/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is a waifu?
From an outside perspective it just looks like an imaginary friend you want to fuck, so you don't want to spend any time with actual women

[Anonymous No.]

A waifu is someone who will never leave you. It's someone that won't judge you. It's someone that won't ever stop loving you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029674
How can they love you?
They aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029677
Through the power of imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029689
Why not try and find an actual relationship, which actually has a physical end to it.
Not just your imagination

[Surtic !!Wzibuz8tB+B No.]

This fits here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029677

[Anonymous No.]

>imaginary friend you want to fuck

IFILF... this is correct. No?

[Anonymous No.]

You know, generally it's considered polite for new users to lurk to learn about the board, rather than make shitpost threads like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029701

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it depends. If you just fap to your waifu and play her routes all the time, it's just an imaginary friend and placebo for a girlfriend.

If you actually talk to her in your mind and have a somewhat coherent conversation with her while pretending that you're not talking to yourself, then it's the first symptoms of a future split personality disorder. Also, part of your mind wants to be a little girl. Congratulations. You're getting closer and closer to insanity, like 90% of /jp/ does, including me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029696
Without love it can't be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

Mai Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029711
Dont talk shit about my waifu.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>an imaginary friend you want to fuck
Actually not.
She's the only woman in earth who could make you happy without sex, unless 3D pig slut sightgusting

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029711

[Anonymous No.]

[b]Back to /i/ please.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029697
I can't be in love with the concept of a person, because nearly every imaginary concept has no flaws.
You can point me towards one with flaws, but a person is way too complex to be thoroughly imagined into existence by another average human. The intricacies of their mind, like the ability to hold a conversation, and support different viewpoints, which they have a multitude of points behind their opinion, including life experience.
You guys can't imagine that

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029715
But I only talk to her f I have a picture or a figure of her in front of me. Does that mean I am insane as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029696
So I can waste my time, money, energy, and other resources for the slim chance of actually getting sex? And god forbid that she not be a virgin, because then there's the added risk of getting an STD because she's a filthy slut. Oh boy.

Fuck that shit. Mai waifu loves me and I'll stick with her.

[Anonymous No.]

You can do everything with a waifu that you can with a normal wife, and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029786
>but a person is way too complex to be thoroughly imagined into existence by another average human. The intricacies of their mind, like the ability to hold a conversation, and support different viewpoints, which they have a multitude of points behind their opinion, including life experience.
>You guys can't imagine that

>I was dropped on my head as a child
Compressed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029786

Sure you can. You just lack...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029696
>which actually has a physical end to it.
That sounds like a regress

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029792
Relationships aren't just about sex you know.
And having previous sexual partners just spices up the encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029800
You aren't refuting my actual points, just an ad hominem attack

[Anonymous No.]

Four a waifu all what you need is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029826
no that's more like name calling... unless you really were dropped on your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029786
FOOL

A true waifu lover accepts everything about his waifu! Even, nay, especially their flaws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029801
I'm just saying that what you create through your imagination is far from realistic.
And if you can actually sustain conversations with said person, it starts to sound like the start of a multiple personality disorder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029826
I don't have to respond seriously to someone from /r9k/ making an off-topic thread. You guys are a notch below /a/ and only a notch above /b/. Right in the sweet spot of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029842
I wasn't, but it sounded like you were insulting my intelligence, and being dropped on the head was just a simplified way of saying that

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029808
I understand that. I would rather a smile of her than sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029858
But I'm not from /r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029853
>I'm just saying that what you create through your imagination is far from realistic.
Well no shit.

I'm not even one of these waifufags. But your argument sucks balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029863
You clearly aren't from this board.
or if you really don't understand the concept of a waifu, clearly not from 4chan at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029842
After looking at that picture, the bottom two layers are pretty much the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029861
Just imagining someone seems quite boring, because of things like >>4029674
There is no depth to the relationship, at all. Because it isn't an actual person on the other end, but an illusion of one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029797
>You can pretend to do everything with a waifu that you can with a normal wife, and more.
Fixed that for you, bro.

Do not take this as a harsh judgement. I just can't stand obvious inaccuracies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029871
I'm arguing the lack of depth makes the relationship extremely shallow, and that why can't they just spend time with actual women

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Dante and Beatrice?
It's kind of like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029892
>implying relationships with 3D women aren't shallow affairs

And they call US delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029895

I liked them better when they were called Orpheus and Eurydice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029696
Loli cries. Anon goes to jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029895
I guess you are kind of right actually. But you guys should strive to get out of that point, 52% of the population is women, it'd be a shame not to at least have some experience under your belt, so to speak

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have waifus, but I am always such a loser comparatively it makes me feel worse about myself so we got a divorce. When I make something of my life so my waifu can be proud of me we'll try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029900
But they aren't

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029917
Call me back when women aren't biologically driven to be materialistic wastes of my time and money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029920

Stay strong, man.

