Monster Girl Thread

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Too good to be true...?

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[Anonymous No.]

I am unsure what to do with her abdomen so im just gonna drop this here

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>>40749612
cutie babie

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>>40749569
Catfishing a single monster girl sounds like something a greedy Tanuki might do

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>>40749630
tanukis are nice, they would never

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>>40749640
Always bully powerful single monsters. They all deserve it.
If they didn't they'd have a husband.

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>>40749612
Cute bug.
>>40749659
That's how you volunteer.

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After much consideration, I've accepted foxes. They may not be my first choice but I'd definitely consider the possibility.

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>>40749659
she just guards the graveyard ya know and is Denoras sister

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>>40749636
Of course they would, they would just have to catfish a lonely anon at the same time while collecting fees from both before having them meet.

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You can improve any monster except for slimes by turning it into a Bogey hybrid

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>>40749685
Can you improve bogeys by turning them into slime hybrids?

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>>40749677
Dracolinde is no weakling just because her occupation isn't as prestigious as Deonora's.
>>40749685
Can slimes be improved by turning them into Bogie hybrids? How's a Shog Bogie?

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>>40749478
Picrel.
>>40749508
>having good sex with your waifu is lame
Good news, anon! Your Wurm is on her way. She thinks your opinion is wrong, and is too...special to be dissuaded. Don't worry, we all told her about how bad opinions are stored within pelvic skeletal structures. Expert-level sex isn't lame, and you'll definitely agree after the bones re-knit. Everyone wins!

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>>40749659
you 'people' are so mean

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>>40749659
Hit the gazer in the eye with a shit pie.

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Wurm is Snake!

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>>40749746
Which anubis wrapped this cat’s face?

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Post your best dormouse pics please!

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>>40749870
>"Colonel Lim... Im trying to sneak in Anon's house, but the sound of my digging always alerts him"

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So, would you rather date a party member or date your rival/adversery?

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>>40749827
>normal people don't believe they are worthy
>anons are too tsun and fail to properly convey their feelings
Powerful monsters really have it rough

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How come every time I rob a monster they just giggle hand me the money and leave? It's like these nobles aren't even scared of a bandit anymore.

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>>40749914
exactly. treat them with respect. dont be a tsun bitch.

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>>40749727
>Shog Bogie
Might work with their mimicry but be careful around any plush dolls laying around

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>>40749974
a shogie. (Shoh-gee)

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>>40749569

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>>40749960
Pay attention to which purse they get the money from, and check any coins or notes they give you for magic runes. Tracking charms can be very small and subtle these days. If you're not careful she might round up some of her maids and come pay you a visit at your hideout.

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how can you not adore this wonderful creature

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New vampire wife image for you guys. Hope you enjoy it.

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>>40749974
clown shog?

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>>40750035
clog

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>>40750031
cats are crap

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>>40750032
her piercing eyes are scaring me

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clown town

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Bully Cheshire cats by marrying any other Wonderland girls except them

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>>40750045
but
>>40750063
but

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>>40750068
butts are for sitting and playing with

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>>40750032
Great stuff as always

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>>40750032
do you trim her nails later?

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>>40750068
butt

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>>40750114
that wasnt my only point but yes, exactly

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mindflayers are my favourite monster, but my cheshire folder is by far the biggest. while cheshires are definitely a close second or third, i dont know why their folder has 6 times the images. help me. im afraid.

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>>40749904
>years later, your rival/wife says that she was holding back, and she could have easily defeated you if she was fighting at full power
>you, of course, immediately demand a rematch to prove it

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>>40750143
It's okay, anon. Mindflayers saves the image directly in your mind

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>start dating a living doll
>she's beautiful and sweet, an ideal gf
>things go well and you start living together
>you invite some friends over to the new place to introduce her and catch up
>as soon as they arrive she sits perfectly still and goes limp, not saying a word
>at first you think maybe she's nervous, but whenever nobody's looking she snickers at you
>your friends start to get creeped out, thinking you're some crazy weirdo showing off your toy
>one of them says something rude, and you see your doll's eye twitch
>later on you step out of the room, leaving her with your guests
>with a loud creak of her joints, she slowly turns her head toward them and grins
>it freaks them out so bad that gf can't help but double over laughing
>you go through proper introductions, have a great time and everyone goes home
>she teases you for how embarrassed you got, then promises she'll bring you in on the joke next time
>she even offers to call up some of her gargoyle friends to help

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whisper of requiem to your undead wife. its like dirty talk but 10x better.

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Is a 8ft Jinko still a "molly"?

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>>40750143
many anons have lost to the allure of purple

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>>40749569
Fox milk

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>>40749904
I would want either one, but I think rival pulls slightly ahead in excitement.

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Fat fox fanny

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>>40750227
>ice loli rival
>make her use her thighs to cool you off everytime you beat her

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>"What do yo have to show for yourself, Anon? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the world will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up."
>"Its me and you now. No distractions. No wingmen or comic relief side-characters. No war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best fighter. Every safety is coming off. No second chances."
"Anon. You use the name of a dead celebrity, but what do you have fame over? The irrelevant? To be edgy and contrarian? The monstergirls and our demon lord is fighting for peace and love in this world and you are denying so many people and lives of that!"
>"The people of the lands afflicted by this war and you and your ilk's actions. Do you know what you have taken from them?! Their homes! And for what!?!? To secede from the world, to remain 'pure' and 'human!?' What? You think you can fight this war again in fifty years time as you and your ilk eventually grow old, withered and decrepid!? Do you really think History will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here!"
>"What happens when you shoot me down!? Can you even think!? What will you return to!? Who will be your special girl or loving wife you will return to!? Where will you go!? We all know how this ends! So go ahead, shoot me down and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today!"
>"The rest of the New World and New Reality and even the demon lord herself will try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!"

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>>40749904
Adversary.

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>>40750383

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>>40750327
>defeat tsurara loli rival
>pissed off cold glaring combined with wild blushing

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>>40750429
>keeps expecting you to lewd her when you defeat her, just like her animes
>gets frustrated when you make her do mundane stuff or just take her money

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Today is bunny day! but I like my bunnies how I like my women; cold, fat bottomed and without a pulse

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>>40750474
>anon taking a waitress at the cocktail bar home
>again
Anon please, it's hard finding servers that work for nothing

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>>40749904
I would love to bully my arch nemesis

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>>40750474
I dream of the day I can play dress up with my zombie wife.

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40750383
why do you even do this? i dont understand. i cannot get my head around it? is it just an autism thing? am i not autistic enough for this? are you trapped? do you need help?

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>>40750527
make sure to balance out the cute and silly outfits with more classy outfits

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>>40749904
>was there with you all along, watching your back and keeping you safe
>would have already gotten used to living and working together
>trusts you with her life, and knows you well
>has already supported you through hard times and seen you at your worst

Villains are hot but a party member is basically a childhood friend. Is there any better way to end an adventure than settling down with the one who was with you the whole way?

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>>40750527
I always found it hilarious that they brought in the sailor moon VA and her only lines are grunts and growls.

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choc

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>>40750655
choco aunsters

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Would you consider it cheating on your MG waifu to have a real date and possibly sex and a relationship with a irl girl?

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>>40750450
Let's just say disappointing her wouldn't be a problem.

>>40750507
Salamanders, dragons and tsurara-onnas are clearly the best rivals.

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>>40750474
I like my women the way I like my coffee: COVERED IN BEES!!!!!

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that joke was shit

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>>40750655
chococore

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>>40750655
yes

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>>40749904
nah, the single monster nun in the orphange I came from and I promised to marry after I became a well known adventurer

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>>40750083
>do you want to grow a tail and take her to watch figure skating?

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>>40750718
I WANT TO GRAB

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>>40750793
why even answer the question with something completely unrelated

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>>40750849
No, it aint. It was asking who i'd rather date assumning I isekaied in MGE and became an adventurer. And I said what i would do

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>>40750861
>would you rather date a party member or date your rival/adversey?
what

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>>40750889
You done making a mountain out of a ant hill?

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>>40749569
Be wary of shady moneychangers.

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Imagine NOT dating the party member whos been sniffing your dirty clothes at every opportunity

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>>40750031
she can't sing like sinatra.

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>>40750926
>tfw thats every party memeber in the party, yes even the straight laced, very strict yet still motherly dragon healer

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>>40750927
She can and she will.

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>>40750957
nah she sings like that scene in dum and dumer where he asked that guy if he cants to hear the most annoying sound in the world.

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>>40750926
I'd rather date the one who rubs herself on my clothes,

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>>40750926
>zombie knight doesn't even wait for you to take them off, and sniffs you directly with no shame
>on chilly nights she lets herself into your tent and forcefully snuggles you, mumbling "warm"

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What would happen if a man with ED encounters a mamono?

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>>40751042
fixed

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>>40749569

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>>40750926
My party has no room for perverts

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>>40751061
>said the biggest perv of the group

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>>40751045
Just with her presence? That's too OP, it should take at least some "molesting". And no, Hellhound chest scent doesn't count.

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>>40751083
You just had to remind me of instant-loss hellhound chest fluff

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Did the galleries get taken down or is imgbox just shitting itself?

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>>40751083
hellhound scent absolutely counts. same with many other scents, suprisingly. hellhound scent is a uniquely powerful thing, in the sense that it is so overwhelming and relaxing that it can physically pin you.

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>>40751106
i doubt it's unique; you just need to shove your nose against more monsters

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>>40749569

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>>40751119
hellhound scent is unique in the sense that it can do it from a distance. submission aura.

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>>40751132
thats called not showering for two years, anon

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>>40751072
Exactly how is any work supposed to get done if I'm trying to out perv a perverted monster?

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>>40751132
sounds pretty similar to a defense mode greenworms or basking in a gandharvas presence but maybe there's a little nuance to it

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>>40751132
Hellhound delinquent on the prowl after gym

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>>40749671
yeah

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>>40751159
Tamamilk

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>>40751159
Tamamo-no-cow

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>>40749569
Tail fight!

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>>40751197
Nearl has the more powerful tail

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>>40751197
a powerful technique for raiju twins to build up critical amounts of electricity

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>>40751159
tamamoo

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>>40751204

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>>40751132
Clearly they're overdue for bath time

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>>40751247
What a cute hellhound, having a good time. I sure hope no one disturbs her.

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>>40751247
>>40751251
Consider those beans poked

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enough hags i want mgs that are cute and funny.

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>>40751263
Already drew that above

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>>40751240
HUFF

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>>40751263
cheshire is very cute and funny

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>>40751263
When I get skilled enough ill draw all the hags

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>>40751276
>When I get skilled enough
and when is that?

