Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The world is too fast...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40538601
they say snail is slow, but she makes me cum fast, explain this orderites

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>>40538607
Snail is slow, you are fast.

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>>40538615
it's because of slugma

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>>40538643
My balls would be safe on a slug girl.

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fishe

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>>40538997
fish fox? fox fish?

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>>40538997
thas a focks

[Anonymous No.]

Spicy 9V cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40539118
Like salt and vinegar chips?

[Anonymous No.]

A Top 10 or Top 15 countdown YouTube channel by a Chills Top 15 Ratatoskr. Complete with said Ratatoskr having Chill's monotone voice but feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true what they say about Wight hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40539187
modern world really did a number on gossip rats didn't it? >>40539225

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>>40539225
They sink ships? They don't lie?

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>>40539225
wight hips were meant to fly?

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>>40539225
That they're not as good as lich hips?
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>40539305
Both are wonderful, no need to make it a competition.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the auntsters?
Where are the momsters?

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>>40539338
I'm not saying it's a competition. I'm just saying that if it was a competition, lich would be winning.

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>>40539450
Now you're just asking for the hip competition.

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>>40539402
You have to let them find you.

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>>40539631
I already know that lich will win so there's no point

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>>40539746
No point winning a hip competition? Excuses, excuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your waifu a shit!
i'd like mgs to break their heads over trying to understand why this is a declaration of war between anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540081
Tell them their husbando a shit and they will understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540081
Why wouldn't they understand? They wouldn't take hearing "your husbando a shit!" either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540155
>>40540161
>implying any mg would be mean enough to say that about another girl's man
something something humans are the real.monsters something

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhound's idea of a pick up line is telling you "you look submissive and rapeable, which is why you need me to protect you" followed by literally picking you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540192
That's my purse I don't know you

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>>40540192
>"I dont need protection, I need hags"

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>>40540192
I want a Hellhound wife that keeps referring to me as her " little subby slut"

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>>40540428
I think I'd prefer being referred to as her "little puppy"

[Anonymous No.]

i dreamt about holy wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540640
Well now so will I

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540862
I headcanon that wurms are among the only dragons that lactate all the time, especially when they hear a man in distress

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>>40540902
For some reason all my mind went to underground milk channels

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540986
>tap the ground
>get fresh milk
>The town only drinks milk and bathes in milk
>The women became wurms

[scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid, recobering) No.]

>>40540640

[Anonymous No.]

nice trip, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

so now that kc decided to go full on with his game how much faster will progress move/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541112
Time will tell, but I'm not holding my breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541057
what the fuck is that name

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my dick in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541214
the tail or the paizuri ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541214
manticore dragon?

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>>40541221

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>>40541187
I keep seeing this faggot on other boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>40539225
They show up early?

[Anonymous No.]

>normie meme
get >>>/out/ and delete that image while your at it, save the image limit for actual images

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541262
her arms arn't high enough for that to be considered a t pose, you're kind of reaching here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541325
not her, the image above her

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>>40539742
succs in sweaters are my fetish

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>>40541262
>>/jp/?task=search2&search_media_hash=EyY1aFyUp-_QI1cB_L0Blw&offset=0
Nobody has complained for the 2 years that manaticore has been used.

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>>40541415
Many monster girls look cuter in a sweater.

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[Anonymous No.]

>My eyes are up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541611
>>40541611
>but the dark mage is 8' and her tits are so big that you cant see her face from down there

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to flirt with the cyclops blacksmith that made your weapons and armor cause she a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541726
I complimented her biceps and her hammer flew loose on the backswing.

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>>40541611
Not thick enough

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>>40541726
I told her that her equipment was almost as good as what I got from that gremlin across the street. Not quite as good but certainly a close second.

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>>40541466
he posted a wojack in the other thread. >>40538308
he deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541778
Why would you be so mean to her, Now she has to outshine that damn gremlin with her machines doing all the work, damn cheating midget

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>>40541784
>he
So you're still seething, huh? In the last few days it was russians, /pol/tards, /tg/cucks... Who's living in your head rent-free today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540192
being a hellhound's mate would be a dream
>24/7 home security and bodyguard
>no need for blankets or heaters when you could just cuddle your fire dog
>fucks like an animal
>will enthusiastically buy you nice collars if you ask

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>>40541756
>Hits anon in the face
>Thankfully he has god level defense so he only said ow
>Cyclops is awawawing thinking about what she can do to make it up to up
>She says she'll give him her virginity

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>>40541756
>it hits you in the balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541784
Not the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

All men should consider serving a vampire. They are higher beings that will happily take you in as a servant and teach you to have a more noble nature like them. All at the low low cost of just a little bit of blood and labor. Just walk up to your nearest castle and apply today.

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>>40541836
>>40541837
>Demon Silver, It helps when things go wrong!
That being said, I was more expecting it to, say, fly backwards through a wall or her ceiling.

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>>40541850
I only serve kuudere vampires. Tall kuudere vampires with white hair styled in a pontail and cute round glasses (purely decorative I suspect, but I'm not about to ask her).

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>>40541611
I've made my choice

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>>40541854
thats what would have happened if Anon wasnt there
>>40541850
Nah, im gonna tease her with my massive yet very veiny neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541850
Does she scream my name flamboyantly?

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>>40541864

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>>40541849
>barely ontopic reaction image
>wasting the image limit
>normie memes
it is.

[Anonymous No.]

What build are you using?

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>>40541850
>tfw Vampire Counts are so lame they talk like this to humans and they, along with the Wight Queendoms, spent alot of money to make a recent trending vampire waifu anime

Lol! I'll stick to LIVING mamono thank you.

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Tell me about the turbo cows

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>>40541878
>Vampire gets a butler
>Anon mcswoleneck
>Has the biggest and veiniest neck she has ever seen as well as massive muscles
>Doesnt seem to notice that showing your neck to a Vampire is very erotic
>Also has a bad habit of flexing, especially his neck

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>>40541901
>Posting manticore in response to a tailpussy comment is now "barely on-topic"
OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541951
wellrounded clown knight, def is my dumpstat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541501
All snow monsters turn into warm cuddlers in sweaters

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>>40541953
Cows that can go at mach speed and give milk at high speed and high enough pressure to cut stone with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541864
>Oh no! Anon is unconscious! I have to take him to my bed and let him recover!
>A-and I better get him out of those clothes and search for other injuries!
>Y-yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite pharaoh pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not really into butt stuff, but something abuot turning your faithful kiki into a total buttslut just feels right, like this is exactly what you're supposed to do to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542009
no, find 'em yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: Shoggoth toed boots will protect you from any and all foot related injuries that may occur when working with heavy materials.

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>>40541980
its not the fact that a manticore was posted, its the fact that a normie meme was posted using a MG coverage to make it count as on topic.

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>>40541951
Going full charisma. Everybody always says CHA is basically the 'slut' stat but I don't believe that. I'll outfox those mamono with my dashing good looks and silver tongue!

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>>40541992
I'm going to need an ice queen with some of the weather coming my way, stat.

[Anonymous No.]

Using megamorphosis on your holsts to make more milk is not against regulations, right?

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>>40541850
I will serve a vampire only if she talks all flowery and verbose. Not just using archaic words, but you know exactly what I mean.

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>>40542006
>Cyclops Chan fighting her instincts to rape poor defenseless anon and trying to make sure hes good

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>>40542047
Hot weather is just an issue of your local fire monsters being sexually frustrated. Go find a pyrow, ignis, or hellhound and do your part in lowering the temperature.

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>>40542080
nah, just they will have a venus body type now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542110
venus?

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>>40542080
No, you just have to note that the milk comes from a magically fortified source.

>>40542089
>G-Good, he's not injured. Now to wait till he wakes up and apologize.
>And not do anything else.
>Yup, not do anything else
>.....
>W-well, I better work on some orders while he rests.
Sexually frustrated smithing.

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>>40542124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Aw4RNWtbg

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542124
sometthing like this

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And everyone gangsta and it's all fun and games until hordes of kikimoras in brownish military combat uniforms armed with mosin nagants and ppsh smgs all shout:

>"UUURRRRAAAA!!!!"

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Little known fact is that common cats can turn into cheshires trough a special magic ritual that opens their minds to self-referential humor.
This ritual is called METAmorphosis.

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>>40542167
I can hear the cheshires sighing in cringe from that statement, anon

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>>40541611
I want dark mage wife. After banging her ever since she was just a fat-bottomed cheeky brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stepped into the wrong Grove, human

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>>40542161
Anon I know its summer time but now is not the time for a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542188
Pffff. What are you gonna do, wave a stick at me, treehugger?

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>>40541858
I'm gonna need some examples of this. Kuuderes are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542037
Shoggoth socks are enough to do the trick.

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>>40542080
well, ask for permission first, but no its not

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542177
They deserve a taste of their own medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542124
>>40542161
something like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542248
Man I fucking love hags so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542281
i love love crazy ones a lot more
https://imgur.com/YjGSwya

[Anonymous No.]

Satyros is the only mamono I actually find hot as an auntster. She's just perfect for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542310
she already drinks wine and has that cool vibe to her

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>>40542047
I hope you don't mind if she brings the whole family

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>>40542124
Check the non futa thread on /d/

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Do you think we could have gotten MGE anime? If KC was more inclined to make manga instead of a game it could have probably happened there just isn't really a story to adapt. There are multiple MGE novels but, setting aside the hentai elements, none are owned by KC/Kurobinega which I'd imagine would deter anyone interested because of trying to sort out the rights.

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Post your best anubis pics please!

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>>40542394
If they're all okay with sharing me.

