Onii-chan, Jessica Onee-chan told me you are still a virgin at the age of 19. This is a shame to the Ushiromiya's name! I shall proceed to solve your problem once for all.

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Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:24:12 2010 No.4067901 [Reply] [Original]

Onii-chan, Jessica Onee-chan told me you are still a virgin at the age of 19. This is a shame to the Ushiromiya's name! I shall proceed to solve your problem once for all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:25:12 2010 No.4067912 cool story sis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:25:12 2010 No.4067914 File: 290 KB, 620x877, ab222baead42564173a1c1ef44841f0fc5b1a942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067901 BITCH, PLEASE.

>>	IN elite !EiENTeirl2 Mon Jan 4 21:26:12 2010 No.4067923 How old was Ange at that point? 0-6 is bad for me...

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Jan 4 21:26:12 2010 No.4067925 He could still have his anal virginity guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:27:12 2010 No.4067932 File: 181 KB, 640x480, 7989074_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did Ange think about Batora's Beato obsession in ep. 6?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:27:12 2010 No.4067934 File: 288 KB, 480x640, 5981255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067925 Not a chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:28:12 2010 No.4067938 File: 68 KB, 617x466, battlerderp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067901 >implying Battler still a virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:28:12 2010 No.4067942 >>4067932 She was completely cool with it. In the past she pretty much said that as long as Beato stopped being a hooker about certain things, she'd even give them her blessing.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Mon Jan 4 21:31:12 2010 No.4067958 File: 56 KB, 289x299, 1262119128574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067914 DEM THIGHS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:33:12 2010 No.4067967 File: 48 KB, 641x519, dog-battler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067932 She was as confused as us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:36:12 2010 No.4067980 >>4067914 That's how Battler should have solved the issue of comatose-Beato. FUCK BEING CHAINED TO THE GAME, I WILL FUCKING RIP AND TEAR AND ASSGRAB, THERE, YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS SHIT, LET'S GO HAVE CRAZY WITCH SEX

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:36:12 2010 No.4067983 >>4067942 She was a bit confused as to why Battler would have such feelings for someone who had "repeatedly killed his family", however.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:37:12 2010 No.4067987 >>4067983 Exactly. That's what she was being a hooker about. Constantly murdering his family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:38:12 2010 No.4067997 >>4067934 Is that Kyrie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:39:12 2010 No.4068005 File: 262 KB, 838x612, beabato4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067932 Sort of bewildered but not angry about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:39:12 2010 No.4068010 >>4067997 Joshua buttraping him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:40:12 2010 No.4068017 >>4067997 Amakusa, actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:40:12 2010 No.4068018 >>4067967 What's Erika saying here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:40:12 2010 No.4068020 >>4068005 I see Ange represents fans of the story who are not shippers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:41:12 2010 No.4068025 >>4068017 But, how can one rape oneself? It's impossible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:42:12 2010 No.4068027 File: 25 KB, 505x232, 4ae1c979GN75zHtU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067983 >feelings for someone who had "repeatedly killed his family" I lol'd. Oh ryukishi

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:42:12 2010 No.4068029 File: 232 KB, 648x458, 1261106220185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068025 Siiiiiiigh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:43:12 2010 No.4068034 >>4067983 Ange is an anime-only watcher

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:43:12 2010 No.4068038 >>4068020 I would say that Erika represents them better since she was actually complaining that the beginning was focusing too much on love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:45:12 2010 No.4068047 >>4068038 So Ryukishi just killed his own fanbase on his story. While offending them using his self insert character. (Writer bitch)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:46:12 2010 No.4068053 File: 96 KB, 750x1000, besides rifyu i mean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068038 But what about people who ship Battler and Erika?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:46:12 2010 No.4068056 >>4068047 Only if you think Erika really represents the majority of the fanbase

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:47:12 2010 No.4068061 >>4068047 Ryukishi is pretty much a cunt. That whole expose on trust between writer and reader was just screaming "DON'T CRITICIZE ME, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:47:12 2010 No.4068065 Is it true that Ange said she thought of George as a "disgusting virgin"? Or was that a mistranslation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:48:12 2010 No.4068070 >>4068061 >Bark >"DON'T CRITICIZE ME, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:49:12 2010 No.4068074 >>4068065 no it is true