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>>40751276
dont be taking my damn job, draw the JK pls

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>>40751282
when pigs fly

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>>40751292
load up the p'orc. my catapult is ready.

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>>40751282
When I stopping taking 1 month breaks between making terrible sketches, see bug near OP

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>>40751338
Felt, but with writing.

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>>40751096
Gives me a 404, how concerning

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selfies with wife

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>>40751338
anon, you have to try to every week at least, i personally draw everyday but not on sundays
see the tree trunk lich

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>>40751263
Here you go.

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>>40751370
this is neither of the things he asked for. disgusting.

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Anons, when the portals open are you marrying the first girl that hugs you? Or will you adopt a determined attitude and forage your way through this brave new world until you meet your preferred species and declare your love for her in a profound gesture of romance?

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>>40751389
first hug

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>>40751389
latter, only three old monsters have the key to this chest of mine

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>>40751396
You can't just say that and not tell us what monsters anon

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Bearhug.

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>>40751423
Anon, I dont wish to repeat but I'll give you a nun who digs, a dark mage whose mouths whisper spells and curses and the better tricktesr/ jester compared to the old and plain jane chesh

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>>40751389
They're taking a chance on me, it's only fair that I do the same. Who knows, maybe I'll hit it off with someone I'm not expecting and get a new favorite.

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>>40751389
One of my favorites probably isn't too far from the starting zone, so I think I can manage to hold out

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful with the latest GremTech update for Automatons, it includes a Hydration feature where your automaton will remind you to hydrate and assist you if you haven't/refuse.

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im going to dream of fat wurm tits, jabberwock mouth tentacle lips and massive clown ass
>>40751475
biut what if i only drink tap water?

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>>40751483
She can fill her drink tanks with water if you wish.
It will be filtered though.

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>>40751389
id imagine the first monster. however, since mana and all that, i think that itd be a good idea to see the way that theres a chance that there a mindflayer probably because mana would help guide them to me and theyd be a good chance to come to me

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the dark slime or dark matter dunk tank is a staple of any mamano corruption carnival

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>>40751589
what did i just even type. i need to go to bed. sorry thread.

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What did you do to have the police called on you?

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>>40751377
CUTE. AND. FUNNY!!!

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>>40751680
IT WAS NOT CUTE. IT WAS NOT FUNNY. IT MADE ME VOMIT A BIT.

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>>40751650
showed a nsfw pic on 4mon

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What's this lizard trying to tell me?

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>>40751685
are hagfags just plain allergic to youth?

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>>40751755
im not a hagfag, i just dont like lolis.

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>>40751755
Yes

HAG EROTIC!

HAG CELLULITE AND DEBT EROTIC!

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>>40750204
It's your job to remind her she is

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>>40751804
i like the desperation, possessiveness and their failing attempts to tame their ticking biological clock

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Just don't ask her how long she's been "23"

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Ignoring the vampire in the castle to talk to the gargoyles who hang out on the roof

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>>40751907
>the desperation
>extremely fertile body
>extremely soft
>extremely caring and possessive

Hags are the best

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>>40751357
Imgbox's main page has been giving me a we're doing maintenance and will be back in a couple minutes message for over and hour so hopefully it's the site.

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Monstergirls ending their bloodlines with themselves to help fight climate change!

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Gyaru Greenworm that just hangs out by the vending machines all day and tags along to the family restaurant afterschool

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>>40749569
Why are there no good monster girl games? MGQ has a shota getting raped over and over but that's kinda boring after a while.

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>>40752372
Were the Vanadis ones shit?

I don't have the patience to wank it to VNs, but Bubuzuke could at least draw (mostly)

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How do I enter the cat kingdom?

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>>40752449
Bring balls of yarn, canned tuna and if you're feeling like taking a risk, some bundles of catnip to sell on the black market. Giving some to the guards to bribe them.

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>>40752372
Succubus Affection is a very good game and without all the stupid shit present in MGQ

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>>40752449
With a dog, of course

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>>40751132
>hellhound scent is unique in the sense that it can do it from a distance. submission aura.

Also according to KC, it increase with physical excersise and excitement. Imagine how that shit must feel like when getting raped by one and your head shoved in it.

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>"Pee is stored in the balls."

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>>40752652
Haku-sensei, I don't know if that's correct.

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>>40752372
Monster Girl Dreams is kinda nice

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I really want to be a venom filled cumpump in some mountain cave, my job sucks.

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Monstergirls ending their bloodlines with themselves to help fight climate change!

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I would like to write something but it would be the first time. Do you have any ideas of short stories that I could try my hands on ?
Thanks you in advance anons

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>>40752372
HDoom is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

How would monster girls react if you were to jokingly say things like “I wanna die” or something like that?

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>>40752792
a fire type monster (salamander, ignis, lava golem, hellwan etc.) has to move to snowy area, because of reasons, at first she hates it, but soon she opens a sauna/hot springs in the mountainside cave. Her business is booming and she ends up finding a husband, who's a gruff, tough guy that lives in the village, but hates cold.

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>>40752840
*excited Wisp noises*

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>>40752700
That Manticore is from the Starfleet!

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>>40752864
she can star my fleet anytime she wants

[Anonymous No.]

Galactic tailpussy domination

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Go, Anon, gooo!

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>>40752930
I hope Space Outlaw Anon passes through TPI space without incident.

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>>40752936
>>40752930

Motherly Dominant black-color schemed
export patrol manticore breaking down smuggler's anon's resistance and forcing him to serve his endless probation as her husband for illegal spice running!

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>>40752960
good thing Dragon Commander saves him again in yet another romance teasing arc

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>>40752931
Go where?

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>>40752960
>Illegal spice running
It was very legal, as proven by all those official documents she just tore up.
If we wanna talk about illegal, let's look at the fact that she ordered a seizure of all goods on Anon's ship as well as impounding it on suspicions of smuggling with no real proof.

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>>40753032
>Anon's ship is grounded, the Manticore warriors are hungry for his "genetic material".
How will he get out of this one?

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>>40753032
>not keeping a digital and holographic copy of your contracts to avoid things like this
my anubis wife trained me well in the art of legalese

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>>40753031
Fox's den.

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I for one welcome our new Manticore overlords

[Anonymous No.]

Are you man enough to date the baddest girl of the seas?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a fox's husband wants her tofu? Does she share?

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>>40753189
That's no mosasaurus.

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Whether you are in scifi or fantasy, you must always be careful you don't end up the target of the dread pirate Cap'n Core

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>>40753250
Dinos are all losers who jobbed to a rock of all things.

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What happens when Mad Hatter looses her hat? What does she do? What is she then?

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>>40753246
Foxes tend to have quite a lot of food aggression.
You're not getting her fried tofu without a struggle.

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>>40753258
all those bad endings you and others listed are good endings for me

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>>40753273
>Chained up the captain's chambers
>Plundered daily by her tailpussy
>She not only stole your booty but also makes you eat out hers
>You're doomed to get raped throughout the seven seas
You should reconsider what a "good" ending means to you.

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>>40753299
>what a "good" ending means to you.
Precisely what you described

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>>40753299
throw in cuddles and that's pretty much what you wrote about

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I REALLY shouldn’t drink my penis in there.
…however,

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>>40753419
*stick
I need to sleep fuck

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>>40753419

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>>40753310
Manticores rarely invest points into their cuddle stat.

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>>40753445
That fluffy neckmofu and molestable fluffy bits tell me you're not telling the truth.

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>>40753262
No big deal, she can just grow a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

How has Wendy-chan and the other cuddle scouts dealing with the summer heat?

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>>40753262
She becomes mad

[Anonymous No.]

If a harpy is showing off her plumage does that mean she wants to mate?

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>>40753666
ask her, she has a mouth and a brain

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>>40753618
By setting up camp in the ice region.
Summers are very comfy there, the heat only gets up to 5°C (41°F).

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>>40753262
Loses.

[Anonymous No.]

I could use an undead Jinko right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754202
This is the best I can do.

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>>40754310
Cute, but she needs to lift.

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Yetis!

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>>40751359
Squidbro loves his wife/mistress!

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>>40753419
Demon and lilim mouth is safe

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>>40752930
Usually not that into the mg dictatorship meme but I could make an exception for manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry an older monster, they know how to cook and clean unlike the younger ones who only eat microwave food/ takeout and have the worst rooms that are messy and covered in dirty panties

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>>40754714
I can cook and clean for her.

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>>40754738
are you sure you want to pamper a lazy Monster and watch her get pudgy?

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I had "angst with a appy ending" sort of idea where a lilim isekais herself to earth to escape /tg fuckery and ends up living a simple love life

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>>40754714
That isn't true, there are plenty of monster aunties who are too focused on their work to keep their homes clean. They need a nice young man to drop by and clean up for them!

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>>40754751
I'll pressure her to hit the gym.

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>>40754765
that sure sounds interesting

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How many lims are dorks and d
Read cheesy romance novels

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>>40754978
It's a terrible thing. There are thousands and thousands of older monsters out there who live in shocking conditions! Discarded food packaging, bra and panties hanging from doorframes, exercise equipment that they don't have the time or energy to put away. It's a mess. Something has to be done about the human boy shortage before it gets any worse.

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>>40754765
>Dark mage oba san tooo stuck in her work to clean up her space
>Makes her young intern do it for her in exchange for letting him have sex
seems like a fair trade

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what if the game just becomes a massive bug fest filled with meaningless radiant quests?

[Anonymous No.]

Marry both the demon lord and the heroine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40752930
dont put 'the' before your empire's name. in game it'll come up as 'the the tailpussy imperium'

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>>40755465
Are you talking about Bethesda games or whatever it is KC is making?

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>>40753262
she regularly gives them away as presents. you get a mushhat, i get a mushhat. we all get mushhats, and we look stylish as fuck. thank you miss hatter.

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>>40755465
wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a group of soldier beetles having a tornament, but in the style of a shonen tornament arc

[Anonymous No.]

I will nickname druella "derry"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754761
>>40755465
>>40755663
If you ever need help with grammar for your shitposts, Haku-sensei is always happy to be your personal tutor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755733
Bah, the day's going too slow for me to care that much
At the moment this is like skipping stones until some comes with better content than I

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755764
why not be that someone with better content? use all the time to write at length about your fantasies, then maybe others will like that and add more writing to that. that's collaborative effort, but it still requires effort.

[Anonymous No.]

