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the green menace

Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/Hngw0SIa#zpdOoLypV25kC8b-nDeb1A

>> No.40274493
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Got your green right here

>> No.40274517

>>40274493
does her jerking you off with her roots counts as a blowjob?

>> No.40274570

>>40274517
No, that's a footjob. Mandragora have shown this.

>> No.40274737

Living in the wilderness with a nice plant wife is a good ending.
You could even buy yourself some comfort and convenience by selling whatever your wife can produce.

>> No.40274790

>>40274737
Your wife attract bees and you can start selling honey too

>> No.40274833
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So all things are in flower, huh?

>> No.40274843

I would like to see more mge adventure series
Helps with the motivation to write more of my own stuff

>> No.40274856
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>>40274843
I would love for Magus to write a book length novel like he did with the Journey of a Magi.
I even thought I could draw illustrations from it.

>> No.40274884
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>> No.40274940

>>40274884
nice dicksucking tentacles, NERD!

>> No.40275025

what I like about plantgirls is that they pull you in for smex, and once you're inside, they close the petals and wrap you in their roots. Really makes you feel that you're a part of the flower now.
I like monster girls being possessive in general.

>> No.40275049
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ROOTS

>> No.40275074

>>40275049
I am glad my waifu doesn't eat through her feet like disgusting plants do.

>> No.40275083
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>>40275049
>licking feet
no, thank you
>worshipping paws, roots, hooves
right away milady

>> No.40275114

>>40275074
at least his wife won't burp during sex like yours will

>> No.40275186

>>40275114
>he doesn't want her to burp after fucking her throat and cumming into her stomach

>> No.40275241
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I want to see a haughty Vampire debasing herself by shaking her ass like a common harlot

>> No.40275242

>>40275186
no, I don't

>> No.40275250

>>40275241
This is disgusting.

>> No.40275271

How do you get your hands on raging mushrooms, preferably a large supply in a majority MG city?
I have attracted the attention of a Manticore, and I want to go out on my own terms.

>> No.40275330

>>40275271
they sell it in every convenience store

>> No.40275349

>>40275271
Based mushrooms psychos in his way to tame the batcat

>> No.40275422
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Where do I get huge boobs friends?

>> No.40275468

>>40275422
Head into the deepest, darkest forest you can at midnight on a full moon, bring a half-functioning flashlight and lots of meat, as well as zero navigation tools.

>> No.40275477

>>40275468
Awawa'd

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>>40275422
/x/ is so much more fun on the other side of the portals

>> No.40275547

>>40275422
alp is a state of mind

>> No.40275573

>>40275241
Why is her butthole wet? Was it taco tuesday? Is she american?

>> No.40275611
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I missed my call I life. I should be a kidnapped breeding stud for a muscular red oni, not a software developer

>> No.40275721

>>40275271
Probably a Tanuki owned shop

>that will be $200 good sir

>> No.40275740

>Go on /hag/
>Beeline towards demon general
>Post a daily reminder that I will never ever sign one of their contracts
>They accuse me of baiting and say I'm not even a man
>Post photo of me signing a timestamp as anonymous for extra BM
>Giggle and go make dinner
>Check back in thirty minutes for my salt
>They've already figured out what city I'm in
Bros, help.

>> No.40275786

>>40275740
[ufufu intensifies]

>> No.40275870
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>>40275740
you fucked up, you WILL sign their contracts and you WILL get milked by them all day long

>> No.40275939

>>40275870
Oh no! That's almost as bad as a vampire hag cuddling you from sunrise to sunset in her coffin.

>> No.40275994

>>40275740
>starting shit on monster girl forums
>doesn't have a bugout bag and clandestine way out of town ready
>or gremlin childhood friend to get you 60 proxies to hide behind
deserved

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>> No.40276122

>>40275740
>imagine not asking for thigh size

>> No.40276148

>>40276122
>wanna find out with your face?

>> No.40276161
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The Red-Eyed Menace

>> No.40276181

>>40276148
I need the numbers, I need the hard data of those massive and soft thunder thighs

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Excel office milf mg wont leave me alone bros she keeps making up reasons to come visit me...

>> No.40276222

>>40276200
Take her out for karaoke after work.

>> No.40276227

>>40276200
Shouldn't have told her that her tail is cute.

>> No.40276248

>>40276200
>tfw ywn be stalked by a hag OL monster just cause you keep talking to her when you get back from school and her office happens to be around the same area
>Still worth it to see her smile tho

>> No.40276273

>>40276248
Careful telling her you don't have a girlfriend because girls your age don't like you.

>> No.40276286

>>40276273
I'll tell her that girls my age dont allure me, I like a more matured fruit, if you get what I mean

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Fuck the Sabbath!
Deport all shorties!
All men should be lined up and shota'd!
Crush all pelvises with our hips!
Mootriarchy now!

>> No.40276299

>>40276161
*laughing eye stalks*

>> No.40276381

>>40276118
NEED WORM!

>> No.40276427

>>40276273
I'll flirt with her and tease her, as well as pretend I don't see her while I'm showering

>> No.40276441

>>40276297
That Mino is completely enraged, we need that Anon who can calm down any cow, the moo-whisperer.

>> No.40276539

mon nun

>> No.40276559
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>>40276539
all monster nuns should have massive milky tits filled with healing and holy milk

>> No.40276615
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>>40276539
yes

>> No.40276699

>>40276559
Oh come on, this is an actual demon this time, who is letting all these Monsters become nuns?

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>>40276699
Notice the size of her tits? Shes a holst, not a scary monster

>> No.40276724
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What do you think about minigirls?

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>>40276724
I'd consider them only if they can shrink me or increase their own size for sexy times.

>> No.40276769

>>40276724
/d/-tier

>> No.40276773
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>>40276724
protectable and pettable

>> No.40276779

>>40276724
They can live in my pants.

>> No.40276807

>>40276724
I get all my news from my own pocket Rata, a reliable source for whatever's going on in the world!

>> No.40276812

>>40276724
it would take me a while to not freak out when a jumping spider leaps and latches onto me

>> No.40276870

>>40276812
She may try to copulate with your head

>> No.40276932
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>> No.40276946

>>40276870
you take that risk with most monsters

>> No.40276947

>>40276870
Kakapo harpies do that too.

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>> No.40277024

>>40274459
What media, writing or online activity do you think triggers/activates the Monstergirl State Censors?

>> No.40277035
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>>40276977
I like how popular this fox has become

>> No.40277036

>>40277024
why are you like this?

>> No.40277066

>>40277024
paladin/angel platonic friendship

>> No.40277079

>>40276977
>>40277035
That damn smile, it all started with that damn smile

>> No.40277115

>>40277035
Oh, uh, I didn't think anyone would be awake this late.

>> No.40277137

Was browsing the past two previous threads to catch up and came across this post:

>>40247481

And color me surprise as I never expected that recently popular or outright famous high production animated hentai femporn trailer to be talked about here. Also here's the trailer the post was talking about, Japanese office lady is isekai'd to fantasy world but is proactively dated by a Yandere boy:

https://mobile.twitter.com/horihori_ahan/status/1530390908335575040

And yeah I do frequently read any Josei or for-women type of hentai dounins I find interesting since yumejoshis make some damn fine and pretty looking porn. But more importantly, what would the mamono think of such femporn? I am willing to believe monstergirls even the MGE ones are not above consuming yumejoshi doujins or Josei hentai/artwork. Especially the still lonely single ones who are still single or suck at getting a boyfriend and thus fantasize about 2D bishie or ikemen husbandos.

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>>40277035
>>40276977
I want to fluff her tails and then hug her

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>> No.40277336

>>40276297
>Wanting to be a little kid
Cringe!

>> No.40277379

>>40275083
the closest thing id do to worship would be bean poking

>> No.40277398

>>40275531
the idea of exploring the occult and delving into the truely weird and esoteric stuff of a highly lewd yet safe setting like mge sounds so good.

>> No.40277410

>>40276297
wanting to be shota'd is almost as cringe as liking the sabbath

>> No.40277423

>>40277024
none
i like in a free monster girl based society. non of this gay ass authoritarian fag shit you seem to like

>> No.40277443
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>>40274459

>> No.40277459
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40277459

Come to Zipangu.

>> No.40277492

>>40277410
What about being a shota AND getting a sabbath loli as a wife? Like you and a lonely hag live out a childhood romance senario that she always wanted, but missed out on.

>> No.40277507

>>40277492
Can I have the sabbath loli and remain a ojisan instead? I would rather an hero than be a shota.

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>> No.40277624

>>40277492
No and no.
Mental immaturity (even “role playing” as such) is a non-negotiable dealbreaker for me. It’s why Titania are in never-ever-tier for me.

>> No.40277627

>>40277492
too real man
I love it

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zap

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>> No.40277653

>>40277443
Imagine feeding a mermaid a spoonful of snacks like that one webm

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Coming to America!

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>> No.40277771
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>> No.40277784

>>40277653
brainlet koi monstergirl...

>> No.40277787

>>40277771
Is this the girl from the show with the hitman and the spy living together?

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>>40277787
Yep

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>> No.40277888

>>40277741
Undead elites, living plebs?

>> No.40277897

>>40277886
Click on the seal

>> No.40277908

If you could redo your life but in MGC, would you? As in be born and grown up there
>>40277886
>druella might have a bf
what bigger bullshit that I ever heard

>> No.40277915

>>40277886
Thank you for covering the news we need!

>> No.40277980

>>40277492
even worse

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>>40277908
Why the fuck would I not?

>> No.40278048

>>40278031
so where would you hang out? the aracdes, be a naughty shit and be in the red light district or be a good boy

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>>40277728
I want to get bullied by the Egyptian exchange student gyarus

>> No.40278133
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>>40278048
If my childhood there is anything like the one I had (in terms of parents, upbringing) I’d be a goody-two-shoes getting good* grades but my timidity + innate fascination with wolfus would make me enormous hellhound bait.
Or I might get childhood-foxed, you never know.

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>>40278048
Playing rhythm games and hoping a rich monstergirl (like Wights or Pharaohs) would notice

>> No.40278249

>>40278031
>nu doom art
>id software logo
So which one is it that she's into? Because if it's the boomer shooter that's extremely based.

>> No.40278256

>>40275477
Awawaed and meatpilled

>> No.40278269

>>40278133
>>40278221
For me, I would either be a good by as well or just gety lured by an old fat hag that learns about what I like and get in her van

>> No.40278287

>>40277886
Based Jinko dunking on womanlets

>> No.40278306

>>40278287
You can always trust a jinko to do the needful.

>> No.40278309

>>40278048
i'd be in the red light district, working as both a struggling artist and a whore

>> No.40278318
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My wife likes the popular first person shooter game titled "ULTRAKILL"

>> No.40278333

>>40278318
your wife is based.

>> No.40278349

>>40278333
>>40278318
based on many lipids and roo little protein

>> No.40278497

Seeing the updates on the nun level update om Poring's fanbox makes me kind of get the nun thing you guys seem to have. That confession room looks pretty nice. Still don't like the skimpy nun outfits, but the aesthetic is cool.

>> No.40278515

>>40278133
I've always hated being around other people. I was never openly hostile, but normal kids usually knew I wasn't interested. All of my childhood friends have just been the weird kids that could never take a hint to leave, so I just eventually got used to them. I could see myself with any kind of girl like an autistic cheshire that won't talking about memes, a zombie that just started following me and never stopped, a bogie that constantly tries to make me break my default grumpy expression, the greenworm that keeps asking for part of my lunch, the kobold that keeps following me around asking for belly rubs, the queen bee vampire that tries to seduce me out of spite after I ignored her once and she just gets more and more desperate as time goes on, the grouo of goblins that went to the front of class and announced I was their husband on the first day of school, or that shy troll girl that I keep getting paired with in class projects because our last names start with the same letter.

>> No.40278528
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>>40278497
I like nuns with the full habit but their bodies are too curvy to hide

>> No.40278546

>>40275422
>Mom isn't a monster

>> No.40278554
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>>40278528
Full habits are also bad at hiding baby bumps

>> No.40278573

>>40278546
Man is the greatest monster of all

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>>40277886
Click on fluffing and fluffing accessories please

>> No.40278615

>>40278528
Same. Maybe not as curvy as that picture, but curvy still.

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>>40274459

>> No.40278625

>>40278593
>when you don’t pay attention to what kind of shampoo you’re getting for your wife

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>>40278615
understandable but nuns are very hot

>> No.40278660

I want to grope and rape a monstergirl

>> No.40278699

>>40276741
Now if grew to my size, including having a bigger set of tits. Would consider, hate stretchy onahole fae.

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>>40278642

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>>40277024
Abortion fetish?

