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40660966 No.40660966 [Reply] [Original]

Post 2hus who do it for $$$

>> No.40661042

Holy shit

>> No.40661305
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40661305

The original hookeru.

>> No.40661456

The entire cast. For the right price anyone would already their legs.

>> No.40665276
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>>40661305
emotionless_sex for 100 yen.

>> No.40665443
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>> No.40665523 [DELETED] 

>>40660966
Kys

>> No.40668827

>>40660966
Do what?

>> No.40668848

>>40660966
What 2hu do it for free?

>> No.40668860

>>40665276
Reimu is willing to sell her dignity for 73 U.S cents?

>> No.40668974

>>40668860
that's a whole month of donations though?

>> No.40669019
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40669019

Meiling and Sakuya if Remilia orders them, Patchouli would for books and arcane knowledge.

>> No.40673959

>>40669019
what the fuck is going on in artist's mind?

>> No.40676311
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40676311

>>40661456
Are you saying even the moonies would allow you to taint them if you flashed enough cash?
>>40668848
Byakuren

>> No.40676391

>>40665443
Chimata will spread her legs for any transaction, no matter the amount!

>> No.40681121

>>40668860
Gensokyo hasn't been hit by inflation

>> No.40681239

>>40660966
Joon wouldn't, but she would whore out her sister. There's gotta be a doujin of that.

>> No.40681347
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>>40681239
John would possess you and make you spend all your money on Tewi, Genosukyo's most expensive prostitute.

>> No.40682146
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>>40681347
Tewi is too fertile to be a prostitute

>> No.40682436

>>40682146
Well she has a lot of underlings, she keeps replenishing them frequently

>> No.40682505

>>40682436
so the expense is emotional when you discover that the rabbit stole your firstborn

>> No.40683301
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>>40665443

>> No.40686324
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Sanae in her natural habitat

>> No.40687105
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40687105

If I am posting the one that is doing it for free does it count?

>> No.40688548

>>40681121
Interesting. I sometimes watch and read stuff from Taishou where a few yen is a huge amount of money.

>> No.40690337

>>40673959
Mizuryu Kei is really into that bimbo aesthetic. His outfits are pretty creative so it's a plus

>> No.40691393

>>40687105
>>40686324
nah she's a slut.
>>40669019
Eww why is Patcho smoking? She has asthma.

>> No.40692055
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>>40691393
All of them, even Tewi as long as you have right assets for it.

>>40691393
Slut can still be hooker and canon =/= fanart, patcho is not slut or hooker either yet she dresses as one in picture. Why even complain about smoking or other non canon aspects in thread that is obviously not canon talk.

>> No.40692067

>>40692055
>All of them, even Tewi as long as you have right assets for it.
Meant to reply to >>40668848

>> No.40700384

>>40691393
Don't worry, that isn't tobacco.

>> No.40703584
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40703584

She'd charge you 1,000,000,000 yen just to talk to her.

>> No.40703705

>>40703584
Then I'll just go fer her sister, she will do it for free

>> No.40709645

>>40703705
*1 yen

>> No.40710371

>>40681121
It should be considering the inflow of Yen from the outside world.

>> No.40714188

>>40703584
I have spare change.

>> No.40720147

>>40714188
You can look at her for that amount.

>> No.40727941

>>40703584
She never would dare

>> No.40728732
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>>40703584
Shut up and take my money!

>> No.40735915
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40735915

Please enjoy a complimentary copy of the Bunbunmaru with every booking.

>> No.40736091

>>40735915
I don't want it.

>> No.40737928

>>40736091
No booking then

>> No.40744549
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40744549

ROOOXANNE

>> No.40744949

>>40744549
How much does this Reimu charges? I might have some spare change for a round or two.

>> No.40751584

>>40744949
Nobody's paying Reimu 10000 yen for anything. Unless you want 1000 blowjobs

>> No.40751742

>>40703584
the middle finger on her left hand is confusing the hell out of me. anyone else?
>>40703705
and then you will still end up broke anyway because lol binbo curse.