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>>40542482
You know they would've crammed some kind of horrible shit into it, regardless of KC's wishes

[Anonymous No.]

undead milkshakes machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542515
>arms raised
AWWW it wants hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542596
Yeah she wants hugs, no matter what she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542310
>not wanting a spider Auntster who makes you comfy clothes and really cool Halloween costumes

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>>40542610
Remember, the warmth of a husband's hug can loosen even the stiffest of Jiang Shi's.
Possibly too much as they go limp against their husband and make lovey dovey mumblings.

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>>40541951
99 Sl
66 End
48 Vit
16 Str
12 Att
10 Dex

Giant's
Giant's
Giant's
Havel's Ring
Ring of Favor and Protection
Black Flame
Black Flame
Father Mask
Chaos Zweihander
Grass Crest Shield

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542638
just look how limber this jiangshei after getting cuddles

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>>40542009

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>>40542693
post the superior version

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>>40542703

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>>40542689
>Yosh! Thanks to that hug from my Husband I'm all nice and loose!
>Which means its time to put it to good use.
>Eh? What do I mean?
>Uf-fu-fu-fu, It means its time to go to 'bed' Anon and show you what I can do.

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>>40542708
hot, love it when monsters make other monsters suck their titty

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>>40542708
>she starts sucking
>like, REALLY sucking on that thing
>hard enough to weird the apophis out
>"o-okay, you can stop now"
>pharaoh keeps schlurping up snake milk
>"...p-please stop"

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>>40542749
good, I'll take the other miker

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542749
A milk addict Pharaoh is something I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542749
ya and then you suck on the pharaoh and get double distilled milk

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>>40540192
>"Give me one of those famous giant hellhounds I've heard so much about"
>Lilim brings out an 8ft tall hellhound from the back room
>"Something wrong, human?"
>"No. She's pretty big... I guess..."

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>>40542771
>she only has the biggest, thickest and milkiest monsters as her servants
>often in the middle of speech she calls up an anubis to suck her titty to sate her thirst

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>>40542835
the REAL trickle down economics
brought to you by big tidy

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>>40542856
Exaclty. Girl went away from Ra to Hathor.
Only fertility and plenty from now own so she can better savor it.

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>>40542730
same, i think its really hot when they do yuri stuff.

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>>40542914
Hell, the river even flows with milk, that’s how plenty her kingdom is

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>>40542914
>even takes luxurious milk baths from the serval servants of the kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be abducted by a powerful wight and given to her daughter as a toy

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>>40542955
>>40543004
She's living her best, slightly degenerate life.

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>>40542623
I really, really want a spider, just not an auntster.

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>>40543005
>a powerful wight and given to her daughter
M-m-m, anon, you are mistaken.
The daughter is wight, her mom is wighter and her grandma is the wightest.
Please don't confuse them.

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>>40542955
Those crocodile girls are fucking stacked.

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>>40543017
All that milk has to go rancid real quick in the desert, though. It would smell. Smelly pharaoh. Go to winterstown instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543103
Monster milk is special, doesn’t go rancid

[Anonymous No.]

being a living recharge station for an automaton

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>>40543110
You can even use it as embalming fluid.

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>>40543017
Imagine fainting in the desert and waking up in the desert kingdom of the blessed of hathor

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>>40543139
>everything looks exactly the same

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>>40543139
>all the priestesses are fretting over you, worrying about you being dehydrated and heatstricken
>one of them gets a bright idea
>milk has water in it
>and you need water
really, are there any problems titty can't solve?

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>>40543171
>tries to be sneaky
>*SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH*

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>>40543173
Can it solve homelessness?

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>>40543264
Homeless shotas can live between huge titties

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>>40543173
>After you've been literally nursed back to health
>You are brought before the great pharoah of Hathor
>She has massive tracts of lands so milky you can swear that you can hear them from where you are kneeling
>Her hips and thighs are just as massive and soft
>She approaches your kneeling form and says
>You are the man who was told in the old tales that you would lead us into a new age where we dont fear the dreaded grape snakes
So what do you do

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>>40543212
If you can hear her coming, it's already too late.

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>>40543358
This cat uses cow no jutsu, tyhe art of usng tits as weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543358
>offer to hold her tanks as she walks to reduce the noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543370
People may doubt their methods, but none can question the results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543475
>Anons defeated in this method have a goofy perverted smile
>So COw no justu is also know the way of goofy smiles

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>>40541951
>STR 7
>END 8
>DIG 1
>CHR 7
>DEX 6
>INT 4
Perks
>Resist Pleasure
-20% chance at succumbing to pleasure based skills
>Barbarian
Increases Strength and Endurance by 2 if not wearing armor, reduces intelligence by 2
>Friend of Beasts
Any wild beast monster is 20% less likely to attack but encounter rate is increased 40%
>Village and City Monsters have -20 opinion penalty to all social interactions.

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>>40543358
Weak human dick just can’t beat this

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>>40542843
Dude its easy, just call her mama

[Anonymous No.]

I have this very specific need to be properly charmed and seduced by a classy and eloquent snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543615
Sorry, they're all out of elegant snakes.
You can have a NEET snake instead

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>>40541951
Summoner class. 3 STR, 3 DEX, 4 END, 96 ARC, INT 7. I traded a lot of STR and DEX for more familiars. Can still walk, jump, and do stuff myself, but sure as shit can't fight. I have like 8 summons, though, most of which are out permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541951
Str 99
agi 99
Dex99
END 99
Int -33
DEF o
I wrestle wurms

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>>40543699
>anon being carted around by a pack of overly-excitable Familiars
How often you you end up where you wanted to go versus where they decided was a good place to go?

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>>40543327
Milk the grape snake

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>>40543782
You now have access to grape milk

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>>40543764
I mean the Dark Oni I summoned is pretty obedient as long as i fuck them and occasionally drink the stuff they give me. Other than her... no. We go were they want to go, but I'm fine with that since their first priority tends to be fucking my brains out. The ones that I don't have summoned constantly aren't constant for a reason. They're practically feral, horny demons that I only summon in emergancies, or when they force me to.

[Anonymous No.]

your getting on that train anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543919
the wurm train?

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>>40543828
It's easy to forget when looking at 2d art that many monsters casually have massive tits that maybe 1/100 women actually have. Imagine a world where 50% of women are walking around with massive milkers. Look at those things, each one is larger than her head.

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>>40543934
sounds amazing, just imagine the slioshing

[Anonymous No.]

Fit vampire that uses you as her protein shake

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543932
>Wurm moves along the rails and makes train noises (CHOO-CHOO)
>stops at stations and yells ALL ABOARD
She can't possibly keep this up

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>>40543934
Monsters make human women seethe! Their weak human spines can't handle properly sized breasts, it's so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543963
Big breasts causing back problems are a myth caused by our lazy sedentary lifestyles and lies perpetuated by the medical industry. Actual exercise and daily movement will fix that

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>>40543960
>Shes actually pulling the train carts, and Wurms do this stuff for fun in dragonia
>After you get off your stop, ywn go up to the wurm train conducter/engine to say thanks

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>>40543934
Well I was definitely never into MGs for the realism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543983
>>40543983
yup, if woman worked out their back muscles, they can handle big titties but thats what most monsters do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543983
Minotaurs are so lucky that they're strong without having to work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543960
>>40543985
She would be perfect working a job as one of those train rides for kids at a carnival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544021
I see wurms doing those type of jobs sonce they love kids a whole lot and very caring

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544021
>get on the Wurm train
>there's a sign reading: This ride only stops for emergencies. Crying is not an emergency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544031
She wont stop, but she will give you wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you dumbasses keep making multiple threads? Quit that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544038
I heard wurm milk makes you hella strong in exchange for some INT points, also gets you a new companion as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544075
You don't understand, the other thread was made by the one armed man. He's out to get us all! If we used his thread, it would be the end! Cats and dogs living together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544088
jokes on them i have no INT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543934
Imagine the back problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543358
barbie crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544075
>2 people make a new thread
>1 picks up, other gets barely bumped
>ends up lasting for days because it barely gets any posts

If you want to complain, tell the other thread to die already instead of injecting more embalming fluid

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40544161
The dates are days apart. Recycle threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544154
I like not getting banned, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544165

[Anonymous No.]

I want lilim to treat me like a mere human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544184
No because the other thread is ritually unclean and using it would validate [insert boogieman here]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544189
I think its WAY better to either strategically cover her vag using the environment, or just give her panties. Just having the crotch featureless ruins the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544130
so you grow closer to an animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544226
Do I look like an artist?
I just shaved off literally a handful of pixels just in case jannies got mad.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/66695768

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544252
I didn't know you actually edited out her pussy, I thought that was the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544184
Yes, bend over for newfags pushing their retarded ideas on us, I'm sure it won't lead to more early threads and even more drama further on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40543934
>It's easy to forget when looking at 2d art that many monsters casually have massive tits that maybe 1/100 women actually have.
Can't have that specific problem if I mostly look at fat loli ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544265
You mean your drama, which you always bring into every thread. Don't reply to me fag.

[Anonymous No.]

I went to do something and it went to doodoo that quick and the dude is trying to play both sides, dont feed those trolls, feed these trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544275
Fuck off, mgt will keep doing things their own way, no matter how much you cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Trolls are super cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544532
just be careful of the troll biker gangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544592
more like cute scooter gangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544251
i am returning to the fish brain

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>>40544592
im more woried about getting smacked woth some troll titty

[Anonymous No.]