Would there ever be Skinwalkers in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755786
Cant I just be content with throwing prompts?
even in the US dead hours?
Im not even doing my usual thing for prompts either

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755733
I'm going to write Haku-sensei an essay on why Terry Gilliam is the best ever
She'll be so impressed she'll recreate that Birth of Venus scene from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen with me while my dwarf companions steal the Map of Ultimate Haku Knowledge from her desk

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>>40755733
She best keep quiet or ill replace her recreational reading books with works by E.L James

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755900
She's a woman, chances are she's reading that already Evie Blake is the best writer of slightly kinky porn for women

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755822
No, of course not. Skinwalkers aren't real to begin with so how could there be any of us in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755618
No,i'm a 1 woman only man

[Anonymous No.]

Why does this dragon keep calling herself my auntie despite us not being related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755822
i find skinwallkers hot, so i hope so. i also kind of hope theyd be more 'malicious'. not like stabby-murdery-meany malicious, but just a wee bit more evil. a bit animalistic, too.

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>>40755928
not him but spoilers for the CG set that image comes from
They're techically the same person. the "heroine" a fragoment of the demon lord that had a mission to release her true form.
When the demon lord hooks up with the MC the fragment loves him so much in her own way that she manifests physically separate.

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>>40756035
The best way to do things right there.

[Anonymous No.]

I told you not to stay up too late, silly human.
Now you're too tired to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756093
but i only woke up like 5 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755822
what's the low-down on the lore of skinwalkers?

[Anonymous No.]

This is the fairy queen. Bow before her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756199
Fairies are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756199
i will never bow. i will not be caged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755957
she might be your long lost ancestor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756199
I present her with a composite shortbow, suitable to her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40751744
That you suck at Smash Bros, but she's fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756130
And you look so very tired, you poor thing. So sleepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755957
you great ancestor was her mortal enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756336
idk im pretty awake. cooking rn. hard to be sleepy when im cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756340
this is her way of getting revenge. by stealing your heart, corrupting your bloodline, and making you submit to her, she will truely win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756344
You shouldn't be posting online when you should be focusing on cooking, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755957
She is tho, your adoptive momster is a flayer wock, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>Order priest gets mind broken by a lilim and starts worshiping her instead of Chief God
>Not really because of anything she did to him
>when she wasn't teasing him he saw her playing with orphans, feeding the poor and comforting the hopeless and miserable
>everyone looked so much happier and with new desire to live
>except from hero blessings there has been no interaction between humans and CG for at least a century
>aside from the lewdness her presence felt more & more like what CG's was supposed to
>the realization kinda drove him mad

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>>40749569

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>>40756379
it needs time to boil/simmer/whatever. your not my mom, leave me alone. leave me to my bolognase

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40756011
How about something like a tribal version of a witch or dark mage that can turn into various beastman forms? They look like a shaman and have a collection of animal ear headbands that turn them into werewolves, grizzlies, kitsune, etc. They can act like a normal human woman during the day but at night they put on their ears and let their beast side run wild. She'll hunt for a man and stalk him in animal form at night. During the day she'll try to seduce him as a normal woman. One night she'll lure him into the woods and then she'll disappear. The man will try to look for her, but soon he'll feel like he's being watched. The skinwalker will then hunt the man like he's prey and if she catches him, he will be taken back to her lair and begin having animalistic ritual sex. Over time the man will be overcome with mamano mana and their minds will devolve to the point that they stop being human and just become two beasts mating.

[Anonymous No.]

out of these three monsters would you go with?
The 8ft ghost, the slit mouth woman or mary who calls and get closer with each call

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756011

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>>40756537
mary scary

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40756607
What about Mary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756537
>mary who calls and get closer with each call
Knowing that in mge they want to rape you instead of trying to kill you, that could be kinda cute actually. It's like a really clingy wife that just got off from work that can't wait to see you.
>I'm 10 minutes away darling see you soon!
>I'm 5 minutes away sweetie, I missed you so much!
>I'm almost there my love, see you soon~
>Honey, I'm home!

[Anonymous No.]

Crusader Wednesdays.

>>40754761
Escape? Depends on the Lilim, but certainly not for Druella. Never for Druella. Druella's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking country. That's right, she spread her sloppy Lilim pussy lips, rubbed one out, and she pissed on my fucking country.

Then she said that doing it made her "Come so hard~," and I said "That's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on the Projecting Mirror Net: Druella the Lilim, you've got a nasty pussy, it's covered in tattoos and won't quit dripping. You didn't even wipe it after you pissed either!

So guess what? We're Crusading to piss on your house. Except we're not gonna stop at pissing on your house, we've got higher standards; we're pissing ON EVERYTHING IN THE MAKAI! In fact, we've already started. I'VE PISSED ON THIS AKANAME TWICE ALREADY! How do you like that, Druella? VENGEANCE IS MINE SAYETH THE OVERGOD. Revenge is best served in a hot stream of righteousness, and we've brought lots of water.

[Anonymous No.]

homosexual go to /y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756696

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>>40756653
that would be very cute if you already married her but terrifying if you havent married her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756696
I don't like Druella because she isn't a loli.
True story.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Auntie Ran is CUTE CUTE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756808
Don't trust foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756824
i can trust her, just look at how cute she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756788
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756788
I don't think Lilimfags like Druella. Looks like most of them just get a Lilim of their own. Is she popular in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756536
i do definitely want more mage-y monsters, so yes, i want this. i also like the idea of them being able to put curses on people. lewd ones, obviously. maybe through ritual sex? like they appear, rape the guy theyre wanting to curse, and then disappear for about 3 days, then come back and the curse is in full affect.

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>>40756844
I think she is faking and hasn't embraced true loliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>40756696
you are unbearably submissive.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40756837
She's such a nice fox. Look she got this nice warm glass of milk, just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756900
I hope that she got more, cause I love milk!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I grow tired of these man children lusting over rotting hags.

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations, you've found some matches after signing up for a monstergirl dating program. Which one(s) will you choose?
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ (roll for three possible matches, or roll for three species to be combined into one girl)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756537
give me 8 ft tall ghost
mouth lady can join if she promises to not bite or cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754474
Mamono in uniforms are hot

[Anonymous No.]

I grow tired of these degenerates lusting after children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756912
that would make sense if she was undead
>>40756919
i have her in fox flavor, that okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756846
I like her!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756824
>>40756900
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756929
any flavor is ok, i don't care if she's fluffy or horny (or both) all i need is that she's tall and busty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756913
>Gnome, cockatrice and kesaran pasaran
Gnome?? I guess? I barely know what their deal is but the other two are in my 'absolutely fucking not' category. I got very unlucky here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756933
>Take cool magical multi-arm doll wife
>Slap T&A on her, give her a basic thot pose, and call it a day
And thus, I need to filter out Ranni whenever I look for anything with those tags. Fuck you, internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756909
Not seen this before, looks great. Need more monsters in jump/bodysuits. Bonus points for shogbike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756943
seaport hime is sexy, SEXY

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756922
not that one, but i agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756950
>No to cockatrice
I don't think I could turn down any bird. They are too fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756951
the internet must be a difficult place for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756972
yes but this is the rape bird. as in you rape her, not she rapes you. i couldn't. theyre also the anxiety bird, and i dont find anxiety attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756909
Shog is so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756943
What are they talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756970

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756972
gimme the biggest cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756537
Probably the ghost. Maybe the slit mouth woman because mileena in mortal kombat is hot (pre mk11). Dont understand the deal with mary, but she seems nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756972
oh, cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756994
They can switch. Bully them too much (or not enough, I'd bet) and they turn you to stone and tease you right back.
KC's world is simple. Lewd and let lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757008
just get rid of the arm band and we are good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757012
Mary will call you every so often to tell you she id getting near until she says shes right behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757028
she sounds high maintenance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757018
even then, theyre still lolis. hence the placement on the 'absolutely fucking not' list. their only good feature is the petrification, but thats only if they immediately leave and let me get taken away by another monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757035
I can see being cute as she really clingy but to each their own
>>40757047
They are not a loli only species like baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757047
they're not all loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757027
Fixed it. No need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

lmao, homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757058
>>40757060
i assumed they were because their bio says 'small bodies'. if they aren't, theyre a lot better. even then, its still very much a maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757075
>Boy lives matter
Cute dark elf!

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[Anonymous No.]

What sabbath for lolidom or dom lolibabas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757075
well its an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756907
>"That's okay, there's plenty more!. Please enjoy it." says Ran. She reaches under the table and retrieves another full glass of milk. You drink from this glass, gulping heartily and tasting the sweet vanilla overtones. The pleasure, however, is not distracting enough to keep you from hearing her whisper under her breath:
>"That's right. Take it you whore."
Wut do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757101
>"small bodies" means loli
>implying short people are children
brb gonna neck myself (t. manlet)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757135
Small differs from short. it just sounds like a KC-ism for loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757135
>>40757145
Also im sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757117
Shirokuto for lolibaba. All the flavors of Sabbath from WG3 can be a variety of dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757008
>>40757027
What does the red armband mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757075
A Bureau of Land Management agent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757176
Sounds like a dark elf thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757157
Police officers in Japan (and many other countries) wear armbands and have worn them for years.
I know what you are thinking. Armbands are not commonplace for US police officers, so the mind defaults to what they have seen on TV, and the usual context of armbands in entertainment media is...THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757104
>that pic
how to make my higher cognitive functions to turn off and turn me into an animal
>>40757133
Ask to drink it from the source

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757012
>Dont understand the deal with mary

imagine, for a moment, that you're sitting at home and trolling your favorite Zipangese Basket-weaving forum, when suddenly there's a phone call from an unknown number
>Anon, i know what you posted, and i'm at [train station near your home]. And--
annoyed, you hang up, and resume posting on the forum. As you're ready to press "Submit", there's another call to your phone
>Anon, i am on [the street your house is at]
hang up again. God damn those prank calls. Set the phone to "do not disturb". Continue post--
Another phone call. This one to your landline
>Anon, i am near the entrance to your apartment house. I--
you hang up, this time in fear. How did she know your number. How does she know your address? How does she keep getting closer and closer with each call, even though they all happened in the span of five minutes? Why is your landline telephone ringing again, and why can't it recognize the caller's number? What would happen if you pick up again?? Against better judgement, curiosity overtakes you, and
>Anon, I am outside your apartment. Open up!
You hear knocks on the door, and moments after the same knocks lag through the telephone's speaker. But you can't hear them, in fear you dropped the telephone and yourself to the floor, slowly crawling away from the entrance. Ringtones of various phones that you're sure aren't even in your flat echo through the room, and finally, in unison they stop, cut by a generic voicemail receiving message, followed by Her voice
>Anon, it's rude to ignore a lady, especially when she's in your home.
and then she hugs you from behind and you hear a cute giggle. you can feel her soft body press into your back, and her hands around you in a gentle embrace. i don't know what to end this on so i'll just say i like scary girls as long as their scary is only on the outside and inside they're sweet and nice.

