either, I like them but their breath wouldn't be that different than most other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793818
I may have to take this and the plus-sized women ad campaign seriously. Don't know how well spells and potions work.
>>40793845
I'm an a-hole, but not a 100% dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793880
>its wock, foxes, p'orcs, and chicken harpies

[Anonymous No.]

Worry not anons, when the uwaaabber completes his final project the Sabbath will be no more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793765
It won’t.
They can counter it with the pedomorphosis spell, and you’re not going to convince them of shit since it’s implied they’ve already fucked with the spells before.
You guys keep forgetting that they’re all lolis because they want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to run a monster girl dairy.
Is that so much to ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793891
Two more weeks, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793916
i would be a regular at a milk bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793907
Clearly just need a more potent spell, for permanence

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793907
What makes a monster turn loli? Lust for gold? Power? Or heart full of grammatical mistakes?
>>40793891
Based mail tampering enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793887
>chickens
I thought those were small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793952
Being cute and/or funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793833
It's a shame she doesn't get more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793952
Optimal form for magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793961
not the modern ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793872
i respect you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793966
>loli
>funny
>thinks we are laughing WITH the lolis
Nice try, almost Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>seagull harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793980
I don't get how people still hate the sabbath. Can't they at least admit they are cute?
pew pew onii chan desu ugu yummy cummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793980
In monster lands, loli laughs at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
Fresh red meat
The promise of arcane knowledge
And a naked kikimora tied to the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793971
>small mana tanks
>irritating speech and personal habits
>can't stop perving on onii-chan long enough to do research
>???
>greetest madjickz evver
Sound reasoning. Sasuga, Sabbath "researchers", sasuga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794006
>Anon is just a big guy getting summoned by a shortstack dark mage to be her tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794006
That's quite mean anon, let the poor lass go

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793982
No peace at the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794018
Truly exemplary cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793982
they are among the fattest of birds from all those fast foods they steal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794018
dudes are the ones who primarily use internal mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793995
The goals and personality can reduce cuteness to negative levels. Every time a loli posts, a haku has a stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794051
You seem to be confusing Momonika's Sabbath for the standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
No nonsense, a nice ass, and the ability to aim it steadily under enemy fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794050
oddly deep lore for a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794081
aim what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794101
dont underestimate horny people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794068
You're confusing the full retard imp from the game for lolis in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794041
The lack of T&A > all of the magical training and equipment they have. Based. I will now become the strongest wizard ever due to not having T&A. Excuse me while I mogg and embarrass whitegoate in front of all of her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys go ONE DAY without seething over a bunch of little girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794108
Her ass. Obviously I'll be too busy to aim it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794143
No, but it's for medical reasons. I'm allergic to shit-taste. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794143
He's just pretending he hates them because deep down he wants to be shirokutos mana tank. It's just like gay hating politicians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794143
i really dont care for them. Hell, I kinda like the size and all but I have to give them massive fucking lower bodies for the lack of tits, also U want to be covered in that foxes kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794143
you tolerate the haglovers and this is the thanks they give you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794143
I just drool over beautiful mature women because they're my preference, and let the rest fight it out.
>those ears
Good fucking lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794164
Doubtful, but I can't imagine another credible reason why anyone who purports to dislike them would also dedicate so much brainpower to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794174
mama elf...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794125
>lolis
>not full retard
Maybe the actual doctor lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Also new tachimi just dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40775150

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794174
They truly are ungrateful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40793654
I want to skip the sabbath and breed the genuinely prime age desert beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794234
fox milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794243
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>40794243
what the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794197
>terrible spelling and grammar
>brainwashing
>superiority complex
>no secondary sexual characteristics
>terrible spelling and grammar
That's no the reason, but the world may never know exactly why...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794243
Personally I'm interested in the undead kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794260
Desperate lying is a bad look anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794276
this fox is so damn sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794143
I wasn't listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794288
get a paper bag to put over that hideous countenance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794271
>give me bwains uwwwwahhh gibbbbeee mmmmeeee bwwwwaaaaainnnnnsss

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794125
She is probably just pretending to be retarded, desu. She “drops” the act and speaks like a regular human being a number of times (assuming the english translation isn't failing to portray her retardation)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794297
Bwainnies*