>> No.40278864

>>40278830
anon
that would cause a real crusade

>> No.40278943

Nobody wants to see that shit. Dumb tourist

>> No.40278979

All tanuki are cuter with glasses.

>> No.40278982
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It's too hot outside

I want an Ice Queen hug

>> No.40278998

>>40278830
All they way, but she’d only be allowed to abort by waiting ~9 months and giving birth to the baby, which we raise, love and support until they’re ready to move out on their own making sure to call them every week to make sure they’re ok

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>>40278979
Many girls are cute with glasses.

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Careful Anon, the foxes are on the hunt

>> No.40279089
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Consider the following:
>have kamaitachi wives
>drink doppelganger potion
>dedicate a single body to each of them

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>>40274459

>> No.40279182

>>40279119
Goop boob.

>> No.40279202

>>40277995
>Agarthan Nowi and Nah
Not sure why this exists, but I'm not complaining.

>> No.40279255

>>40279089
>Finally, an answer to the “who’s turn it is to get (your) dick that breaks out every night
Knife weasels are good girls who deserve more attention than they get

>> No.40279285

>>40279255
Oh no, they all get it every night, the formula from the loli kamaitachi keeps you going for that long. This is just a way to resolve who gets it first.

>> No.40279290
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Reminder to marry your waifu before consummating your love

>> No.40279309
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>>40279290
based and wifepilled

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>>40279290
froge

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>>40279290
good idea

>> No.40279468

>>40279290
>She has had a four course meal consisting entirely of raging shrooms, as well as a triple dose of manticore venom
>The wedding ceremony is in twelve hours
>can you protect yourself so you don’t engage in the sin of premarital sex?

>> No.40279473

I want to recklessly cum inside a kraken and not take responsibility.

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>>40279355
All glory to the hypnofrog

>> No.40279548

>>40279468
Wait, I thought manticore venom only affected guys.

>> No.40279550

>>40279546
>See frog in bathroom
>Fuck frog like onahole
What the fuck was the MC’s thought process?

>> No.40279554

>>40279548
I haven’t checked in a while, but substitute any horny venom of your choice and go from there if it bothers you that much

>> No.40279568
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>>40279290
I want to set up a church of Hel, so we can use it as a place to keep the stray zombies and prepare them for marriage. Instead of picking up a zombie from the street to use as an onahole, bring her down to the local church so we can clean her up and put her into a nice dress for her big day. We also have plenty of cute zombie nuns that you can marry. Just be careful, our church's teachings have made them especially excited for marriage and motherhood and your honeymoon will be spent with excessive attempts of baby making.

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>>40279550
>he doesn't fuck random frogs as onaholes
NGMI
I bet you don't fuck random jellyfish either

>> No.40279583

>>40279568
but that kinda takes away the fun of picking up a stary zombie, cleaning her up, making sure she's happy, then slowly get romantic with her tho

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>I’ll never lose to mantico-

>> No.40279615

>>40279285
>Hey, it’s my turn to be first tonight
>No, you get it tomorrow, you got it first two nights ago
>Wait, I only got for like, half a turn last night, I want to finish the rest of my turn
>No, you are not going first two nights in a row, besides, the rule is that you finish him once, and then swap
>But you finished him THREE TIMES before switching that one night
>You are never going to let that go, are you?
>Damn right I won’t, you are always going on about the rule but then you went and did something like that!
>We were on raging shrooms that night, I would like to see you control yourself any better!
>When are we doing that again?
>Ask Anon
>We should, and then we get to have three a piece before swapping like you did.
>But what about the time YOU….
When they finally figure it out, Anon had already fallen asleep and they decided to just cuddle for tonight

>> No.40279637

>>40279548
It probably corrupts human women into monstergirls

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Fat fucking foxes.

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>> No.40279720

>>40279683
Fucking fat foxes

>> No.40279726

>>40279583
You can take her home and clean her up yourself. Just don't get sexy with her until marriage. Kissing is okay though. Also bring her down to the church one a week for worphip if you like. It helps get her used to the idea of marriage and teaches new undead that undeath is a blessing of a second chance at a happy life. You don't have to be a couple to visit, but the other worshipers will probably try to push you two into getting together. And if you decide that you do love her, the church will be happy to hold your wedding. We hope you and your new zombie roommate (and hopefully future wife) can one day become regular members of our church. I hope you have one Hel of a day!

>> No.40279737

>>40279683
nips

>> No.40279753

>>40279683
>a diet? how rude!
>just for that im going to eat a extra plate of tofu and force you to watch.

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>>40279737
What about them?

>> No.40279764

>>40279683
We're going to burn some calories, fatass

>> No.40279773

>>40279596
>quote from man milked dry

>> No.40279776

>>40275083
More of this please

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>>40274459

>> No.40279780
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What happens if a guy drinks ushi blood?

>> No.40279798

>>40279780
Instantly incubized and ready for Ushi pussy.

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>> No.40279818

>>40279780
ushi blood is highly corruptable, and can melt through armor and weapons too if I recall.

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>>40279473
>anon thinks he's safe because he doesn't live near the coast
>anon checks the news
>"sea witch demands that authorities hand over anon"
>"all ships entering or leaving the country will be sunk unless her demands are met"

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so hot, need AC

>> No.40279851

>>40279837
That’s implying the miraculous situation of getting away after creampieing her

>> No.40279870

>>40279808
Why is that fennec fox thing everywhere now, I open the fox_girl tag and almost always there's some new picture with her

>> No.40279874

>>40279837
>sea witch
Urusla

>> No.40279882

>>40279851
Anon had an escape rope and could just teleport out.

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>>40279870
Because Suzuran is our light.

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>> No.40279972
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Fat zombie.

>> No.40279977

>>40279837
Would you make a deal with a sea witch anon?

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>> No.40279997

>>40278660
dont

>> No.40280001

>>40279808
How many times are you going to post the same thing with no text

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Hello?

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>>40280046
Goodbye

>> No.40280064

>>40280046
como estas?

>> No.40280069

>>40279977
>Making a deal with sea witch because reasons
>You expect her to make the price marrying her, or giving her your firstborn (which she will gladly provide) or some other perverted monster spin on the deal
>She asks for your voice
>Wait what
>She wants your voice. Until one of you breaks the pact.
>While you mull over the decision, she clarifies. She wants your voice for a single day, no more, no less.
>It IS only for one day, so you decide to take the deal. All you have to do to complete the pact is to shake her hand.
>Once your hands make contact, there is a flash of magic, and you feel the spell take hold.
>You also instantly blurt out “Will you marry me”
>Wait, you didn’t say that, at least, not consciously
>You realize what she meant just in time for the tentacles to coil around you
>she is now in complete control of what you say
>As you float there, tangled in her grasp, she starts talking about how you two need to find a sea bishop to complete the wedding ceremony.
>And she just so happens to know one just under a day’s swim away

>> No.40280078

>>40280069
try and say
>I always was under your spell, honey
>Ever since I saw you

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snek

>> No.40280127
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>> No.40280144

>>40280127
mira la cola en esa lagarto

>> No.40280190
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>>40280144
Sorry, but this is an AMERICAN board.

>> No.40280196

>>40280190
>not confederate version
La creatura...

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>>40280190
YYYEEAAAAHHHH

>> No.40280203

>>40279972
This zombie looks more competent than most.

>> No.40280204

>>40280190
sorri, im no understand los cerdos como usteds son

>> No.40280212
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>>40280196
Traitors deserve to hang.

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>>40280190
>>40280201
>FREEDOM DAY is coming
can't wait

>> No.40280218

>>40280212
>harpy with arms
cursed

>> No.40280230

>>40280190
Sorry, I don't have a fat folder.

>> No.40280238

>>40280203
it's a wight pretending to be a zombie to get free cuddles from her husband

>> No.40280243

>>40280190
sir this is /jp/

>> No.40280257

Some random thoughts I had:
>beasts in the demon realm can be hunted, people would usually have some normal metal weapon for that
>dealing with sentient beings nonlethally would require a demon silver weapon
>hunters are carrying two weapons: one for men/mamono, and one for beasts
https://youtu.be/LDnENTDuAiI

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>> No.40280325

>>40280212
Why does treason never prosper?

>> No.40280344

>>40280292
just look at the size of those thighs on that gal on the left

>> No.40280354

I like to watch my harpy wife lay eggs

>> No.40280360

>>40280354
Pervert!

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>>40280190
>>40280243
/jp/ - Just Polish (Kikis)

>> No.40280363
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Gazer gazes at you gazing at her.

>> No.40280373

>>40280292
Breast mogging is always fun

>> No.40280375

>>40280325
Because nobody calls it treason when the revolutionaries win.

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party invite sent

>> No.40280385

>>40280361
If my kiki continues nagging me about going to the church, I'll start showing her my stash of john paul 2 memes

>> No.40280393

>>40280384
I wish to touch

>> No.40280410
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>>40280292

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>>40280385
I'd go to a church if it worships a MGE god (except for the Chief God of course).

>> No.40280420

>>40280410
them freckles tho

>> No.40280430

>>40280412
hel, eros, mara, bacchus and poseidon are all very admirable deities.
in particular i like how poseidon is in open rebellion against the chief god.

>> No.40280440

What monster makes the best childhood friend?

>> No.40280444

>>40280440
Lizard girls.
People also forget that's literally kappas niche

>> No.40280446

>>40280444
also yuki onna

>> No.40280447

>>40280440
Dhampir

>> No.40280457

>>40280440
>>40280444
Yuki-Onnas too.

>> No.40280465

>>40280440
wyvern, greenworm, bunyip and apophis

>> No.40280469

>>40280440
wurm

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>>40280440
Lilim

>> No.40280483

>>40280471
it's hard to take corruption seriously when it's a little girl doing it

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>>40280384
Man, I got lucky! This team of high leveled adventures accented me into their party despite me being low level. It's a bit weird they're all girls though.

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cow

>> No.40280523

>>40280384
How does one deal with monsters spamming you with party invites? The game doesn't seem to have a block button.

>> No.40280537

>>40280384
>tag: animal ears
what kind of FUCKING ANIMAL REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.40280575

>>40280506
galleon is qt but that's too many headthings, silly design

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>>40277024
Contraception, pulling out, D I V O R C E

>> No.40280598

>>40280523
solo party

>> No.40280608

I want to sniff boob sweat and milky monster bras

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>>40280537
Fox, obviously.

>> No.40280624

>>40280537
The original tweet says 誘惑してくる褐色獣耳狩人ちゃんです, so it doesn't help.

>> No.40280631

>>40280523
You can only block after you join a guild. Unfortunately guilds have the ability to force members into parties, so you'll probably end up getting teamed with a bunch of monsters anyway. There is an all man guild that tends to accept all that want to join, but they also have the problem of random monster players constantly following them around and spamming lewd emotes. I once got followed for 4 hours by some minotaur warrior that wouldn't stop using /headpat on me. Reporting this did nothing.

>> No.40280641

>>40280631
>all man
all alps you mean, I see the way they look at new recruits

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>>40280608
Imagine being in charge of laundry at the hellwan village. Hound sweat and juices, just imagine that aroma.

>> No.40280648

>>40280643
nah, smells too much like rotten eggs

>> No.40280649

>>40280465
>>40280471
Apophis and Lilim seem less like the "childhood friend" type and more like the "child girlfriend" type

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>>40280648
You get used to the smell of sulfur and charcoal, so much so that you can't help but to be at full mast when a hell hound is within 50 feet of you.

>> No.40280668

>>40280665
sorry, Im more into p'orc, jabber, bogie, and wurm smell instead

>> No.40280672

>>40280641
There are no boys on the internet, only alps, cheshires, and scamming automatons.

>> No.40280675

>>40280643
needs the poke

>> No.40280678

>>40280672
>tfw when the monsters on /4mon/ find out one of the regular drawfags is a boy

>> No.40280685

>>40280678
>drawhags

>> No.40280691

>>40280685
I'd still be drawing hags on /4mon/

>> No.40280705

>>40280257
they hunt men with their pussies, not swords

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>> No.40280712

>>40280707
very fancy royal sea slug

>> No.40280730

>>40280705
But what if they want meat (and not your meat, perv)? Gotta hunt down a demon realm beast for that.

>> No.40280747

>>40280730
The mantis profile says they can still kill things with their claws when they want to.

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>>40277908
>If you could redo your life but in MGC, would you? As in be born and grown up there
Yes.
Could I keep my memories? Even if I were born in a "normal" family without my father dying when I was 3 I still worry I'd end up as a dumb sperg without no self-awareness. My stupidity and the time I wasted, especially during my teen years, still makes me cringe every day. It's not even the exciting kind of stupid.
That is also why childhood friend scenarios kinda scare me to be honest.