>> No.40757167
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40757167

Burn in Hell zombie trash.

>> No.40759811

>>40751742
Both of her hands are poorly drawn.

>> No.40761232

>>40759811
>>40751742
Maybe she couldn't pay a debt and got all her fingers broked.

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>>40737928
Taters does it for free

>> No.40767150

>>40703584
$10 USD is not a lot of money

>> No.40771700
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40771700

Remember to BYO rubbers

>> No.40772179

Are there any youkai who can hijack maidens simply by shoving their dick into them?
If so I want to hear simply to conduct alternative plotlines.

>> No.40772275

>>40771700
Biodegradable?

>> No.40775519

>>40772275
Yeah they're made from sheep intestines in Gensokyo.

>> No.40783521
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>>40767150
they don't accept green in Gensokyo and there is no way to exchange.

>> No.40783602
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40783602

Go to Moriya shrinen!!!!

>> No.40786257
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40786257

Go to Hell.

>> No.40787227

>>40783521
I imagine plenty of /jp/sies are turned off by Baalbuddy's style, but basically everything made by him with 2hus is great.

>> No.40789590

>>40787227
How is there STD outbreakss when Eirin exists?

>> No.40791702

>>40789590
It was drawn by a filthy secondary for facebook likes, I have no idea why it was posted here

>> No.40795008

Yeah like this guy >>40791702
It's a thread about 2hus being hookers how far up your ass are you about secondaries?

>> No.40801812

>>40787227
What we need is an Ishuzoku Reviewers: Touhou Edition.

>> No.40802209

>>40801812
Only if it ends abruptly when they reach a carnivorous touhou like Momoyo or Yamame.

>> No.40803230
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40803230

She does, right?

>> No.40803334

>>40803230
She whores out other girls, you'd need to be very rich to purchase the madame herself.

>> No.40803360

>>40803230
100% she's fucked hundreds of males

>> No.40804302

>>40802209
Yamame is a good girl though.

>> No.40809309
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>>40802209
We'll send a group of /jp/sies to 2hu land with about 1 mil Yen each, and they can go along punting until they run out of money or get eaten/killed.

>> No.40818744

>>40795008
In which official touhou media is written that touhous aren't whores?

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>>40818744
Absolutely none.
In which Touhou works is sex even represented in the visceral sense rather than the objective one?
Interpreting touhous as dedicated prostitutes in any professional capacity is in contrast to canon. Feel free to prove me wrong on that one, beyond mere historical implications of being a shrine maiden, god, witch, village elder, etc. That some Western dingdong does it as well isn't important because they are Western, rather it's the particular way they interpret it and the aesthetics used to employ it.

More than an anything I just find it exceptionally boorish and unconvincing to use being a Westerner as a label to discredit than taking the tiny step to actually dissect their works for critiques, and worth calling out. You know, the same usually provided to Easte-- Japanese artists by /jp/sies.

>> No.40818972
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>>40818744
Absolutely none.
In which Touhou works is sex even represented in the visceral sense rather than the platonic, detached one?
Interpreting touhous as dedicated prostitutes in any professional capacity is in contrast to canon. Feel free to prove me wrong on that one, beyond mere historical implications of being a shrine maiden, god, witch, village elder, etc. That some Western dingdong does it as well isn't important because they are Western, rather it's the particular way they interpret it and the aesthetics used to employ it.

More than an anything I just find it exceptionally boorish and unconvincing to use being a Westerner as a label to discredit than taking the tiny step to actually dissect their works for critiques, and worth calling out. You know, the same usually provided to Easte-- Japanese artists by /jp/sies.

>> No.40822537
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I'd write a series about 2hus and their sex-trade.
Unfortunately my brain took it easy for too long.

>> No.40822568

>>40681121
that's because it's not real dumbass.

>> No.40824473
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Does no else suspect the fairies of light? I like to imagine they own and are the girls in a brothel.

