Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Anubi STILL rule the world!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802
good thing I F5ed

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!

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>Be anon, man riddled with a debilitating illness
>Tried out every human and mamono doctor but nothing has worked
>Book a visit a Greilia affiliated hospital
>Don't like lolis and know the implication of going to such a place, but ran out of options
>"Thanks for having me, sorry for asking but i would feel more comfortable with a more..."mature" medic, do you have anyone that fits the bill?
>No problem mister, but stinky old saggers are in the minority here so you'll have to settle with what we have
>Wait what did you say again?
>Nothing at all, please wait in this room the doctor will be here any second
>"Hopefully i'll get a Unicorn or a Cupid to fix me up, could even consider dating the girl if she's single, i'm kinda nervous
>Manticore in sexy nurse attire slams the door open

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>>40665802
Reality is often disappointing.

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>>40665820
>he's scared of lolis
point and laugh

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Jinkos are my world.

[Anonymous No.]

It's raining again

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>Error: You must wait 53 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
Where is my post?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40665858
>>40665900
Okay, there they are. I will not be stopped from appreciating strong tiger ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665970
sea squid dragon? what is she?

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God, what an uppity bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665997
no clue. reminded me of a dragon maid at first

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>>40666030
>>40665997
anon, I think genome spllcing is going too far, i dont even knwo what this gal is

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i wanna marry my monster teacher, how do i do this, im the dumiest student in the hole shool

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>iss chewsday innit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666121
Dammit Wurmborn

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>>40665858
what the fuck are dragons, jinkos, hellhounds and ushi onis doing in the maid academy? I dont get it. Is this their idea of rebelling against their parents?

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>>40666308
the convent was full

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>>40666308
Older sisters got the cave, windmill, and money. All they got was a stupid cat who promised them a prince if they went to her class

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>>40666312
Im going to steal the wurm mother superior from the covent in the middle of the day while she is giving a sermon

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>>40666308
Some people like exotic maids. It's why I help lazy maids fake their paperwork so they can get to work without going through some stuffy school

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>>40666308
Dragons are mere female lizards, these know their place.

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>>40666327
no wonder the quality of maids have been going down

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>>40666343
They make up for the lack of training with enthusiasm

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>>40666343
That's your own fault for choosing the maids from the "special education" class instead of one from those nice ojou maid families

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>>40666399
Monsters can't be retarded except the cute kind.

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>>40666377
>anon ordered takeout from the maid cafe
>it was a spicy charbroiled hotdog
this is nice and all but i'm still hungry

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>>40666377
>They make up for the lack of training with enthusiasm
thing is enthusiam cant fix broken plates, clean so well that the floor sparkles, cook food so good that you'd never need take out and know all your kinks without even looking at your browser history
>>40666399
Nah, I can just see the quality of maids overall, I think I might need to talk to a lich to bring back the greatest kiki of all time, the first maid to ever exist to see this and correct it

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>>40666343
Dragon maids are just as proficient as kikimoras! Them calling you a pathetic human or weak and unworthy Master are just things you have to put up with! Don't be racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666444
I think I should call up there old teacher to see if thats true

[Anonymous No.]

Hug a succ.

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>>40666465
her tits are giving me a standing ovation

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>>40666308
maybe its just what they wanted to do. maybe they have super supportive parents, egging them on at the baking championships. leave them be, theyre doing what makes them happy.

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>>40666430
You'd think the first maid would be one of those Sumerian tomb guardian monsters

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>>40666575
you would think so but it was a kiki
asode from that post
this is how i like monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666581
i want to climb meat mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666575
there were many branches on maids and maid theory before the maid wars.
eventually the primal kikimora came out on top and codified and ratified maid standards.

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>>40666631
What specifically constitutes a maid? There are plenty of jobs where certain aspects of maidwork are required others are absent.
>Washerwoman
>Scullery maid
>Wetnurse
>Nanny
Etc

[Anonymous No.]

Haha!
You are stuck in slime now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666595
me too i want to scale the milky mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666674
>D-do we really have to dress like this? We're going to catch anon regardless of if he wins or loses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666648
maid academy teaches the basics after which they need to specialize
the domestic maid cooks and keeps house. They're good with domestic chores, cooking and may hold extra knowledge in woodworking electrical and/or mechanical engineering to perform repairs on the fly
then there are the healthcare nursemaids who went through stringent training and are very particular about cleanliness. thw wetnurse, nanny, actual nurse, hospital custodians fall under this category
Combat maids are a niche focused more on, wel, combat. Trained in martial arts, gun handling, may even have millitary experience
and then there are shogs

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What kind of rare special types of mgs would there be if each girl had a legendary variant?
>lich queens created from royals that dabbled in the occult
>foxes with more than nine tails
>hellhound triplets that can read each other's thoughts as if they're one

[Anonymous No.]

one of the many cheshire images that i cannot get over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802
kill all monsterfags desu

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>>40666808
>look how unbearably cute i am, anon
>fuck off
>loud purring noises commence
foreplay has got to get weird with ms cheshire, i'd imagine

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>>40666808
I like this guy's Chesires

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>>40666756
>Anon doesnt even move
>He just goes up to the dark mage and pokes her tit to watch it jiggle
>Hes being entertained by such heavy and milky titties like if he was a kid
>And he felt so confortable, he just buried his head between them and fell asleep

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>>40666821
>No purring while sucking
Me pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666809
Edgelords are given to the gotes.

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>>40666842
>*Instant Loss* - New Game?

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>>40666853
Edgelords monster haters should be automatically given to Bicorns so they can get 24/7 fucked by a cluster of different mamonos until they learn what's good for them

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>>40666853
>>40666881
Edgelords would probably succumb to the first monstergirl that shows interest in them.

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>>40666851
it's little wonder so many tom between the intense stimulation of cat tongue and purring vibrations

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>>40666806
>Death god Anubis, ruler of their own personal afterlife
>Amazonflower Alaraune, either big enough to span an entire jungle or a hivemind of many millions of bodies. Either way, home to several other monster girls.
>Demilich. Instead of being just a skull, shes transported her consciousness into a new, better, ultimate spirit-material hybrid body
>Archangel. Lots of wings.
>Aviator Cupids who, instead of just having a singular gun or bow, have a whole fucking airship which they can summon and singlehandedly control
>Soulflayers. Like mindflayers mixed with liches. They'll do things to you you didn't think were possible.
>Old Machine Automatons. What the new(er) models are trying to replicate. Uses nanotechnology, has infinite energy, nigh-indestructable. From the precuror civilisation before all precusor civilisations.

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>>40666893
yeah but that's everybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666907
>soulflayers
>Mindflayter+wight
fuck im screwed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666916
Haha yeah...

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>>40665802

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>>40666919
As is your eternal soul. Death is no escape, mother fucker. You WILL be loved, and you WILL like it.

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>>40666933
i aint gonna run but hell its gonna feel weird getting both mindmolested as welll as soul molested

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666933
Diablo saying "not even death can save you from me" just took on a new meaning!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40666916
will anon ever make it past level 1 slime?
it seems unlikely

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40666916
i mean i also want to be friends with a lot of monsters so maybe not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666983
I'm going to get a marker for my preferred girl and sit tight in that starter town

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666906
My tom levels is hight and I will keep training to make it higher. The Cheshire must not leave unmolested

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666806
Exotic matter girls.
Infinity hydra girl. Heads and necks wind through time and space.
Star Turtle girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666957
She's gonna cup a feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666806
flying wurm

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>>40666308
>not mentioning slime and bug maids
Inexcusable, my floors are so clean that people repeatedly eat off of them daily. And no, shog doesn't count. Becoming the floor is cheating. If I wanted my floor to suck on my feet, I wouldn't be dicking girls to mop, now would I?

