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Real bargain.

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>> No.40223627

>>40223618
she really captured my likeness

>> No.40223651
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>>40223627
The Ideal couple, A normal sized man with a larger monster.

>> No.40223654
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>> No.40223661

>>40223578
That actually sounds great, be it her dressing me or me dressing her. Only reason I don't like living doll is because they're loli, so a 3meter one would be great.

>> No.40223673
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40223673

Have you ever considered sea slugs?

>> No.40223675

>>40223651
Nipples are off-limits, monsters aren't allowed to stimulate them. It's cheating.

>> No.40223677

>>40223651
Agreed. Your wife must be at least 1.3x your height.

>> No.40223682

>>40223673
!

>> No.40223684
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>>40223618

>> No.40223702

>>40223682
>Wife would have to be 2.5m tall
Does cheshire cats come in XXXXXL?

>> No.40223708
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40223708

Zzap

>> No.40223710

>>40223702
Meant for
>>40223677

Whoops

>> No.40223713
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>>40223677
Must be at least 6'10" To Ride This Attraction.

>> No.40223722
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>>40223682
Correct! Very good, anon. And how many are in this picture?

>> No.40223737

>>40223673
a little bit, yeah. her hair/headpiece/cowl reminds me of a nuns outfit so i like to imagine one being poseidons faithful and getting trapped in her tentacles without her noticing while she gives a sermon

>> No.40223747

>>40223722
! !

>> No.40223761

>>40223677
Disagree, wife size should range from slightly smaller than the man to little girl.

>> No.40223796
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40223796

>>40223618

>> No.40223839
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>>40223747
And this? It's a tricky one.

>> No.40223841
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40223841

Breed pandas, they’re endangered

>> No.40223848

>>40223839
!

>> No.40223853

>>40223841
First the jinkos now the pandas? How's one man supposed to help so many endangered species?

>> No.40223856

>>40223702
For my sake, I hope so. Mine would have to be just shy of that at 2.45m. We'll find them brother.

>> No.40223871
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>>40223796
worship lil' wight

>> No.40223883

>>40223848
...No. Please see miss haku after school.

>> No.40223905

>>40223841
Maybe they wouldn't have this problem if they ate something that's not bamboo so they aren't so lethargic.

>> No.40223908

>>40223761
retard

>> No.40223912

>>40223905
at least they're not koalas

>> No.40223920
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40223920

>>40223673
All the time.

>> No.40223923
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>>40223853
conservation is hard work

>> No.40223940

>>40223673
They creep me out. No girl seems as much of a bad end

>> No.40223947
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https://youtu.be/LWnNNKIEnKk

>> No.40223952
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40223952

Villainous Clussy, here to show up during your adventures several times, each being punctuated with a "joke fight" where something unexpected happens.
Like the area's actual boss looming over her, then punting her off-screen.
Or there's a second copy of her, claiming to be the real one.
Or maybe you find her at and inn just having a drink, telling you to relax, there won't be any "funny business" this time. but then there is.

>> No.40223954
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>> No.40223956

>>40223940
what's your reasoning?

>> No.40223980
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>>40223956
>derpy looking
>lot are sea dwellers
>sinking into them is icky
>sticky
>Slimy
>tentacle on man action
>she basically won't refuse any man who wants her.
Does this line imply mgs ever reject men?
Either way I never want to get slugged.

>> No.40223982
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40223982

https://twitter.com/frenchthenhen/status/1538251018852614152
Very lewd wan...

>> No.40223993

>>40223982
Every day, this mildly muscular hound torments the male members of the gym.

>> No.40223995

>>40223908
Why so angry?

>> No.40224010
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>> No.40224013
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40224013

What's your ideal height?

>> No.40224022

>>40223952
>Or maybe you find her at and inn just having a drink
I would join her for a drink and just spend a nice evening with her
only trick tonight is me stealing her heart

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Friendly reminder KC confirmed Hellhound boobs are EXTREMELY firm, canonically the MG with the least saggy boobs.

>> No.40224029

>>40224013
yeah

>> No.40224031

>>40224013
Either way bigger than me or shortstack.

>> No.40224040
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40224040

>>40224013
>>40224013

Tall monster

>> No.40224041

>>40224028
i want bags of sand not concrete slabs

>> No.40224046
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>>40224013

>> No.40224052

>>40224028
>>40224041
Didn't he say they're strong, he didn't mention them being firm.

>> No.40224053

>>40224013
>>>>>>>>elven male
Stop reposting that crappy /tg/ chart already

>> No.40224060

>>40224053
I know. Lolis are way shorter than that. Knee to belly button at most.

>> No.40224065
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>> No.40224071

>>40224013
6'4". Juuuuust above my height.

>> No.40224080
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>>40224013
Yes

>> No.40224091
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40224091

>>40224013
boob in face when hug

>> No.40224096
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>>40223618

>> No.40224097

>>40224091
OPEN BOBS

>> No.40224098
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>>40224013

>> No.40224110

>>40223722
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

>> No.40224111

>>40224080
Imagine #7 with the body type of #0 or #1

>> No.40224128
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I want to work for the feds in MGC
1/2

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>>40223618

>> No.40224141
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>>40224128
2/2

>> No.40224158

>>40224028
Suprised its not holsts, to be honest. They still have the biggest, at least.

>> No.40224165

>>40224158
i'd suspect he weighed in on it because people were asking about the weight of her chain bra

>> No.40224167
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>>40224111
But why

>> No.40224172

>>40224013
i max out at 9ft and min at 7ft

>> No.40224195

>>40224165
heh
weighed

>> No.40224202

>>40224013
7'5, I'm 5,11 and prefer being at chest height.

>> No.40224246

Danuki hate me for this one simple trick
You can heal off of monster milk as well be alble to grind harder, You'll never need to buy overpiriced potions again so long you have a busty monster party memeber

>> No.40224250

>>40223651
>>40223677
>>40224031
>>40224040
>>40224172
>>40224202
gays

>> No.40224260

>>40224013
Wife same height as me and her horns don't count, neither does her dragon form.

>> No.40224261
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40224261

>>40224246
>gaining infinite power with your cow teammate
sure anon, go ahead and break the game

>> No.40224262

40224250
Calm down and accept some people will be different

>> No.40224264

>>40224167
Because it would be really hot

>> No.40224269

>>40224261
level drain is the real power leveler

>> No.40224271

>>40224250
let me guess, you want your wife to be smaller than you?

>> No.40224275

>>40224246
All the Danuki has to do is become the busty monster

>> No.40224282

>>40224275
but still need to become a party member, in which it would be quite rude to charge for it

>> No.40224285

>>40224271
have you not had enough of his charade?

>> No.40224288

>>40224271
I don't want a wife. I am homosexual.

>> No.40224297

>>40224288
Then why are you here...

>> No.40224300

>>40224261
Now imagine doing it with a Manticore. She keeps pumping you full of venom, forcing you to drink from her, and forcing you to cum for so long that you emerge at max level after mere months.

>> No.40224310

>>40224297
I'm straight for Cheshire

>> No.40224314

>>40224310
Makes sense

>> No.40224320

>tfw no haku teacher wife to mess with while she tries to teach me something

>> No.40224322

which monster is the most likely to post the absolute WORST bait you have ever seen on 4mon?

>> No.40224324
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A scene like this is so hot. If a woman did something like this, I wouldn't be able to resist giving her what she wants and breeding her until our baby is growing within her belly.

>> No.40224328

>>40224322
(you)

>> No.40224338

>>40224322
Unicorn. She's trying to do the thing her husband does, and she has fun doing it, but shes not very good.

>> No.40224342

>>40224324
I am not reading bnha

>> No.40224345

>>40224322
Haku, she makes too verbose and too long and no one responds to it

>> No.40224346
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40224346

>>40224322
troll cause she is trying to do the troll on the internets but failing

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>>40224013
Tall

>> No.40224390
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>>40224381
tails dont count

>> No.40224404

>>40224390
it's neat how lamia can manually adjust their height if they think they know your preferences

>> No.40224433
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>>40224390
I am fine with Dragons

>> No.40224447
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40224447

What trickery shall she get up to today

>> No.40224450
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>>40224404
She still wouldn't be able to make it that the equivalent of face-to-face sex positions with her are face-to-bosom positions. That's why my favorite lamia-family monstergirl is the Bunyip.

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>>40224447
texting her daily meme to anon

>> No.40224470
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>>40224433
mere female lizard

>> No.40224509

>>40223980
They only reject evil men

>> No.40224539
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>> No.40224543
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>>40224447
what dubious schemes will she plot

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>> No.40224567

>>40224539
I want to breed with that jackal

>> No.40224579

>>40224539
God, I think I'd prefer gym bullies, how embarassing

>> No.40224581
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40224581

>>40223618

>> No.40224591
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>Party up an exotic snake
>Go on a globe trotting adventure with her
>Didn’t take long for us to begin sharing a bed at inns and a tent while camping
>Reach the finally boss
>There’s no one in the chamber
>Snake slithers forward to the throne and sits on it
>Reveals she is the final boss
>And that my seed has already taken root
>Ask her what now
>Honeymoon time
Why are ancients evils always so convoluted in their love?

>> No.40224592

Somehow people feel more comfortable fucking a giant spider woman than witha. Centaur, what's your fuckjn problem???? Get into the horsepussy you cowards

>> No.40224598

>>40224591
You'd be surprised how many ancient evils do this.

>> No.40224604

>>40224591
dicks

>> No.40224606
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>> No.40224612

>>40224592
I am. I wish there were more centaur doujins and straight vanilla art that isn’t GIANT FUCKING FUTA CENTAUR HORSE COCK CUMFLATING TWINKS

>> No.40224629
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Enter Zipangese Sake dens at your own risk.

>> No.40224633

>>40224592
whitehorn convinced me a little bit
deer > horse

>> No.40224638

>>40224592
im scared of horses. love spiders.

>> No.40224639

>>40224629
b-but i just deliver the snacks...

>> No.40224644

>>40224470
>mere female lizard combined with damn female kid

>> No.40224654

>>40224639
You lookin' like a snack

>> No.40224672

>>40224629
If they want me, I want oni milk

>> No.40224685

>>40224591
why do you think the mofukuza is still going strong?
all it takes is one poor foolish anon and they have a couple hundred more members!

>> No.40224701
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>>40224672
Just be careful, if you drink from a very drunk Oni, that milk could have a high alcohol %.

>> No.40224703
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Once again asking if any anons know a story about a yeti coming back from a foreign school or something and making up with her childhood friend. I really enjoyed it but can’t remember who wrote it so I can’t find it again. Any other good yeti stories are welcome too, thanks in advance.

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>>40224629
And remember that a 'large' beer is large for an Oni or Ogre, not a Human

>> No.40224709

>>40224701
Imagine you can drink oni milk at any bar, now that would be the life and winegote milk for fancy times

>> No.40224712
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40224712

Force captured human women to wear monstergirl designed wedding dresses.

>> No.40224743

I'm going to engage in IRL shitposting by wearing a shirt that says "FOXSLUT" at my all Tanuki workplace.

>> No.40224747

>>40224743
>*kon kon*

>> No.40224751

>>40224709
i need the milk sampler platter. apsara in particular intrigues me.

>> No.40224764

>>40224743
careful anon, the tanuki's are smart and will likely try making their tails seem puffier and softer

>> No.40224775

>>40224743
that will only attract the foxes that hide in the walls at your workplace

>> No.40224780

Post your best danuki pics please!

>> No.40224802

>>40224743
This is how you get a fox and a tanuki to force themselves on you as highly competitive wives.

>> No.40224807

>>40224751
>its all their bare tits on a long ass table

>> No.40224817

>>40224807
self serve is a fine business model i suppose

>> No.40224834
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40224834

I don't say this enough but it's hip to fuck bees

>> No.40224844
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>>40224780

>> No.40224861

>>40224834
i wouldn't want the hive to think i'm uncool

>> No.40224863

>>40224046
That goblin will make her man a semen supplying fuck toy

>> No.40224864
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>>40224013
Very tall!