>> No.40280782

>portals open
>take witches offer to relive life as childhood friends with her
We are the larp now.

>> No.40280811

>>40280762
Yeah, you get to keep your memories

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wabbit season, bitches.

>> No.40280852

>>40280707
>try to go off the edge of the map
>ghost leviathans spawn in to stop you

>> No.40280856

>>40277908
Would I still be born from the same parents? The same family?
If so, I can't help but wonder how things would be different. Surely I'd still be somewhat directionless, but then again there's still the ever present possibility of having an infinitely loving wife to help me through the worst of things that would still inevitably happen

If I can keep my parents, siblings, and memories, then yes, I'd like to start again in MGC

>> No.40280863

>>40280782
I don't know if she's ready for all that

>> No.40280867

>>40280856
Same family but now all the female side of your family are all monsters

>> No.40280881

>>40280867
What monsters?

>> No.40280908
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>>40274459

>> No.40280920

>>40280881
Depends on where you from and the myths from there

>> No.40280927

>>40280908
bitch, what the fuck are you even

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>>40280927
Not even the people in her game are sure.
>As the only known representative of her eponymous race in Rhodes Island, the enigmatic girl from Sargon codenamed "Manticore" has a very vague background.

>> No.40280975

>>40280947
weird bug but I can dig it

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>> No.40281022

>>40280956
devs straight up said 'we dont fucking know'

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>> No.40281163

>>40280852
Imagine crash landing on a planet with a bunch of alien mermaids. Lolis in the shallows, normal mermaids as you go farther in, but in the deepest parts of the oceans is the BIG girls. Hags that look like they could be a fertility goddess, muscle girls that would put an amazoness to shame, mermaids that are tall enough to use you as a teddy bear. Don't try to leave though because surrounding your new home is an abyss that goes deeper than you have ever seen. You can only imagine what horrors live down there. If you listen closely you could swear that you hear moaning and if you go out too far you may being to see a light begin to rise from the depths. By then it's too late to go back.

>> No.40281166

MGE NFT when?

>> No.40281169

>>40281163
>tfw you would just most likely float on the surface or find some dry land to live on

>> No.40281178

>>40278830
Ponchi monster girlverse when?

>> No.40281186

>>40281166
I'm not paying for a pre-generated picture of an ugly bored Kakuen when I can commission one that actually looks good.

>> No.40281207

>>40279972
>An Undead army doesn't march on it's stomach, but good food every now and then doesn't hurt.

>> No.40281219

would you join all monster wrestling gym and actual try to learn how to wrestle and grapple?

>> No.40281244
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>>40281219
Sure, but I don't know if I'm large enough to compete properly.

>> No.40281251

>>40281219
As long as it only had small and flat girls who enjoyed a bit of light ryona.

>> No.40281268

>>40281244
they will most likely have monsters around human sizes as well and I bet most would be quite willign to teach you the basics and the exercise rountine
>>40281251
then you get just as small as well for not actually wanting to learn

>> No.40281282

Being a human boy is great, I got a free membership for the gym that opened recently!

>> No.40281283

>>40281268
>you get small
What the fuck does wrestling have to do with lifting? I do that on my own time.

>> No.40281296

>>40281283
so you wanted to wrestle with small girls so you gotta be as small as them to actually learn something, you perv.

>> No.40281297

>>40281166
>connection between earth and MGE too weak for portals, but just enough for information to get through
>a danuki has a idea
>people can "buy" a waifu ticket in the form of a NFT
>this will generate a bit more energy on the earth side to strengthen the connection while allowing things to happen faster when they do open
>when the portals open the ticket serves as a long range mana mark for monsters to find their beloved...
>but earth humans all just pass it off as a cash grab and it, only three buyers in total.

>> No.40281300

>>40281296
Who said anything about learning? I just want to satisfy our mutual ryona fetish.

>> No.40281309

>>40281268
Fair enough, guess I'll start with wrestling mice, how hard can it b-
https://imgur.com/a/miSEOgy

>> No.40281310

40281300
ogey

>> No.40281314
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>>40281219
Sure I'd love to learn how to put big haughty monsters in their place

>> No.40281320

>>40274856
You mean illustrations from JOTM?

>> No.40281338

>>40281219
im built like a beanpole. someone would break my arm and we'd all go home crying.

>> No.40281345
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>>40281309
>Underestimating mice
rookie mistake

>> No.40281356

>>40281309
Anon, I think you went to wrong gym, that aint a takedown, thats oral sex
>>40281338
thats why you have to bulk up and train harder until you are not built like one and I heard monster milk is one hell of a way to bulk up

>> No.40281371

>>40281356
>Anon, I think you went to wrong gym, that aint a takedown, thats oral sex
Wait what? I was told that was a legitimate 'finishing' move!

>> No.40281383

>>40281371
so you gonna suck your foe's wiener then? alp

>> No.40281392
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>>40274459

>> No.40281400

>>40281356
>thats why you have to bulk up
but i dont wanna be bulky
i just wanna be able to defend myself, i like how i look now

>> No.40281408

>>40281383
No way! They showed me how to use my own signature move, where I eat them out instead, I've used it several times and always manage to use it once a fight! They tell me it's a powerful technique.

>> No.40281517
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>What? It's just an ordinary Elf- OH MY GOODNESS

>> No.40281524

I'm going to get a Gandharva into pirate metal.

>> No.40281529

>>40281400
it will also effect your bones and ligments, mr stringbean nor will you be all that stonger
>>40281408
>anon went to the gym of how to be an escort

>> No.40281542

>>40281400
>He doesn;t want to drink warm monster milk with a nice rice, chicken, and egg meal after whopping your own ass in training

>> No.40281564

>>40281517
>elf chases you into abandoned warehouse (why are there so many of these around?)
>it's pitch black, but you managed to lose her
>can't hear the sound of her footsteps anymore
>hear her giggle
>she's right behind you
>the last thing you see is a foot-long fluorescent tongue lick her lips before getting pounced on

>> No.40281576
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>>40274459
>Exclusive preview of the new meidobot model

>> No.40281600

>>40281564
>>40281517
where would you find these raver frog elves at?

>> No.40281616

>>40281600
There's probably some species of Swamp Elves that gets a little too into alchemy.

>> No.40281619

>>40281517
Mercy

>> No.40281634

>>40281616
swamp hags, I wonder if the lick and kisses leave posion behind?

>> No.40281662

>>40281542
not really no

>> No.40281672

Toxic dart mucus frog with black skin and neon coloured parts to make her glow in the dark, and venom to appeal to my venomslut nature.

>> No.40281681

>>40281672
imagine the high you'll get from kissing her

>> No.40281692

I have a fetish for the exotic warrior tribal woman and I feel bad about it.

>> No.40281696

>>40281672
>venom to appeal to my venomslut nature.
I hope to see you at the next Venomfest, where Monsters from the around the world gather to boast about their venom's effects on men.

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>> No.40281734

>>40281696
Ill be there. My wifes insistant.

>> No.40281740
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40281740

You know I hear foxes get their tails from the number of boy’s virginities they take so all multitailed foxes are really huge sluts

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>>40281672
I could ask my wife to hook you up with a friend. I can't believe it has been so long since this

>> No.40281753

>>40281741
She sounds lovely.

>> No.40281754
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>>40281692
Return to kot, conquistador

>> No.40281785

>>40281517
>You're looking to buy potions from me? Are ya sure, kid?
>I mean, last thing I made had some side effects.
>Unless you're looking to show off when kissing your girlfriend or somethin', I dunno if I can help ya.

>> No.40281790

>>40281740
Sounds like single tailed fox cope

>> No.40281794

>>40281754
exactly where it comes from. i love the idea of being an explorer, and getting seperated from my group then taken to her village. no idea what anyones saying, but she seems very happy to have me there. shes a lot stronger, faster and potentially smarter than me, so theres no escape either. new life, thousands of miles away from home as some kot's cumpump/husband

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>>40281740
Lies and slander.

>> No.40281807

would monsters in society discriminate against humans?

>> No.40281811

>>40281807
Yes thats why monsters bad

>> No.40281814

>>40281807
why are you like this?

>> No.40281843

The trick with anubi is to stop around 6:50, then work your way to 7:00 with individual presses.

>> No.40281852

>>40281814
just trying to make conversation

>> No.40281858

>>40281807
>trying to tie muh realism into MGE
get >>>/out/

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>> No.40281866
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40281866

I like vampires

>> No.40281869

I want a harem of bad girls

>> No.40281882

>>40281858
i dont want to go outside i want to be bullied by monster girls

>> No.40281927

https://twitter.com/oritanief/status/1539746707507802112?s=20&t=X57S1jNiqvw5naLQlJSCLQ
dodo titties
i think the dumb titties are my favorite. also evil titties, not that ms dodo is anything but an angel.

>> No.40281962

>>40281927
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>> No.40281979

>>40281962
Use Nitter
https://nitter.it/oritanief/status/1539746707507802112

>> No.40281986

>>40281927
>>40281979
BIRD TITS

And she looks so proud of them too.

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>>40281962
Guess you'll have to wait till you're 18 then anon. The shotacons can keep you entertained in the meantime.

>> No.40282009
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40282009

How do I rape the ushi before the ushi rapes me?

>> No.40282019

mgs for the best of the best of the best?

>> No.40282026

>>40282019
Eh?

>> No.40282039

>>40281994
please don't post offtopic images

>> No.40282040

>>40282009
dont let her know you exist, SUPRISE ATTACK

>> No.40282046

>>40282019
Succubus

>> No.40282054

>>40282039
Shotacons are worse monsters than monster girls. They have monstrously bad taste.

>> No.40282059
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>>40282040
But they're better at that than I.

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>>40281927
that artist is really into birds. neat.

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>>40282009
That is the neat thing, you don’t

>> No.40282086

>>40282077
Sounds like an ushi who was adopted by a cheshire

>> No.40282090

>>40282009
honest answer? probably cant. also, maybe dont?

>> No.40282108

>>40281861
She big

>> No.40282143
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>>40282108
Make
More
Moos

>> No.40282146

>>40282143
Oops, didn't mean to reply

>> No.40282147

>>40282143
I will not touch the cow

>> No.40282148

I'm glad at least one person responded.

>> No.40282150

>Wife wrapping your arm around her shoulder to help you walk around the house after she fucks you senseless the night before, and granted you a day of recovery before The Venom comes again
>Flayerwife having consensual, romantic sex with you instead of raping you because she cares about you and likes to see you happy and prefers it when you nuzzle into her at your own will
>Wife staring at you waiting for the venom she put in your drink to kick in with visible, slightly unsettling anticipation on her face
>The demon you summon quickly escaping the summoning circle to make sure you havent hurt yourself in the summoning process, and quickly giving you some of her energy so you can marry her sooner
>Cuddling with march hare wife, the two of you getting hornier and hornier and eventually fucking eachother to sleep
>eldritchmage wife showing you the cosmos, and the planet the demons of chaos reside on
>Ratawife writing an article on the Makai elections while you fall alseep on her shoulder
>Apophis wife coiling you up, biting you, and opening the hole full of mummy momsters and slowly lowering you in, your lethargic, horny body unable to resist their assault
This has been a list of my monster girl related fantasies. Good day.

>> No.40282157

>Adopted by a Kitsune as an infant, she's been your mother your whole life
>As far as you can tell she's a normal woman who works from home and spends as much time as she can with you
>As you get older, you notice that a disproportionate number of your classmates are also Kitsune, and that they all maintain an almost professional attitude towards you
>This comes to a head when you get bullied in high school only to catch those same Kitsune taking turns roughing the guy up pretty bad only to scatter when they notice your presence
>You confront your mother about it and she insists that she has no idea what you're talking about, but she fixates on the guy who got his ass kicked tripping you earlier in the day
>The next day you learn that all of your teachers suddenly retired or left to teach at other schools and have been replaced by Kitsune
>In addition, that guy got moved to a different class
>Your mother continues to insist that she has no idea what you're talking about when you press her for answers, but that night you hear her screaming at someone over the phone and using words and phrases you never would have dreamed she would ever say as she threatens to, quote, "give somebody a cement enema" if her orders are questioned one more time
>A few days after that she sits you down and begins the incredibly awkward task of presenting you folders with pictures and biographic data of the same Kitsune in your class and asking you which one you like
>Noticing your hesitance to respond and misinterpreting it as indecision, she adds that you can pick more than one if you want
>You're now convinced that your mother isn't quite who she claims to be

>> No.40282162

>>40282146
No you're right, there needs to be more cow foxes.