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>>40667011
>anon notices a sharp uptick in dragon shaped slimes in the area
i wonder if slimes try to game mana markers like that

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>>40667061
Always thought the idea of slimes taking the shape of monsters that inhabit the area's they're in super funny. Green monster realm? Large uptick of cow slimes. Living in dragonia? Dragon slimes running amok in the skies. Volcano? An entire variant of slime made just to live there spawned.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40667177
wow now, a cute cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667177
fancy cow, i bring unholy cow

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40666669
Good

[Anonymous No.]

Taking the hound to the pound.

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https://youtu.be/CGG5ccr_ctI

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn accidentally stumble into a monster noble party and end up getting pampered by a wight and her friends

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40667489
>tfw you fell right throught the ceiling window onto the center of the dance floor, right in the middle of the wight and her friends as if god herself was telling this is their reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667212
an attractive woman on the computer actually using it is the most unrealistic thing I have seen in this thread yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667545
What is cheshire's search history?

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>>40666983
I'll just screech autistically at her until she loses interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667581
Anon's fetishes and variations of.
Also random, cursed knowledge serches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667581
Where to meet men
Epic one liners
What do men like
Prank supplies
How to get a husband
How do I make myself more attractive
How to dye my fur regular werecat colors
Date human men site
How do I improve myself
How do I stop driving people away
Joining the sabbath and reinventing myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666806
intergalactic space dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667581
Taokaka dustloop

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666988
I love elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666907
MILF Automatons, Giga Ara Ara material

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667716
Want Taokaka/Cheshire hybrid gf.
Preferably with the cartoony face and hoodie on

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>>40667748
i love taokaka's hoodie. its adorable. itd suit cheshire thematically as well, given the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40666240
Yes chesh, it's TUESDAY.

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>>40666808
>Hey, eyes up here doofus.

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Why do people have so much trouble beating monsters? You literally just have to grab them by the hips and smooch them and they lose

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>>40666808
another very good image i cannot get over. this is something i want to wake up to.

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>>40667827
>when anon pulls his pants down in front of them

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>>40667843
i more saw this as a waking up on the beach and theyre laughing at you for falling asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667841
i was in the mood for some shogcake

[Anonymous No.]

Boob neck pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667856
They clearly drew something on you with sunscreen so now you've got weird tan line body art

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>>40665802

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>>40667887
you now have a lewd tattoo-tanmark over your heart. good luck. a succubus can and will attempt to fill it in.

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[Anonymous No.]

Mob face is best face

[Anonymous No.]

What's the difference between a sea witch and a regular witch anyway?

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>>40667960
sea witches are good
regular witches are lolis, and therefore shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667960
Ones always salty and wet
>>40667947
but how simple faced do you wish your mod faced wife andi wish to live in mobtown as the scary man whose face is extremely creepy

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>>40667960
slightly more prone to musical numbers

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>>40667977
>regular witches are lolis, and therefore shit
She is cute and you are wrong.

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>>40667960
Sea witches are better at spells that work with mainly with visual part of reality perception.
After all, it's good to see a sea witch.

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>>40667982
>mobtown
>every girl has either mob face or hair covering the face
>every males face is highly detailed

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>>40667983
i'd like to hear ms kraken sing

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>>40667992
cute, yes. but thats it. this is a daughter.

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>>40667864

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>>40667947
I want to visit Mobtown

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>>40668036
Society has brainwashed you. Nine is prime.

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>>40668072
nine is morally and physically repulsive. anything below 20 is, in my eyes.

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>>40668087
they don't really hit their stride until around 500

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>>40668031
Are you sure? She's very sensitive and gets really upset when people laugh at her singing voice. Well, she thinks it's her voice, but actually people tend to snicker because she always chooses to sing the silliest songs that really clash with her mature and serious appearance. Still, you shouldn't let the kraken catch you crackin' up

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>>40668087
Morally fine. Monsters are sexually mature and seek a mate at, like, five years old. And any argument about emotional manipulation means nothing when you are half lover half lunch, chosen instinctually because she likes the smell of your mana, and just a teensy bit brainwashed into loving her back.

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Women smaller than me cannot satisfy me.

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>>40668141
Everybody says that until the pixie hits them with shrinking magic.

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>>40668141
who is this woman

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>>40668141
what if a fairy was really stacked?

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>>40668174
Vermeil. A succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668141
I used to think like that until I got blessed by the dwarven kingdom

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>>40668182
Too difficult to suck on them even if they're proportionally huge.

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>>40668141
This is why I love Shog, she can be as big as a guy wants

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>>40668182
The only fairy that makes me hard as a rock is Dark Willow especially when she's drawn by notsorapoi

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>>40668206
My Shog should be at a height where her chest is at the same level as my face, as well as look ripped.

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>>40667960
seawitches are godmothers to the fish and cannot resist spoiling them and granting favors

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>>40668087
>morally and physically repulsive
False on both accounts

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with her, you'll aaaaaalways be at the right height, exactly where you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668260
they're very accommodating

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>>40668260
Flayers are why I would never leave home without protective headphones

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>>40668278
i love flayers too. i dont want to say best girl because i feel guilty saying it, but theyre very top tier.

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>>40668141
Is he small or is she really tall?
also is the anime worth? im just watching isekai labyrinth this season

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>>40668141
I think I've been cursed by tall women. I used to only like certain mgs tall but then I started thinking about a cheshire that towers over me and now I can't look at mgs without thinking about how much better they'd look if they were at least a foot taller than me and had a six-pack. Even danukis are at least 7 feet tall in my fantasies.

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>>40665802

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>>40668260
true

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>>40668319
You lose some of the kick not being a little squid thong. It sounds comfy.

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>>40668329
theres an appeal to both kinds. for me i definitely prefer the idea of being a pussysquid. at most, half as big as her.

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>>40668329
i aspire to more in life than being panties
i may be wrong, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668295
He is small.
So far it's alright, nothing spectacular but I am just there for the succubus onee-chan molesting her summoner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668283
she looks so happy. she wouldn't take advantage of me probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668339
Everyone says that until they wake up one day and realize they have been panties for the past month.

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>>40668087
what the eyes of the brainwashed see is irrelevant to me

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>>40668319
Wait so I can get bigger if I marry her?

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you brought non-corrosive equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668376
Technically size-altering magic is possible in both directions. You just have to practice.

[Anonymous No.]

been thinking about ASS, very wip colored sketch

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>>40668380
i'll unequip it before going in.

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>>40668339
>>40668368
Some of us want to be bras or full bodysuits.

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>>40668374
they arent brainwashed, you are just a degenerate.

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>>40668231
She would still feel like a pillow right?

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>>40667177
If the hair was longer that would basically be monsterized Luvia. I mean she's already a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I defeat the evil Alice? I love hags not lolis

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40668473
kick her in the testicles

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Dumb snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668380
A slime dragon?

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>>40668473
>he doesnt have a harem of older monsters already or not even one meaty hag as his girl
lol lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668502
if it works it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668493
>female
>testicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668404
That's what the chest is for.

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>>40668517
She's bluffing. Finish her off.

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>>40668380
lmao, i only use my hands and feet to make my monster foe climax, no need for silly toys and or armor
40668517
40668527
kiss and fuck somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667615
You forgot
sex gifs

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>>40667615
This just makes me sad. Purple and black are already very pretty, miss chesh, and you're already perfect the way you are.

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>>40668504
Black dragons don't breathe fire, they just puke corrosive sludge all over you. It's honestly a bit disgusting, but don't tell her I said that.

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>>40667947
Now you have me in the mood for that one series with the mob-faced succubus

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>>40668473
The only reason to not like lolis is because you haven't been raped by one yet.

