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Only the pure may post here, no filthy earthling allowed

>> No.40588919

>>40588872
Smelly.

>> No.40588988
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40588988

I piss on your thread

>> No.40589153

>>40588988
Your dirty earth is already an ocean of piss itself, you wretched worm

>> No.40589255

>>40588872
Post giant lunarians

>> No.40589313

Reminder that in canon one of Watatsukis is fucking other one son.

>> No.40589377

Lord Tsukuyomi and his entire civilization vs The God-Emperor of mankind and his imperium

Who win?

>> No.40589699
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Moon beauties have no competition

>> No.40589706
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Whooops, messed up with that white circle. Now its perfect

>> No.40589988

>>40589153
His IQ is probably higher than the entire Lunarian Empire combined.

>> No.40590576

>>40589377
I'm sorry but there's no chance in hell the moonies could even survive in the 40k universe.

A better match up would be Warhammer fantasy's Sigmar and his empire.

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>>40588872
felt cute
might liberate some moon rabbits later idk

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>>40588872
Yes, yes, only our cute and magnificent and pure and cool, superior masters are allowed to get posted in this thread! They're so much better than us. We can never hope to compare to them, because we suck so much and I hope everyone understands this, because otherwise, it'll be just another flaw worthy of their sneering!

>> No.40592659

Moon sluts must be broken by human dicks

>> No.40595713
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>>40592659
Only the princesses
You surely wouldn't want to fuck your average lunarian (see SSiB's gateguards), they look bland as heck

>> No.40595963
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>>40588872
Don't mind us fairies.

>> No.40596915
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40596915

Did someone say lunarians?

>> No.40596982

Can you guys stop lusting after the Watatsuki sisters please? I'll have you know they are both already happily married women.

>> No.40596993

>>40596982
Those anons lust over them because they are the only breedable moonies around, Eirin and Kaguya can go get hanged

>> No.40597022
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>>40596993
Is the one winged angel a joke to you?

>> No.40597264

>>40596982
No! They are pure sex!

>> No.40597295

making the sisters dyke out for a human audience

>> No.40597329

>>40597295
charging the sisters with crimes against humanity, using it as an excuse to reverse engineer shinto-buddhist purity and lunar tech

>> No.40597336

>>40597329
>charging the sisters with crimes against humanity
That's tsukuyomi, the sisters are only accomplices, they can be spared

>> No.40598604

Human village population is aging.
Most of the young men just fuck fairies or masturbate to illustrations of perfect lunarian women.

>> No.40598683
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Of course you human apes are so brainless you've substituted the empty space in your heads with your genitalia. Is all you can think about sex and procreation and what to have for dinner later? What a base thing is humankind. How did you gormless creatures even develop your poor civilization and society when you're barely a step above animals and cattle? All you do is sit in your room or basement all day long masturbating and thinking 'uohh I would love to have a Lunarian waifu to breed many kids with uoh' or 'uoh we earthlings should totally liberate the Lunar Capital with our stronk army and american freedoms that ain't free, we beat them before with golf balls even though we didn't actually'.

All you pathetic animals and unevolved sub-lifeforms can do is fantasize because it will never be reality. You will never even intrude on the Moon else all your countries and populations would be purified down to the last atom constituting your very bodies and earth. No Lunarian sits secluded in their chamber pleasuring themselves and thinking about having an extraterrestrial lover. We would never dream of consorting with your weak kind, you aren't even worth having as slaves. I'd laugh if you told me otherwise.

You earthlings are nothing. We Lunarians are pure beings, we have attained a state of complete and utter perfection, and we are beyond the definitions of mortality and immortality. We are beings that exist beyond life and death and our numbers have living gods among them who lead us, while you humans have been suppressed for generations by the Youkai we created to keep you in check, and we did it merely out of spite and not because your growth ever worried us or because we feared you. We are divine and infinite and everything you will achieve in five million years we have already done and more.

You are nothing. You will never conquer us. You will never have a Lunarian wife.
A billion years after you've gone extinct, we will still exist here on the Moon, thriving.

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>>40598683
Based sagume, preach!
- Moon Rabbit Soldier Trainee of the Lunarian Defense Force

>> No.40598794

>>40598683
SAGUME YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST SPOKE ABOUT THE SITUATION, NOW IT'S GOING TO REVERSE!

>> No.40598852

>>40598683
I wish we could be ruled over by the Lunarians, we are such a degenerate species, we need a superior ruler to manage us in a way that makes us useful for them

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>>40598683
SAGUME NOOOOOOOOOO

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>>40598794
......It was accidental.....

>> No.40599279

>>40598881
Thanks to you, now the humans are definitely going to conquer the moon and take all the Lunarian women they like as sex slaves and wives like the marauders they are and we can do nothing to stop it...