>> No.40282165

>wife asking for piggy back rides
>wife asking to push her on the swing
>wife using her baphomet given sheer magical power to gas a school of holstaurs with lolification gas "just so they can try it for a while"

>> No.40282166

>>40276297
you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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>>40282143
he's got a point

>> No.40282183

>>40276297
no anything-archy
fucking gay
leave me be on my eldritch commune

>> No.40282184

>>40282143
When does she get released to the game?

>> No.40282193

fIrst ee ofre the human aj alcojolix brevrage
THEN WE FCKINHG GTO HIM!

>> No.40282203

>>40282193
did ya get him? more importantly, did you get consent?

>> No.40282212

>>40282165
I fucking love baphomets. Doing maou's work.

>> No.40282224

>>40282203
Men dress like they beg for it so the consent is defaulted
t. Dragon

>> No.40282247

>>40282165
>anons feeling the cravings again
>goes to the usual place, a local playground
>there she is, a baphomet in a trench coat under the jungle gym
>she's waves a little packet of powder as anon draws closer
>5 minutes later anons snorting lines of fairy powder off a baphos belly
the good life

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>>40274459

>> No.40282261
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40282261

anything to report?

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>> No.40282268

>>40282261
No, there still aren't portals and we're still alone in the universe.

>> No.40282270

Drunken question:
Would a banshee have banshee children, or children of whatever species she was before becoming undead?

Response needed, my gf can't stop crying and wants pickles and peach ice cream

>> No.40282273
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>>40282261
I can't decide if I want my hag cows to have sultry moos or cute moos

>> No.40282288
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40282288

Can Shoggoth open portals to other dimensions?

>> No.40282292

>>40282288
probably not

>> No.40282306

>>40282288
Can Shaw, Goth?

>> No.40282312
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>>40282288
she can open the shog dimension but thats pretty much it

>> No.40282315

>>40282288
they're more suited to manual labor.
you got any dirt that needs moving?

>> No.40282316

>>40282270
I'm fairly sure being undead is hereditary, not to mention Banshees are their own thing, so regular monsterization rules should apply.
>>40282288
Shog powers are kinda overstated in fanon.

>> No.40282318

>>40282312
Is there anything in the shog dimension besides shog?

>> No.40282319

It took me getting high to realize Zipangu was just how the Dutch/Portuguese heard the name 'Japan' with the accent the native Japanese have.

>> No.40282325

>>40282318
there's some goths but not much else.

>> No.40282329

>>40282318
pictures of mastah and gifts from mastah at her mastah shrine

>> No.40282331

>>40282318
love hangs thickly in the air

>> No.40282338
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RADIOOOOOOOOO

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>>40282318
>besides shog
that's all you need anon

>> No.40282355

>>40282338
I don't like the look of this dog. She seems suspicious

>> No.40282358

>>40282319
Zipangu is what the Chinese used to call it, not the natives.

>> No.40282361
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40282361

>>40274459
the REAL green menace

>> No.40282365

>>40282341
I need something besides shogfood and my shogputer in my shoghouse with shogwalls and shogwindows. Even the lint in the dryer is shog. Get me out.

>> No.40282367
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40282367

>>40274459

>> No.40282372
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>> No.40282373

>>40275573
hehe ha ha ha really funny shartmerican joke, please tell an another one, faggot
>>>/int/

>> No.40282377

>>40282365
You could go for a walk to the shogpark.

>> No.40282382

>>40282365
maybe you could go shogging outside and get some fresh shog

>> No.40282383

>>40282372
Hiss!

>> No.40282390

>>40282288
No but I'm sure powerful Shogs can create a room-sized Shog Realm inside themselves

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40282413

>>40274459

>> No.40282418

>>40282413
axolotl acute

>> No.40282428

>>40282413
Smol lizard following me on my adventures.

>> No.40282440

>>40282428
they're considered salamanders but i'm not sure how salamanders feel about that

>> No.40282442

>>40282440
>Eh? A salamander? But where's her flaming tail?
>Water Salamanders? Anon, did you take a brick to the head or something?

>> No.40282451

1-800 mofu? this isn't my brand

>> No.40282458

i want a manticore but with the personality of giovanna from guilty gear. extra layed back lazy manticore with a whole lot of power and a whole lot of confidence.

>> No.40282464

>>40282458
huh?

>> No.40282471

>>40282464
manticore
with the personality of giovanna from guilty gear
lazy, confident, chill, powerful

>> No.40282473

>>40282372
Wo I really should not stick my penis in there, however.

>> No.40282477

>>40282473
good man

>> No.40282478
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40282478

I heard you liked honey

>> No.40282482

>>40282478
undead queen bee
you 'die' when you have sex with her in the same way that the undead grey lamantation mushrooms kill you, like the suicide sex bees do, but this time your balls dont explode

>> No.40282492

>>40282482
i want my balls to explode insider her if you get what i mean

>> No.40282507

>>40282482
they might go into wasp defense mode when you enter the hive too and you find yourself smothered by workerbees

>> No.40282512

>>40282478
Everyone always talks about milk all the time when beegirls can give you something even better

>> No.40282515

>>40282471
What?

>> No.40282519

What are your thoughts in this fox?

>> No.40282520

>>40282519
Damn foxes and their tricks.

>> No.40282521

i wonder what it’s like to be found by an automaton

>> No.40282525
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>>40282521
Relieving. You're in good hands now.

>> No.40282544

>>40282525
I do not not understand this ship

>> No.40282558
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>>40282544
I just thought it was cute. I enjoy gynoids fawning over men.

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>> No.40282575

>>40282566
slosh

>> No.40282576

>>40282519
Invisible foxes are the most dangerous ones of all.

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>>40282261

>> No.40282594
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>>40282576

>> No.40282603

>>40282594
pic
>a man being toyed with hidden foxes with them whispering mofu in his ear

>> No.40282610
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>>40282603
A dangerous game. If they're not careful he'll fall into a depression due to lack of mofu.

>> No.40282625
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>>40282610
I know I did.

>> No.40282648

>>40282515
what do you not understand

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>>40282594

>> No.40282667

>>40282492
i genuinely did not understand what you meant for a few seconds and thought you meant you wanted to have bigger balls.

>> No.40282673

>>40282507
undead worker bees at that. an already unstoppable swarm made ravenous and hungry.

>> No.40282677

>>40282667
i want to put balls in vagene then EXPAND BALLS

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>>40282677

>> No.40282703

>>40282687
What she does to the protagonist of Milking Farm is my headcanon on what manticore venom does.

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>>40274459

>> No.40282749
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40282749

so when are you going to find a moth and finally settle down?

>> No.40282764

>>40282566
She looks like she just spotted some dumb Anon using one of the machines incorrectly and she's about to go yell at them.

>> No.40282772

>>40282764
Poor Anon is a cardio bunny, he's out of his element!

>> No.40282782
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"You're a slave to history. Even after the Calamity. you and your ilk fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people... You solely are responsible for this."
"What do yo have to show for yourself, Anon? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the world will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up."
"You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this outcome!"
"I am Polovean! You think I take joy in fighting in my homeland!? Fighting my own people!? If you never showed up, I never would have lost everything I have."
"I should have defeated you when I had the chance. Just think! How many have you felled, Anon!?"
"If I had beaten you over Dark Rock, this war would have been over by now. I was a mistake. I intend to correct that. You know, they used to call me obsessed over you. Now, they call me their solution."
"Its me and you now. No distractions. No wingmen or comic relief side-characters. No war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best fighter. Every safety is coming off. No second chances."
"Anon. You use the name of a dead celebrity, but what do you have fame over? The irrelevant? To be edgy and contrarian? The monstergirls and our demon lord is fighting for peace and love in this world and you are denying so many people and lives of that!"
"The people of the lands afflicted by this war and you and your ilk's actions. Do you know what you have taken from them?! Their homes! And for what!?!? To secede from the world, to remain 'pure' and 'human!?' What? You think you can fight this war again in fifty years time as you and your ilk eventually grow old, withered and decrepid!? Do you really think History will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here!"
"How does it feel to not have a country? To no have borders to define yourself against the world? How does it feel to not have ANY loved ones!?"
"Monstergirl-kind and our demon lord is building a new reality for mankind to be in peace and be loved! Our chance to be in a prosperous loving world! And this is how you've dealt with it!?!?"
"This is my Home! Here we are, fighting for Polove's Soul. This is the deal you made, right!?"
"What happens when you shoot me down!? Can you even think!? What will you return to!? Who will be your special girl or loving wife you will return to!? Where will you go!? We all know how this ends! So go ahead, shoot me down and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today!"
"The rest of the New World and New Reality and even the demon lord herself will try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!"

>> No.40282809

my head hurts from so many words

>> No.40282818

>>40282749
Moths find you. Somehow they are experts at breaking into bedrooms.

>> No.40282825

>>40282809
On the other hand, if that anon applied the enter key for any of those quotes. We'd be getting "REEEE Reddit spacing!" "What's that!? You hit the enter key after typing down five sentences? Reee! Reddit Spacing! This is 4chan and we're too kewl for fucking grammar and paragraphs!"

>> No.40282834

Did i ask you? for an answer, shitstain?I wish you stopped wasting your time with shit like that

>> No.40282835

>>40282772
for some reason i mostly associate mamano gyms with tall, toned, overly friendly wererabbits/march hares and also opportunistic ghouls waiting for a chance to rip off your pants and start sucking when your arms are occupied.

>> No.40282837
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>40282782

>> No.40282841

>>40282825
who knows? i figure he said some dumb shit because it got filtered.

>> No.40282847

>>40282834
Calm down, I was trying to humor against the wall of text above. But I digress.

>> No.40282854

>>40282847
understandable

>> No.40282902
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>You are given the choice to immigrate to either Athel Loren or Naggaroth

>> No.40282908
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40282908

>>40274459

>> No.40282916

>>40282902
>human with pointy ears or gorilla with pointy ears
Neither please. I only want actual monster girls.

>> No.40282926

>>40282916
dont respond to that thing

>> No.40282935 [SPOILER] 
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>>40282809

>> No.40282939

>>40282935
oh look, my spirit animal and guide.

>> No.40282943

>>40282935
Thank you, wurm sensei. I'll just fuck!

>> No.40282946
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40282946

good night anons. im working on a story, which ill be writing more of in the time i can. heres a banshee. isnt she cool?

>> No.40282952

>>40282939
So some anons get a guardian angel who 'protects them from lewdness', and some other anons get a spirit monster girl? neat.

>> No.40282970

>that thing exactly 5 images above me
aaaand its over.
it was a nice run lads, see you in MGE.

>> No.40282982

>>40282935
Wurm knows best!

>> No.40282985

>>40282946
to think that it was it took to make an elf interesting

>> No.40283008

>>40282985
>the only good elf is, in fact, a dead elf

>> No.40283020

>>40283008
oh i thought it was a huge chest and a backless shirt

>> No.40283021

>>40282902
Fun fact: that's the same elf before and after getting a tan.

>> No.40283022

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sign up for the junior anubis training program.
This will let them keep your schedule in check, remind you of upcoming appointments, and generally make sure that you don't forget anything.
Just be sure to reward her with snacks on occasion for all the good work.

>> No.40283024

>>40283022
! !

>> No.40283035

trapped in a haunted house, infested with 8 monster girls hunting you. they want to make you their husband. the whispering madness in the basement, lustful and debaucherous, wanting nothing but me me me, got me. i couldnt resist her sweet nothings. i am hers now, in the depths off the perfect void, our own lewd and eternal paradice. forever. just me and her. a perfect, blissful forever.

>> No.40283038

Megalomania!

>> No.40283045

>>40283038
i like ms apophis

>> No.40283061

>>40283045
i like mine

>> No.40283063

>>40280412
You know, I could easily picture that being what MGE Mara looks like. The only question is if she's adult or loli Kama.

>> No.40283070

trapped in your succubus wife's clothes, pressed against her body, forced to breath in her pheromones, being milked relentlessly.

>> No.40283095

she foollowed you home. the eros machine demands your touch. your love. your lust.

>> No.40283115
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>>40283035
I had a game idea like this once. Old school Resident Evil style survival "horror" game in a big, spooky mansion populated by a family of big, spooky Regura hags that want to make you theirs. Each one is like Mr. X or the Bakers, dynamically wandering and chasing you around the map, and each one has her own set of abilities.

>> No.40283127

>>40282935
how do I "fuck"?

>> No.40283179
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>>40278660
some of them plain let you do it and others may or may not rape you instead, either way, not very "moral compass" of you anon

>> No.40283321
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gotewife

>> No.40283329
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>>40283321
gotewives

>> No.40283334

>>40283321
Give goat milk

>> No.40283337
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>>40283321
>>40283329
sheep

>> No.40283344
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>>40283337
Sheepwives.