[Anonymous No.]

But the only type of woman I'd be interested would never leave the house willingly to begin with so how would I ever meet her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029808
And what can a 3d woman give me that a waifu can't, apart from sex?

Oh, and yes, I'm sure chlamydia and syphilis spice up a lot of things. Like your penis every time you take a piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029917
Why should we strive to meet your normalfag standards (or society's) standards when it does not give us any direct benefit?

It doesn't even harm our ability to reap the benefits of society. It is still possible to hold a job, own property, and interact on a superficial level with others for self gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029929
Stop playing the Assumptions game

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029892
>I'm arguing the lack of depth makes the relationship extremely shallow
I would agree with that, except I would not call it a 'relationship', lol.
>and that why can't they just spend time with actual women
Because that's hard work with little perceived pay off.

If someone is somehow satisfied with simply imagining the taste of food, do you think they'd go through the trouble of learning how to cook? This isn't rocket science!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029948

You create her. Live the dream, Pygmalion.

[Anonymous No.]

So...
What sort of mental disorder(s) would describe people who have "waifus"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029863
Ok, since it's a new year i'll answer you once for the year.
Why a Waifu? Why a real woman i should ask you? Women are greedy, egoïst (and not 2D).
Just take a fucking look around you? They want to be accepted "the way they are" and yet are trying to look like some photoshoped model or something.
What if we want to be accepted the way we are? Heck no ! That would be not so romantic !

Try to give a present to your Waifu, she'll be happy.
Try to give a present to a real girl, she'll just tell you how unappropriate is the gift for a girl like her.
Try to be a gentleman, she'll tell you to fuck off because she's a free-woman of the 21th century.
Try to tell a woman to do things on her own, she'll tell you that you're a macho and not gentleman enough.

A Waifu won't complain about how kind you are with her.
A Waifu won't complain about how busy you may be playing a game or just working all day in a week.
A Waifu won't complain if you don't like going out.
A Waifu won't try to fool you being a virgin.
A Waifu won't complain about staying with you like 24h/24

[Anonymous No.]

Answer me this, waifu lovers.

Is it acceptable to have many waifu, as many as 3-4 and pretend that they don't know about each other? Sometimes a waifu's personality just gets a bit boring and it's nice to have a bit of a change. I imagine living in parallel dimensions, a completely different world for each waifu. When I switch worlds everything in other worlds are suspended - time doesn't pass, so she doesn't miss me and isn't sad.
Am I just being a filthy double-timer, or are such things acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>From an outside perspective it just looks like an imaginary friend you want to fuck
That's one type of waifu, although it often gets confused with a crush

>so you don't want to spend any time with actual women
that may be the case for some, but not all of those with waifus

remember, waifus don't have to be perfect in every way, they are "perfect" to the one who is loving them

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029950
There's a less then 2% chance of a girl having an STD, and it can be quite obvious.

And you can ACTUALLY do stuff with a girlfriend,
not just imagine you are doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029960
But if they imagine food, and stop eating actual food, they'll starve to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029971

I think you need a medical treatment or psychiatrist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029963
I've considered researching robotics for that very purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029948
Go to a Muslim country

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029957
A woman is biologically and socially driven to be materialistic. She does this subconsciously (or even consciously) for the benefit to survival for the child I have no interest in spawning.

Why make the huge investment in time and money and emotional distress (you're fooling yourself if you think these are insignificant) for the "benefit" of something I don't want in the first place?

Bitches and Whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030020
MOST people are materialistic. Greed is just human nature, stop limiting it to the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029971
I don't meant to insult you, but do you have any ACTUAL friends, in real life?
Just curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029973
Wh..? You should have only ONE Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030033

I don't have any friends right now. Not really that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029983
I'm just saying that basing your opinion of a couple negative encounters, and basing your standard for them off an imaginary perfect being seems like it'll have negative effects for the people around you

[Anonymous No.]

It's so funny when people from other boards come visit and are shocked by how different we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030004
Food is necessary to sustain life. A relationship with a pig disgusting 3-D woman is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030020
So she's human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029973
But I don't have more than one waifu. And if I like other females characters is because they have one or two things similar to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029973
I'm no waifu lover but,
>Is it acceptable to organise your imaginary fantasies in this disturbingly well-defined metastructure that preserves the supposedly valuable principle of monogamy on a lower level but violates it on a higher one?
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030044
Actually it kind of is.
I'm going to stop responding to your posts, just letting you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029999
>And you can ACTUALLY do stuff with a girlfriend,
not just imagine you are doing it
Imagining it and actually doing it ends up with the same result for me.
Whether you're actually doing it or imagining it, the whole experience is just that, a sensory perception. All in your head, so to speak.
The different is that one has risks, costs (monetary or otherwise) and requires effort, whereas the other one does not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030030
>Greed is just human nature

lol

Is this the way they actually explained the survival instinct to you in biology class or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030060

But relationships with others are, and that's why we have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030048
Why do you think having friends is positive for other people? Porcupine's dilemma and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030004
The point went over your head. You are not smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030060
Not according to Abraham Maslow

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030074
So why are you posting on this board?
Why not just imagine a board where everyone agrees with your posts all the time? And everyone's favourite show, is your favourite show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030076
No, I'm just saying, most people do things for their own benefit. To say that only the opposite sex is greedy is a misconception, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030096
>implying Maslow's Pyramid of Needs is definitive

[Anonymous No.]