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:50:12 2010 No.4068078 >>4068034 So Featherine represents DEEN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:50:12 2010 No.4068081 >>4068074 Can you provide a screenshot of the scene in which she said that, please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:50:12 2010 No.4068082 >>4068065 I thought it was "creepy virgin" not "disgusting".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:52:12 2010 No.4068091 >>4068078 No Erika represents DEEN, just click Suspicion in the Music Box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:53:12 2010 No.4068095 While the virgin part was totally uncalled for, George is indeed pretty fucking creepy, especially if Shkannon is confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:53:12 2010 No.4068097 And Erika had a boyfriend too. Judging by his personality, they probably fucked like bunnies. First Rosa, now Erika and Ange. They see me trollan'.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:53:12 2010 No.4068099

>>4067967
Erika: If you say 'Please, Erika-sama, treat me like a dog for the rest of my life, and I swear to abide by the collar you fasten around my neck' then I won't use this ring...

Battler: I'll...I...

Erika: Oh? I'm afraid I can't hear you.

Battler: I'll...never...never forgive...

Erika: For humiliating you like this?

Battler: No! I'll never...forgive you...for touching Beato's ring...with...your filthy hands...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:54:12 2010 No.4068102 >>4068065 >>4068082 Hopefully George kicks the bitch in the jaw and shows her how wrong she is afterwords.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:54:12 2010 No.4068103 >>4068082 Ange said she hates gentlemen like George because they're like creepy virgins

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:55:12 2010 No.4068110 >>4068099 >Battler: No! I'll never...forgive you...for touching Beato's ring...with...your filthy hands... Well, shit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:55:12 2010 No.4068111 >>4068099 I wish Erika would talk to me like that ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:56:12 2010 No.4068118 >>4068103 That's kind of mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:56:12 2010 No.4068119 >>4068099 Oh, so the whole wedding scene is a big "LET'S TROLL BATTLER" extravaganza? Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:56:12 2010 No.4068120 >>4068102 >Hopefully, George rapes her and shows her how wrong she is afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:57:12 2010 No.4068125 >>4068103 Well, fuck you Ange. Now you're officially in my slut list. Erika? I think I can forgive her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:57:12 2010 No.4068127 >>4068099 >Battler: No! I'll never...forgive you...for touching Beato's ring...with...your filthy hands... Best husbando ever when he's not being an abusive asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:57:12 2010 No.4068128 >>4068119 Fuck, that's all Umineko is, Ryukishi must be an M type since his protagonist keeps being treated like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:58:12 2010 No.4068129 I'd rather have Battler becoming a gentleman and raping her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:58:12 2010 No.4068138 >>4068125 Erika is a slut too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:59:12 2010 No.4068142 >>4068128 Battler is the heroine, Japan agrees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:59:12 2010 No.4068143 >>4068129 Can't rape the willing, etc. In this case anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:00:12 2010 No.4068144 File: 984 KB, 640x2400, Eighteen and Seventeen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068119 Beatrice and Battler do their own bit of trolling at the very end, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:01:12 2010 No.4068152 >>4068138 Well yeah. She wants Battler's dick too. She's just even more of sadist than Beato so it doesn't work out. Plus she has to obey Bern.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:02:12 2010 No.4068154 File: 41 KB, 400x550, 8011594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068144 Why is that last frame so hot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:02:12 2010 No.4068155 >>4068144 Fuck yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:02:12 2010 No.4068160 >>4068138 She's never called anyone a creepy virgin. So, I'm cool with her. Ange can go and choke on a dick, for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:03:12 2010 No.4068161 >>4068152 Fuck, who DOESN'T want Battler's dick? This applies for real life also.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:04:12 2010 No.4068174 >>4068161 Kumasawa, Gohda, Genji, and possibly Kinzo. Oh, Nanjo too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:04:12 2010 No.4068175 >>4068152 More like she'll settle for Battler because she can't have Bern. Lambda told her to step off her woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:04:12 2010 No.4068186 File: 316 KB, 838x732, 297a5ee73ce0a848050ff912d1596f5f92f28820..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068175 Super Paper is the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:04:12 2010 No.4068187 >>4068144 For some reason, I thought of Sekiha Rabu Rabu Tenkyoken, but with red and trolling.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:05:12 2010 No.4068189

>>4068047

Writer Bitch isn't a deus ex machina nor is she Ryukishi's author avatar.