Unseal the hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544706
im going to unseal the wurmyhebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544706
I will always unseal a monster, regardless of how evil she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541951
CHA/INT wizard is peak male performance. Only build with an answer for everything. Slime? You have spells for that. Gap you can't cross? Spell for that. Lock you can't pick? Yup. Big monster not taking no for an answer? Easily suspectible to illusion magic. Order paladin thinks you're a filthy degenerate heathen that consorts with monsters? Speech 100. Still doesn't believe you? Curse him to be a hellhound's target. Any other obstacle you can't surmount alone? Go over a contract with a demon to have her help you, ask for some time to look it over, and then trick an anon into signing it for you. Get bonus reputation points for being such a good matchmaker. Take the CHA/INT pill today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544597
not so cute when they trap you and ride circles around you while calling you handsome and offer to bake you a pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544744
nah, that just be the easy way, I take the strongman/martial artist build, nothing like the sweat from your brow, full effort, and your brute strength to carry you forward towards being the strongest creature alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544744
Still loses to foxes and tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544744
i literally dont have a cha score anymore
i cant

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544786
>t. a mere human

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544895
at first, thats why i drink tons of wurm, bogie and jabberwock milk followed mulitple rounds of penis training then superset it with a normal boring but big lifting rountine everyday

[Anonymous No.]

You really shouldn't try and make a cheshire cat upset.
Chesh's ire is not something you want to experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544913
Why bogie? Clowndragon Strike focused build?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544952
Hmm, going strong with them dad jokes, i think you might be arousing a few cheshs
>>40544959
flexibility and agility

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544952
Good joke, but fuck you for making it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544959
Clownfagration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544966
what the hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544786
>Only gameplan is bashing your skull against every monster you see
>Instaloss against the first monster that decides to rape some sense into you instead of letting you pass out of worry for your safety
>"Yup, I'm workin' hard."
You're allowed to have your opinion but just know that me getting dubs proves mine is superior. Ask any demon.

>>40544863
>foxes
Are stupid and easily outwitted. Why do you think they're getting sealed all the time.
>tanuki
Just throw your pocket change at another anon as you run away.

>>40544889
I'm sorry to hear that. Pure INT is a close second at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544972
uh, nah. Its wrestling and throwing them. I still have some INT, just goes to show you aint a INT build if you can't think of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40544972
for the record, >>40543699 is me. Arcane all the way, baby. Only people I can physically talk to anymore are my summons. I respect your build, though. Pretty optimal, but I think you could do with a tiny bit of Endurance. Just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40541951
I just spam mummification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40539225
Undead hips are great in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545075
very nice undead, would take off the street for free

[Anonymous No.]

Kots

[Anonymous No.]

which monsters would love steak pork and all the other red meat the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545182
>anon hanging with the cool cats
they're gonna be a bad influence on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545182
I need more monster delinquents

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being an orphan human boy in the devil bug slums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545230
I'd rather be an orphan in hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545223
Imagine a kunoichi deliquent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545182
helpful kots

[Anonymous No.]

The need to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545240
I'd be the trouble maker that keeps pranking and playing around in hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545267
transcends death itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545204
What do you mean? He is just sharing some snacks. What’s the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545266
but doc I'm allergic to such treatments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545266
Overdosing on kots can leave you kototonic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542482
>Do you think we could have gotten MGE anime?
Only tourists want an anime. Oldfags understand that if MGE becomes popular in the media, it will be ruined. No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545426
Purple paws typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545309
he's sharing snacks now
but before you know it he will be skipping class to pet kot tummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545309
>He is just sharing some snacks.
And then he will become the snack that is shared.

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon starts taking dating advice from the local pyrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545501
so she finally left her cave after so many years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545501
"Wear spats" is not real dating advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545475
Imagine getting dragged off by delinquents, forced to skip class with them and they make you rub their bellies for the entire period

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545521
But it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545438
Only way it would be feasable is an explicit hentai ova, removing the sexuality for a mass audience would cripple the quality and like you said a mass audience that cares nothing for the setting would be detrimental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545552
putting monsters in proper clothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545450
Unsupervised use of narokotics is a big problem in modern mamono society.
Kotologue of dangerous substances is getting updated almost weekly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545240
>Hagville Devil Bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545677
I can feel the chesh ire's from here as well as arousal from how good dad you'd be with all those jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545677
>catamine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545717
I use a more refined drug, mofphine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545701
I dont like bugs
Bugs are icky

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545738
You will marry the bugs and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545501
UMPH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545755
No.
No bugs.
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn big booty mamono children.. seducing an adult.. needs advances responded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545677

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545860
respond by kicking them into the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545755
Yes I will.
But only specific bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545708
>Anon marries a Cheshire
>years later their daughter asks how she was conceived
>"Well it was a practical joke by your mother"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40539187
>Top 10 Order plans the extremists countered
>Top 10 human nobility who are actually monsters
>Top 15 times a high ranking monster married a weak boy

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath convent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545929
>Top 15 times a high ranking monster married a weak boy
#1 is summoning circle beneath the word (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545974
>kidnaps anon to make him her mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545994
>shog ruins everything to make it about herself and her "mastah" delusions
This is why nobody likes maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546012
nah, just everyone hates shogs, kikis are fine. Just shogs gotta throw themselves at every opputniry into everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545994
addicted to shog cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545882
Wrong, the response is sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546023
HERETIC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545974
One day owo succ will score

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546056
no u
>>40546062
but that day, aint today

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546023
>kikis are fine
Kikis are literally the /tg/ posters

[Anonymous No.]

40546069
my fren, that be you. Kikis are not the probelm, you are. always stirring shit to feel something on your patheic life, in a room, doing nothing but baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546023
I must admit, shogposting has become quite annoying as of late. It's all fine and dandy in moderation but this is starting look more like spam than relevant discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546069
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546087

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546069
Nigger schizo faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546084
It has been for a good two months now. And Its the same shir
>>40546087
some shit head used kikis as way to shitpist /tg/ shit and I assume is the same person who wishes to shit up the thread, I.E. the person you just asked to explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546087
Someone once said that they were from /tg/ while posting a picture of a kiki, so now anyone who posts a kiki is from /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to post this old maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546084
wow
just like fox posting
and hag posting
and worm posting
and hellhound posting

its almost like theres limited topics

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546084
Meido spam has always been shitposting bullshit. Notice how it's picked up in the months since fox bloodline spamming has finally died off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546132
Just because you called me out doesn't mean im gonna stop hagposting

I love hags too much to stop anon, I am sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>only 50 posters
dont we usually have at least 100?

[Anonymous No.]

So what ya wanna talk about, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546153
i dont care if you do i just dont like that content controlling nigger constantly bitching

[Anonymous No.]

I like raijus, can we talk about raijus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546201
so what about the zap weasel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546132
There's a big difference between talking about same stuff and just mindlessly shitting up the thread even replying to unrelated posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546159
It's Saturday night so some of us are predrinking alone before coming here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546201
blue Gatorade flavored girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546221
perfect for an restoring electrolytes by kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546207
Do you think they get shrines? They arguably have a better claim to divinity than foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546201
She's electric
She's got a family full of eccentrics
She's done things I never expected
And I need more time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546240
they do have them but it smells like their fluids desu so almost no one comes to those shrines

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546201
she is a bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546132
I agree that these things get overdiscussed, that's why I try to talk tone down my autistic hellhound obsession from time to time. But there's no reason to sperg over it and doing so only encourages shitters that want to ruin those topics and the thread for all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546115
This was the first kiki picture I posted in many weeks and I'm not from /tg/.
Some subhumans are having fun plunging this thread into chaos by making up random shit like kikiposting or shogposting being a problem and they are not beyond spreading outright lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546201
I do too. Was proud of my fighting game character of them. Wrote a bad story about them many months ago, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546220
Oh, good call. I'll join them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546240
they are both equally important.
foxes are the fire mofu, raiju are the electric mofu.
likewise: ratatos are the nature mofu and tanuki are the gold mofu
now can anyone think of a water mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546289
bunyip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546289
bunyip is the water mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546289
merrow! have you SEEN how fluffy their hair is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546302
>>40546304
ah of course, i didnt read about bunyip much as snakes are not my first choice so i was foolishly thinking wind mofu off of the colors and poofy design
but who would take the place of wind then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546350
knife weasel trio

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546350
ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546368
she aint got mofu anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546350
bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546388
She doesn't have as much as other girls but it's quality over quantity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546420
thats a pretty cute ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546201
I wanna ruffle her hair and end up on the floor within a few seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546175
Kunoichis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546513
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546513
bully ninjas

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546159
Usually 100 by the end of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546175
Auntsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540192
But what if I drug and rape her?
Does that seem too forward for her? I don't want things to get weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546513
>>40546530
how about a ninja auntster that cant stop peeping on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546525
Wait what if I am the president?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546175
Geizah butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546588
is tiny and flat like the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546037
It does have a mind-blowing taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546530
I want to have forbidden romance with my auntster and try to hide it from my momster

[Anonymous No.]

imagine posting on 4mon about the fact that you still stay hard after nutting a couple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546270
Hey now, that’s just how she shows affection
>>40546527
I see she is ready for her mission to infiltrate the cat kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546676
>chesh momster walks in on you cumming balls deep in your auntster
>takes out her phone and starts blasting Sweet Home Alabama

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546525
I'm bad enough dude to rescue ninjas from the president.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546676
>auntster steals you away from your momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546676
Even though there's no real reason to hide it, the feeling of secrecy would only make it hotter when she drags you away to fuck during visits or family gathering
or when she sneaks up on you and sucks you dry in the dead of night just because

[Anonymous No.]

