/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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The most exciting time of day is finally here!

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Does it really have gears?

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>>4065687
Don't know yet, I'll be testing it out in a few minutes though so I'll get back to you.

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what_a_coincidence_its_masturbation_time_for_me_too.jpg

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balls deep in hatsune miku

>whathassciencedone.jpg

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>>4065703
Please let us know how it felt.

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>>4065703
Hurry up.

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>>4065703

It's been 15 minutes, you've gotta be done by now

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>>4065723
>balls deep in hatsune miku

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Sorry but what the fuck is this shit?

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Buying fleshlights again anon-kun?

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>>4065703
>30 minutes later

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>>4065814
Sorry, I needed to find an appropriately robotic Miku picture to enjoy with it. Anyway, the results. Yes, there are gears in there. I could feel them pretty well with my finger, but it was hard to distinguish them with my dick. The hole was pretty tight, I was worried my super size American dick wouldn't fit but it stretches really well. Anyway, it's a sure step up from fapping, having pressure all around instead of where your hand is feels pretty amazing. Also cumming inside something is quite the experience.

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>>4065943
Quite the experience eh? Would you dare say, it is a pleasure even?

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>>4065971
The pleasure of cumming inside, even.

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>>4065989
>Miku Monday
Go back to /b/

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>>4065971
Yes indeed. The few seconds after you cum where you're still hypersensitive you're suddenly surrounded by a nice hot sensation pressing in from all sides. Speaking of sensitivity, I think the years of fapping abuse made me lose some of it so I couldn't appreciate the finer details of this. I'll try and take it slower next time and savor the experience.

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>>4066011
how much did you pay for it OP?

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I thought it was a fig and imagined the op fucking a fig until I enlarge the thumbnail again.

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so.... im guessing you just discovered the wallpaper section of project diva and think that we want the PSP walls

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>>4066033
$30, not counting shipping.

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94mm? Really?

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>>4066053
30$? its not that expensive

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>Yes, there are gears in there.

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[Anonymous No.]

Damn, now I want one for myself.

Did you have any problem at customs? How was it marked on the box? It'd be awkward to receive something labeled as "sex toy".

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[Anonymous No.]

What is it called?

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>>4066292
No problem with customs (its not like those other onaholes labeled "7"). Box was marked as "toy".

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why did you only post pictures of the box and not of the thing itself?

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am I the only person seeing how fucked up this is?

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>>4066403
Get the hell out of here

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>>4066412
why?
youre fucking a doll and apperently IM the one doing something wrong here

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>>4066403
Yes

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>>4066425
>IM the one doing something wrong here
You are doing so many thing wrong.

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[Anonymous No.]

what a great society we live in

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[Anonymous No.]

OP, before your next session, try soaking it in warm to hot tap water for a few minutes. It really improves things when you're penetrating something warm.

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Most Important question, where can you order one of these

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>>4066458
Great idea, I'll be sure to try that.
>>4066459
http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/OMO324

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>>4065943
you should try a real woman, you'll be blown away dog

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>>4066459

I still recommend the Fleshlight (non-smooth inserts), but if you're wanting something from Japan (still better than 99% of what is produced for America), here's a few links:

www.jlist.com
www.kanojotoys.com/shop/
wackyoutlet.com/index.html

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[Anonymous No.]

>this onahole is a total 19 cm
My penis is only 16. Such a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

how about some pictures of the real thing, not the box?
im curious to know what it looks like, also the gears inside...

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So what purpose do the gears serve

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I'm actually considering buying one 25€~ euros including shipping is nothing, too bad I'm too embarrassed by the fact that I'm buying something like it

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[Anonymous No.]

not sure if i want to shove my penis in something that has gears but 30$ is certainly alot cheaper than fleshlights.

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Another tip, never wash your onahole with soap or use non-water based lubes. The material they're constructed of will break down in the presence of soap (and oil.) Instead, simply rinse with warm water and let air dry. If you want to disinfect (and for onaholes that aren't open on both ends) use isopropyl alcohol for disinfection and rapid drying.

