The Demiurge

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Starting at around the beginning of May...

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Interacting with a higher dimensional goddess and she gave me some things including a blue demiurge sword that required 60 intelligence and 90 faith to use. I had 63 int and 83 faith so I thought "only three points wasted." I was told I needed to consume the flesh of a giant squid to be able to use it, and that giant squid is the most common fantasy creature consumed to induce awakening.
I'm in front of the giant slaves at Pontiff digging with a shovel when a massive giant squid tentacle bursts out. The goddess from before appears riding on top of giant in blue and gold armour kneeling. I go on top with her and she talks about becoming one of the 100 best Dark Souls players, bringing up the legend of the 100 heroes or
1
000
heroes and that I should be one of them. As she says this there's a guy nearby in a bed hyperventillating ecstatically . I look up a higher dimensional weblist and check for Naster and I see his name, I look for myself and find "Soeltaar Unstoppable". The goddess was calling me Granita which I thought was a girly way of saying Granrojo.

There was a couple of guys barbequeing some meat but they wouldn't share with me, and I called them out on joining in when some other guy would cook and share meat with all of us.
I went into a classroom where Yukari was the teacher, I sat at her left and a girl sat at her right.

At a place like Pontiff, there's a little red flame buff above me right arm that represents being on steroids. There a guy who annoys me so I tell him he's cursed to get anally raped to death by trannies, then walk off. He follows me so I just repeat that he's cursed though it loses its bite somewhat. He's left behind as I keep walking along until I see a girl in a purple and orange blazer that with "SUCCUBUS" written on it, heading towards a fence over which I see other girls with this blazer. Since it has Yukari's colours I want one so I ask if I can have one but she says no, then I hear someone over the fence say "oh, my bitch followed me."

I wake up in a class with my Yukari figure, her paint peeling off in ribbons to reveal black underneath while I'm trying to fix it though it's pretty hopeless. The girl who was assistant teacher to Yukari with me says "how can that even happen?"

I'm using Power Within and chasing a host who runs back to Pontiff arena then lays out many items that were emitting heavy black auras. I pick up a few, the one I remember being "Blood Eagle".

Around my unit's carport, I hear a voice saying "This board is dead, what remains the the worshipping of model, and this is the same as the state of the world at large, but it's going to be over soon." I go into a house nearby with maybe Yukari, killing one invader, as I see an image of Yukari with a golden butterfly inside a sukima over her left eye shining down golden light, and thought I had seen this image before but with waves of dark purple butterflies raining down. Someone or something refers to me as "Blood Raven", as the person I'm with gets ready to defend from more invaders, using Polymorph to disguise, so I use it too.

I was told to make a Yukari thread to try and make up for all the misfortune I've dragged her through, using a certain picture of her with a large gap filled with purple eyes behind her.

My mention to my brother that I collected nearly 8000 pictures of Yukari once, he asked "why?", I don't remember my response. He shows me an image of Yukari that sort of periodically expands and becomes more glitched out until it becomes static, and he says it'll take 80 years for it to move just one more pixel, or any time if she simply feels like it.

I'm with Yukari, I go over to her and Welcome to the NHK is referenced somehow as she says I was always good at living like a NEET, just doing my own thing and going to sleep day after day without much need for socialising, and that this is somehow related to me having eternal love for her, as she makes me kiss her hand. I then kiss her other hand, then she makes out with me as I run my hands over her back which feels like its very wide so I can do it freely. Afterwards I ask if she can tell me which artist made that image I should use for the OP of a thread but she says not to worry just use this image as she shows me a weird bathroom image, and says "that'll stop the spammers" in a spiteful sarcastic tone. Then she pulls me off into a neighbouring bathroom and says "alright, I gave you a blowjob so now I'm going to do two other guys" as she looks over the guys in the other bathroom in front of me. I'm thinking maybe just look away and it wont be too terrible(yeah, right), but after a few seconds I can't take it and say "Stop it! I just want a normal love!" then think normal is a stupid word so I say "a normal, uncursed love!" Then she vanishes from that spot and I hear her voice from across the room "he thinks he deserves me, he's a super turd" as all the guys in the bathrooms' heads transform into that glitched out image from before.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourself scumbag
Stop shitting this board up with this schizo nonsense

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Glow, seethe, cope, etc.

