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405020 No.405020 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, I'm so bored and uninterested here that I'm at the point of suicide.

Any way to combat this?

>> No.405022

nanana crash

>> No.405028

Get a job, take a class, take up a hobby, masturbate furiously.

>> No.405031

>>405028
No will, about to drop out from social issues, no interest, done it once, you done it all.

>> No.405032

>>405022
ZUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.405033

>>405020
i don't think you have a life, enjoy your /dead/

>> No.405034

>>405020
You are going to ask for advice, then you have no right to denounce it when it is given.

>> No.405037

join the army

>> No.405038

Either go do something productive with your life or kill yourself already.

>> No.405041

YWUIG might be starting soon. Go press F5 for a few hours.

>> No.405039

>>405034
Thanks for the advice, but it doesn't fit the bill.

>> No.405043

>>405037
oh u

>>405038
I don't know, but death sounds right about now.

>> No.405044

>>405041
I'm actually the oldfag who always rages against his threads.

>> No.405046
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405046

go ahead and be a man

>> No.405047

>>405046
I'll die with Gensokyo lol

>> No.405048

If you're serious, then go out and rape someone.

You're going to kill yourself, so you might as well have fun beforehand.

>> No.405049

>>405044
Ok, then YWUIG is starting potentially in a few hours. Go F5 there until it starts and troll the boards.

>> No.405050
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>> No.405053

>>405049
I rather go play FUiG

>> No.405059
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405059

Tell me about your childhood, Anon.

>> No.405066

Play Touhou

>> No.405067

>>405059
A lonely Anon that never had friends

>> No.405071

>>405066
Have been for the longest time.

Pretty much the only series I still play.

>> No.405078

>>405047
deleted my post because it wasn't nice

>>405067
were you ever happy?

>> No.405085

>>405078
Not really.

>> No.405091

I get bored and uninterested often, but I never contemplate suicide as an option. I just chill out and hang until something interesting happens.

>> No.405094

>>405085
do you know how to do anything?
any pastimes?

>> No.405100

Hug your waifu.

>> No.405101

Dear OP you play melty blood?

>> No.405107

>>405094
Not really, I usually just screw up at anything I do.

Not that I can think of.

>>405100
I do, she a reason why I don't want here.

>> No.405113

>>405101
Nah, but I do PoFV on occasion

>> No.405115

>>405107
W-WHAT? You're MARRIED?

>> No.405119

>>405044
>oldfag
Just kill yourself already.

>> No.405120

>>405115
To a being not of this realm, yes.

>> No.405122

>>405113
Damn, I don't play PoFV. If you were playing mb you could make your lifegoal to beat some anons here. This would give you a short-term life goal. In the meantime something nice could happen. That or you might actually be able to beat them all and move to tournaments.

>> No.405132

so, you don't have any pastimes and apparently no special abilities.
What did you use to like doing?

>> No.405136

>>405132
I just mainly sit at the computer all the time and do whatever.

Nothing in particular excites me here.

>> No.405137

Wait for Heaven's Feel. Hell you might live longer than us.

>> No.405138

>>405132
Fate.

>> No.405142

>>405137
Not even VNs do anything anymore

>> No.405145

>>405119

>> No.405146

>>405044
>I'm actually the oldfag who always rages against his threads.
How the fuck can you be an oldfag in /jp/? This board is like 2 months old.

>> No.405149

>>405136
where are you from?
age?
how you're making your living?
any skills in editing? any foreign languages knowledge? any programming skills? any skills in encoding? any interest in literature?

>> No.405151

>>405142
Same for fighters, but I never really liked them

>> No.405152

>>405020
I used to be at the same point, until I found God. Go to church. It helps.

>> No.405153

>>405120
Ah. I'm going to assume you're just using hyperbole.

So. You have interests at least, anime or some shit, if not 'hobbies'. If that's not something you'll live for, then ... whatever.

>> No.405154

>>405146
Touhou 'oldfag'

>> No.405155

>>405136
do you have any formal education?

>> No.405157

>>405152
Stealthy troll is not stealthy enough.

>> No.405160

Just kill yourself.

>> No.405161

>>405153
No, I'm quite serious and blunt.

Touhou's pretty much all I have...

>> No.405169

>>405160
Thanks.

>> No.405178

so, if you're thinking about killing yourself, we might as well have a discussion about how you're planning to do that,should we?

>> No.405174

>>405161
You're not one of those delusional 'mai waifu is real in another dimension; PROVE ME WRONG' types, are you?

>> No.405182

>>405174
not op but
MAI WAIFU IS REAL IN 2D, PROVE ME WRONG

>> No.405181

>>405178
Seppuku. It's /jp/ after all.

>> No.405183

>>405154
Western Touhou "oldfags" post in pooshlmer. And they love fanfiction crap, they have threads where they write Bad Ends for Touhou girls.

Nice try, though.

>> No.405190

So. Let's get to the bottom of this. Why _don't_ you want to die? Why do you want to 'combat this' anyway? Is it really just because you want to keep enjoying Touhou shit?