[Anonymous No.]

i hate that type of speaking, that one the imp does

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794276
Correct, the Sabbath doesn't look too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794300
given how v1 merchant talked it's hard to have full confidence in the localization 'quirks'.
at least TOM stuff was fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794288
>>40794293
Pretty features and sinister expression is my kind of gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794346
ugly as sin is not itself sinister

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna have casual sex with monster girls, I want to have competitive sex with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794323
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794190
Gotta have radar dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794353
how the fuck do you win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794351
You are entitled to your shit opinion, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794365
If you manage to knock them up, you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794353
ranked ladder sex with monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794378
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794365
Duh, first one into the endzone wins, virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794336
extremely so but at least the translator is having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794378
>>40794384
Do not give Wurms ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794353
You will battle fuck, and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794384
while having sex?
>>40794388
If they get rowdy, I'll just wrangle them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40790526
Expect twice the hijinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794351
Yeah whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794388
>implying they keep any of them
You'll get raped into a crater, no matter how many ideas we toss her way.
>>40794402
>he doesn't know
Bet you don't know about the fake-hit to 3rd base either, do you? Friendly reminder that you have to be 18 to post here, champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794388
>>40794430
Sex: Calvinball Edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794430
i dont do hand egg, I wrestle wurms for the rich folk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40789441
Bourbon, incense, a large blanket and a pretty voice to say the magic words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794436
Or as they call it in Wonderland, "The Joys of Arrrgh not while i'm writing;ajksfeow". It's a classic for a reason.
>>40794439
>not using a catcher's mitt during the act
What do you think the traffic cones are for show? You're doing it wrong, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794323
>>40794354
Same, I like my lolis either cheeky and sharp-witted or cute and submissive, not whatever the unholy hell the imp's writing is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794143
It is eternally baffling to me that that people get into this setting and somehow hate loli despite it being ran and created by a massive lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794460
>>imagine being so weak to need portection
I bet you use squat plugs as well squat pads, damn weakling. Its teh best when you make your wurm crash into you and you stand your ground

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck fuck-fighting, partake in alchemy contests in the blackfire district of the Royal Makai. Best aphrodisiac wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794472
Sensible, I'm not a loli-fan, so she'd have to have a very mature personality for me to even consider her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794472
>t whatever the unholy hell the imp's writing is.
Cheeky and NOT sharp witted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794472
lolibaba or don't bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794486
>Can't see shit due the entire place being covered in pink aphrodisiac mist
>Then again, you're too busy fucking your wife to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794483
This is why you both keep getting lost in the parking lot. Seriously, use the right equipment. You guys keep making potholes and fuck tunnels. Why do you even need more than one fuck tunnel in a parking lot? Because you keep getting lost. I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794486
do we really need another aphrodisiac? the other hundred options not enough to get you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794552
aphrodisiacs are treated like fine wines now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794486
Alchemy contests are just a set up to get all the nerd monsters husbands. The last 4 contests have all ended early because someone "accidentally" broke the seal on their airborne aphrodisiac. How many time does one district need to be horny gassed before it stops being a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794576
>rich vampire noble with a huge aphrodisiac cellar worth millions, which she only decends into on 'special occasions' (every night)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794552
>do you really need to orgasm so hard that you hallucinate the last 30 minutes of "It's A Wonderful Life"?
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794536
Im fuine, that aint nothing wrong with me unptsaitss, you just weak ansd are able to make the good thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794511
I love lolibabas. All the benefits of a girl with ten thousand years of magical knowledge with none of the downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794582
what a lush

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794577
Its literally planned every single year. A lilim is the honourary 'tanker breaker', and will 'accidentally' slice a tank of the session's best aphrodisiac and let it flood the whole district. Gas masks are provided for those who do not want to take part/would rather their partner be the only one afflicted, or (commonly) the couple want to try to wrestle the masks off the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794582
The blood-sucking 1%!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794511
Young > lolibaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794582
>which she only decends into on 'special occasions'