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>>40668360
>the succubus onee-chan molesting her summoner.
well thats probably part is the most important thing in this series, everything else doesnt matter
ill check it later

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668558
No wonder all the Black Dragons at school are goth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668561
I wish there was more of Moriko than those three chapters.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40668562
getting your counselor teen pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

What if your whole life was being written by a phantom lim who really is into tragedies but you meet each other just as shes describing your encounter

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>>40668562
This Summer Camp's gonna rule!

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>>40668609
Did she already write the part where I part where I punch her in the face or is that just improv on my part?

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>>40668580
Some of them are genki pastel goths. Where is the black dragon KC?

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>>40668622
why so edgy?

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>>40668626
he mentioned them in passing as being members of the extremist faction but that's all you got

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668562
>Counselor I am ready for my Penis Inspection!

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>>40668562
i like counselor troll chan way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668639
>Wow! Great penis Anon!
>Everyone! Anon has a very impressive penis, see how hung he is?!

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>>40668609
She should have written my life as a heart-wrenching tragedy and not a stupid one. She's either a sick fuck or a hack.

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>>40668609
seems like mines is rather boring aside from the fact i draw to get away from the world

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>>40668609
what with with the 20 year filler arc?

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>>40668660
looks nice what is it.

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>>40668627
Because some edgelord lilim wrote my entire life for the sake of low grade drama. How else was it going to play out?

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>>40668679
i wanna see two edgelord autists fuck and if she is an edgelord, expect a backhand as well

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>>40668650
>Counselor is holding it up by the head like she is holding a trophy showing it off to the rest of the campers whom happen to be monster girls.

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>>40668674
she likes the slow boring tradegy in your case where nothing happens and life goes on and on where there is no excitement at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668711
aw fuck it's an experimental art film isn't it

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>>40668650
>>40668694
>She gives you a thumbs up with a wide genki smile, like she's doing you a favor, aiming to give you a confidence boost.
>All you wanted was to just blend in and chill.
>Get to spend the rest of summer camp known as "Big Dick Anon" to all the monster campers and some counselors.
T-Thanks.

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>>40668713
yup, showing the silent tragedy of men without monsters and show how bleak life is without them

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>>40668713
Yeah, the music that plays during the credits is just the sound of a barking dog,

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>>40668637
If we get a goth dragon equivalent of demons with black sclera I am going to cum

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>>40668720
>tfw you also decide to get ripped and ask for Hellens, the hellwans help to do that this camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668677
Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya

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>>40668736
i really wonder why the fuck are goths so hot, i dont get it

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>>40668502
Nah that's a smart snek

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>>40668694
The pranks at this camp must be unending

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>>40668694
>they want you to demonstrate starting a fire
>hellhound and salamander have already finished theirs and they're watching you rub two sticks together
well anon? what's taking so long?

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>>40668720
>Taking a shower and hearing them whispering to each other as they try to take a peek at the rumored hyper weapon.

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>>40668784
>pulls out the dry wood
>douse in a bottle of liqour i had stashed
>grab tail of sally and light the liqour soaked wood
>all with a straight face as if i was starting a grill

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>>40668797
>Stoic "Know-it-all" Anubis pup reprimands them, tells them that being that big would be ridiculous, clearly exaggerated.
>Arguments ensue.
>They eventually decide to sneak into Anon's cabin that night to settle the issue.

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It's too hot

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>>40668823
it would do quite a lot to turn her goo into a lighter color instead of black

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>>40668823
>>40668833
Yeah maybe getting a tan would be good for her, instead of staying in like a shut-in NEET, spying on people from under her blankets.

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>>40668838
but then her goo dries up and starts flaking off

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>>40668843
is her goo that important? she aint a frog that needs to be wet or it will expire

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>>40668781
i dont remember giving her a ring

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>>40668823

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>>40668872
>i dont remember
wedding night with a Lilim can do that to a man

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>>40668859
it grants her power and confidence

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It's way too hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668843
Just wear some clothes then. Everyone else figured this out like five thousand years ago.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Ah, free at last
>Oh, Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man!

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>>40669002
why yes, i also played ultrakill

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>hate the heat
>my favorite mg are hellhounds
>second favorite mg is the manticore who can also be found in volcanic areas
>have a fetish for girls sweating
I feel like something doesn't add up here.

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>>40669027
You can sweat plenty in the winter.

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>>40669027
lava golems seem nice but i'd have a hard time approaching one. unless there happens a random fissure near winterstown

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>>40668899
P U F F Y

[Anonymous No.]

I want to combine fated reincarnation with ancient evils. Imagine cracking open this big coffin, seeing a spooky Elder Vampire only for her to start crying and saying that you finally came back.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, it is entirely too hot

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monsters that are fire types or ones that are from hot environments would tease you for letting the heat get to you so much?

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[Anonymous No.]

do you wanna live in the summervile isles, chocolate and exotic skin/scale/ feather colors as far as the eye can see, sweaty monsters. sunbathing dragons, meaty old gals in bikinis, many gyarus, and even some wonderlanders that could only be found there

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>>40669211
i'd visit

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>>40669027
It's all good. Once you incubize, you'll be tolerant to heat such that it doesn't bother you anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, what's with the sudden influx of pics of ratas in public use, rape, and monster on girl pics?
A bunch just got dropped on r34xxx the other day

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97507314
White humans fuck black dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669211
Sure just get rid of the order gals and it's perfect

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>>40669259
I'd said older gals as in monsters who are old and gyarus are just monster gyarus, no orders or rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669211
Not for me, but a cute big girl flexing her muscles and flirting with me on the beach would make it worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Throw me overboard when we travel through the sand dunes. I will become the bait, so you all can pass through unscathed and get your desert dog, cat, snake, and undead waifus.

Yes, I know what'll happen once I hit the sand.
No, don't worry about me. I prepared to accept my fate.

Maybe we'll see each other again in the future.

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>>40669275
i'll throw straight into the sand head first like a spear

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>>40669262
I'm aware my brain simply typed order instead of older

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>>40669278
It'll only work if I bounce and roll around a bit. The vibration will attract the beast's attention towards me.

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>>40669288
ill toss a some fire crackers as well

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>>40669249
Lemme see here. Okay. Yeah. Got it.
It's an OC Rata by some literal Redditor. They just got a bunch of commissions and posted them on r34
Thanks for making me look into, senpai. You weirdo.

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>>40668278
>>40668066
Not sure if I want to be a squid or slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669311
Sorry, Miss Rata. I was curious if anyone knew anything. I offer a free tail-brushing as compensation for you troubles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669311
redditors like cuck stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669311
i wish to flirt with every reporter after each fight i win in the arena

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669333
No, you become the property of the extremely wealthy danuki that bet on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669327
Do you even need to ask?

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>>40669327
That's basically the site motto yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I have it on good authority that hellhounds and werewolves stink. And not a good stink either.

Consider a more civilized canine that takes pride in order and cleanliness like an anubis or kikimora.

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>>40669340
that works too, but she bet on me winning to get me? She wants me with all my scars and lack of knowledge about the world aside from fighitng?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669344
well that and covering for child molesters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669346
Come on, she's very hygienic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669327
More like Redditor likes femsub with stuffed holes, spent condoms, and LoL characters. Big LoL fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669347
She owns a professional fighting TV network. She thinks you'll make a good addition to the lineup there. She knows you'll fight your way to the top. Also, the way you handled that girtablilu, it got her hot and bothered.

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>>40669354
Not pictured is the soaking wet guy who had to wrestle her into that tub

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>>40669367
Does she look like she's there not of her own free will?