>>40538601
There's a cycle that goes like
>slug beats snek
>frog beats slug
>snek beats frog

Wonder how that came to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546721
guess momster chesh is next

[Anonymous No.]

Having a jabberwock auntster that teaches you about sex behind your adoptive dragon Momsters wishes to keep you pure before you marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546810
Japanese rock paper scissors. An older Chinese version has centipede instead, which was replaced by a slug probably because of a mistranslation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546676
>think your being sneaky with auntster
>the whole family can hear the bed creaking and your auntster screaming for children
>they don't have the heart to embarrass you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546175
Little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40539225
>Local Wight discovers denim for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546937
>the first wight girl in mom jeans was seen later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546937
and what a joyous day it will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546920
>You try and flirt and kiss when no one is looking at the dinner table
>Everyone just knows you two are just lovebirds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546960
big wight booty now in blueberry flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546527
I had a weird but comfy dream about a kunoichi.
We were sitting in a park during some sort of celebration or festival. Just watching people, leaning on each other and talking about random stuff, like she loved turtle soup and turtles are my favorite pets so there was some tension about that, we watched some reptile mamono eat a handheld console (for some reason everyone acted like it's completely normal), things like that. I caught her quoting Lovecraft, specifically "The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind" but she denied ever reading his books.
Thing I remember the most is that she absolutely refused to remove her face mask, insisting that it's better that way and we're going to meet again anyway so it doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547003
>we watched some reptile mamono eat a handheld console
that had to be a wurm or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546963
>momster has stop herself from rolling her eyes when anon tries to "distract" her so he can go for a kiss
>almost groans when auntster pretends nothing is wrong with a big blush on her face
>has to pretend they arn't totally groping each other under the table
>watches as they go into the anon's room, too horny to pretend they are not secret lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547003
>Meet in a dream
>Quotes Lovecraft
>Refuses to remove facemask
>You will meet again
Hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546920
>>40546963
I never knew I needed this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547099
when I had a gf in highschool, I sat in the back of the class just try to be sneaky and get some kisses in. It was a good thrill

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547123
>gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547123
>gf
fuck off normalnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547173
>>40547181
keyword had, i aint got one now but enought about IRL shit, lets talk about why wights are the sexiest undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546928
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547258
not that anon but I want one to ravage me.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547302
dark choco monsters make me go coco for coco puffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547302
>kot think she is master seducer with the old "pay with body" scheme
>pizzaboy anon just takes here back to the pizzaria and plops her on the counter
>"Here's the payment boss!"
>demon boss can only glare and at the cowering kot
dumb kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547331
delicious chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547469
i do have quite a sweet tooth for chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

Was this thread preceded by that >>40519538 one? I can't say myself anymore now that new threads are constantly false started and duplicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547507
youll need a coin for the ferryman

[Anonymous No.]

>Sandwiched between palace guard and priestess anubi in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547507
The previous one was >>40528827

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547507
There's a tourist making early threads, those are getting ignored and making the "real thread". For some reason the tourist keep making early threads despise those getting completely ignored, and meido doesn't want to delete those early threads either

[Anonymous No.]

>>40437365
Would commit warcrimes with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547258
Cute age gap romances and lewd size difference sex with both good girls and slutty brats.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep falling asleep. The waifu must have spiked my food, or swapped out the bedsheets for weresheep wool. Or maybe I've lost it, and keep mistaking every pillow for her plush thighs or butt

[Anonymous No.]

Can't stop thinking about anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
Do your best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
Think about Gazer, instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxhound...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
This but with Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
They are fluffy, cute, exotic, and will schedule your life to help with your crippling anxiety.
But they also serve a pharaoh and are highly work oriented.
Wildcards are the autism and living in a desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
>Life with Anubi
>Wake up and prepare body oil while she makes you some espresso
>Rub oil on her so the harsh sun doesn't dry out her delicate skin
>Breakfast in her gold bed with soft sheets
>Work on the eastern side of her great pyramid
>Lunch with her feeding you some fig newtons while you rehydrate
>Quickie in the shade as she requires semen and can't wait until evening
>Rest before getting back to work
>Work is finshed
>Dinner and watching the sunset on her oasis palace
>Pawrubs as she has been on her feet all day working hard to ensure that the schedule is followed.
>Rest of the evening spend inseminating her as she requires an heir and anon is the only suitable servant anon may not be of royal stock but anon is miles above the enslaved help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547742
Someone needs to stop those Liches already before things REALLY get out of hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547791
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547791
liches get stiches

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547791
Don't you like science anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547841

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547841
It's all fun and games until we end up with a Hell-Wurmphomet or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547858
I say that is still fun

[Anonymous No.]

I am really shocked KC is still getting money on patreon, it even went up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547712
>>40547724
Office anubis is nice and all, but I also want a big guard anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547858
imagine bogie jabberwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547875
just be careful anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547735
Sorry, monoeye ugly. Fat, stumpy nose ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547302
>b-but i need to pay rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547886
I won't be. And I'll accept the consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547855
nice monstergirl faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
squishy dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547898
Not the guy who posted Promstein but she is an angel from MGQ she created Chimera abominations in that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547898
She is an angel chimeric plant

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
i cannot stop thinking of ways to mess with one and making her take a vacation since they think shes gone off the deep end since she seems to be talking to someone that isnt there

[Anonymous No.]

>Archeologist (tomb robber) Anon has finally found his big score
>Dodged all the sphinx, mummies, sand worms, and other assorted monsters milling about outside these ruins
>Find a secret room sealed off by magic and countless other safeguards
>A room this hidden MUST have the good stuff, who knows what artifacts lie within
>In your haste to loot the room, accidentally trigger one last countermeasures
>Drop to the ground paralyzed as the room seals behind you
>Well shit
>Meanwhile
>The High Priestess’ ears twitch as she feels her spell go off
>Probably some sphinx trying to slack off or a mummy that got lost
>Sighing, she set off to free the hapless soul
>And give them a lecture they won’t forget
>After all, only an idiot would try to sneak into her bedchambers while she is out

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder if your blood type is O- you are essentially a vampire chick magnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547909
>>40547915
>draw a human
>call it a angel
my point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547894
>Anon was last seen being dragged into the anubis barracks for "stress relief" for the guards
Well, atleast the guard anubis population is gonna spike so that's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547924
So AB men are safe from most vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547924
What does A- get me? Am I safe from undead?

[Anonymous No.]

I will make all pyramids I see into cones at nights
>>40547924
well shit, Im fucked since I get cut somewhat frequently due to being clusmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547963
You get a new money vampire with atrocious taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Pyramind into massive titty shaped pyramids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547924
It’s my blood, she can’t have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547701
I can't stop thinking about loli anubi with wide hips and shapely behinds made for groping and anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547979
And that's how we got our first nuclear plant

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548041
You can have her milk in exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547841
Science is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548112
I want science to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547814
Gazers eyes will NEVER top Shog’s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548141
Muscle-lich doesn't use science, she's natty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548163
Proper nutrition is science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548153
what is the name when eyes are like that ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548163
A corsoe having muscles like that is not natty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548153
Please calm down with the shogposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548153
I wish to live in Miss Shog's mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>sith wife demands to sit in your lap while she holds cat court or whatever
>Get raging stiffie from rubbing your wifes wonderfully soft fur
>she exposes your cock and engulfs it inside her cat pussy without stopping her work
Life in the cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548257
>furshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548303
Please help me name her for the ao3 version

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547841
I only like the science of cows and milk

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire is worst undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548508
but what is the best?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello thread. I will not be doing more monster girl fighting game characters, because I have run out of fighting game creativity juice. I might start again, or have a sudden idea, but for now, no more. It might just be a lack of motivation. Don't lnow. Instead, enjoy this wonderful image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548527
This one>>40548500
And jiangshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548508
>Appeals to my fetish for getting my blood sucked
>Cool castles without being a monarch
>Powerful
>Stylish as fuck
>Eliza is one of them
>Capes
You are objectively incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548590
>powerful
Lol, lmao even
>stylish
They look like old grandmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548626
>look like old grandmas
??? are we occupying the same universe?

[Anonymous No.]

i keep accidentally cutting myself when i shave. need shog meido to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548702
I have not once regretted switching to electric.
That said, I imagine beast MGs might prefer that you stay a bit fuzzier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548732
i cant stand having facial hair, though. id let it grow if wife wanted it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548732
nah clean shaven is where its at, the wife will love rubbing that smooth surface

[Anonymous No.]