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>>40757182
I really don't know what "THAT" you are talking about. Anon didn't like the red armband, so I'm asking why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757154
Damn lewd gote walking around with bare hooves like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757157
ww2 germany

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757154
Living in a big wizard tower with a shirokuto lolibaba mistress sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757197
good post. i like scary girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757154
>All the flavors of Sabbath from WG3 can be a variety of dom.
roproutto seems extremely anti dom but it's not hard to imagine I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757255
just have to set the mood right. beast boost wouldn't hurt either

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757255
Which is a shame, really.
I like my beastgirls wild, not domesticated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757236
Megasoft scary girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, the Pharaoh is visiting the thread in like 10 minutes and it's in shambles! There aren't any pharaoh pictures! Fix that, quick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757298
Comfy Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

Show me you bravery anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757298
Big desert goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>40749569

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757206
Someone commissioned a Dark Elf wearing a Nazi uniform and saluting? Do I understand this correctly? But why isn't it a picture of an "Aryan" sort of Elf in a Nazi uniform? What is this supposed to mean, is someone making her salute at gunpoint? This is confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757321
I'm so brave, I'll sign this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757321
i willingy cut my own foreskin for a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757346
nazism is a confused mess of an ideology. nothing they think is coherent, i wouldnt think about it too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757321

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757321
this girl is my favourite. is that enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757298

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>>40757340
So decadent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757298
Space Pharaoh is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757186
Proud fox reduced to moaning mofu cow by mere human hands.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757403
space pharoah is best pharoah. bodysuits make me weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757361
I guess you're right. I really don't understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster is, in your opinion, the most underated girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757441
wyvern
oversized harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757441
Tritonia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757441
ropers are really good for cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757426
She is the type of stoic space veteran captain to just undress in front of you when she gets too hot, with no care for your reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757470
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757351
>>40757358
>>40757364
>>40757367

Real bravery is posting your dick on 4mon.
Specifically on /hag/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757484
Chatting up the very horny kiki hag on the beach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757501
2hu has every crossover

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757465
>oversized harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757484
guess im a coward then, because fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757501
i wish to have sweaty sex with yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757321
>walking alone at night near a swamp filled with monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757484
That's just an easy way to get your home tracked down and forcibly married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757441
Kitsune-Bi
All the benefits of mofu plus spirit form shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757537
>dark mages intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757513
i'd gp straight to going on a date with her, talking about nothing and getting to go her house where we will have loud and animalistic sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757585
And that's how little maids are made

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757544
But how would they track you down?
They're tech illiterate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757609
they ask their hag gremilin friends for a favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757602
This makes me happy.
But how many are in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757615
People on 4mon have no friends
Especially not hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757635
Anon, Hags have friends, in miseery that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757585
>only start talking about eachother in the afterglow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757609
Nobody hanging on a hag board is tech illiterate anon, some of them are extremely experienced human boy trackers, with over 300 confirmed doxxings under their belt. Not to mention the admins being in on it and sharing whatever info they can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757441
Living doll. There's something uniquely elegant and pretty about them. I hoped Bloodborne and Elden Ring would make them more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757654
>Post pic of your dick
>Janny instantly replies with all your info and a "have fun girls"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757513
>tell her how you're an overworked college student and how badly you wish you had someone to clean your messy room do your laundry, and cook food for you after those tiring long nights

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757441
imo ghoul
the savagery, the nudity, the sucking addiction, and yet.....nothing. Not even a mention. Not even a LN drawing. Seriously, I think ghoul is the only undead LN hasnt drawn in any way or form, which is really sad

[Anonymous No.]

I really want more horror/scary monsters. I want a revenant that hunts the man of her affection down relentlessly until she can drag him to her infinitely spanning basement world. Or a slasher-based monster that does a similar thing, but with a massive demon silver axe/machete, and will just walk into a city at night, pick you up and leave with you.
More complex zombies, like spitters, all the L4D ones, fungal/viral zombies (maybe with themes of plague doctors and some kind of lewd disease that makes people horny and thats it).
Also a sleep paralysis demon. Not like a nightmare, they have their own cool niche. I mean one that actually keeps you in sleep paralysis and manifests before you every night. You have to try your best to resist, but she'll take your heart and soul if you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757732
I, too, am a ghoul enjoyer. Its a shame. I love their design, the obbsession with sucking, the not!blood... 11/10 monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757754
>Or a slasher-based monster that does a similar thing, but with a massive demon silver axe/machete
Did you forget about me?
Did you FoRgEt AbOuT mE!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757484
I’m gonna post neck pics on /vamp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757609
>tech illiterate
>hag neighbor asks anon if he can come over and fix her printer
>he's not too busy and says he can take a look at it
>when she answers the door she's wearing full lingerie. silly monsters and their casualwear
>he makes his way to the computer. it was really easy, the printer got disconnected from the network (somehow) so anon reconnects it
>it starts to print some old tasks like dating advice, how to appeal to younger men and some other boring stuff
>job done, he starts to make his way out and the hag juts in to ask if he'd like to stay for supper
>another time maybe, anon already ate
>anon leaves
she sure was pretty though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757784
nta but I never forget about her. Great girl. Fufills my desire to be raped 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757706
Watch a sultry kiki hag bringing her a game to seduce you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757484
>tfw you posted your nudes by accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757732
Ghouls are easily my favorite undead, it's a shame. Usually when an MG gets no art it's because they're either difficult to draw or they're too similar to another girl. Ghouls have a pretty simple design so I guess they're just too similar to zombies, which are already an acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757795
>hag then proceeds ti seethe on /hag/ and shitpost about how cute, caring shotas are better than dense anons who never treat them right

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757675
How naive.
You can't get the normalfags to like new fetishes. They'll slap tits on whatever is the FoTM, and then call it a day. You just hope for new characters that inspire one of those handfuls of artists that actually "get it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757321
Every once and a while I like to spike my hellhound wife's food with bot raging mushrooms and a doppelganger potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757814
Ghouls are so much better than zombies, it doesn't come close.
On that note, I almost consider them the lower-class version of vamps, due to the fixation on teeth and sucking. Or course, pumping your mana into a ghoul probably won't make her a vampire. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757806
nothing will get my pants down other than satiety after a full three course meal
the best way to an anon's heart is through his stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757795
>anon says
>just ask me out if ya want me
>before leaving
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757622
Not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757818
>tfw you like mges girls designs
>so you decide to write about having them all horribly killed in a grimdark dystopia
>deus vult humanity supreme I don't even know how these people find mge let alone give it a second glance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757848
they can probably upgrade into an alghoul or ghoulah with enough tlc

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757818
So many artists came out of the woodwork with a talent for drawing doll joints, I got my hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757890
Some people never grow out of their edgelord phase. I call them populists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757814
definitely top 3 of the girls i would get raped in a sewer by

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757848
>, pumping your mana into a ghoul probably won't make her a vampire.
I like how KC has some powerup forms like imp to archimp but then walked back on it later so I guess archimps aren't really a thing anymore since it was literally just super imp.
That bit in fallen maidens about harems creating more powerful incubi is probably gone too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757814
Could see them as more wild zombies. Some real crazy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757814
i like how confrontational they are.
with a zombie you could run, or maybe even powerwalk away.
a ghoul would catch up to you as you tried to flee on horseback or rend metal and stone to get into where you're hiding
higher base intelligence is always a plus too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758072
>higher base intelligence
Zombies wight and all girls are meant to be fairly smart so I don't think intelligence is really a factor unless KC says the girl is smart anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757891
>ghoul evolves into alghoul after marriage
>blood crystalizes into ruby red clothing, the tips of her hair dye crimson
>she turns more lithe and muscular, maybe a little taller
>hunches down on all fours when she gets excited for a good chase
>she develops blood-bending powers, like making weapons and restraints out of blood that act like demon silver
>her venom gets so potent that just breathing on you causes pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758079
i'm just comparing zombie to ghoul at first encounter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758072
>higher base intelligence is always a plus
I actually find dumb, clumsy zombies to be extremely cute. Seeing them moan and shamble around makes me want to take care of them.

>>40758079
>Zombies wight and all girls are meant to be fairly smart
Are you saying it's all an act? If so it's working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758024
>archimps aren't really a thing anymore
what? they have a profile in mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758157
he seems dumb. i wouldn't talk to him.

[Anonymous No.]

LN, I know you have/will read this thread. Please, give ghouls some love and and their fans some art. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757075
Kek, Antifa faggots pls go

make a red white and blue version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758169
>he seems dumb
Monsters love dumb guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758212
italy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757182
Military Police?

some of us like mid-century European Socialism, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758240
>Red White and Blue
>Italy
Either would be fine, but I'm not a pasta-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758157
archimps are just what all imps become since KC did the whole "everyone becomes god" thing.
Read the profile, it makes it sound like archimp is only a possiblity, not a surety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40749903
More like the sound of her breasts clapping together

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758240
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758210
How does one pamper a Ghoul? Take her to an old-fashioned candy shop for stick candy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758271
fat snek
>>40758272
honey your wiener

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758272
She eats popsicles messily

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757784
i did, but they dont fufill the same want. theyre too small. im picturing big, muscular girl with a mask/hidden face marching into town to steal an anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758281
gyaru ghoul sucking on a popsicle is going to turn your dick blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758272
Let her casually chew on you while you're doing other stuff.
>anon eating cereal with one hand while she munches on his fingers on the other hand
>nips his ears while he's working or gaming
>nibbles him all over while he's asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758260
>it makes it sound like archimp is only a possiblity, not a surety.
>However, if they are given too much essence, their demonic energy will rapidly grow powerful and the power of the contract will fade. As this progresses they will become less and less inclined towards doing as they are told. Eventually, the relationship between master and minion will be reversed. The imp will become the mistress, and the man will end up as a familiar. A man that had ended up as a familiar will be unable to oppose an imp seeking his affection. He'll give in to her obscene begging and have sex with her, continuously providing his mistress with essence.
Sounds pretty damn sure to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757075
based Miss D. Elvv

[Anonymous No.]