>> No.405191

Just know some people are as miserable as you and maybe that will make you feel somewhat better. Also Anonymous is your friend. Kinda.

>> No.405185

>>405174
Actually I kind of am.

>>405178
I'm thinking train, building or making thyself taller.

>> No.405196

>>405183
I'm actually the disgruntled fairy there that goes apeshit and rages all the time

>> No.405197

>>405149

>> No.405198

>>405185
good, now, what kind of train do you plan on being run over by ?
know to choose your trains, your life (or rather death) depends on it.

>> No.405201

>>405182
The correct word is 'imaginary'.

>> No.405204

>>405190
I just fell that I should; other than that, I have no clue.

>> No.405205

If you die, how will you play Scarlet Weather Rhapsody?

>> No.405206
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>>405185
Uh...

>> No.405207

>>405185
Hanging sucks. Unless you break your neck with the rope its horrible.
Train sucks too.
Choose building but be careful not to survive. It'll hurt like hell unless it's instant death.

>> No.405209

>>405185
If you're going to commit suicide, fuck shit up before you die. Try to murder someone famous, you'll be shot on the spot and show up on the news.

>> No.405217

>>405198
Good ol' subway

>>405201
I don't fully believe that

>>405205
>>405151

>>405206
Hi Mari-chan

>>405207
Hard to find a building I can actually get high enough to plummet.

>> No.405218

>>405209
Meh, I don't think someone who really wants to commit suicide is going to do that.

>> No.405220

If you die Momizi will be sad ;__;

>> No.405221

>>405209
Wait, wait. Do death by cop. Just buy a toy gun and point it at a cop while threatening to shoot. Bonus points if you're wearing some stupid shirt with "RAYMOO IS MAI WAIFU" written on it.

>> No.405224

>>405185
what are you worth physically anyway ?

>> No.405231

>>405209
>>405218
>>405221
I plan to die as a Touhoe

>>405224
Not much.

>> No.405233

ITT: alt.suicide.holiday?

>> No.405241

>>405231
>I plan to die as a Touhoe
Oh God, oh God. Buy a Kigurumi costume of some Touhou girl and kill yourself.

News material guaranteed.

>> No.405243

>>405231
more inquisitorial, got any education ?

>> No.405251

>>405243
I'm currently in college now, and doing okay, but I actually am thinking of dropping.

>> No.405254

>>405251
No need if you die.

>> No.405260

>>405251
what subject?

>> No.405265

>>405251
any specific reason you went to college for ?
y'know, plans, even though you don't have them anymore.

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>>405251
This thread makes me sad. Insert yourself in between them and feel better Anon!

>> No.405271

>>405260
Undecided and I'm leaning towards nothing.

>>405265
Because I have nothing else.

>> No.405278

>>405271
got any money?

>> No.405283

>>405278
Not much at all.

>> No.405294

>>405283
well fuck, you really don't seem like you can do anything.
collecting touhou pics good enough for you?

>> No.405306

>>405294
Pretty much, with the occasional Touhou products.

>> No.405309

OP, if you are serious, just do it and stop asking /jp/ for and advice. If you want someone to talk you out of it, we`re propably not the ones you`d like to do it. We`re not psychologists. Plus, if you actually want someone to talk you out of this, you don`t really want to die. So why think about killing yourself?

Seriously, living is good even if you`re fat, lonely, ugly and stupid nerd. Even those kinds of people have their purpose.

Of course, there is a possibility you`re just an attentionwhore who wants attention so you posted here telling us that you want to kill yourself so you`d get some attention. If that`s the case, then GTFO.

I had suicide thoughts too when I was 17 or so, but then I realized that I was a dumb fuck for thinking about such things.

Find yourself a new hobby if you`re bored with Touhou. Go outside, buy an ASG, go cycling, read books, learn to roleplay, there are so many things to do.

Don`t you want to play some of the newest games? Watch Code Geass R2? Gurren Lagann movie? Other new animes? Find your purpose, even if it`s a short-lived one and live from day to day, not thinking about tomorrow.

Carpe diem, dude.

>> No.405324

>>405309
I want none of those...

>> No.405339

>>405309
Code Geass R2 is out ?
oh, I just noticed a wet tissue works with touchpads, awesome.

>> No.405344

>>405324

THEN DO SOMETHING ELSE GODDAMNIT, THOSE WERE JUST EXAMPLES YOU FUCKTARD

>> No.405356

>>405344
I can't think of anything and never could.

>> No.405358

>>405020
Activating Combat Mode

>> No.405362

>>entire thread
yhbt

>> No.405375

>>405356

When was the last time you talked with other human?

>> No.405385

>>405375
I think I had to speak with my professor about something a few weeks ago.

I rarely speak to other.

>> No.405386

I've been dead a few times. Want an analogy? It's like going into a bar where nobody talks and all you can do is toast. And the drinks are non-alcoholic.

Being a homeless drunk is preferable.

>> No.405446

>>405385

Then do the society a favour and end yourself.

also, sage

>> No.405446,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>405046
>/jp/
>be a man

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