Hags leave less room on the stage for younger, prettier girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548527
Zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548823
poor wight has fallen on hard times

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548223
You live in her pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

Would like a cheshire to wrap her paws around my neck. Not like choking me but like her lying against something and me lying against her and she rests her paws on my chest and I hold them while I fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548508
Vampires might not be as good as Wights and Pharaohs but they're still the third best undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548641
they do tho, just look at these hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548823
>Auntster gets trashed off one (1) margarita, strips down to her thong, and starts poledancing on the bar's stage while maintaining eye contact with you and moaning your name, the front of her underwear becoming visibly damp

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549069
>bartender mumbles that it was non alcoholic
>anon slowly sips his shirley temple as auntster starts twerking in his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549042
well they look about 40, but most vampires just... dont?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine having family in wonderland and you have a Jabberwock aunt, a march hare aunt, a jub aunt, a chesh aunt, a madhatter aunt, and a mature bodied alice aunt. Now that would be fucking insane
>>40549117
vampires are old

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549126
please stop the slander you'll upset her
shes like 600 but slept through most of it, don't remind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549126
but who is the coolest aunt? I mean you got to pick your favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549104
>anon accidentally breathes out too hard (slightly harder than usual) while his auntster's damp, thong-clad crotch is gyrating in front of him
>auntster immediately collapses to the stage floor, her hips twitching and shuddering uncontrollably, and her pupils going heart-shaped while she wails anon's name loudly before passing out with an exhausted, lewd smile on her face and her tongue flopped put of her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549148
good question, It would be a toss up between the jabberwock, the cheshire, the hatter and the march hare

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549163
>anon sighs and pays his bill
>leaving a huge tip of course
>he bridal carries his passed out auntster back home
>as he tucks her into bed, he wishes she wouldn't do this everytime they go out
>he knows he can't go back to that Chilis anymore

[Anonymous No.]

i want to help a tsurara-onna warm up. i feel like a hot water bottle right now. i'm not warm myself, but i touched my side and im raditiating heat. it has to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549148
Hatterina always talks about cool sex facts
Jabber teaches me how to kiss and how to do it well and has nice thicc lips and some nice chocolate skin, Cheshy is the besty at vidya and she always has the best vidya, and Mary March hare is the funny one, always somehow ending up talking about her doujins about an auntster and her nephew having sex which oddly look like me and her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549200
>auntster catches anon's arm while he tucks her in, pulls him in to use as andaki while she slumbers
>has dreams about a happy, loving married life with her beloved nephew that make her giggle and coo in her sleep while anon has his head mashed in between her massive auntster tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549237
Warming up tsurara-onnas is relevant to my interests

[Anonymous No.]

>ancient evil fox auntster
>has taught you plenty of dark magic that your parents would faint over
>just from the magic she has taught you, you could flatten continents and reform the world at will.
>the full extent of her power is unknown, all you can do is guess that she holds the power to literally break the planet.
>despite all this magic she wants to be a be cool like the other auntsters and drink wine
>but craft beer is enough to put her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549350
>she trains you in magic, so she demands you help her train her drinking
>you wonder if its some long term plan to always sleep at your place
>as you watch her pass out after drinking a beer, you wonder if she really is that smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549350
>she wants to be a be cool
i really need to proof read after i go back and edit the middle of a sentence

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She cooked dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549464
>chef's hat on her tail
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549464
ah yes the green cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549502
Gotta keep it safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549506
She found oven mitts in her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549464
She made fruit cake for dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549762
Vegetable casserole

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat raw meat like animals with my savage wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549825
Don't do that anon, you will get a tummy ache

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549464
Her tail is getting rather plump. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549921
Plenty of love in that worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549894
Gonna need to teach them to eat meat that isn't either raw or overcooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549894
I'll do it every once a while to scare people after Im done with my wife by not cleaning off the blood

[Anonymous No.]

>adorable
>innocent
>built to be a broodmother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550144
>Adorable
Yes
>Innocent
No
>Broodmother
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550144
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes you have to relax and let your body rest.
Your waifus will get annoyed if you work yourself to exhaustion or to the point that you're unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550301
but how am supposed to extend my stamina if I dont run until I can and do it over and over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550326
>Nurse uni sighing at Anon as he recuperates in bed.
>"Anon, you know that if you run too much you'll actually LOSE stamina due to losing too much weight?"
Sign up for Nurse Uni's diet program to learn how to maintain proper nutrition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549464
STOP MAKING ME CONSIDER GREENWORM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550354
but i ate way more each time! Hell Im eating 1000000 kcals now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550362
I consider her like a sister, strictly platonic I would try to help her find an anon to love but I personally couldn't do it as no attraction exists for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550354
no time for that nurse, gotta keep moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550382
Is that a Trailer Park Boys reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40550414
I believe it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549464
It's amazing when you stop and think about it and realize that 1 Anon's dedication to Greenworm memed here into S+ tier status and helped her attain legendary thread Anon status as the ultimate girlfriend material.

If only all species of Monstergirl were so lucky to have a waifufag of his calibre. Greenwormfag, we salute you!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird that I feel more at ease when I know Gazer is watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547302
I still don't know what the 'beast test' is or how to pass it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551372
>he's not gonna pass the beast test
Well, we all know what happens to people who fail the beast test

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551372
Upon failure of a beast test 5 hellwans are dispatched to your location courtesy of beast patrol.

[Anonymous No.]

What's something your waifu (or favorite girl) does that you find super cute? What's something you do that she finds super cute?

[Anonymous No.]

squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551869
I think sneezing fire is kind of cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551869
Wears lewd clothing while blushing so hard she turns pink

Asking her to wear said lewd clothing while dancing around the subject to the extent it takes all day to get to the point

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551447
>Well, we all know what happens to people who fail the beast test
They go to summer school?

[Anonymous No.]

stop spamming the board you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551869
She likes to record our dates and watches them later when she thinks I’m not looking or when I’m not around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551975
You don't understand, the other thread was made at the wrong time. The stars weren't right. Disaster will befall us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551969
>meet your classmates, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551960
need to recharge her battery

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551969
>>40552022
There must be some mistake, I'm a Human, I'm not like these animals!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone like goblins? Disgusting creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552022
I want to shave her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551969
yea sure...summer school

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552029
calling them animals? rude
see you in beast detention anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551751
but what about those who fail on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552036
You can take the Goblins in the park home, they’re like zombies and are free to the public. I have 279 goblins running around my backyard as we speak.
Please send help they’ve turned my backyard into a war zone between the treehouse and my tool shed they both turned those into miniature castles and are in a constant state of feuding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552036
hahaha oh no! I've been captured haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551869
Suddenly taking her by the hand makes her blush and squirm, but not resist.

If I'm overwhelmed, I sometimes make gurgling noises involuntarily. She thinks it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552036
nah they are fine, if behind a fence of course

[Anonymous No.]

The category is: Girls you would insta lose to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552097
MATING

PRESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552097
>>40552163
>You've got a part of that wrong, I'm not a breeding slave to you.
>You are all breeding slaves to ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552163
>>40552178
goblin girls getting far more than what they bargained for is a hot scenario
>formerly smug and snickering band of little green girls is now grasping for air, ahegaoing and leaking cum out of all their orifices

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552261
Gotta keep those little knife-eared delinquents in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552261
>>40552282
Just remember to behave yourself around goblin queens, they are royalty after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552337
She's going to look like a green balloon once I'm done with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552413
Anon no! You'll cause a diplomatic incident. Millions of Goblins will invade, just a sea of small, green feisty onaholes engulfing cities and towns. Is that what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40548590
I have an extesive list of things that I would like to see in a vampire before I'll inevitably kneel and propose to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552435
>Cumflate the goblin queen
>Rest of the goblins invade because they want it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40549126
>vampires are old
They aren't old, they are venerable.
They aren't awkward, they are short-spoken.
They aren't couch potatoes, they are contemplative.
They aren't lazy, they are conserving energy.
They aren't kiss sluts, they are monitoring your taste as a bloodbag.

[Anonymous No.]

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552533
Woah, cool Banshee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552555
She read Crying Freeman and decided to change professions

[Anonymous No.]

>>40540399
Rich hag hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

Fox

[Anonymous No.]

What's the optimal height difference in a man & monster girl couple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552869
About the difference between the foot to the knee, so one side can ride/fuck the other in a piggy back ride.

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL go into the tomb
You WILL fuck the schedule dog
You WILL have many daughters with her
You WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552869
If you're taller she must be at crotch height if she's taller you must be able to use her boobs as a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552869
Her boobs at your face level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552869

[Anonymous No.]

>>40546810
>>40546857
Also the OG legend of jiraiya the gallant, where the frog ninja saves the slugprincess from the demon snake

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd as fuck harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take in a cold, dirty, lonely, abandoned, black harpy prostitute, give her a place to stay, and turn her into a lovely, happy wife with many daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552869
Her head height should be level with your crotch, or she should be an inch or two shorter then you. Both are acceptable options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552867
There are two kind of foxes:
The good ones who eat fried tofu
The evil ones who eat livers
She looks like the evil type

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553364
Those are the best ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552894
>>40553341
What are the benefits of her head being at your crotch level?
Seems like it'd be inconvenient for many activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553419
>Seems like it'd be inconvenient for many activities.
Such as

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553419
Loli. Imagine you're not wearing pants and she's hungry for you. I'll let you draw the conclusion from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553419
It makes her sitting in your lap much comfier

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553364
It's team
>Fufufufu~
or
>Gakakaka!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553545
Smug, mean, domineering foxes with sharp teeth and bright eyes are best foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552867
>>40553364
>>40553545
God I love evil foxes

[Anonymous No.]

don't lie anons, you'd insta lose if a fox wiggled her big ears at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553545
I wanna get fufufufu'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553492
That's true, but a real man would enjoy a much bigger monster sitting on his lap and smothering him in softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553562
n-no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553562
>No way I'd lose to a fox, they are boring, dumb, bland and-
>*fox wiggles ears*
>PLEASE FORGIVE ME LADY I WAS IGNORANT AND WRONG
>*fox wags her tails a tiny bit*
>I SUBMIT PLEASE MARRY ME YOU BEAUTIFUL GODDESS YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTER TO ME IN LIFE ANYMORE
Yes, that's what would happen to me and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553545
>Walking around dressed like that? Back in my day, I'd be dragging you into the woods for some rough lovin' and liver eatin'.
>What? It'll grow back, don't be such a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I'm going to get a threesome with Tarrasque-chan and Gojira-chan and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553562
This, but cow instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553579
stay strong anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553681
>break into some ancient ruins, expecting to find an automaton or something like that
>there's no machinery or furniture down here, just a bunch of huge concrete containers covered in warning signs
>something has ripped the containers open and removed whatever was inside
>when you reach the center of the facility, you find a dragon sleeping on a massive pile of glowing rocks

[Anonymous No.]