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>>40669354
Rolling around in dirt and lava and then soaking in water with no soap isn't going to a damn thing about her stink. If anything, you're just adding that wet dog smell to her already bad smell.

Just stick with kiki or schedule dog.

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>>40669364
I do tend to win via submission holds, I am a grappler after all. I also did pin her in the legendary mating pin. But I still cant beleive she wants me. There must be a catch but I'll do my best. I didnt wrestle and train with damn lamia type monsters for nothing

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>>40669354

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>>40669333
I want to transport a mamono reporter to a port or help her assemble a report on a local sport team, all in order to build a rapport with her and support her, because I know that her job is important to her, even though her reaction to the latest happenings can be disproportional.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm quite fond of the idea of brushing a whitehorn's fur and cuddling with her and enjoying her homemade cookies and hot cocoa and enjoying a night of playing some family friendly video games together before heading off to bed and doing more adult things together.

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>>40668823

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>>40669407
look at that those sweaty milkers, i wish to lick them

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by a Beastwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669327
Is water wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669431
it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669435
>Is water wet?
ACK-SHOO-ALL-LEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669431
What causes beastwomen to make such lewd faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668759
>Gloomy attitude
>Unique fashion makes them seem exotic
>2000s nostalgia
>You watched Teen Titans as a kid and wanted to bang Raven
Basically it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669446
That cute soldier Anon just managed to disarm her Succubus Lieutenant and spared her instead of calling her a gross monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669456
>wanted to bang Raven
I still do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669446
oestrus overdrive

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>>40669477
So the best way to keep monsters away is to call them mean names?

[Anonymous No.]

Rape correction

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>>40669456
for me its one and two, i dont really remember what it was really like in the 2000s like you, old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669501
No, see that just makes them think "aw, he just needs someone to show him some real love!" and just try harder to get you to love them. Men that act anti-monster will get love correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669512
i liked the indignation that alarune had in the demo upon being called a green monstrosity

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669517
>Monster get so mad that you called them an abomination that they rape you until you call them hot/cute/amazing and stop being dumb

[Anonymous No.]

to really insult any monster fighter, go up to them and lightly slap their cheeks with as little power as you can muster as if you were touching a tiny animal

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>>40669552
>go to slap monster fighter
>she instantly snaps her hand up to yours the second it touches her cheek and holds in there
>now looking at you with heart pupils
Anon no! You touched the touch-starved monster!

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>>40669574
dont slap, it should be caress followed by, "how weak, that even this caress is all I can give you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669552
>slap salamander with dueling glove
>don't show up to the arranged duel

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>>40669589
anon do you want to get raped? cause that's a VERY fast way to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you give a sad villain speech while fighting a monster there's a 99% chance she'll hit you with her instant KO move and go into healing mode.

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>>40669597
then, just call her a raging lesbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669624
>Call a Salamander a raging dyke
>She decides to wring your balls dry to prove you wrong

[Anonymous No.]

what do you think of raping single monsters?

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>>40669552
>slap monster
>she slaps you back
>jump backwards when she does
>fall on the ground
>make a shallow cut to your forehead with a razor while your face is turned
>stand back up and let her see what she's done
>put up your dukes
These techniques, when used properly, can help you get a Salamander wife.

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>>40668562
She looks like she smokes meth. Still would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669435
Very wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be an ice princess’s childhood friend
I just want someone to chill with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669639
Anon half the time that happens it's a monster setting you up so you think you won. The other half is other monsters setting you two up together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669639
no matter how hard you try, if you succeeded it's because she allowed you to do it.

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>>40668609
So that's what that damn narration voice is coming from.

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>>40669640
Nah you gotta slap her ass and eveytime you get the chance to in the fight, do it until its bright red

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40669640
Based wrasslin' romance. Hit her with a chair when her back is turned, but not until the 3rd date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802

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>>40669639
It's a bit jejune.
>>40669652
So why do they keep trying to set up my Tentacle wife, the one who does the actual penetration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669636
She played right into my field, we dont fight, we now wrestling in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669651
>try to rape a succ
>she decides you suck at it and shows you "how it's done"
how can you recover from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669431
Ah, you wish to be used to raise strong daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669673
Get really dejected looking and sound like you're genuinely hurt over being told you suck at being the dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669673
Turn it into making love instead of rape. Stroke her tail. Kiss her forehead. If that doesn't work, uhh, go back to rape I guess.

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>>40669650
>crazy eyes
>yandere
>always predatoring on dudes
Good pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669693
Where is snake puss-puss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669673
i want to do a really bad job of kidnapping anubis and her autism compels her to optimize my methods and smuggle herself out of the palace

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669693
Thanks, doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669693
It's too hot for that much mofu

[Anonymous No.]

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>>40669720
This is an alien

[Anonymous No.]

When is the Bogey too tall?
When is the Bogey too soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669740
no such thing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a flayer wife, I wanna check out from reality for about a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669752
No samples. In for a penny in for a pound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669782
I would be committed to it

[Anonymous No.]

Which flying monsters can I bully by outflying them in a jet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669510
I can’t believe there are literal infants in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669819
hey, i am about to turn 22, im not that young

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669732
Space bitches need love too, Craig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669846
But aliens aren't monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669855
how do you figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669862
Because Aliens aren't monsters. At least if you were posting Saiyan girls you could go with those being Kakuens or monkey girls but if it's just a green lady there's not much to go on.

[Anonymous No.]

How much of this Gargoyle's appearance is the Chief Goddess statue she once was and how much of it is the Gargoyle she became?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669875
that sounds pretty arbitrary

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669885
Shut up faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669782
She can play with me while I am asleep however she desires

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669908
Post monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669961
I will do nothing with you, Meru is gross and her artist sux

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669998
Tacos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669998
Stylish high priestess.

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>>40668562
>councilor gets trapped in your cabin during a thunder storm
>says she has to stay here until the lightning subsides
>demands you cuddle with her in your bunk to ease your (nonexistent) fears
>won't stop huffing your hair and squeezing your body when she's under the covers

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>>40669998
Reminder that you get a free complimentary taco kot when you tour the jungle temples

[Anonymous No.]

I need a chunky Kiki to do nerd things with.
Granted, at that point I may as well get a maid harem that will also double as a gaming group.

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>>40668823

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>>40670183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic7ulhe2R4A

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670139
What if I don't like tacos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670139
That's great, but where are the actual tacos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670473
there's always the insatiable, blood drinking, warmongering, heart-tasting hummingbird if you'd rather

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669998
>>40670139
wha i get if i start speaking spanish and singing pasillos at them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670473
then you turn into a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670475
but these are tacos...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670485
Just reading that makes me want to go the opposite direction to the mist continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669659
Looks like such a weak low-leveled group. I, an Order/Human Realms military officer, shall send a squad of soldiers to deal with them easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670533
They went straight to her thighs?

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>>40670494
they'll take you to the breeding chambers for your precious genes

[Anonymous No.]

cant get over this, either. i love oclehs. would love to pet her after she performs another ritual on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670562
even if all the rituals involve rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670556
I need to get my funny metal hat with the red feather for this and yes, it stays on while I have sweaty animalstic dew with the indigenouis cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670579
its not rape if i literally, verbally ask for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669998
Gasolina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670618
>taking the fun out of the rituals
you are gonna have a bunch of pouty kots anon, please at least pretend to say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670687
consent will wane around the 5 or 6th climax

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669729
dangerous mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670687
i have a consent fetish. this is a two way problem. i will consent to pretending to not consent, but there must be mutual cosent first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802
>Father's Day at fox school

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>>40670657
I want to be reverse-colonized by a jungle cat

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be racist to Ocelemeh and other brown monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

Need Venus fly trap alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670934
what's the difference from the standard alarune? i feel like most of them try to lure you with sweet nectar and snare you

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, mofufags, just a reminder: This airs on August 26 and its a hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670918
the demons of Hel will sort you out.