>> No.40283347
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>>40283321
Gote

>> No.40283357
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>>40283337
comfy sheep

>> No.40283372
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>>40283347
Your gote appears to be naked

>> No.40283374

What are the best stories/greentexts involving momsters?

>> No.40283382

I want my wives to dry hump me due to how unbelievably horny for my dick.

>> No.40283386
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farmgirls are best girls

>> No.40283391
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>>40283372
As she should be.

>> No.40283399
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>>40283386
what about the wolves that try to sneak in and bully your girls and steal your underwear?

>> No.40283404

>>40283391
Goats should have fluffy pubes and pits. It's the law.

>> No.40283409
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>>40283399
my gotes are vicious
they will hold her down and strip her for trying

>> No.40283414

>>40283399
Wolves can't steal your underwear if you go commando

>> No.40283439

>>40283414
>going commando
>giving your farm girls a big target to look at while you try to work
poor things will keep walking into things looking at your bulge

>> No.40283459

>>40283439
>big target
You are giving anon too much credit.

>> No.40283513

>>40283439
Hey that's their problem to deal with

>> No.40283527
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>>40282782
>Crimson I dragon mamono that lost her sanity because she obssessed over you in the battlefield
bros, I don't think its possible to fix her
based project wingman anon

>> No.40283530

>Anon's deepest, darkest secret he never wants his waifu to find out
>it's not that he cheats on his diet or is a dom or failed the grade school math test or anything like that
>its that he's a HUGE adrenaline junkie into parkour, extreme skateboarding, bungee jumping, all that jazz
>he dreads the day Anubis waifu finds out the real reason he dislocated his shoulder last month

>> No.40283539

>>40283530
>real reason he dislocated his shoulder last month
what was the fake excuse?

>> No.40283549

>>40283539
"I fell down the stairs."

>> No.40283552

>>40283539
>what was the fake excuse
slipped down the stairs
it's a classic

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>>40283549
>>40283552
>I fell down the stairs
>next day the stairs in your house is gone
good job

>> No.40283591

>>40283567
>trivial reasons to learn warp magic: reason 7

>> No.40283606
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40283606

real gote hours

>> No.40283622

>>40283567
>2 weeks later
>yeah honey, I tore a muscle, got roughed up bad
>why? well, uh....I fell down the ramp. yeah. They're not stairs anymore, but they're still slippery!

>> No.40283635

>>40283622
>your house is somehow single story the next day

>> No.40283637

>>40283606
Scary Wendi

>> No.40283661

>>40283635
>I fell down
>yeah, slipped and fell a full storey down
>what can I say? Im a klutz!
Anon's well of excuses isnt running dry anytime soon

>> No.40283754

>>40283567
Give Autism Wan some legos so she doesn't end up remodeling your house as a pyramid.

>> No.40283818
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>>40283382
>be anon necromancer
>want a kickass summon to solo difficult raids
>raise an ancient dragon from the dead
>oh fuck you forgot how this world works these days
>now you have to endure the weird looks people give you when she dry humps you in public and keeps muttering obscene phrases
>and she won't allow to be left alone, even for a minute
>you were always a recluse, but shopping became even more awkward
>on the upside, she goes full retard strength if you can convince her that the raid boss wants to steal you away from her

>> No.40283865

>>40283818
>as anon fucks her, she slowly gets smarter
>anon decides to teach her some.magic to help him stomp raid bosses for the street cred
>eventually becomes a fully powered dracolich who makes raid bosses shudder, and is a raid boss herself in her own right
>still a clingy obscene retard

>> No.40283878

>>40283818
Can I get a flat one?

>> No.40283930

>>40283818
>>40283865
DracoLich wives deserve many daughters. I plan top give her all of the Daughters so they can be her Minibosses.

>> No.40283933

>>40283606
>meet some guy online
>you both bond over how much you like hiking alone off trails
>swap stories and best spots to wander alone and out of earshot
>he invites you to some woods near his house
>super pumped to meet him
>park and walk four miles into the forest with a six pack to split with your new friend
>pic related is there waiting for you
Every time. What's a man got to do to bro down in the woods with his buddies? I wore the "Wife Bad" shirt and everything.

>> No.40283951

>>40283933
>walks in your skin
>nothing personnel kid

>> No.40283959

>>40283933
fuck it just kill me quick i guess

>> No.40283964

>>40283930
>when you are socially retarded and hate asking people to party up
>just make your own party
the real life version of multiboxing

>> No.40284020

>>40283865
She'd be the absent minded professor.

>> No.40284031

>>40283964
Last time I tried that my daughters started raping me.

>> No.40284034
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What if I want a normal dragon and not a zombie dragon.

>> No.40284118
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>>40284034
>posting a normal dragon kills the thread
this kills the dragon

>> No.40284140

>>40284118
It's midsummer eve, man. Now is the time to gather seven herbs under your pillow to dream of your future partner.

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-writing "built for Big Paladin Cock" under pictures of high ranking extremist officer on imageboards is actualy risky
-I got fired from the job I worked so hard for
+I got hired in a simmilar line of works
+Dark Knight has cooler abilities, and wife says I look better in the new armor

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>>40284140
>dream of nothing
Well shit

>> No.40284173

>>40284031
>hydra manticore boss was too busy masturbating to the scene to do anything
and that's how anon got the nickname "Dragonporn"

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>>40284165
Stop trying to have magical dreams. Let them come to you.

>> No.40284291

>>40284235
Those front legs look wrong.

>> No.40284411

Are jabberwocks secretly the best kissers?

Think about it, they have three mouths to practice with at all times.

>> No.40284428

What they don't want you to know is that hagville is basically silent hill.

>> No.40284446
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>>40282143
yes that is all I want to do

>> No.40284521

>>40284446
Multimoo?

>> No.40284643

>>40284140
A few days ago I dreamt that I was the protagonist of a monster girl dating sim. I saw a red headed vampire crying by herself and decided she needed a hug. Turns out she was mildly yandere and hugging her is a guaranteed way to get her ending. She was very clingy and had a tendency to glare at people who try to interrupt our alone time, but she was pretty cute. I'm not usually a fan of vampires, but I'd wife her if she was real.

>> No.40284668

>>40283063
Outside of her name, Fgo Kama/Mara seems more appropriate for the Fallen God to me. One of her forms is even blue.

>> No.40284802

It's simple.
If a monster girl has horns then she is satanic, thus marrying one would be heretical.
You have the Church's blessing if she doesn't have horns.

>> No.40284814

>>40284802
What about unicorns?

>> No.40284919
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>>40283818

>> No.40284971

>>40284814
They practice voodoo healing magic, very heretical.

>> No.40285021

>>40284971
If you have proof of a unicorn practicing evil magic, then show me. Because all the pictures I see of unicorns are pure

>> No.40285351

>>40285021
Voodoo is not evil per se, just ethnic.

>> No.40285489

>>40285351
Either way, I've never seen unicorns do anything unholy or satanic. So if you're going to make those claims against them, you're gonna have to provide proof.

>> No.40285606
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>>40285489
Horns are dangerous.

>> No.40285653

Imagine being gently held by a big oni.

>> No.40285687

>>40281163
>you are a convict, welded into a makeshift submarine and forced to explore an alien ocean
>a friendly mermaid is trying to free you, but you cannot see her as the submarine has no windows and only a single low-resolution camera
>all you know is that the proximity alarm is going off when it shouldn't, and something is frantically banging and scraping against the hull

>> No.40285748

>>40285489
I saw one gore a married husband the other day just because he had sex with his wife.

>> No.40285837
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>>40285687
Is this just Iron Lung but with mamonos? Not gonna lie, the thought mermaids trying to help you out of the suicide sub is pretty cute. in the end they call in a kraken and she's the one that's strong enough to break into the sub and get you out

>> No.40285864

>>40285837
Aqualung with mamonos when?

>> No.40285903

>>40285687
>you're approaching crush depth
>proximity alert goes off
>the radar shows that whatever it is, it's bigger than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3vQj9ECtcU

>> No.40285916

>>40285864
Jethro Tull Aqualung?

>> No.40285923

>>40285903
the graphics in that game are so poor I actually had to stop playing

>> No.40285934

>>40285916
Yes. I want a smelly hobo mamono eyeing little boys with bad intent.

>> No.40285947

>>40285606
Only if the unicorn is shorter than you. Thankfully, I'm only 5'9" and centaur types tend to be taller than humans, so I should be good
>>40285748
Lies and slander!

>> No.40286004

>>40285923
???

>> No.40286053

>>40286004
It's off topic but I really need to tell someone that I actually got sick when I saw the ghost leviathan.
I don't like sea dweller monsters much either.

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>>40286053
OK

>> No.40286078

>>40286061
I think it's how goopy they look.

>> No.40286150

>>40286061
squish

>> No.40286181

>>40286150
Do not squish the cnidarians

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thred ded, lich not available to revive it

>> No.40286544
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>>40286523
Can we fix it?

>> No.40286553

>>40286523
Kuudere monster deserves a clingy boyfriend.

>> No.40286554

>>40286544
Ganbatte Gremmy!

>> No.40286634

Post your best unicorn pics please!

>> No.40286640

A distinct lack of hagposting...

>> No.40286647

>>40286544
No. Shit's fucked. Shouldn't have let the dung beetle girl in.

>> No.40286662

>>40286544
We have the technology.

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>>40286647
I give chase!

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New Chapter of overwheming might!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30100299/chapters/99786396

>> No.40286706

>>40286640
I want to marry a baphomet and make her feel young again

>> No.40286715

>>40286706
Hairy hag baphomet!

>> No.40286716

>>40286675
And the thread ain't so dead no more

>> No.40286724

>>40286640
A distinct lack of unicorn posting

>> No.40286740

>>40286675
Yay, thanks beast

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>>40286724
Correct.

>> No.40286791

>>40286716
>>40286740
thanks bros
might put up a thing what what i might wright nest

>> No.40286803

>>40286791
Slow down there, sparky.

>> No.40286819

>>40286803
Why should I-
>wright nest
Ah. sorry

>> No.40286843

>>40286819
Now if it was a Wight nest of some kind...

>> No.40286864

>>40286843
Undead harpies

>> No.40286870

>>40286864
Ghost wings

>> No.40286909
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There’s something nice about vampires getting all flustered when being intimate with their servant. Seeing her bright red in embarrassment is just divine.

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This is a public service announcement brought to you by Men Opposing Fluff United. What ever you do, do not touch a fox's tail. They may look innocent, but they are far from harmless. Even the smallest fox has enough mofu to doom a man to a lifetime of dependency to fluffing tails. Always remember: life is tough when you're on the fluff.

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>>40286909
>"H-hold my han....? Oh, how uncouth! The nerve of a lowly servant to ask for such a p-perverse, dreadful act! I should have you put in irons, you mongrel!"
5 minutes of blustering, laughable justification later
>"N-not like that! Don't...don't run your fingers between mine like tha- ngh! No, please, don't tenderly rub my wrist! This is too much! S-servant, I command you to sto- ahh! Not the other hand, too!"

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>> No.40287081

>>40286775
A very beautiful mare!

>> No.40287088

>>40286993
The blush makes her look like she's alive again.

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>> No.40287182

>>40286909
>>40286993
How many daughters does it take to make a vampire drop the tsun act?

>> No.40287191

>>40287113
What kind of maid spills a whole jar of strawberry jam on her uniform? I'm calling the Meido Academy about this.

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40287205

Relaxing with Gazer-chan

>> No.40287255

>>40287182
Just one, or you becoming an incubus. Vampires become far more open when that happens.

>> No.40287347

Unicorn or bicorn?

Who you got?

>> No.40287361
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If you're going to go with a girl with wings, don't pick vampires. Make the smart choice.

>> No.40287367

>>40287347
whitehorn or pass

>> No.40287375

>>40287361
The smart choice is always the girl with the biggest boobs.

>> No.40287378

>flustered kissy vampire
>>40281009
Yet again, LN laid the concept out best

>> No.40287395

>>40287378
A request I was very happy to get back.

>> No.40287397

>>40287367
Whitehorn is a good choice too but wasn't one of the options

>> No.40287408

>>40287397
goodbye horses

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>>40282782
>>40283527
Even sadder: dragon mamono Crimson 1 is crazy psycho after learning Monarch is already in a relationship with Prez.

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>>40286909
>loli vampire is haughty and confident after she enters through your bedroom window to suck your blood
>ends up as a blushing mess on all fours, presenting her fat ass to a "damn lowly human" during lust-filled anal copulation

>> No.40287599
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>>40287361
Owls are very smart

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>>40287599
They're unwashed, aggressive, and weird.

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>>40287632
Rude

>> No.40287736

>>40287658
owls are cannibalistic?!?

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>>40274459

>> No.40287794

>>40287736
owls evolved their large eyes to be able to hunt other birds at night.