>Greed is just women's nature
Fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030072
There is nothing wrong with having no friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030084

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030096
I'd like to know why you think Abram Maslow isn't as full of shit as you are.

HEY GUYS HE MADE A GRAPHIC THAT JUSTIFIES MY IRRATIONAL NEED FOR FEMALE COMPANY TO THE WORLD, THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029999
>And you can ACTUALLY do stuff with a girlfriend, not just imagine you are doing it

Sure, it has advantages. Actually doing stuff can make you somewhat happier than just imagining it, though I'm quite happy with only the latter. But do they outweigh the disadvantages?
You can't just turn a real person on and off. Your waifu is always there when you need her, and never annoys you when you have other stuff to do. They also don't get sick and die (unless you want them to).
Real people also cost a fuckton of money. She won't be satisfied with the junk food you eat, she's also want new stuff, clothes, etc. You can forget spending your own money on games and stuff.
And if you ever get a baby, heaven have mercy upon your soul. Half of your income goes on him, along with 2/3rd of your waking time for 15 years.
A real person might also get bored of you. Anon, you're not a very interesting person, playing VNs all day. You're also probably fat and/or out of shape and will probably get tired in bed and start catching your breath and sweating after 5 minutes.

In short, you'll have to make tons of sacrifices for some or little gain. Spend time and money on stuff you don't really want to do. Is it really worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030109
I'm just saying a lot of people consider Sex and Relationships to be an important part of staying healthy.
In the absence of these elements, many people become susceptible to loneliness, social anxiety, and clinical depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030106
Like anyone goes to 4chan because they want friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030134
>I'm just saying a lot of people consider
Yeah, we don't really care about this sort of thing here in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is TELLING OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030096

It's a pyramid for a reason broski. The things on the bottom are "necessary to sustain life" as the guy you were responding to said.
Self-actualization and love are not, regardless of what Maslow, Rogers, and all of those other Humanist fags say.

Most people never even reach the top of the hierarchy of needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030134
"many people" are also intellectually deficient and weak of will.

[Anonymous No.]

Greed is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030134
>many people

This is certainly true. The average poster on /jp/, however, is not one of those many people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030124
Look, all I'm saying is the social needs are quite important, and that just imaging these women seems like an unnecessary thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
Unnecessary, but preferable to the alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
>Look, all I'm saying is the social needs are quite important,
But that's not ture

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030147
I think you should

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
Give it a shot. Trust me, you'll appreciate the saved time money and effort far more than you do the fleeting, desperate comforts of seeking human company

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
Anon gets all his required social interaction arguing with people on 4chan. That's enough to cement his place in a "society" as such, and he is content.

A "normal" person is not content with that and needs real friends and a girlfriend and to go out drinking every Friday or whatever. And that is also fine.

But don't try to equate "normal" with "better".

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030132
And people call girls greedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
What? Haven't you figured it out yet? The imaginary women are a cheaper way of achieving some semblance of fulfilment of that social need. There you go. The puzzle of /jp/ solved. Your intellectual curiosity is now sated. Go and tell your wife you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
Both of those things are unimportant. Imagination is fun, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
>Look, all I'm saying is the social needs are quite important
And why is that?
Let's imagine i want to consider my waifu like a princess, so i'll like do anything for her.
Try this with a real woman and see the outcome, you'll be shocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030187
I don't give a poop what you think, whoever you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029999
So a 1:50 chance.

Still too high.

And I have a dakimakura of mai waifu. I can do plenty with that. And I don't have to spend any money or do anything that I wouldn't enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

Friends are just people who conveniently use each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030198
How is it greedy? We are taking from no-one else. We're simply making more efficient and more rational use of our time, money, and psyche

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030187
But real women suck. Seriously. They're either ugly and think they're beautiful, or they're attractive but hide it behind terrible makeup because the magazines say that ugly is attractive.

They are also all money-grubbing shallow bitches. I tried the whole "normal relationship" thing once, and got burned. Fuck if I'm ever trying again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030148

Seriously, this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030214
Just use a condom. If you don't want the risk, just use a condom

[sage No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4029677
can't be seen without love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030183
Before you had your "Waifu" did you feel lonely?
And do you currently feel socially anxious?
Or clinically depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030222
Those have a 1% chance of failing, no thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030169
>social needs are quite important

If it's "quite important", then it's not a need.