[Anonymous No.]

But wifey, I am only going to the store in the corner, why must you go clinging to my arm and wearing full tactical gear and a sword capable of defeating high tier pure Valkyries?
>Such is life married to a Hellhound

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>>40670825
Stop using gachashit for the thread's OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670972
Is her tail also coated in power armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670949
what's the premise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670983
Not, just rolled behind her butt, it must be quite uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670964
How so? Isn't Hel cold and icy? Sounds like a very non-brown place.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to colonize tacocat
>Sunset invasion
>Get colonized by tacocat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40668260
For me it is a three way tie between her, shog, and jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670944
teeth. aphrodisiac lased teeth, but teeth nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671054

Historically the Spanish conquered Mexico because the natives allied with them because the Aztecs were gigabrutal. It wasn't an army of conquest, it was a small army, that might even be likened to a band of pirates that just stumbled across lots of oppressed natives. In MGEland Ocelomeh brutality only make the local men hornier and women likely are already all monsterized. Who would the oppressed natives be? The men that love being "oppressed"? KC stated in a tweet Ocelomeh's aren't muscular or have it very hard to build muscle because they are more lithe, so I guess maybe your locals could be Amazoness tribes and men that believe in female muscle supremacy. Then again, what kind of self respecting Amazoness village would allow themselves to be conquered by Ocelomehs and pay tribute to them?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful with the Tanuki Families, you may find yourself dating some busy tailed young thing just to hear she's a capo or somethin'
And she has a very big family

[Anonymous No.]

A wholesome tentacle holding Mindflayer story is what is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671147
Maybe tentacle holding with a tentacle monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670949
What’s the name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671132
>yes dear, our date must include a group of heavily armed and muscled onis
>no, the waiter isn't afraid of me, he just likes to give free meals
>yes we have to travel in the limo, we shouldn't be near the rabble
>no you can't talk to your fox neighbor, she is a riva- just no
very suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671160
looks a little intense. i'd better start with a lower difficulty monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671171
>Free meals
That explains her weight issues right there.
Errrr 'fertile frame' I guess would be more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

What should be done about party crashing drunk goats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671199
jackpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671171
ms fox is always so nice when she talks to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Aztec dragon mommy to rip my heart out at the apex of a pyramid
Why does life have to be so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40670986
>A female fox was in danger of hunters but a guy saves her. The fox asks God to reward the man and she is turned into a Mofu. But when the foxgirl goes to see the man he was on his deathbead and was only worried about his hotsprings inn that were near bankruptcy. The foxgirl decides to take care of the hotsprings and prevent them from closing down but she doesn't have common sense or knowledge to run the inn. She investigates the man's room for info and finds a book on management and porn about hotsprings scenarios. So she decides to use service the clients of the inn conventionally and sexually, the rumors spread and guests start to arrive at the hotsprings making them profitable again.

If you ask me, I would had prefered way more if the foxgirl just found the man that saved her, married him, do lewds with him and together they saved the hotsprings. But it is what it is and at the end of the day it is loli mofu hentai I guess.

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>>40665802

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>>40671164
Kitsune Musume no Ecchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671302
oh. yeah, hard pass. thanks i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671330
What about the plot you disliked so much to give it a hard pass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671355
oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671355
I don't like whores.

[Anonymous No.]

Thought of monstergirls? You thought wrong anons, its Crusader Wednesdays! Prepare to be purged and or purified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671355
>What about the plot you disliked so much to give it a hard pass?

Not the guy you asked the question but:
>Girl having sex with multiple men, I guess it would be passable on its own, its porn after all. Then we start with the stuff that make it really hard to watch.
>The guy that saves her essentially gets soft-NTRed, she is pretty much his waifu and now everyone but him gets to fuck her.
>He dies with worries and in poverty. I guess seeing the Mofu before dying softened it up, but it still terrible
>In short, everyone but him get to enjoy the fruits of his good deed and to fuck his waifu while he dies poor and without ever tasting her.

Maybe there is some episode or scene where he gets isekaid or something like that to a place with mofu waifus, but if so, why not make the hentai about it in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671431
Fool now your going to flood this thread with dorky fucking lizards arguing about weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bullying automaton wife
>Install "Breeder.exe"
>Run
>She's now completely addicted to creampies, more than she was, and the thought of getting knocked up
>But she doesn't have a synth womb
>Only a regular semen tank
Is there a room in hell for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671422
>I don't like whores.
If it was just whores it would be passabe, I mean, a lot of us played MGQ, which is filled with either a lot of whores or super picky MGs that would make MGE Salamander shake her head. Fuck, Ishuzoku Reviewers was literally about whores and I loved the shit out of that anime. But here the poor guy basically gets fucking NTRed, fuck, and seeing at the photo scenes it is going to be very well animated. They already had a top tier plot with the fox becoming a Mofu to help the guy that saved her and.... they just threw it to the garbage. How can you start your plot so high and end it so low?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671463
She'll attain self awareness and go to a gremlin for an upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671467
Japan is very good at ruining good things, it’s no wonder why KC is so vehement about hating all things ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671467
>a lot of us played MGQ
Never did, not interested.
>Ishuzoku Reviewers
Never watched, not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671467
i shouldn't like mias mom but i do. it gnaws at me a little

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhounds are indominable and will never submit-

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671573
bottom heavy candles make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671431

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>>40671132
>tfw you are the current representing fighter from your familly for them since they were founded 1000s of years ago
>You and their families go way back. Your ancestor defended their ancestor from some ruffians and played with them as if they were nunchucks, but just shook them around then gently let them on the ground
>Rival fox gangs and all the other gangs has something simlilar and every so often when new terrority or new businesses is going to be made
>A fight is scheduled, thing is Im the only male fighter and the rest are monster girls
>Well shit, might as well try my damnest
>Gotta see Nuki Oba-san crack a smile with me winning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40671573
>>40671691
bottom heavy monsters are more than fine in my book as they are not womanlets that is

[Anonymous No.]

see ya

[Anonymous No.]

You can eat at the strip club's breakfast and lunch bar everyday...but you must say hello and their names to all the dancers working there, even the monsters from the desert region with next-to-impossible names to pronounce

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672178
Oh christ that's not happening. I'm awful with names, I think I would just piss them off.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a dessert slime work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672238
Slime with caramel coloring

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672238
Made of mousse or pudding. Possibly grey stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672238
ate a bag of sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672178
Depends, what's the locale/type of food they're serving?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672545
Hey wait a minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672108
Imagine getting those 2 for free just by shagging this hag, what a deal

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be the most fun one to use your Atlach-Nacha'd spider body on? I'd imagine dignified ones would make pretty intense show. Or maybe even double teaming with Atlach-Nacha some Order priestess until she falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672719
Use your body as a war Machine. You could mount on your back a heavy machine gun or canon and let you wife aim and fire. Your job would be to move, give instructions, reload and most importantly protect your wife. You could even equip a few legs with weapons or shields. Yes it's my answer to your question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672719
>>40672787
Cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672824
Atlach-Nacha is a really good mamono, fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamonos would go "I can fix him..." on any PTSD' or depressed n' stuff anon? I place my bets on a hellhound with aggressive love and telling him he'll be fine while cuddling him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672834
>
Nice joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672787
So Automaton?
>>40672824
Logistics of it sounds hard. Cancer is a big girl, you would need pretty big spider body to accommodate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672839
Why do you think otherwise? You know that the transformation can be turn off ?
>>40672837
Cheshire too, they try to maje fun of you, see that it's actually hurt you and then help overcoming it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672719
Why do you people always specifically want to fuck human women, every time one of you shows up it’s always about disregarding your monogamous monster wife so that you can specifically seek out a human woman, do you not understand the entire point of the encyclopedia or are you just shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672859
>You know that the transformation can be turn off ?
I don't care, it's still monster boy nonsense and ruins pretty decent looking girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672861
>are you just shitposting?
Likely this, same tier of faggotry as that guy who would post Fire Emblem dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672874
I get the feeling you dont have such reservations for flayers, shogs and wendis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672900
No, I do. Same for Nightgaunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672914
and what about cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672968
Siths were one of the biggest mistakes KC made and actively deserve death. They're the biggest standouts of the setting and not for good reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672837
Any Eros monster. Or unicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672973
>>biggest standouts of the setting and not for good reasons
huh, mind explaining your point there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672973
you ruined my joke you doofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672983
No.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I resist the urge to impregnate every holst on my farm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672973
Whatever you say, drama queen.