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>>40287908
What an ugly Gazer. That's what she gets for associating with trash species like a reject Unicorn and the angel slut.

>> No.40288007

>>40287970
I hope you get gnawed on by a pack of siths

>> No.40288074

>>40288007
nta but sounds like heaven. Even if I only want one sith.

>> No.40288105

>>40287908
>two-legged unicorn
This is cursed

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>>40287908
>no horsepussy
Heresy.

>> No.40288169

>loli mermaid flopping the ground like a fish out of water, demanding to be carried

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>> No.40288197
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>>40287487
You've really though of this.

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>>40288007

>> No.40288266

>>40288112
I wanna defile a unicorn so badly

>> No.40288274

gazer is inferior to wock in both softness and height

>> No.40288321

>>40288274
Tall and thicc Gazer would be unbeatable.

>> No.40288328

>>40288321
also lacks mouth tentacles to make out with

>> No.40288343

>>40288328
One mouth is enough, she can stare at you better instead.

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>>40288274
Wock's a softie, alright.

>> No.40288365

>>40287487
Can she get pregnant?

>> No.40288378

>>40288343
damn, it must hurt to have taste this bad
>>40288357
Yeah and? I wanna make that fat wock happy! unlike the mean gremlin gazer

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>>40288197
It's hard to not think about things like this when seeing all the haughty undead lolis and their big butts.

>> No.40288423

>>40288343
>>40288357
>>40288274
Are jabberwocks secretly the best kissers of all monster girls?
Think about it, they have 3 mouths to practice with since birth

>> No.40288435

>>40288378
Yeah, bad taste in three mouths. Quality over quantity.

>> No.40288445

>>40288423
ye, that be true andthat how they masturbate, thinking of their beloved while they kiss their extra mouths

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>challenge salamander to a fight
>she refuses because you are too weak
>call her a cocktarice and make clucking noises at her
>get instalossed by her

>> No.40288497

>>40288462
a better one
>Challange older mature sally to a fight
>she refuses sinc you are tooo weak
>She takes you under her wing
>Teaches how to fight, survive, and how to live in the wild
>After 4 years of training with your sensei, you finally fight
>It was a close fight but you managed to pin her and make her tap out
>You get emotional you kiss her
>She decides to teach how to sex

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>>40288365
Well duh.

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>> No.40288512

>>40288503
cute zombie

>> No.40288580

>>40288503
They're waiting for you Gordon. In the test chamberrrrr

>> No.40288591

>>40288500
Her baby is going to be only a few years younger than her!

>> No.40288605
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>>40288591
Like 500.

>> No.40288667

>>40288605
That's true for Flandre, though a random mge loli vampire might be actually young.

>> No.40288699

I want to fall into monsokyo in the middle of a festival

>> No.40288716

>>40288503
I want to creampie a corpse

>> No.40288813

Which monster can make eye feel better?

>> No.40288825

>>40288813
Gazer will make eyes an erogenous zone

>> No.40288900

>>40279290

T. Unicorn

>> No.40288903

>>40288825
i dont think licking my eyeball would make it feel better

>> No.40288960

>>40287487
I want an Alice who acts like a blushing, stammering mess when presented with romantic, sweet, or lewd things, but gets haughty and confident during sex!

>> No.40288971

>>40288716
You don't need monstergirls for that.

>> No.40288978

>>40288971
ew

>> No.40289039
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>>40288903
yet

>> No.40289082

>>40284919
I don't remember this page

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>>40288971
That you do not.

>> No.40289144

oi, go suck some depressed fags instead

>> No.40289219
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>>40274459

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>I am an enchantress. There are some who call me... Tina .

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>> No.40289235

>>40289229
Tina IS CUTE CUTEEEEE!

>> No.40289246

>>40289230
Is this the lady who helped this guy>>40285687

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MGR RPG update doko?

>> No.40289258

another month, added

>> No.40289327

y u no have monster gf, anon. it been 2 years in MGC and no gf. I ashamed of you

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marry foxes

>> No.40289351

>>40289219
damn shes getting spread wide open down there

>> No.40289365

>>40289335
nah, im going to marry those tengus that make bunbunmaru news

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>>40289327
and then anon was monster gf

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>>40289365
!

>> No.40289421

>>40289405
ah yes, gimme that better reporter

>> No.40289456

>>40289380
a perfect horror story for the ages to tell you son so he actually gets a monster gf

>> No.40289511

Say due to circumstances, your only chance ever for a monster wife was of a true centaur species. None of that bipedal stuff. A true, four-legged centaur.
>centaur
>unicorn
>white horn
>night mare
Would you go for it or stick with a foever human?

Not including bicorn since you won't have a chance at multiple wives

>> No.40289524

is all magic horny magic or is it just that monster mages favor horny magic?

>> No.40289534

>>40289380
imagine trying to hook your bro up. internet friends so never realize they alp.

>> No.40289537

>>40287632
Simon Cowell your days are numbered

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>>40289254

>> No.40289546

>>40289524
The latter. All mamono are infected with succubus mana.

>> No.40289558

I love 500-year-old hags.

>> No.40289573

>>40289335
Want a cute, petite kitsune-tsuki.

>> No.40289581

>>40289546
do Anti-Horny bats work against them?

>> No.40289593

>>40289380
And russian, damn.

>> No.40289597

>>40289593
Russian monster good or bad?

>> No.40289601

>>40289558
500 year old white horn
>eagle eye ranger
>owns a large lodge in a mountain valley near Winterstown
>extremely desperate for a man
>expertly conceals her desperation
>will go full, violent rapist on the first man to accept an invitation to her lodge
>makes the best hot chocolate and cookies within a 1000 mile radius

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>>40289511
Does she have to be a horse?

>> No.40289615

>>40289597
sexy accents
>>40289601
im going to train near her and push to my limits and one day faint

>> No.40289638

>>40289610
Horse or deer.

>> No.40289666

>>40289610
very long tail

>> No.40289682

>>40289601
imagine one day some guy gets into her lodge while she was away(taking shelter from the cold)

>> No.40289696

>>40289682
She might think its an illusion and believe him not to be real at all and her age is finally catching up to her

>> No.40289698

>>40289597
kikis are very good, yes. made for impregnating over the dinner table

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>>40289698
Anon no, you don't fuck where you eat.

>> No.40289735

>>40289725
You're not supposed to eat the kiki.

>> No.40289750

>>40289735
you have to be a good mastah and atleast 69 your maid once on a while, anon

>> No.40289756

>>40289725
>record scratch, freeze frame
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this sticky situation...

>> No.40289835

>>40289682
>she notices him through the window before she enters
>excitement and horniness overtakes
>she stealthily enters without him noticing
>she locks the door behind her
>rape ensues

>> No.40289934

Post your best Whitehorn pics please!

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>>40274459

>> No.40289998

>>40289971
Cool pic. Well done.
But it's not a rapey winter deer. Try again.

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>>40289934

>> No.40290030

>>40290016
thats a wendi, anon

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>>40290030
right, sorry

>> No.40290144

>>40290077
That's a snow ape, not a white horn

>> No.40290183

>>40289750
My maid is a shog! We don't just 69, we involve quaternion numbers as well!

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>>40290144
shit. okay, this one will be a white horn, promise.

>> No.40290271

>>40290197
No sir, that's an ice spirit.

>> No.40290299

>>40290271
i guess i dont understand the assignment

>> No.40290314

>>40290299
White horn, fren. Post pics of white horns. They're centaur-like monster girls that resemble reindeer. They tend to be fashionable, and they have white hair.

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>"Post your best X pics please!" poster gets dabbed on

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>>40290314
ooooh. i get it, you want white horns. got it, here they are

>> No.40290470

>>40290430
Sorry fren, you still got it wrong. That's a bovine girl. Cervine girl is what I'm looking for. Also you missed the centaur-like part. She should be four-legged like a centaur

>> No.40290489

Which species has the highest rate of men who become mind-broken?

>> No.40290499

>>40290489
Greenworm

>> No.40290506

>>40290489
Dormouse

>> No.40290532

Gotta sleep. I'll try again later for the white horn pics when more frens are around.

Nighty night, frens

>> No.40290571

>>40290430
>milk
How about some sugar

>> No.40290662
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Imagine being seduced by a Demon loli. At first you think it's just a cheeky brat with a childish crush, but as the flirting gets more blatant and the sexual tension gets higher over the days you'll quickly realize she's more serious than that. Not only that, but you find yourself flirting back in increasingly explicit ways as she's subtly goading you into being lewder while using all the tricks in the book like grinding against your lap and showing off her lingerie to you in lewd poses.
Eventually she outright says you can fuck her all you want if you sign her contract, eliminating all possibility of misunderstanding. The only ways it can end are succumbing to temptation and signing the contract, or succumbing to temptation and giving her rape correction, or keeping seducing her back until she's the one who can't hold back and gives herself to you. And she's probably been leading you towards all three options on purpose, seeing which one will happen first.

The definition of damn female kid

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ded

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>>40289405
i love dumb hats

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>>40290713
I love dumb harpies

>> No.40290759

Give me your best wholesome sheep scenarios

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>>40290759
Spending quality bonding time with plenty of physical affection during her monthly shearing.

>> No.40290824

>>40290792
Can't believe crab gave me a thing for shearing...

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>>40290759
sheep (she loves you)

>> No.40290848

>>40290759
>get cornered by a flock
>they all have a children of the corn tier look of crazy in their eyes

>> No.40290865

>>40290848
How do they expect me to cuddle them all?

>> No.40290870

>>40290848
That's just their heat.

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>>40290489
Hellhound tied with Cheshire.

>> No.40290904

>>40290489
i thought that was one of those temporary statuses you can sleep off

>> No.40290928
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>>40289405

>> No.40290934

>>40290865
>Anon moments before being submerged in a cuddle pile

>> No.40290958

>>40290883
Hellhound mindbreak
>always itching for your next hit of neck fluff
>you start to twitch and whine whenever your hellhound isn't within sight or earshot
>being protected is now sexually arousing
Cheshire mindbreak
>paranoia about whether opening a door/cabinet/anything will mean getting a faceful of chesh butt
>subconsciously attracted the the colors purple and black
>dumb jokes that used to make you scoff now make you guffaw for hours
Mindflayer mindbreak
>peaceful, pleasant haze
>sometimes too relaxed to even notice if you're a man or a squid at a given moment
>instant agreement to anything miss flayer wishes

>> No.40290986

>>40290826
That's a lot of fluff

>> No.40291028 [DELETED] 

Monstergirls refusing to ever mother children in response to the horrendous anti-women legislative strike!

>> No.40291039

Don't respond to the bait, instead post wholesome pics

>> No.40291041

I have been awoken from my nap, send me a sheep so I can recover from this tragedy

>> No.40291072
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>>40291041
You ARE going back to sleep. One way...or another.

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>>40291039
>wholesome
How boring, post lewd young girls instead

>> No.40291100

>Anon's sheep wife just ate a copious meal
>He finds her half-asleep on the ground grazing on some grass

>> No.40291143

>>40291072
The wooly bully strikes again

>> No.40291186

>>40291143
Bet she'd lock you in a closet with her and force you to shear her

>> No.40291208

>>40291186
>Shear a weresheep
>Get to watch her go from sleepy to rapey and horny with each patch gone
Its a count down to lamb creation

>> No.40291213

>>40291100
Rub belly

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>ywn have an oni bully that randomly shoves your face in her crotch

>> No.40291308

>>40290662
I'd personally go for the last, and hint at her that I like threesomes so she might find another mesugaki to involve.

>> No.40291322

>>40291213
Anon no! It's a trap!myp40

>> No.40291461

>>40291308
>I'd personally go for the last
Same, I think it's the best balance between slutty brat taming and enabling, the key to happy life with a loli Demon gf and future wife.

>> No.40291494

Guys help I don't want to get TOM'd.

>> No.40291500

A hot surprise is when a normally straight-laced Jinko is in a mood for teasing (You)

>> No.40291532

>>40291500
Its why I love the idea of my perverted jinko waifu.
Big, quiet, and supposedly composed but occasionally lets out her true intentions.

>> No.40291537

>>40291461
Exactly. Wonder if summoning an Imp and flirting with her would make the Demon more likely to force herself onto me?

>> No.40291584

>>40287658
>Wise owls of the woods, what is your wisdom?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVHirl6Y-k8

>> No.40291602
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>>40274459

>> No.40291608

>>40291219
>she freezes up if you actually lick her
>now gets really nervous when she sees you

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>>40291602
I don't know a thing about this focks but she seems nice

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DEAD

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>>40290470
Okay so hear me out.
Wendi Horns

>> No.40292019
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>>40291774
She's from a gacha or some shit I think, I like her too though.