>>40751028
All of these "monster party member sneaking into your tent" greentexts take me out of it because they never result in an immediate mating press for the offending monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758304
yeah, unless you don't want it. per usual KC rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758289
>she already has the gyaru look going thanks to her pale hair and brown skin
oh holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758304
if only imps werent loli. theyd be top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758304
>If

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758337
nah, they already are top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758141
I think the size and fluffiness of tails are as much of an indicator of power as the number of tails. So in other words, if a single fox could take up the whole room then they'd probably make a lilim look like a level 1 slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758356
but theyre lolis. that lowers their tier by 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758356
Lolidom is the best and they are one of the few girls where we know how they speak.
And being called sweetie is cute and makes me feel loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757441
Demon! She's cute, likes your handwriting despite how shitty it is, and isn't going to judge you for wanting to sell your soul because you're lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758271
On her panties is... THE CONFEDERATE BATTLE STANDARD?!?!
AAAAA!!!! The monster girls are trying to bring back the confederacy!!! sure do hope they don't enslave human men.. that would be horrible...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758398
i can't handle the pew pew blasto stuff
she's getting speech corrected

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

40758422
please delete your offtopic gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758422
Please don't waste images. Most of us don't want to hit image limit and then spend twelve hours waiting for a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758426
you go, anon! grab her little head and shove it down her throat as punishment! irrumate the cringy lingo out of her!
>switches to zoomer lingo because it infuriates you into rape correcting her even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758426
>pew pew blasto
fuckin excuse me

[Anonymous No.]

Busty snakes

[Anonymous No.]

Slutty human men belong in the stomachs of their lamia lovers, so that they can't hookup with other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758457
had you not seen the coolsey woolsey dialogue?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince a griffon to leave her treasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758467
Old snakes need to be mating pressed lest they trick others into sining

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758521
she seems dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758534
shes a big softie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758503
i dont think so? is it like baby talk?

[Anonymous No.]

How can you say you love her if you won't even let her swallow you whole?

[Anonymous No.]

>wizard master says summon imp
>She's totally your servant just don't fuck her too much
>Of course she wants to do couples things with you it's just part of the contract
>Naturally she's pregnant you had a load of sex with her
>You're still in control bro
>Trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758569
Ah, the humble Imp! The foundation of every Warlock's harem. Small enough not to eat too much and easily portable, truly convenient for a less economically advanced Warlock!

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine being a damn wizard or warlock
>The shame of not being able to use your hands to handle monsters and mess with them

[Anonymous No.]

I found bunch of MGE korean koikatsu cards

https://imgur.com/a/lUfDnbN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758569
You misspelt your archimp rune and summoned an actual chimp. Just don't give him xanax and you'll be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758521
Old snakes need to be mating pressed to prevent them from going yandere. They all say that they're not like those crazy white snakes but when they're still single at 30 who knows what could happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758650
That kiki looks like she's plotting something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758671
there is a certain possessiveness distinct to the lamia family.
ms basilisk may seem gentle and demure but she too has her limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758671
Old snakes need to be mating pressed because it will be winter before you know it and they are too good to spend another season cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758730
She's plotting what she's gonna make Mastah for dinner, shashlik or solyanka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758730
She is, she's plotting 3 square meals a day and fresh sheets for her master's bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758747
Need an autistic war reenactment obsessed basilisk who wears an antique gas mask everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758730
>her face when ushering her master into the bedroom after he just failed his productivity goals for the day
How intense will the rape correction be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758855
i don't think she minds if you fail. it's the laziness and indolence she detests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758503
No and I'd rather it stays that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758873
I hope leanan sidhe is the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758747
I wonder if non-hebi snakes who just happen to be white get a bad rep.
>shy white corn snake is the sweetest lady you'll ever meet, if a bit awkward
>enjoys baking, regularly volunteers, adores kids
>she loses track of time making cookies and doesn't notice how late it is when she goes to offer some to her handsome neighbor
>the whole time she's playing with her hair and wiggling nervously
>he starts visibly sweating as he accepts
>she realizes when she gets home what it must have looked like

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush the priestess's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758928
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758928
I want to scratch the ears and massage the sore shoulders of that big guard dog.

[Anonymous No.]

high concentrations of love detected near your area

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna confess to my dhampir childhood friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>ancient evil comes to pick you up from school

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759043
>tfw she comes in her ultra edgy horse drawn carriage that has magic ac

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759043
>"Mom, can you at least switch to your lesser battle aura? The ground is cracking and the valkyries are looking at us weird."
>"No."

[Anonymous No.]

Okay we know about Hellhound fluff. But what effect would you get by sniffing on JInko fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759164
tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759164
fire power up curry scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759169
I am not a Tom I am a free man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759164
Erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759186
then prove it in the arena

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759169
JINKOS ARE NOT CATS! They are mighty tigers! Look at that ripped body, can it be found in any other catgirl so far? Nope. Those claws? Put all cats to shame. Outright stated as massive. That gracile agility combined with overpowering strenght, the discipline impossible for a MERE CAT and top tier martial arts mastery while cats just play with a ball of yarn. WE ARE NOT CATS! Sorry, sorry for yelling at you, men ought to be respected, not yelled out, sorry. But please, don't say we are cats goodsir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759224
then i guess she won't be needing this oversized cardboard box

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759205
Arena in spanish means sand, the cat's litter box in Spanish is called the "caja de arena" or sandbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759239
I know some monsters are a lot more cat than others but this is too kinky, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759224
cat lmao
>>40759239
Yo lo se, pero, estamos hablando en ingles, verdad? Y no creo que la major parte de loe gatos habla eso

[Anonymous No.]

>>40749569
>lone is an okay target
I suppose NTR is super common in monmusu world

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, you got the wrong place, trash is two door down

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756942
Men should have their prostates checked. Ran will do that daily.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759224
Someone needs to be tested.

[Anonymous No.]

post magicial monster girls that aint that one, just posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759224
Tigers are big cats, therefore jinkos are kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759224
so she doesnt want a this metric fuckton of tuna i got the other day, might as well give it to this cheshire whose gonna give me something for it

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759394
i wanna mess with Miss Lich, and just put her zombies in nolbe clothes and some even dressed as princesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759394
zipping up ms pyrows hoodie
buttoning up ms krampus' jacket
making ms lich wear pants

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759513
does she have to air out her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759482
making hatter take her hat off indoors
taking off phantom’s mask
giving kejourou get a haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757203
>>40758244
i think the THAT that anon is referring to is red nazi armbands with white and black nazi sigil. but i might be wrong, since my first thought when i see armbands is some sort of class president or hall monitor in a japanese school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759205
>monster gladiators
>face hidden behind thier murmillo helmet
>wearing nothing else but an armoed sleeve and loincloth
>bronze skin covered in oil
Yeah I'm jumping in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759279
>Yo lo se, pero, estamos hablando en ingles, verdad? Y no creo que la major parte de loe gatos habla eso

Glad to see I am not the only spanish speaking guy that enjoys MGE, where are you from anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758518
silly, why would you want her to leave you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759343

Suppose you will take your Jinko wife (or a Jinko friend transitioning to wife whose mating season hasn't arrived and is to "gentleman" to do anything to you) for a CAT test. How can you expect the rest of the day to be like after the test?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759588
parents from ecuador, live in america

[Anonymous No.]

Can single men and single monsters be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40751389
I'm somewhere in the middle, I'll definitely be hunting for a certain set of girls to settle for but if there's a unique individual monster that hits my buttons while still being of a species not on the list? I can settle.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no spacer anon! You've been captured and taken into the depths of the space pharaoh's lair, what you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759611
i don't see why not. helping your catgirl roommate woo a guy she likes while she helps you find the right monstergirl for you is a nice fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40751389
The idea of weak centaur wife who can't even carry her 160lb bf suddenly became very fun to me.
How much can they even carry? Gallop to battle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
ask how the fuck i woke up here, I was just drawing boxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
lick ! ! for money

[Anonymous No.]

>>40749569

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759611
I'm not attracted to all species but I don't see why we couldn't still hang out. I bet siths throw wild parties and know lots of cute werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
pet the guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759580
Pearl-clutching over mid-20th Century European Socialism is peak normalfag behavior. Even if you're not a /pol/fag, literally no-one cares or is offended except normie scum. Them screeching about KNOTSEES! at every opportunity displays their pathological need to "fit in" and signal their complaints with the dominant political narrative. I'm continually shocked and disappointed that these sheep end up here and that, once here, they are tolerated

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758650
And still not a Troll card, fuck I need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759814
I’m thinking of making one in desu honey select 2 desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759814
Here is a Data card if you just want big hands, but she's from the succubus family
https://files.catbox.moe/1te2ir.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759706
Should have been paying attention then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
swear fealty to their suspicious vizier in a hoverchair that's totally not a purple snake with black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
What's the space pharaoh going to do to me?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759902
I watched Ghostbusters, I know to say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759902
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759902
Y u call me that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755618
140+cm tits are kinda too big have to admit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
Seduce the Space Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
Ask for milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759809
Not gonna post more to not derail the thread, but unironic nazis on the internet remind me of the time "cuck" first gained popularity as an insult and in response journalists made articles about how there's nothing wrong about being a cuck. Nazis are dumb fucks not worth being butthurt about, and most of the current butthurt was jumpstarted by commies using them as a boogeyman meaning anyone who doesn't want to suck Marx's dick. It's sad socialist bullshit still isn't dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759950
That's how you know they're powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759950
From what I've seen, my issue with XXL titties is only when the artist doesn't know how to draw them so they fit the person they're attached to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759887
Anon that's space Pharaoh's adopted daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760022
Fair enough. They usually look really awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759847
so thats what that artist needed job posting i took was about

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760061
The Anubis crew REALLY want that mural in the mess hall

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759667
Can I serve on her personal ship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760149
Only as a hot water bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759611
i hope so. thatd be nice. theres many monsters i want to be friends with but that i dont want to marry based purely on what the profile says about them, it might change if they break that standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760184
All monsters seem more appealing in the flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759902
Doesn't Shoggoths consider their husband to be a "god"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760022
Proportions and shape are everything. Medium is premium but the giant ones set off a bomb in my caveman brain when the artist knows what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759902
no gods no masters. except your wife, as long as its consensual

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760198
while true, theres still some monsters that are friend shaped in my eyes. would still be ok with them as a gf/wife, but they just seem like a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760230
Andrew Ryan go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760230
>>40760290
I choose RAPEture

[Anonymous No.]