You're all fox sluts and I'm ashamed of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553860
Rocks with a healthy green glow?

[Anonymous No.]

The mofu police would make out like bandits if they were to raid anon's house.

[Anonymous No.]

Selling mofu resistance potions 400 gold each

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554031
Does it work against large volumes of mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stick my fingers in a black harpy's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

the only way to gain mofu resistance is by building up your tolerance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554101
Studies have shown that against up to seven tails worth of mofu it will work every time. Please ignore that warning label on the back it's just some legal junk they make us put there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554121
>You walk up to a black harpy and shove a finger in her mouth
>She chirps in surprise then blushes
>You both stand there uncomfortably
This doesn't accomplish anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554134
This is fucking bullshit, others need to learn powerful spells or buy expensive consumables to charm, while those animal-eared sluts just wag their tails for free and the charm status effect procs every time.
Even the Manticores that everybody keeps calling OP need to hit with the ranged spine attack first, I hate this kemonomimi meta

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554176
why would I, the apex of evolution fall for some cat-bat-lion-whatever dumb animal with a spiky tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554198
Would Manticore get offended if you said
>what the fuck are you even
to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554134
Maybe just a little fluff wouldn't hurt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554198
>some cat-bat-lion-whatever dumb animal with a spiky tail
t. me dirty talking to wife during segs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554221
The edgier manticores would try to pull off a cool reply
>I'm a monster who eats rude boys
>I'll make you learn about my body, in great detail
>Soon I'll be your mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554305
Would it be rude if I started laughing at hearing one of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554221
>You know that's an excellent question. Fortunately I happen to be an expert in mamono biology

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554318
The last one deserves ridicule.
Then go marry lolicore to rub it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40552044
>>40554332
ekhm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554318
Very rude, at least try to act scared or you might hurt their self-esteem.

>>40554335
>Older manticore just wants to spoil a man with love and rape
>She keeps getting rejected
>One guy even married a much younger manticore just to taunt her
Poor girl must spend her nights crying in her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

I am nothing but a mere mammal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554366
Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
Getting horny now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554381
Monster girl discovery channel must be quite the experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554332
>anon spends 4 hours listening to an incredibly detailed and boring biology lecture by Dr.M.Core
>just as he thinks that's the end of it, the nerdcore throws her glasses away, rips off her clothes and announces that now he'll be able to put all that newly gained knowledge to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554439
That explains why she spent so long on how numerous and sensitive tailpussy glands are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554406
>"Here you can see the loli in the wild claiming a man. This one has mostly given up but there are plenty more about and if we are patient enough we'll see another thrilling hunt from the start."
>"And over there you can see some witches from an organized sabbath set up a camera to record a- oh no, we've been had."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554221
they will always say "the correct term is manticore" as they squeeze you. However I would still love to tease one as calling her any kind of animal on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554406
sadly despite being one of the most viewed things on live television, the show got canceled
it simply got too expensive and tedious to find a new professional cast after every filming that was into the featured monster

[Anonymous No.]

good morning thread. i love most of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554565
Put me on as cheap amateur cast. I'll wrestle some crocs on camera to teach kids

[Anonymous No.]

the words of the day are "ass" and squeezing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554631
i dont, because im not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554732
more than one type of love my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554732
i dont mean the romantic kind, dont worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554879
I know a pastor that uses that in every speech he does at weddings

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched that movie The Fountain, and you know what would be cool?
A Tree of Life Dryad gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554671
>Plain girl gets monsterized into a big meaty snake final boss
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554134
>C'mon, grab a handful!
>listen to the fox
>get immediately addicted to mofu
>she scoops you up, humming contentedly
Oldest trick the book

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554732
I like your booty but I'm not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

I love alps.

[Anonymous No.]

I love hags

[Anonymous No.]

I love nuns

[Anonymous No.]

I love Jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

I love mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553419
>What are the benefits of her head being at your crotch level?
"Imagine manhandling her tiny body and walking around the house looking for things to bend her over"
- Plato in "The Art of War"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553990
it doesnt sound like the mofu police are protecting or serving

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553364
or borgar, the neutral one

[Anonymous No.]

>>40555480
What's your favorite flavor of flayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40555717
I really like the idea of a pure black, malicious mindflayer. Complete with the demonic black sclera and all that.
Classic purple is good too. I would also like to combine my love for wonderland and my love for mindflayers into the pink and black wonderflayer. Her tentacles taste like raspberry milkshakes and you neeeever get tired of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553364
There is so much more to life, and so much more to foxes. This one's favourite snack is (you)r soul. She'll give it back. promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40555319
You know, some especially religions kunoichis are known to join convents in extreme cases. Those nunjas are a rare sight indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40555717

[Anonymous No.]

>defeat difficult boss after figuring out the solution to a hard deungeon puzzle
>open treasure chest in the final room
>memekot ass

I hate it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556680
sex is the best reward. It doesn't matter what the vagina is attached to. Now go and reproduce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556680
>Defeat echidna boss
>Open chest
>its the echidna in a wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556742
Top tier prize right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556742
>Defeat mimic boss
>openchest
>more mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556680
>defeat boss
>"Amazing chest ahead" is scribbled on the floor
>open chest
>there's another chest inside
>keep opening until there's one small box size of your finger left
>open it
>there's a note inside
>it's a photo of chesire's tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556786
>Defeat boss
>open chest
>get a myconid
>"Sorry anon, but the princess is in another castle"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556854
I don't think she's a bad catch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556742
I love breeding gacha but I hate the snake hair
I'll have to pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556854
I would sodomize the mushroom with the handle of the axe i used to drop the bridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40555851
>pure black, malicious mindflayer. Complete with the demonic black sclera
That sounds extremely hot. I'm assuming she has pale skin to pair with her black appendages. She better have black lips too.

>>40556565
>No goth flayer gf with her big pink friend to have mind melting threesome with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556854
Myco Myco Nii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556869
its just two snakes, compared to medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556874
I'd rather sodomize the princess instead, but you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556904
I anon was making a joke on how frustrating that age old line is to see 7 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556917
Yes I know, butt
>myconid comes back 7 times to get sodomized by anon
I think she likes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556917
>>40556949
If she's that determined, I don't know how the princess can compete.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a moderate.
t. Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556894
Thats 2 snakes too many anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556917
>>40556949
>>40556974
is it bad that I thought of a ceshire joking that you used the axe becuase your actual weapon is too small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556881
probably pale skin, but not like white human pale skin. maybe a grey, instead, with glowy bits? Maybe make the flayer's colouring look sort of like a suit, so she could have a tie-like tentacle between her breasts, and the inner bit is white like a shirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556993
just headcannon them as hair ornaments

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556991
It warms my heart to know that Druella, by all modern standards, would be considered a far right nazi.

[Anonymous No.]

everyone knows that if super mario was MGE, the princess would be abandoned as everybody tries to fuck bowser

[Anonymous No.]

>Get a job teaching English in Zipangu
>Your students insist on doing something to welcome you
>You end up the only guy at a Sabbath orgy where you learn that even your youngest student is over 100 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557038
i mean shes a monarchist if anything. pretty retarded, but druella is too smart to be a nazi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557059
>bowser
>has NINE KIDS
more than used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557115
Wrong
only eight kids
remember, bowser himself is the eighth stage usually, making 7 and then you add bowser jr, it becomes 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556991
>Extremist funded documentary on corruption fanatics
>First interview is with an angry Atlach-Nacha who believe every single women should become spiders
>Next is a deranged Dark Priest who randomly poisons water sources with demon drug concentrates
>Then Druella who claims to be a moderate and calmly explains she only targets cities with a lot of human suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557059
I am reminded that the OG explination for the 7 bowsers in the first mario was that bowser and the koopas knew black magic, and that each bowser was a generic enemy in disguise (revealed if you kill bowser with fireballs as opposed to jumping over him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557234
Sownds like a fun idea of a monster being in the villains place, and feeling sorry for them

[Anonymous No.]

Please post fat hags or fat gecko tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557059
>fuck bowser
I don't know how many times I've heard that wordmixed from Hotel Mario dialogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557308
gay luigi
gay luigi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557308
Words from an old video come to mind: all true warriors strive for cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557377
I dont care how cute my waifu is, NOBODY fucks with my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

酔っぱらいホワイトホーンさん
Drunk White Horn-san

清楚で真面目な人ほど酒癖が悪い。
The more neat and tidy you are, the worse your drinking habits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557059
No, would bounce on the turtle girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40538601

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556854
>Tfw the princess is a hatter herself and tries to pull the same joke on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40556853
defeat boss
>"Amazing chest ahead" is scribbled on the floor
>open chest
>there's a Mimic
>she's actally pretty flat...

[Anonymous No.]