[Anonymous No.]

So when are getting a kikimora version of that flavor of the month maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673231
arent all maids kikis by default?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673307

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673307
Anon's talking about that anime with the maid that gets flusted becuase the shota is confessing his feelings without understanding it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673315
sentient boogers need not apply

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673317
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673317
>>40673357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJr9c6lDwEE

I want a kiki with her voice

[Anonymous No.]

maid this, maid that, but consider monster butlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673397
If you think about it isn’t that just a tomboy maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673408
yes I do, and that's why I love them because I love tomboys and maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673408
That's what I usually say about them.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider joining the snake cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673464
I love chocolate noodles, do you have more in your social club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673464
I will consider joining my face to those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

My weakness is huge boobs on sling bikinis. I hope these monsters never find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673464
I can watch over the eggs of the snake I impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673834
I know you are but what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673888
I'm still waiting for the Frankenstein monster profile.

[Anonymous No.]

Cu siths are kinda cool. I'd wife one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673901
But think of the copyrights

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673974
The original story and the early films based on it are now public domain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673985
Cha-ching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673834
>God, your husband needs to dick you more
Them's fighting words, bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673374
Have you considered that your monster wife won't speak japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

Around Echidnas never relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672973
That's wrong though. The most out of place girl is and always will be bicorn since KC retconned cheating into something stated to be totally impossible multiple times(although I don't even think it was possible before)
>If a unicorn has sex with a non-virgin or if her husband cheats on her
Meanwhile siths are super fucking cute and the punishment for being mean to cats is being forced to marry one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk up to a single demon
>Grab her by the tail
>She turns around facing you
>Quickly shove your fingers in her mouth before she can say much
>She's stunned
>Open her mouth and sniff her breath
>Comment "oh yeah, that's the good stink."
>Do a 360 and walk away
What happens next is up to you, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I know I'm weird, but she should've sensed my weirdness from a mile away, and she didn't run away, so that's on her, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674098
Voice doesn't require knowledge of another language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674130
"Cheating" is only really possible for a man and even then it would be more of a matter of another girl falling in love with him. Ultimately it's a monster that decides who she will end up with and men can't go around pumping and dumping. You have to take responsibility.
Still not fond of bicorns. Some people pushing hard the cuck angle doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

Human men were made to belong inside the loving embraces of lamia tails. Aside from pouring their love into lamias, there's literally no other reason for human men to exist.

This is a cold, hard fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674489
Lamia fingers typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674500
More like coomer-brained, lamia enthusiast

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to have lots sweaty sex with an old meaty monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674489
preach it sis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674580
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674489
this but batcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674593
Just imagine seeing this, I would meaty likely stop, and start play with those massive milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674643
How embarrassing for that guy. I'd never let that happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674643
god I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674643
i wonder how the monsters taste down there, like flayers, wurms, hellhounds, gazers and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674672
>Said guy who was forced to eat out a manitcore's puss for 4 hours straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674580
How about sex with the oldest monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674691
In most cases, probably a mix of sweat, vaginal excretions, and piss. Once married, mix in a hint of cum. Maybe slightly different tastes depending on the species. Hint of fish for mermaids, hint of rotting flesh for undeads, etc.

Alraunes wouldn't be bad in the slightest. Fruity or nectar taste spending on the subspecies.
Dormouse mana sweetness would completely mask any negative taste. It'd be like eating brown sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674710
I'd make new monsters with her any day especially if she gets softer after every baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674643
Monster that makes you submit to her making you eat her pussy, but remains dominant when she sucks your dick. How does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674793
Its her tail that sucks your dick,not herself
>>40674752
softer in what way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674793
69ing with her on top. Any time you get too confident or rowdy, she grinds her butt into your face to shut you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674814
In what way can a woman get softer after giving birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674814
>Its her tail that sucks your dick,not herself
In that pic yes, but she could definitely still remain in control when using her mouth, same for other dom monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

my wives only dom me whenever I get too cheeky, sometimes literally as in I play and slap their fat ass when I see them

[Anonymous No.]

do not ever suggest dick sucking to an Echidna,thats a sin in their rulebook,or anything that involves your dick and any part of her body but the vagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674871
That's because big meaty paws are made for wrapping around your waist so you can't escape

[Anonymous No.]

Tailpussies are the peak of monstergirl evolution. You could fuck her pussy and have her sit on your face at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674181
I hope you started sprinting after turning back, because she will not let herself be violated with no compensation.

[Anonymous No.]

buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674953
tall amazonian bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674959
i like my bunnies soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674977
nothing a pregnancy or three cant fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674959
I would insist that heels and ears don't count when seeing who's taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674959
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674990
very true, as well as the fact that bunnies are sxey

[Anonymous No.]

>you are are arrested by the Court Alf Coast Guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675022
Even without those they are taller than the average person

[Anonymous No.]

Batta does cute foxes. Aside from h-doujins he also has a longer manga about a kitsune wife "Kitsune no Oyome-chan".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675201
was this before or AFTER giving birth to like 4 kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675177
Don't say that. I don't want to be shorter than a rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675201
newest girl is p cute

[Anonymous No.]

its the pharaoh's birthday soon anon, what will you get someone who has everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673092
Just think about all the little cows that would be running around, hugging you and trying to grab your attention! Wouldn't that be awful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40667824
Asking this where people can't even maintain eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675218
There is nothing wrong with being shorter than a wabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675304
what a nice lass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675218
it won't save you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675303
I'll ask her bodyguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40674959
I love viera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675309
We're such rapebait it isn't even funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675359
and thats a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675359
it's a little funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675339
you got any more cute and wholesome stuff anon

[Anonymous No.]

lovin my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672077
>bottom heavy monsters are more than fine in my book
>not womanlets
What about lolis who are the normal height for their age? They aren't women yet so they can't be womanlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672238
slime with sand for exfoliation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675403
Winghugs are so comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40672973
i mean i personally dont like them but im ok with them existing. murder kind of goes against everything mge stands for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675403
she cute

[Anonymous No.]

minotaur+lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673464
what do i even get from this? i know women who join get a badass snake bottom half, but what do i get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675409
Peak performance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675309
Don't worry anon it's about practice and confidence. Just practice on smaller monsters first and you'll be able to stare down a big monster in no time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675557
maintaining eye contact with a big monster is asking for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675201
Yeah he's one of my favorite artists, great fox content

>>40675211
Ah yes, the miracle of birth

[Anonymous No.]