>> No.40224868

>>40224864
There is one (1) slut in this image

>> No.40224873
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Which monster girls have the highest impregnation resistance?

>> No.40224889

>>40224873
lims and dark matter

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>>40224802
What a terrible fate.

>> No.40224897
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>>40224470
I am fine with bigger

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40224904

>>40224834
if it is hip to fuck bees, then I bet I would be the coolest if i fuck the queen bee

>> No.40224914

>>40224868
It's not nice to make up rumors about people. How do you know there's a slut?

>> No.40224916
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>>40224873
Lilims probably. I imagine it takes a month of straight sex to get one pregnant.

>> No.40224920
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40224920

Yeah

>> No.40224936
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40224936

marry foxes

>> No.40224941

>>40224920
How long does it take to do one of those? That's a lotta MG's.

>> No.40224942

>>40224543
>ass
>face
>cat parasite
>husband

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>>40224936
no I will marry kot

>> No.40224958

>>40224324
>baby
>singular
Something is wrong, I feel a chill.

>> No.40224976

I'm too commer for monsters

>> No.40224980

>>40224976
coomer*

>> No.40224990

>>40224941
It took me 6 hours personally since I was also doing other stuff

>> No.40224994
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40224994

I want a Lilim, Baphomet, Dragon, Youko, and Pharaoh to play the world's most sexual game of tag with me.

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>> No.40225001

>>40224995
Hey buddy, I think you lost your way to facebook

>> No.40225011

>>40224834
>living that greenrealm life
>live next to a hive
>happy alarunes everywhere
>holstaurs waving as you go by
>free bottles of milk and honey left by your door every morning
>ms alarune has you bob for apples in her nectar
i could get used to this

>> No.40225048

>>40225011
exactly why bright green demon realm is the best. i would like to live in one, but move their with a wife that does not fit the enviroment like a mindflayer or apophis. still live comfy rural (writer or summoner) life.

>> No.40225066
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>>40224013
one of these.

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>>40223618
Automatons soon.

>> No.40225115

>>40224581
>no lipstick shot on the cuddle bug
shame, nice pic nonetheless

>> No.40225121

>>40225098
Fuck off

>> No.40225124

>>40224844
Cute money raccoons.

>> No.40225147

>40224995
I'd be best if you went back to where you came from.
people dont take your kind rather nicely 'round these parts.

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>(You) are now outnumbered by the chesh

>> No.40225180

>>40225174
we'll see who is outnumbered when i knock them both up with twins

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>>40225180
Some other poor sod that now has the attention of 4 cheshires
Meanwhile they still have you 2 to 1

>> No.40225202

>>40225201
oh no, the consequences of my actions

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>>40225174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ue1JPFXEU

>> No.40225233
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>> No.40225257
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Anyways, time for a bit of chaos.

>> No.40225269
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>>40225257
chaos is a cats prerogative, after all

>> No.40225279

>>40225233
Does she sing Sinatra?

>> No.40225291
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I love my dragon Lucoa

>> No.40225306

>>40225269
Ah, as expected of a Nekomancer.

>> No.40225328

>>40225167
How could my cutest maid betray me like this? I love her to much to leave her, but my love for her will be forever be stained by this horrid act. Just as my bed will forever be filled with crumbs. How can our relationship ever recover when I know that she eats in the bed?

>> No.40225331

>>40225269
whered you get the gif of this?

>> No.40225345

I love hellhounds. A lot. Probably one of my favourite monsters. However, I think I've found one of the only negatives, and thats the fact that given their overwhelming lust, they're likely to just keep fuckin going after you cum. While I'm more that ok with that, the issue is, what about the cuddling after sex? If she can just keep going forever, when do we get to bask in the afterglow?

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>>40225331
there's a handful up on their ci-en

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>>40225357
found it just as you said it.

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It is kot posting hours

>> No.40225403

Does anyone know any good side scroller monster girl games other than Zell999's, Super Monsters n' girls (or whatever it was called) and castle of temptation?

>> No.40225440

>>40225378
>it matters not know many order knights slay her
>how many edgy autists cut her down
>or even how many times she gets killed in the process of a joke.
>chesh ALWAYS wins, as she always gets the first joke in...
>...and also she'll just be back next week. the stupid cat made a deal with death.

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>>40224955
No, I will marry kot

>> No.40225463

>>40225440
Cheshire vs White rabbit from MGQP, who will win??

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>>40225440
>Adventuerer Anon is tormented by immortal cheshire providing "insightful" commentary (catcalling) on his journey
>Also she sneaks into his tent every night

>> No.40225504

>>40224936
no

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>> No.40225516

>>40225403
super mamano sisters and eroico are kind of like budget super monsters n girls

>> No.40225523

>>40225502
Jokes on her, being in the tent just means she's getting snugged.

>> No.40225542
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So very underated. Eros girls are always great.

>> No.40225550

>>40225514
Kuupid hard at work, off to get and Ignis and Firefighter next.

>> No.40225569

>>40225514
>Hit on ushi-oni at the bar
>She doesn’t say anything
>She gets up and throws me over her shoulder
>Get taken back to the rape cave

>> No.40225582

>>40225523
>chesh sneaks into tent expecting revenge rape for a million bad puns and catcalling
>instead gets cuddled and slowly pet by the sleeping anon
>she tries to fight it, but another minute... hour couldnt hurt...

>> No.40225604

>>40225542
yeah. i'd fall for an apsara, cupid, gandharva or houri easily.
i'm really surprised the big bird doesn't get more love.

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Reminder to love kamaitachis

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On the subject of pink girls, here is another underated girl. I love her, I love her hat, and I love her fluffy wavy frizzy hair.

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>>40225291
Elma is better

>> No.40225668
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40225668

Is it true dragons mellow out with age becoming less edgy?

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>>40225668
No, they become depressed. Dragons only mellow out once they lay fertilized eggs.

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>>40225635
No

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>Oh, you mean my Cat Can?
>My Feline fanny? My Kitty Cakes?
>My massive, fat, Cheshire Ass?

>> No.40225759

>>40223651
>normal sized man
That's a manlet.

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>>40225620
>There, there, you did your best!

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>>40223618

>> No.40225781

I have a strong urge to steal a hellhounds silly chain bra things

>> No.40225791

>>40225781
it's too heavy, you'll never make it

>> No.40225798

>>40225781
imagine pantsing a hellhound and shoving your face right in her crotch tuft

>> No.40225803

>>40225769
>The aftermath of "I can take her in a knife fight"

>> No.40225814

>>40225791
Are they? They just look like normal metal. I figure I could easily snatch them off one

>> No.40225840
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>>40225714
Wrong again

>> No.40225847
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meeting your phantom wife to battle your phanom wife to save your phantom wife from your phantom wife and her army of your phantom wife in her theatre dimension, i front of an omnipresent audience consisting of your phantom wife

>> No.40225929
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Would you be able to perform for your waifu while her comrades / servants / paid off miscreants / Bi-Corn other wives / random idiots cheered for her / you during the deed?

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>>40225840
I guess another no

>> No.40225933

>>40225847
Encore!

>> No.40225975

>>40225929
>mara keeps saying "put your back into it"
i may need some divine intervention

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>>40223673
I would fug some slugs

>> No.40226020
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>> No.40226023
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>> No.40226030
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>> No.40226031

>>40225930
I think she is taken already

>> No.40226032
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>>40226023
gib sheep gf

>> No.40226046

>>40226032
a man could get lost in those rectangles

>> No.40226054

>>40226030
I always get nervous around flayers I do not trust them

>> No.40226058

>>40226054
maybe they could change your mind

>> No.40226060

>>40224052
They are strong and firm. The chain boob is actually heavy, yet her boobs arent even pulled down and KC said the boobs outright overpower the chains "decisively" just by existing.

>> No.40226074

>>40226058
Aren’t they abusive? I am curious what being a squid feels like

>> No.40226093

>>40226074
I think you're thinking of the abyssal spider girls.

>> No.40226123

>>40225978
Would you fug a slug on a rug?

>> No.40226126

>>40225694
>dragon lays huge egg
>proceeds to curl around the egg, drapes a blanket over herself
>she refuses to move

Now what?

>> No.40226138

I have a dilemma. I want to deeply huff danuki breath, but I also want to deeply huff kiki breath.

>> No.40226140

>>40226126
Fill her with another egg. If she loves one she’ll love 2

>> No.40226146

>>40226093
Ah, well either way it is a tie between her and Shoggoth

>> No.40226187

>>40224591
Dios mío... La serpiente del pene

>> No.40226205
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>>40226126
Crawl in with her.

>> No.40226218

>>40224591
>party up an exotic snake
>devour the very gods together

>> No.40226221

What's the latest fashion trend among young monsters?

>> No.40226232

>>40226221
underwear and sweatshirts

>> No.40226251

>>40226205
I would, I am sure both would appreciate the warmth

>> No.40226256

it's night time, kikimoras must be asleep

>> No.40226303

>>40226221
Reverse bunnysuits.

>> No.40226334

>>40226221
crop tops with vagina pasties

>> No.40226373

>>40226221
Full on naked with unshaven bushes.

>> No.40226382

>>40226373
My penis wouldn't take it and i'd never show my self around monsters if they do this

>> No.40226399

>>40223761
>>40223677
actually she should be either at least a head above you in height or half your size and lower. no inbetween

>> No.40226406

You can spot a monster prostitute by how modestly she's dressed. The more she's covered up, the more likely she is to be a hooker.

>> No.40226407
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>>40226303
Thank god

>> No.40226411

>>40226373
that but they're wearing a hat, elbow gloves and thigh highs

>> No.40226422

>>40226411
a hat?

>> No.40226427

>>40226422
it's vital

>> No.40226442
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40226442

you're not trying to solo level again, are you?

>> No.40226459

>>40224844
I want to complain loudly about how much I’ve always wanted to feel a real live raccoon tail but never had the chance to. Also I’d complain about all the debt I’m in and how desperate I am for a financial miracle.

>> No.40226461

>>40226126
assault her with egg puns

>> No.40226490

>>40226459
both of your problems can be solved by ditching everything and going innawoods

>> No.40226517

>>40226442
Party members steal exp. They have two options, I can lug around their coffins while I level or they can stay home.

>> No.40226773

>>40223618
What if MGE had Silmarils? Would MGE!Feanor not easily give up nor allow the demon Lord or the lilim daughterus get them easily?

>> No.40226852

>>40226406
I don't think there is any setting where monster prostitutes are a sensible idea
>In nearly all settings monster girls are so dangerous that nobody in their right mind would willingly approach one
>In MGE they'll marry their first client
>In other settings where monster girls aren't dangerous you wouldn't need to pay for sex

>> No.40226855

>>40226852
The setting where they act exactly like regular women

>> No.40226875

>>40226855
That's just real life.

>> No.40226878

>>40226855
That's the worst setting. I'd rather try my chance with a Shiki succubus.

>> No.40226896

Monster girl stand up comedians, who is best?

>> No.40226902

>>40226852
In MGE, almost always they marry the first client, but it's not a 100% guarantee. More like >95%. KC never gave a definitive, but knowing the nature of MGE girls, we know that it's the typical scenario.

>> No.40226908

>>40226896
Women can't do comedy for shit. So I feel like this is the sole category MGs would fail at.

>> No.40226924

>>40226908
Your unprompted sexist remarks do not erase the existence of Carol Burnett.

>> No.40226933

>>40226908
What's wrong anon? You don't find constant period "jokes" funny?

>> No.40226936

>>40226896
Any of the high intellect/charisma monsters.
A Wight would have one hell of a stand-up comprised solely of jokes about undeath.

>>40226908
Monsters are human.
Though I find the idea of a succubus trying really hard with sex jokes during her stand up but failing to get any reaction cute.