>ancient wight wakes up
>What do you mean nobody makes garum anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557549
The ones with wings are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't be able to live with a vampire because I can't dance and know nothing of proper etiquette, just being near proper vampire young lady would make me imlpode from insecurity.
On other hand, her making a proper gentleman out of me would be a pretty funny bonding experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557880
Vampires dont HAVE to be fancy. Plus, even if she was fancy, she can easily teach you like you said. Its not like they're always fancy anyway. Most fancy is just a facade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557594
lets see what happens when she sees cute werecat videos on montube on anons smartphone

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557911
True, but I like when they are fancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557911
>Vampires dont HAVE to be fancy.
they should at least have fancy underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557911
I think most vamps become fancy because they have the time to spare, usually have mjnions to do the detail work, and after years of norma level stuff becoming boring, they can only be excited by doing fancy stuff.
>where shorttimer Anons rush thru life on junk food, vamps will take years preparing for a fancy event

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557911
>Vampires dont HAVE to be fancy
Someone post that Flan smell chart. Or maybe don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557911
kinda like thos poor vampire cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40554170
It accomplished me feeling the inside of her mouth and her warm, slimy tongue. I wouldn't be uncomfortable. I'd just keep feeling around as long as she lets me, enjoying the experience.

I'd also want to do this with a holst.

[Anonymous No.]

Need monstergirl who loves to tease and bully me with her feet

[Anonymous No.]

Have sex with evil dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558394
evil is just a word

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558394
>evil dolls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dcmLscf3g

[Anonymous No.]

>>40557880
I wanna make a vampire angrily bite me for “ruining her physique” after I get her hooked on so called “commoner foods” such as pizza, hamburgers and slushies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558394
As long as they're not flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547923
>>40552892
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558433
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558394
Anon how many times do I have to tell you? ‘Creepy’ doesn’t necessarily mean ‘evil’.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558394
i will but i will also be stuck in her manor as well

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558503
I HATE foxes who have 4 ears.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a headcanon that the demon lord's magic permeates through all of space. The aliens are horny as fuck too, and they WANT humans. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558681
Venus Attacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558681
>headcanon
>he doesn't know about KC's greys (who will never be forever stuck in limbo because the game won in the fucking poll)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558711
>venus
so nice curvy meaty hags from space

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558736
I do know. Theyre just not real yet. Sadly. I personally bet theyll be abysals rather than aliens, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558736
>never
ever*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558736
>greys
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558681
>>40558711
>>40558736
>>40558754
>>40558771
>>40558795
>>40558876
>activate the XMON project

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558736
It saddens me to know that we'll have to wait years if not a full decade before getting some species that were teased
>Greys
>Balrogs
>Shrimp knight

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date that creepy dark mage that lives in a cabin in the magic forest and who still plays with dolls. She might even have a 1:1 scale of (you)

[Anonymous No.]

I’m starting to think kitsunes are really dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559055
you mean really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559100
These are not mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559055
Lies and slander, they are very smart and cunning creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559111
>cunning

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559019
The game is better though. Also if he isn't an idiot he'll realize he can add new girls to the game at the same time.
Except he won't because the game is going to basically mean one old girl gets updated art a year at best
At least he's working on actual porn cgs now. Always a bright side, plus his stellar writing gives us better memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40547003
The only time I had a dream about monstergrls I dreamt of a very classy and charming bogie with serene smile, we were stitting on a porch and watching rain fall on some lake or river. Don't remember anything else except the feeling of absolute comfort and contentedness like this is exactly what I've wanted my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559055
Who showed the Kitsune the "stuck in the washing-machine" meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558736
Ayy lmao. Personally I prefer grays, but different strokes I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40558736
>KC's greys
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559055
Not so.
Kitsunes are very smart, just very specialised. They are adept at social interactions and more abstract intellectual pursuits like reading or art, but don't know much about some things you'd consider obvious.
So while you could spend hours with a kitsune talking about the medieval fables and how they differ from region to region as she slowly creeps closer to you until the two of you are cuddling and she starts to kiss your neck and bite your ear, at the same time this same kitsune can, well, dive headfirst into a washing machine sometime later.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best black harpy pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559207
He made a big list of the monsters he'll make in future, and greys were one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559258
https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
this link is magical. please use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559308
Does anyone still have the list? I remember it mostly but I want to see if he gave it in order of intended release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559308
so space is a thing in mge?
i always assumed it operated on elder scroll rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559324
>I don't read the lore
based /tg/bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559320
I would, but those galleries contain lewd, and I cannot expose myself to lewd. No, I need wholesome SFW pics instead. Please help an anon out, fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559353
>/tg/
isn't /tg/'s thing an obsession with lore though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559361
fuck no, you get
>>40559364
they disregard lore, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559364
in the sense where they just make shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559361
>I cannot expose myself to lewd
Not our fault you're a retarded nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559361
so go to the gay boad then, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559364
Only the bullshit they make up themselves. They don't like when official material gets in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

it's hard to take ms wolf seriously when her tail is wagging so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559364
yeah but not the lore of the setting. They'll make up elaborate events involving cities and shit then insist that the main villain is a succubus who is going around dryfishing men.
I don't get it, the setting is so barebones that if you take away the loviing monster wives you just have a generic fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559406
I think they want generic fantasy. Those shitlords couldn't peal themselves away from tolkein's balls if they tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559413
>Tolkien
>implying
Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559391
>>40559387
Sorry frens, I just can't stand to see the girls I like being defiled by other characters. Not gay or retarded, just protective is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559500
that's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559500
theres plenty solo pictures, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559406
>They'll make up elaborate events involving cities and shit
Oh yeah, I remember when they kept trying to worm their way in and would repost their shitty fanfics here. You could tell it was some /tg/ repost after maybe 3 or 4 lines of greentext, because it was so focused on military, politics or had a fancy fantasy name for every character

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559403
Wolves are literally dogs if you know how to deal with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559133
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559522
Could you post some please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559500
>Not gay or retarded
You are both gay AND retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559547
Not without getting banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559547
You can go and look for yourself, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

fat ass in a dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559559
Nah, the SFW ones. I don't want lewd. Even if it's solo. Takes away from the mystery

[Anonymous No.]

creepy monsters that live in mountion have monster titties

[Anonymous No.]

Think you can make it through 1 shift as a waiter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559568
>constantly has to deal with getting the spotlight stolen by her familiar
>and sometimes her familiar's familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559652
nope. i will spill something and cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559652
I'd ask for milk as a tip instead of money and see how quickly a monster would do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559662
they come together as a buy one get two free sort of deal

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lilim to pin me to the wall and start groping me with her hands and tail while whispering sweet nothings into my ear

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of harpies. Their wing hugs are underrated.
soft, silky, smooth feathers are like a velvet blanket enveloping you but much more intimate and heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559702
Wings must be big.
Therefore, griffons are the best.
There is no griffon standing behing me and making me type this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559669
>spill expensive wine on apophis dress
ah geez, oh man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559727
I think jubjubs canonically give the best wing hugs.

The drawback is that they're coomer brains

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559639
The artist can draw some meaty women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559364
In a weird way they are obseesed with the lore
but only that they have names and faces to stuff when their humans go around saving humans from monsters/the evil ends or the order.
For example
Castor, The king of leicastie was a figurehead in all but name while the nobility held the power. post druella's invasion, the guy goes with his wife traviling as a diplomat while his daughter franchisca rules as the new queen.

/TG doesn't care about half of what I just said. a post invasion leicastie is a rapey hellholy where monsters do nothing but fuck.
Theres also the fact that druella gets character assasinated, gone is the mastermind behind the invasion, the clever lilim that hit at the weakest pillars and overhaled the kingdom in and out
in her place is just a incompetent ditszy slut that tries to brute force every problem and folds in half the moment OC MC'cooledgeboy (can't be chad thundercock if you have no cock)
It's not just her, the gods, the workings of the realms, the smarter monsters, EVERYHING gets put though the shitter so /tg can get the misery boners at full mast and revel in the fact that the best time spent is writing about how a bunch of japanese porn monsters got their shit kicked in by soulsborne and fallout OCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559702
Wing blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559747
i gott BREED THIS SOW, HOLY FUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559741
would apophis be wine drinkers? i can imagine them drinking a smoothie out of a champagne glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559702
They're not even one of my go-to favorites but if I got tackled by a Gandharva or Griffon I'd probably be perfectly fine with that outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559750
At this point I'm really tempted to write my own soulsborne crossover, the right way. I.e. everyone gets along really fast and people get happy endings instead of dying in misery. Because that's how it will happen if you follow the lore on both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I fucking did it. I ran a half-marathon in 1 hour and 59 minutes. That's under two hours. I was promised a Salamander to cuddle and fuck. Where is it? Hand it over man, hand it the fuck over I'm not kidding

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559774
Im a simple minded fool that was just running on oc man getting to fuck a monster girled version of the cleric beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559775
You must be mistaken, you were supposed to run the full marathon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559750
>(can't be chad thundercock if you have no cock)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559810
Cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559774
Most crossovers seem to be predicated on the idea that the protagonist is an absolute psychopath that solves every problem with violence and views having sex as the biggest problem of all.
Or they're all actually women which would explain why the only answer to rape is wholesale genocide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559771
big gandharva = big love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559689
Imagine the amount of youkai babies you'll be making. The shrine maiden won't be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559793
IT CANNAE BE DONE LADDIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559747
There is nowhere near enough art of Urumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559863
They will only mess with that old lady, calling her Auntie Remiu and generally keeping from feeling too lonely
>>40559884
*SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559864
It doesn't even get bad until mile 20. Ganbatte anon. Think of all the endurance you'll be building!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559895
How cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559413
They sound like they'd enjoy MGQ but instead fixate on the setting that is NOT meant to be like MGQ (except in the most superficial way).
I suppose it's some sort of savior complex. I've seen that attitude on SB. Some sounded as if they thought that they are "elevating" the setting with their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559916
I remember there was a post about how writing HFY fanfics was being empathetic when asked why do people care so much about writing these kinds of stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559911
>tfw ywn be a village boy who plays by the lake and see this bountiful meramaid and get your first boner and learning all about what sex is from wakasaghime from doing it

[Anonymous No.]