>seems like an unnecessary thing to do

For a vast majority of these people, it is; a lot of it is just trolling anyway. For a few of the hasubandos it probably is a legit coping mechanism to fill a gap in social development.
The point is that whether they fill it with nothing, a waifu, or a bag of dicks; it's not going to prevent them from functioning or even succeeding as long as they're playing the rest of their cards right.

All of the stuff beyond the bottom two tiers of the hierarchy of needs are basically bonus points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030210
I'm just saying my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030222
Condoms don't protect against everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030239
I'm not him, but I don't have a friends or a waifu. I'm not lonely in the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030225
Fuck off. These are the treads that keep the spirit in Anon so he doesn't /wrists.
Need to reinforce the belief that imaginary girlfriends are a perfectly normal thing. These threads always make me feel a bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030239
No
Yes
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030248
If done properly, it's 0.1%, and there is less then a 2% she has an STD

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030239
Not that anon, but no.
A small degree of social interaction is required for health human beings, but it is a very small degree
I get my social interaction done with 4chan, a very small group of friends, and family.

If you cut it at that, I save vast amounts of time, money, and effort. One can spend that extra capital on personal, artistic, or intellectual pursuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030264
Normalfag in denial. You haven't made the transition yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030249
I wish I had a job, my safety is in peril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030254

Nobody asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030248
If done properly, it's 0.1%, and there is less then a 2% she has an STD, it's a 1 in 200,000 chance in getting an STD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030248
2% of women have STD, 1% chance of condom failure. Which means, 0.02% chance of contacting a disease. Statistically, if Anon fucks 5000 girls chances are he'll catch something nasty. I can totally see that happening. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030220
You have flaws yourself, just look around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030255
What don't they protect against?

[Anonymous No.]

It's really annoying how this has turned into a
>BAWWWWW WIMMINZ BASHING THREAD
Why can't we just hate people equally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030263
Do you feel socially anxious
Have you ever had any episodes into depression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030297
The odds of being struck by lighting is 1 in 750,000. Let's go run around outside in storms, it's so unlikely you'll get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030329
Vaginal sharks. They'll bite your cock off through condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030313
Sure I have flaws. But I don't expect other people to deal with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030313

That's irrelevant. He isn't interested in relationships with real women. Stop shoving your personal preferences on others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030279
Where are you getting the money to survive?

[☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ !LoLiCONjvE No.]

>>4029663

A Waifu is just a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030339
The people in those statistics aren't trying to get STDs,
just like how the statistics for STDs aren't bug-catchers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030331
We do, but we constantly have samenormalfag pretend-alpha-males from /b/ trying to shove this idea down our throats that we somehow constantly NEED a walking, talking money vacuum in our presence that may or may not give us sexual gratification that can just as easily be fulfilled by masturbation

Picture very related

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029786
lrn2schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030342
Other people will, and you'll deal with other people's flaws. Because everyone is human

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030373
Why are you assuming that's all what relationships are about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030365
It's not a joke to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030377
except animals, they arent

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Troll thread
>139 posts and 23 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030388

Because he can and you can't do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030388
Because he's right and that IS what relationships are all about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030402
Because he is wrong

[☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ !LoLiCONjvE No.]

>>4030389

You're telling me this is not a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer a hate-based relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030416
The only advantage 3d has over 2d is sex, and some see that as a disadvantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030415
but they aren't

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030397
You're just mad that you only ever aid the trolling. You never start a troll thread that reaches >100 replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030422
No, he's talking about himself, not some other anon. Silly tripfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030373
One day... One day, Anon, you will realize that the whole world is not stereotypical. You reject the world with zero experience, thinking that everyone is selfish and evil out there. If you stepped outside, you'd find that it's full of nice people. Sure, there are the occasional assholes, but most people are honest and just want to be loved just like you do. Okay, I made up most of that. Most people are actually assholes and will backstab you. But there are SOME real nice people out there, really! It might be worth it to look for them!

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you feel socially anxious
>Have you ever had any episodes into depression?
That's the comic part.
Why you Normalfag keep thinking that we're depressed or something?
I'm actually happy to see my waifu sometimes running around in my desktop, and that's all i need.
Women are angry about that, it they're fault for starters. If they didn't treat us like shit, maybe we should hypothetically, with a slim chance & a low propability try to date them.

You have to be there all the time when a woman wants you otherwise she'll be mad, but you HAVE to let her be when she's pissed or mad or anything? What's the logic behind that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030373
>I'm going to die alone.
*fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030441

I'm sure he knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

She's not my imaginary friend, she's REAL.

[Anonymous No.]