>> No.40599590

>>40599279
Maybe she secretly wanted it because nobody on the moon was taking her virginity

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>>40598683
Get a load of this moron.

>> No.40602095
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Moonies (or moon cuties as I like to call them) have 0 minorities on the Moon
meanwhile Earthmutts have countless minorities roaming everywhere.

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40603248

reminder

>> No.40604435

>>40602095
We can tell by their excessive inbreeding.
They put the Hasburgs to shame.

>> No.40604669

>>40603248
This is slander, Yorihime and Toyohime would never betray their marriages for feral earthling creatures. People like you deserve to be purified.

>> No.40604854

>>40604435
perfection breeds cuties

>> No.40607421

>>40604669
I've already impregnated them multiple times

>> No.40608014

>>40607421
How come you still have your V card?

>> No.40610287

>>40608014
Lunarian pussy doesn't count

>> No.40611375

>>40607421
No you didn't.

>> No.40618661

>>40604669
Yeah, Yorihime would never cheat her nephew.

>> No.40623272

>>40588988
Ew please clean it already

>> No.40623311

>>40595963
My gorgeous hime!

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>> No.40633156 [DELETED] 

>>40588872

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>>40635638
brought to you by the land of the free

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>>40635638

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You kneel daily to your himes, right?

>> No.40647768

>>40641113
I hope Junko will let me have a lunarian semen slave wife after she's done with them.

>> No.40647883

>>40647768
Too bad Junko lost
Looks like you're not getting a wife (what a surprise lol)

>> No.40648248

>>40604669
Isn't Toyohime divorce or am I mixing something up?

>> No.40648367

>>40618661
> her nephew
Eww

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Lunarians and Celestials will always remain a superior and great species, mankind will keep being the dirty monkeys that crawl on their defiled land with all sorts of polluting technology and filthy antics that won't matter for millions of years to the moon and heaven

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>> No.40668623

>>40588872
evil grinning mariser!!

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Kneel.

>> No.40673277

>>40650705
Celestials are retarded aristocrats. All they is sit around and do nothing. At least the Lunarians built a life without death for themselves.

>> No.40676682

>>40662572
I wanna reverse engineer that peach for it's magical properties.

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>>40671941
No.

>> No.40688394

>>40647883
The Lunarians were losing until Gensokyo got involved.
If they didn't send rabbits down there, it would have been game over for them.

>> No.40688574

>>40688394
>The Lunarians were [headcanon]
yawn
maybe don't skip LoLK dialogue next time

>> No.40688592

>>40688574
You got terrorized by a fairy wearing nothing but a flag and a jester hat.
Three humans and a deserter had to convince a goddess and an angry mother to stop spawncamping you.

>> No.40688598

>>40688574
Cool Yorihime, whatever floats your boat.

>> No.40688752
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>>40688592
A mother who almost got decapitated if Sagume didn't save her ass indirectly

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>> No.40705353

>>40688752
That would have done nothing.
Junko is a spirit.
Look at Suika.

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40710621

Is the chink mother still upset?

>> No.40710698

Lunarians please why can't moonites and earthlings just be friends and live in peace? Why you gotta be so mean?

>> No.40711108
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Yorihime legs...

>> No.40713897

>>40711108
Are for biting.

>> No.40719745

>>40713897
You have to kneel in order to reach her legs.

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>>40711108
Are made for worshiping.

>> No.40721299

>>40711108
What is her vagina saying?

>> No.40728026

>>40710621
I'm

>> No.40738137

one day we will be lunarians
not them

>> No.40738374

>>40710698
Why would Lunarians want to befriend bacteria?

>> No.40738885

>>40588872
Martians: Allow us to introduce ourselves

>> No.40738953

>>40738885
I'm considering writing up a fanfiction where the Soviet Union discovered the Lunar Captial and the concept of Shinto-Buddhist purity during the Space Race, where they ended up creating a similar civilisation on Mars. Thoughts?

>> No.40739083

>>40738137
Yumemi needs to get her shit together, stop sexually abusing Chiyuri and return the power of magic to humanity, and the Outside World. Then, humanity can steamroll Gensokyo. Then Heaven. Then the Lunar Captial.

Death to youkai parasites (failed Lunarians monsters), the corrupt celestials (wrongfully occupying Paradise and the kleptocratic Lunar slavers (bunnies being enslaved here, plus they're a shitty people in general).

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>hecatia’d
It’s over

>> No.40739902

>>40739700
built for birthing Clownpiece's fairy babies

>> No.40740453

The only good moonie is a dead moonie

>> No.40740737

I do not care about moonies

>> No.40741082

>>40739083
man all we need is too nuke moon

>> No.40742785
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Why do virgins hate lunarians again?