MGE has plenty of legitimate antagonists anyway.
>the order who actually do some fucked up shit to other humans and sometimes monster kids
>human heroes who can overpower you and make you marry a regular woman(take responsibility)
>alps
>women who monsterized after being sluts but now pretend to be pure
>siths
What more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this gloom shit
Lets get some more, non brainded prompts going

How about powerful monsters doing gruntwork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559949
https://files.catbox.moe/dwblll.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559954
The Grassroots Youkai Network lures in little boys to fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559750
It's almost hilarious that, from what I heard, in all those fics the only way to solve problems seems to be extreme violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559982
kagerou oneesan teaching me why I feel funny when I look at ms Keines titty~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559970
lord noscrim is the closest to a named villain in the series
given what he does to elt and willamaria (and by extention eristia), along with having an assassin to kill those who oppose him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559954
Yeah I don't want to be a young ignorant kid thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560001
or you could be a troll that keeps messing with the tengus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559992
"The knight" makes part of its reasoning that "suffering is needed" which as far as I'm concerned is fucking insane
And thats without mentioning the "false personality" bullshit that story is spouting about,

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559972
we have that, dragon maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559992
I don't know why they don't just enslave the monsters into concubines instead of hurting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560018
were that you analyzed the nice stories half as much as the shittiest ones.

[Anonymous No.]

stop posting vtumors, you know who are/ So please leave that at the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560038
There aren't that many nice stories and all the bad ones are really long, while the good ones are 5k porn stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560065
doesnt help that pastebin burned most of the archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560038
Becuase a you few stories go past 3k nowdays
And at this point to my memory the only "long runners" left that this thread cares about is Beast and Stregge, and theres mixed feelings to have about both of those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560034
Average soulsborne crossover writer: Fucky? Me no like fucky. Fucky icky. Only smash. Smash good. Fucky setting? NOOOOOO, MUST SMASH! NO FUCKY FOR YOU! ALL FUCKY AND NO SMASHY MAKES SAD!

[Anonymous No.]

I think elves are neat

[Anonymous No.]

ao3 are dead slow about sending out invites too. I get that it's a legitimate problem for them, but it sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560138
i want to say my invite ended up the promotions tab, if that's relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

dragon milk bar in dragonia. all different dragons, all hybrids available just a dollar for a full day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560134
Yes, "smash" good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560165
>dollar for a full day
so i can buy a dragon in the morning and keep drinking till closing? what a deal!

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, out of hags. We only have JKs now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560102
Mixed feelings? What did they do something bad in the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559833
I know that, but for example Bloodborne characters have zero reason to ever be agressive towards MGE. No, scratch that, they have less than zero reason, because all eldritch gods want is to have children that aren't dead on arrival (mamono mana fixes that), all scholars want is to transcend humanity (incubisation to the rescue and girls like shogs, mindflayers, liches etc), and all hunters want is to stop the beast plague (again, mana + decent healthcare) and MC Hunter wants to marry Plain Doll. The entire central theme is childbirth and plague.
I unironically struggle to find a reason for any bloodshed in this crossover.
Fuck it, I'm going to write that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560257
would ask those jks if they have any single aunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560223
Yup and pay it no mind tha dragon starts living with you and cooks for you, that is just customary for milk dragons to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560291
>live in maid that you can drink delicious milk from
Is there any limit to buying milk dragons? Can I just whip out a $20 and live like a king?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560267
its pretty much mostly boils down to the fucking extinction theroy
Every souls born fic has it, and it comes in one of two varients
1, monsters overpopulate and take over, lake of males for breading means everyone eventually die out
2. Monsters birth incubi (that cant be counted as true human males), and human women go extinct, meanin that the demon lords vision of co-existance is a lie and monsters are going to strangle humanity out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560268
Yes. They are also jks.
Menopause not existing for MGs can have interesting results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560321
didn't KC say this shit wasnt possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560313
No, and any type you want is the same price even jabberwock Angel bogie or the angel dragon haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>40559662
Need fox.

>>40560349
Yes but since when has that stopped morons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560349
quite clearly, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560349
indeed he has
but that doesnt make for writing does it? even more so that it could be seen as an act of defaiance what with KC and the fanficion debacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560360
is the shopkeeper also for sale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560361
Fox also needs (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560259
Nah, Beast is fine, if a bit of a scramble-brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560374
incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560385
Yes even the guards and the dragon Kiki janny as well

[Anonymous No.]

Here in Arkham, we all have a Shoggoth on the roof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560416
then put them all in a shopping cart, cause they are coming home with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560374
What would the best thing to write to piss KC off be?
Hot take, I think it would be monster girls who are really into humilation. Like raping a guy until he's moaning in front of his family then castrating him.
>"You like that you little bitch?"
>"well now your balls are gone! The only children you will ever have are the monster ones growing in me right now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560420
I'd like shoggoths more if they were solid. I like the spooky but loving eldritch monster but the goo just bother me.

Yes, I'm nitpicky. Feel free to tar and feather me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560431
just write stuff for father grigori and send it to him

[Anonymous No.]

>37) Do oviparous monsters lay unfertilised eggs? If they do lay them, will they get angry of you eat one.
KC: They lay them. And they won't get angry if it's an unfertilised egg.
Imagine making an omelete from Deonora's eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560488
A royal scramble, if I say so myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560488
She can even cook them with her breath! How convenient! What a ridiculously convenient spinster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560321
>its pretty much mostly boils down to the fucking extinction theroy
More like boils down to ignoring the fact that KC outright said that this shit ain't gonna happen.
Niggers, the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560447
This girl that my absolute favorite design, and she's just a fucking meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560428
That’s a big cart, especially if it can the socks who at a. Min 7’

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560488
There's no way an old lady like her still has eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560522
One last, fleeting thought comes... words from an ancient power so inconceivable so crushing to your awareness that staying conscious is barely possible. But this thought sears into your mind clearly…

"I love you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560428
Hope you are happy sir, as well as have a big enough house

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560571
Permanent fertility. Welcome to monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560623
i want to sleep with the fox on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560522
>absolute favorite design
What, a girl in a suit?

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK I love NUNS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560635
Would you prefer a boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560635
i mean he's got a point

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560635
Why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560623
I don't believe it. I need to see proof!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560646
me too, nuns and i headcannon heals occur throught breastfeeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560664
Normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560635
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560321
I see this shit in almost every single mge quest and every single mge story, except for the few stories and authors who write here. It's cancerous as fuck and is simply used as an excuse to make the monstergirls the le evil baddies xd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560321
>monsters are going to strangle humanity out
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560431
Nigger that pisses ME off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560671
That sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560740
and the holier the monster, the more milk they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560754
I can only imagine how plump must be and how much milk the abbess must have

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560770
She would walk with a jiggle and slosh as well as leak milk
imagine getting batiptized in a tub of holy milk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560740
made for handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560134
That's weird considering Souls games have tons of waifufags. Elden Ring especially gave us a ridiculous amount of porn thanks to Ranni and Melina. Man, I want to fuck Ranni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560815
People who write these fanfics don't play these games and don't care for the characters, therefore they are physically unable to be waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

sunday nunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560420
I do need her service

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560840
The womb tattoo has the side effect of appearing through any clothing regardless of what material or how thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560623
And this is why hags are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560257
Not true, there's always a steady supply of hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560836
I didn't even consider those games have secondaries. Truly a scourge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560840
I need ideas to slowly corrupt a human convent so I can start teasing the nuns little by little until they snap and have a reverse rape gangbang with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560972
this is the perfect tanuki, any other is a 2nd place at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561030
nah, i want monster nuns instead, pure and untouched, also kinda pushing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560972
I can't live without my hag ration

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561108
heaven is found between those massive milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560972
>>40561108

How do I acquire the meatiest hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561108
Fat ghost + fat gap hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561122
go into the depths of hagville, legends say that these meaty hags haven't talked to a boy in centuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561131
Unnffh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561108
I can only imagine those queues on charity soup halls during the drepression but instead of soup it's men queueing up forhags

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561131
thats aslo where the taller hags are at

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561131
How deep is considered the depths?
Do I follow the heavy breathing sounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561143
Why not both?
>standing in line for your soup and hag
>get to the front and get taken to a table
>have your state mandated hag feed you delicious soup
>get to take your hag home and begin the breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561066
I want a hellwan nun, corrupt and blasphemous, her church covered in halloween decorations and heavy metal over the speakers. Her habit modified to be a wicked garb that leaves nothing to the imagination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3MNbwm-hZ4

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561161
you have to keep going since you notice everything gets bigger and thats when you are in the depths, there everything is made with 7'
>>40561174
then shes just a damn cosplayer, not worthy of the title of sister. What makes nuns is their dress and their attitude that being perverted is normal but still maintain that dignity. The dress must cover everything and the monster's body itself must make it useless since her body is that thick and curvy, The other things are okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561161
>Do I follow the heavy breathing sounds?
That works, but to really get to the meat, you have to keep going. Those voices will get huskier, the clothes tighter on their meaty frames, the lewd whispering of children names...
You know you hit gold when the air smells of hag musk and the hags have gone a bit feral from their isolation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561174
This is a nice picture. Lots of little touches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561161
You'll know when all the monsters start to tower over a fully grown man, and being unkempt and faceless is the default.
Don't get grabbed by the ones who walk toward you or they will shove you in their clothes, never to be seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561199
I think I've hit the bottom, all I hear is dripping sounds and occasional footsteps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561199
>typical hag from the depths from hagville