Wildly varying interpretations of what really occurred on Rokkenjima have been talked about for awhile. Even before that, Higurashi was called a novel even though we had Bernkastel and Lambda chatting each other up already.

Writer Bitch just also happens to be a witch who saw through Battler's eyes and wrote shit down accordingly.

Unless 4chan has lied to me. =D

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:05:12 2010 No.4068195 >>4068175 >Lambda told her to step off her woman. 34 is really a white knight for Bern.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:06:12 2010 No.4068199 Ryuukishi is a virgin too. He probably is having turnons while he writes his damaged goods calling him a creepy virgin because he's a fucking masochist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:06:12 2010 No.4068210 >>4068187 Well, that scene DOES have Battler and Beatrice holding an antique pistol together with their fingers on the trigger...

from seacats board Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:07:12 2010 No.4068211
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"...... Where is... Lambda... ?"

Just be saying that, it felt like I was admitting defeat... That rankled in me. Even though she was always there making noises and latching onto me when I didn't want her to... When I finally call her name, she doesn't answer...

Is she making fun of me? Where... is this?

Feeling that watching an ending I could already foresee happening was stupid. I left the great hall. Maybe I could find a cool terrace to spend the time while waiting for that farce in the great hall to end.

"Well, it's true that I kept on going in the direction where there were no people... But for there not to be a single soul here is too much..."

Am I, the great Bernkastel... lost?

As if this sort of miracle could ever happen.

Yes... There exists no miracles in this world. For a miracle to occur, there must be a "time that will never arrive" that is almost equivalent to an endless time. So for something like a miracle to happen in this place which has no such time... That is not a miracle, but someone's plan. In other words, I've been sucked into someone's plan now, made to walk this weird corridor...

A cat. It sounded like a cat. But there can't be a miracle of a cat in this sort of place...

This sort of miracle is "not allowed". If it's not a miracle, then it is a sign... to lead me in that direction.

Fine... It might be a new happening that will ease my boredom. If this turns out to be one of Lambda's new games... I'll make her use her tongue to cover her whole body with honey as a reward and stick parasols in her eyes so that she won't do it again.

Ep 6 ???? Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:07:12 2010 No.4068213

The corridor is dark, but there is a presence.

Two emerald green eyes. Probably those of a cat. A black cat.

"Are you the one who called me? Or are you someone's messenger?"

Looking down at my feet, I could see bright red cat footprints leading to the cat eyes. An eerie footprint... as if it had stepped in some blood.

As my eyes grew accustomed to the darkness, it looked as if the footprints floated slightly in the dark. Not that it was glowing, but it served its purpose as a sign that I should follow it. As if asking me to follow, the cat turned and looked at me then walked off into the darkness.

What is this? This mysterious feeling. This feeling that I haven't felt in a long time, ever since I assumed the name of the cruelest witch in the world. Waht this feeling is... Somehow, I can't really remember. But... for me, who is tired of boredom... This must be interesting.

Walking down that dark corridor, I followed the cat. Forward... Turning... Sometimes going down stairs... And, I'm not sure because it was dark... I entered through a gap of a door.

"...... This is?"

I couldn't hear the cat footsteps, but the bloody footprints continued. In the distance, a white spotlight of light... The cat from before... was eating something frmo a bowl. I see... So that's your reward for bringing me here.

"Cat... I know I'm bothering your dinner... but why don't you get your owner to come... It couldn't be... You can't be the one who asked me to come here, right?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:07:12 2010 No.4068215 >>4068189 >Higurashi was called a novel A lot of people forget this but there was a Higurashi novel in Higurashi also.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:08:12 2010 No.4068218 >>4068199 You sound offend by something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:08:12 2010 No.4068219 >>4068210 Well, shit... That's awesome. I'd say I'd like to see that get animated but....

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:08:12 2010 No.4068224

It didn't even turn to look at me. Well, it's just a beast. Maybe if I kick it, it'll run to its owner...

[kicking sound]

"Hmm."

After kicking the cat, it flew against the wall like a stuffed animal and stayed there before disappearing into the darkness.

