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My CEO can't be this bratty.

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>> No.40398298

Cheshires don't have the loicense to steal, they can't keep getting away with this.

>> No.40398309
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>>40398298
What you gonna do about it?

>> No.40398310
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>>40398288
The forces of heaven sure are getting desperate.

>> No.40398316
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40398316

Everyone knows that winged monstergirls are superior in every way.

>> No.40398324

>>40398309
Look for help from the Bogies.

>> No.40398325

>>40398316
i bet she smells

>> No.40398346

>>40398325
good

>> No.40398369
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>>40398310
They've always been desperate

>> No.40398410
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>>40398316
I agree, better hugs

>> No.40398438
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Everybody do the mofu-mofu!

>> No.40398445
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>> No.40398470

>>40398445
what a waste, perfectly good choco elf milk, just for the ground to drink...

>> No.40398475
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>> No.40398481

>>40398288
>your ancient evil waifu likes to transform into a loli when you take her to eat at places she deems “beneath her” and orders the kids meal and makes a scene
>at first it was to humiliate you but now she’s queen of the play place and is working on the entire set of Sabbath Scout toys they have at the burger place

>> No.40398483

>>40398316
Where do I find winged Jinkos?

>> No.40398489
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40398489

I have this extremely niche fantasy of being a dragoon with my wyvern wife and doing crazy air stunts
Sadly my balance is so bad i can't get on a ladder without feeling tingly so probably wyverns would not work out

>> No.40398500

>>40398316
Every MG is perfect in every way. You cannot change my mind.
>before you go crazy my headcanon trumps KCs shit as per his statement

>> No.40398514
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Do you have one ideal body type or does it depend on the mg? For me it's the latter. When it comes to jinkos, manticores, and hellhounds I'd want them to be tall, busty, have visible abs, thick but strong thighs, wide hips, and a big ass, while I prefer cheshires and other cats to be shorter and thicker like pic related. For anubi I like them the same as I do jinkos but with a bush.

>> No.40398518

>>40398489
>Dragoon Anon is one of the best pilots in the entire dragon kingdom’s army
>is still one of the clumsiest people on the entire kingdom too

>> No.40398550

>>40398514
fat fox hag.
thats it, really.

>> No.40398561

>>40398514
I do have a favorite body type, amazonian physique with plenty of muscle, which fits my favorite monster too. It doesn't fit all of them though, and one of my favorites (Werebat) is a good example. These should either be fit and lean or busty and curvy.

>> No.40398568
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>> No.40398577

>>40398475
Can't resist purple snek

>> No.40398586
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>>40398514
A little tall and slightly chubby, like a light weight strongfat.

>> No.40398589

>>40398514
Tall curvy busty, pudgy with a bush, basically a venus as well as massive somewhat saggy tits and at least 7ft an min and 9ft at max

>> No.40398609

>>40398514
Pears are the best, nothing can beat a cute loli with wide hips and a big ass.

>> No.40398623

>>40398514
as close to human as possible except for horns, ears and tail.

>> No.40398632

>>40398623
You know there's body type variation in humans, right?

>> No.40398634

>>40398514
Preferably larger, where my head is their boob height, muscly, and fluffy

>> No.40398643

Post your best black harpy pics please!

>> No.40398681

>>40398577
I can resist her, Anon

>> No.40398695
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>>40398489
That sounds pretty fun. Like How To Train Your Dragon.

>> No.40398704

>>40398514
fat hag, neet, hikki, or otaku

>> No.40398759

>>40398514
Chubby. Always chubby.

>> No.40398768

>>40398632
Yes, but drunk.
say 5'11" to 6'1", volleyball player hips and thighs, large [but not huge], soft but fake looking breasts. That's my ideal for all MG and affects what I'd let myself get caught by [as if I have a choice]

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>>40398288
>"Uhhh... I can explain."

>> No.40398844

>>40398835
show wombforce

>> No.40398851

How do I show off how tough I am to monster girls?

>> No.40398874

>>40398695
I would love to be held in her wings

>> No.40398880
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>>40398851
Find the biggest hellwan and slap her ass to assert your dominance, she and the other monsters around will respect you, or the hellwan will rape you in front of them and the point will be moot.

>> No.40398885
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>>40398874
Pic related

>> No.40398890

>>40398880
that aint tough thats brassness, and I could never do that to a weaker woman, I'd just sleep on a bed of spears

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>>40398483
Griffon? they're still from tacoland, right? i'm sure there are that act like Jinkos

>> No.40398905

are jabbers noble
should i give her a cool sword? thinking of her being a knight. sword and shield type.

>> No.40398907

>>40398905
They are still dragons, proud about their hedonism

>> No.40398911
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>>40398890
Trust me the hellwan ain't weaker than you.

>> No.40398924

>>40398911
She aint stronger than the wurms I wrangle

>> No.40398925
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>>40398905
Give her a nice bathing suit

>> No.40398932

>>40398288
What is she the CEO of?

>> No.40398936
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>>40398905
dress her all fancy like this

>> No.40398946
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>>40398924
You sure they aren't just humoring you? Letting you "win" so your ego isn't bruised?

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>>40398514
Wife bodytype is ideal bodytype

>> No.40398960

>>40398946
nah, Haven't you heard the tale of the wurm wrangler. The man stops rampaging wurms in their tracks? Whoses muscles came from wurm milk that he drank as a child?

>> No.40398967

>>40398946
I win every time those feet fondle my balls

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>>40398844

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>>40398960
Nope, I live in a cave and never got above level 5 before being ambushed by what I thought was a fluffy black wan. An adventurer cut down before he really got out and seen the world.

>> No.40399014

>>40398998
drink her milk, train, and grow strong, anon. Make sure to drink her milk, every meal, and for fun as well. and you will grow strong. Drink lots of her milk

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>>40399014
My son will succeed where I failed, it's too late for me.

>> No.40399036

>>40399021
so you rather not be the role model for son to be strong, You want to be weak so he comes out just a little stronger than you? Anon, Be the wall that your son must overcome, make him stronger and better than the best you!

>> No.40399056

>>40398925
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

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>>40398577
Can't resist white snek

>> No.40399067
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Hello everyone, there's a new update for Jabberwock's Globe-trotting Gourmet Journey! This time it's an interview with a resident from the ice czardom of Ruthenia, Kudi! She's a scavenger who treks into ruins and dungeons to bring back grand technology! I'll dump the pages, I hope you'll enjoy her and this update!

>> No.40399073

>>40398925
I think I'll be putting her in a suit of armour, but lewd. Maybe its bathing armour?
>>40398936
She will be fancy, but not quite like that. More noble and proud than fancy and upper class.
>>40398907
Found my character theme then. Hedonism.

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>>40399067

>> No.40399083
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Getting brutally raped and milked dry and then being treated very gently and lovey-dovey!

>> No.40399090
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>>40399075

>> No.40399102

Need a cool name for a legendary demon silver sword that can make people cum on cut.

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>>40399083
Exactly what I want. That, or having them slowly realise I'm not putting up any more resistance, and transition into the gentle lovey-dovey.

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>>40399090

>> No.40399112

>>40399067
>>40399075
>>40399090
An awesome update! Thank you!

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>>40399109

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>>40399060
I cannot say I can resist her

>> No.40399129 [DELETED] 

>>40399115
And last page! I hope you've enjoyed this update, and look forward to the next one! Please make sure to visit the catbox for all the pages of the book done so far, in their full uncompressed glory! There's 42 already, so there's plenty to read!

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What is perfect? Some saggy and sweaty massive grape tittes

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>>40399115
And last page! I hope you've enjoyed this update, and look forward to the next one! Please make sure to visit the catbox for all the pages of the book done so far, in their full uncompressed glory! There's 42 already, so there's plenty to read!

Ignore the whoopsie daisy I made posting this please!

>> No.40399291

>>40399130
>Put snake in a full body latex bodysuit
>Oil up the latex
>Snake can't go anywhere
My love for latex has been reinforced.

>> No.40399316

>>40399291
It's pretty surprising that nobody has done a story with this yet when you think about it

>> No.40399374

>>40399130
>saggy
???

>> No.40399401

I need me a Kiki that enjoys making and drinking coffee.

>> No.40399414

>>40399401
I'd rather have one that enjoys making and birthing babies.

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>>40399401
i want a kiki who makes good milk
>>40399374
titties with weight, not like ballons

>> No.40399435

>>40399422
i know, the tits in the picture are anything but saggy.

>> No.40399461

>>40399414
>>40399422
I mean, I want a Kiki that does those things as well but I'd just like one that enjoys trying to make different coffee drinks and the like.

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>>40398288

>> No.40399561

>>40398985
>"So, why consider them monster girls?"
>"Eh...mm...They have IRL guns!"

>> No.40399613

I want to be a dark mages footstool

>> No.40399617

I want to be lamia food

>> No.40399627
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>>40399561
We already have both fantasy robots (golems) and actual robots (automatons).

>> No.40399644

>>40399106
That is how I imagine an Alp, feminine, big breasted and with a gently look

>> No.40399646
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>> No.40399647

>>40399627
nta but those have designs that look nonhuman the stuff that guy was complaining about would get deleted for offtopic if it didn't have the text bubble since they are indistinguishable from humans otherwise

>> No.40399655
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>>40398835
This girl is wonderful.

>> No.40399704
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>>40399422
>More Konowitch
Thank goodness

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>> No.40399716

>>40399435
They're wrapped up in latex, it's a good excuse

>> No.40399728

>>40399711
Pfft

The "perspective" in that picture is cartoonishly awful

>> No.40399763
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>> No.40399800
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UHOOOOOOHHHH

>> No.40399817

>>40399763
SHE'S DOING IT
THEY'RE OPENING

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>>40398835
Is there a before shot of this, of her cooling herself off without being surprised? I swear I've seen that but now I can't find it.

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>>40399849
This?

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>>40399907
No no, with a fan.

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>> No.40400001

>>40398835
>>40399655
>>40399849
>>40399907
>>40399986
>"Tossing EMP Grenade!"
>"EMP Grenade out!"
>"Attention all units, EMP Systems activated. Enemy electronics and devices disabled."

There, I have defeated the robot.

>> No.40400017

>>40399993
I swear Piter, he turned himself into a sandworm. He is Sandworm Leto!!! Funniest shit I've ever seen."

>> No.40400033
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>>40400001
Okay, but why would you want to do that?

>> No.40400039

40400001
look in the mirror, you'd see a clown alp
>>40400033
typical /tg/ faggot

>> No.40400061

>>40400033
Because if the machines are gonna fuck me, they're gonna have to come get me!

>>40400039
Calm down buddy.

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>>40400061
The machines are not gonna fuck you.

>> No.40400122

>>40399422
I would never be the assistant of a Dark Mage this fat.

>> No.40400126

>>40400097
Then why is she being so scandalous, showing off her internals like that? What does it mean, what does it imply!?

>> No.40400136

>>40400126
Dont they.... look kinda empty...., anon? Like something shoud be placed there?
>>40400122
I would, in heartbeat. I would be her attack huamn

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>>40400122
she looks gloomy though, that helps.

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>>40400144

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i spent too long playing monster girl dreams again. making a jabberwock fighting game character. goodnight, anons. heres a good atlach.

>> No.40400189

Gonna fuck monster butt.
Gonna bust a giant nut.
Gonna go to bed feeling like a total slut.

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>>40400126
Just because robo-chan sometimes wants to look sexy doesn't mean she'd want to fuck someone who'd throw EMP grenades at her. And besides, her internals are something she usually tries to keep hidden.

>> No.40400199

>>40400150
so what does a nightmare spider behemoth do in their freetime?

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Investing in hags, this is the safest choice

>> No.40400246

Little did you know that the moment you smiled and said hi to that overly yandere and lonely shirohebi, she planned out your entire life together, and much of that life will be spent in her coils away from the world where no slut even knows you exist.

Luckily for you she's got good hygiene, so she doesn't stink and isn't greasy.

>> No.40400250

>>40398288
Here's a million/billion dollar idea for Monstergirl Encyclopedia:

>Ancient Evil stirs and lurks in the shadows.
>It's a previous Dark Lord in the previous era before Lilith and mamono
>Said previous Dark Lord turns out to be an evil-asshole High Elf, but unbeknownst to the Dark Lord, is turned into a cuter attractive girl because mamono mana
>But that doesn't stop her plan to recover her long lost Ring of Power, her one ring to rule the world!
>She will get her one ring, one way or another!
>She also assumes command of all the p'orcer tribes and all them orcs shall serve as her mighty dark armies, any human are welcome to swear allegiance to her
>Then she will overthrow The Order and Lilith, becoming the new Demon Lord
>But, will the forces of good and the power of mamono mana triumph against such evil???

What ya think?

>> No.40400253

>>40400224
I'm already invested in Tanukis, they've subsidized a plastic miniature company to keep me invested.

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>>40400221
I only need Shog

>> No.40400266

>>40400262
your shog is shit

>> No.40400282
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Can the individual stop the alp transformation once it started?

>> No.40400288

>>40400224
Low risk, low reward.

I'll for for the high risk, high reward hebi

>> No.40400290

>>40400282
Read the setting, once you get that feeling. its no turning back and it occurs when you attempt to sex a monster girl most of the time since the place that makes mana is distorted in the process causing the alp to be made

>> No.40400292

I'm telling you, monstergirls are gonna ruin multiplayer videogames. Or more specifically, Dark Musketeers or any professional soldier mamono's gonna ruin FPS multiplayer games. Due to their inherent sweatiness (not actual sweat, the video game term for hyper competitiveness) and their ability to exploit and utilize game meta. God, I hate them Dark Musketeers who always go for sniper classes. They're already bullshit snipers in real life, can't they not bring their shit into casual games?

