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40223492 No.40223492 [Reply] [Original]

The best news outlet girl in Gensokyo.

She covers the facts and doesn't rely on frivolous, scandalous, and readbait headlines.

Any questions?

>> No.40223506

>>40223492
>Any questions?
Why did you use a picture of Hatete when your post is about Aya?

>> No.40223521
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>>40223506
But Aya is a drama seeking, foul journalist
Hatate is the best

>> No.40223530
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>>40223521
That's right!

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>> No.40224977

>>40223492
Journalism is dead, no one cares for facts. Just join Aya and maybe you might get some readers (lol)

>> No.40225113

Hatate is a stupid virgin neet with no social life, nobody likes her and nobody reads her awful publications! She should just hang herself!

>> No.40225146
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>>40225113
Rude and untrue. My girlfriend Hatate has a job and friends, isn't a virgin, and her publications are read and enjoyed by many.

>> No.40225235

>>40223492
I want to cuddle and relax with Hatate on a cold day

>> No.40225453

>>40225146
Nice dream diary Hatate, what other fantasies do you have in there?

>> No.40225585

>>40225453
I mean I'm not too convinced about the rest, but it's a clear fact that she does indeed have a job, we can give her that one

>> No.40225645

>>40225585
She does have a job but her job sucks! I wonder how she's even able to buy food, she has such a low income from the two or three people that read her publications! Hatate is such a loser!

>> No.40225682

Slandering the honest journalist won't make your journal any more honest, Aya.

>> No.40225738

I love Hatate, just a little bit. She's the best tengu by far.

>> No.40225755
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>>40225645
Hatate makes good money from her job and can easily support herself! And even if she didn't, her loving and devoted boyfriend would always provide for her!

>> No.40225770

it sucks that tengu society is so isolated, if I was in gensokyo I would wanna hang out with her

>> No.40225881

>>40223492
Less friends than Alice "Loser" Margatroid wwwwwww

>> No.40225894

>>40225770
you're a stinky human, I doubt Hatate would be particularly tolerant of you

>> No.40225927

>>40225894
Now we know why Hatate is single and unloved.

>> No.40225953

>>40225927
she could still easily get a tengu lover, she's no more racist and xenophobic than all the other tengu

>> No.40225984

Let me out Hatate!

>> No.40226101
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>>40225984
You let me in.

>> No.40226198

Hatate would never love you, you will never be her boyfriend. She looks at you and feels pure digust, Tengu hate humans. Go try your luck with Akyuu instead and you'd have a better chance at hooking up.

>> No.40226217

>>40226198
Jokes on you this is my fetish

>> No.40226424

>>40226217
She would literally kill you and not feel bad about it.

>> No.40226544

>>40226424
God that sounds so hot

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>> No.40226929
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>>40226101
It's your fault anon.

>> No.40226938
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40226938

>>40223492
scallop

>> No.40227695

Which is worse? Nobody knows you exist(Hatate) or everyone hates you(Aya)

>> No.40227730

Man I hate having a yandere fetish

>> No.40227943

>>40226929
She's gonna do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi77IcF5eng

>> No.40228717

>>40226198
Alright, I'll stop posting in her threads if she hates me so much.

>> No.40230600

>>40226198
thanks for this post, I fell asleep shortly after reading it and dreamt a bit about Hatate choking me.

>> No.40232220

>>40227730
why?

>> No.40232508
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>> No.40232662

>>40232508
That's the proper way to cut your arm if you want to end up in a morgue instead of in the hospital.
Didn't know Aya had a snuff fetish.

>> No.40232665
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>>40232508
Blowing Aya's wings and legs off with a shotgun! Treating Hatate's wounds! Telling her it's over! Leaving Aya to bleed out, pouring salt on the wounds (literally)! Sending her to get therapy with Eirin-sama! Helping her to get her life back on track! Happily watching her living life to the fullest, free from the dark past!

I love Hatate!

>> No.40232698

>>40227695
Everyone loves Aya.

>> No.40233012
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Hatate's womb is rightful property of ruling class tengu.

>> No.40233455

taterz

>> No.40233483

>>40232220
Because there isn't enough yandere of my 2hu, hell there isn't enough yandere 2hu in general

>> No.40233522

>>40233012
not if i have anything to say about it
i WILL fertilise her eggs

>> No.40233815

>>40233483
Well, that's because yandere are dangerous.

>> No.40235016

>>40233522
the other tengu will find out she was defiled by human sperm and you'll end up getting her socially ostracized (more than usual) if not executed

>> No.40235483

>>40233815
My penis likes danger

>> No.40236559
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>>40233483
Any 2hu can be yandere

>> No.40236955

>>40236559
But there can always be more yandere 2hu, always

>> No.40237350

>>40227943
The comments on that are pathetic

>> No.40237617

>>40237350
Absolutely.

>> No.40238110

mommy

>> No.40238128

>>40237350
Just like Hatate.