What's with this cat? An illusion?

"Tsk."

When I looked down at the bowl, it was blood covered raw meat.

"What is this... This bad taste treatment."

"Kicking it... was not a nice thing to do."

When I heard that voice, all my hair stood on end. Then, the surroundings began to brighten. But before the lights turned on, Bernkastel already knew where this was.

AuAu: It is, you know... That cat.
Bern: ......
AuAu: A cat that eats flesh... A cat who's learnt how to choose paths... It's been a while.
Bern: If you didn't make me learn it... It is a path I wouldn't have chosen. You monster who taught me the taste of flesh... So you've revived... Featherine Auaurora.
AuAu: Augustus Aurora... How many times have I told you, yet you never learn. That's fine. That too is nostalgic... I heard a lot of rumours about you: how you've taken the name of the witch of miracles, Bernkastel, and how you've been playing with kakera in unpraiseworthy ways.
Bern: I was only doing things you would... But in the end, I am no match for you. If what I did was unpraiseworthy... You've done things a hundred times worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:08:12 2010 No.4068227 >>4068211 Fuck yeah, translation of the Episode 6 hidden tea party

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:09:12 2010 No.4068230

Bernkastel sat in an antique chair in a manner that showed she was purposely doing things her own way.

AuAu: What are you afraid of? I am merely enjoying meeting with my longest serving miko again... Were you so bothered by the cat familiar just now?

Bern's actions looked as if they were relaxed, but to that Featherine, she seemed to be saying "don't be afraid". And from that expression on Bern's face... It seems Featherine had hit the nail on the head.

Bern: There's only so much insinuation I can take... A cat who eats blood-covered flesh and walks around leaving a trail of blood?
AuAu: ...... Don't be afraid... Look closely... Where is this cat whose dropping its face in bloody flesh? All there is is a plate of biscuits given to it as a reward for bringing you here.
Bern: ......

And as if it was a mirage... There was the plate full of cute biscuits.

Bern: Tcht.

Bern didn't bother to hide her displeased expression. Featherine shrugged her shoulders as she muttered,"You just never change, do you child?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:09:12 2010 No.4068231 >>4068061 Isn't that the opposite of what he's saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:09:12 2010 No.4068232 >>4068219 DEEN wouldn't have them touching.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:09:12 2010 No.4068236

Bern: As usual, you're such an unpleasant person... But now I'm quite satisfied... Mimcking what you've done... was not really boring.
AuAu: Go ahead and tell me off as you like, like when we parted. That was the present I gave you.
Bern: That you like a bad-mouthed miko because it's not boring? Tcht... How stupid. If that makes you so happy, I'd rather stuff up my mouth... So, why did you call me here?
AuAu: Beatrice's game seems to have ended with Battler's victory. I've been watching... It's been very interesting.
Bern: ... You must have been interested in watching my clumsy role, haven't you?
AuAu: Oh no, it was a good performance. Even Beato must be thanking you.
Bern: ... Hmm... And? If you're here to ask me to recite Beato's game, I refuse... I am no longer your miko.
AuAu: I've watched all of Beato's games, Lambda's game, Battler's game... All of them have entertained me very much. I even have my own answers to all the mysteries... Culprit, motive, each trick... The riddle I haven't completely solved, but I have a deduction that I believe will be solved once I visit Rokkenjima.
Bern: And?
AuAu: Of course, as long as there isn't a single truth, my deduction is but one of many allowed possibilities. But that is within the scope of possibilities. It's just a matter of elimination.
Bern: What? You want me to debate Beato's game with you?
AuAu: No. Child, what I want you to do is reconcile the answers.

At Featherine's words, Bern had a slight reaction. But that slight reaction did not escape the notice of her former mistress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:10:12 2010 No.4068240 >>4068232 DEEN would turn it into Battler pointing an AK-47 in Beato's face/cowtits.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:10:12 2010 No.4068242

AuAu: As an actor in a play, you've been through many different stories. Through that process, you've come to realize various truths, haven't you? However, there still remains some riddles that Beato created that even you do not know the answers to. Is that not so?
Bern: ...... I see... You want me to take up the role of biting into the innards and dragging them out, don't you?
AuAu: At the end of the play, reading a pamphlet and understanding the backstage happenings of the play, is as you say, like having tea after a meal. It's luxurious, but something that cannot be missed out.
Bern: When it is alive, you play with it and cherish it... Once it dies, you eat up its flesh to fill up your stomach... For you, a cat has double uses, doesn't it? Go die, you monster.
AuAu: I want to reconcile the answers... And don't you want to know?
Bern: ......
AuAu: Just think of it as if it's burying Beato's bones and I'm asking you to carry out that funeral rite. What about that, my child?
Bern: ... That's a way of requesting that more befits my tastes.