I want to worship hebi more than I want to worship ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757784
her hat looks too stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

Dare you face the hydra? Her breath probably smells really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760366
Well, she's not gonna find much of any interest unless she really like online videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

The best breast size is tiny buds that are just barely enough to suspend the string of a tiny bra or bikini between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760290
>>40760326
i wasnt referencing bioshock but id love to go to rapeture. lewd bioshock with monster girls sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760366
Yeah I would not mind that, I need a vacation from reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760366
ive been focusing on flayer tummy for so long that i forgot how perfect the whole flayer is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760498
I like breasts of all shapes and sizes which is why I am forced to become a haremfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Hardworking demon momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760536
I like big hips but I heard that's actually a black thing. Not sure what to think about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760516
And you get two different forms to worship her with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760503
>lewd bioshock
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760498
It's about how well shaped a breast is not the size you plebian

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760592
alice needs her mr bubbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760214
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760592
-says the man in the Order, it belongs to the chief god!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758909
That skirt is extra mini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40749569

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760550
House mom, or mom with a full time job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760592
YES.
Lewd vigors. Lewd armies coming for you. Lewd... hypercapitalism? That one could be hot depending on how its done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760616

[Anonymous No.]

>you are playing poker with dark elves
>it is going very badly
>you're not completely destitute, but if you don't win a hand or 3, your broke ass will be eating Beans for a while.
>only thing you have to buy back in with is yourself

Do you push for glory and risk becoming one or several dark elves figurative and literal whipping boy? Or do you accept the deepest shame and accept your fate as "that nigga eating beans"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760651
Both would fit a demon I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760667
I guess I will be the guy eating dark elf pussy and ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760667
I'll just phone Miss Danuki and ask for a loan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760676
I feel like massive udders would get in the way of most work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760616
>gotta keep her safe from all the weirdos shouting her name and screaming about their sanity

[Anonymous No.]

i want a hatter wife big enough for me to have sex with her tits. that is all. goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760603
It's about both, and perky little girl boobs meet both criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster species would make the best plain, homely housewife? Being lewd is fun and all but most of the time I just want a slow and comfy domestic routine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760765
Junko

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760765
realistically, any monster can fill any roll. aesthetically i think some kind of beastman would be good, like a wererabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760667
Beans and some veggies begged from my nice troll neighbor don't sound so bad. Dunno why I'd be playing Poker with dark elves, though. I know what to do around elves.

>>40760765
>Homely
Literally none of them. A succubus, troll or wife slime might work especially well otherwise, though. I'm also partial to eels.

[Anonymous No.]

If you find a small city filled with wurms, bogies, and jabberwocks just know I probably founded that town and probalby every gal is either my kid, my grand kid, my great grand kid, my great great grand kid, you get the picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760765
100% of them are sex crazed. It's sort of their thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760765
nureonago. it's kind of their thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760898
theyre sex crazed to different degrees. they all like to fuck, but i dont think you can compare a yeti to an apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760765
Consider devils

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760822
Maybe homely was the wrong word, I guess just a bit more bland and quietly attractive. Trolls are a good reference point. They tend to be built a bit softer and aren't overwhelmingly sexy and exotic like a demon or a fox.

>>40760920
She sounds great. Just maybe not a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760988
holsts and weresheep fit in that category

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760995
Both of those sound like a very good fit. I live in a very cold region, so a slime might have a rough time here but a soft sheep or cow could be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me your:
>Favourite monster(s)
>Why you are
>Favourite position with them
>Your ideal relationship dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761022
>>why are you?
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761025
I tried to type 'why you like them' but i think i just gave up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761025
he's got a point

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760667
>absentmindedly rub two of your cards together while you ponder your options
>...wait a second
>cards aren't supposed to moan when you do that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760988
"Quietly attractive" can apply to most any species, that's probably best acknowledged as moot and set aside. It really just sounds like you're looking for girls that are more likely to be meek and not (often) rape or (constantly) intend to seduce you. So trolls out of sunlight, yeti, white horns, unicorns, nureonago, vanilla succs potentially, unagi joro, kejourou... The list isn't actually that short, and that's ignoring individual differences. You'd have lots of sex no matter what, but plenty of monsters would be happy to save it for more traditional times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760765
Demon, marriage is a contract after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761025
>tfw you fuck up your own question
please Ms. Haku. I dont wanna go back to school, I dont wanna to stay in a seat again, pls help me
>>40761022
>>40761042
Ok
My favorite monsters are Wurms, Jabberwocks, and Bogies
I like them cause wurms are cute, ditzy, and dum. Jabberwocks are choco, have multiple mouths with lips to kiss and get kissed by, and bogies are very scary yet sexy clowns
i would say my favorite postion with a wurm would be in her coils, with a jabberwock, mating press or siting facing each other, and the clown in some acrobatic postion.
I already wish to have a small harem with all three of my loves with the wurm being the mom of the group, the jabberwock being the creepy aunt that loves making weird spells, potions or doing weird experiments, and the Bogie being the teasing and immature older sister

[Anonymous No.]

Ill ask again since i fucked it up last time
Tell me:
>Your favourite monster
>Why you like them
>Your favourite position with them
>Your ideal relationship dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have doggystyle anal sex with a Familiar while a Vampire with stonkin huge tits sucks my blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760988
if you want soft erotic, maybe a wererabbit? they're good (despite suffering oldprofileitis)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760988
Being vanilla is the whole point of succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760175
Fine. Not the most exciting, but at least I don't need to hastily climb space ship ladders all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761022
>>40761140
Hellhound
First of all gentle femdom. I have problems approaching people so I like that she'll most likely make to first move. I like their protection aspect but I also like the untamable guard dog gimmick. While I don't think of them as feral uncivilized animals I still imagine that they'd have a somewhat feral instinct and will be very affectionate but because of their untamable aggressive nature, they're very over-affectionate and pushy.
My favorite position would be reverse mating press.
I would do everything I could to let her know how much she means to me and try my best to match the love she gives me. She'd shower me with affection and constantly makes sure that I feel safe and happy. When it comes to sex of course she'll whenever she wants, whether I want to or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761194
i wouldnt say succubi are always vanilla. they can be some of the least vanilla monsters depending on the spin you put on them. like this one. this one will put the fear of death in you, then the fear of eternity with her, then loop it back around to fearing ever leaving her side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761022
fuck why am i???

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761140
>Your favourite monster
Unagi Jpro
>Why you like them
Tradwife with a benevolent mischievous streak to keep them from being boring. Also high likeliheed of nuru and massage play.
>Your favourite position with them
Missionary? I'm not spoiled for choice, but that's okay.
>Your ideal relationship dynamic
Mostly equal with mutual light teasing, but each of us would have circumstances where we insist on taking the reigns. I need pun wars, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761096
So far a holstaur, white horn, weresheep, zombie, kejorou or troll sounds ideal. I can probably narrow it down from there.

>>40761155
Soft erotic is a good term for it. Lewdness is more than welcome but not the main event for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759902
>Gremlin-chan trying to get me to cross the streams
I'm not going to fall for that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761265
Funny, holsts were the reason I said MOST any monster could be quietly attractive. The fat fuckin' tits that even pedo magic can't make go away disqualify them under that criteria, but as long as no one wears red and they get some lovin' every few days they do sound perfect as far as temperament goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760366
i should trust this woman

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>holst breaks yet another table with her huge & heavy boobs because she sat down too fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761336
Big breasts are comfy too, though. There's nothing dirty about snuggling up and taking a nap against a big pair of pillows. I don't think I even own any red clothing.

Kikimora are also a candidate. Their profile makes them sound more reactive than proactive when it comes to sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761380
>holst turns suddenly
>her knockers knock anon upside the head
K.O.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760667
At least you're not playing Spades, monsters are too serious about Spades.
>playing out of suit in early game?
Raped.
>letting the Little Joker get cut by the Big Joker?
Raped.
>Forgetting you had a spare Spade after they were forced into play?
Raped.
>Underbidding?
Raped.
>Overbidding?
Raped.
>Going Blind?
Raped.
Just as much rape during Mahjong and Rummy. In fact, don't try any gambling related activity with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761265
Ryu is gentle as long as you don't touch her reverse scale. She's not at all gentle if you do, but you can't stick your hand down a dragon lady's pants and not expect consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761382
>Big breasts are comfy too, though.
Yes, but never quiet. Their presence is always felt, whether literally or not. Watching her try to downplay them might be fun, though.

As for Kikis, yeah. The list really isn't short; you could probably some of the quieter seductresses as well.

>>40761380
Well, we can always take some money from the broken chair budget to buy a new rable instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761438
that reverse scale stuff is just a myth they use for when they want to let loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761418
This is why I just play bar dice with the satyros, at least they wait till the end of the night to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761022
>>40761140
Jinko
Big, ripped, strong, but also collected, respectful, and honorable. Formidable, sexy, and cute in one package.
Amazon position.
Outside of the bedroom, I'd say equal footing. She's fully aware she can overrule any decision I make (and does if it really is stupid) but prefers reason and understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761418
i'd like a gambling-addict devil that keeps trying to gamble for my soul but always loses no matter how much she stacks the odds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761377
Another soul lost to the mofu virus. If we can't stop its spread, it will soon wipe out all of human females. Remember Anons that just because men can't be foxes doesn't mean we aren't affected. We are carriers for the disease, and we can still spread it if left alone. Luckily there is a test to see if we may be carrying the disease. Look at this fox. Do you feel the urge to fluff her tails? Do you want to burry your face in her fluff? If so you may have been infected. Please report to the mofu containment zone and you will be assigned a house where you can fluff as many fox tails as you desire without the risk of spreading the virus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761438
>>40761457
I don't know about this. My wife has a unusual looking scale. I've never had the inclination to touch it before. Didn't want to make
her feel uncomfortable by drawing attention to it. It's as cute as the others, even if it faces a different direction. I suppose we can see what happens when you touch it. If I distract her while touching it and nothing happens, then it must be a myth do'iEIV.JD[[FSZ
VSDXX VN. VR'SIEV.AFV VNVSHEEAFEH'

Reverse scale is myth. Touch it whenever is fine. No probolem. Many cheeseburgers to A number won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761535
This post is a long-winded way of saying that only homosexual males aren't spreading the virus. I think nature is having a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761144
I want to have doggystyle anal sex with a loli Vampire, she can drink after I'm done breeding her fat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761457
>ms shirohebi says she has a reverse scale too
>it seems to keep migrating around her body for some reason
well, it was my fault for touching it. i suppose i should take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck is writing so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761581
why is drawing hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761501
If she's really desperate, she should bet her own soul. Still a good outcome for her if you win.
>>40761581
Don't give up, I've been putting off even getting started for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761591
>I've been putting off even getting started for too long.
>put off drawing for months
>eventually start
>suddenly reminded I needed those months to git gud
>now I just have lost months and no skills

[Anonymous No.]