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>>40400290
>Read the setting, once you get that feeling. its no turning back

>> No.40400297
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Milk

>> No.40400304

>>40400292
I'll stick to playing MP Minecraft with anubi, sphinxes, and sandworms. Far more comfy if you ask me

>> No.40400309

>>40400295
There's nothing to worry about. Just don't be gay

>> No.40400314

>>40400309
or wish to be woman in the deepest pits of your heart

>> No.40400315

>>40400314
Yeah that's what I said. Don't be gay

>> No.40400319

>>40400292
>imagine complaining instead of training

>> No.40400354

>>40400314
Okay but what if you were bisexual, which one will win the straight side or the gay side?

>> No.40400358

>>40400354
still gey, read the setting and learn about the major rules, no homos in MGE

>> No.40400368

>>40400354
If you want to fuck men more than you want to fuck women then you alp, otherwise you become normal.

>> No.40400380

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, celebrate Freedom day by grilling and attracting local canine gals to your house.
Or watch a gremlin show off her latest firework with a healthy bit of space between you and it.

>> No.40400386

>>40400380
im going to attach fireworks to my dick and shoot out cum and fireworks

>> No.40400396
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>>40399763
PORTALS NOW

>> No.40400397
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>>40400354
You fuck girls.
Alp only happens when you’re so opposed to pussy that you subconsciously self-destruct your spirit energy production capabilities rather than fuck a monster. You have to be Mega Gay™️

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>>40400262
Correct.

>> No.40400410

>Trapped over the weekend in Miss Whitehorn's cabin in the mountains due to a snowstorm
>Trapped over the weekend in Miss Yeti's shack deep in the forest due to a blinding blizzard

Pick your preferred option.

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>>40400224
Obviously
Only hags have the body type that satisfies my desires

>> No.40400419

>>40400410
in with old chubby letty since she snowed in the front door

>> No.40400450
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reading Monster Girls from Another World by Mizone right now. I love Mizone's plant girls

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>>40400410
It's Snug time.

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>>40400450
I loved his ice oni

Cute blue girl with white hair and ice powers and a later work shows her with her son

>> No.40400538

>>40400517
I kinda want to reread Monster Romance

>> No.40400545

>>40400538
It's great except the """succubus""" chapter

I love Mizone but I think it's pretty clear that the guy wants to fuck a housecat.

>> No.40400576

>>40400545
What

>> No.40400582
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>>40400545

>> No.40400584

nice dummy

>> No.40400588
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>>40400576
What do you mean what? Did you miss the last chapter of Omnivorous Hero?

Just look Mizone up on a booru or something

>> No.40400592

>>40400588
At least he saved the big fat guy for the furry chapter

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>>40400588
They can't all be cute demons or fish people, I guess

>> No.40400613

>>40400588
I've never even read it.

>> No.40400629

>>40400588
Cute enough for me.

>> No.40400632
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>>40400613
It's good.

There's an entire chapter of the ice oni masturbating while thinking about her boyfriend and then they actually get to make love and end up having sex all night

Then in the last chapter her sister also gets to fuck her boyfriend she's known since she was like 5 or something

>> No.40400638

it could be worse she could have 8 tiddies

>> No.40400643

>>40400632
Is it a completed work?

>> No.40400657
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I must post kot now.

>> No.40400668

>>40400643
Pretty sure Mizone's between projects right now so yes

>> No.40400669
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What is it with monstergirl media and having such great human women in them?

>> No.40400674
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penguin harpy is good harpy.

>> No.40400701

>>40400674
Does she have happy feet?

>> No.40400702

>>40400668
Okay, thanks senpai.

>> No.40400729

>>40400701
agh, i should've gave her fluffy thighs. oh well, come wintertime i'll have a better design. this was just to make a funny winter to spring joke back in april.

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>"You are my Demon Lord of my Round Table, anon."

>> No.40400797

>>40400767
>"You are the Demon Lord of my Round Table, anon."
ftfy

>> No.40400807

>>40400292
That's why I only play single player games where I don't have to worry about being pubstomped due to my inherently bad snap reflexes and inability to remember complicated command inputs.

>> No.40400825
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>>40400767
>Ywn be a hedge knight for a petty monster noble.

>> No.40400827
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IT'S AMERICA DAY

>> No.40400855

>>40399090
>>40399109
Where did jabber got a whole giant mecha and how she knows how to control it?

>> No.40400870

>>40400855
She's a dragon, dragons are amazing and can do many things

>> No.40400922

>>40399137
catbox?

>> No.40400939

>>40400669
At the very least, show examples to further clarify that please.

>> No.40400961

>>40400855
>Called ancient technology
>Jabberwock knows how to use it
The twist is either she's an ancient or she's old enough to remember when they were new and knows how to use it

>> No.40400966

>>40400922
https://catbox . moe/c/2t19jp
It's posted on his twitter

>> No.40400974

>>40398288
I'm so tired of buying fake-marriage licenses. Thanks Druella, all this inspectors who i met were slimes, wurms and orcs...

>> No.40400975
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40400975

>I've got spirit, I 've wiiiiiiings!
>I've got fiiiire, in my lungs!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_uGDhgVTiU

>> No.40401024

>>40400250
>MGE Sauron

Other than being an overlord to Orcs. Does this also includes the resurgence of MGE Melkor? An even scarier bigger (and bigger boobied) ancient evil?

>> No.40401028

>>40400975
I wonder if Dragon-sama ever disguises herself so she can get out and experience a bit of a normal life.

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>>40400974
I hope you aren't getting thise fake licenses from a danuki. She's probably the one calling the inspectors on you so she can scam you out of money. Then once you've hit the point you can't afford one, she'll call them up saying she believes you are actually single and she wants to claim you. You'll get a knock on the door and it'll be a dark priest inspector and the danuki with a very real marriage license ready for you.

>> No.40401056

>>40401028
>"Ah hello Human, yes I am here to purchase some dinner-food."
>Places a bag of gold coin and gems on the counter.

>> No.40401061

>>40401045
>I hope you aren't getting thise fake licenses from a danuki
Oh, well...

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>>40400939
There's Nara from Monstergirl Dreams, Relia from Violated Hero, Sister June and Rem the Ninja from Quest Failed, Mrs. Smith from Monster Musume, many of the human women that get monsterized in Monster Girl Encyclopedia and many more.

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>> No.40401101
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>>40401089
Big butt

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Snails are good girls.

>> No.40401117

>>40401101
eating out fat vampire muff!

>> No.40401125

>>40401056
Sounds like a normal dragon. Hopefully, nobody talks bad about her stage persona or she'll set the building on fire

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>>40401101
I desire big undead butt

>> No.40401131

>>40401106
Can she really fit in her shell all the way?

>> No.40401175

>>40400939
>humoring him
>even encouraging him to waste even more image limit
why

>> No.40401190

>>40401106
Throw a fistful of salt at her!

>> No.40401197

>>40401190
Snail that size, you're going to need to be saltier than Lot's wife to deter her

>> No.40401199

>>40401190
She turns into a loli

>> No.40401208

>>40401175
the only one that would humor him is himself

>> No.40401214

>>40401190
Stop! If you make those melons smaller the world will know it.

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>>40401117
Need me some blueberry pie

>> No.40401307

>Join Eros monastery for sweet houri and cupid pussy
>Just one problem though
>No one told me parents usually send their troublemaker kids there
>Swearing in ceremony has me flanked by an ushi and some pryow
>Saw them licking their lips in the corner of my eyes

>> No.40401314
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Must post fox before I crash

>> No.40401330

>>40401314
>post fox
>crash on fox tails

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>>40398695
>How To Drain Your Human

>> No.40401339

>>40401330
Don't I wish

>> No.40401346

>capture a fairy
>put her in a cumjar

>> No.40401351

>>40401314
What trickery is this? How is that mofu not wet? Is it water-repellant?

>> No.40401363

>>40398550
>>40398586
>>40398589
>>40398704
>>40398759

Unbelievably based.

>> No.40401367

>>40401307
>om the flipside you aldo have the troublesome mischief makers, bullies, scrappers and generally 'troubled' boys
the eros teachers have it tough

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>>40401351
Monster fur just is that way.

>> No.40401378

I still think hakutakus will make the best stalkers

>> No.40401384

>>40401351
It is whatever makes hubby hornier, obviously

>> No.40401388

>>40401378
>notice hakutaku sneaking around your home
>shout "I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE"

>> No.40401390

>>40400292
Just utilize the power of voice chat.
Once they hear what you are, they will suddenly get very friendly.

>> No.40401394

MONKEY PAW
You get your waifu
But
Every clap of her ass is the vineboom sound effect

>> No.40401400

>>40401373
what a lewd face

>> No.40401405

>>40401394
I pray for the anons that got a cheshire.
May they rest in peace.

>> No.40401412

>>40401394
You're not funny, Cheshire. Someone send in the clown.

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we like dragons in here, yes?

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>>40401394
Deal, but shrink her down to my size so that the clap doesn't destroy buildings

>> No.40401451

>>40401394
Then I'll just pick a girl without an ass.

>> No.40401470

>>40401451
>He want's a flat assed girl
Look at this man, look at this man and laugh
What about when she's bouncing on you though, would ass on thigh count as clapping?

>> No.40401472

>>40401351
Fox tails can utilize mana in a way that makes them nonstick. They can turn it off if you want one of those sexy wet hair shots, but they usually keep it on to keep the mofu nice and clean so it's always ready for fluffing. They especially need this for when they're having sex. Imagine trying to grab her tail for a post sex fluffing and its soaked in cum and sweat.

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>>40401394
!

>> No.40401498

>>40401470
Well I could go for a shoggoth and just ask her to not form an ass, no clapping then.
Or just go for a ghoul and never fuck her pussy

>> No.40401538

>>40401418
>kaijus spot (You)
>suddenly they stop fighting and shrink down to human-ish size
>instead of beating the shit out of each other, they have an ass fight
>the one that can make you cum harder with her ass wins
and so anon was lauded as the local hero for saving the city from devastation

>> No.40401568

>>40401538
devasstation

>> No.40401580

>>40401394
What's a vineboom?

>> No.40401582

>>40401580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vBVGjFdwk4

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>>40401412
Alright, you get your waifu but every time you squeeze her breasts you hear a bicycle horn.

>> No.40401626
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into the sack with you

>> No.40401632

>>40401600
>>40401626
I'm scared.

>> No.40401646

>>40401626
NOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE SACK!

>> No.40401681

>>40401626
But I've been a good boy this year!

>> No.40401690

I still want a story about a lizard girl that loses to a adventurer but she thinks he cheated/was dishonorable and so refuses to admit she lost while her body is going full mere female lizard.

>> No.40401691

>>40401626
Silly goat, it's an American holiday today, and I'm on the other side of the pond

>> No.40401722

>>40398903
Jinko Griffon sounds good. Jinko Papillon popped into my mind cause tiger butterflies.

>> No.40401774
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>>40401538
>take your mech out to intercept another kaiju before she reaches the city
>intel says she doesn't look too strong, but you can never be sure until you engage
>you get a visual on the kaiju and switch to combat mode
>your mech stops responding and every indicator light in the cockpit goes red
>some kind of EMP ability?
>no, you wouldn't have any electronics in that case
>you get an incoming transmission from your lead maintenance engineer
>fucker's sitting on a beach with a kaiju in his lap
>"Sorry chief, but I loosened a few wires after I signed off last night. Kaijus made a pretty good case for themselves, you know?"
>"Don't worry about Ashley there, I'm pretty sure she's your type."

>> No.40401797

>>40400827
>Anon has a huge barbecue to celebrate America day
>It attracts all the carnivore monsters in the neighborhood
>Including the big birds of prey

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happy independence day America! I am going to find a freedom harpy and fuck her fat ass in your honor

>> No.40401931

>>40401774
>governments realize that kaijus are just looking for husbands
>the entire mech pilot program is just a stupidly convoluted matchmaking service, human warmachines wouldn't stand a chance anyway
>men are kept in the dark until the last moment because nobody would believe that skyscraper-sized monsters make for good wives
fund it

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>> No.40401944
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>>40401797
Through burgers, unity. Happy freedom day weird sexy animal ladies. No rape while I'm grilling.

>> No.40402011

Consider the following
Turbohag mega momster high on 6 months worth of ovulation drugs

>> No.40402028

>>40402011
That's what happens when you say
>I love you mom so much that I'd marry you!
to your adoptive momster

>> No.40402036

>>40401876
Now should she be an eagle or a turkey?

>> No.40402057

remember, eagles are just bigger seagulls

>> No.40402101

>>40402057
does that mean they're gonna try and steal my chips?

>> No.40402103
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>>40402036
she should have BIG AMERICAN TITTIES
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

>> No.40402173

>>40402101
>in a far away green and pleasant land there is no peace between man and monster
>mainly because they won't stop trying to nick my food

>> No.40402232

>>40402103
Roman please I'm trying to drive a truck full of explosives

>> No.40402275
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40402275

Raid boss here, what sorta cursed loot should I put in my dungeon. Sure +++thickness is a funny status effect, especially on lolibabas, but I need something more creative than milky tits, or constant boners, extra wet pussy, hagification, lolification, aphrodisiac sweat, and other basic stuff I need something to really wow my friends at the raid boss meetings

>> No.40402338
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>>40402232
COOOOZIN, LET"S GO BOWLING
you grab this smooth round bowl, like a BIG AMERRRIKAN HARPY TIDDY, HAHA

>> No.40402349

Imagine being a royal attendant not going anywhere near the pharaoh, but the moment she sees you it catches her interest

>> No.40402362

>>40402338
It all makes me feel very patriotic

>> No.40402377

>>40402338
Anon is busy doing the most American thing of all: Avenging Waco.

>> No.40402396
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remember there is allways some good in things, even mediocre shonen

>> No.40402415

>>40402396
I just wish that muscle bun was taller.

>> No.40402422

>>40402396
its like the reverse of that one shaman girl in indivisible

>> No.40402451

>>40402415
Just get a viera

>> No.40402474

>>40402396
>likes: carrots
I don't believe it! No way!