>> No.40226944

>>40226852
There are some people who are into girls with some experience, and there's a few girls who need to work for their dose of spirit energy

>> No.40226952

>>40226908
>>40226936
>Monsters are human.
I meant monsters are not human, thus you can't draw draw parallels.

>> No.40226958

>>40226952
Neither are women so what's your point?

>> No.40226962
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40226962

>Anon was late to the scheduled rape session

>> No.40226965

>>40226958
Good job, you made me audibly laugh

>> No.40226994

>>40226962
If he showed up, it wouldn't be rape session now would it?

>> No.40226999

>>40226962
I'd have thought Ms. Anubis was too classy for rape. I thought she'd more likely to pursue "aggressive dating".

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>>40226962
>scheduled rape
>not overtime under her desk
must be a poorly disguised hellwan

>> No.40227046

>>40227019
>My tongue, mouth and face are tired, can I go home now?
>.

>> No.40227066

>>40227046
>No
>you're coming home with me

>> No.40227082
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You cannot escape the scheduledog, just give in and enjoy the ! !

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>>40227066
Well fuck, should have guessed there was something weird about that suspiciously general
>and other tasks
point in the employee obligations section of my contract

>> No.40227186
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>> No.40227265

>>40227186
>Well when do you get off duty?

>> No.40227284

>>40227186
Pharaoh wanted to send her loyal CC guard into retirement by having her guard a popular tourist attraction, but the dumb schedule dog won't take the hint and keeps doing her job properly.

>> No.40227291

Reminder to never show weakness in hagville unless you're trying to break the world record for the getting adopted speedrun.
The current record is 9.26 seconds.

>> No.40227328

>>40227291
>The current record is 9.26 seconds.
What's the story behind that?

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>> No.40227399

>>40227328
A man was tricked into calling a fox hag "mama".
8 of those seconds were her struggling to get the pre-signed adoption papers out of her bag.

>> No.40227401

>>40227369
I want to sneak in and shave her tails as a prank.

>> No.40227413

>>40227186
I wanna sniff anubis breath

>> No.40227476

>Fraternal twin anubi
>One palace guard
>One palace priestess
Imagine the fun of being married to both of them!

>> No.40227487

>>40227369
fluff overload

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>>40227476
Sorry, I already pledged myself to the dayshift and nightshift Anubis twins.

>> No.40227548

>>40226952
maybe the real monster girl was society all along...

>> No.40227574
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I want a laidback spellcaster for my party.

>> No.40227604
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Speaking of height, do you think being warriors Ochis are tall? (monsterization might have made them taller and a lot of them likely used a male body as a base anyway) or they are Japan women size?

>> No.40227605

>>40227574
>She offers to cast sleep on you every night so that you can enjoy restful sleep regardless of the place
>You always wake up with a moist crotch

>> No.40227620

>>40227265
>>40227265
This, I demand follow up where she rides him or at the very least is seen carrying him to her room

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You WILL be paired with Order heroines or human realm heroines. And you WILL like it. You do get a girlfriend indeed, be happy.

>> No.40227637

>>40227604
idk if i had an ochi would be an ochi beetle

>> No.40227651

>>40227604
>zipangese warriors
Absolute womanlets

>> No.40227652

>>40227604
>and a lot of them likely used a male body as a base anyway
the fuck?

>> No.40227671

>>40227628
more like
You WILL go back to /tg/
and you WILL stay there

>> No.40227672
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You may not like it, but this is the ideal female body

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>This incel thread again

>> No.40227685

>>40227672
No, I'm pretty sure the ideal female body is flat and less than 4 feet tall.

>> No.40227708

>>40227652
They are made from fallen Samurai warriors, Zipangu is very traditional, former mamono lord era likely more so. So its likely most of the Ochis were reanimated from male samurais.

>> No.40227743

>>40227604
Considering that if they are made from dudes it's probably ancient ones, they are probably shorter than even modern jap women. They probably top out at 150cm at the absolute max.

>> No.40227748

>>40227673
post timestamped image of your developed chin, your squat rack, your high-paying job, your loving parents and your beautiful wife.

>> No.40227760

>>40227530
So tag team couple?
One gets you during the day, the other at night.

>> No.40227767

>>40227760
Yes, they're busy with work.

>> No.40227771

>>40227672
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.40227773
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New plant girl doujin:
https://exhentai.org/g/2248612/ca7c6f9ad3/
Hikinuite Mandrake | Uprooting a Lovestruck Mandrake

>> No.40227790

>>40227771
Shut the fuck up faggot

>> No.40227844
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>>40227743
>Protectionfag chats with Tanuki merchant about his tastes
>She says she wants to introduce him to a warrior friend of hers, an Ochimusha
>Tanuki arrives with Ochi
>"G-greetings Aruji-dono, it will be my pleasure to protect you."
>He sees she is a full head shorter than him
>Proceeds to laugh his ass off

>> No.40227845

>>40227708
>So its likely most of the Ochis were reanimated from male samurais.
you fags dont even try to hide the fact that you know nothing about the setting, do you?

>> No.40227865

>>40227790
No

>> No.40227867

>>40227845
>Warriors of Zipangu called “bushi” who died with regrets but were revived by yokai energy dwelling in their corpses.

Unless you think Zipangu has a very sizable pool of female human warriors, cant see how that's wrong. If they could be created from normal zombies with Zipangu mamono mana, then there wouls be enough numbers to create them exclusively from female corpses.

>> No.40227879

>>40227867
>cant see how that's wrong.
because you dont know the most fundamental rule of the setting to which alps and skeletons are the only exceptions

>> No.40227905

>>40227879
Well, then explain where do all those female human warrior corpses come from in traditional male centric Zipangu, unless you want to argue Ochis are very rare MGs.

>> No.40227939

>>40227905
the same way zombies do you fucking idiot

>> No.40227942

>>40227939
They all come from zombie alps?

>> No.40227948

>>40227905
>traditional male centric Zipangu
you do know kunoichi exist, right? warrior women are nothing unique to the setting, male-centric or otherwise.

>> No.40227955

>>40227942
you're kinda tipping your hand that you're arguing in bad faith, buddy

>> No.40227961
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>"Is that a handgun you got in your pocket or you happy to see me, eh? Handgun eh? Don't you know it's illegal to own handguns here in Winterstown, eh? Surrender your gun, eh!"

>> No.40227972

>>40227961
>a fucking leaf

>> No.40227982
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>>40227961
My right to bear arms SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED.

>> No.40227999

What are political issues in monster girl world? Finding husbands? Dealing with disputes? What do the rulers talk about when they give speeches?

>> No.40228009

Requesting pictures of monster girls dancing. Shoggs are preferred but any appreciated.

>> No.40228247

>>40227999
consequences not being lethal doesnt mean court intrigue wont be a thing. Probably for all the same reasons its done in other media and irl, done by the same kind of perpetrators no less

>> No.40228444

>>40227982
I now desire a weapon fanatic beargirl.

>> No.40228681

>>40225098
creepy robo maid guy is better than whats going on here

>> No.40228712

Need fat doppelass

>> No.40228778
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Reminder that only evil monsters have red eyes thus shirohebis are evil

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>>40228778
Good girls have black sclera, which overrules the red eyes.

>> No.40229170

>>40228778
If they’re so evil and to be avoided why am I so attracted to glowing eyes huh?

>> No.40229190

>>40229170
You must be evil too.

>> No.40229231

>>40229170
t. future Basilisk husband

>> No.40229239

>>40229190
But I just want to live a peaceful life away from the majority of people, there’s no way I’m evil.
>>40229231
They are pretty cute.

>> No.40229448

Kelpies. That is all.

>> No.40229493
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>isekai'd to MGE deep into Order territry
>get captured by some human mage
>threatens to report me to Order if I try to escape from her
>not like I could anyway, because she bound me with magic
>after a few days of research she decides that the only thing I am good for is being a mana battery
>get repeatedly drained via sex for a month not being allowed to leave her basement
>one day she suddenly starts acting much nicer
>she also seems to look a lot better, her breasts must have grown by at least 3 sizes
>all that draining and sex ended up causing monsterization and turned her into a dark mage

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Everyone out grilling?

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>>40228778
That is incorrect, this lovely girl right here has red eyes and do you think she has a single evil bone in her body?

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>>40229493
mamonoobama fixes everything, even h*man women

>> No.40230396

>>40230280
Just woke up myself, celebrating fathers day with the folks, watching some F1, and celebrating my Bday all in one go.

Just need a monster wife and the day would be perfect.

>> No.40230499

>>40227961
>>40227972
>>40227982
Reminder, Winterstown talks shit about the United Federation treating it's indigenous/native population like garbage. Yet they themselves have treated the original natives of their lands arguably much worse. Typical Winterstown Leafs!

>> No.40230516

>>40230396
With a monster wife, it'd be wild celebrating your birthday and father's day at the same time. Happy birthday, Anon.

>> No.40230547

>>40230516
Thanks but we're just celebrating it today as its when the whole family will be together.
My actual birthday is two weeks from now and we won't be able to meet due to other events going on (Vacations and surgeries)

>> No.40230560

>>40229493
Shame she turned into the worst girl. It's like KC took a witch and thought "huh, how do I make this even worse?"

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>> No.40230617

>>40228778
>White hair means powerful
>Red eyes means evil
Hebis are quite dangerous.

>>40228973
>Good girls have black sclera
You mean aggressive rapists.

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>> No.40230627

>>40230499
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22united+federation%22
Begone

>> No.40230645

Remember, in the lands of monster girls they'll make even single men celbrate fathers day.
Mostly by making them into fathers that day.

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>>40230617
I mean good girls.

>> No.40230703

>>40224581
What's going on in this pic? Why dude has cupid arrows? Why is there a seething ryu?

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>>40229493
>It's not like I like you or anything
>You are just my battery
>I turned you into a little boy just to make you take up less space
>hmpf

>> No.40230746

>>40230710
Good tsundere monster girls are impossible to say no to

>> No.40230902
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Living in the Royal Makai means you have to listen to a Top Brass Mamono's public speech for another sweeping executive order

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ded

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I told you not to stay up so late...
Baka ningen...

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>> No.40231407

>>40227530
! ! ! !

>> No.40231465

>>40231353
but them sexy and scary demons in the corner of my eyes tho...

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>> No.40231554

>>40231514
Is this the official elven navy uniform?

>> No.40231580
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40231580

>>40231554
No, this is.

>> No.40231612

>>40227291
I wish to live and play pranks on the residents of hagville

>> No.40231636

>>40231353
I don't want to sleep at night, I want to look at busty werebats.

>> No.40231646

>>40231636
go to the belt store and you can have all the werebats and minotaurs you want

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>>40223618

>> No.40231704
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she’s on pharaoh mandated vacation.
What a terrible thing

>> No.40231707

>>40231353
Cant' gotta shitpost

>> No.40231715 [DELETED] 

You'd wear a collar for your wife right anon? It'd be such a shame if you got lost without one.

>> No.40231735

>>40223871
TINY

>> No.40231736

>>40231704
! !

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>>40224941
it took me 10 fucking hours.

>> No.40231781

imagine jiangshi wock

>> No.40231812

>>40231781
Frequent cause of earthquakes, mogging Wurms that are supposed to be the earth dragons.

>> No.40231838

>>40231812
And they get cute little hats for them and their mouth tentacles

>> No.40231869

>>40230564
shouldn't have sperged out about your lack of janny pay

>> No.40231871

>>40231812
>the paper in the front is the bill they didnt pay which is why they are a Jiangshi in the first place

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>when anon finished walking outside after a hot day

>> No.40231901

>>40231812
No more fat jokes! Jabberwocks are great!

>> No.40231907

>>40231766
Good taste anon. Why rank Baphomet so high? Do you like her a lot?

>> No.40231916

>>40229448
Either do it or fuck off.

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>>40231407

>> No.40231984

>nobody but me ranked furry cat decently
wtf. Give a molly a chance

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You'd wear a collar for your wife right anon? It'd be such a shame if you got lost without one.