>an imaginary friend you want to fuck, so you don't want to spend any time with actual women
That sound about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030441
Everyone that doesn't die in a crash in a bus full of people or similar "dies alone"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030437
This has happened exactly none of the times I have been outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030457
Wow, thinking about it, that's... pretty cynical, even for /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030457
You know what I mean. Death without ever forming a meaningful connection to another human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030465

What hasn't happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030431
Not just sex. Hugging a pillow is one thing. Hugging a warm, soft, living being that hugs you back and you feel her breath on your face is a whole other world. Actually hearing her voice instead of just imagining it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030476

Diff'rent strokes, diff'rent folks. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030474
There's a lot of things I'm going to end up not doing before I die. And it's the same with you. We only have SO MUCH time.

Why is a long-term social relationship with a female member of the species so bloody important to you?

[Anonymous No.]

Your life is sad and you should feel sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030475
>you will realize that the whole world is not stereotypical
>you'd find that it's full of nice people

Also, I didn't read the spoilers until just now, so disregard that I suck cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030493

Projecting much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030490
boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030476
Yeah, nothing more romantic than bone, fat, and bad breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030502
A handful of soft, warm tit brings me indescribable joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030474
>Death without ever forming a meaningful connection to another human being.
How is it different from normal death? It's not like I can take "meaningful connections" to the grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030510

This is why I'll never stop loving you, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030502
Exactly.

Oh hey, check it out. Boobs. For free! No investment of resources of any kind required.

[Anonymous No.]

You kids are a fucking insult.

[Cliff Racer !!QRtSJJr1Egz No.]

OP is a true bro.

>There is no drama or arguments.
No interactions at alls.
>They'll never get pregnant or fat.
You are a shallow fuck who doesn't need to reproduce anyway.
>They don't have times of the month.
No, but they aren't real either.
>They wont play mind games with you.
They won't play ANY games with you.
>They won’t forget about your birthday.
Can't forget what they don't know.
>There is no possibility of catching std's.
No posiblity to do anything that COULD result in STDs.
>They're not ashamed to look or act like girls
Because thet look as were dranw and and don't act at all.
>They'll never change or pressure you to change.
They'll never do anything.
>They don't demand expensive gifts over and over.
They don't give you anything either.
>They won’t get mad at you if you look at another girl.
They don't have feelings.
>They’ll never divorce you and take half of everything you own.
You'll never be married to one.
>They won’t get board of you or think of you as being annoying.
They don't think at all.
>They don’t care what type of personality you have if any at all.
They don't care, period.
>They won't cheat on you with your friends or anyone for that matter.
They can't do anything anyway.
>You don't have to put up with annoying friends or impress the parents,and they don't get mad at you for random reasons that you know nothing about.

No friends, family, and they aren't happy at you for good things either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030517

Bags of sand

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of imagination... Any Anon here tried exploring the possibilities of lucid dreaming?

Have you ever realized that you were dreaming and still remained in your dream world for a minute or two? It's possible to do it frequently with a few months of training. And you can meet with anything you can imagine in your dream, including your waifu. And everything feels completely real inside there.

I never bothered to start training for it seriously, but it has happened with me once or twice by pure chance, and it's the closest thing to virtual reality you're getting in your lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

Real life is superior to fantasy. You sad, misanthropic bastards just haven't experienced a real life relationship in the best of days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030439
Actually, I was just looking at the wiki page for Maslow's hierarchy, and those were the negative effects of deprivation of social needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030519
Tell that to the ferryman when you don't have any money to make the trip over.

[Anonymous No.]

All real women are mean whores.
We don't need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030527
I keep trying to grab them but it's just not working for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030542

>You sad, misanthropic bastards

Is this your first time on /jp/ or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030304
where are you gettting this 2% shit from? like 1 in 5 women have HPV

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030542
Had a relationship a long time ago. It was actually pretty good, and ended fairly well.

Still not worth the investment. You can take your ASSumptions back to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029909

Pretty much sums it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030457
I don't think you understand what he means

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030304
You don't have any clue how odds work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030556
what the fuck nigger why did you throw cake at my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030527
If you think a picture is any good, you should try the real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030556
Is that you do here? Sit at your computers alone in a dark room filled with weaboo kitch and hate on women because they won't even look at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030542
I'll take the blue line, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030527
Have you ever gone on a vaction?
If you did, why didn't you just look at a postcard, and imagine you were there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030538
Lucid dreaming is pretty amazing...I actually have been doing that for the past 2 years. Although vivid awakenings usually lead to really bad nightmares, so I tend to avoid it. ;_;

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4030439

>Why you Normalfag keep thinking that we're depressed or something?

LET'S LOOK IN /JP/'S ARCHIVE!

>Anxiety so bad that I pass out if I'm put into even a mildly uncomfortable situation in public.
>Did it the other week when an old lady asked me to give up my seat on the bus for her.