>> No.40402480

>>40402451
They're not muscular.

>> No.40402496
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>>40402480
Nothing stops you from imagining a muscular one.

>> No.40402507

>>40402474
sometimes there is a joke about bunnygirls not liking carrots

>> No.40402508
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>>40402396
kek I am 5 cm taller, I always thought she was much taller

>> No.40402592

>>40402396
>159cm
Damn, she's short.
Perfect.

>> No.40402665

>>40402275
>armor that links to a portal so you can molest the person wearing it from a safe distance. You could also make it headgear and have a mindflayer brainwash them. Or make it a full face helmet that links to to a pit of ghouls who take turns tongue raping a man's throat. Make two sets of pants and force party members to have sex with each other.
>a magic ring that looks like a little shirohebi coiled up. Wearing it lets you use a shirohebi's fire magic, but it's yandere and will burn away all other clothing when you put it on. Trying to take it off makes the ring burn you with blue flames similar to a shirohebi's, making them dependant on the ring. Only way to safely take it off is to have it removed by a shirohebi.
>amulet that lets you read minds, but also displays your thoughts above your head in text and/or picture for everyone to see. Sometimes it may just decide to lie to get you in trouble or provoke a monster.
>blessed demon sliver sword of Eros that makes you feel attraction towards an enemy proportional to how much damage you have done to them. Works best on bosses and tanks.
>item that enhances your senses to be three times as sharp, but lewd things are improved tenfold instead. You look at an oni and you can see every single detail of her muscles. You can smell the womanly scent of a troll from a hundred meters away. A drop of slime jelly on your tongue will put a five star restaurant to shame. A siren could whisper and you would be under her spell. God help you if you actually have sex with this curse on you.

>> No.40402719
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40402719

what i most like on this glorius day of freedom is boobies, nice, heavy, milky, sloshing, boobies. I Wish to drink titty milk as well

>> No.40402752

>>40402275
unidentified magical wands and scrolls that look similar to one another, and act similar in funny ways. Is this a wand of teleport/blink, or a wand that teleports everyone's clothes ~10 feet to the left? is it a scroll of invisibility & haste or of blindiing & binding? summon a flock of indestructible sheep to block all movement and ranged attacks, or a flock of unstoppable sheepgirls that will cuddlepile everyone (especially the scrolls' user) into submission and cuddlesex? Get creative with it.

>> No.40402770

>healer who became a lich because she couldnt save her lover before he died

>> No.40402803

>>40402719
>Anon's father marries a cow and his wife is lucky to give birth a son, among many daughters
>Anon marries a fox
>Anon is carrying the holstaur genes so his daughters are all born with cow tier boobs

>> No.40402813
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>>40400410
Miss Yeti's snuggle station

>> No.40402828

>>40402813
i want to have a gal built like miss yeti

>> No.40402841

>>40402770
>Be the reincarnation of said lover, just as frail as they were before.
>Lich's worries cannot be contained by the phylactery and she becomes an adorable worrywart.

>> No.40402853
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>>40402719
"Hello, Kitsune Mommy, I am thirsty and I want to suck your boobies"

"My milkers are too big for you, human."

"Kitsune Mommy, I tell you I am very thirsty, and I want only your tastiest milkies."

"You can't handle my huge milkers. They're too big for you."

"Kitsune Mommy, listen to me; I want only to suck your boobies."

"My boobs would kill you, human. You cannot handle my boobs."

"Kitsune Mommy, enough of these games. I'm very thirsty and I need your nipples in my mouth."

"My big tiddies would kill you, human. You can't handle my huge tiddies. You'd better go to a woman who has smaller tiddies."

"Kitsune Mommy, I'm telling you right now; I'm thirsty and I need only your tastiest milkies."

"You don't know what you ask, human. My huge milkers would kill a futa, let alone a man. You need a woman that has smaller boobs, because my tits are too big."

"Kitsune Mommy, I'm telling you I need to suck your boobies! I'm very thirsty, I'm very thirsty and I need your tastiest milk!"

"You can't handle my huge tits! No one can!"

"Kitsune Mommy, what do I have to tell you to suck your boobies? Why won't you trust me with your milk, Kitsune Mommy? I need it if I'm to no longer be thirsty!"

"I can't give you milk because my boobies are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."

"Well then that's it, Kitsune Mommy. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my milky needs."

"That's what you'd better do."

"I'll go elsewhere for my milk and I'll never come back!"

"Good. You're not welcome here! My boobs are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."

"You've had your say, Kitsune Mommy but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for men. No respect for anything... except your huge boobies!"

"Why respect men... when my tails can do anything that you can."

>> No.40402861

I'm going to get an Elf maid, but I'm going to get the flattest one I can and then force her to wear cowprint everything, a cattle tag on her ear, a cowbell, and I'll even hook her up to a milking machine ones a week.
I'm going to break her and make her moo.

>> No.40402924

>>40402275
mofu utility belt:
>beastgirls that wear this will have their tail become incredibly fluffy and sensitive
>all abilities now deal mofu damage
>taking off the belt will revert the tail changes... but not the mofu damage conversion
>tail fluffiness (and by extension, mofu damage) can be increased by putting a gold coin in the front pouch
>if worn by a fox their tail becomes extremely alluring ontop of the extra fluff
>this effect is so potent that other beastgirl party members will become envious and fight over the belt
beacon ring:
>can only be worn by males
>wearing will mark you with extremely potent sandworm mana
>attracted sandworms are guaranteed to be legendary variants or a superboss
>comes with complimentary boss music when a sandworm is near!
slime gauntlet:
>gauntlet made out of solidified slime
>extreme mana conductivity
>every spell cast through the gauntlet will make the slime grow
>the slime becomes a symbiote after 10 spells and cannot be removed.
shogstone necklace:
>necklace with a eldritch pearl as its center gem
>allows the user to call upon the power of a shoggoth, including a 5mx5mx5m pocket dimension that can be used for anything
>on males:
>0.001% chance for a shoggoth to appear in the pocket dimension
>this chance doubles for every time you enter
>on females:
>slowly corrupted by shoggoth mana, the monster will retain her form but have a shog like appearance
the alpatizer:
>a seemingly normal mental resistance bracelet
>males only
>prevents the user from being charmed by any monster
>but this slowly corrupts the mind to turn him into a alp
leader ring:
>the person that wears this ring is instantly seen as the leader of a party
>5% chance for any order to become lewd in nature before it leaves the mouth
>chance doubles for every non-corrupted order
>chance reverts back to 5% when a corrupted order is given
half-blood:
>a bottomless health potion with a bottle in the shape of a blood drop
>as a monster drinks from it her form will slowly be hybridized with another monster of the same size.
>as a human female drinks from it she will slowly be monsterized, the above effect taking place when monsterization is complete
>as a male drinks from it his lust for a nearby kind of monster will exponentially increase
>can be thrown, when thrown the coated monster/human female will be hybridized with three different monsters.
>a human male will instantly feel a lust for the closest monster that he cannot ignore.
fox fire sword:
>a sword with a amber fitted onto the handguard. inside the amber is eternal fox fire.
>the sword radiates a extremely corrupt aura.
>the effects of the sword are unknown, the fox that this came from was a calamity fox so nobody has been brave enough to pick it up... yet.
>SET BONUS: when used with the mofu utility belt the user's fire based skills become dual type between mofu and fire. mofu and fire damage are both multiplied by x999. any fire based skills that are related to your sword gain an additional x999 bonus
>this is a bonus too good to pass up!
>please ignore the itch in the back of your mind.
>you do not want to monsterize the order in its entirety.

>> No.40402925
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40402925

Do you drink your wifes milk?

>> No.40402934

>>40402925
>those arms
looks more like muscle milk

>> No.40402942
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>>40402925

>> No.40402962
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>>40402925
Of course, preferably straight from the tap but sometimes you need some bottled to have on the go

>> No.40402968
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>>40402934
That's excellent milk., rich in protein.

>> No.40402980

>>40402934
I once read the label of a muscle milk beverage,
said it contained no milk, I don't know what that drink is made out of but I decided not to put that shit into my body.

>> No.40402987

>>40402968
i'll be honest, thats very damn close to a man with some tits slapped on

>> No.40403016

>>40402980
Probably a good call, but I'd be curious to see what the hell it's made of.

>> No.40403022

>>40402987
>Broad shoulders
>Broad chest
>Androgynous face
Not close, that's just straight up a dude that someone slapped some tits on as an afterthought.

>> No.40403034
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>>40401106

>> No.40403035

>>40403022
pretty much, if you are going to put muscle on a woman, the hips and legs should be larger than the upper body in contrast to prevent that

>> No.40403044
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Bunposting.

>> No.40403061

>>40403016
Probably either soi or pea isolates, although sometimes they just throw collagen in there because it's technically protein.

>> No.40403071

>>40403044
I adamantly believe bunny girls are best with human thighs and fluffy bunny legs.
Not sure about their hands though.

>> No.40403072

>>40403035
pro drawing tip, muscly women don't look like muscly men unless they are roiding.
bonus tip: most men in movies and gyms look like they are roiding too and nobody will ever convince me they aren't.

>> No.40403082

>>40403072
yeah and strengh wise, the thicker the trunk, the more they can lift

>> No.40403090

>>40403082
sure, they just shouldn't ever lose the curves that are their on anyone that isn't fat.

>> No.40403105

>>40403090
Anon, I honestly didn't understand what you said

>> No.40403109

>>40403071
That's subjective, I like them more vanilla with just the ears and the tail.

>> No.40403114

>>40403105
natural muscle isn't bulging.

>> No.40403168
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>> No.40403189

>>40398514
Muscle, hag.

>> No.40403196

imo, this guy does good girls with muscles
>>40403189
and I think you might like this
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/14206631/post/3050287

>> No.40403212

>>40403196
i swear half the lolicons in the world must be driven into the arms of the sabbath by seeing girls like this one.

>> No.40403239

>>40403196
you forgot pic

>> No.40403248

>>40403239
the pic is the link, anon.

>> No.40403271

Burger Bird Cloaca

>> No.40403314

>>40403196
Jesus christ that's fucking disgusting for several reasons

>> No.40403350

smooth, soft, flat, unstretched chest with tiny little nipples. All I want, all I need. I think I just gained ptsd over seeing veins too.
Even lolibabas don't have body hair.

>> No.40403353

>>40402962
A monsters ideal form.

>> No.40403363
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40403363

I wont show anymore so the weak may not be harmed, imagine being tramuatized cause you saw some veiny tits and hair

>> No.40403402

>>40403363
I like this image a lot.

>> No.40403409

>>40403363
Hags are simply too strong.
When are they nerfing hags?

>> No.40403420
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>>40403353
Ideal form, ideal state.

>> No.40403439

>>40403409
Anon, use the stamina, the flexibity, the strength, and the rest of youths gifts to your advantage and train them all to the limit so hags ask when are young men are getting nerfed, show off that the fact of being young is not just for show!

>> No.40403473

>>40403439
Anon I get instant-loss'd every time.
There is no battle, I just get one-shotted.

>> No.40403487

>>40403473
train and envision the smug you'd give your future hag wife when you finally win! Your wife would love to see your smug face

>> No.40403504

>>40403487
Its too late for me anon.
She is staring at me with a turbosmug expression as she rubs her pregnant belly.
Atleast she can hardly move now.

>> No.40403515

>>40403504
Then smug at her, since you were the one who finally took her virginity, anon. Be proud!

>> No.40403568

>>40403473
She insta lost too.

>> No.40403593
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>>40398288

>> No.40403605

Femdom: hag+ shota
Maledom: hag+teenager

>> No.40403622

what monsters are there to find in the New World?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8V_UJnQBSU

>> No.40403625

>>40403593
Back when these threads were on /a/, I made a joke about a kraken blundering someone's booty and it turned into a shitstorm that lasted multiple threads because THAT'S GAY
At any rate they make good pirates

>> No.40403627

>>40403593
We need more pirates in these threads

>> No.40403638

>>40403627
im a dirty pirate since i pirate games

>> No.40403642

>>40403363
What does it mean when an elf's ears point downwards?

>> No.40403650

>>40403605
Hag + middle-aged man is a loving relationship built on mutual respect where they're both equal.

>> No.40403654

>>40403605
>perverted hag thinks only a horny teenager will be able to keep up with her
>ends up getting more than she bargained for and has to constantly ask for a break or to go slower
Poor woman forgot that her body just isn't the same anymore mamonobanana will do its thing eventually and they will start going at it like rabbits in heat all day everyday

>> No.40403670 [DELETED] 

>>40403642
shes more of a motherly man
>>40403605
one of my biggest fanstaies is being a real innocent and naive little boy that gets tricked by a fat old creepy pervy hag that slowly teaches the pleasures of sex, who makes sures to really relish in my poor little mind getting overloaded with pleasure

>> No.40403678

>>40403622
Cats, harpies, more elves

>> No.40403687

>>40403642
>>40403642
shes more of a motherly elf
>>40403605
one of my biggest fanstaies is being a real innocent and naive little boy that gets tricked by a fat old creepy pervy hag that slowly teaches the pleasures of sex, who makes sures to really relish in my poor little mind getting overloaded with pleasure

Fuck, sleeping sure is important, I almost turned retarded and gay for a bit

>> No.40403722

>>40403622
>Anon. The lad who owns the Falcon Company? Is it true your grandmother was a Harpy?

>> No.40403748
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>>40398288

>> No.40403753

>>40403678
>anon gets tire of dealing with haughty elves back home
>decides to take up a life of adventure in the New World
>travel strange lands, unearth hidden treasures, meet new people
>just finds more bloody elves

>> No.40403768
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>> No.40403794

>Tfw you sleepwalk up to Miss haku and start sucking on her titties in the middle of class

>> No.40403801
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>> No.40403806

>>40403801
she a cute

>> No.40403836

>portals open
>find greilla
>another anon is right there going for her!
>agree to share
This viable? This way greilla gets double the spirit energy so it seems good from her point of view.