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>>40231907
yes

>> No.40231997

>>40231989
i do tend to get lost easily

>> No.40232000

Wheres the human hideout in the zombie infested segment of the royal makai? I'd like to not become a bloodbag for some zompire.

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>>40231989
My wife only likes doing it in private. Usually when she wants to use me as a chair, footstool or other piece of furniture.

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>>40231989
As long as its a loose fit. I'd rather not have something that tight around my neck. Other than her hands, gently

>> No.40232027
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40232027

How do I turn my wife back into a hag?

>> No.40232029

>>40232000
look around for a room with a typewriter

>> No.40232038

>>40232027
go to hagville and ask for a venusifaction potion

>> No.40232043
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what if alice was a bad girl?

>> No.40232054

>>40232018
manticore paws look softer than any other girls

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>>40228778
But anon, red eyes symbolizes pure love just like the color of the heart. Hebis are good girls and just want love.

>> No.40232137

>>40231984
Furry cat looks are shit, too moe, if she looked more like left girl here I'd rank her much, much higher

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96149885

>> No.40232154

who asked either of you?

>> No.40232180
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>"All I'm saying is we don't have to be enemies. If we were to pool our resources then-"
>"Back off bitch, he's mine"

>> No.40232188

>>40231984
the furry look is not attractive to anyone that isn't a furry

>> No.40232201

>>40232137
This isn't nice.
>>40232188
call her exotic please.

>> No.40232207

>>40232180
>ignore both of them
>go for their gentle, southern belle wurm aunt

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Specially adapted to hunting human men

>> No.40232217

>>40232180
i like when two stalemated rivals realize they could work together to both get what they want at the expense of anon.

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>>40232210
many such cases

>> No.40232237

>>40232043
It's clear that the one wearing the white dress is the bad girl. Look at how much lewder it is.

>> No.40232253

>>40232232
Taller and enhanced breasts, truly these monsters are evolving into terrifying creatures.

>> No.40232264

>>40232210
She isn't chasing them down with pillows like that.

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>>40232210
Still easily defeated by a ball of yarn.

>> No.40232276

>>40232210
time to hide in a narrow space

>> No.40232279

>>40227905
They could be from a different age/ civilization/etc. There's no telling how old the ochimusha are

>> No.40232284

>>40232264
She's an ambush predator.

>> No.40232327

>>40232253
You know cant run from them, just one of their strides is 4 of yours

>> No.40232337

>>40232327
Truly those gremlin biochemists have begun dealing in forces beyond their control in creating a species of "superior" monster girl.

The price? men who love shorties....unless they themselves will remain short to corner the market on short monster girls, thus making it easier for them to get husbands.

>> No.40232355

>>40232284
>ambush predator
>thinks she is sneaky when her big kots jut out from her hiding spots
I mean, who is gonna be ambushed when they see two big tits poking out of a wall?

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>>40232355
i volunteer

>> No.40232368

Holstaur bragging about her husband's enormous amount of harvest.

>> No.40232373

>>40232337
And not to mention, the increased thiccness will make it easier to lure prey in, thinking they are seeing things

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>>40226126
>dragon lays huge egg
>can't walk for several days afterwards
>insists that a mighty dragon like her doesn't need to be princess carried by a mere human like you
>doesn't have the strength to stop you

>> No.40232400

>>40232373
Increased thickness.
Superior muscles hidden beneath
Larger breasts
Higher heights.
Truly these Gremlins are doing gods work.

>> No.40232418

>>40232400
>paints herself like an old statue in the forest but is abolustely nude
They are learning new tactics from those gremlins

>> No.40232448

>>40232418
Tactful application of vines and a gray body paint do a lot of work.
Then again, they also just carved some golems like that out of marble and left them there which as the same effects.

>> No.40232468

reminder that today is a dangerous day to go out as monster girls are desperate to turn men into fathers

>> No.40232483

>>40232448
I even heard of some stealthly versions, that are right behind you, giving you stuff that you need or having the thing you need in that exact moment but you never when you turn around

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>>40223618

>> No.40232496

>>40232383
Those two are not dragons

>> No.40232499
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>>40232468
motherly monsters on the hunt

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>>40232363
>volunteering to be pity prey for these ambush predators
>have to pretend that you don't see her big boobs poking out or hear their haughty giggles
>get smooshed by their big breasts as they jump at you
>have to not chuckle as they dance around, celebrating their first successful capture
>have to let yourself be dragged as they pull you home to partake in the spoils of the hunt
you're a good guy anon

>> No.40232511

>>40232499
how do I identify if one is coming onto to me?

>> No.40232512

>>40232383
>She's so sensitive that even touching her pussy makes her shout in pleasure/pain
>sticking your dick in her almost makes her pass out
You'll pay for it when she regains her strength

>> No.40232529

>>40232468
I want to find and marry a whole family of monstergirls ( grandma, mom, aunts, daughters, cousins, etc) and get them all pregnant at the same time

>> No.40232530

>>40232511
homecooked meals, physicality, lap pillows, raw sex, that sort of thing

>> No.40232532

>>40232468
Only in some countries. I still have prep time for father's day here.

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>>40232468
>outside your house is horny monsters prowling around looking to make fathers
>you want to go get some snacks but your foxy neighbor has been growling and pacing around your yard all day
truly a dangerous day

>> No.40232546

>>40232529
>tfw its an all lizard girl family

>> No.40232555
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>>40227672
I do not disagree

>> No.40232567

>>40232483
Exactly.
Dryads with such rich curves hiding in their own foliage
Thick Mantises lurking in the underbrush
Mycanoid just rebouding off a few different trees to draw you in before bouncing at one at high speeds.
Dangerous times.

>> No.40232583

>>40232264
why would she need to?

>> No.40232596

>>40232555
I love wocks, they are most interesting imo. The mouth tentacles could have different personailties, different accents, and even have some thicc lips. And the fact that wocks are proud perverts, you can maybe catch one using one of mouth tentacles eating her out and she wouldn't even stop, and even start going harder

>> No.40232610

>>40232276
You think your safe until she does the octopus thing where as long as one part of her can fit she can make it through

>> No.40232612

What are your summons and familiars? I need ideas.

>> No.40232615
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Forced to lick Hellhound abs

>> No.40232622

>>40232612
summons are not my forte but I would summon derpy, cute, and ditzy wurms

>> No.40232625

>>40232545
>your neighbor thinks she's being sneaky but you can clearly see a pair of fox ears poking out from the bush
>find some old Counter-Strike videos and set them to play on your computer
>foxes have sensitive hearing so hopefully she'll think you're still inside playing videogames
>sneak out the back window
>get ambushed by fox
>the ears out front were just a headband taped to a stick
>clever girl

>> No.40232626

>>40232612
Spider familiar.
Small, cheerful, and likes to ambush me from the ceiling.

>> No.40232641

>>40232612
I just throw bottles of worm pheromone at people.

>> No.40232655

>>40232641
>think some harmless greenworms are going to attach to anon
>a sandworm bursts out of the ground instead
oh

>> No.40232658

>>40232567
hell, I've heard of wurms being taught that they can just grab the man they want much easier if they come from below. Its a crazy world we live in now

>> No.40232673

>>40232658
>Gremlin super science so they can make taller, thicker monster girls, thus allowing them to corner the market on guys that love shorties.
>Gives a small boost in intelligence
>Suddenly wurms go from simple and cheerful to intelligent hunters.
>Abuse the "Lol so dumb" worm schtick for a few months before moving into terrying ambush predator territory

The age of the wurm is nigh.

>> No.40232676

>>40232658
i think it's less that they intentionally strike from below and more that they simply take the shortest path to anon regardless of obstacle

>> No.40232680

>>40232615
What a horrible fate.
Best to never leave the house to keep yourself safe

>> No.40232715

>>40232673
>start making traps
>puts the latest gpu and cpu in a spot in the middle of the forest

>> No.40232724

>>40232612
Shade Ocelohmeh, dark slime behemoth and a demon-raiju.

>> No.40232729

would you date a cougar mg?

>> No.40232731

>>40232729
metal gear?

>> No.40232737

40232731
that joke was not funny and I have grown tired of it. Get some new material, bozo

>> No.40232739
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The age of the cat is nigh

>> No.40232744

>>40232715
>That's silly who would ever fall for such a simple tri-
>High Grade Gunpla kit left at the next trap

>> No.40232749

>>40232739
gimme more choco monster

>> No.40232752

>>40232715
>anon finds the gpu and cpu while walking through the forest
>"Hmm...this is suspicious.."
>a brand new Rapestation 5 is tossed from a nearby bush into the pile
>"Oh boy!"
>anon never saw the trap coming

>> No.40232755

>>40232739
She's FAT

>> No.40232758

>>40232739
More like the age of that cat is high

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>>40232749
have 2

>> No.40232768
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>>40232758
brutal

>> No.40232770

>>40232546
They will all be pregnant
>"ufufufu, this baby reminds me so much about when I was pregnant with you, tickling me all the time!"
>"MOMSTOPYOU'REEMBARRASSINGMEANDTHEBABY"

>> No.40232772

>>40232752
Did Anon truly not know, or did he simply not care since he could finally get his hands on a rapestation 5?

>> No.40232776

>>40232737
no

>> No.40232778

>>40232546
>they set up a tournament bracket to get things rolling
this will be a long day

>> No.40232781

>>40232752
>"no games machine"
>anon keeps walking

>> No.40232786

>>40232766
This is making me so damn horny.
>>40232770
>>40232778
its cause there are lizards that can make kids without any dudes

>> No.40232803
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>>40232739
very breedable choco kot

>> No.40232813

>>40232803
>tfw no auntie kot

>> No.40232826
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40232826

How does one defend themselves against the dark arts of nekomancy

>> No.40232840

>>40232612
I'm a necromancer that specializes in raising monsters that died before getting a man. One time I made a fox hag will-o-the-wisp. It was the worst mistake I have ever made. That poor man is locked in a cage of fluff doomed to be burned by fox fire for all eternity. I still here his screams at night. Mostly because the fox is a damn neet and won't move out. They seem happy though. Next projects are a wonderworm ghoul to see if oral fixations stack, and a skeleton kobold that can play fetch with herself.

>> No.40232848

>>40232826
get a cute kobold

>> No.40232853

>>40232826
develop a mofu addiction.
you get 100% nekomancy resistance and their small puny tails are nothing compared to the nine luxuriously fluffy tails of a kitsune.

>> No.40232858

>>40232826
ps ps noises

>> No.40232865

>>40232853
Who taught this hag how to post?

>> No.40232874

>>40232826
spray bottle

>> No.40232875
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>>40232813
>auntie kot confiding to her nephew anon about how she feels too old for dating now
>she doesn't notice anon licking his lips and staring at her exposed rump

>> No.40232878

>>40232596
For me, it is the wock belly

>> No.40232888
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>>40232596

>> No.40232892

>>40232615
"forced"

>> No.40232894

>>40232875
This picture is too powerful.

>> No.40232903

>>40232826
if it's a ragdoll you can pinch the back of their neck

>> No.40232909

>>40232878
thats good but you can find that with a p'orc
>>40232888
holy shit
>>40232875
I'll just kiss her

>> No.40232911

>>40232383
>the rest is futa
everyday i expect nothing and am still disappointed

>> No.40232918

>>40232911
there do be days like that

>> No.40232968

>>40232888
is tongue kissing yourself a form of masturbation?

>> No.40232971

>>40232903
>cheshire pretends to ragdoll to see what anon will do next
oh whatever will brutish anon do with the helpless and buxom cat?

>> No.40232975

>>40232968
Great question, I’ll ask the local pervy hag

>> No.40233007

>>40232888
>>40232555
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!!

>> No.40233008
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>"Mine"

>> No.40233016

>>40232615
This but with salamander instead, or mino, or holst.

