Touhou Self-Insert Fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

Reality is harsh, but in your dreams and day-dreams, you can enjoy a relaxing life in the paradise of Gensokyo. A cute youkai by your side, and no further worries about deadlines, taxes, work, only an easy life unending.

Tell me your fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40432724
I want to become an angel (demon) like Gengetsu.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be
Eternal NEET

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I went to the local icecream store with my girlfriend Yukari. We ordered a large wafflecone with bubblegum and raspberry scoops. We passed it between each other, enjoying some licks, as we made our way over to the nearby beach, finding a place along it where there weren't any people gathered, since Yukari gets embarrassed doing lovey-dovey stuff in front of others. Then we started licking it together, tongues making contact, I was so excited it made me want to jump. She laid down on her stomach, sticking her hands through gaps over her back, holding the ice cream in her left hand and forming a little orange flame at the end of her right index finger, melting ice cream over her back. Lick lick lick lick lick! The warm sunlight shined, the waves rolled and crashed making pleasant noise, as Yukari rested her head in her arms with her eyes closed and I greatly enjoyed eating melted icecream off her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40432968
Why are you dating a granny? That's strange...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40432724
Never had a specific fantasy about it.
If i have to guess and to have one then it should be something simple like living a normal life and meet some 2hu from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

Just yesterday I traveled to Gensokyo, then went through the portal to Makai near the shrine and finally arrived at my destination, the world of ice and snow. There I had a danmaku battle with Yuki and Mai. I won, of course, even though I was greatly holding back. Then I showed them my cool magic and told them my made-up backstory to befriend them. Following that, we had a threesome together. The entire purpose of the fantasy was to reach this point to begin with, but unless I make the setting believable I'm just having sex with emotionless dolls in the shape of Yuki and Mai. After I came inside both I said "bye" and snapped back to reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40432989
These hags need a young boytoy to make them feel young

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>>40433040
Yeah, and thread is just an excuse to post "I fucked the Touhous" suggestions.
>>40433066
Go to Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40433093
Yukari is old! She is not 17! She is grooming you!

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>>40433102
Curse you. Go to Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40433093
>>40433107
I bet hag hands wrote these posts, and having a date is her fantasy

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>>40433696
Curse.