>> No.40403841

>>40403794
That's some dedication to getting the next class cancelled.
Bet he wasn't expecting that time slot to be taking by the wedding though.

>> No.40403860

>>40403622
big blue ox-girls

>> No.40403877

>>40403841
>Anon wakes up with a milk mustache and a sore body
>Miss Haku is passed out naked
>And he realizes a little too late hes naked in fron of the class

>> No.40403879
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>>40398288

>> No.40403894
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>> No.40403921

>>40403879
You can see where all the nutrients went

>> No.40403930

>>40403605
For me it's, young boy and young monstergirl neighbors and childhood friends who are the same age and grow up together and get married eventually.

>> No.40403933

Imagine, latex shog

>> No.40403973

>>40403879
Camilla is best girl, but I feel alraune isn't for her.
Dragon would be more appropriate, hell, dark mage would be more appropriate.

>> No.40403975

>>40403933
I still like the idea of a dominant Shog doing the genderswapped version of Night Gaunt with her husband.

>> No.40403984
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40403984

Im too busy imagining sexy mature kiki toying with me, trying to make me rape her, showing off her delicious curves and bending over way too much and whispering lewd slavic things in my eat

>> No.40403990
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>> No.40403998

>>40403973
Literally make her a wyvern.
People never do it but thats the simplest answer.

>> No.40404007

>>40403984
Hags win again.

>> No.40404034
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40404034

>>40403973
>>40403998

>> No.40404048

>>40404034
Exactly, thats the sort of clingy oneesan I need to try and rape me in the night.

>> No.40404049
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40404049

>wake up
>thread is not professing their love for star-spangled eagle harpies and turkey
That's an issue.

>> No.40404052

>>40404034
weird tail, but shes seems quite handy
>>40404049
sorry, we dont worship flying pigs

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>>40404049
Unf, meaty.

>> No.40404065

>>40404034
Just imagine being Corrin, all you have to do is vaguely mention a nightmare and Camilla will just invite herself into your bed and cuddle you to sleep for the rest of your life.
At minimum.

We need more onee-san/auntster/momster stuff.

>> No.40404080

>>40404062
nice monster girl, faggot

>> No.40404152

>>40403196
Reminder that the only "males", if you can even call them that, that like muscle girls are closet homosexuals.

>> No.40404154

>>40403933
Like, she's made out of shog-latex or you're wearing shog-latex?

>> No.40404165

>>40404065
What I would love to see is scenes where you get to learn what sex is and how good it is
40404152
what a pathetic attempt at attention, here you go, heres your candy, Baby boy

>> No.40404176
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>>40404080
We enjoy big meaty burgers here

>> No.40404177

>>40404165
Did you mean to quote this post >>40404152?
You need to put >> before it next time.

>> No.40404184
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MORE SWEAT

>> No.40404192
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40404192

ignore shitheads, why is exotic so erotic, be it choco, blue, red, purple, green and the like. Even pure white skin

>> No.40404194

>>40404184
She could use a good bath or a shower.

>> No.40404202

>>40404192
Gropable belly

>> No.40404211

>>40403605
For me it's "Light maledom: loli + adult male"

>> No.40404214
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40404214

>>40404202

>> No.40404221

>>40404165
>Actually trying to argue that this >>40402968 isn't a thin attempt at masking cocklust
I bet you're a futa poster.

>> No.40404229

>>40404211
>ywn have a pack of lolis jump in front of you and pose shouting "onii chan rape correction mode: Activate!"

>> No.40404237
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>>40404152
Okay homo

>> No.40404245

Woow, someones retarded, I was even saying thats just a man with tits smacked on. you are also the only one brought about futa
>>40404237
leave him, he mostly likely likes futa himself

>> No.40404251

>>40404214
Not nearly soft enough.

>> No.40404253

>>40404237
>Tries to prove me wrong by posting more hypermasculine women
Way to go, champ. Scared you can't act as the man in a relationship?

>> No.40404263

>>40404237
to be fair that image was pretty shit since it was just a dude with tits the image you just posted is a thousand times better

>> No.40404266 [SPOILER] 
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>>40404251
also dont respind mr. gey

>> No.40404281
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40404281

Dude who is seething is the same dude who posted the pic of the dude but aside from that ,choco cat

>> No.40404291

>>40404281
This dude >>40404237?

>> No.40404300
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40404300

It may be hot during the summer, but if you dive a little deeper it's actually quite pleasantly cool

>> No.40404301
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>>40404281
chocco cats indeed

>> No.40404302
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>>40404281
nigfoxes stealing your seed

>> No.40404303
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>> No.40404306

>>40404266
This is better

>> No.40404331

>>40404291
? The oni is the second picture I've posted in the whole thread aside from >>40403168

>> No.40404351
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>>40404331
I dont mean you, i meant that other pic, the pink brown man with tits. The person who responded is him
Aslo everything is better with choco monsters, even angels

>> No.40404355

>>40404351
Even undead?

>> No.40404367

>>40404355
yes, to a certain extent but the undead color is too good

>> No.40404442
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40404442

Chocco cow means chocco milk

>> No.40404466
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YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.40404497
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>>40404442
an choco dragon means choco dragon milk
>>40404466
>tfw no feral p'orc gf

>> No.40404533
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>> No.40404547
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>>40404355
Maybe not better but almost as good, Pharaohs are quite erotic.

>> No.40404581
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40404581

A-ahem.
THE ELDEN RING
OOOOH, ELDEN RING

>> No.40404602

>>40404466
>be 3rd world serf
>work is hard and the pay low but I can eke out an honest living
>tilling away at the poppy fields when I am tackled by something soft
>an imposingly thick eagle harpy is pinning me down with one talon while cutting away my clothes with the other
>I try to scream but she shoves her star spangled bikini in my mouth
>tells me her country invaded mine to spread democracy and liberate my cum
>she rides me until I cum dust and my pelvis is ruined
>drags me to their base where she leaves me tied to her bed
>the other fat harpies spend their time watching marvel movies, playing in their consoles, and eating hamburgers
>there's one of my countrymen for each of them
>not many news reach here but it seems my country has completely collapsed
>fields are dying as the men needed to tend to them are being whisked away to become cumpumps
>my harpy gets pregnant so she'll be returning home soon
>I beg her to let me see my family one last time but she tells me she doesn't want me to talk to terrorists
>says I'll love her country, the burgers are big, the streets oversized and filled with speeding vehicles, and healthcare spotty and expensive to weed out the week
>and unlike my country boys have rights
>like the right to be milked by a buxom eagle harpy every hour of the day
Th-thanks america...

>> No.40404604
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40404604

>>40404581

>> No.40404633

>>40404581
>why are some of these stone blocks cracked
>Where is the capstone
>WHERE are the rest of the LABORERS
>WHY DOES THE PYRAMID HAVE 7 SIDES
>AND WHO PAINTED DICKS ON IT

>> No.40404639
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>> No.40404660

>>40404633
you know monster architected obelisks would just be huge dicks

>> No.40404669

>>40404639
ah yes, when your aunt enters your school to finally get a diploma
>>40404633
I want to be string enough and fast enought to create pyramids in a day but im going to make them coneshaped step pyraminds

>> No.40404674
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40404674

She's performing at your 4th fireworks show

>> No.40404676

>>40404301
>bongo bongo bongo I don’t wanna leave the Congo

>> No.40404692

>>40404633
>when she leaves her Sphinx half-sister in charge of things for one (1) day

>> No.40404735

>>40404154
Both.

>> No.40404748
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>>40404692
Sphinx can be highly motivated at times.
When their efforts can be directed to fucking around, that is.

>> No.40404767
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>>40398288
Bun

>> No.40404768
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>> No.40404770

>>40404674
What's she gonna play? Does she know something with a particular American feel?

>> No.40404846

>>40404767
What is this sterile v-tuber artstyle?

>> No.40404854

>>40404767
too moe for my tastes

>> No.40404911

>>40404768
that is a BIG snek

>> No.40404921

>>40404911
Do you dare to tell her she has a weight problem?

>> No.40404924

>>40404911
Just wait until you find out about the Titanoboa lamia.

>> No.40404936
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>>40404602
>I beg her to let me see my family one last time but she tells me she doesn't want me to talk to terrorists
lol

>> No.40404945

>>40404924
>They could grow up to 12.8 m (42 ft), perhaps even 14.3 m (47 ft) long and reach a weight of 1,135 kg (2,500 lb).
I could take her.

>> No.40404947

>>40404921
She doesn't, she's just long.

>> No.40404955

>>40404945
FATTY
A
T
T
Y

>> No.40404970

>>40404945
imagine the size of her bed.

>> No.40404973
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>>40404911

>> No.40405001
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>>40404770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioyKQJY-t3M

>> No.40405011

>>40404945
>>40404924
Post her

>> No.40405023
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40405023

How common is groo- I mean girls raising their husbands.

>> No.40405034

>>40405011
She would take up the rest of our images.

>> No.40405046

>>40405023
Not common enough

>> No.40405051

>>40405023
it's close to 100% on abandoned children. monsters are real softies at heart

>> No.40405072

>>40405051
>*'abandoned children' may include full-grown men alone in public

>> No.40405137
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>>40405023
Tell me about this snek. Why are her ears so long?

>> No.40405149
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40405149

>>40404945
>"It's time for bed, dear."

>> No.40405298
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>>40405072
it's a known risk when dealing with certain types of monster

>> No.40405323

>>40405137
bit by a venomous elf

>> No.40405376

>>40404768
She could store so much food

>> No.40405378
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>>40404846
It looks better in motion.

>> No.40405411
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I wanna instaloss to a paizuri.

>> No.40405429
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40405429

where is my rapist spider wife

>> No.40405434

>>40405411
i'd go with a more protracted level drain session myself

>> No.40405458

>>40405411
>she senses your about to blow your load
>puts her mouth over your cock
>squeezes her tits harder
>milkgasms over your face as you nut down her throat
Congratulations on your marriage anon

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40405513

I'm disappointed by the lack of new freedom harpies on freedom day.

>> No.40405636
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>>40405513
THIS THREAD ISN'T FREE ENOUGH

>> No.40405649
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40405649

>>40405513
i found a bird but i don't think she respects my freedoms

>> No.40405666

>>40398310
>create sexy act 1 villain
>literally fucking remove her from reality
Goddamn it DxD.

>> No.40405672
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40405672

>>40405636

>> No.40405675

>>40405649
>but i don't think she respects my freedoms
That's a paddling.

>> No.40405673

>>40404767
i hate how azurlane always shoves the fucking chickens in almost every art of theirs

>> No.40405685

>>40405672
>almost

>> No.40405694

>>40405672
Papi has 26 IQ

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40405700

>>40398288

>> No.40405708

>>40405694
ah slightly higher than mine

>> No.40405724

>>40405694
She's a very important bird, do not bully

>> No.40405738

>>40405700
maybe the gulag life with nothing but hundreds of miles of monberia tundra wasteland around isn't so bad

>> No.40405742

>>40405672
EMG birds are whores that will cheat on you

>> No.40405756

>>40405742
>EMG
Whats

>> No.40405771

>>40404973
What's so bad about weighing it?

>> No.40405787

>>40405756
It's the show that dumb blue birb is from

>> No.40405806

>>40405756
Electromotive girl

>> No.40405812

pray the cheshires never discover post modern memes

>> No.40405830

>>40405742
>>40405787
Ah, Monster Musume. I don't think that was the case, the Centaurs are the infidelity race.

>> No.40405831

>>40405812
I for one would proudly present a Cheshire with the complete works of Thomas Pynchon for her birthday.
>See cat? This books is about a man who can predict the trajectories of V2 rockets with the angle of his erection

>> No.40405845

>>40405830
unfortunately both can be true

>> No.40405855

>>40405845
Nah. If you're talking about the part with Papi's mom, she never cheated. She's just dopey, like her daughter.

>> No.40405859
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>>40405513
Do Griffons count?

>> No.40405871

>>40405859
I have yet to see a freedom griffon. But griffons are good.

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>> No.40405904

>>40405876
Tramp stamps are too fucking erotic. I want to rail this bird from behind as she sings land of the free

>> No.40405959

>>40405904
>Tramp stamps are too fucking erotic.
I DO NOT care for them.

>> No.40406038

>>40405904
I want to draw a picture on her back while I fuck her

>> No.40406047

>>40405756
Electromagnetic Gun

>> No.40406054
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>>40406038

>> No.40406060

>>40406038
do the pledge of allegiance so you can salute every time you do her

>> No.40406112
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40406112

HAG
SEX

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>>40406112
is there a way to know if a monster has gone hag or do you just have to feel it out?

>> No.40406134

>>40406054
Right on her butt! And she can't see it until she looks in the mirror!
Imagine she wakes up late for work after such a night of wikd sex, and in her hurry, forgets to obscure it with her skimpy succubus clothes

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>> No.40406160

>>40406140
i want to be a krakens squeezable stressball

>> No.40406175
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40406175

>>40406121
Feel it out, you can guess by the way they talk and their presence/lust

>> No.40406178

>>40405812
>meme cat calls you
>you go into the room she's in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLkfz10Srxw

>> No.40406180

>>40406121
If she is pudgy, has some crows feet and her titties are milky and slosh, she is a hag

>> No.40406191

>>40406180
Actual perfection.

>> No.40406196

>>40406178
don't let her beat you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ValKNYw_U

>> No.40406202
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>>40406180

>> No.40406217

>>40406112
Imagine the pregnant belly tearing the texture.

>> No.40406236

>>40406191
>>40406202
and cant forget that gentle playful teasing personality

>> No.40406267

>>40406236
Its an obvious act anon.
The moment you pat her head she goes all mushy.