>> No.40233031

>>40233008
medusae also say that when they petrify your limbs

>> No.40233050
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You get picked up and carried off by this oni while she is drunk. What will you do?

>> No.40233062

>>40232888
Can I use wock tentacle mouths for blowjob purposes?

>> No.40233066

>>40233062
who's going to stop you?

>> No.40233067

>>40233008
God she's so short. You could stuff her in a backpack and walk around with a Gazer on your back.

>> No.40233070

>>40233050
Tell her she picked up the wrong guy in her drunken stupor, the guy she was eyeing up all night was next to me.

>> No.40233075

>>40233050
Pull her top down and start sucking on her nipple

>> No.40233078

>>40233050
hug hips and embrace enlightenment

>> No.40233083

>>40233050
point her to the direction of the nearest shop to stock up on more beer and snacks

>> No.40233084

>>40233062
Slow fren, what ya think they there for?

>> No.40233088

>>40233050
Take off her heels and eat her out standing

>> No.40233090

>>40233008
>>40233067
Smug tiny girl hanging onto your arm and looking extra smug for single hags passing by

>> No.40233093

>>40233088
I like the way you think

>> No.40233098

>>40233067
Why not front load her so you can carry her while fucking her?

>> No.40233152

>>40233098
Nah

>> No.40233159

>>40233067
>tfw ywn have a gazer in a backpack to tell you what to watch out for

>> No.40233197

>>40233067
no anon, she'll eat all your snacks and become bottom heavy from all the not walking she's doing!

>> No.40233207

>>40233197
She'll need the extra padding

>> No.40233230

>>40233007
Fuck off bollocks you actual sickly shit eater.

>> No.40233261
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>>40227186
Can we take a break?

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>> No.40233291
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>>40233067
Anon, that's cute

>> No.40233293

>>40233261
A baby-making break

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>>40223618

>> No.40233317

What will be the first thing you say to her when you meet your wife/preferred monster?

>> No.40233325

>>40233317
"Hello"

>> No.40233329

>>40233317
"We both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?"

>> No.40233347
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>>40233293
Shure?

>> No.40233360

>>40233347
No hesitation

>> No.40233379

>>40233347
The ideal state of a muscular monster

>> No.40233406

>>40233261
jiangshi don't skip leg day

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>>40233291
I think it would be funny

>> No.40233431

>>40233417
i might do that with unbonded pslime

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>> No.40233514

>>40233509
>wight wore pan
whoa

>> No.40233580

>>40233494
He must drink all their milk
And make all of them moms

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>>40233317
"What's cookin', good lookin'?"

>> No.40233604

>>40233600
cute monster girl

>> No.40233639

>>40233317
OOOHHH FUCKK MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.40233645

>>40233317
i'd just do a silent hug

>> No.40233646

PROCREATE
ROCREATE
OCREATE
CREATE
REATE
EATE
ATE
TE
E

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>>40233646
you might be onto something

>> No.40233666

>>40233317
"Mine." Then I pick her up and run home.

>> No.40233720
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40233720

Getting praised by my wife and being lovingly kissed after having my face used for 10 hours straight as her throne while eating her out the whole time!

>> No.40233760
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You are contractually obligated to fuck the tismhound

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>>40233646

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>> No.40233801

>>40233760
i suppose there's no choice if the paperwork is all in order

>> No.40233838

>>40233760
No ! !, no fucky

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>>40233799
I like floppy ears, give me the rightmost one

>> No.40233882

>>40233791
I'm not seeing an artificial womb option in that

>> No.40233887

>>40233317
Monster girls are extra weak to cheesy pick up lines.
Starting with one guarantees heart pupils or at the very least rape (affectionate).

>> No.40233923

>>40233720
10 hours is a long time. Can't you be reasonable and start off with 30 minutes?

>>40233843
Floppy ears are a sign of domestication.

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>>40233923
>Floppy ears are a sign of domestication.

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>>40233838
Anon, you can’t just expect an Anubis to flash her marks at all hours of the day. It’s not unusual for her to keep them hidden, at least, until she is around (You)

>> No.40233990

>>40233317
i want a monster that will cling to my legs as i walk away because desperation is pretty hot

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>> No.40234056

>>40233990
this but I do the clinging

>> No.40234085
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40234085

Maids are so old fashioned and lame.
Get yourself a butler instead.

>> No.40234155

>>40234085
But I want to be the butler.

>> No.40234169

>>40233317
Damn, i finally found it, the wurm in my heart
Well, I got a hella of a way to get you feeling better, Obasan
What’s with smiling mask that covers your beautiful smile?

>> No.40234185

>>40234155
A haughty undead lady's butler?

>> No.40234188
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>> No.40234222

>>40234185
>Vampire hiring a butler
>it's actually a fancy term for her bloodbag

>> No.40234271

>>40234222
all the convenience of bloodbag without needing to break them in
on the other hand they don't get to use the dungeon as much so some vampires may not want that

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>> No.40234313

>>40234188
You know she's too big when even comfy sweaters won't fit.

>>40234222
A Vampire's butler tasks:
>Serve her meals (your blood)
>Serve her beverages (your blood)
>Provide her relief (your dick)

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>> No.40234333

>>40234318
i really want to boop the external hearts on shogs and tritonia

>> No.40234386

>>40234085
I don't like alps

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>> No.40234456

>>40234333
Touching a shoggoth's external heart would probably cause her pupils to spin.

>>40234386
Most handsome monsters are not alps.

>> No.40234491

>>40234333
>poke shog's external heart
>it turns into a mouth and grabs your arm like that scene in The Thing

>> No.40234658

>>40234491
And if I poke the heart with my dick?

>> No.40234676

>>40234658
WOMB ATTACK

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>>40233347
UOOHHHHHH OGA-SAN

>> No.40234738

>>40234726
It's criminal that she has thighs this large but isn't a mother yet.

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>>40234738
fucking look at her
the pinnacle of fertility

>> No.40234779

>>40234676
wonder how many wombs ms shog has on average

>> No.40234788

>>40234302
a sight her husband is very familiar with

>> No.40234806

>>40234779
As many as you can fill.

>> No.40234813

>>40234779
>nanomawombs, anon.
>they transform in response to dick
>YOU CANT NOT BREED ME

>> No.40234824

>>40234779
it's like a fractal, it just keeps going

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>> No.40234834

>>40230703
One of the myths about the oomakude involves an enormous centipede terrorizing an area ruled over by a dragon. The dragon asks a brave hero to kill the centipede in return for its daughter's hand in marriage. I assume the image is a mamanoified portrayal of this story
https://yokai.fandom.com/wiki/%C5%8Cmukade

>> No.40234847
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How does your wife deal with cheshire?

>> No.40234851

>>40234847
i thought those cats don't really do much unless they're interested in you

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>>40234847
poorly

>> No.40234860

>>40234853
pov: you disturbed naptime

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>>40234860
>disturbing sacred nap time
anon deserved it

>> No.40234869

>>40234860
to be fair what was she doing in an aqueduct/sewer? anyway

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>>40234851
pretty sure they prank others and cause general mischief
like picking on anon

>> No.40234886

>>40227708
I know is bait/intentional retardation but given that many of the Lescatian knights/heroes/defenders were women it's safe to assume that there are a fair amount of women who take up martial roles in MGE. After all KC has mentioned that being induced with mana makes the humans there tougher

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>>40234847
But Anon, she is the cheshire

>> No.40234920

>>40234869
Thats where she lives

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>>40234902
then how does she deal with other cheshires who would prey on her hubby?

>> No.40234940

>>40234860
>Go to wurm cave
>Find a sleeping one
>Can do whatever you want to her wurms are deep sleepers
>Begin fucking her tits only to wake her up immediately
>Punishes you by pinning you under her with your dick inside her
>Goes back to sleep
>Cum a dozen times due to monster pussy instinctively milking you
>Eventually wurm wakes up and asks you if you learned your lesson
>Cum in response
>Punishes you again by going back to sleep

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>> No.40235015

>>40234999
What is this kot up to?

>> No.40235021

>>40234999
cherry flaovr milk

>> No.40235045
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>>40235015
Scheming. It’s not just for foxes.

>> No.40235083
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>Glowfox has to constantly monitor Anon
>But she can’t rape him through a screen

>> No.40235084

>>40235045
this changes everything

>> No.40235088

Mating press leglock nakadashi sex with ___

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>>40235045
>scheming cats
what can they do? just bribe them with tuna

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>>40235091
They can trick you into giving them tuna.
Also rape.

>> No.40235112

I wonder how a salamander/lizard girl would react if you challenged them even despite knowing the fact you are hopelessly outmatched.

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>>40235088
pigs!

>> No.40235126

>>40235112
there were a couple examples of behavior in the dragonia arena. shockingly it seemed to vary based on personality

>> No.40235130

>>40235114
lovely gal, wouldnt mind wrestling in the mud with her

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>>40223618

>> No.40235137

>>40235130
yeah until few minutes later when you find out that mud is in fact abrasive.

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>>40235114
love me some pigs

>> No.40235144

>>40235137
that's what gnomes and doromes are for

>> No.40235145

I'd train my kobold to be kind to every felines other than cheshire cats.
Cheshires would get aggressively barked at.

>> No.40235146

>>40235137
even better
>>40235131
bout time to I saw a bogey

>> No.40235147

>>40235126
>shockingly it seemed to vary based on personality
You telling me monster girl don't all haver the same personality and would react to situations differently?
Seems like demon propaganda if you ask me.

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>>40235131
how much stuffing does a bogey deserve?

>> No.40235157

>>40235141
>that pudge
hmmm

>> No.40235180

>>40235156
I don’t understand this obscure korean joke. All I’m getting is that anon is hungry, but bogey is hungrier and can’t open tiny bags

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>eyes open
uh oh, what'd you do this time anon?

>> No.40235209

>>40235198
tried to steal her handmaidens while not even looking at the lady fox

>> No.40235215

>>40235156
Which way to I read this, am I having a stroke?

>> No.40235217

>>40235198
asked to see her pretty eyes

>> No.40235226

>>40235215
i think it's LR but yeah i got nothing

>> No.40235235

>>40235198
Said inverted nipples are gross.

>> No.40235248

>>40235088
pear-shaped lolis minus leglocking

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wolves are cool
always party up with a doggo

>> No.40235260

>>40235088
Massive musclebound Jinkos
>>40235248
>minus leglocking
why

>> No.40235263

>>40235256
there's this nice jorougumo who said she'd show me the ropes tonight

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>>40235256
Sure, but only this one.

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>>40235269
are you sure?

>> No.40235296

>>40235256
I always party up with the girl with the biggest boobs.

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>>40235296
i hope you don't switch sides on the first encounter

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>>40235293
Yes, thank you for convincing me further.

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>>40235296
>mercenary anon partying up with only the finest boobs
you chose wise

>> No.40235328
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Quickshot foxes

>> No.40235332

>>40235260
>why
It would be really awkward because of the size difference, and even without that grabbing those sexy legs would be too good of an option to pass up anyway.

>> No.40235340

>>40235316
I mean, the bigger the boobs the more correct their opinions are. This is a fact.

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>>40235328
all foxes are quickshots
like how they are extremely fertile

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Wild West salamanders/lizards challenging Anon to a duel at high noon

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40235424

>>40235414
>duel
anytime sweetcheeks

>> No.40235435

>>40235414
>"You call throwing dynamite a martial art?"

>> No.40235465
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How would you raise an adopted daughter? Wife in training or pure parental love?

>> No.40235469
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Tomboy Demons

>> No.40235488
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40235488

>> No.40235499

>>40235198
escaped

>> No.40235511

>>40235198
The Fox is armed, need to pacify her by attacking the ear fluff.

>> No.40235513
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40235513

Big black mofu

>> No.40235527

>>40235513
This is the kind of Fox my mom warned me about and she was a Fox too.