>She never uses them since she too prideful to just kidnap the blacksmiths son already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794592
I sent the haku therapist to fix your brains, but this will the be last time. We nearly lost the last game because "Ballfondler" Johnson got lost in your 5th fuck tunnel. In our parking lot. Johnson's our best ballfondler, we barely won and it was a home game! Also the other team's bat-boy might press charges, if we can ever pry her off of him. I think you should take next season off. Fuck-ball isn't about fun and games. You used to know that, kid, you use to know that...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794552
Well as >>40794576 said, its sort of an artisan thing. Sure, any old aphrodisiac will get the job done, but what about a gas that leaves everyone with lust markings/womb tattoos on them, and then causes everyone to not only be extremely lustful but also very cuddly? Theres different aphrodisiacs for every mood/want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40794647
Anon, I wrestle wurms, first and forthmost. I do not play hand egg at all. The only reason Im here is that you took me out of thwat highly illegal fighting ring and Im going back to wrestle wurms for the rich monsters. Also gotta see my cute wurmlings. So Good day, sir!

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>>40794625
>'honorary' tank breaker lilim
>still doesn't have a man
Her centuries-long dry spell doesn't make what she's doing legal. Stop pampering her! Paying for all of her 'accidents' comes out of the province taxes. I didn't pay for the new school just so she could 'honorarily' blast everything within a 5 mile radius lust spell. It didn't even get her laid, all she did was sob for an hour about how "nobody wants her". That's the last thing anyone wants to hear while getting raped by their wife. I still enjoyed the rest of the laundromat opening, but that's not the point.

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>>40794775
im gonna ask her out on a date and see how she reacts to it

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>>40794836
Sounds like a recipe for disaster, but I'm a softy at heart. Good luck, but were I you, I'd run for it if she starts yanking out any of her dildos and screaming that you "STICK IT IN!". That never turns out well. 3 fractures and root canal for her last "date", iirc. But least we know the fetal position doesn't work, now.

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>>40794890
she wants me to stick in her?

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>>40794907
Yes. Easier said than done, but yes.

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>>40794961
I could do that with ease. but I'd rather make her feel 200 again and just as awkward as then

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bird

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>>40795117
birb

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>>40794775
its very legal. its a traditional holiday with many benifits.

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if anyone has the picutre of the drunk lich drawn by lnight, please post it with the phrase 'ded'. thank you.

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ded milk

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>>40795232
close enough, thank you

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>>40795246
dont worry, i just want more jiangshi

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>>40795117
>>40795142

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another flayer pic before the thread goes away

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>>40795269
>thighd

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>>40795232
ded milk is the best milk

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>>40795313
sorry, the jianghsi make the blood flow somewhere else
>>40795314
it sure is, it aslo comes in different flavor as well

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>steals your last image

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>>40795328
last image to fucking gatchafox

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>>40795328
gonna steal her dumb bells

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>>40795328
fuck you
https://i.imgur.com/zbNXcFA.png
more jiangshi

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>>40795365
LAST POST FOR MINDFLAYERS, FUCK YOU GATCHAFOX.

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>>40795365
how?

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>>40795399
the image limit wasnt reached before, was it? did i break something again

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>>40795399
i'm petty so i undid an image

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>>40795356
I'm going to write a bunch of things like cute, nice butt, kissable, Anon's wife, and baby making hips on a tag, stick it to a jiangshi's head, and run away. It's the best kind of foreplay for them.

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>>40795441
I'd write massive milkers, venus body, meaty hag, jiggle, sexy, and 8ft tall on a jiangshis tag to see what happens

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Damn it, ded

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>>40795672
rip in pieces

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>>40795685
I want to have sex with a wight girl

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Still wanting to sniff danuki breath

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I want to have sex with loli wights
https://imgbox.com/BG2N19dm

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>>40795777
some people talk too much

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I want an ice queen with a plump round ass to sit in my lap. Not even in a lewd way, it's just hot in here.

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>>40795826
Want a trans Ice Queen with an ass even plumper than yours.

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You’ll marry your momster

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>>40795874
I don't have one.

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>>40795874
witch_of_motherly_love.jpg

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>>40795874
and my aunster at the same time!

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writing about my aphrodisiacs fair idea

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>>40795881
Yet

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>>40795903
writing about having a home and a loving wife

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>>40795928
i already did that and posted it, but it was really bad

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>>40795928
too fantastical

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>>40795919
Where do I get one?

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>>40795938
Just say you are single and are an adult at 21 after he entered the adoption center in hagville