>> No.40406320
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>>40406267
Charisma break.

>> No.40406364

>>40406320
Imagine spoiling your momster/auntster with headpats and lap pillows.

>> No.40406388

>>40406267
But all that happens is she spoils me in return

>> No.40406397
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>>40406267
Be careful with this though. The rarer "Regura"-class hags are immune to headpats and in fact will go into dominant overdrive if you attempt them. I've heard too many stories of cocky anons who fail to discern a Regura hag from a common one and end up sealing their own fate as a result.

>> No.40406399
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40406399

>>40406364
>>40406388
Mutual happiness is the goal.

>> No.40406429
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40406429

>>40406397
Regura makes the best hags

>> No.40406444

>>40406397
What do you mean "sealing their fate"?

>> No.40406455

>>40406444
Checked
Married and femdommed

>> No.40406459

>>40406455
Checked & Based

>> No.40406482

>>40406180
>childhood friend succ has been holed up in her house for a couple days and won't respond
>you get worried and go to check in person. after banging on her door for a couple minutes she hesitantly cracks open the door, leaning in such a way as to only show her face.
>she's got these weird lines and dark circles near her eyes. you ask if she's been sleeping well but she gives an evasive answer. also did she call you boya?
>you try to see if you can come in and check on her and you both begin pushing against the door
>the exertion causes her already strained bra clasp to snap and taken by surprise she stops pushing, stumbling backwards as you force open the door
>due to hentai physics you fall on top of her as you tumble both inwards, landing softly on her now voluptuous body, face landing squarely between her massive tits. as you try to lift yourself off her arms clamp around you and two dark beads of fluid well up on her shirt.
>her now too small clothes are torn in several places. you try to mumble something but she is no longer listening, merciless heart shaped eyes leering back.
>you fate is sealed.
>later on you also note she has a compulsion to get some applebees™
another case of sudden onset hag syndrome. be sure to take note of early symptoms for treatment options, or maybe don't.

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>> No.40406522

>>40406364
I've tried to give her a lap pillow, but she keeps doing it wrong. She just lies face down in my lap which makes me worried because her breathing gets really weird after a few minutes. She seems to like it, but I'm worried she's suffocating herself. I think she passed out once because there was drool all over my crotch. Then there was that really awkward time I got a boner and she was too nice to say anything about it. She tried her best to get comfortable, but she obviously couldn't find a spot she liked because she wouldn't stop moving around. It didn't help that it got harder from her face rubbing against it so much. She said she enjoyed it very much, but I can tell she was being nice. Her face was so red and she was stuttering so much, she must have been so embarrassed. I'm glad she's so forgiving, she's such a nice lady.

>> No.40406538
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40406538

>Bouya...

>> No.40406542

>>40406522
what the fuck

>> No.40406543
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40406543

>>40406491
Nice.

>> No.40406549
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>>40406444
Well, when I was younger I knew an anon who needed a summer job once school was out. The lady next door reached out and offered to pay him to help around the house, take care of the lawn, and so on.

He's been working that job for the past ten years now.

>> No.40406566

None of us are going to get past the level 1 area since we are weak to physical touch so what are some girls that we can pick up while safe in the starter town?
Bonus round a few powerful monsters will probably get past the government quarantines to search for horny anons on earth but they'll have to be smart or fast enough to get through the blockades.

>> No.40406576

You know what attracts the older monsters the most, the scent of youth. Which comes from the youthful boys training to be better and pushing themselves to the limit. That scent to hags is the most intoxicating for them since that youth is what they love. Young is anything younger than them and they sure love a good zero to hero story as well

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>>40406549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOz1GEFU6rI

>> No.40406581
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40406581

>>40406566
Speak for yourself.
I will get Druella as my wife.

>> No.40406602

>>40406566
tavern holst and villager succ often wear a dirndl which has a very high crit chance against me.
if i can make it to the church of eros without getting snagged i'm certain one of the residents will finish the job

>> No.40406626
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All star worm straight ballin

>> No.40406649

>>40406626
aw man i'm about to get dunked on

>> No.40406659
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Noooo not the pheromones aaaaahhh

>> No.40406668

Imagine
One succubus go full turbo hag
But her sister goes sabbath
And they both decide to share you

>> No.40406690

>>40406668
the only way I am taking that deal is if the hag agrees to meet in the middle and become a teenager

>> No.40406694

>>40406690
That's what their cousin is for

>> No.40406702

>>40406690
>teenager
the rarest of all mamano

>> No.40406715
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40406715

Snake?

>> No.40406717

>>40406702
Rarest?
But they're all in middle and high school! Getting teen pregnant!

>> No.40406724
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40406724

>>40406715
SNAKE?!

>> No.40406757
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>>40406724
SNAAAKE!

>> No.40406759

>>40406724
plus no I just wanted shelter from the desert sun

>> No.40406787

>>40406724
always like tail around the neck

>> No.40406790
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>>40406717
silly anon, school is prime hag hunting grounds

>> No.40406794

>>40406717
I'm imagining two high school boys
>one married his childhood best friend. They've known each other since preschool.
>they have a tradition where at the end of summer vacation, he gets her pregnant, so that when the school year ends, she gives birth to a new baby. They have six babies now

>another boy is a harem magnet. Every grade he finds a new wife. When he graduates, he'll get all his wives pregnant. He has been marrying since preschool. He has 14 wives

>> No.40406798
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40406798

>>40406757
a fallen legend

>> No.40406845

>>40406794
Thank goodness the MG government assists them all in their family needs
The taxes must be ridiculous though!

>> No.40406884

>>40406790
>anon and the teacher are the two youngest people in the classroom
how many decades were these girls held back?

>> No.40406911

>>40406884
They blushed and ran out of sex ed class every single year
It's the only class they fail time and time again
It's no wonder they hagged

>> No.40406935

>>40406794
I find it sad that the monogamous anon will have so few babies compared to harem anon
Monogamous anon's wife should take fertility boosters, so that the number of babies she has corresponds with the grade she's in

>> No.40406946

>>40406884
however long it will take to get a husband
so many more decades to go

>> No.40406976

>>40406935
>12th grade
>Duodecatuplets
>LOOK OUT, SHE'S GONNA BLOW

>> No.40406989

>>40406976
What an embarrassing/loving graduation

>> No.40406996

>>40406935
monogamy beats harems

>> No.40407035

>>40406935
if you want some good baby throughput monogamy anon could go with a slime or devilbug etc

>> No.40407048
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40407048

>>40406996
It does.

>> No.40407055

>>40407035
>Devilbug
I keep hearing that the reproduce like crazy, yet I never see any of them
Where do they all go? No one is marrying all these daughters, so what: is there a secret, massive population of devil bug turbo hags all hiding from us?

>> No.40407063
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40407063

HAPPY HANUKAH

>> No.40407067

>>40407055
you can find all sorts of cool stuff in the sewers

>> No.40407071

>>40407063
Echidnas are not jewish

>> No.40407083

>>40406935
>Insect MG:Quantity over quality,always pregnant
>Rare MG:Quality over quantity,rarely pregnant
>Echidna:Can have from lowly insects to dragons,only if you are the gambler type
No need for harems when specific MG can have as many babies as an entire harem

>> No.40407086

>>40407071
one of her kids was a golem

>> No.40407101

>>40407067
>go sewer spelunking
>you don't even get down the ladder until you see it's completely filled with haggalicious devil bugs just standing there like a crowded metro
What the hell do they do all day?

>> No.40407103

>>40407071
Says who? maybe a human girl turned echidna was jewish and keeps some of her old traditions or made them lewder

>> No.40407108

>>40407083
insect babies are quality and quantity

>> No.40407115

>>40407108
Okay zerg player

>> No.40407116

>>40407101
i don't remember, i haven't seen Mimic in a while

>> No.40407155

>>40407101
book clubs, watch soap operas, creep on anons from sewer openings, complaining on 4mon on hags deserve love, snatching boys from manholes, just the usual bug stuff

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>>40406911
Adorable.

>> No.40407169

>>40407083
>can have as many babies as an entire harem

>The latest MGTV reality show
>baby boom
>A team of Monogamous Anons and A team of Harem Anons participate in a multi season Breed-Off competition
>"Ahh, team Mono have a Ratta and an Echidna on their side"
>"but team Harem has one Anon Ymous and his Harem of Honeybees"
>"We'll see you all at the ultrasounds!"

>> No.40407175

>>40407155
imagine falling into the sewers by 'Mistake' and being instantly surrounded by needy baby-crazy bugs haha

Not like i would miss the sunlight or anything

>> No.40407188

>>40407169
>Insect harem
Now thats just cheating,sounds both hot and scary like a reverse queen bee situation

>> No.40407189

>>40407103
>she has a nuki baby
>her nose is nearly as big as her head

>> No.40407220

>>40407188
>that's when Anon and his ultrapowerful wife pull off a miracle and have a dozen babies
>drug tests determine no fertility drugs or procedures were used, just pure love and dedication

>> No.40407236
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>>40407063
But it's July.

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>>40407220
>Go to the State Fair in post portal a year or two
>Exhibits featuring husbands and monster wives competing for sizes of pregnancys
>Lots of haughty smug gravid mamano sitting on stages showing off their baby bumps with human and monster girl judges and giving out ribbons and prizes.

>> No.40407293

>>40404065
Camilla is basically a monstergirl already. On the inside, anyway. But yeah, definitely best girl. Fates wasn't great but it had a lot of waifus. Also wtf, I've gotten like 8 unsolvable captchas in a row and it isn't even getting me new ones.

>> No.40407299

>>40407293
i'm sorry you had to find out you're a robot this way

>> No.40407321

>>40407220
>"and we're back at the St. Grelia's hospital, seeing the final wife on team Harem give birth"
>"Aaaaaaaaand that's baby number 104! Give it up for team Harem!"
>"team mono have worked extremely hard, I've never seen monstergirls put so much love and mana into their wombs before, but here we are, at only 47 babies"
>"It all comes down to Apophis"
>She's huffing and puffing, face red in pressure and determination. Her husband is cheering her on
>it almost looks like she's about to give up
>until she shakes her head and yells to high heaven, giving it her all
>eggs start spilling out by the bushel
>She's spraying milk everywhere
>"OH MY GOODNESS, Monsters and Men I've never seen this before!"
>everyone is scrambling to pick up the eggs and count them
>102! 103! 104!!
>in her afterglow, the Apophis flexes
>her once bloated, now deflated tail and belly only give the slightest hint of a traveling motion
>the final egg pops out
>"105!!! TEAM MONO DID IT! FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP IN OVER FIVE SEASONS!!"
>Apophis and Anon share the deepest kiss on live TV

>> No.40407349

Have a reasonable number of children

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>>40407349
Sounds like a plan.

>> No.40407364

>>40407349
none to save the planet

>> No.40407365

>>40407349
i could probably stop at 4-5 bunyips but it might turn into an addiction

>> No.40407371

>>40407259
>Biggest belly
>Most Babies on board
>Biggest boobs
>Most milk made
>gave birth at the fair

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>> No.40407377

>>40407355
neat

>> No.40407384

>>40407364
Anti-life is not saving the planet
High energy life styles ruin the planet

>> No.40407386

>>40407373
People talk about Monster Girl Dreams, but Quest Failed is also pretty cool, for a western thing

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>>40406996
Bigamy beats both

>> No.40407410

>>40407396
Nothing is hotter than getting mother/daughter, sisters, sister/cousin, aunt/nephew combos pregnant

>> No.40407412

>>40407396
Nah.

>> No.40407413

>>40407349
Define "Reasonable" its the mamono goverment fault that we can make cash by having daughters

>> No.40407434

>>40407349
You can't stop me

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Not sure whether to clean this up or not and color it. Might slap some color on later.

>> No.40407469

>>40407413
No more than 6

>> No.40407483

>>40407469
What will you do after six? Ask couples to stop loving each other?

>> No.40407488

>>40407483
I'm sure things will work themselves out

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>>40407321
>>40407220
>>40407169
The fuck did you make me read

>> No.40407506

>>40406759
I would go for Sandworm instead

>> No.40407507

>>40407483
Nana Obama anon

>> No.40407509
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Making more maids with your wife-maid for your wife-mistress!

>> No.40407528

>>40407507
that's the wrong application of mamano mana though. you got spirit realms, magic and more. there's no issue, have all the babies. drown the world in your torrent of progeny

>> No.40407537

>>40407528
I can't wait to become the ultimate wizard hermit in my fortress of solitude spirit realm

>> No.40407546

remember those who want hundreds of children are more obsessed with the idea of "breeding" than the emotional investment in raising a child and thus terrible fathers

>> No.40407549

>>40407396
It depends on the girl for me. I prefer monogamy, but I could be talked into bigamy or a harem depending on the girls. Like you team up with a dhampir to take out an evil vampire, but it turns out she's just trying to get her hikikomori sister laid. Or two lizards who are eternal rivals try to use you as for a competition to see who's better at pleasing a man. They end up forgetting they hate each other half way through and now they're best friends and sisterwives.

>> No.40407551

>>40407495
Pregnancy fetish: the TV series

>> No.40407561

>>40407546
good thing mamono children reach sexual maturity much faster and fuck off to find their own hubby

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>>40407546
I thought this was obvious.

>> No.40407569

>>40407546
Ouch
That hurt

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>>40407561
>proving him even more right

>> No.40407585

>>40407546
by human standards i suppose. not every species is as dependent as those useless human children

>> No.40407588

>>40407546
That's not true at all, I love the idea of raising hundreds of children. How else am I going to share the amazing feeling of getting raped by an mg with others?

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>>40407509
Yes,the maid empire needs to expand

>> No.40407615

>>40407588
>How else am I going to share the amazing feeling of getting raped by an mg with others?
are you also the kind of father that takes pictures of their daughter's first rape?

>> No.40407616

>>40407601
Smol maids cute maids.
Doing smol and cute tasks.