Some more art came in today of my vampire. Due to my want to not get caught by officer delf you guys get a quick censor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675579
nice mug

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675573
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675409
nah and stop replying to yourself, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675579
Could always link the uncensored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675498
how now, snake cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675571
That's because you wavered in your confidence and looked vulnerable. You've got to look confident and strong. Trust me I'm a professional monster tamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675500
snekxual healing
getting brainblasted by nonstop enchanted voices
tail massage therapy (one for snakes, one for you)
potluck dinner
cat kingdom stops bothering you

[Anonymous No.]

>fufufu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675579
Vamp milk! Vamp milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675579
Tell me about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675610
he is the biggest retard in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675623
Good try, monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675626
dont forget the sense of community

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675641
Very sexy child.
>>40675672
What would a monster gain from you being confident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675674
is that what they call it when they throw anon into the mating ball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675485
the cutest jubwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675663
i can see that, but aside from that. why do i want to fuck this elven hag

[Anonymous No.]

>the other thread is still up

You gotta admire their tenacity
They're like a really stubborn fungus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675641
How do you do, fellow humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675739
fuck, forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675741
at least they self contained themselves, same happens on another regular thread on another board I frequent. A schizo self contains himself in his own shitty threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675741
It really doesn't take much effort to bump the thread once a day and acknowledging it only motivates him to continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675741
Didn't that warhammer op thread (was it a year or two ago?) last for more than a month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675663
You're free to return to reddit at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

"accidentally" leaking your info on 4mon in /hag/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675830
i'd post about my unending milk addiction there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675747
her personality? that usually plays a big part

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675741
Says a lot about the jannies.
>>40675757
I'm sure the shitter still comes here. Attention whores don't want to stay where they get no attention.

[Anonymous No.]

muerto

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675742
Tamamo actually looks kinda cute in her human disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675975
extra dedededed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676021
Would keep her warm during winter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see the Dia de los Muertos undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676027
she looks shed be warm by default
>>40676037
so many skeletons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676037
https://youtu.be/QJKWseWp0ZI

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675975
Having jiangshi wife must be hard work with all the massaging needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676098
true but to see massive boobs bounce is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669167
Kind of chubby
But in the way I like

[Anonymous No.]

>"SHOGGERS! OMEGALUL SHOGGERS!"
>"That's so baste. Baste and cheshpilled."
>"Oh, yeah. That's classic cheshire. I'm so funny."
>"Buying BF in Lumbridge 20gp lmao."
>"All your base are belong to CHESH!"
>"Awww, yeah. It's cheshin' time."
please
please make her shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
I go for the hag kots that actually have a sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
Just wait until she finds out about uwu

[Anonymous No.]

now this is how I like my undead
nice and meaty
>>40676221
just shack up with a wock or just go for an older gal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
The Chesh is a Lie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
please stop this slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
Have you tried blocking her account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676322
So far I have blocked:
>CheshGod69
>MemecheshGO
>WetPussycat
>LickmyCheshPuss
>Ahtj4o0d5g
>FFUCKMEANON
>Sorrygot2horni
>HeyItsChesh7
>BreadTeleporterCat
>Memepurveyor51
>HotDog7
>DiCKGETeR
and most recently
>uluvchesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676349
The Scarlet Devil Mansion is a silly place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
I wanna play Runescape with a Cheshire and lure noobs into the wilderness

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676412
but thats where i wanna live aside from the yakumos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676429
There can be no greater heaven than being squished between the turbo fox hag and the turbo gap hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676454
messing with that reimu oba san

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676427
She's more of a fortnite girl. Modern memes for modern times. frfr.
>>40676388
At least she's tech savvy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676388
It sounds like maybe you should make a new account

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676429
Oh there are options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
>>"Awww, yeah. It's cheshin' time."
I'M GONNA CHESH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676516
Look at those curves!

[Anonymous No.]

All of you should kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676705
nah, dying gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40673092
Focus on what's more important, making a profit off your harvest

[Anonymous No.]

Fox cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676705
Wonder what eternity in the cage is like. She's in there too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676705
If I hadn’t done it yet I’m not gonna do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676740
No thanks lolis aren’t my type.


I wasn’t paid by the HAG Council to say that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676562
>tfw this is what happens when you fall into monsokyo right in hte middle of the festival at the hakurei shrine
who you going with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676831
There's the other shrine too. I might go with the Yakumos though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676884
I'd most likely start wandering aroun in there, flirt with Miss Keine, See what creepy stuff Alice is doing, maybe troll yukari

[Anonymous No.]

You fags already have a thread to talk about your dumb fucking game. This is for monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I went on monchan and a wisp told me to kill myself when I mentioned that I am a human. I am not sure what to do. Should I kill myself or is she just shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676740
Finally, a young fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676974
tell her shes a lesbo by virtue of being undead

[Anonymous No.]

Is wisps trying to murder men romantic or creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676884
Yeah the Moriya shrine with good old Kanako, froggy, and Sanae. It would be quite fun teasing Kanako Oba san

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676221
Look her in the eye and tell her she's not funny, but on the very precipice of heartbreak say "but you can be" and hand her a flyer for clown college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676831
Realistically?
>cannot muster the courage to actually talk to Ran
>end up getting wasted with Suika and co

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677133
>Cheshire pride broken
>no more smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677196
If you don't want to marry the girl just say it, you don't need to go ruin it for the next guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677196
Correction:
>honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677217
>this causes the Cheshire great distress in which she drowns through tubs of ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

please dont push the cheshire vs clown thing again. it makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677307
It’s more like that anon basically told that Cheshire is so un funny and un Cheshire like that she as well as become a bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677287
I was implying she would be (literally) clowning on anon.
Completely forgot bogies existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676705
I cannot self-destruct

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677385
They exist and they will give you a performance you’ll never forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677421
you underestimate my ability to forget. my forgetfullness is partly why mindflayers are so appealling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677449
Your mind may forget but thefeeling of the hands of bogies playful performance on your body will never be forgotten by your body

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677590
Right.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your wife turn you into a baby? Just for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677608
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677608
I don't see what harm there could be in this, and it's not like she'd let it stay that way for long on account of babies being unable to really perform in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677608
no, at worst, back to being 11 years old

[Anonymous No.]

Which Monster would you watch Muppets Treasure Island with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677714
A Budgie Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677608
I'll begrudgingly accept shotafication, but becoming a baby is too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40675741
And the op image is in this bread anyway
>>40670825
Plus NTR Mofu >>40671302
And /tg/shit >>40671431
And 3d shit >>40669167
Glad to see the official thread is keeping up standards

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677590
B.
And thats a Pegasi not just a Unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would think the following upon finding a NEET anon?

>"I'll enable his NEET lifestyle and become his caretaker so that he becomes dependent on me and can't afford to remove me from his life!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677867
Shoggs
Apart from the slimy vs fluffy, thats the big difference - Kikis will drive you to make something better of yourself, Shoggs are happy to let you neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677843
hmmm, thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677867
Shogs, hebis, Amazons, maybe dragons. Any of the yandere and most of the dominant ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677843
pretty bird pretty bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677608
Bapho-chan gets what bapho-chan wants. As long as she's willing to become a big girl with decent tits and very big birthing hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677867
This seems to be the exact MO of Devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677959
Wouldn't Amazons want to turn you into a productive househusband though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677906
>Kikis will drive you to make something better of yourself,

>Isekaid to MGE
>Literally zero skills that are useful in a medieval setthing

Kiki waifu-chan, please hold on a second before you slam that paddle on my butt, it isn't that I don't want to become a "better version of myself", it is just that I seriously don't know what do you expect me to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677982
Depends on level of NEET. If it's just cooking and occasionally watching over kids it really doesn't take much effort.

[Anonymous No.]