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At Irithyll, I jump over the balcony from the deacon's place to where the giant slaves were and there's a few people who come up to me. I say something about Yukari and I being together, while someone else said something about her doing it with others and said it was said by Snake so I said "hurry up and die, Snake." A French Yukari called Pierre shows up which makes me laugh and repeat her name in an accent. She had collected a Human Dreg and says "why am I still collecting these? I guess it's just because of Ben" as she sounds like she has a strained hope of being with me. The assistant teacher girl comes over to me and says "you have to find that image!"

I'm being chased by invaders at Anor Londo's cathedral, I'm leaving behind Rubbish thinking maybe they'll stop to pick it up thinking they're gold coins. I run up to the fog door and see ZEUS Le Dieu at the right side of the door, thinking he might try to stop me but he just Applause'd as I crossed the door and I had a thought like fog doors are actually really cool. Inside the boss room I immediately use Homeward Bone to the last bonfire, but I just end up loading back into the bossfight, but it seemed a bit glitched out and there was a violet glow to the room. I used another bone this time I thought maybe going back to the shrine would work, so I selected it althought it was called "Eilienen Shrine", however I just ported back into the bossroom. Then I hear Aldrich say "oh...I have ALWAYS waited for this day" I think "well, he's an easy boss, right?"

I see a Havel with a blue cape draped over his armour walk across a dirty beach, entering a cave on the other side, descending through it and coming out onto a beautiful green place.
I'm on a floating platform descending downwards wearing a Dark Mask along with others. I tell them about the Havel from before and they say that he's me and that I'm going to that nice place. I say "will Yukari be there?" and they give no answer. I say "even my wife doesn't like me" and move close to and stare at a wall.

Ring toss game where I either won or lost and won a blue mandarin or got it as a consolation prize.

In a nice fancy building. I'm with a guy and his girlfriend who acted like they were going to rape me, the guy saying "it's going to be Hell, but we'll show you Heaven at the end". I say "actually my Japanese girlfriend is coming for me" whichs gets an "oh" and he lets me go, parting ways with something like "take care, God" which makes me laugh.
I'm walking with one of my brothers in the same building and he says the person controlling this place is a temporary Saturnery influence, I mishear and ask "sanitary?" He also mentions them using steroids and that at first it sucked but eventually felt good, and that he listened to silence to heal.
I see Kasen with a blue pussy getting fucked by a goblin.
I'm living in a very nice bedroom with a beautiful stained glass window, but I thought even living at my shit dad's house was better because my dreams of Yukari were nice back then.

I see me and Naster fighting in the Soul Origin coffee shop, with one of the employees standing outside with a mop saying he hopes we stop so he can go back to cleaning. Naster pushes me from the salt lamp shop to the boost juice shop, I notice he's bigger than me and say "you've got guts, but I'm the lord, and you are just a faggot" as I push him back past the salt lamp shop, he say "faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot" like MSI's song as on the giant TV screen behind him appears psychiatrists laughing at me, I throw a middle finger in his face and say "Fight. Me. Bitch! Fight. Me. Bitch!"

Walking near Darkmoon Tomb, I say something about becoming famous through my dreams, and that I'm not sure if I even want to now that my dreams have become corrupted. I descend into Darkmoon Tomb which looks like a dark cave with lots of puddles, and I look back up the stairs where a boss appears. He generates large red eye orbs and throws them at me but I bat them back at him. Towers start assembling themselves beside him and I throw a few red orbs at them but can't stop it, but as they assemble giant missle launchers appear by my sides and a button prompt appears like o+L3 to fire and they blow them all up. The fight continues for a bit until he's nearly did then he says "Ok, the rest was just for play. Now, when you see God, tell him to have you suck his dick" as he launches a lineup of giant red missles at me. I try to move to the side to avoid them but can't seem to get out of way, but I can bat them back at him like the orbs, though they're heavy such that the barely manage to go through the air and damage him. He's at a pixel of health while I'm being pushed up against a wall as I bat one more back at him and wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I unsubscribe from your shitty blog

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You hide the thread, alternatively, you can glow harder.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice tumblr page, shitzoid

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Seethe, bitch.

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In a colosseum fighting with a guy in master's attire + Lapp's helm, it ended up being decided by R1 trade chicken where he died to my chaos dagger before I died to his pontiff curved sword, then I dropped a bunch of rope firebombs on him as he fell, doing a little spin before dropping one of them with some slo-mo. Afterwards I'm walking away and a big guy called Ron(or so I thought, thinking it was a good name for a big guy) said "hey, you said you wouldn't use the slam" referring to a move where I slammed the ground with both my fists, I said "yeah...ah well" . There was a big plant nearby with a massive orange rose that had fallen off, I picked up the rose and put it back on the plant like that would fix it.