>> No.40235532
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>>40235527
She is quite dangerous

>> No.40235541
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>>40235513
>black fox invaded my home
Hilf Mir

>> No.40235554
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40235554

UHOOOOOOO

>> No.40235560

>>40235541
>A cocoon of black fluff and tails lying on my bed.
>It shifts and moves around.
>It parts revealing a lazy, sleepy Fox.

>> No.40235567
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40235567

How do I find monster girls to cheat on my bicorn wife with?

>> No.40235579
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40235579

What is the evilest fox

>> No.40235583

>>40235567
generally speaking she'll pick you up by the hips and battering ram them

>> No.40235600

>>40235579
the sweet, insidious poison known as senko

>> No.40235605

>>40235554
I wish to have sex with my jabberwife, and have big lipstick marks all over my body

>> No.40235617

>>40235579
Old Man Jenkins wearing a bikini and a fox mask.
He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.

>> No.40235625

>>40235465
i'd try to raise her proper but if her hormones kick in one night and she overpowers me that's fine too.
her getting really protective around other suitors would be cute too.

>> No.40235654
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>>40235560
Always when I'm lonely
I'm drawn to the mofu
Why is the mofu soft?
Why won't I get healthy?

>> No.40235690

>>40235654
I want to have sex with this fox

>> No.40235694
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>>40235513
>Big black mofu

>> No.40235705

>>40235694
ms gazer needs more conditioner and less grease

>> No.40235715
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I love minos

>> No.40235733

what is next for kc?

>> No.40235742
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>>40235733
corruption meter to his game

>> No.40235746
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>>40235715

>> No.40235753

>>40235705
someone should get her to take a shower

>> No.40235770

>>40235746
i dont know who this is, what she is from, or why she is so happy, but im happy for her

>> No.40235772

>>40235742
oddle enough the left feels just as slutty

>> No.40235773

>>40235746
cute

>> No.40235778

>>40235772
maybe a little more so

>> No.40235784

>>40235772
theres a difference between being corrupted and being slutty

>> No.40235787

>>40235715
Need to spend a comfy afternoon napping with a Mino

>> No.40235798

>>40235715
if i ever get stuck in a labyrinth i'd like to meet one

>> No.40235800
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>>40235694
mofu is old, scales are in!

>> No.40235807

>>40235800
what the crab doin

>> No.40235815
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>>40235800
>scales are in

>> No.40235836

>>40235465
Normal raising until the inevitable happens with a single monstergirl and a single man living under the same roof, and it switches over to wife training.

>> No.40235867

>>40235772
it is. KC hates how dishonest women are so monsterization just makes them honest sluts.

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>>40235770
>i dont know who this is
its minos

>> No.40235883

>>40235742
Left is better

>> No.40235893
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40235893

Anon has just been convicted of 1st degree singlehood. What sentence does the Council hand down?

>> No.40235902

>>40235893
>What sentence does the Council hand down?
400 babies

>> No.40235903

Soft Oni...

>> No.40235906
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>>40235893
Twinhood!
Look at anon go!

>> No.40235911

>>40235893
We don't know. They haven't said anything.

>> No.40235924

>>40235893
Marriage to a loli queen and the duty of populating a new hive.

>> No.40235925

>>40235902
He got off easy.

>> No.40235928

>>40235746
>>40235878
small boobs for a cow

>> No.40235930

>>40235902
Give Powerthirst to your babies to make them run ABNORMALLY FAST

>> No.40235938
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40235938

Purple Rain. Purple Rain...

>> No.40235946
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>>40235925
that's the thing. anon always gets off

>> No.40235952

>>40235893
1st degree? Your honors anon here clearly committed 3rd degree singlehood, he’s just shy, which why I motion all charges be lessened and he gets his choice in the ushi den, apophis pit, mino maze, hornet apiary or the jubjub volary

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>>40235946
anon is too dumb for this stuff

>> No.40235967

>>40235952
OBJECTION, your honor, he could have just walked outside and been taken home. He was actively avoiding being paired.

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>>40235938

>> No.40236007

>>40235960
God I fucking love hags.

>> No.40236009
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>>40235994
Billie Jean, not my lover..

>> No.40236025
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40236025

>>40223618

>> No.40236038
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>>40235994

>> No.40236046

>>40224262
dude he just called you gay, puss

>> No.40236079
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40236079

>>40236009
I would be happy with a Shog succ

>> No.40236097

>>40236079
I don't know what girls anons couldn't really rationalize getting raped by

>> No.40236111
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real shog hours

>> No.40236143

>>40236097
in fairness i did look like i was asking for it

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>>40236111
Shog?

>> No.40236161

>>40236097
it'd hurt my pride a little bit to be raped by elves. i'd get over it after a while

>> No.40236162

>>40236111
who /ona/ here?

>> No.40236227

>>40236162
When is KC releasing a Shog/slime girl onahole?

>> No.40236261

>>40236227
>isn't self-cleaning, doesn't fold my shirts or unblinkingly stare at me all night
this is useless

>> No.40236302

>>40235893
Supervised visits due to extenuating circumstances. These visits shall be for a nine month period pending further evaluation during that time.

>> No.40236311

>>40235952
>apophis pit
But apophis are super rare you can't have a pit full of them

>> No.40236342

>telling a shog that she seems nice but you're at the stage where you're really looking for a wife more than a maid

>> No.40236350

>>40223618
Somewhere in a Monstergirl City:

>A normal weekend, a Saturday
>A Danuki grumpily and impatiently stomps out of her luxury condo
>She is also dressed up as a chicken in a chicken mascot suit
>She gets into her car and revs her engines
>"I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work, on a Saturday! ALL THE WAY TO WORK!"
>She proceeds to drive straight to the road without considering to look both way for oncoming traffic, basically disrupting traffic
>Continues driving diagonally
>Turns out her work and place of business, Danuki Stonks, is just across the street from her condo
>And then proceeds to park diagonally, double parking, taking up two parking slots

>> No.40236379

>>40236350
I thought this was going to be a Danuki isekai to Earth for a second.

>> No.40236402
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40236402

>>40223618

>> No.40236406

I think I'll fap to her later.

>> No.40236426

>>40236379
but why dressed as a chicken?

>> No.40236432

>>40236342
I'm not wild about the maid aesthetic anyway, I wanna see Shoggy pull off the housewife look.

>> No.40236446

>>40236261
Just glue some googley eyes to it.

>> No.40236466

>>40236432
nureonago needs something going for her

>> No.40236467
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40236467

>>40236432
Better?

>> No.40236472
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>>40236402
Fuck yeah Seaking!

>> No.40236477

>>40236472
good lord thats hot

>> No.40236485

>>40235938
shoggy has good taste in music

>> No.40236507
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40236507

>>40236467
Not fully committed to moving from the maid look.

>> No.40236519

>>40236507
Slimes in pantyhose are something.

>> No.40236523

monsters to get instant loss'd by?

>> No.40236526

>>40235938
>land on a shog planet
>looking for a shog wife
>shog rain begins
>billions of purple blob shogs land on the shog ground around you
>shog
>shog
>shog

>> No.40236535

>>40236523
not a fan of the instant loss thing any direction, but i wouldn't mind being instant loss'd by a cheshire or a mindflayer.

>> No.40236556

>>40236523
Ones that you wouldn't expect.

>> No.40236563

>>40236523
clussy

>> No.40236580

>>40236526
>...and so he vanished

>> No.40236596

>>40236523
holstaur home cooking
smelly bird
tsurara thighs
loli jabberwock sleeve tug

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>> No.40236632

>>40236523
March hare! I enjoy the idea of her being able to just walk up to me, say really lewd things, whisper in my ear and i just lose immediately and she takes my hand and brings me back to her place/somewhere private.

>> No.40236659

Monster's who get instant loss'd?

>> No.40236669

>>40236659
lilim, upon receiving any sort of affection

>> No.40236673
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>>40236659

>> No.40236690

>>40236659
Dragons because they're autistic and don't know how to talk to men, let alone handle one taking the initiative.

>> No.40236704

>>40236690
but jabbers
and like 90% of dragonia

>> No.40236712

>>40236669
So what would happen if I were to walk up to one, grab her hand and tell her I love her?

>> No.40236733

>>40236704
Jabberwocks exist exactly because Queen of Hearts couldn't stand looking at a dragon being a sperg.

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>>40236712

>> No.40236756

>>40236523
Beelzebub.

>Like I'd ever lose to bugs!
>Oh nooooooooo

>> No.40236772

>>40236673
I'm gonna need some source. Why hasn't someone developed a porn crop search engine is the real question though.

>> No.40236779

>>40236756
mind immediately went to mgq and got worried. she was brilliant until the fucking eggs happened

>> No.40236782

>>40236772
No spoonfeeding. You can find it easy. You have enough information to find it based on tags.

>> No.40236794

>>40236523
2koma is a wonderful format

>> No.40236885

>>40236523
i like the ones that are pretty strong but probably a little underrated in capability.
medusa, gargoyle, chimera, dark slime

>> No.40236908

>>40236738
Okay she can let go of my hand now.

>> No.40236978

>>40236523
All of them

>> No.40237007

>>40236772
>a porn crop search engine
you want i should take a stab at it?

>> No.40237111
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>>40236782
Demon Loli Ahegao took way more time than necessary.

>> No.40237157

>>40236908
No. This is true love, anon.

>> No.40237162

>>40236772
>I'm gonna need some source.
dude thats henrybird, part of his thing is tickle torture.

>> No.40237225

>>40235960
I always imagined her hair as white-grey, personally.

>> No.40237528
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>>40236908
>letting go
no

>> No.40237593

>>40237157
>>40237528
But I really gotta go back home before dark and the scary hags come out.

>> No.40237608

>>40237593
I'll take care of them, so hold hands for as long as you want
also dragon lewd that i found on twitter
https://imgur.com/pEjaQ86

>> No.40237609

>>40237593
i've heard rumors that the hags open their eyes at night, it's spooky stuff.

>> No.40237615

>>40236673
Whats the story here?

>> No.40237625

>>40237609
Well now she definitely needs to let go, I have to investigate these rumors myself!

>> No.40237656

>>40236507
UMPH!

>> No.40237677

>>40237608
puffy

>> No.40237743
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40237743

Sheep life

>> No.40237768
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>>40237743
I prefer bipedal and more satyr like hooved girls.

>> No.40237796

>>40237768
Why do freckles look so attractive?
I don't get it, I wasn't like this like a year ago.

>> No.40237844

>>40237796
i still can't view them as anything but imperfections. it really shouldn't bother me but it does

>> No.40237845

>>40237796
Freckles are just top tier, Anon. You've seen the light.

>> No.40237931

>>40237615
demon lord defeated with tickles

>> No.40237937

>>40237844
>>40237845
Truly the duality of man.

>> No.40237988

>Turns out my closet advisor and confidant was a dragon this whole time
>Helped turn my small hamlet into a powerful and rich city
>All so she could lay and sleep on my gold
>Won’t leave the treasury now
>Says she’ll only get up if I can provide her something of greater value than all my gold and jewels
What does she want?

>> No.40238000

>>40237988
>closet advisor
that's some serious dedication to interior design

>> No.40238007

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes just chilling and playing vidya or shitposting with monster girls is the best way to spend an evening.

>> No.40238011

>>40237988
Several very small dragons with your eyes.

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>>40223618

>> No.40238097

>>40238011
But I need my eyes.

>> No.40238106

>>40238097
monsters really dig it when you're dependent on them

>> No.40238122
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>SNIFFFFFFFF
Oh yeah, danuki breath stinks the best. Like tempura and persimmons

>> No.40238127

>>40236690
that one story with the spaghetti spilling dragon was really cute

>> No.40238132

>>40238097
>>40238106
That certainly did not go in the direction I wanted it to.
Anon just tell her you want to have many small dragons and she will take care of the rest.

>> No.40238137

>>40238127
Anything with monsters spilling spaghetti everywhere is really cute though.
Especially ones that are generally tough and proud.