>> No.40407619

>>40407546
Breed,Expand,Conquer

>> No.40407621

>telling your Kiki the lady of the house should not lower herself to mere chores

>> No.40407637

>>40401690
please go into this in detail

>> No.40407641

>>40407601
I want a new game where it's Kikis vs Shogs

>> No.40407649

>>40407433
That's some really wild hair on that freedom birb.

>> No.40407669

>>40407641
What genre?

>> No.40407676

>>40407669
rhythm

>> No.40407678

>>40407615
Only after she's finished and brought him home, I wouldn't want to interrupt their special moment.

>> No.40407708

>another colony got abducted by elves
Who's gonna tell the Lilim governor?

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>>40402924
To the Shog dimension, away!

>> No.40407710

>>40407669
Classic Rock and Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta5hPRmxo8k&ab_channel=MollyHatchet-Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a136H5K3OKw&ab_channel=MeatLoaf-Topic
was going to post this alongside it but slipped my mind.

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>> No.40407718

>>40407669
Fuck I thought you repiled to >>40407433

>> No.40407722

>>40407712
>Age: 21

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post vampires

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>>40407725

>> No.40407741

>>40404674
>Anyways, here's Wonderworm

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>>40407725

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>>40407601
who runs the maid empire?

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>>40407725

>> No.40407756

>>40407725
Post dhampirs acting funny around blood

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>>40407725

>> No.40407759
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>>40407546
>>40407584
Indeed. Children deserve to be able to spend spend plenty of time with their parents and receive plenty of love.
Some people bitch about daughterdickers here but I consider that infinitely better than just mechanically trying to pump out as many children as possible without any emotional investment in them.

>> No.40407764

>>40407637
>A Lizard girl that is really into honorable battles gets into a fight with a male adventurer.
>While she wants a fair fight he uses some underhanded tactics to win since, hey, a wins a win.
>He inevitably wins due to her stubbornness and pride.
>She calls him a honorless cheater and whatever else, but her body/monster instincts still recognizes him as the winner and there for goes into mere female lizard mode.
>Her body gets so hot that she has to take off her armor
>She's wetter than a waterfall
>She keeps insulting him while saying she would never lose to him or his big cock and she would never let fuck her until she's knocked up
>Basically she's REALLY god damn horny and wants him to fuck her but refuses to admit it, even to herself
>This continues even as she's sucking his cock
>Trying to mock him about his size/performance even after she came 3 times already

I'm honestly tempted to commission a story like this at this point. I like my tsundere lizards. Could also be made into a comedy where the dude is just really confused about why she's both insulting him while being over to let him fuck her.

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>>40407725

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>>40407725
if you are a vampire, please dm me!

>> No.40407786

>>40407781
is she ok?

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>>40407777
What a glutton.

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Kek

>> No.40407854

>have a big strong hellhound wife
>every once and a while we fuck so hard that by the time we're done she has a cumflated tummy where her abs used to be
>because of my preferences she's back to her big strong self a few hours later
why are monsters so god damn perfect?

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>>40407846

>> No.40407871

>>40407373
>>40407386
Something about the way she goes “BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY HEHEHE” made me nut hard on the spot I’m a sucker for the cutesy talking

>> No.40407875

>>40407786
divorce prank gone wrong

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>>40407725

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>>40407748
The head maid
>>40407725

>> No.40407884

>I want _______to imprison me in her rape dungeon

>> No.40407893

>>40407884
ms sea bishop

>> No.40407894

>>40407748
Master Blaster

>> No.40407907

>>40407759
Yeah, it is good to pace yourself. Massive amount of offspring in total is fine if you live as long as Demon Lord and her husband, but there's only so many kids you can take care of at once.

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>>40407884
ms. whitehorn

>> No.40407942

>>40407911
Slander, she's one of Wintertown's most beloved residents

>> No.40407947

>>40407911
>every once in a while she lets you escape into the frozen wastes so she can hunt you down again
it's nice to have some enrichment activities

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>>40407884
Both Shog and Sandworm would imprison Anon within themselves

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>>40407947
>"Come on Anon~! I even gave you a 10 minute headstart this time, you will need to do better than thaat~!"
haha yea, fun

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>>40407220
>international shipping lanes are decimated due to a sudden explosion in the kraken population

>> No.40407981

>>40407942
Yes but she is still single and always taking care of kids.
Things tend to happen because of that

>> No.40408004

>>40407959
I want shog wife to absorb me for a week. I need a holiday

>> No.40408021

>>40408004
A relatable emotion

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Is there such a thing as "too many dogs?"

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>>40407884
kiki
>when you take the joke of only paying her a normal wage in your country's legally accepted currency a bit too far

>> No.40408064

Today is the day I taunt my hellhound neighbors by barbecuing and setting off fireworks so they're too afraid to get me back

>> No.40408077

>>40407884
Echidna,she literally lives in a dungeon

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>>40408077
Hahaha what a horrible life

>> No.40408173

>>40407884
i like to think shirohebi have 2 or 3 dungeons to use depending on how much trouble you're in

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>>40407884
Nurarihyon, except she turns my whole house into a dungeon.

>> No.40408214

>>40408166
she has spent so much time inhaling dungeon fumes that she cant even write well

>> No.40408247

>>40408166
Showing abortion fetish doujins to echidna!

>> No.40408252

>>40408214
They really need to clean the lead paint and asbestos out of those old dungeons. It's no environment for children.

>> No.40408257

>>40403622
>Mothwoman of the East
>Sasquatch [yeti -needing snow]
>Redwood Dryad
>Roadrunner Cockatrice
>Lake Monster [Champ, Tessie, etc.]
>Jersey Demon
>Skunk Kakuen
>Bison Minotaur
>Atlacamani [angry amazon sylph, controls hurricanes]
>Golden Grizzly
>Sea Otter, lika an aquatic Raiju
>A Ocolomeh that starts as a hag (Cougar)
>Possum girls for the weird ass necrophiliacs out there
>Coyote [trickster kobold]
>Big rat girl [nutria/capybara]
>Ivory woodpecker [for really vigorous head]

>> No.40408263

>>40407764
do it anon it sounds like a fun story

>> No.40408307

>>40408257
Don't forget hoop snakes

>> No.40408310

>>40408263
The only writer I know off that do coms and does MGE stuff is yananon, who else is there?

>> No.40408378

>>40407469
I personally knew families that had 8 and 11 respectively.

>> No.40408416

>>40407396
This must be what heaven is like. Not having to choose between Miia and her mom.

>> No.40408453

>>40408378
I know one with 13, though I think that's them being prone to twins and triplets

>> No.40408487

>>40408416
lamias dont have hips or asses

>> No.40408493

Why is he allowed to have 2 mgs?

>> No.40408503

>>40408453
blessed genetics

>> No.40408524

>>40408493
two wieners

>> No.40408526

>>40408310
dunno

>> No.40408536

>>40408487
Those look like hips to me, dude.

>> No.40408547

>>40408493
His mom let him.

>> No.40408552

>>40408526
Fair enough.
Still, I'm gonna make this story happen one way or another. This thread needs more lizard girls.

>> No.40408575

How does one learn to write light-hearted smut?

>> No.40408585

>>40408575
Read up other stories on ao3 I guess. Just watch out. Lots of stinkers.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40008045

>> No.40408592

>>40408575
beats me, I can only do scenario setup greentexts

>> No.40408597

>>40408575
Same as all types of writing, to just write and keep doing it until you're good at it.

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>>40398288

>> No.40408604

>>40408575
Probably practice. I ought to stop procrastinating and get back to writing too.

>> No.40408625

>>40408604
I've been procrastinating drawing for ages because I can't get over the "just like draw" part of learning

>> No.40408630

>>40408585
Is this one of the stinkers or a good oen?

>> No.40408640

>>40408630
>goes to help guy caught by alraune
>lose
>get force fed nectar
>overcome with lust
>"well, guess we are both her husband now"

>> No.40408657

>>40408625
you know whats fucking hilarious, I can let go when drawing in a sketchbook but gimme digital and oh lord, Im fucked

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>>40408640

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>> No.40408830

>>40408764
Then I will stimulate the tail, 'bruh'.

>> No.40408839

>>40408668
Cheer up Bapho-san!

>> No.40408861

>>40408839
she won't cheer up until I come to marry her.

>> No.40408869

>>40408604
alright fine, me too.

>> No.40408879

>>40408839
nothing that a couple hours at the petting zoo couldn't fix

>> No.40408906

>>40408879
At the Sabbath petting zoo, the goat pets you.

>> No.40408910

>>40408906
this is acceptable

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>> No.40408974

>>40407884
Lilim, a royal rape dungeon is just their top tier cozy spot like a bed or big couch

>> No.40408981

>>40408925
>NEET in the making

>> No.40409002

>>40407764
What's the best way for a lizard girl to go full "mere female lizard"?

>> No.40409004

>>40408625
For sake of us both, I shall at least try to get started on the story idea I've been sitting on for a while after I sleep. I'd start now, but I had some booze and it's rather late.

>> No.40409013

Boys, quick
>WHICH MONSTER
>IN WHAT OUTFIT

>> No.40409023

>>40409013
jabberwock in a sundress and a fancy hat

>> No.40409026

>>40409002
>1st panel proud, irate warrior lizard
>2nd panel happy housewife with another kid on the way
i understand this doesn't translate to longform story format very well

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>>40408625
just draw tails

>> No.40409029

>>40409013
Hag elf
School uniform

>> No.40409037

>>40409013
Troll
Reverse bunny suit

>> No.40409045

>>40409013
Any monster
Burqa
It's even cuter when they try to cover their horns and tails

>> No.40409047

>>40409026
Oh, I wasn't thinking about a story, I just thought about how many ways a lizard girl could become a mere female lizard.
Something like what you posted is a very nice way for it.

>> No.40409050

>>40409013
>lamia
>stockings

>> No.40409058

>>40409013
Black harpy,
One price swimsuit.

>> No.40409072

>>40409013
fish
fishnet

>> No.40409074

>>40409013
Dark witch
W I D E brim hat and see-through, floor dragging linens

>> No.40409089

>>40409058
>One price

>> No.40409090

>>40409013
Pyrow dressed as Ryza.

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>>40409013
Dark priest in latex bodysuit.

>> No.40409102

>>40409089
God damn auto correct. I meant to say one piece.
Though you can buy any black harpy for just one price: Your hand in marriage.

>> No.40409104

>>40409013
Lilim in modern sporting clothes (i.e. sports bra, yoga pants, etc.)

>> No.40409110

>>40409102
or some shinies
>>40409013
wurm in a overall and a mining helmet

>> No.40409116

>>40409013
witch in one of those japanese kindergarten outfits

>> No.40409126

>>40409102
i've an interest in black harpy courtship

>> No.40409130

would you date a magpie harpy?

>> No.40409152

>>40409013
Jinko
Tutu

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>> No.40409159

>>40409023
that's the classic choice but goddamn, sundresses just can't be bested

>> No.40409167

>>40409156
we're only on page seven. you might slow it down a bit

>> No.40409170

>>40409130
Sure, I like magpies and the monster girl version wouldn't be fundamentally much different from the Black Harpy.

>> No.40409171

>>40409013
troll
ball gown

>> No.40409172

>>40409013
Holstaur in a ribbed sweater and mom jeans.

>> No.40409200

>>40409013
Hakutaku, in a blazer, pencil skirt with stockings

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>>40398288

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>> No.40409261

>>40409248
Looks like its Oyakodon time

>> No.40409286

>>40409013
living doll nun

>> No.40409302

>>40409248
Bigamy time

>> No.40409355

>>40409013
Hellhound, 18th century Noblewoman's dress

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>>40409355
That's not gonna last long

>> No.40409378

>>40409013
(you)r waifu
Wedding dress
You deserve it anons, never give up.

>> No.40409391

>>40409013
mucus toad, dressed like an 18th century southern belle

>> No.40409568
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>>40409371
Imagine being a tailor of dresses/clothes in general for mamano, the finest quality silks blended with kevlar and carbon fiber just so their claws and other monsterous body parts don't wreck their clothes. That or cheap stretchy spandex that can be cheaply replaced at a moments notice.

>> No.40409587

>>40409013
Loli Dark Mage
The thighhighs, the hat and nothing else

>> No.40409598

>>40409568
open vagiber

>> No.40409611

>>40409568
I'd just sell "invisible" clothes to noble monsters and say only wise people can see it

>> No.40409625
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>>40409611
I am not cruel, I want the ladies looking sharp and feeling like it as well, I want to provide durable or cheap clothes for every monster from the lowliest savage wan to the most noble fox.

>> No.40409661
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>Can you party this, Swordsman Anon?

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>>40409625
>from the lowliest savage wan to the most noble fox
I'll have you know that my princess is far more refined than any fox hag! Just because she's a rapist doesn't mean she's not classy.

>> No.40409692

>>40409568
i know it's a bad mentality to have but i'm not going to be a better tailor than an arachne.
well, maybe better than an ushi

>> No.40409695

>>40409661
>Not "Parry this you uncouth savage."

>> No.40409709

>>40409661
Imagine not being able to cut bullets

>> No.40409770
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>>40398288
Touch the cow.

>> No.40409776

>>40409248
>Source is in Japanese
God I wish I wasn't retarded.

>> No.40409790

>>40409776
it's a pretty immersive way to work in my language barrier fetish

>> No.40409798
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>>40409224
Big snek needs big tiddie

>> No.40409807
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Tonight, the Hatters are hosting grill outs instead of tea parties.

>> No.40409821

>>40409807
ms hatter and ms satyros utterly dismantle me

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>>40409683
Indeed, every monster girl is a princess, no matter if she is raping her prospective husband in a dimlit alley or assaulting him in an exclusive members only club she should do it in style.

>> No.40409876

Comforting my hellhound wife while we wait out the fireworks in the basement as she aggressively cuddles out of fear of the loud noises!

