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4017973 No.4017973 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/ I'm going on my first date in YEARS... with a REAL woman.

What do I do? I know she watches Shugo Chara... but I don't think I could hold a conversation on that for more than fifteen minutes.

I'll probably end up failing and coming back here to start a BAWWW thread later tonight ;___;

>> No.4017993

ask a bunch of lonely nerds on the internet

>> No.4017996

I haven't actually held a real conversation with a woman in years, I can't help you.

>> No.4017989

>Shugo Chara
Don't let her know you watch that you really have no excuse.

>> No.4018000

Play a few dating games before you go and copy exactly what the protagonists do in them.

>> No.4018007

Don't go. Choose waifu over 3D pig disgusting.

>> No.4018011
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>> No.4018023

Ask her if she is finds the characters from Shugo Chara sexy.

>> No.4018033

Make sure you do the right thing and never post on /jp/ again. Nothing personal, but you are just not one of us anymore. Good luck with your new life, it was nice knowing you.

>> No.4018034

what color is her egg?

>> No.4018039

Fucking /r9k/.

Of course, this thread will get 200+ posts, because you guys are that shitty.

>> No.4018047

>What do I do?
Don't ask jp.

>> No.4018056
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>>4018039
>you guys are that shitty

>> No.4018086

I was once embraced by a slightly older woman. No kidding. She was drunk ... and hot and weren't I who I am maybe something more could have happened.

But that's all there is. Not even held a longer discussion with one besides blood-related creatures. However

>> No.4018093

while we're at it, some guys from college invited me to celebrate new years,

what do i do? I havent hanged out with real people in 2+ years.

>> No.4018104

Maybe try talking about your job? Wait, you probably dont have one of those. How about school / your major? Well, you probably dropped out or never attended in the first place.

At the very least, she will find your incest fetish interesting.

>> No.4018125
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>Shugo Chara

at least she has good taste

>> No.4018121

>>4018093
Judging by your lack of capitalization, I say go for it!

>> No.4018248

Just tell her you like cute little girls and she reminds you of them so much that you couldn't ignore her offer.
This will work 100%.

>> No.4018269

>>4018248
He won't get any viruses?

>> No.4018305

GET A DATE
ASK /jp/ FOR HELP

>> No.4018331

>>4018305
Throw an advicedog picture between that and you've got a recipe for win, my dear /b/friend!

>> No.4018360

>>4017973
Put up a conversation about her.
If she goes on a date with Anon, she is bound to love talking about herself to someone.

>> No.4018361

Come on, it isn't that hard. Make sure to save at every decision point, always choose the option which fits with her character, let her see how you are intending to pus the other heroines away, and if you screwed up something just load an earlier save.

>> No.4018365

get some pussy bro

>> No.4018389

>>4018361
>*push the other heroines away

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Just a minute, gotta take a shit.

>> No.4018982

Act like a complete unbelievable gentleman for the whole night. Buy her flowers, dress up, go to the library and pick up a book of poetry to read to her while you go on a picnic. Lay it on thick brother.

>> No.4019127

Seriously, ask her about herself ask her about herself ask her about herself. And act like it is the most interesting shit you have ever heard.

Just use Shugo Chara as a back-up plan. Maybe suggest something along Shugo Chara lines for her to watch; suggest watching it together?

>> No.4019148

Just a minute, gotta take a shit.

fakepucco_scat_image.jpg

>> No.4019160

>>4017973
Reported for /r9k/.

>> No.4019169

>>4019148
fakepucco is entry-level
come back with some real scat

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>>4019169
>fakepucco is entry level scat
>implying it gets worse

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