>Severe depression, social anxiety gender identity disorder

>Whenever I'm out in public my social anxiety turns me into a drooling retard. I stub my toe, bump into things, say stupid shit, forget basic math, etc.

>My problems stem from, well I'll put it this way; in that social anxiety test that's on page 0, I got 100.

>Pretty shitty for me, but that's because I'm fucked up in the head with depression and all, which is why all I've done the last year since dropping out is waste day after day on 4chan and other websites.

>Cure your depression with exercise and therapy (if you are a poorfag then just do the former). Yes, you have depression. Most people don't realize they have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030602
Fucking. This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030601

And if this were true... what's it to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030607
Lol logic doesn't work. This is a deep delusion based on many personal inadequacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030613
But social anxiety isn't the same as depression

[Anonymous No.]

>OH NO, THESE PEOPLE DON'T NEED RELATIONSHIPS. THIS STANDS AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.

I don't even have a waifu, but the concept is not going to make me that butthurt. Just take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030613
Social anxiety only goes into effect when you are in social situations. It's not the same as depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030601
Oh look, it's the "Internet White Knight" come to banish the darkness, save the maiden and extol the virtues of pure and white womanhood to the dark denizens of the internet.

Sorry pal, but you won't find an audience here, Wrong board on the wrong website.

[Anonymous No.]

My social anxiety is so bad I make other people feel socially inadequate.

[Surtic !!Wzibuz8tB+B No.]

>205 posts and 38 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Dear god guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030621
To never experience actual love and treat is as a made up concept or a weakness that drains one of money while watching wapanese animu based on said concept is just... retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030607
I wish I did, that vacation was boring and I nearly got swept out to sea from the riptide. I'm never going on a vaction again unless it's a family conferance and they pay for my train ticket.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4030630
>>4030624
>>4030624

I love how you're all ignoring the posts about depression AND Social Anxiety.

>It's constant boredom and then a cycle of depression - apathy/depression/apathy. I'm not just bored when I'm hanging around at home -- I'm bored with everything. It feels like nothing evokes any kind of emotion from me.

>- My depression got much worse

>I'm constantly depressed. Hell, I've been skipping classes for like two weeks because I don't have the will to get out of the bed

And that's just a FEW posts after searching for Depression in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4029674
i wanna be someone's waifu D=

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030643

And...?

What business is this of yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030632
I don't really care about the women. I want you to stop being emo faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030636
haha, this
>spend most of time on this earth either seeking, or desperately holding onto a woman's company
>assume this is the same trek for all men
>find someone that does not have the same petty needs or desires as you
>"OMG SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOO"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030657
Go ahead and be retarded then. See if I care. Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030643
Personally, I feel it's not really romance unless both characters are dead by the end of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030643

>wapanese animu

[Anonymous No.]

I'm neither a waifufriend, a misogynist, nor a socialising normalbro. I enjoy 2D porn games and with romance and other popular fetishes, and the occasional ronery thread.

I think everyone should do what makes them feel good.

>>4030602
With reference to this graph, I still have better days and worse days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030664

You're so tsundere, anon. I didn't know you cared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030660
Us: "I'm happy being alone, yay."
You: "I need to have companionship!!!"

Which one of us is being emotional here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030602
Surprisingly accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030646
>It's constant boredom and then a cycle of depression - apathy/depression/apathy. I'm not just bored when I'm hanging around at home -- I'm bored with everything. It feels like nothing evokes any kind of emotion from me.

This. I've spent 12 hours lurking on /jp/ today purely because I don't feel like actually doing anything. I've saved lots of images as I do every day which gives me a very distant feeling of satisfaction. And having a waifu gives me a distant feeling of happiness which is at least better than the complete absence of happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030664

>Read in Rie Kugimiya's voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030678
Just had an idealistic view there for a monet. I'll go back to /b/ and lose that faith in humanity if you believe that's what's best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030681
which one is lying?

[Anonymous No.]

Things to do in the new year: get Arcueod permabanned

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030699
That will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - amateur psychologists/general

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030701
Unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030701
We can ask mods really nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030699

You'd be better off waiting for him to get bored of playing the retard.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Retreating into a fantasy world and claiming that characters from it are real and love you with all their heart happens to be a singularly poor way of handling one's social anxiety and depression.

Even as a recreational drug user I wouldn't go quite that far into the mouth of madness and delusion.