>> No.40292020

>>40291970
Listen, I'm tired after a long day and my nap got interrupted by the folks reminding me to water the lawn.
Something I already know.

>>40292014
Awawa with a speedboost.

>> No.40292027

>>40291970
>came here to post a new commission
>this is the most recent post
It's a sign.
https://twitter.com/BarbLewds/status/1540452980746502144

>> No.40292037

>>40292027
Drop dead adorable

>> No.40292054

>>40291970
I think soon it will be a good time to go underground with an undead wife to escape the heat.

>> No.40292058

>>40290958
Mindflayer mindbreak is literal perfection

>> No.40292153
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>>40291537
I prefer monogamy, but if I had to pick a second girl to go with the Demon I'd go with Dark Mage or Pharaoh so I'd have two clever horny lolis being inappropriately smug and sensual.

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>>40291774
>>40292019
Her name is Suzuran and she's from Arknights.

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>> No.40292221

>>40292193
Good old loli elf mom.

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>>40292193

>> No.40292253

>>40292231
These are some nice ladies.

>>40292234
>Cart is slamming into the ground
>The Centaurs are still trying to lead us away with poise and perfection but its hard to do with the cart freaking out.

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>> No.40292432

>>40292027
neato

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so now that heaven shut down what are we supposed to do with all the displaced angels loitering about?

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>> No.40292457

>>40292443
I volunteer to be the owner of the MGC Lost Angels and Valkyries Orphanage.

>> No.40292464

>>40292153
I like bigamy the most, and Imps are my favorite, and I like the idea of a smug Demon loli losing her composure trying to compete with a "lesser" fiend.

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>>40292193
>open your eyes for the first time since getting isekai'd to MGE
>the first girl you see looming over you is...
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>> No.40292519

>>40292480
I kinda miss when anons would play this game and get funny results like "Demon Lord's Army"

>> No.40292522

>>40292234
>not even last night's storm could wake you

>> No.40292535

>>40292420
>summer night
The most romantic setting

>> No.40292549

>>40292522
>Lastnite is a Ryu

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>>40292549
>Latenight is a Ryu

>> No.40292602

>>40292480
>Bunyip
Help?

>> No.40292606

>>40292588
I'd give in to the cuddle

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>>40292602
What do you mean help? You got the cuddliest fluffsnake right away, you lucky cunt.

>> No.40292614

>>40292602
she's probably never seen a guy before so if you play it cool she won't know to be shy until it's too late

>> No.40292621

>>40292480
>selkie
I leave, Redguards don't belong in Skyrim

>> No.40292634

>>40292480
>dark matter
>tfw you have the monster equalivent of the fat man right next to you, sclicking off right on your face

>> No.40292646

>>40292634
Congratulations, you incubize instantly upon arriving.

>> No.40292660

>>40292646
>Congratulations! You lost during character creation.

>> No.40292670

>>40292660
you can level past 100, how tragic.

>> No.40292671

>>40292646
and I get to travel with a high voliate ball of demonic mana with also means I can train my ass off and beceom very strong or just get strong enough to start dunking her into order cities as if I was playing basketball

>> No.40292674

>>40292660
>anon loses before the game finishes installing

>> No.40292676

>>40292671
>rolling dark matter wife like a bowling ball through Order city gates

>> No.40292681

>>40292674
>It seems you've been met with a terrible fate.
>Oh, not you getting a wife, that's great. The problem is you can't really adventure without having a hilariously warped experience.

>> No.40292685

>>40292671
>Anon's wife still has no clue what a "Chaos Dunk" is, but hey it makes him happy.

>> No.40292705

>>40292676
>Anons dressed like a bowling ball
>WIfe is dressed like a pin
>bowling alleys when you get a strike
>>40292685
>They told anon he would never be ballin
>Now look at him
>DUNKING ON THE ORDER, LITERALLY

>> No.40292711

>>40292685
>"Now is the time of Slams and Jams"

>> No.40292733

>>40292711
>>40292685
>>40292671
>wars are now basketball games between order cities and monster realms
>The basket teleports the dark matter right in the middle of the opposing sides city

>> No.40292747

>>40292480
>Dark Priest
Run until my legs give out. No fucking thank you.

>> No.40292750

>>40292711
>space jam theme plays while anon dunks
>no one can figure where it is coming from

>> No.40292754

>>40292733
>Chef Jabberwocry brings it upcourt
>pulls up from the logo
>BANG! BANG!

>> No.40292773

>>40292747
why anon?

>> No.40292774

>>40292750
The forbidden basketball technique known only to masters of slams and jams.
The chaos dunk.
>Both the Chief God and Demon Lord agree to never speak of the incident again after Anon Chaos Dunks a town with his wife.

They say you can still hear "Slam Jam" echoing on the winds.

>> No.40292786

>>40292750
This is the only music that should be playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pnl1ulaG5k

>> No.40292797

>>40292773
I abhor anything to do with the Fallen God.

>> No.40292805

>>40292234
The demon realms have been torn apart by civil war. The empire has banned Eros worship and all men are to be the center of large harems where they will be raped around the clock. The rebellion fights to keep the tradition of loving monogamy and vanilla sex as the norm. Before you are two girls, a fox that promises you an eternity of being buried in a mass of fluffy tales as all of her clan rides you daily to grow their numbers and a succubus that lists her fantasies of naked apron sex and cuddling while rubbing her pregnant belly. Who will you side with?

>> No.40292812

>>40292774
and lets not talk about the most forbidden and disrepectful tech, the between-the-legs magical girl dunk

>> No.40292829

>>40292774
>They say you can still hear "Slam Jam" echoing on the winds.
>pallys and extremist demons run in fear when they hear anon humming the tune
>wife wonders what anon meant when he shouted "This one's for you Michael!!!"

>> No.40292845

>>40292812
>>40292829
Truly a silly place.

>> No.40292867

>>40292234
>damn Stormcloaks!
>If they hadn't been looking for you, I'd have fucked that centaur and been half way to Hammerfell

>> No.40292869

>>40292829
>anon had a black and white basketball outfit with his number being 969
>With his matching kicks
>His dark matter wife dressed like a cheerleader in the same color scheme
>"Sorry, Magic Johnson-san. I must go beyond and break my vow and break some ankles."

>> No.40292875

>>40292480
>ryu
Blessed by Eros

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>> No.40292902

>>40292480
>Yuki onna
>No wonder I felt i was freezing
>Shes an older one whose pretty concerned since I just suddenly appeared in the snow
>I try to speak but my body is too cold to even move my lips
>She kisses me and uses a whole lot of tongue
>Instantly make me warmer than I have ever felt in my life

>> No.40292950

>>40292897
Oh no! Eye contact!

>> No.40292955

>>40292897
>>40292950
I'm leaving.

>> No.40292958

>>40292464
I like the kind of dynamic where the smug lolis are more equal friends, seducing as a team, whispering and giggling softly both among themselves and in my ears from both sides, etc

>> No.40292959

>>40292480
>Cupid
Oh no, I'm bored.

>> No.40292972

>>40292950
>eye contact
>one of anon's many weaknesses
>including physical affection, flirting, compliments, gifts, and many more
>anon insta loses and is at the mercy of any girl

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>>40292959
how could you say that

>> No.40292982

>>40292972
Boy, it sure is a good thing monsters have nothing but pure intentions.

>> No.40292991

>>40292480
>Sally
>Start drawing her in the dirt
>watch her blush and say thats too pretty to be me
>Respond with "I only draw what I see and I saw the most beautiful girl in the world

>> No.40293000

>>40292480
>Glacies
I ask if she'd like to join me, and offer her a covenant.

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>>40292972
>Anon accidentally makes fleeting eye contact with a creepy Fox.
>"Wait no-"
>Cut to him being reverse-mating pressed in a seedy mofu den.

>> No.40293013

>>40293001
>>40292972
>>40292950
the best way to defend against this to blindfold yourself

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>>40292982
There are different degrees of 'pure'.

>> No.40293038

>>40292480
>Dark Valkyrie
Rude surprise or not, this surely must be Valhalla

>> No.40293051

>>40292480
>Demon
call her mommy to creep her out

>> No.40293058

>>40293051
>creeping out a demon
lol
lmao
you about to get mommydommed

>> No.40293060

>>40292972
>anon smiles at a slime
rookie move, now you're stuck with a devoted and loving wife

>> No.40293075

>>40293058
why ya think I did it, i want them demon mommy milkies

>> No.40293078

How do I know I can get away with molesting my unmarried demon boss and she won’t break my hand and fire me for groping her ass?

>> No.40293081

>>40292972
>>40292955
>>40292950
>succubus practices her 'fuck me' eyes in the mirror
>a special technique passed down and refined through the generation
>rumored to be able to make any man fall for you instantly
>succ sees a cute Anon
>pulls out all the stops, eyelash batting and all
>Anon quickly looks at the ground and walks away
>confidence: destroyed

>> No.40293083

>>40292982
>pure intentions
>anon loses to a cow after she calls him “sweetie”
>cow begins laughing evilly as her plan to make anon a cow father is going according to plan
Bunch of villains

>> No.40293087

>>40286675
Nice!

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Anon the adventurer, who falls for the monster innkeeper at every inn he visits.

>> No.40293096

>>40292972
Thankfully the only eye contact that can beat me is black sclera

>> No.40293109

>>40293095
those kikis use their milk in the cups of milks, I just know it

>> No.40293113

>>40293095
Those Kikis are cow birds.
And that's great.

>> No.40293114

>>40293095
Can you blame him when they look like that?

>> No.40293120

My weakness is aggressively submissive monsters who swear themselves to me and beg to be ordered and used!

>> No.40293122

>>40293120
For me, its the regura hag method

>> No.40293129

>>40293095
Kiki, Stacked Silver and Heart of Gold editions.

>> No.40293164

>>40292480
>echidna
I run I’m not dealing with hero stuff or dungeons

>> No.40293171

>>40292480
>banshee
so that were tears
Im going to just look at her with a smile and not say a word then slowly get up, taking her hand and start walking

>> No.40293175

>>40293095
>mole on tit
I never stood a chance. as of now, she's MY barmaid

>> No.40293182

>>40293164
Oh you don't have to, she'll take care of all that, just impregnate her.

>> No.40293190

How do I save scum a human son out of an echidna?

>> No.40293200

>>40292480
>manticore
I want to play along and act scared but I can't resist the urge to hug her and beg for her to make me her venomslut.

>> No.40293203

>>40293190
go on an epic journey to weed out the order, kill the CG and put DL in charge so she can enable hacks to help you out

>> No.40293211

>>40293122
See, that wouldn't work on me.

>> No.40293321

>>40293095
>What can I get you hun?~
>"I, uh, um, w-well... Oh! Uh, I have a quest to go complete, sorry gotta go!"

>> No.40293339

>only 1 good roper fanart image

suffering

>> No.40293386

>>40293339
Good. Ropers don’t deserve any fanart till they get updated, until then tentacles are just the best molester monster

>> No.40293426

hello, im here until i'm not here, is krampus still the most recent monster

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>>40293426
affirmative

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ded

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>>40293573

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>>40293583
Liches should always smile

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>>40293607

>> No.40293614

>>40293612
High level undead at a diner.
Cute.

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>>40293573

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>>40293622
why are vampires messy eaters?

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I need a motherly, 900 year old boat gf

>> No.40293688

>>40293607
>Become my apprentice?
>Boya, are you sure you can handle it?~

>> No.40293710

>>40292975
I don't find them interesting. Simple as.

>> No.40293712

>>40290727

So you love all harpies then?

>> No.40293726

>>40292443

There's no such thing as angels anon, that's just what overweight harpies call themselves to avoid being criticized for being lazy.

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>>40293726
careful what you say about angels.

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>>40293712
Yeah

>> No.40293782

>>40293759
Let Humanity's 'big sister' take care of you.

>> No.40293803

>>40293759
>anon always talking about falling in love with winged angel
>angel that just so happens to be in area takes notice
>turns out he's talking about harpies
>angel goes on drinking binge
lol

>> No.40293827

>>40293759
Angels are perverts who make up sins so they have an excuse to take their lust out on humans

>> No.40293954

>>40293759
Oh no! A cute girl wants to be my wife!
However will I marry her in time?

>> No.40293965

>>40293782
wouldnt that be kakuens? They are more like moms or aunties. Nagging us to do what is right

>> No.40293972

>>40293759
Is this AI dungeon?

>> No.40293983

>>40293972
I think its divinity original sin 2?

>> No.40293996

>>40293965
Kakuens are the cool big sister who knows kung fu!

>> No.40293998

>>40293972
Divinity: OS 2, the teleport waypoints are angel statues and each gives a different text prompt when you use it.

