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Hey /jb/, I have a problem with my waifu.

I think she's been seeing other women lately. Every time we go out clubbing or snuggle up and read a VN together, I always catch her looking at other females an pay more attention to them rather than me. Every time we watch a hentai to get in the mood for fucking, she always chooses yuri and I swear she imagines me as a girl wearing a strap-on when I stick it in her pussy. I even catch her playing my VNs and reading my Touhou dojins instead of the Otome games I got for her.

Is my waifu gay? Pic unrelated.

>> No.4031557

>>4031550
>/jb/
Back to 12chan.

>> No.4031560

She's a keeper.

>> No.4031569

>>4031550
Get a more loyal waifu.

>> No.4031573

You go out clubbing or snuggle up and read VNs with your two-dimensional imaginary girlfriend, and she actually reacts?
Your imagination is much greater than mine.

>> No.4031578

She doesn't really like looking at other girls. She chooses such titles because she knows you'll like it. She's fine with anything as long as she can cuddle next to you while you're watching whatever.

Now give her a hug.

>> No.4031581

Talk to her about it instead of talking to us. It's not that hard especially when you managed to get a girlfriend in the first place.

>> No.4031585

Your waifu is actually a boy, da ze.

>> No.4031604

>>4031581
>you managed to get a girlfriend in the first place.
You clearly didn't read OP's post.

>> No.4031614

>>4031604
I believe he did

>> No.4031634

>>4031614
waifu is 2d.

>> No.4031629

>>4031585
SURPRISE END

>> No.4031654

>>4031550
What the hell is this?

>> No.4031666 [DELETED] 

>>4031547
please cease and desist with your spamming on our board ano
nta
lk.com thanks in advance have a nice day

>> No.4031770

>Every time we go out clubbing or snuggle up and read a VN together, I always catch her looking at other females an pay more attention to them rather than me.
Your waifu wants to make sure there's no girl better than her for you. If that were the case, she'd do everything in her power to bring you and said girl together, content with watching your happiness from the sidelines.

>Every time we watch a hentai to get in the mood for fucking, she always chooses yuri and I swear she imagines me as a girl wearing a strap-on when I stick it in her pussy.
Your waifu is aware of your wish to be the little girl, so she's making it easy for you to entertain fantasies of delicious lesbian sex.

>I even catch her playing my VNs and reading my Touhou dojins instead of the Otome games I got for her.
Your waifu wants to know more about your tastes and preferences in little girls, so she can be a better waifu. Also playing otome games makes her feel like a slut because she's looking at other men.

So, there's no problem here. You have a perfectly normal and loving waifu which you should enjoy.

>> No.4031863

>>4031770
I would love a waifu like that.

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>>4031770
>Your waifu wants to make sure there's no girl better than her for you. If that were the case, she'd do everything in her power to kill her.

>implications

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>>4031770

>> No.4031898

Would you rather have her looking at guys other than you?

Also, there are more good normal visual novels than good otome games. Her tastes are sensible.

>> No.4032315

Marisu is the curious type~

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4032333

you see, this is why I keep mine safe on my computer.

>> No.4032346

>>4031890
Yes Kafuka is the perfect waifu

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