With a click of Featherine's fingers, a spotlight falls on the pile of books spread on the table.
And there... was a folded game board of Beato's game.
And there... was a stack of folded game boards of Beato's game. With
With a twirl of her finger, the witch of observation opened one of the game boards. On it, the black and white pieces slipped into their positions.

AuAu: The game board and the pieces are all here.

With a flurry of flapping, the book flipped from the first page to the last, closed itself and then flew to the side of the game board. There were all the movements of the previous games... All recorded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:10:12 2010 No.4068248 >>4068215 Really? I haven't read the Higurashi SN yet, so...

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:10:12 2010 No.4068250

Bern: ... I see... All that's missing is the player and the reciter.
AuAu: The tea is not enough. The dried peaches are also not enough, but those will be prepared.
Bern: ...... All right... If you'll add in some daifuku, I'll start...
AuAu: The discussion is complete.
Bern: I have one condition.
AuAu: Hohhh, and that is... ?
Bern: I am the reciter, you know... I have no love, so I might come up with all sorts of weird explanations... But how it is read... is all up to the reciter~
AuAu: All I want is to reconcile the answers. I have no interest in the story. I have no interest in what kind of tale you weave. I see... I finally understand what it is you want to do. All right.
Bern: ... You'll accept it, of course? The condition.
AuAu: That's fine. I want to know the answers. You want to vent your resentment. The negotiations are complete.

With another click of her fingers, a large chair appears. It was a throne... that didn't fit the room's decorations.
[picture of Battler's portrait appears]
No...It was familiar... that throne...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:11:12 2010 No.4068253 >>4068240 And then the tits bounce a little bit.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:11:12 2010 No.4068255
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AuAu: I accept your conditions. You may seat yourself. The game master is... you.
Bern: ... You're sure? You're really, really sure? [BERNTWISTEDFACEHERE]
AuAu: To vent your resentment, you can create any story you want. I have no interest in that. But I also have a condition. You must resolve all the answers I want. No secrets or hiding things.
Bern: Ufufufufufufufufuf... Leave it to me. Splitting up the innards and dragging out all that is inside is that I do best... It's what you taught me to do.
AuAu: I will make the tea... Not with magic, but by my own hands. The mistress will prepare tea for her miko.
Bern: Beato used to say that to enjoy tea, its best to have a witch as your companion.
AuAu: For us... it's different, isn't it? Fufufufufufufufu.

And without knowing when, the plate of biscuits disappeared in a whiff of red bubbles... and returned to a pile of minced meat. No... Not just meat... Innards. Intestines.

AuAu + Bern: To drink tea... it is best to do it with FELLOW MONSTERS."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:11:12 2010 No.4068258 File: 71 KB, 590x800, bern..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068224 >It didn't even turn to look at me. Well, it's just a beast. Maybe if I kick it, it'll run to its owner... OH BERN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:12:12 2010 No.4068264 >>4068253 And then, riiight before Battler pulls the trigger, there's a spontaneous cut to Lambda and Bern having a conversation while standing very, very far away from each other, not even making eye contact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:12:12 2010 No.4068266 File: 51 KB, 320x375, 1259447489483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4067901 DAT ZETTAI RYOUIKI

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:13:12 2010 No.4068267
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After the credits:

Bern: ... Let's begin the placement of the pieces. This would be the 7th game then?
AuAu: Yes... It's an auspicious number.
Bern: But not to Beato.

Bern slowly lifted up a black piece. That was the piece that represent Beato. A piece that is sometimes a king... Sometimes a queen, a knight... But that is only when it is promoted. Right now it is but a pawn... A garbage piece. So the placement of the pieces... From then on, the witches' game begins. And so Bernkastel slowly raised up Beato's piece.

Initial position...