>> No.40238155

>>40238132
I'm not sure how having her pull my eyes out instead of doing it myself makes it better.

>> No.40238160

>>40238137
mein negro

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>>40238122
>SNIFFF
Ughhh, hellhound breath stinks the worst. Like actual shit mixed with sulfur...

Yeah, I'm gonna stick with Miss Tanuki over here. Someone teach that mangy mutt how to use a toothbrush, if that'll even help.

>> No.40238189

>>40238155
Anon at this rate she just might.

>> No.40238219

>>40235465
Marry both adopted daughter and the new boss
And see who can make the most babies

>> No.40238256

>>40238189
Sounds like I might need to hire a dragon slayer. I need my eyes, that's non negotiable.

>> No.40238283

>>40238256
Anon KC will smite you if you do that.

>> No.40238286

>>40238171
imagine the crotch chafing

>> No.40238337
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40238337

You should really think about getting some sleep

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>>40238337
I mean it

>> No.40238400

>>40237796
I love when these threads corrupt an anon into a new fetish

>> No.40238480

Is asking MGs to introduce you to a MG of the race you want to marry, a viable strategy? I was thinking since some days that if I went to the RPG bar I would ask the Satyros owner if she knows a Minotaur she can get me with.

>> No.40238491

>>40238480
Yeah it would work, what monster wouldn’t like making one of her unmarried friends happy? Just be a bit careful who you ask: asking the unmarried vampire where the wight women at is liable to get you bit, but asking the nice married holst down the street if she has any mino cousins is a-ok

>> No.40238492

>>40238480
Many MGs can't resist meddling in the love lives of others. If they notice a lonely boo and a shy girl that just can't get together, they'll try and move things along.

>> No.40238550
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>> No.40238570
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>> No.40238587
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>>40238491
I imagine I would make a nice team with the game Succs that is shyly spying on the man outside the bar. We arrange to meet inside the Satyros bar in a table, I go with the guy and she brings a tall muscled Amazoness.

>> No.40238630
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40238630

>>40238570
love anubis

>> No.40238686

>>40238570
I want to make a schedule for a corrupted Anubis.

>> No.40238719

>>40238400
I remember feeling actually nauseous when I first read about MGE corruption, especially Sasha Fullmoon story. But after being exposed to the idea of """corruption""" here for some time, I started liking it to the point that I'd actually fully support extremists on Earth if portals were to open today.

>> No.40238727

>>40238630
Why did no one tell me washing off an anubis’s ! ! paint is grounds for being tossed into the snake pit

>> No.40238728

>>40236629
She's looking larger alright.

>> No.40238746

>>40238587
>is this him?
>yes
>amazon picks up Anon and carries him out of the bar
>satyros shrugs and downs the drinks she had prepared for them

>> No.40238755

>>40238630
>pov
>you misfiled a tax form from 20 years ago

>> No.40238758
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>>40238728
That's a fox after being domesticated. Strangely enough, their breasts get bigger and hips grow wider.

>> No.40238767

>>40238758
>he thinks foxes can be domesticated.
foolish anon, they domesticate YOU.
their larger assets are to taunt the foxes without a domesticated man.

>> No.40238777

>>40238767
I refuse to believe old foxes can do something so devious

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>>40238767
>"Domestication successful"
>anon thought to himself, after brushing his fox wife's tails for third hour straight

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>>40238777
I'm pretty sure "devious" is the most succinct description of foxes over all of history.
Even when they're being benevolent, they're devious.

>> No.40238836

>>40238777
oh poor anon you know not the fir-
i-i mean yes, foxes absolutely COULDNT be that devious. infact to prove it you should go up to the first fox hag you see and domesticate her!

>> No.40238837
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40238837

I desire a haghound

>> No.40238849

>>40238814
That looks like a fox Kagerou

>> No.40238871

>>40238836
Where does one find these fox hags?

>> No.40238885

>>40238871
low risk: hagvill.
high risk: go into a deep forest and just think really strongly about mofu. may or may not attract a raiju, hellhound, or other beast girl with a fluffy tail instead of a fox.

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>>40238837
Imagine being subjected to decades of pent up animalistic sexual aggression. It's good that you'd probably incubize right away, because a human would not survive the first night.

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40238901

>>40238849
She is apparently the artist's rendition of Ran from some time far in the past.

>> No.40238969

>>40238885
Wouldn't hagville be high risk here?

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>>40238969
It's basically a retirement home for desperate old ladies and they will do anything you want, expecting only a little affection in exchange. Good choice for anons with degenerate sexual fantasies like tails bukkake
Feral hags are the dangerous ones, the situation is flipped and (You) will be the output for everything they fantasized about over all those years in solitude.

>> No.40239155

>>40238886
>Average time needed for a hellhound's husband to incubize: 6 days
>Avg time for a haghound's husband: 0.5 days
His pelvis will never forget that day.

>> No.40239210

>>40239031
What if I want to make a big happy family with a hag?

>> No.40239251

>>40239210
Say that on the main street of hagville and the place will break out into a battle royale match

>> No.40239268

Considering your post history, which monster is most likely to come after you?

>> No.40239272
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>>40239268
I'm getting foxed 100%, no contest here.

>> No.40239274

>>40239251
>hear audible neck crack as they all turn their heads to look at you
>some start drooling

Should I be scared?

>> No.40239301

>>40239268
i like crab

>> No.40239304

>>40239268
A tall and sultry demon

>> No.40239335

>>40239268
Cows, but also creepy girls.

>> No.40239356

>>40239272
Human-sized paws are aesthetically pleasing.
So are fox face-paint.

>>40239335
What about a creepy shortstack goth cow?

>> No.40239373

Do you know what sound a ninja harpy makes?
She kunoichirps.

>> No.40239386

>>40239268
Clown, probably

>> No.40239417

>>40239356
A hex maniac style creepy cow would be the ideal woman for me yes, though I’d prefer if she’s my height or taller.

>> No.40239418

>>40239268
>jabberwock is sickened but curious

>> No.40239427

>>40239373
I wish I had a group of adoring goblin followers who would laugh when I made a joke this bad.

>>40239417
The taller the girl, the creepier she is.
Have you seen those big ghosts and that one kitsune?

>> No.40239441

>>40239373
fucking cringekots

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>>40239427
well I'm spooked

>> No.40239450

>>40239427
Yes that tall kitsune is creepy, but I also want to make sweet, tender love to her, no words exchanged, just the two of us in a dark room all alone, and she keeps staring at me with those weird eyes

>> No.40239518

>>40239427
Creepier and cuter.

>> No.40239528

>>40239031
I will scratch the ears of random fox hags. Nothing bad will happen, right?

>> No.40239536

>>40239444
Does she want pets?

>> No.40239546

>>40239528
>anon discovers one of the less known kitsune marriage rituals
I'll stick to the good old "cum thrice inside to get married"

>> No.40239589

>>40239417
>hex maniac cow
Absolutely sublime taste

>> No.40239598

>>40239528
The first one you do it to will grab your hand and drag you to the nearest marriage registration office.

>> No.40239682

>>40239031
This fox is probably my favorite one. There's just something so adorable about her.

>> No.40239747

>>40239031
what about sonic bukkake?

>> No.40239791

Shota infatuated with high school gyaru.

>> No.40240035

>>40236523
Doromes can and will instant loss you with a mere hug

>> No.40240152

>>40240035
A love starved anon is for grabs to any monster who is very touchy

>> No.40240165

>>40239682
MC in that one was absolutely retarded and deserved the rape correction
>beautiful woman is hitting on you
>reject her because of fox ears

>> No.40240296

KC didn't make pyrow curvy enough

>> No.40240298

>>40240165
Yeah he was kinda dumb, but then again he did come to an empty shrine to pray so he can finally lose his virginity, so guy was pretty detached from reality already.

>> No.40240301

>>40240296
today is the day he updates his game

>> No.40240315

>>40239268
a fat old hag, most likely either wurm, bogie, jabberwock, fox or haku

>> No.40240336

>>40239536
She wants a puppy.

>> No.40240362

>>40240315
I'm having a hard time picturing an old hag wurm.
She might have the body and age, but what about the personality?

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>>40232545
I'll be honest, this is kinda creepy I love me some fear boner

>> No.40240385

>>40240362
shes has that bubbly old girl personality, you know what I am talking about

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>>40232853
kitsune hands typed this

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>> No.40240417

>>40240165
The guy wanted a shirohebi

>> No.40240423

>>40240404
buenos dias, Mandi

>> No.40240427

>>40240368
>>40240393
This fox makes me horny, but also scared.
Imagine her just standing there looking at you, and then next secon she's already on top of you, undressing you and stroking your dick, but she also never breaks eye contact nor does her face change it's expression

>> No.40240472
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>>40239268
I have a clear #1.

>> No.40240477
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>>40239268
either purple kett or a fox, Im not completely sure, but it'd be kinda funny if it was one of the cursed swords or undead dragons out there.

>> No.40240481

>>40240296
>>40240301
God can you imagine if he updates Pyrow the same way he did Holstaur.

>> No.40240492

>>40240481
How am I supposed to casually hang out with Pyrow-chan if I can't stop looking at her chest?

>> No.40240496

>>40240492
She’ll let you touch them if you agree to hang out and play vidya with her.

>> No.40240508

>>40239268
Most likely a lilim or dark knight/brave, wight or dragon.

>> No.40240517

>>40239268
Hellhounds, nearly every post I've made in these threads is about how much I to be raped, collared, and sat on by one.

>> No.40240529

>>40240385
The kind who always smile and gives you way too many kisses and hugs?

>> No.40240562

>>40240529
That one exactly, very handsy, always smiling and smiling harder when she pampers you

>> No.40240579

>>40240529
>>40240562
I bet she’s always got a fresh cake, pie, or tray of cookies when you come over.

>> No.40240600

>>40240579
And dont forget milk that's very warm and fresh and sometimes seeing her top get wet near her nips

>> No.40240608

>>40240508
I'll be mamono's drak knight if she will be my bane

>> No.40240618

>>40240608
>no one cared who I was until I put down the bra

>> No.40240629

>>40239268
The sabbath know I am an easy mark.And probably on suicide watch

>> No.40240631

>>40240608
Big girls are for me

>> No.40240716

Ever heard of that white snake barber who specialises in making girls with a lot of fur and fluff, like weresheep, look all cool and pretty?
That shearohebi is in high demand.

>> No.40240732
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>Mom is still pure
>Daughter is fallen
???

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>> No.40240757

>>40240750
cute chunni dork

>> No.40240896

>>40240732
Obviously she’s an angel of Eros but her daughter became one of the chief god to be edgy and instantly fell

>> No.40240947

>>40240896
i dont think angels can simply swap religions nilly willy

>> No.40240954

human boys are sluts for big wings

>> No.40240957

>>40240608
>Anon keeps ignoring his Kikimora maid's subtle advances
>She snaps, puts on the mask and decides to cause mayhem
>He becomes her arch-rival who foils all her plan
>He still hasn't noticed it's her under the mask

>> No.40240965

>>40238969
hagville is low risk because what you see is what you get and foxes are the majority of the population so it wont take much to find who you like.
but deep in a forest? only hags with the strongest magic live out there.
its a one way trip, and there is a good chance you will start getting dragged away by a spell before you even see which monster has their eyes on you.

>> No.40240977

>>40240947
Why do you think she fell?

>> No.40240990

>>40240977
Not preaching odin

>> No.40240994

>>40240977
She slipped on a banana peel that someone conveniently left laying around?

>> No.40241022

>>40240957
>he falls for the masked stranger
>now he really doesn't notice his maid's advances as he's daydreaming about his rival

>> No.40241025

>>40240965
i know for a fact that its elves, foxes, and dragons not to mention some gap hags here or there

>> No.40241031
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40241031

Expand the kiki bloodline

>> No.40241051

>>40240994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-3KI2eHi4

>> No.40241081

>>40241051
>hag chesh training several young cheshs

>> No.40241095

>>40241081
Wouldn't young and flat cheshires be called ceshtlets?