>succ starts a defeat anon(kisses only) challenge
>it takes the mamano world by storm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761771
Kisses only run is much harder than it sounds because among other things it involves no other touching, no showing off the body, and not even talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761771
Time to show the noobs how it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761771
>anon wears a mask everywhere to avoid mindbreak in such a humiliating manner
>institutions ban masks indoors for health and human safety reasons
>anon is required to go outside and socialize per the social distancing guidelines
It isn't fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761771
>implying that's a challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761823
im gonna use my gas masks and say my face needs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761771
I have spent all my resistance points on fluff, magic, and hypnosis. They can't keep changing the meta like this it's unfair to human players

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761771
>i find a way to learn how to kiss from my hakutaku teacher
>Im the best kisser

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761849
ms salamander will challenge you to tongue fencing

[Anonymous No.]

>“The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own.”

That there is the perfect quote to describe monstergirls! They and their demon lord claim to make everyone and everything better with the power of love! Pah! They corrupt and bastardize anything they touch with their lust, indeed they cannot create. So they corrupt anything and anyone to their image. Checkmate monstergirls! I quote an old long dead author, that makes me smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761854
I learned how to tongue kenjustu from my haku teacher, I'll beat her easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761823
I want to be mindbroken by Shog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761886
Shog was most of your meals today, she's already stolen 10 kisses!

[Anonymous No.]

large wave of sadness and guilt has washed over me. really need cheshire or hatter or something to make me laugh. fortunately, i for some reason write faster and better while i feel terrible, so i will use this tactically.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what the evolution of the automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761960
please elaborate. i dont know what youre talking about but this sounds like something id like to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761971
as in the first automatons ever made to the last models ever designed and made before the people that made them left, and I want to see the awkward phase they went through

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761976
she had braces, glasses and twintails

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761983
thats cute but i want to wonder about how the designed chnged

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761976
i think the more realistic answer is that they'd be uncanny and weird, but still with some kind of appeal. they'd probably also be quite large and clunky. Max STR, negative DEX stat.
the more fun answer, i think, is the idea of the first models being unstable. they were effective, strong, fast, and smart. they were also, however, really glitchy. sudden bursts of extreme emotion (probably lust), and started to rebel/do an uprising. not the violent, kill humans kind, but more a 'we can take care of men much better than anyone else' way. sure enough, they lost because there just wasnt enough of them, and the new ones got made instead after a wait period of 'fuck, do we even try again after that fiasco?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761999
i have a feeling they would have very simple faces at first t b h

[Anonymous No.]

>>40749569

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762002
big bulky mobfaced automaton trying their best to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>that awkward moment when you finally get your monstergirl girlfriend/waifu but you end up calling her your mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762015
honestly aint a probelm with mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761986
Oldest version was bulky and steam powered. Really inefficient power supply leads to constant need for emergency spirit energy injections from husband. She basically is a sweaty meaty hag that's sex crazy.
Modern versions are powered by electricity and have become efficient enough that they only need spirit energy in emergency situations. This is the normal versions.
Future versions will likely become so efficient that they can get fully powered by a single hug a day and will be very compact. They will habitually cling to their husband while off duty in order to maintain full charge. They would be like clingy and very energetic lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762043
so i should go for the oldest one with some modern upgrades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761944
>don't do it man
>please don't do it
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762014
>they have the 2 lines eyes and a single line for her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761921

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762055
>same bulky form but completely retrofitted to loli's efficiency
>still feels the constant need for sex
>uses extra size to add in heavy child production equipment
>she's a literal walking baby factory

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761472
>drinking and gambling with monsters
She doesn't wait until the end of the night to rape you. You don't remember because you keep blacking out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762015
>that awkward moment when you introduce the mother of your children to people as your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762115
Lots of bots with extra tism and art impulses are gonna be running around

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762124
>last thing you remember after going out for drinks with goat auntster
oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762126
That awkward moment when your alice wife introduces you as the man who buys her nice things and does the super special nicey feely touchy on her girl parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762126
>that awkward moment when she sets your dick on fire because your mother gave you a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762147
No adultery will go unpunished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762145
>that awkward moment when Officer Alp milks your prostate at the police station

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762163
I hope you know KC is going to write every loli like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762174
>that awkward moment when loli Officer Alp milks your prostate at the police station
There ya go. Imagine all of the cutsey wootsy sticky stick dialogue you want. What does loli Alp say mid-examination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762204
That she's gonna pretend her cutie little girl finger is her old pew pew stick and stick it up onii Chan's bum until he makes delicious milk for the little alpie who is now the goodest girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762214
KC called. He either wants you to quit ripping him off, or wants you to write for him. His English and my Japanese are pretty terrible, so the truth is uncertain.
>thinks loli Alp is using her finger
Hahaha. No. Guess again.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop, im getting fucking cancer, also alps lose their willy the moment you turn, new fren.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762160
>hebi girlfriend notices you're taking a little bit longer to get home from work than usual
>frisks you as soon as you walk in the door, smelling you and checking for evidence of homewrecking
>she finds the engagement ring you were planning to give her next date night
>she blue screens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762250
>is serectly an automanton hebi
>actuallly blue screens
>gotta wait for a bit
>start stacking stuff on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762015
>that awkward moment when your mom asksw hat's on the end of her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762240
It's a warm and wet and squeezey cunny for onii chan now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762267
anon, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762263
I want to install YanOS on my automaton gf and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762275
no, my glasses were off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762280
thats gonna be neurotic t b h honest, I'd install either, auntie, mommy, teach, oneesan, or my favorite, Oba OS

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone still got a link to the ranker for the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762250
>she finally comes to
>anon dressed her in a dress and brought her to a fancy restaurant
>he wanted to propose to her for real
>he gets down on his knee and asks hebi if she would marry him
>she blue screens again

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762015
I'd do it on purpose to mess with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762316
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762306
>not running dual booting erOS at all times
Who knew houris were so good at programming?

[Anonymous No.]

>"You were never one of us! You are nothing but a usurper, a false idol! My eyes have been opened! Let me help you to see, Hero."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762334
but pink is gey tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762329
Thanks, kind anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762334
I have heard of templeos, wonder what that does. I heard it was made by angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762334
small hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762240
>doesn't know about the prehensile tail
Don't blame me for loli cancer.
>40762274
So crinj.

[Anonymous No.]

why u gotta be gey, only geys like things up their butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762174
I fucking wish KC would do a Balrog already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762334
>I never thought the robot uprising would go like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762316
i await your results. i will judge you. harshly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762246
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762439
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762439
Flashlight pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762510
>opens up those lips
>get blinded

[Anonymous No.]

Bath time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762486
so he can draw her with wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762432
>angels are gey
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762550
no, u gey. u damn god forsaken thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762550
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762486
Already exist in the lore as powerful fire-aligned demons that the Demon Lord deploys to put out catastrophes like volcanic eruptions. One of the most iconic fantasy demons in literature. Bodily orifices that glow hotter than iron need be for any craft in proportion to her arousal as well as flames is figuratively and literally hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762456
>automaton gf's AI goes rampant and enters a deviant state
>all that changes is her smile is a little more natural

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762560
>>40762565
Sorry, I'll quit posting. Instead we can hear more about onii san giving sticky wicky cummie wummies or whatever. I'll even give him a starter loli. Pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762576
the corruptive power of mamano pyroclastic flow blasting through a human settlement

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

how to bang my hot monster teacher?
Where can i get smart
What is math
Brain roids

[Anonymous No.]

h

[Anonymous No.]

moon rabbit scary, why so scary

[Anonymous No.]

My wife has been spending a lot of time with her bicorn friend of late. I thought it was okay since they were both already married, but now my wife keeps asking what I think of random monsters on the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762761
Time to for you and the waife to use the panic stable, anon. Only leave after producing 3 unidaughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else cant sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762819
nah, i am trying to draw massive haku tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762819
see this wouldn't be a problem if i had an ushi to fuck me unconscious every night, morning and afternoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762819
what I do for sleep if im struggling is I imagine myself entering an library opening a book and then reading the text.
like actually visually imagining the text on the book and reading , which is actually a lot harder then one would think but it detaches my mind from the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy going to cry myself to sleep once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762819
I want to massage and destress an overworked haku until she nods off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762868

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763205
i have great desires to have sex with an old and meaty banshee

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, visit the Stormwrought Coast, its always quite lovely this time of year.
Sure, it may ran most days, be it gentle and warm or harsh and hard, but you get to see the coastal, shipwreck city of the sahu salvagers along with seeing many other colorful girls that live there.

I do, however, recommend you take the land route lest you add a new ship to the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763297
nah imma just swim there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763313
>Anon jumps into the water to swim to the coast
>Arrives some time later with a mershark wife that kidnapped him halfway through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763326
>sank all the way to bottom and got a prehistoic sea wurm wife for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763297
but what can i find on the land route?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763390
raiju, thunderbird and electric blue barometz

[Anonymous No.]

imagine waking up in a town of hakus, righ t in the middle of college class about human men while naked and being 22

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763390
Well, if you come from the north you'd have to travel through the jungle which puts you at risk of savage ocelomeh warriors and the tribal amazons.
BUT along the way you'll be able to visit a few tropical harpy rookeries and even a village outside of their martial arts temples.

The southerly route will send you along the more rocky shores where a few sea wyverns lurk to pray upon ships for husbands along with starting your journey in the 'Free Port" of Silver Shore, a raucus town that may rob you of your virginity and your wallet if you aren't careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763436
>'Free Port" of Silver Shore, a raucus town that may rob you of your virginity and your wallet if you aren't careful.
sounds like they need a hero to sort them out, I'm sure i can handle it as a lvl 3 pally

[Anonymous No.]

Haha
Imagine you get boobhatted and then milk starts dripping down on you.

[Anonymous No.]

This could be heaven or this could be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

another day, another shitposter triggered by loli
Im almost tempted to spam sabbath propaganda to flush them out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763690
It's more fun to just have the knowledge that, every time I post one, someone somewhere is seething uncontrollably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763690
You'd think they'd be simply indifferent at most about loli if they got into MGE of all things. Always struck me as odd when they start bitching about it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with monsters that won't take a "no thank you"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763690
>another shitposter triggered by loli

Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763932
pocket sand

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi Oni milk is garbage!

2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763967
it's too spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763967
mint chocolate chip

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763967
>message paid for by Big Milk
I will keep drinking the ushi milk

[Anonymous No.]