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>>4066542

Here's the deal, Fleshlights are more expensive than some onaholes. However, the material they're made of will last for years versus a few months with other toys.

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>>4066502
Taking a picture of the inside is difficult, you must understand.
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4971/dsc02369.jpg
>>4066508
Pleasure.
>>4066524
I didn't feel as much shame as I thought I would.

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>>4066292
>How was it marked on the box?

The few times I've ordered such things, the box has been marked "Hobby Supplies" or "Toys". No problems with US Customs.

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I've heard things like this get in trouble in the UK customs, last time someone box got opened up and he got arrested.

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>>4066601
Customs in Canada is likely to confiscate it and use it themselves, the fuckers.

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>>4066616
>arrested
lolwut? why?

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>>4066616

I'm glad my country still hasnt banned loli as cp, so at least I'm not afraid of that.

Oh and I just ordered one, prolly will die of excitement and embarassment in these 7-10 days

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>>4066633
FUN: BANNED IN BRITON

I always find it funny that its easier to mail goods to the US, but its easier to visit the UK in person.

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>>4066645
Well, a sex toy isn't going to fly a plane into a building.

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>>4066616
That's a tragedy. His life must have already sucked pretty hard, and then he gets arrested because of it. Nothing ever went right in his life.

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>>4066633
You have to ask? Moral conservatism. People have been jailed for sex toys in supposedly "free" countries like the US, Canada, the UK or Australia for years.

If you want sexual freedom, go to a Scandinavian country.

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>>4066633
>>4066642
I'm pretty sure it was a thread right here on /jp/ or perhaps it was /a/?

But anyway, the dude was warning fellow UK importers to be wary.

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>>4066660

Too bad the recent "leaders" here in Finland will prolly ruin it in next few years

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>>4066660
but i already live in a scandinavian country

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>>4066668
Yeah, US morality is sadly starting to influence Europe more and more. Here in NL, too, the anti-pedo movement is getting more aggressive and louder every day (pedo being a man who looks at a girl who is more than 3 years apart in age with him).

It's also because of sensationalist media reporting on cases like Benno L. The real pedos are always the ones getting us simple deviant folks who just like loli into trouble.

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I'm sure your parents are so proud of you for imagining sex with an imaginary cartoon. Enjoy your virginity.

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Hey /jp/ is there a way to make one at home without the need to buy something online?

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>>4066764
http://www.break.com/index/how-to-make-a-homemade-sex-toy.html

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I thought I was a loser with no life, no goals, and no future.

Then I stumbled across this thread.

Thank you, gentlemen, you've put it all in perspective for me. No matter how I end up, I can't possibly fail more than this.

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>>4066756

I'm sure your parents are so proud of you for poorly trolling. Enjoy your imaginary badassery.

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>>4066778
Haha oh wow, but what if I don't have any latex gloves....?

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>>4066791

Buy some. 5 bucks gets you a box full.

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>>4066791
Stop cheating on your hand.

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>>4066778
I tried that twice the other day. Doesn't work. It'll loosen up after like a minute.

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>>4066772

Enjoy your stay in /jp/

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>>4066772
Maybe you should stumble back to /a/ or /r9k/.

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>>4066772
I assume you think every single woman with a vibrator is a total failure at life as well?

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>>4066756
>>4066772
Hay guiz, this is my first day on jaypee too.
Whats up with these weabo losers anyway?

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>>4066772
Keep telling yourself that. You're bound to sink even lower and lower as long as you come here.

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>>4066814

I came here from /v/ and we have avatarfags and people who jack off to cartoons, but wow this a whole new level.

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>>4066806
Good point, I probably wouldn't want anything to do with women who buy anime-themed sex toys and lament the plight of shota-enthusiasts in overly moral first world countries, either.