How fat bird fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677867
Based on this threads wishlist and what I know of anons here I would hope all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677982

The main duties of a househusband is feeding and house cleaning. How big can an Amazoness home be? I imagine them to be wooden forest cabins, likely can be easily handled with some basic magic. About cooking, that could be quite the challenge, specially if they bring the hunt raw home. But given how sex is literally "eating" for MGs and specially the Succubus types, I imagine that raping the shit out of non cook husbands is an acceptable agreement to them. Also given how married MGs > unmarried and married amazons are considered elite warriors, I imagine her pay would eventually be enough to be able to hire some kiki maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678006
Hey, depending on the number of kids it could be a full time job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678006
>If it's just cooking

I magine that "just cooking" is vastly different from modern day cooking, than having to cook a raw beast, with skin and feathers still on, using the tools of a forest village in a medieval setting. Woudln't that take like hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678022

Wouldn't Wurm be terrible at enabling neets? She doesn't got the smarts to do jobs, unless the neet is okay to live in a forest rapecave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678073
>implying wurm wont sell those shiny yellow things she finds in the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678073
Depends what level of neet but technically all girls can let you be a neet if you want to be a coomer all day. KC actually has a snippet about how monsters produce a lot of art because they have so much free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678056
Cooking in a tribe like that would probably be a much more communal affair, with half a dozen people cleaning and preparing the meats and vegetables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676831
SDM, to hopefully one day get a double paizuri from Meiling and Patchouli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678135
what church is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40665802

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678157
Look closely on the right ones face and you'll know it's the church of sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678202
thats just shadows

[Anonymous No.]

>>40669622
>I just wanted everyone to be happy.
>Why do they hate me? I don't understand.
>Everything I did was for them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678021
Big strength and hollow bones.
>>40678073
You're severely underestimating them and their business sense. While she's not an average Wurm, Big Mama is a successful business owner and one of the wealthiest in Dragonia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678411
>While she's not an average Wurm, Big Mama is a successful business owner and one of the wealthiest in Dragonia.

Isn't this just because she basically set up a drinking cartel using just the Wurm's raw strenght to enforce it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678036
You can stay at home as much as you want but you are gonna know at least the basics of being a proper househusband, your father-in-law will make sure of that.

I wonder...
Would being a (make) hikikomori have positive connotations among amazons, dark elves and other strongly dominant monsters? Especially if you can actually cook and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678591
I dunno... that pocket lich sounds kinda fun.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678440
Any good businessman will tell you that the key to success is knowing your own strengths and knowing how to exploit them. CEO mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678440
>wurm cartel
now that sounds lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>defeat a young Tsurara-Onna in single combat
>she's equal parts salty and humiliated, and aroused
>begrudgingly both insists and lets you manhandle her tiny body and plow her plump snow mounds
>acts indignant even when cumming from her both cold, tight holes getting a huge creampie that spills all over her fat ass and thighs
>still complains that you'll make her melt even though she attacked for sex in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678291
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

>This is the fifth time this week I've had to fish him out of those tails

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know which MMA gyms in MGC are best? All the ones I've been to so far won't actually let me spar

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678973
wurm wrestle, drink wurm milk, and train. Thats all we do over at the gym I own

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678759
God I want to hold hands with a dragon girl so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678973
>goes to gym
>gets in the ring to spar
>BigJinko hands you a number-card, asks you to practice holding over your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>40679039
uhh i dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678973
just hit the nearest sandbag and you should be good to go, don't mind the jinko staring at you from the bench.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40679039
>>40679048
im fucking slow, arent i?
>>40678973
shadow box so well you even start taking damage and others can see your opponent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678973
I dunno about MMA but I go to Hellen Wans Fried Chicken and Crossfit Gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>40677608
long as its only temporary, sure. dont see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678021
they barely can. the wigs are now just for hugging and light flaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678022
i personally would not like to be a NEET, if it helps.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40676705
No way, Phantom is the better ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40679329
i like hooves but not smuuch a fnaof centaurs. thankyou for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40678591
Pocket lich sounds like a bro waiting to happen, but pocket fox wife...

[Anonymous No.]

Embrace shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

>>40679408
Embrace loli

[Anonymous No.]

every day I lament that I dont have a talll soft
bottom heavy monster gf to show me how soft and squishy her ass is so I can draw it and understand how to make that squishy cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40679452
ew faggot
>>40679408
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40679452
Definitely huggable. Very adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis open a magic window when they can see the lifestyle of all the anons posting here. How would they react?

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>>40679500

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>>40679408
Already did

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>>40679504
Nice monstergirl image, faggot.

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>>40679500
Im sure they would be confused by the lazy/active style I have, lazing around almost all day until all of a sudden Im cleaning, cooking, feeding and playing with the pets and all of a sudden Im back to playing vidya or reading this thread.

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>>40679548
Cutest spider, but why is my vvision like that

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>>40679585
just a little nibble

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Procreate with vampires.

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>>40679602
So draw on my monpad with them? thats weird but I'll do it

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>Ask wizards on a hellhound grooming forum if anal counts as losing my virginity
>They say no and call me a fag
>Fuck my undead wizard waifu in the ass
>No longer have wizard powers

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>>40679505
>tiny girl and phallic object with heights stated

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Fuck being a wizard, i wanna show how useless magic is after doing some intense sex training with my old jinko sensei

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>>40679602
will do. i am a bloodbag, squidbro and venomslut.

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>>40679548
I've had dreams of this. Well, minus the blouse.

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>>40679686
One of the first hentai I watch plot was this , guy defeats murderous evil witch with his dick.

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>>40679714
he wrestled her to the ground and then just used a cervix piercer I assume

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you belong in this area (approximately)

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>>40679796
No

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nah, I belong between these

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>>40679796
but I don't want to be vored

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>>40679837
Kill yourself.

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>>40679837
this is not what i was implying

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>>40679796
wait a minute, does this mean she's tall enough to make my height only reach her tummy? I can give her a hug but not my fault if my face ends on her breasts...

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>>40679796
I belong balls deep in pear loli asspussy

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>>40679879
please stop replying to me

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spider clothing is nice

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>>40679924
I do like that little tidbit about how Arachne get really into tailoring clothes for monsters. It was cute imagining one getting super excited making the perfect dress for someone like a Lich wanting to have something sexy for their hubby.

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>>40679872
mindflayers want you to be as calm as possible. comfort and pleasure is their priority. they'd want that.

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>>40679796
Yes, I will squid myself for her

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>>40679958
where she from?

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>>40679981
Lost Ark.

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>>40679997
>Lost Ark.
the fuck is that? and what is it about? something about noahs ark?

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>>40680003
shitty korean mmo. personally not a fan.

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>>40680007
and also I wonder what the hell is with ms neck nbreak to be, wy she got so mant horns and why she blue and what the hell is good with her name

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>>40679796
I need a vacation from reality for a week or so, can she help me?

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>>40680028
it can be over in a blink or it can feel like an eternity of lethargic bliss. your choice. either way, yes.

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>>40680189
I kind of want to try my hand at making a hellhound action figure using an existing action figure but right now funds are tight due to the recession. I reckon I will start with a ko figma of Sonico swimsuit and she is the right thiccness.

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very holdable paws. please post holdable paws.

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>>40680189
nice

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>>40680189
where do i get this?

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>>40679924
>Me to Arachne: Can you pleaste tailor something that really accentuates my Hellhound's/Minotaur's muscles?

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>>40680324
Handholding sex with a loli anubis

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>>40680324

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>>40680483
be very very careful

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>>40680510
Why this jinko so mad?

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>>40680189
>our boi the 3D printman
>total rearpuss centaur
>looks professionally made
>can't even see the interstice between parts
My dude, that is a crit. Someone give this nigga a horse.