>> No.40409913
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>>40409821
man I don't even drink but I'd be lying if I said a wine gote couldn't convince me

>> No.40409965

Monstergirls must be baffled and confused as to why men asking to be pampered, spoiled and coddled is such a bad and awful thing for men to do.

>"Why is it wrong or bad for men to be treated like princes? Why is it wrong for a man to just stay at home, be spoiled and and pampered?"
>"Because it is immature of them! That's being lazy! Its unmanly! A man should be strong and provide for the whole house!"
>"Yet, human women can stay at home, be spoiled, pampered AND be lazy? But men can't?"
>"That is just an immature manchild! Such men don't deserve to have a woman unless they better themselves!"
>"...Still, what's wrong for a man to asked to be pampered and spoiled like a prince? Yet human women can get away with that. Also, such men DON'T deserve any love or care from a lovely girl?"
>"Because they won't contribute anything to the household and society!"
>"So just leave them off to die, be abandoned and forgotten? What if a woman comes in to take them? I have many friends who's husbands are what you described to be 'lazy' and 'unproductive.' Is that the alternative, just leave them unloved, abandoned and to rot? If that's what you humans think, that's where we mamono come in to take such men to be loved! Is that the system and thinking worth fighting for and maintaining? How is that NOT considered a bad thing? Because it doesn't affect you or anyone in particular? This is what our demon lord is trying to fight against, and no wonder why some many of your men turn to us..."

>> No.40409968

>>40409959
i suppose a sip wouldn't hurt

>> No.40409997

>>40409965
Society exists to serve women.

>> No.40410046

>>40409997
>"-Where society changes or adapts to benefit and care for the individuals that care, love and cherish each other! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! WHERE POWER WILL FINALLY BE PLACED TO WHERE IT BELONGS, AT THE HANDS OF PEOPLE!!! AND THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE AND FORNICATE FOR EACH OTHER WILL FIGHT FOR WHOM THEY LOVE AND CARE, NOT FOR MONEY, NOT FOR RESORCES AND WHAT THEY ARE TOLD IS RIGHT OR WRONG!!!"

>t.excerpt from one of the Demon Lord's numerous final boss fight spiel and dialogue

>> No.40410052
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Death to the Great Satan
Long love MGT

>> No.40410127

>>40410098
Don't pollute the thread with this garbage, there's another thread in the catalog for your trash

>> No.40410166

>>40410127
Kill yourself, no one cares about your inane and pedantic faggoty whining.

>> No.40410192

>>40410127
He just want the attention that he never gets, ignore and report the little boy

>> No.40410194

>>40410166
You are not everyone, and posting like you're on /vg/ doesn't endear you to anyone.

>> No.40410197

>>40410166
While I agree that it's a pretty low quality shitpost, >>40410127 is so insufferable that I don't actually care

>> No.40410202

>hellhound bites into an onion
>her eyes tear up
>spend the whole day teasing her that you saw her crying.

>> No.40410227

>>40410202
if it immediately turns into steam does it count as tears?

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>>40410202
just another reason not to take hot dogs seriously, they may act tough and rapey but they are all dorks

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>>40410194
Your wanna-be jannie autism derails the thread harder and makes it worse than any image-posting ever could, go volunteer to mod some discord, you freak fuck.

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>>40410242
Holy based

>> No.40410283

>>40410242
now now, there's plenty of room for both of you to be insufferable

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>>40410232
They're cute dorks and that's why I love them

>> No.40410299

Let the little boy have his tantrum and lets get down to business, which monster is the biggest dork of them all?

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>>40410299

>> No.40410315

>>40410307
! !

>> No.40410327
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40410327

I want to get brought before a monster sitting on a throne only for her to stand up, revealing that she is at least a head taller than me and then look smugly at me.

>> No.40410329

>>40410307
Mighty fine ! ! there Ma'am, you may go into the Lego Club

>> No.40410331
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>>40410315
Bullying Schedule Dog's Womb.

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>>40410052
AMERICA THE BOLD
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

>> No.40410359

>>40410341
>that bush
would anubis trim their bush into shapes like a triangle? seems like something they would do

>> No.40410373
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>>40410341
Putting Schedule Dog in her place.

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>>40410373
Bullying sand wan by reading her hubby schedule

>> No.40410410
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marry foxes

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Touch the elf!

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>>40410458
Big fat elves

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>>40410458
sure thing

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Love the bird.

>> No.40410500

>>40410474
>>40410458
Elves can be as haughty as they want with me as long as I can get a sip of that succlent titty milk

>> No.40410537

A pure mg that tries to be lewd but fails.

>> No.40410543

>>40410385
>schedule

>> No.40410561

boobs too big

>> No.40410568

>>40410561
This statement is false

>> No.40410601
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>>40410561
No such thing exists

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>>40410561
nonsense, we must go bigger

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>>40410561

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>>40409959
>>40409968

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>>40410669
>taking the sip
its party time anon

>> No.40410693

>>40410669
that better be choccy milk

>> No.40410708

>>40410669
Can you make it more exciting?

>> No.40410789

>>40410669
i get that feeling i'm about to wake up in an unfamiliar bed with a very satisfied goat wearing my underwear on her horn

>> No.40410809

I want a loli cheshire cat daughter and spoil her with that pearly white gold that all monsters crave from human men. I'd raise her to be my perfect little slut of a daughter.

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>>40398288

>> No.40410874
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>>40410863

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>>40410669
>>40410679
Oh no?!

>> No.40410928

>>40410789
>incredibly smug goat won't let you get your underwear back until you make her breakfast
>she also hid your pants

>> No.40411031

>>40410928
Take hers and do the same

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>>40410898
Just make sure to take care of your new gote wife the next day

>> No.40411082

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to help the girls that partied a bit too hard on freedom day.
Bapho-san wasn't expecting more fireworks again.

>> No.40411153

>>40411031
She's already a step ahead, goats don't wear pants or underwear!

>> No.40411206

>>40411153
She doesn't have a pair she was saving for a special occasion? Steal her bra then

>> No.40411415

>>40411153
>>40411206
If you want to beat her, you've got to take her flask, fill it with moonshine, then run like hell and hope she doesn't follow.

>> No.40411424
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It's too hot, go on without me...

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>>40411424
poor chesh cant catch a break

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>>40411424
Sir, I believe your cheshire is melting, please remove it from the heat source.

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>>40411424
weak

>> No.40411521

>>40410669
I refuse to drink from the cum chalice.

>> No.40411533

What’s a good first date option for an ushi-oni?

>> No.40411539

>>40411511
Oh, excellent. She brought two umbrellas with her. Very thoughtful.

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>>40410669
Goat has to up her alcohol game

>> No.40411719

>>40410874
That's more like it.

>> No.40411819

>>40409013
Cheshire
In my sweatshirt

>> No.40411984
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>The Western High Elves had had enough of the memes and hi-jinks of Eastern Elves and are putting an end to it

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>>40411533
A place that serves a nice steak.

>> No.40412008

>>40411984
Good news, now we have a parallel shitpost thread for crossboarders and other undesirables, go there and stay there.

>> No.40412017

>>40412008
Don't reply to him, just report it. If you bit the bait he will start a reply chain that ends up trashing the place

>> No.40412043

>>40412017
It takes 2 to chain reply

>> No.40412052
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How do I break it to Ms. wight I’m here for her cute ditzy zombie maids and not her?

>> No.40412069
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>>40411533
botanical garden, every girl likes flowers

>> No.40412076

>>40411533
Outdoor concert picnic, lots of room, wine and dine, and a show

>> No.40412105

Name a rarer thing than a true loli bapho, lolibaba baphos do not count

>> No.40412120

A rata is spying on me in my garden. I want to catch her but what caliber and type of gun should I use ?

>> No.40412123

>>40412105
The demon realms respecting or recognizing the sovereignty of a different country or nation and not trying to assimilate them.

>> No.40412136

>>40411984
Why are them elves dressed so scantily? Western elves don't dress like the average elf you see in Japanese anime or fiction. Unless those elves just read a copy of MGE?

>> No.40412141

>>40412120
.22 lr, birdshot, or bbs

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Magitek societies sure are neat

>> No.40412156

>>40412123
It would be inhumane to stand by and leave those people to lead mediocre, unfulfilling lives that last only a few decades

>> No.40412215

>>40412154
What are those gremlins up to now?

>> No.40412235

>>40412215
Anon should never have given them that smartphone.

>> No.40412256

>>40412215
sucking dick on industrial scale

>> No.40412277

I'm here to tell you that I love hags.

>> No.40412313
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>>40412277
Hag body erotic

>> No.40412334

>>40412277
Who doesn't?

>> No.40412339

>>40412313
Charisma break gappy with a peek at the tuft?
Now what did I do to deserve such a nice gift?

>> No.40412340

>>40412277
Double checked for double the thiccness

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rapekot

>> No.40412359

>>40412313
I love this hag eldritch abomination

>> No.40412366

>>40412345
What a pawlet

>> No.40412401
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>>40411479
Aren't cats liquid by default?

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remember to always carry your rape alarm™, it may just prevent you from getting foxed.

>> No.40412427

>>40412417
Why would I want that?

>> No.40412436
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>>40412427
so you can get cored instead

>> No.40412449

>>40412401
When they're involved, I'm rock solid

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>>40412436
>trading fluffy tail for chitinous tail
No thanks.

>> No.40412460
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>>40412427
so you can pass up taillets and make sure you find the perfect 9 blanket size tailed babycrazy acient evil fox hag

>> No.40412555

>>40412460
Go on...

>> No.40412560

>>40410874
That's kinda clever.

>> No.40412584

Imagine having a priceless artifact hevaly garded. only for a kunoichi to break in and steal one of the guards, leaving the artifact alone

>> No.40412592

Alright anons here’s how you avoid getting raped in MGC
>Big bad scary monster accosts you
>Instead of running or yelling for help confront her
>Compliment her
>This will defuse the situation slightly
>While she’s distracted from said compliments grope her tits or slap her ass
>This will establish dominance
>Now that you’ve put yourself as her superior lead her down a dark alleyway
>Proceed to have your way with her
Yes this works on any girl, any species, any size.

>> No.40412616

>>40412592
I think I should invite her on a date first.

>> No.40412627

>>40412592
Monster hands wrote this post.

>> No.40412657

>>40412616
It’s a well known failure to ask her on a date before having your way with you potential rapist as you’re at beast extending the time before she rapes you. So remember to always strike first and thrust hard

>> No.40412764

>>40412657
I'd at least do her in a comfier place. Ravaging her in her own house would still be a good show of dominance.

>> No.40412869

>>40409013
An extremely busty Pharaoh in clothes that are invisible to fools.

>> No.40412949

There's must be some kind of mix up, officer. My license to be single doesn't expire until next year

>> No.40412970

>>40412869
Why does she want to be seen naked by fools?

>> No.40413038

>getting ready to work 3rd shift at mofumart
How bad is it going to be, boys?

>> No.40413084

>>40413038
>anon is stocking shelves
>suddenly some noise to his right
>anon takes a look
>a middle-aged fox dropped her groceries
>she bends over to pick them up
>she had no underwear and everything was on display right in front of anon
>would be hot, if it wasn't for the fact that this was the 12th time that day
>anon audibly sighs and continues putting fried tofu boxes in autistic patterns

>> No.40413103

how will monsters fix the congestion problem?

>> No.40413115

>>40413103
what like traffic?

>> No.40413123

>>40413103
Promoting teaching teleportation spells.

>> No.40413143

>>40413103
come to MGC and enjoy the vast public transit system ranging from trams to trains, get anywhere in the city with only your feet and a city travel card!

>> No.40413204

>>40413143
>sell your car because that nice lady on TV said you will own nothing and it will make you happy
>get on the bus
>damn, it's she succu-bus
>barely manage to get to the next stop with your virginity intact
>switch to train
>was too tired to notice it's the rape train
fuck

>> No.40413205

>>40412970
Because she finds fools very attractive.

>> No.40413297

>>40413205
I guess that makes sense, there are Anons here who would love to be seen naked by girls that aren't very smart as well.

>> No.40413323

>>40413143
>you can get on the regular train where you will be discretly groped
>or you can ride the rape cart, where you'll be taken openly

>> No.40413371

>>40413103
teleportation magic
>high mana requirement offset by incubization drastically increasing one's own internal mana pool and incubus essence bolstering the monster half's of the relationship
>many couples reach the mana capacity required for teleportation in ~10 years
>for this reason you only see single monsters/humans and young couples on public transport, or in any form of vehicular transport in general.

>> No.40413391

>>40413323
>think it's some inside joke and reverse psychology, choose the rape cart
>they really push you down and have their way with you as soon as you get in
>also laugh at you for being a slut and willingly entering the rape cart

>> No.40413417

>>40413391
You should have just been happy with an anubis fumbling with her massive paws to get through your pants waist.

>> No.40413440

>>40413417
please, Ms Anubis uses the train journey to make up for lost sleep

>> No.40413567

>>40413440
>Riding on the MGC train
>Anubis office lady beside you suddenly falls asleep and rests her head on your shoulder

>> No.40413574

>>40413567
would be awkward with those ears poking your face

>> No.40413586

>>40413574
I don't mind some fluff on my cheek or neck

>> No.40413588

>>40413574
bet it twitches

>> No.40413616

>>40413567
>she mumbles as she falls down onto your knees
>she's now salivating over your crotch
>you can't bring yourself to wake up this poor tired thing

>> No.40413618

>>40413574
Don't sneeze or you'll wake her up.

>> No.40413623

>tired overworked anon
>fall asleep on the train
>wakes up on some pyrow's lap
>she giggles and coos at you as you slowly understand what happened

>> No.40413625

>>40413616
>Look around for help
>Just see monsters ufufu-ing at you

>> No.40413628

>>40413574
Gently bite them to assert dominance on the sleepy doggo

>> No.40413642

Fuck devils!