However, it's not a new method - the Christians have been doing this with their Invisible Bearded Sky Wizard for a while. He's like their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030664
You obviously care shitload.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030670
>anime reaction face

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030698
Neither, both are telling the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030718

>green text

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030646

Perhaps some people are bored and depressed, but not all of us are. I enjoy my hobbies greatly and rarely find myself bored. I wake up ready to start each day and regret the time I have to spend sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030714
It works for me. I can't afford therapy yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030660
>I want you to stop being emo faggots.
Well too fucking bad. You can't help those who don't want help. If you genuinely want to assist people on the internet then lurk /r9k/ or somewhere and reply to the frequent requests for advice and support. We'll come to you when we feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4030721
YOU LIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030714
i totally luled

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4030727

Can you leave your house? When was the last time you had a conversation with someone that wasn't your immediate family?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030739
Need is a relative thing and therefore both are being truthful.

[Anonymous No.]

>250 posts in less than 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030708
Again, it will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030742
Conversing with others is easy. Just keep the conversation off you and you don't even have to pay attention. Normal people love to talk about themselves for hours. You can day dream about Saya baking you dinner or whatever until they go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030762
A man who knows how to pick locks will tell everyone that it is easy to pick locks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030762
Doesn't work in real life. People tend to start asking uncomfortable questions about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030762
The talkative people I meet always ask me questions. But they're just being polite. Or maintaining a friendly atmosphere. I play along.

Real profound conversations take place on the internets.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you, /jp/, for making this shit and turning this place into /a/.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4030775
>>4030762

And here we have an example of the average socially retarded /jp/edo, unable to grasp the simple concept of 'RAPPORT' as described by the first poster.

Anonymous 1, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my succubus.

Anonymous 2, you have failed me. Do not bother typing out some acerbic, butthurt response or telling me that you filtered me because I CAN'T SEE IT WHEN BITCHES AND PUSSIES TYPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030786
Yeah, this. Which makes conversation even more something to avoid because I have to remember what I've made up about myself and told to different people in order to avoid talking about my actual self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030742

I have a job, so I go outside for that. Aside from coworkers, I also interact with people on hobby projects I work on (programming).

I just don't do any of this "hanging out", indulge in small talk, or things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030800
You aren't happy because I occasionally talk to people and therefore don't fit your idea of a /jp/ poster? What? I don't have any friends, if that makes you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030851
You make the tripfag feel worse about itself because you can occasionally talk to people, which is better than it manages to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030742
Oh, look, it's the pothead fag from last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030869

That's rather said. Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030907
>It's sad, right?
It's sad.

[Ilya No.]

This is the first time I heard of Waifus and I'm honestly trying to see them from your point of view.
For all the people here with Waifus:
From how many girls do you make the assumption that they are materialistic?
Generalizing a bit, don't you agree?
Even if you dated 10 doesn't mean that ALL WOMENZ BE BITCHES AND WHOREZ.
It means you made the wrong choice 10 times.
Do you know how many women there are? Millions. Fucking Billions even.
Try again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030956
Protip: They're all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030956
You just don't understand that they don't WANT wimminz. You can't change their viewpoints, no matter how persistent you are. If they're happy living "together" with their waifus, then leave them be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030956
how many of those women are virgins, over the age of 18, and not in saudi arabia? how am I supposed to meet those women? how am I supposed to even identify them in a crowd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031056
Hell, even most women under the age of 18 aren't virgins.

[Ilya No.]

>>4030982
Protip: Terrible generalization. Seriously, what the fuck man.
>>4030997
My little theory, tell me where I go wrong:
I can guess that the majority want some kind of companionship since they make up an imaginary friend. Why would they need to make up an imaginary friend? Well,
1. They live in the middle of nowhere, where there are absolutely no women. In Norway maybe xD
2. They are terrible with women and have given up. (In which case try again, you can do it!)
3. They are ugly and no woman wants him. (In which case try harder. Remember the materialism you guys were talking about earlier? That's people trying to impress others. It works very well. And no, you don't need bling or grillz. Just comb your hair and wear a nice shirt. If you have an ugly face, go to /fit/ so they'll be too busy staring at other parts of our body).
4. They're gay? Never know.
... Damn I had like 4 others but I forgot I'll get back to you on that. But you get the idea. They still want a companion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031056
Why do you insist on virgins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031090
If only they would listen. They're just being emofags.
>WIMMINZ BETRAYED ME, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME
is their general mindset.

[Ilya No.]

>>4031056
Why are you so obsessed with finding a virgin? Do you need to perform pagan rituals?
No need for that!
I know where you're coming from to be honest. I wanted to pop a cherry. I NEEDED to. And I was about to with my first girlfriend. Things did not turn out, and we broke up both virgins still.
There something clicked. Had I fucked her, I would have lost my virginity and my interest.
Had I not fucked her, I would still have my virginity and still lost my interest.
Virginity means nothing! AT ALL!!!
Mon ami, the faster you realize this the less stressed you will be.
Just because the girl you meet may not be a virgin does not mean that she will not care for you deeply from the bottom of her heart with sugar and a cherry on top (a popped one, but who cares!).
She will love you if you let her, and you might fall in love too! Good luck with changing you virgin obsession my friend.