>> No.40241105
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40241105

>>40238801
It's alright.

>> No.40241115

>>40240947
most of the gods seem pretty relaxed except for the chief god

>> No.40241117

>>40241095
>>40240716
>>40240994
Did you graduate valedictorian from clown college?

>> No.40241139
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This months' best seller in MGC:

>Anon's family moved to a new city and now Anon has to attend an all-gyaru school!? vol.1

>> No.40241140

>>40240732
All the lewd cheeky brats at school are a bad influence

>> No.40241148

>>40223651
Gib OG link

>> No.40241154
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>>40240732
i like when the mom is the small one

>> No.40241167

>>40241148
https://imgbox.com/wqsWMd1J

>> No.40241177

>>40241117
Did my red nose give it away?

>> No.40241207

>>40241117
I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

>> No.40241225

>>40241117
Ms Bogie did say something about me being a valedicktorian, but I don't know what she was talking about...

>> No.40241237
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>> No.40241238

>>40241139
>Anon is a nerd that hides his body to not get too much atenttion for he is quite musclar and ws called a monster since he had such muscles even when he was a kid
>>40241177
yes it along with your shoes
>>40241207
sorry, jester universtiy
>>40241225
I envy you

>> No.40241247

>>40241167
Thank you

>> No.40241266
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RPG update doko?

>> No.40241286

>>40241266
3-4 hours

>> No.40241310

>>40241139
>Anons face when he enters ands gets a choco overdose

>> No.40241326

>>40240481
How did Holst get upgraded?

>> No.40241339

>>40241326
bigger titty

>> No.40241344

>>40241326
chest heaviness

>> No.40241346

i NEED echidnas to get upgraded,they need to look more motherly

>> No.40241347

>>40241139
I need just one pyrow or gyaru roach with that sweet sweet deliquent/country bumpkin accent and I will be in heaven.

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>>40223675

>> No.40241376

>>40241139
>entire class of gyarus often schlick together in the bathroom to raunchy doujins about male students getting molested by gyaru bullies
>one day, teacher introduces their new classmate
>it's a boy
Poor guy never stood a chance

>> No.40241382

>>40241366
There's a reason nipple teasing jutsu is considered to be the last resort for a kunoichi.

>> No.40241395

>>40241376
>dude is deathly afraid of gyarus
>Goes almost catanotic

>> No.40241418

>>40241366
Tanukis confuse and scare me.

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>>40241139
Who are the ultimate little boy predators, hags or gyarus?

>inb4 gyaru hags
The world is not ready.

>> No.40241430

>>40241395
>afraid of gyarus
is that a thing? sounds like he's just afraid of girls

>> No.40241436

>>40241428
>not wanting your gyaru friend to invite her gyaru cougar aunt to a threesome

>> No.40241437

>>40241428
So you are saying that if I'm a big boy gyaru won't hunt me? Oh.

>> No.40241439

>>40241395
>they notice he's really scared
>trashy gyarus are now dressing like total nerds and wear fake glasses
>though there's no way to hide their tan and it all looks comically dumb

>> No.40241441

>>40241428
Baby crazy MG

>> No.40241449

>>40241436
>gyaru cougar aunt
So... a cogyarunt?

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>>40241346
Here is your improved extra motherly echidna

>> No.40241462

>>40241441
a bit redundant

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>>40241428
hags for little boys, with gyarus their prime prey are scrawny pale nerds at school

>> No.40241474

>>40241457
too small,go back

>> No.40241481

>>40241457
why snake small now

>> No.40241487

>>40241428
I guess no MG likes men. It's all about little boys.

>> No.40241496

>>40241470
This is peak gyaru performance, I'm in love

>> No.40241508

>>40241487
we are all little boys when 200 is young for monsters

>> No.40241532

>>40241439
>He gets even more scared since he rather see the threat then being surrounded by wolves in sheep's clothing

>> No.40241535

>>40241470
I disagree, gyarus have enough love for both.

>> No.40241545

>>40241418
That's a Ratatoskr.

>> No.40241547

>>40241457
her expression doesn't really radiate warmth and kindness, what kind of mom stuff does she do?

>> No.40241549

>>40241487
Men are a social construct, so yeah no one likes them. Except for gays, but we don't have these around here.

>> No.40241555

>>40241437
Of course they will. Gyarus either love boy younger than them or way older.

>> No.40241561

>>40241545
I know, I just wanted to blow the wistle on tanuki conspiracy befor

>> No.40241574

>>40241549
Your mum's a social contruct.

>> No.40241588

>>40241457
This is peak echidna.

>> No.40241590

>>40241574
She's an antisocial construct, actually.

>> No.40241592

>>40241561
Everyone knows tanuki are up to shady shit, I doubt it's something Ratas don't already know.

>> No.40241618

>>40241588
i need a thicker, girthier tail. i mean yeah she could still overpower me easily but it doesn't have the same feel to it

>> No.40241627

>Last image was gyaru related
Blessed

>> No.40241634

>>40241470
Hey, it's that dude from Persona 5™ ©

>> No.40241637

>>40239031
The way she talks is just precious and makes me want to love and cherish her.

>> No.40241639

>>40241618
go to the dungoen in hagville

>> No.40241684

>>40241639
is it the highest level of all dungeons or dusty and full of cobwebs with a lonely snake?

>> No.40241696

how many types of gyaru are there?
>>40241684
both, its so high level no one goes there so its dusty and filled with cobwebs

>> No.40241759

>>40241684
the cobwebs are master kunoichi in disguise

>> No.40241769

>>40241696
>grape gyaru
>orange gyaru
>lemon-lime gyaru
>mystery flavor gyaru

>> No.40241778

>>40241759
master spinsters, you mean

>> No.40241791

>>40241696
What do you mean by types

>> No.40241815

>>40241791
if can I remeber there is kuro gyaru, rock gyaru, and some others that I cant really remmber like goth gyaru

>> No.40241920

I'm interested in muscle gyarus. Minotaurs are already a bit tan, so they just need some nice outfits and maybe a bit of makeup.

>> No.40242049

>>40240957
>>40240957
>>40240957
>>40240957

>> No.40242056

>>40242049
4u? you ass

>> No.40242070

CIA Hellhounds are monitoring this thread

>> No.40242080

>>40242070
She's a big girl

>> No.40242090

>>40242070
What are they looking for?

>> No.40242096

>>40242090
human boys who need protection

>> No.40242100

>>40241696
Well you can divide gyarus into 4 types depending on their prey preference.

>Nerdy school boys
>Little boys
>Salarymen
>Muscle men

>> No.40242101

>>40242070
You don't need a nightlight with one around.

>> No.40242106

>>40242070
Really? Well what do they about this

HELLHOUNDS ARE NIGGERS

>> No.40242109

>>40242070
fucking glowhounds

>> No.40242110

>>40242070
The Cuddle Isolated Anons division is fearsome, any sign of loneliness and they swoop in.

>> No.40242124

>>40242100
You forgot fat neets.

>> No.40242129

>>40242110
oh no
im in danger

>> No.40242163

>>40242070
and? i already evaded my taxes

>> No.40242203

>>40242163
What monster in the IRS is most likely to investigate anon for tax evasion?

>> No.40242211

>>40242203
danukis and dragons

>> No.40242228

>>40242211
danukis would never join the irs as they are biologically opposed to the concept of taxation

>> No.40242231

>lolis this
>hags that
Teenage monsters are best

>> No.40242237

22 year old monsters are the best

>> No.40242247

>>40242228
im going to prank a danuki into belivieng she got a job in the IRS

>> No.40242248

>>40242231
Young adults are peak monsters.

>>40242237
21 to 25 is the perfect range.

>> No.40242257

>>40242231
>>40242248
Yes

>> No.40242282

>>40242237
>>40242248
Wrong it's 15-17

>> No.40242300

>>40242231
>>40242237
>>40242248
>>40242282
Wrong. It's 0-5.

>> No.40242306

>>40242237
>>40242248
Perfect time to make them into breeding machines
How many babies would they have by the time they turn 50?

>> No.40242310

nah, its 30-45 biollogically and 4000-99999999+ physically

>> No.40242338

lol, ur wife is old, fat, and smelly

>> No.40242351

>>40242338
You take that back right now!

>> No.40242387

>>40242351
then its true, i bet she schlicks off and makes the room smell like sweaty horny hag as well as makes you eat her out by force as well as smothers you when you dont do what she wants

>> No.40242397

>>40242231
teenage mutant kunoichi kappas

>> No.40242410

>>40242248
>>40242282
It's 8-25, start at the beginning and experience the whole set.

>> No.40242438

its 10000 to 0. be abnormal and get younger with your wife

>> No.40242507

>>40242438
>get younger with your wife
I'll only accept this with a phoenix wife. MGE phoenix when?

>> No.40242555

>>40242507
Finally, the fetish of fucking from cradle to death then doing it all over again.
A monster to surpass alice in all ways.

>> No.40242561

>>40242555
but you also get the same treatment as well

>> No.40242627

>>40242507
>>40242561
I don't see why the phoenix's gimmick would extend to the husband, but we won't know until KC actually releases a profile.

>> No.40242644

I'm still waiting for the grey alien profile.

>> No.40242653

>>40242627
but wouldn't it be romantic to grow up together and fall in love with each other again and again, looking slightly different and not knowing each other in the conscious way at first but clicking together as if you were meant to be?

>> No.40242672

>>40242644
I want a reptilian girl conspiracy theory caricature

>> No.40242673

>>40242653
soul marriage already mostly fulfills that niche

>> No.40242690

i want to successfully scam a nuki out of their money through phone.

>> No.40242693

>>40242507
You could ask Shoggoth to help

>> No.40242694

>>40242673
Yeah, also that has a bonus option of the girl being a different species every time if you like a lot of monstergirls but aren't a haremfag.

>> No.40242695

i want a mix between a living doll and bogie, the marionette

>> No.40242746

>>40241366
what if i grabbed her by the tail would they be paralyzed?

>> No.40242770

>>40241366
smelly rabid tree rat

>> No.40242866

>>39130988
Fuck you, I'm still here.

>> No.40242876

>>40242695
Can you customize her?

>> No.40242914

>>40242876
Why yes but…. She can puppet you as well and make you her little love doll

>> No.40242940

>>40241286
So where it is?

>> No.40243053

https://imgbox.com/g/Xf0QX6cr1C
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 75. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/D2qjqx8z

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.40243141

everyone who's had a pelvic fracture say "i"

>> No.40243174

Space Jin decided to be sane again for a moment
https://twitter.com/spacezin/status/1537861251338223616

>> No.40243176

>>40241590
why's your mum an automaton?

>> No.40243350

>>40243053
>Cheshire's ass picture was released last week
>Already feel like I've seen it a dozen times
Damn cheeky cat.

>> No.40243579

sexy black cheshire cat

>> No.40243622

>>40239268
>keep posting about my black harpy waifu or just degenerate stuff
Well, black harpy or succubus. Or both.

>> No.40243791

>>40239268
Either Shirohebi or Bicorn
It is what it is, could be either
Could be both

>> No.40243794

>>40239268
Gazer

>> No.40243841

>>40243579
I am weak to black cats, particularly if they are witches on top of it.

>> No.40244038

Page 10 is upon us. Confess your sins

>> No.40244052

>>40244038
I shill for a different girl every thread

>> No.40244071

>>40244038
I'm commissioning hellhound lactation art and no one can stop me

>> No.40244091

>>40244071
Why would we stop you? You're doing the demon lords work.

>> No.40244097

>>40244038
There are at least three other things that I should be doing right now instead of being here.

>> No.40244102

>>40244038
im a unironic fat fag.
mofu in the back, something just as soft in the front

>> No.40244158

>>40244097
>cheshire pussy
>cheshire mouth
>cheshire ass

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