>> No.40745467

>>40741082
And miss the chance to steal Lunar technology?

>> No.40745854

>>40742785
Even if Lunarians sucked them off, they would still hate Lunarians.

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>>40742785
You can't undo years of poor communication on both ends poisoning the well of the relationship between Lunarians & others.
If I may suggest a way to help, how about sending moon rabbits to be wives? Surely they'd prefer that over the military, with their cowardly nature.
Think about it some time.

>> No.40761230

how dangerous is toyohime?

>> No.40767524
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>>40761230
Very.

>> No.40772325

>>40767524
BIGGER

>> No.40775387

>>40753842
zero

>> No.40782976

i hate lunarians but i will bump the hell out of this thread

>> No.40783443

I would Eirin.

>> No.40792596
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Junko did nothing wrong, fight me.

>> No.40792748

>>40792596
She failed. That's what she did wrong.

>> No.40792769

kill them all

>> No.40794553

>>40782976
Does that mean you secretly love lunarians?

>> No.40794641

>>40794553
Maybe that I will be able to hate them for longer.

>> No.40795501

>>40673277
>run away from conflict and intentionally make life worse for everyone else with youkai
>S-see? We're better than you!!!

Honestly, the whole "china" analogy ZUN made fits them pretty damn well. A bugman will always be a bugman.

>> No.40804843

>>40795501
who are you quoting and why are you calling Junko a bugman?

>> No.40804909

>>40795501
I only skimmed it but that analogy doesn't actually make much sense unless USA = lunarians since they're the ones making everything miserable.

>> No.40805094
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Toyohime would like to know what it's like to have a human pet.
Any volunteers?

>> No.40805183

>>40805094
Why would she want a dumber, uglier, stinkier Reisen?

>> No.40805201

>>40805094
>what it's like to have a human pet.
It's terrible at the very least, they have a year-round sexual horniness that must be taken care of, a selfish mindset and need more than just grass to live unlike cows

>> No.40805426

>>40805201
Hey, I'm not selfish!

>> No.40805528

>>40805094
Toyohime would never want that. Humans are to Lunarians what germs are to humans. If a human somehow reached the Lunar Capital they'd be leashed like a dog and treated like an actual animal, constantly berated and beaten for even daring to talk with their gutteral, coarse human voice that sounds so sickening compared to the beautiful voices of Lunarians. There wouldn't even be any use for a human creature on the moon in the first place, anything they could do, rabbits could do far better. A human's only feasible role to serve would be as free entertainment, tied by their leash around a stake for others to hurl insults at or pelt with things to throw, until they drop dead from the abuse, humans are frail and weak after all.
And once the Lunarians are tired of their pet subhuman that exists only to throw rocks at, they'll have to purify his presence by atomizing him so all that taint is removed.
Humans are worthless, none of us here on the Moon would want one of those disgusting things.

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40805611

>>40805528
>Humans are to Lunarians what germs are to humans
Whoa, so she needs humans in her tummy or she will basically stop to function.

>> No.40805647

>>40805611
That's not what was meant at all you earth dweller slime.

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>>40805528
Woah, that's some unprecedented level of basedness from the Lunarians, the hubris of humanity is funny, they should know their place, even youkai are more pure than these apes by lunarian standards (live way longer and thus doesn't have as much kegare), long live the Moon and all pure beings!

>> No.40805754

>>40805647
>>40805678
This haughty attitude doesn't suit a pretty girl like Toyohime at all. Now bend over and spread your legs for me.

>> No.40805772

>>40805754
Get vaporized down to the last molecule making you up, earthling primate. You will never lay a fingertip on any Lunarian or Moon Rabbit.

>> No.40807562

Reminder to all the Mooncucks. We KNOW that Humanity will manage to build a colony on the Moon thanks to Marry and Renko. So give it up, you too will fall soon.

>> No.40807738

>>40807562
I can't wait to visit the moon and use the exotic lunarian meat toilets.

>> No.40807985

Why are they called "humans" if every single one of them is a subhuman?

>> No.40817946

making half human half bunny hybrids!

>> No.40818130
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40818130

A beautiful and quiet angel! Shame she didn't come with warranty though since she has a slight manufacturing defect!

>> No.40821540

>>40807985
sub + sub = full

>> No.40830707

i awoo because of the moon
hate loonies so much :(

>> No.40833811

>>40589699
Why are they so lewd if they're pure?

>> No.40841897

>>40830707
i awood today

hate mo n
>:(

>> No.40845154

>>40833811
The world may never know.
It's a Lunarian secret.

>> No.40845896

>>40742785
Because they're virgins.

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>>40588872

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