You're some kind of genius, aren't you? Weird, creepy motherfuckers of the world, unite!

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>>4066819
>/v/ calling /jp/ pathetic
I just don't know what to say.

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>>4066817
Which is why I avoid this board like the goddamn plague.

Until someone links something amusing, that is.

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>>4066819
If you don't like it, get out.

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>>4066837
Thank your shitty friend for linking you here then. The plant has already been seeded in you. It's only a matter of time, faggot.

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Oh jesus. What's with the sudden infusion of the retarded normalfags?

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>>4066837
If you come here at all, waiting for something interesting to be linked, you do a bad job of avoiding it like plague.

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>>4066833
/v/ is a goddamn socialite's club compared to this failboat of a board.

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>>4066848

It's prolly just one pathetic troll like always before, nothing new to see here

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>>4066848
Seac/a/ts

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Thread's over. Poor trolls and normalfags have arrived.

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>>4066865
Thread's over, butthurt weeaboos are butthurt.

Go home and cry to your waifus.

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>>4066872
As you can see , we'd rather fuck them.

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[Anonymous No.]

i love how you call us trolls while you refuse to acknowledge the fact that this shit is fucked up,
youre fucking a plastic doll of a cartoon character,
I may fap to hentai and such but this is going in a whole other level

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, the normalfags have a problem because onaholes are too weeaboo? So fleshlights are ok?

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>>4066872
But, as you can see, we're already home.

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>>4066898
watching hentai and using a fleshlight is ok... but a japanese fleshlight is just sick, man

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>>4066924
Totally, it's a like the difference between night and day!

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>>4066924
jesus christ, it doesnt fucking matter that its Japanese,
are you that dense?
didnt even mention a normal fleshlight either

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Protip for normalfags: Onaholes are not "plastic doll of cartoon character". It's a fucking fleshlight, and the packaging is of an animu character.

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>>4066930
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I know it's intentional, but you're completely missing the point. Then again, if you're content to be reviled by society at large and whatnot, then have fun with that. This is a new level of human depravity, even for you. /jp/.

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>>4066924
And using an AMERIKKKAN fleshlight is somehow less creepy and sad than using a japanese counterpart that it's actually cheaper and does the same job?

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>>4066924

It's cheaper, thats the only reason we consider it over pricy fleshlights

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>>4066956
what exactly is your point?

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>>4066956
I was referring to this >>4066829

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It's funny how people mention that they masturbate and it's okay.
But when somebody decides to maximize fun from masturbation it becomes sick and pathetic.

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>>4066956
Not really, this is quite an old level.

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>>4066956

Damn newfags, /jp/ has always been like this

/jp/, Never Change - Anon

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Well seriously what can we do now that the j-list ads are back and advertising onaholes

[IN elite !EiENTeirl2 No.]

Real normalfags from /a/ or us trolling ourselves again?

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>>4066956
Just go back to your own board. We shit on our own floors here. This thread is just cute compared to the other threads in the past.

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>>4067001
People still haven't learned to use adblock?

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[B][U]WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE REPLYING TO SELF-ADMITTED TROLLS FROM /v/?[/U][/B]

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so was it ever discussed what the gears do?

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>>4067047
Unique pleasure.

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>>4067066
are they made out of plastic or rubber? plastic would feel uncomfortable if you ask me.

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>>4067093
Same material as the rest, some sort of silicone I think

[Anonymous No.]

Reason tells me to avoid buying this. My penis tells me otherwise.

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BREAKING NEWS: /JP/ RESPONDS TO TROLL

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>>4067333
Your penis > your brain.

[-TheSignPainter !ghtwlkTLn. No.]

Sorry, couldn't help myself from posting, even though I said I would go away.

Nice sex toy by the way OP, I've seen those before

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>>4067385
I don't think his penis is bigger than his brain, bub.

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>>4067377

Whats /JP/?

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Wow, you guys are pathetic as hell