D8 - Beatrice.

end

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:14:12 2010 No.4068277 >>4068248 At the end of Himatsubushi-hen, Akasaka and Ooishi decide to write a book about the unknown events of Hinamizawa and name it "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:15:12 2010 No.4068279 >>4068267 Bern sure is butthurt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:15:12 2010 No.4068281 >>4068236 > but I have a deduction that I believe will be solved once I visit Rokkenjima. Wait, AuAu's going to Rokkenjima? Hm... >>4068250 >>4068255 Well fuck, Episode 7 really is going to be a total trollfest. BERRRRNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:16:12 2010 No.4068290 >>4068267 Wow, so is 7 really going to be the end of Umineko?

>>	Hanyuu !3TMyo/AUAU Mon Jan 4 22:17:12 2010 No.4068295 Oh look. Featherine is 100 times for evil than Bern. Fuck you, Ryukishi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:18:12 2010 No.4068300 >>4068290 Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:18:12 2010 No.4068303 >>4068267 >D8 - Beatrice. Is this...supposed to mean anything significant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:18:12 2010 No.4068305 Oh god, I can never look at Higurashi the same way again;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:18:12 2010 No.4068306 File: 124 KB, 500x625, 7935281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068267 P-protect your waifu, Battler!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:19:12 2010 No.4068312 File: 295 KB, 675x567, 1253506222447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068295 DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:19:12 2010 No.4068313 >>4068290 No. 7 will be answers, 8 will be BATTLER FUCKING RUINING WITCHES AND WHORES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:20:12 2010 No.4068315 Assuming ANYONE in Umineko is a virgin is a grave error.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:20:12 2010 No.4068316 File: 18 KB, 400x400, 547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068306 He'll fail I'm sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:20:12 2010 No.4068318 >>4068303 d8 is the position on a chessboard where the black queen is initially placed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:21:12 2010 No.4068322 >>4068303 D8 is the spot for the Black Queen. Also Battler said he would kill Beato, right? Stop breaking your promises, Battler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:21:12 2010 No.4068324 >>4068313 I wouldn't get your hopes up, Ryukishi seems apprehensive to make Battler do something badass for very long.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:22:12 2010 No.4068327

>>4068295
I'd say Bern is still more cruel. It's obvious Featherine wants the truth but is still content with playing around a little. Bern wants to completely crush and destroy any thought or mention of Beatrice, preferably in the cruelest and most disgusting way. If she takes down others during this, it is of no loss to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:22:12 2010 No.4068328 >>4068315 Oh god.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:22:12 2010 No.4068331

>>4068255
>AuAu: I will make the tea... Not with magic, but by my own hands. The mistress will prepare tea for her miko.
>Bern: Beato used to say that to enjoy tea, its best to have a witch as your companion.
>AuAu: For us... it's different, isn't it? Fufufufufufufufu.
>And without knowing when, the plate of biscuits disappeared in a whiff of red bubbles... and returned to a pile of minced meat. No... Not just meat... Innards. Intestines.
>AuAu + Bern: To drink tea... it is best to do it with FELLOW MONSTERS."

FUCK YEAH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:22:12 2010 No.4068333 >>4068255 I came