>> No.40413705

>>40413628
>she starts moaning and dryhumping your leg
>you keep nibbling on the fuzzy ear, till she cums
>you leave before she wakes up
>this keeps happening every day
>one day she feels weird and goes to the doctors
>Dr Unicorn says her body chose a boy as her husband, but she's not getting dick, so her organism protests
>poor Anubis can't figure out who is the boy or how did it happen
>but then she remembers about wet dreams she has on the train that result in even wetter ears for some reason...

>> No.40413722

Cows are bad for the environment, and they're dangerous.

If you come across any, do not interact with them. Do not touch them. And most definitely don't stick your penis in them.
Instead, if you come across any stray cows inform me immediately. I'll come pick her up and bring her to my place where I can make sure they don't harm the environment or anything!

>> No.40413791

>>40413722
screw you, I hate following rules

>> No.40413797

>>40413722
aw dude, should have said it before. I just found 3 cows and came inside all of them, even the one with weird spider legs
what can I do now to save the planet?

>> No.40413834

>>40413642
I'd rather fuck her demon onee-san, but a devil is fine too.

>> No.40413853

>>40413797
You need to cum inside a tree to balance it out.

>> No.40413928

How do I deal with a dryad taking root in my garden?

>> No.40413933

>>40413928
give her your root instead

>> No.40413950

>Image limit reached.
fucking shitcunts

>> No.40413964

>>40413950
>fucking shitcunts
would you marry a monster girl with Tourette's syndrome?

>> No.40413995

>>40413950
Fucking sick cunts

>> No.40414007

>>40413722
I came inside this weird cow with scales and wings

>> No.40414025

>>40414007
did yours protested against being called a cow at first and then started to moo halfway through too?

>> No.40414042

>>40414025
Yes... she told she was of the top five nobles of dragonia, what a silly cow

>> No.40414070

>>40414042
Dragonia is known for good cows, lucky.

>> No.40414085

>>40413933
She will not get the roots of my strawberry plant.

>> No.40414113

>>40414085
Maybe she will turn into a strawberry tree 8s she does though, you never know what kind of hybrids you can get by cross pollinating a dryad.

>> No.40414137

>>40414113
>Dryad shows up in anons garden
>Keeps taking about how she wants him to "fertilize her" and "put his seed in her"
>Anon just start asking what kind of plants she can cross pollinate with.
>By the end of the day anon has given her like seven strawberry plants and still haven't had sex with her

>> No.40414184

>>40410601
Big Flan.

>> No.40414241

>>40410669
>wine goat watches Anon make an ass of himself after drinking a single glass of wine
>it was only 14% alcohol

>> No.40414251

>>40414241
bacchus drinks hit different

>> No.40414268

>>40414241
Cool wine aunts are one of the most dangerous predators around. Just one glass and the next morning you have to deal with the shame of your mom finding you in the bed with her sister

>> No.40414282

>>40414268
>get drunk at hag bar
>one of them takes you home and claims you
>starts gloating to your mom that you don't need her anymore now that you have someone else to spoil you

>> No.40414371

>>40414241
>some time later
>did you know wine tastes better when you drink it from between a satyros thighs?
well, she is the drink expert

>> No.40414373

>>40414241
Will she be proud of me if I'm an alcoholic who drink enough to black out at least 3 days per week ?>>40414184

>> No.40414387

>>40414373
She will force you to drink non-alcoholic beer

>> No.40414426

>>40414387
She's monster...

>> No.40414465

>>40414241
>14%
What's your limit in terms of taste?
mines in the 60s, anything beyond that tatse like floor cleaner

>> No.40414474

>>40414371
>satyros aunt comes over for a visit
>mom has a phone call, leaves you with her for a bit
>you hate alcohol so nothing weird is going to happen, right?
>mom returns and finds you sipping hard alcohol out of her slit

>> No.40414482

Why ratas are so bratty if I can pin them down at any time ?

>> No.40414570

>>40414482
You pin them down and then they blackmail you into marriage, or else everybody will find out you raped a little vulnerable girl.

>> No.40414604

>>40414570
oh yeah, how would she like it if i blackmailed her?
probably a lot

>> No.40414615

>>40414570
But I already married her if I pin her down, ratas are dumb dumb

>> No.40414617

>>40414482
Rattas are the most powerful monster known to man. The raw magical strength and charm of a lilim pale in comparison to a squirrel with a copy of your browsing history.

>> No.40414636

>>40414604
>come now little rata chan, surely you get the situation now, huh? you dont want me showing these pics to the public, would you? why, your perfect image that you worked so hard for would be completely shattered!
>rata trembles in anger and shame
>her pussy trembles for a different reason

>> No.40414653

>>40414617
>why is my rata neighbour so cute
>how to romance your neighbour
>what do ratas like
>what is it like to be a husband of a rata
>fluffy tail grooming
>rata fluffy tail grooming
>"rata" fluffy tail grooming
>how to talk to your rata crush
>monster girl compatibility test
>monster girl compatibility test, real version
>monster girl compatibility test, no gremlins
>am I compatible with a rata
>cute rata pictures
>rata romance stories
>rata porn

>> No.40414701

>>40414653
local rata not so smug, after acquiring Anon's browsing history
she was reported to say
>awawawawawawawawawawa
more news at 7 P.M. only in Kitsune News

>> No.40414741

>>40414701
>Get black mailed by the local powerful rata
>She think she can control you
>You know where she lives
>Consume all rage mushrooms from your suicide mission emergency stock
>It's now time to catch the tree rat and create a happy family

>> No.40414817

>>40414741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A
>turn into a Left 4 Dead tank-like monster
>gorilla trod across the entire city
>no one is stopping you, because of your inhuman grunts and diamond hard throbbing cock
>cars move out of the way not to be thrown aside
>flip all the hellhound, mino, oni and amazon bouncers into air like ragdolls
>burst into the Rata's office through the external wall
>she lives on the fifth floor
>what happens next is taken straight from the place where no Source Filmmaker artist lewding L4D characters would dare going to

>> No.40414891

>>40414482
No human can overcome monster mofu, no matter the species. You're forever addicted and at her mercy from brief contact with her tail.

>> No.40414931

>>40414891
That's true, but remember:
No monster can overcome human cock, no matter the species. They are forever addicted and at husband's mercy from the first insertion of his dick.

>> No.40415093

>>40414931
Well...besides one, obviously.

>> No.40415150

I'm horrified to have to live in a world without ghouls

>> No.40415205

>>40415150
Truly awful, how can a man live knowing he won't be assaulted and forcefully given blowjobs by ghouls?

>> No.40415334

how do i put the jabberwock in a jabberwock knight? how would they fight? they already have a cool dragon/demon sword. maybe the breathing aphrodisiac fire?

>> No.40415373

>>40415334
they already do that in canon MGE anon. It will help you to read up on the monsters in question. She prides herself in lewdness and perversion

>> No.40415560

https://files.catbox.moe/zqdhux.png

>> No.40415680

>>40414482
You can climb a tree just to pin one down?

>> No.40415765

>Oppai loli Rata doing an investigation in a local holst dairy.
>She's wearing a cow print bikini and sitting next to a pair of holsts who are just lazily munching some grass
>"Day 3, they still do not notice I am not a holstaur."

>> No.40415778

>>40415765
I bet they noticed but they still accept her as one of their own.

>> No.40415823

>>40415778
>Poor thing must be going through an identity crisis.
>Lets just let her stay and act like we don't notice, she'll figure things out eventually.
>"Day 8, they do not seem to possess the illegal bust increasing drugs that were rumored to be in the store-room here but it does seem that they've mentioned going into 'goat milk"

>> No.40415827

Huge titties doesn't make you a holstaur

Huge titties has nothing to do with being a holstaur

>> No.40415837

>>40415827
Yeah, it's the cow print that does.

>> No.40415851

Join the Serpent Queen as family! Together, we shall overthrow the very Pharaohs!

>> No.40415858

>>40415827
I dunno, Holstaurs seem awfully prideful of their large chests.

>> No.40415877

>>40415858
Any monster girl with huge titties would be prideful about it

>> No.40415893

>>40415823
At least the suspicion is taken away from the purple and pink cow giggling and nyaning 5 stalls down.

>> No.40415899

>>40415851
Time to slay her with my wind serpent slaying spear!

>> No.40415916

>>40407907
The DL and her husband took over roughly 1000 years ago and have about 100 daughters. That comes out to one child every ten years, about ten each century. Raising them properly is easily doable considering even humans tend to have children within periods of two to five years per child. After a while the older children help raise the younger ones anyways

>> No.40415921

>>40415893
She may need to investigate that, one needs special licensing for non-bovine cows.

>> No.40415942

>>40415827
Holstaurfags try to claim big tits because it's all cows have going for them.

>> No.40415963

>>40415921
She is absolutely a cow, she needs those prosthetic plastic horns, no it's not a halloween costume it's a legitimate medical device since she can't grow horns naturally.

>> No.40415994

>>40415963
>Yeah Anyan, don't make fun of my disability!
>"Autism?"
>yeah, Auti.....touche

I swear, these cats sneak in everywhere.
Didn't even have the decency to even get a temporary cow print color spell.

>> No.40416014

>>40415916
That's what I meant, when you live as long as the DL, you can have considerably more children than she had and still reasonably pay attention to the ones that haven't yet moved out and got hitched.

>> No.40416029

>>40415916
One of those children is druella and another turned herself into alice and created wonderland where monster girls are so horny they abort themselves.

>> No.40416064

>>40415994
Not sure I am comfortable with a monster girl calling out my unironic autism before raping me into her husband

>> No.40416074

>>40416064
I mean, the post was you calling her out but Cheshires would be wild like that

>> No.40416077

>>40416029
>where monster girls are so horny they abort themselves
qrd?

>> No.40416079

>>40416064
what would happen if an average Anon had kids with Cheshire? how acoustic would be the resulting offspring?

>> No.40416097

>>40416077
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Humpty_Egg
Just when you thought Alice was creepy.

>> No.40416104

>>40416079
I don't know how their marriage would make their kids more musically inclined.

>> No.40416114

>>40416079
I like to think two autists making babbies would cancel each other out, anon's cheshire daughter would be 80% normal and cringe at her parents autistic antics.

>> No.40416130

>>40416097
ngl that's pretty hot hott like egg on leg

>> No.40416144

>>40416079
>acoustic
Not very much, they are not really hollow except in the head, like you

>> No.40416227

>>40416079
If my daughter was a good musician, I'd be happy for her that she has a talent, no matter how autistic she may be.

>> No.40416247

1000th post will be mine

>> No.40416280

>>40416247
Good luck.

>> No.40416306

we talked about blackmailing a rata, but what about being serious about a relationship with a Pyrow?
how would she react if you confessed and wanted to go out with her?

>> No.40416349

>>40416306
>Anon, how would we explain to our children that we aren't friends anymore?

>> No.40416368

>>40416349
it's even worse when you confess to your back alley hellhound rapist and she runs off ashamed
then you have to go back home to drive your kids to their grandparents and go look for her

>> No.40416445

>>40416349
More than friends.

>> No.40416571

>>40416306
that's how you break a pyrow

>> No.40416690

>>40416571
>haha Anon, you're still a virgin? that's so lame
>how about I let you practice on my body, hmm? since we're friends, no strings attached
>no Pyrow-chan, I don't want to be Friends with Benefits. I love you, please go out with me!
tags: mindbreak

>> No.40416782

Stealing Your Cheshire childhood friends panties because she's always playing tricks on you, like replacing your Mt. Dew with Pink Lemonade, Eating your last Spicy Dorito and hiding herself in your closet and jumping out when you are getting changed.

>> No.40416889

>>40416782
Role reversal with a Cheshire sounds fun.

>> No.40416923

>>40416889
Replacing Cheshires Shampoo with Chocolate Syrup.

>> No.40417005

Good husband always gives his Amazoness wife a kiss when she goes out to hunt and when she comes home.

>> No.40417149

>>40417005
Bad husband always talks about silly things like 'voting rights' and 'leaving the kitchen'.

>> No.40417250

Did you remember?

>> No.40417265

>>40417005
Good husbands give their Amazoness wives a massage after the hunt only to quickly mating press them

>> No.40417274

>>40417265
>put your Amazoness in the mating press
>proclaim that you are seizing back your means of reproduction

>> No.40417276

>>40417149
>leaving the kitchen
That's not silly. He has to go to the bedroom sometimes too.

>> No.40417329

>>40417265
All good as long as she enjoys it.

>> No.40417442

>>40417149
I'm going to post a picture of myself voting on the Amazon board for 4mon

>> No.40417459

>First fight as a gladiator
>Just signed up last week
>Get into the arena
>I’ll be fighting 3 minos
This shit has to be fucking rigged right? Those minos will take a dive after I hit them once right?

>> No.40417476

>>40417459
Anon, you never drank any wurm or dragon milk? it should be easy if you have. Also, are they called Mouth?

>> No.40417489

>>40417459
They actually did you a solid. The alternative was to fight a dormouse your first time.

How embarrassing would it have been for you to lose to a dormouse in front of thousands?
At least with three minos, you'll go down in a blaze of glory.

>> No.40417504

jabberwock pirate?

>> No.40417531

>>40417459
The trick is to bait them into charge attacking eachother

>> No.40417542

>>40417504
Booty.
>>40417531
I think it can work with two, but it's much harder with the third one.

>> No.40417565

>>40417504
Steals your virginity and eats you later because she's a BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.40417567

>>40417531
>>40417459
>anon opts to charge at them, head butting them
>he trained his headbutt to the point that he break down a 8’ steel door with a single chattier
>the price he paid was being an retardant even among retards

>> No.40417581

>>40417504
Vamp pirate

>> No.40417596

What would be a good wonderland-y surname? Im the fighting game autist, trying to make a jabberwock.

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