Besides, I heard that virgins do not move and all that happens is you get a bloody awkward mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031095
>>4031148
why do people insist on dating women with the same religion? the same political party? the same interest in video games? is it really more unusual to want a girlfriend that hasn't been fucked before than to want one that likes world of warcraft as much as you do?

[Ilya No.]

>>4031306
That's not a very good comparison.
>The same religion? the same political party? the same interest in video games? Maintained her virginity?
Nope, one of those things is not like the other.
What you have there as the first three examples - religion, politics, vidya - are interests. They are beliefs. Usually couples who get together that have the same religion, poltical views, and same video games are looking for someone who shares their interest or hobby.
That is often a foundation of a relationship!
But the foundation of a relationship is not limited to that either. We all heard the cliché that opposites attract right? Well it's a cliché for a reason. People like differences. Then there's the couples that just like being together, not sharing the exact same interests, not being opposites, just being a loving cuddly couple... getting off topic.
Maintaining virginity is... not an interest. First, unless it's highschooltime/churchtime/pedotime - abstinence is just not a big thing for girls. But we all know that AMIRITE FELLAS? The 'bitches and whorez' argument.

[Ilya No.]

>>4031306
Again I have little theories as to why you want a virgin.
1. You're a pagan.
2. You just can't stand the fact that a dick has been in a girl. You haven't even taken the time to consider if this dick was big, small, thick, whatever. You don't know if she enjoyed it. It's just that if you stick your dick in, you have an illusion that it's going to be roomy, that she's going to say 'that it?', and that SURPRISE SURPRISE there's some leftover goo from the last fella! Trust me, unless you picked her up off a street corner and she's charging you for the night, that's not going to happen. Maybe you also like the fact that she'll squirm and stuff when you pop her cherry, that she'll grab the blanket and scream. That'll happen anyway popped cherry or not.

[Ilya No.]

>>4031306
3. You can't stand the fact that she gave her heart to someone else. Well... where is the heart now? YOU HAVE IT! Why do you have it? BECAUSE SHE MADE THE WRONG DECISION LAST TIME! Omigosh, does this mean that she has been looking for you the entire time?! To take her heart away? She has been looking for your dick, but only now she found it? She's been waiting all this time, she finally found you, stick it in, stick it in now!
These are all selfish points of view. I hope you realize that.
+ she won't find you if you stay with your waifu. She'll instead be with someone else with whom she isn't satisfied for the rest of her life.
NOW GET OUT THERE AND MAKE HER FEEL BETTER THAN ANY OTHER MAN HAS BEFORE!

[Ilya No.]

>>4031306
Or you could
... you know
date a fat chick. But even /r9k/ doesn't want that.

I FEEL LIKE I'M WASTING MY TIME ON YOU BASTARDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031056
>>4031066
WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT VIRGINS?

[Ilya No.]

Fuck your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031566
are you saying that maintaining virginity isn't a belief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031566

All this hoo-rah cheerleading and you don't even get it. The points you're making don't even match the wishes of the people here. And all this talk about popping cherries; that's not the reason that virginity is valued. Come back when you understand why.

[Ilya No.]

>>4031762
>>4031764
Explain it to me. Is it the respect a woman has for herself?
or
Is it from all bullshit hentai has stuffed into your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

AAaaand we come full circle. Sex is the meaning of relationships. Fantastic, glad we've established that. [/sarcasm]

For me, the less the outside world reflects the values that I hold, the less I'll want to participate in it. Petty people like you, Ilya, infest it, and mentalities like yours are not something I'd care to catch.

[Ilya No.]

>>4031828
I can honestly say that falling in love is the meaning of a relationship. Remember in one of the upper posts that I wrote, the girlfriend with which it didn't work out yet I was still a virgin?
We went out for a year. A year of no sex from her. I would not have stayed with her for a year had I been obsessed with sex, I loved her, she loved me.
Of course it's the internet and I could be making this up haha.
So somehow you got the idea that I'm focused on sex. I did talk a lot about it, but that's just for the virgin obsessed.
What I don't understand are your values. Are they unique? They must be if they don't match those of the billions of people outside your door.
And those have to be some pretty extreme values. Please tell me about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4031871
obviously a non-virgin doesn't believe in meaningful relationships since she fucked someone and now she wants to fuck you.

[Ilya No.]

>>4032006
Of course! It all makes sense now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4030661
This is exactly the impression I have gotten from this person(s?) in this thread. He's desperately trying to prove we are really depressed for not having a girlfriend and that secretly we really DO want a relationship... because he cannot stand the idea that his worldview, that the only thing he is living for, means nothing to us.

Also funny how their only "arguments" amount to "you're wrong" or "it's not like that". "Women are greedy, materialistic bitches." "No they're not!" Yeah, really convinced me.