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:22:12 2010 No.4068335 >>4068306 More like get captured again or be on the verge of losing when Beato/Ange/Erika/Other female comes to save him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:22:12 2010 No.4068336 File: 77 KB, 310x438, 7966870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068316 Nooo, we already went through that in ep5! Man up, Battler, Beato can't fight all your battles for you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:23:12 2010 No.4068340 >>4068331 So... wait a tic.... Rika and Hanyuu are total assholes now? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:23:12 2010 No.4068342 So since Erika has been banished for all eternity is Dlanor on Battler's side now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:24:12 2010 No.4068353 >>4068340 >Rika and Hanyuu are total assholes now? Now? Like they weren't before? You're kind of slow, aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:24:12 2010 No.4068354 >>4068316 I wonder if Ange and Moetrice talked about anything while Moetrice was in Featherine's library.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:25:12 2010 No.4068358 >>4068342 Wouldn't Dlanor be on Bern's side since Erika was Bern's piece?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:25:12 2010 No.4068359 >>4068342 Not sure. I assume we'll find out in Episode 7.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:26:12 2010 No.4068365 File: 496 KB, 1660x1050, 8018605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068336 There is nothing in the world that can make Battler competent enough to save anyone. We should just stop expecting him to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:26:12 2010 No.4068366 >>4068353 Hanyuu was never an asshole. Selfish, certainly, but she never enjoyed seeing people suffering. And Rika =/= Bernkastel, fuck you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:26:12 2010 No.4068367 >>4068340 "Bern" Rika and Hanyuu killed thousands of good little Rikas across the sea of kakera by taking over their mind with parts of Bern.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:27:12 2010 No.4068369 File: 533 KB, 1000x1000, 7509475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068342 We don't even know what role Battler will be playing. Last we saw him, he was celebrating being married.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:27:12 2010 No.4068370 Anyone else feel bad for Erika? Her fate feels more sad than satisfying, considering that she's the only one that dies in Umineko.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:27:12 2010 No.4068371 >>4068358 But Bernkastel is obviously not acting as Game Master in the traditional fashion (being present in lower meta, etc.). She's controlling the pieces from above.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:27:12 2010 No.4068374 >>4068267 I don't get it, Beatrice is a black pawn and Bern just moved it to where the Black Queen is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:28:12 2010 No.4068376 >>4068369 Huh? I thought the wedding was interrupted...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:28:12 2010 No.4068377 File: 71 KB, 595x600, 1250901057153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068366 yeah, sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:28:12 2010 No.4068383 >>4068370 She will probably be back by next Episode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:28:12 2010 No.4068384 File: 71 KB, 286x209, dfc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4068370 Erika deserves more. She is the most attractive Umineko character. And she really loves Battler.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:29:12 2010 No.4068385

>>4068370
Yeah, but that's just because all the characters are turning very unsympathetic.

I don't even like meta Battler anymore because he's so fucking useless, as someone else said, he's basically the heroine of Umineko, the only characters I care about are piece Battler, Rudolf, and probably Erika and Dlanor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:29:12 2010 No.4068386 >>4068376 That was Erika's wedding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:30:12 2010 No.4068392 >>4068386 There was another wedding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:30:12 2010 No.4068395 >>4068392 Yes. Battler and Beatrice get married in the Episode 6 tea party.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:30:12 2010 No.4068396 >>4068384 >And she really loves Bern. Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:31:12 2010 No.4068397 >>4068392 After Beatrice crashed the party, Battler and Beatrice hot married. It was as cheesy as it sounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:31:12 2010 No.4068401 >>4068392 Yes, after Erika was defeated all of the couples used the wedding setting to get married themselves.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:31:12 2010 No.4068402
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>But that is only when it is promoted. Right now it is but a pawn... A garbage piece. So the placement of the pieces... From then on, the witches' game begins. And so Bernkastel slowly raised up Beato's piece.

>Initial position...
>D8 - Beatrice.