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>>40789590
Eirin helps out humans to the extent it allows her to maintains a good relationship with the human village. She's not going to over exert herself for their sake. She's not going to examine hundreds of deceased genitals out of the goodness of her heart. At best she would toss some penicillin at them while pretending to actually give a damn.

Also, more BB to piss off that one anon.

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>>40824473
Definitely, it's not called the (red) light district for nothing.
It would fit Star, and she could definitely convince Sunny that it's something entertaining. Luna would be harder to get into.
Imagine those tiny Luna hands on your erect member.

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>>40829737
Why would I pay for fairy services when I can simply catch one on the wild?

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>>40660966
Post text hooker 2hus

>> No.40830827

>>40828313
Why do people get so angry over Baalbuddy? His art is funny and charming

>> No.40831634

>>40830827
For a normalfag

>> No.40833171

>>40831634
how much of a normalfag a fa/tg/uy can be?

>> No.40833834

>>40822537
This thread got me back into writing.
Hookerhu stories soon.

>> No.40835696

>>40822537
>>40833834
/jp/ should do a hookerhu writing collab.

>> No.40835959

>>40830827
It's not really Baalbuddy in particular, it's because he draws Japanese Otaku characters in a style that's plausibly non-Eastern and the dialogue is culturally Western.
More than a few people on /jp/ that simply have little tolerance of that and see that alone as sufficient to discredit it.

>> No.40836062
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>>40835696
Would be awesome to have a bunch of /jp/sies write not just 2hu pr0nz, but just regular stories.
Guest appearances by Futo porn writer and kogawriter!

>> No.40843095

>>40836062
shotgun reimu

>> No.40845662

>>40660966
Do youkai even have values like that? I'd guess if any of them needed money they'd do it without second thought

>> No.40851126

>>40845662
Unless it's scary sex I doubt youkai would be interested in having sex for cash. They'd likely just kill a human and steal their bread and honey.

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>> No.40854623
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Kots fallen on hard times.

>> No.40855052

>>40854100
Source?

>> No.40857627
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I'm gonna try and start a story on the fairies of light and their brothel, hope to return bearing gifts (also want to make a general hookerhu/sexual favors oneshot compilation.)

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>>40857627
Came out a lot-more story focused then I initially planned, but whatever, it helps with immersion.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40977669
(Would love some fellow /jp/sies thoughts on this!)

>> No.40866801 [DELETED] 
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She can hook you up.

>> No.40866825
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She can hook you up with any number of girls. Money up front. No kinky shit.

>> No.40877447

>>40866825
>kinky shit
Are armpits kinky? What if I need kinky shit?

>> No.40880481

>>40877447
Nah with so many 2hus plodding around with their pits exposed, pitjobs are probably like wristies over there.

>> No.40890569
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Sanae on the game

>> No.40895024

Which 2hu is the cheapest one?

>> No.40901059
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>>40895024
Shion, followed by Raymoo.

>> No.40907169

>>40858339
Do one about MILFhus

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>> No.40924164
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What is she going to do with that Miko?

>> No.40931391
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40931391

PUT ON THE RED LIIIGHT

>> No.40931682

>>40854623
Chen would never

>> No.40935959

>>40931682
Yukari made her do it

>> No.40937142

>>40895024
Sanae does it for free

>> No.40937510

>>40692055
hey, uh could you find me the creator of this image or the source.

>> No.40942813

>>40937142
So does Byakuren

>> No.40949042
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>> No.40950048
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>>40937510
Thing is that i am creator and source as well since i have not posted my stuff anywhere, i sometimes post my stuff just here in /jp/ even though people here like i prefer drawings and unfortunately i dont know how to draw, atleast not good enough to publish anything but i still attempt to create something with ways that i know better.

Been working on tanned and bottom heavy hooker/sluthus past few months among other things and thats just picture of one of tei variants.

https://files.catbox.moe/u9fnei.mp4

>> No.40950116

>>40950048
>shigureru
I miss him..
> i am creator
Good luck anon with these 3D stuff

>> No.40956165

I can fix them!

>> No.40956349
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40956349

Burn.

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