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40514891 No.40514891 [Reply] [Original]

marry and reproduce

>> No.40514901

>>40514891
Stop haunting us Shinzo Abe

>> No.40519641

>>40514901
His ghost can only be stopped by marriage and reproduction.

>> No.40519940

>>40519641
So, does that mean he can't be stoped?!

>> No.40520023

>>40514891
I don't like 3D women.
The best I can do is donate sperm.

>> No.40520049

>>40520023
You don't have to like 3D women to have sex with them. You can close your eyes and pretend you are having sex with someone attractive.

>> No.40520296

>>40520023
and then pay for child support

>> No.40520313

>>40520296
Sperm donors don't pay child support.

>> No.40520376

>>40514891
Ok i will impregnate as many Japanese women as possible thanks to this post

>> No.40520419

>>40520049
I still have to talk to her beforehand, don't I? And I hate how western women sound, so unlesss she stays quiet I'd have to do it with a Japanese woman or use headphones.

>> No.40520590

>>40520419
but japanese women sound like you're fucking a dog toy

>> No.40520755

When I was young, my family was full of tension and anger, and then I noticed that many others were too. Such a family life was in no way attractive. When older, often I saw parents rebuke their children for playing with me, or even in my vicinity, assuming it would bother me — without waiting to see if I objected. Rebuking those children had become an ingrained, automatic habit. To see this made me sad for them, but I knew I would be the same as a parent.
Of course, many people tell themselves, "That happens to others, but I am better than they; I will get it right." Obviously, most of them are mistaken. I did not suppose that I would succeed in human relationships where most people fail.
Most fathers in the US have to work very hard to get money for their children. I did not want a life of running on a treadmill, doing whatever people with money would tell me to do.
A large fraction of US fathers eventually get divorced, and subsequently rarely see the children for whom they are spending most of their time scrabbling for money. What a futile life! But even those who are not yet divorced see their children little, since they are so busy at work.
I am convinced I made a wise personal decision in avoiding this. But I was not the only one that benefited from it — everyone did. Not having children is an important contribution to humanity. My decision probably reduced the 2050 population by 5 to 10 people.
Overpopulation is a tremendous danger to civilization. The human population is expected to grow by 2 or 3 billion by 2050, and it is not clear how to find water and food for all those people.
Thus, the decision about having children is, for most people, the most important decision in their lives about how they will affect humanity's resource footprint in the future.
My decision was a contribution in itself, and it enabled me to make a further contribution: Having no dependents, I could dedicate myself to what seemed right rather than to whatever someone with money told me to do. If you are reading this page, it is because that decision enabled me to make contributions to humanity that people appreciate.
I therefore urge you to do as I have done, and have no children.
I don't wish that nobody had any children; I don't want humanity to disappear. But there is no risk of that; no chance that my influence could be so great as to reduce the birth rate to near zero. Given the numbers I am likely to influence, the influence is all to the good.

>> No.40521000

>>40514891
The source image.
Hand it over.

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40521052

>>40514891
you got it boss

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40521089

>>40521052
>>40520590
Get them in a group together and they sound like cats.

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>>40521089

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>>40521296

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>>40521313

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>>40521361

>> No.40521427

>>40519940
>choose the form of the reproducer!!!

>> No.40521448

>>40521372
>>40521296
>the jaw
it's fine, the bum will be facing me anyway except for when it's time to buy her a pearl necklace

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>>40521372

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>>40521486

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>>40521504

>> No.40524142

>>40514891
Just tell me the style of the art and I can do the rest.

>> No.40524177

>>40521000
>>40524142
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3299324

>> No.40524214

>>40520590
They can sound like anime characters.

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40524273

Trust me, you don't want me to.

>> No.40524954

If I knew the secret to having sex with japanese girls, don't you think I'd be doing it right now instead of being here?

>> No.40525677

>>40524954
The secret is just going out and doing it.

>> No.40525798

>>40520755
The most jewish post on /jp/

>> No.40525895

But then I'd have to get a job, then I'd have to be miserable for the rest of my life being overworked. No thanks.

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40526565

If only you knew how bad things really are

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