>Bern is putting a pawn in the space that a queen goes in

THIS SEEMS ODDLY FAMILIAR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:31:12 2010 No.4068404 >>4068384 I know! How could you look at >>4068099 and see anything but love? Clearly she's trying to keep Battler around as a slave so Bern won't just execute him, riiiiight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:32:12 2010 No.4068406 >>4068384 Wait, she doesn't like Battler at all, the fuck you saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:33:12 2010 No.4068413 >>4068406 What are you on? Erika is simply yandere for hi, and she needs to pretend to be cruel because Bern does not approve of their love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:33:12 2010 No.4068414 >>4068384 inb4 this level of reasoning is possible for a drunk anon copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:35:12 2010 No.4068421 >>4068413 Bern set them up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:35:12 2010 No.4068422 >>4068402 Except Bern isn't putting Beatrice's piece on the white side of the board, so it's not quite the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:35:12 2010 No.4068423 >>4068402 I'm confused, Bern is putting Beatrice (a black pawn) in D8 (the place of the black queen). What could she try to accomplish by doing that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:35:12 2010 No.4068424 I like that the theme of Uminekos is love, and yet every single person is a total bastard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:36:12 2010 No.4068427 >>4068255 Evil Bern is so ridicuously evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:37:12 2010 No.4068431 >>4068422 Wouldn't the GM play on the white side of the board however? I seem to recall Battler and Erika dueling with the logic error room and Battler using white pieces for his moves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:37:12 2010 No.4068433 >>4068401 That's awesome and practical. No need to waste a good wedding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:37:12 2010 No.4068435 >>4068424 Well, Piece Battler is a good dude. And Hideyoshi. Rudolf.... Kuwasama.... damn, that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:38:12 2010 No.4068437 >>4068376 He wed Beato. Shanon wed George. Kanon wed Jessica. Eva was giving tips of how to waifu to Shannon. Natsuhi blushed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:38:12 2010 No.4068440 >>4068433 It sorta came out of nowhere though. "So we just beat the episode's Big Bad - who wants to get married?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:38:12 2010 No.4068443 >>4068370 Not really. She was shoved in the middle of a story she didn't belong in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:39:12 2010 No.4068444 >>4068431 No, the black pieces are the witch side, the white pieces are the human side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:40:12 2010 No.4068451 >>4068444 I could have swore it was the opposite. Wouldn't the witch side make the first move, thus making them white?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:40:12 2010 No.4068452 >>4068435 >Well, Piece Battler is a good dude. lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:41:12 2010 No.4068454 >>4068437 Oh wow Battler, you really WANT TO BELIEVE, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:41:12 2010 No.4068456 >>4068451 Ryukishi went for the shitty WHITE IS GOOD, BLACK IS BAD LOL symbolism over standard chess rules.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:41:12 2010 No.4068457 >>4068437 Jessica and Kanon didn't get married. He just came back and Jessica started bawwwwing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:42:12 2010 No.4068460 >>4068457 And she's most likely lying about it. That fucking bitch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:42:12 2010 No.4068461 >>4068424 Well no one is absolutely good and perfect. I think all the human characters are realistically portrayed at the least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:42:12 2010 No.4068463 >>4068456 That's how I'm seeing it. Since Bern has control, we can expect one crazy game for EP 7.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:43:12 2010 No.4068466 >>4068461 Everyone either suffers from some kind of insane delusion, or are plotting to stab each other in the back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:43:12 2010 No.4068467 >>4068456 Well, that was a clever play on his part. Considering how many people fell for Trollkastel because OH SHE SAYS SHE'S THE CRUELEST WITCH AND SHE DRESSES IN DARK COLORS THAT MUST MEAN SHE'S NOT.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:43:12 2010 No.4068468 >>4068456 > White is good > Black is bad No, that's just what he made it seem like at first. So far, it's mostly seemed to be the other way around, especially with Erika and Bern on the white side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:44:12 2010 No.4068470 >>4068303 D8 is the position of the queen of the black pieces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:44:12 2010 No.4068471 >>4068463 EP7 might end up like some of the earlier arcs of Higurashi and have all of the family members killing each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:45:12 2010 No.4068480 >>4068468 Agreed.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:45:12 2010 No.4068482
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>>4068414
So after going through Episode 5, the main thing that kept bugging me was why Erika would do things like tape up every window in the guesthouse, listen to Battler sleeping, or try to frame Natsuhi. Then it all came to me. She is legitimately Yandere for Battler. She genuinely wanted him to have the headship, and she would destroy anything that threatened this. Erika taped the windows because she knew that one of the other adults could make a move to take the headship from Battler. Erika listened to Battler sleeping because she is creepy and wanted to make sure that none of the cousins tried anything to harm him. Her big story about Natsuhi was a bluff to get her to admit Kinzo's death so that Battler could properly inherit the headship, otherwise Natsuhi could claim that Kinzo was missing and delay the passing of the headship for a long time. In addition, ruining Natsuhi would get another obstacle out of Battler's way.

Erika just wanted his dick all along. This level of reasoning is possible for a drunk anon at 2 in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:47:12 2010 No.4068491 >>4068457 WHY IS JESSICA ALWAYS THE DIFFERENT ONE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:48:12 2010 No.4068494 >>4068457 she was crying because she realized he was Shannon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:49:12 2010 No.4068496 >>4068491 see >>4067544

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:50:12 2010 No.4068504 >>4068494 It all makes sense now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 22:51:12 2010 No.4068508 >>4068491 She's still in school and Kanon is underage. Shannon is underage as well, but I guess George can support her. Battler can do whatever he wants.

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