>> No.40238266

>>40238128
Please. Hatate would drag others down with her.

>> No.40242944
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>> No.40243685
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>> No.40248654

proceed with the Hatate

>> No.40248963

>>40223492
stupid sexy crow. I love her, desu.

>> No.40249025

You wouldn't even see Hatate. The Tengu would never let you into their society and they would kill you for setting so much as one foot inside. Hatate would never even allow you to enter her house, she's so secluded. If you tried coming onto her, she wouldn't feel bad about just straight up murdering you. Even if you somehow caught her away from her home elsewhere in Gensokyo, you'd just get ignored or she'd just fly away in disgust after hearing what you have to say. She's rival to Aya, the fastest Youkai in all of Gensokyo, much like Aya you could never catch her either and even if you tried she could take your head off in less than a second with a kick so fast it would look invisible to you.

So how?! Tell me how do you plan to get Hatate to fall in love with you? What's your master plan anon?! Do you really think you will succeed and gain her affection? Well I'll let you in on a little secret. YOU WON'T.

>> No.40249033

Hatate is so afraid of being hurt she makes slander about herself online

>> No.40249204
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>>40249025
Very simple
1. Earn favors with powerful youkai
2. ????
3 Hatate is my wife now

>> No.40249628

>>40249033
She would never do that, she doesn't have to worry about getting hurt because none of you humans would reach me in the first place.

>>40249204
You will never do anything of the sort or have that kind of influence.

>> No.40249870

>>40249628
Don't worry, I will find Hatate's house and show her that I will never hurt and give her lots of love

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>>40249628
I wonder who is behind this post...

>> No.40257713
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"It's been a long time, Mom. How many years has it been since I moved out to Tengu Mountain? Seems the rumors about city life being hard were true. Work is also rough, because I keep making mistakes and so every day my co-workers all gather around to beat on me and cut me. Lately, there's been blood in my urine, and I can't make it stop. When I come home this time, I want to eat some of Mom's o-zouni. I want to be happy."

>> No.40257798

>>40249025
I wish I was naive and optimistic enough to expect touhou fans, especially ones on /jp/, to consider canon

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40258580

You. Will. Never. Date. Me.

>> No.40258833

>>40258580
We'll skip the dating part then and go straight to the sex part

>> No.40258880
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Hatate can take photos twice as fast as Aya!
She's clearly better!
And cuter!

>> No.40259109
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40259109

You will never fuck me either. I hate humans!

>> No.40259189

>>40258580
That's fine, I'm going to date Aya instead.

>> No.40259209

>>40259109
A cuddle with a struggle works for me as well, you won't be able to escape

>> No.40259446

>>40258580
She says, reading a magazine about human husbandos.

>>40259109
She says, already having removed her socks and panties.

Poor Hatate is so desperate to lose her v card! Ayayayayayaya!

>> No.40261667

>>40233455
What's taterz, precious?

>> No.40261684

>>40223492
You forgot to mention the part about her being Aya’s bottom bitch

>> No.40261705

>>40258880
Dude, stop trying so hard, she’s never gonna fuck you.

>> No.40261775

>>40223492
I mustve missed the part where I gave a shit

>> No.40265646

The NTRhu

>> No.40266018

I wanna go on a date with Aya knowing that Hatate will watch in anger

>> No.40270070

>>40232665
If you loved Hatate you'd fertilize her eggs
The world should have more Hatate

>> No.40275970

Hataterz

>> No.40279016
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>> No.40279128

>>40257649
Tell me, why do the tengu wear the yamakas?

>> No.40283215

>>40261705
Allegedly.

consentually.

>> No.40289407

Stop being weird around Hatate.

>> No.40293278
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>>40223492
I discovered Touhou Puppet Dance Performance recently and love it. Knew nothing about 2hu and chose Hatate as my starter because she looked like a JK Tohoku Kiritan. She's adorable but there's so many cute puppets that it's hard to narrow it to 5. I'm going by cuteness so far and mixing different types.
>Any questions?
Should I worry about bad ranks on my other puppets? Calculated a bit and looks like the difference between E- and S is ~10% of the stat total. Doesn't seem too big. When rebirthing puppets is it possible to get them to all S?
What's the best place on 4ch to discuss PDP?
And thanks for the cute Hatate pics itt. Gonna use them as backgrounds.

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>>40293278
If you wish to discuss TPDP, you could always try making a thread about it. About ranks, the difference is fine for the main game. We all have that autistic itch to get a decent enough rank, but for your sanity, you should stop at the desired ribbon, to increase a given stat, and, let's say you have a speedy Puppet, it not having a E- in Speed. That's the extend of where I take it. Reincarnation for better ranks is for the post game and its Battle Frontier esque challenge.

>> No.40293329

>>40293278
If you make a thread, I'll post in it. I've been replaying TPDP recently.

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>>40293278
Note that not all of the ranks need to be good for any one puppet. A puppet with only SAttack moves, for example, can completely ignore the FAttack stat.

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