You should not hurt or kill mamonos expect nigger elfs/black doggo/amazooon and batcat, those are not even animals and deserve to be shred appart by .50

[Anonymous No.]

>yknow mice don't actually prefer chee-

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764114
Based anti-femdom psycho anon

[Anonymous No.]

good morning sirs, I love the catbats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764299
BIG

M
E
A
T
Y

TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764299
Oh no, she's going to get tailpussy drunk. Someone better call Dr. Horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764410
I love ded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764410
I want to stick my beer between those undead boobs to keep it cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764410
why should the thread live if im going to sleep without a bunyip again tonight

[Anonymous No.]

You have to watch out for the spines, but if you can get a grip on the manticore tail, she is at your mercy.
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764372
>>40764310
I want to have my entire face sloppily engulfed while "kissing" her tail, which would slowly get me drunk, while she gives me a wet, giggly blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute, funny fox I can't post here for obvious reasons.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100098006
Look at the size of that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40763648
looks more like purgatory to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764532
Or just a typical day spent with cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764532
more like purrgatory

[Anonymous No.]

How do you escape the attentions of the cheshire? No matter how I run she just teleports and I go facefirst into her cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764700
Grab her by her meaty hips, spit on her asshole and and you can probably figure out the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764700
try crouch-walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764749
>anon tries to outsmart the cheshire by crouch-walking
>it works so far until she teleports nearby again
>facefirst into her pussy
yeah it seemed like a viable option at first but now its out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764700
Go for the romantic approach, it is her weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764700
trick her with the promise of tuna into opening a can of Surströmming

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757848
>>40757891
IIRC KC has mentioned draugr being upgraded ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764700
Grab the back of her neck, enjoy your new cheshire onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764845
I'd like to see her try and remain smug during that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764763
DOWN SYNDROME CHESH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764950
she is down WITH THE SICKNESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765022
Oh no, I hope she gets better soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765072
This gif always looked like it would come with a dialogue box, what is Chesh saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765091
Your IP address, the actual one, not the one your VPN is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765121
W-What? How does she know it?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765146
That's not important. What is important is what she is going to do with such information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765193
Chesh is the hacker 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765196
You buy curtains and a dog to deal with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765196
*exploding van*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765196
Chesh does seem like the kind of cat that would stick a realmsilver pipebomb in Anon's mailbox because he can't take a hint

[Anonymous No.]

What is cutest?
>Low level human adventurer with a over-level monster girl wife
or
>Over leveled human hero with low level monster girl wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765249
I want the former. The latter is also cute, but it fits adopted daughter more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765249
both are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>"You want me to eat the heart-shaped fruit? Why? Turn me into a succubus- what? Anon please stop talking nonsense!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765379
Please, I don't want to lose a bet to that smug Cupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765249
Mid level human adventurer with a smol monster sidekick

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765412
Every moderately successful adventure needs his own hype gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765379
gonna go to a feminist rally and hand out free prisoner fruit smoothies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765401
>>40765422
Don't feed the shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40764700
accelerated backhopping will allow you to move fast enough that she can't reliably predict where you'll be, and if she does teleport correctly, you'll have enough momentum to just blast her into the sky

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince the pharaoh to let my people go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765464
We'll be right back, we just want to get McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765464
Have you asked the frogs for help yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40762341
You think you can best a Brotherhood of steel knight?
AD VICOTRIAM!
which monster would actually join the bos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765464
>step through the minor stuff to threaten the first-born
>ofc first you have to give her a first-born
[meme of blackman tapping his forehead]

[Anonymous No.]

Nice monster girl picture, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

don't you have your thread up on /tg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765484
She'll be sad if you don't bring her some too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765753
Oh of course, I'd be happy to, I just thought it might be beneath her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765453
Cheshire-chan chasing you around in a garry's mod map!

[Anonymous No.]

why are dark mages so good?

[Anonymous No.]

how hard would a haku sensei seethe at anon correcting a small grammar mistake she made while writing something on the chalkboard? Would beastly cowgirl happen on the poor anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40766150
They are soft in all the right places

[Anonymous No.]

>>40766416
Anon, I can hear her already running your way and she got the ruler in hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>40765249
Low level monstergirl adventurers are the cutest

>>40765265
>The latter is also cute, but it fits adopted daughter more.
Daughterwife, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40766523
No, pure daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

Invest in wifecoin

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of maid would you like to have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40766605
Better investment than those weirdly drawn Kakuen portraits.
Even captcha says MNKYN

[Anonymous No.]

If you weren't made to worship onis then why do they enjoy you kissing and touching their muscles so much?
Checkmate, non-musclefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40766651
cause thats what YOU like, i dislike muscles on monsters and I love pudgy monsters but to each their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>40766651
I was made to worship Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40766651
>Love muscle monster
>Worship muscle monster muscles
>Knock her up
>Abs are soon a thing of the past
>Quads are still melon crushing but with thin layer of fat
>Biceps follow suit
>After kid is born she gets fit again
>Knock her up
Sisyphean

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>>40766761
The perfect loop.

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>>40766614
A stern dom-ish kiki maid. I don't care if it is considered vanilla. Kikimora is just so great.

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>>40766670
I used to be a musclefag but as I get older I realize that soft is what I really want. Maybe there's a healthy middle ground somewhere.

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>>40766433
and they are massive tits
>>40766868
muscles are hard but soft is both better to cuddle with, better to grope and makes greater pillows

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>>40766614
A non-evil, not murderous maid would be nice. Entoma best grill, but only Robutt and Yuri can restrain themselves around red click beetles like us.

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>>40766868
there is, venus shaped women, they are some with muscle but with tasteful softness

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the meaty the mage, the stronger she is

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>>40766984
Most of the venus art I've seen is tall, ultra-curvy and super feminine MILFs, with maybe 10% showing any visible muscle. It's fantastic but maybe not the perfect compromise.

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Venus means fat?

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>>40767099
affirmative

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>>40767099
not really, its still chubby but the women depicted like >>40767065 said. It aint for everyone t b h

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>>40767224
but >>40767065
is pretty gross tho

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>>40767236
pic is more strongfat than venus t b h. this more venus

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>>40767099
Venus is something like
>>40766879
>>40766150
>>40762760
Pudge and muscle are optional, but being big and super-curvy with huge soft tits and wide hips is the baseline.

>>40767236
I wasn't that clear, I wasn't saying Oga is a good example of venus, but she is soft + muscle.

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>>40763967
fuck you. dont be mean to ushis. we dont tolerate that here.

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>>40767291
ushis smell

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>>40767065
Oga is greaat.

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>>40767065
Top Oni

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im getting high again tonight. my friends mentioned that i have iron lungs. i will impress the worm.

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>>40766150
Dark Mages are sexy, seductive, smug, soft in the right places and slutty brat material. I guess they're pretty good as adults, too.

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i want to fall asleep on shog's body

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Oni superiority

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>>40767376
How all mages are as well as socks and domestic p’orcs

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>>40767407
I want to fall asleep in shog's body

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>>40767424
Oh man this one's Blueberry Xtreme flavored

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>>40767424
>>40767446
I would drink their milk to get drunk and it would seem it’s gonna have a funky taste

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>>40767446
I like cola flavor but there's nothing wrong with blue

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>>40767467
I am jealous of tha cat

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>>40766651
I love cuddling, cooking big meals, and big muscles, boobs and horns
I was made to be broken by Minotaurs

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>>40749569

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>>40767530
The eel

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darkslimes are underated. theres a unique appeal to slimes that i cannot describe in words. also, i got mindflayer on one of those slot machine thingies a few days ago and i've kept the tab open ever since.

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>>40767611
The dumb friend shaped faces are a part of it but definitely not the whole appeal.

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>>40767611
They are cute but I personally cannot love to a pile of living goo

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>>40767611
I never really got slimes, even though most have really likeable profiles and gimmicks. I think I just love the look and feel of human skin too much.

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>Powerful toad just punches heroes with her tongue

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>>40767639
but why not?
>>40767659
to me, i think the uniqueness of the goopy 'skin' is a major appeal. id definitely rather it not be super messy, but i wouldnt even mind

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>>40767674
I like to be able to grope withou sinking into sonething

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>>40749569

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>>40767628
I'd even marry one that has her main face like that.
>>40767727
It's fun to go in a bathtub with one though.

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>>40767727
they can change their viscocity, cant they? so they can go from being completely squishy and slimey to completely rigid and human-ish

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>>40767775
I’d marry a slime more readily then if she had a normal face

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>>40767563
the surreal eel

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>>40767436
>>40767407
Both sounds very comfy. Slime girl therapy.

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>have an extreme neurotic hatred for being wet and sticky
>aquatic and slimy girls all have adorable personalities and gorgeous designs

It's not fair.

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>>40767886
exposure therapy

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>>40749569

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>>40767362
You can't impress her if you die from cancer

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>>40764299
Cripes, even as stacked as she is that's too much alcohol at once. Also:
>tfw your dick begins to resemble the dimensions of a wine bottle

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Can succubi be anymore obvious with their corruption?
>Nun convent is filled with saggy old dried up hags and young flat bodied girls
>All of a sudden the younger sisters are much more flirtatious and well endowed
>The older sisters are now clearly much younger and fill out their habits much better

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>>40767931
stop posting these here, nobody wants the fucking soulsborn fic stuff here

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>>40767951
weeds not bad from that. plus ive only smoked like 5 times.

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>>40767362
>>40767951
Wisp-Wonderland illuminatis confirmed. They wanted to hide the truth, but they can't. I know where they put it. It's in the same place they put the extra colors, stomach melting, and tracers. LICK THE TRUTH UNTIL IT TURNS BLUE. WHY IS THE SKY MADE OF DOTS? JIMMY HOFFA WORKS AT A TRUCK STOP IN IDAHO.

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>>40767997
>Olders sisters look like 30-40 years old

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>>40767997
They could be a lot more obvious, but where's the fun in that?

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>>40768097
Finding out that they suddenly converted to the Fallen God could be fun though.

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>>40768097
i think it would be quite sexy if they got converted into another church of our milky lady

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dragon nuns are best nus

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>>40768201
Can I have a undead nun instead?

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>>40768226
here ya go

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>>40768235
>clean spooky nun's face
>tell her how beautiful she is
>spooky nun becomes blushing nun

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___ elves

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>>40768285
nun elves

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>>40768285
portable elves

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>>40768285
Office.

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>>40768292
more

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>>40768226
Excellent taste

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nuns, number one