In a race, Satoko was ahead of us and I cringed as she fell over next to a big block of ice and obviously feigned suicide using a fragment of ice to slit her throat, though she did bleed. I kept running with Rika/Bern next to me and Cthulu behind me, a guy ahead of us running away saying he was being driven insane by Cthulu making an alarm noise, his massive head pulsing and glowing red. I said "I know right?" then "Fucking! Annoying! Fucking! Annoying!" in time with the sound which made some others laugh.

In my bed was Aldrich who was flashing a statue of a pharoah's head with a uraeus at me trying to hypnotise me into sleeping. I said "Cut that out! I'm going to sleep soon enough anyway."

I was walking along thinking that Yukari would have to say that she would be mine alone like in that dream with the full moon behind her or I'd end up with Venus.

I'm with a policeman and some guy from school who has the Phat! Yukari figure. I do a distraction "look over there!" then snatch the figure and run, the policeman saying "hey, you can't do that" but as he's chasing me I trip him over somehow, the guy I stole it off is chasing me too and is catching up with me as I'm heading uphill. When he draws close I turn around and he's about to say something all upset "why are you-" before I boot him in the face saying "she's mine, bitch!"

I'm walking with Yukari and Zelda-Yukari and say "hey, I still haven't seen the sexiest thing, you two having sex".

I go to a house with Yukari flying around it with her, at first I'm a little Marisa that keeps annoyingly repeating "I'm a witch!" but then I turn into a little horror thing like yoko taro's mask and think "that's better."

I'm with this one guy from school who was transformed into an archdragon, like a regular Ds3 dragonform but 10 feet tall and buff. He was doing an exercise like climbing up some stairs and I couldn't help but jump and cheer him on because the archdragon form was extremely cool.

Yukari and three others transformed into archdragons and meditated into statues, I was watching from nearby thing that I would make a very powerful archdragon, then thought wait nevermind I can't stop myself from thinking. One of them puts something to the back of the others heads one at a time causing their heads to crumble, then suicides in a similar manner, then he walks out of his own statue as a Ringed Knight slow-walking with the RKSS weapon art towards me which makes me run a little, then he takes out a pair of headphones and breaks them to which I say "Hey! Now I'll never hear those songs again" He comes over to me acting like a normal person saying "I'm sorry but we had to do this, the serpents!" something about how they suicided their way to another place to escape them. I gave him a light kiss behind the ear and said "do that to Yukari and tell her I said "thank you, and I'm sorry" then said "just mime the kiss" then thought, "damn, should've just mimed the kiss with him."

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>>40448164
Is /jp/ experimenting with enochian magick now?

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>>40448534
This shitzoid thinks he lives in touhou or something
His dumb, hairy ginger paul bunyan looking ass actually drew himself with his 2hu waifu in bed

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And then me and muh wiafu Yukari hecking went on dream adventures galore in fucking galaga the old arcade game shooting spess ships and asteroids and now here's dark souls for some fucking reason lmao ALSO DONT MAKE FUN OF ME OR ILL CALL YOU A GLOWIE REEEE DEMIURGE WORSHIPER ARCHONS CURSE YOU BITCH CURSE YOU

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110% seething, or just a glownigger.

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>>40448661
When is your case worker going to make you take your next dose of risperdal, ginger jesus?

[Anonymous No.]

Makes you wonder how mishapen some lolcows brain has to be to draw their ugly ginger jesus looking ass in bed with a fictional character in crayons and then post it for all to see on the internet

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Still seething?

[Anonymous No.]

Still hallucinating?

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Some more of that seethe please, make it spicy.

[Anonymous No.]

where da thorazine at?!?!

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Spicier.

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>>40448115
What will happen in 2038 when the asteroid hits the moon shattering 1/3rd of it since you are so tuned into your dreams?

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>>40449565
Apocalypse is supposed to be 2027. Also, transporting to Other Worlds is supposed to become much easier towards the end of 2020s' 2038 might as well be a fantasy.

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>>40449586
You don't know about the Asteroid? Your dreams are false then to me.

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>>40449606
I'm shattered~

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>>40449638
I have seen events before they actually happen by walking through my dreams, you posting with a trip and acting like you are special just makes you look like a faggot. Try going into your dreams and actually looking for something not so bloated and retarded.

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>>40449663
Cool story bro.

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>>40449663
>>40449606
you finally get it.