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Oh god, I wish that I could be locked away with her forever.

>> No.4076392

She would break your heart, and then destroy your physical being as a whole, and then yell at her sister for not having any fun toys.

>> No.4076391

Too bad she'll throw you around like a ragdoll and kill you as soon as you met,

>> No.4076402

>Oh god, I wish that I could be locked away with McDonalds forever.

fixed.

>> No.4076405
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I want to be eaten by the little girl

>> No.4076441 [DELETED] 
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4076441

Hey, me too :)

>> No.4076479

>>4076377
Aaah, that look on her face. Just like a little scared animal.
I want to violate her so much.

>> No.4076486

It makes me sad that she has no reproductive organs.

>> No.4076492

>>4076486
We'll see about that.

>> No.4076504
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5 minutes after Anon entered the basement.

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>>4076377

>> No.4076571

Flan can has cheeseburger?

>> No.4076582

>>4076504
She looks tired. I'm proud to have been a worthy opponent.

>> No.4076612

>>4076504

And why is she crying unless she sort of regrets it?

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>>4076571
No! All Cheeseburger for Nazrin!

>> No.4076756
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4076756

You don't simply get locked away with Flandre.

First you would go to Gensokyo, which by itself is no easy feat, then get acquainted with the human village and the basic methods of Youkai hunting. Then you would train. You'll sweat your fucking balls out everyday training how to develop the most awesome spells, dodge the fastest of bullets and squeeze thought the most complicated patterns.

By that point you'll be more notorious, you would then start to challenge the strongest of the Youkai: Yukari, Remilia, Kanako, Koishi and even the dreaded shirne maiden Hakurei Reimu. You'll be defeated, you'll suffer a lot of pain, but you'll will make it. You must make it. If your love is great enough you will do it. Because only then, only after proving you are a worthy opponent you will face the most beautiful creature to ever grace this planet, the fucking sister of scarlet, Flandre Scarlet.

Befriending her will be the highest point in your life, the "do or break" defining moment. Lose it and your soul will be haunted forever, drifting away hoping it could change the past, but if you manage to overcome your weaknesses and defeat the most powerful vampire that has ever lived, you'll be rewarded with the most glamorous and precious relationship a man could ever hope to have.

That is how you lock yourself up with Flandre Scarlet.

>> No.4076773

>>4076756
Wait.

So all I have to do is 1cc Touhou 11 on lunatic?

>> No.4076790

I feel bad for her.

>> No.4076792

>>4076773

EoSD and UFO Lunatic levels are harder than SA's, so probably those.

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4076796

All she needs from her toys is love.

;_;

>> No.4076818
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>>4076645
Nazrin > Flandre

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>> No.4076882 [DELETED] 

>Order some fairy maids to play with Flandre
>Don't tell them what happened to the others
>????
>No angry Flandre, [Spoiler]for now[/Spoiler]

>> No.4076888

>Order some fairy maids to play with Flandre
>Don't tell them what happened to the others
>????
>No angry Flandre, for now

>> No.4076911

Flandre is allright but too much of a loli for my tastes.

>> No.4076928

>>4076911
>Flandre is allright but too much of a loli for my tastes.

Obvious troll is obvious.

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>>4076818
It's unfair to compare non-UFO characters to UFO characters. They're just far too outclassed.

>> No.4076945

>>4076911

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.4076953

>>4076840

Frandel how did you get out

You are not supposed to go out

>> No.4076964

>>4076953
Like it's hard for her to get out. She can blast down any wall or barrier whenever she pleases.

no, rather, her prison is of her own making

>> No.4076987

There is no prison. Flandre is a shut-in by choice.

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>> No.4077007
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With love, it cannot be seen!

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>>4077007

AND THEN THEY HAD SEX

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>>4077096
And then they had a child.

>> No.4077131

>>4077125
Not possible. They're both girls.

>> No.4077150

>>4076840
lol aya

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>>4077131
Good point.

Let's go with the "Flan becomes Marisa's successor" route.

>> No.4077209

>>4077158
Think of the possible danmaku! Quadruple Spark, Non-Directional Spark, Maze of Spark, Sparkbow Break, And Then There Will Be Spark. The possibilities are endless!

>> No.4077237

>>4077209
These are horrible puns, not possible danmaku.
To me, the best I can think of would be Flandre's spellcards, but with with Marisa's stars or something.
Or a combination of Final Spark and Lavatein as a Last Word

>> No.4077256

>>4077237
Something like Master Blade from Touhou Soccer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDgMg1ipW0w

>> No.4077266

>>4077131
With enough love-powered magic, anything is possible!

Even science could do it.

Heck, it occasionally happens on its own in nature.

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4077274

Also, quite a few people would scream bloody murder at the idea of Flan changing even the slightest.

>> No.4077304

>>4077274
Well, she is a vampire. It wouldn't make any sense.

>> No.4077306

>>4077274
Of course she changes. It probably wouldn't even take that long; all she has to do is go outside for a bit and she'll change a lot in only a few days.

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>>4077306
I mean mentally, but I'm sure Patchy has a body-aging spell stashed away.

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>>4077321
Wasn't it the first Enchantress' Dance where Flandre got into Patchy's stash of body alteration potions? Pic very distantly related.

>> No.4077551

>>4076756

>First you would go to Gensokyo, which by itself is no easy feat, then get acquainted with the human village and the basic methods of Youkai hunting. Then you would train. You'll sweat your fucking balls out everyday training how to develop the most awesome spells, dodge the fastest of bullets and squeeze thought the most complicated patterns.

I want this so badly...

>> No.4077561

>>4077539
Oh my...Adult Remilia looks stunningly beautiful.

>> No.4077591

>>4077561

Hey, so she does. Neat.

<3 Flandre, however.

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