>> No.40293999

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some angels have not wings of feathers but of fire! Great infernos that burn with the fires of their faith an passion.
They make great night lights and can dimm them enough for you to sleep comfortably with

>> No.40294016

>>40293999
mmm spicy wings.

>> No.40294019

>>40293827
I wouldn't mind having one of the perverts if they were just honest about it. Eros needs to send her girls in to set their poor repressed dorky cousins straight.

>> No.40294020

>>40293996
and can be fun than a stiff and not fun having angel

>> No.40294033

>>40294016
>"Aunti Gabriella's Buffalo Sauce"
>"The flavors of faith burn hot!"

>> No.40294035

Monsters who need sex to process rational thinking are absolute treasures.

>> No.40294094

>>40293996
imagine being raised in a kakuen village and ending up its best fighter

>> No.40294108

Getting sent to the hag wing of MGC prison by mistake!

>> No.40294132

>>40294108
ending up being pampered and beiing spoiled

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fuck, getting drunk is not good when you are craving the touch of your monster wife

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>>40294094
Anon's collective Kakuen sisters trained him well, no Monster is going to do any pervy stuff to their little brother on his adventures without a fight first!

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>>40294206
It all goes well until Anon runs into a strange monkey with an even stranger fighting-style that involves jumping sideways.

>> No.40294261

>>40294246
or get dragged to brazil by some kakuen

>> No.40294269

>>40294206
>>40294246
Monkey business needs to be stopped before things get bananas

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>>40294190
I don't even feel anymore.

>> No.40294290

bobonbo kakuen

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>>40294271
I just want a bird wife. I have other moinster girls I like, but fuck being face first in some feathers seems like it would be really nice. That and seeing them fly around would be cool.

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birb

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>>40294322
Winghugs would be pretty fantastic.

>> No.40294379

>>40294338
nerd birb

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>>40294338
oh yeah, these dorks are good shit.

>> No.40294392

>>40294338
>>40294379
Nerds and creepy girls are the best.
I need a hex maniac cow right now.

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Zipangu/Mist Continent martial arts tournament

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>>40294392
creepy nerds are the best, especially if you romance them and make her happy

>> No.40294417

Can you guys give me a prompt to involving a crow tengu I can draw? I'm the world's slowest artist so don't expect it too soon but I promise I'll deliver.

>> No.40294426

>>40294417
crow tries to hide her romance novels from anon

>> No.40294454
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Strong girls properly courting guys is hotter than just plain rape.

>> No.40294457

>>40294392
hex maniac, why is she so good

>> No.40294463

>>40294454
Well, how to break the ice here?

>> No.40294470

>>40293998
>The fast travel angel has had enough of you molesting her for free rides and is going to take you for a ride for once and twice and thrice and however many times she feels

>> No.40294506

>>40294463
Clearly this is an IHOP and they're ordering pancakes and waffles. This is an ideal ice breaker if you ask me.

>> No.40294523

>>40294415
>>40294457
Because her genuinely happy yet wavy smile is the absolute cutest.
Also fluffy messy hair below too and a soft cuddly body.

>> No.40294524

>>40294470
It's a simple travel fee.

>> No.40294537

>>40294523
I agree but I truly wonder why I like those types as well?

>> No.40294561

>>40294537
Probably something similar to what I like, the ablity to make someone who's an overal gloomy outcast genuinely happy.
They just have the most beautiful smiles.
They deserve the affection they have been starved of their entire lives.

>> No.40294572

>>40294561
For me, it was cause I was the same, and one of my favorite things in this world is to make another smile

>> No.40294683

>>40292480
>Familiar
JACKPOT

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>> No.40294738

>>40294463
Start seductively eating your Grand Slamwich

>> No.40294756

>>40294523
>spoiler
Ew

>> No.40294763

>>40294756
how to tell who hasnt got hair on their sack and are babied faced

>> No.40294766

>>40294190
I get drunk
>Crave the touch of my waifu
>Head hurts
She gets drunk
>Can't resist touching me all over until I'm a quivering mess
>Start crying if I try to resist her

>> No.40294771

>>40294763
Crotch hair sucks and facial hair is annoying.

>> No.40294781

>>40294756
I'm not particularly into it but I highly doubt she or anyone of this archetype really is clean shaved.

>> No.40294793

>>40294771
how to tell someone who doesnt know how to take care of it
>>40294781
I rather like that they have hair in all honesty. The reason why is that I know that they are mature in the sense that are past puberty at least

>> No.40294803

>>40294793
how to tell someone just likes to be an argumentative bitchass

>> No.40294813

>>40294803
You are a little mad it seems that another person rightfully believes their taste is better than yours, in his own opinion. So calm down and rest, Anon.

>> No.40294819

All monster girls should have pubes. Especially the flat ones.

>> No.40294824

>>40294819
nah, the lolis need to stay lolis, leave the pubes and stuff for the fat old hags

>> No.40294825

>>40294813
t. argumentative bitchass

>> No.40294827

>>40294824
They should have them too. In fact the lolis should have the thickest and bushiest bushes. It should be required by law.

>> No.40294832

Just calm down, anon. I cant help what shit taste you have.
>>40294827
what are smoking?

>> No.40294845

What have I done?
All I wanted was my hex maniac cow.

>> No.40294851

yeah but medusa pubes

>> No.40294860

>>40294845
pubes seem to cause fights, not love

>> No.40294872

Yes, lolis have pubes, but they're soft, small, blonde, and barely noticeable.


Post your best pics of white horns please!

>> No.40294877

no

>> No.40294884
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>>40294872
>>40290314
>>40289934

>> No.40294887

>>40294877
Yes.

>> No.40294889

>>40294887
maybe

>> No.40294897

>>40294889
Perhaps

>> No.40294901

>>40294897
somewhat

>> No.40294902
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40294902

She's actually really cute once you get to know her

>> No.40294906

>>40294902
but is a midget

>> No.40294911

>>40294906
Careful, she'll crush you with her thighs!

>> No.40294916

>>40294901
Affirmative.

>> No.40294917

>>40294902
FLAT!

>> No.40294925

>>40294916
postive
>>40294911
yeah those massive tree trunk things that she has since she doesnt walk but floats

>> No.40294929

>>40294911
Thunder thighs

>> No.40294930

>>40294925
Cool, now post the white horns

>> No.40294933

>>40294930
White horn
White horn
White horn
White horn

>> No.40294943

>>40294933
oh no i'm surrounded

>> No.40294951

>>40294943
>they get right up in your ears and start whispering naughty things and all the fun you can have with them
>As they do, their hands play around with your body

>> No.40294955

fresh cocoa made with white horn milk

>> No.40294957
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40294957

>>40294925
>>40294929
Rude. She works out often and is in better shape than I am. Doing nothing but floating would be bad for her musculoskeletal structure.

>> No.40294960
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40294960

>>40294943
>did you think you can run?

>> No.40294961

>>40294943
You WILL eat her cookies.
You WILL drink her hot chocolate.
You WILL brush her fur.
You WILL rub her horns.
You WILL be raped.

>> No.40294975

>>40294960
>poor anon didnt stand a chance against that lonley old whitehorn that lived all alone

>> No.40294984

>>40292480
>Mershark
Send help

>> No.40294997

>>40294960
loaded with demon silver bullets and off to save Anon from those mean Ice Wolves I hope.

>> No.40295005

>>40294984
Shouldn't have woken up on the beach.

>> No.40295009

>>40294960
I'd let her shoot me

>> No.40295010

>>40294975
She was a crack shot in her regiment back in the Wendigo Wars, anon

>> No.40295054

A white horn's coat has slits on each side, so that when you hold onto her for a ride, you can grab her bare body by slipping your hands inside the slits. It's especially convenient when it's cold outside.

>> No.40295063

How do office monsters hunt their prey?

>> No.40295067
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40295067

>>40295054
Her coat is so pretty...

>> No.40295097

>>40294960
oh no, its der freishutz!

>> No.40295103

>>40295063
in vino veritas

>> No.40295104

>>40295067
Truly the most beloved resident of winterstown

>> No.40295112

>>40295063
Through aggressive 'high priority' Jira tickets.

>> No.40295131

>>40295104
But anon, with all the kids going home for the summer she's going to go into one of her "moods"

>> No.40295132
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40295132

Good morning sirs

>> No.40295138

>>40295063
The high ranking ones prey on those with authority anxiety

>> No.40295158

>>40295138
>they don't even do anything mean or demeaning
>they just like to watch you squirm

>> No.40295164

>>40295138
>what lonely tired OLs in upper management tell themselves when they see another batch of freshies seduce and pull their male senpais away

>> No.40295180

>>40295138
>demon bursts into your cubicle
>scares the piss out of you
>ANON!
>y-yes?
>good job on that report, keep it up
>hear her chuckle while she struts away

>> No.40295199

>>40295180
Time to file an HR report

>> No.40295207
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40295207

Fit cats!

>> No.40295212

>>40295199
she hasn't done anything wrong anon, and that would be making a fuss and you wouldn't want to do that right?

>> No.40295214

>>40295207
>I heard your porn addiction is powerful! Let me fight it!

>> No.40295222

>>40295207
The best cats
>>40295214
I trust she would win.

>> No.40295309

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbbXtLJJF9A
Demons are best when they're mega dorks

>> No.40295318

>>40295131
There's only one way to fix that right?
Give her more kids!

>> No.40295329

>>40295309
Cute dummy 4-eyed demon

>> No.40295347

>>40295212
I'm sure the fuss can't be that bad

>> No.40295487

>>40292480
>Sphinx

>Wake up
>"What has a tail and paws. Loves men but has never been with one?"
>"W-what?"
>"Wrong! It's me! Now let me take of those pants of yours."

>> No.40295525

I hope kc makes a kuchisake-onna or futakuchi-onna next.

>> No.40295575
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40295575

Sex with dead little girls

>> No.40295626
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40295626

>>40295575
Sex with dead WOMEN

>> No.40295652

>>40275740
You deserve everything that's coming to you slut

>> No.40295677

>>40295626
no matter how fancy you dress, you will always be a womanlet miss lich

>> No.40295849

>>40295677
You could have asked for a tall Lich more politely.

>> No.40295927

>>40295677
>>40295849
And now she's crying.

>> No.40295939

>>40295849
but I dont want a tall lich. i will tease my womanlet fancy pants lich before princess carrying her to our crypt

>> No.40295951

>>40295939
The nice thing about undead is you can mix and match parts. She can be tall today and then tomorrow you can swap in womanlet limbs.

>> No.40296025

>>40295951
nah. my lich will stay a womanlet, just how I like her

>> No.40296181

>>40295849
Need me a 9 foot tall dracolich.

>> No.40296234

>>40296181
9 foot dracolichlet. The feet are attached to her short 9 legs.

>> No.40296239

>>40295138
>>40295158
>tell your Apophis boss you really need to get back to work and try to make it to the door
>she closes it with her tail
>starts talking about how your such a hard worker
>slowly pushes the tip of her tail through your shirt and up to your face to caress it

>> No.40296527
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40296527

>ywn drink the Fallen God's girlcum.
>ywn mind break after praying to her
>ywn pray every day instead of masturbating but achieve the same result

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40296864

>>40292480
>>cheshire cat
this fucking cat, WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HER AND WHY CAN'T SHE STOP APPEARING IN MY HEAD AAAAAA

>wake up
>see a purple and black haired woman with cat ears looming over me as I lie on the ground
>she has a smug smile on her face
>time stops for a second while thinking process goes off
>remember
>its the fucking cheshire cat that lives rent free in my head all the time
>she's so smug about it because she finally manifested herself in front of me
>take revenge on her by brutally headpatting her

>> No.40297000

>>40296527
>masturbate while praying to the fallen goddess
That's how you get a fallen angel assigned to you to "cleanse" you of your sins.

>> No.40297086

>>40296864
You fool!
She will ovulate on the spot!

>> No.40297238

>>40297086
>She will ovulate on the spot!
Does this mean if I headpat a monster girl she will start ovulating? What happens if you headpat a echidna?

>> No.40297256

>>40297238
Doubles offspring on next impregnation, better be careful.

>> No.40297349

>>40297000
But I am not masturbating. I am orgasming just from praying to her!

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>>40296864
I still can't stop thinking about those petit chesire feet, the faggotkot mememagic is real

>> No.40298085

>>40295575
>Sex with dead little girls
Undead lolis erotic
https://imgbox.com/lLhrbAcl

>> No.40298359

Where did my pp go?

>> No.40298384

>>40298359
you kept using the only move you know: mastubate

>> No.40298488

>>40298384
a monster must have stolen it away and, yeah.... ShEs using it like a dildo

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