Let's say that somehow, you have ended up in Gensokyo. Now how will you get your favorite touhou to have sex with you?

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Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:29:52 No.4013846 [Reply] [Original]

Let's say that somehow, you have ended up in Gensokyo.

Now how will you get your favorite touhou to have sex with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:30:52 No.4013853 Someone post a page from that raiden labo eiren sells rape drugs doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:30:52 No.4013851 rape

>>	General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:32:52 No.4013865 >>4013846 >how will you get your favorite touhou to have sex with you? taking into account the girl:boy in gensokyo is like 25:1 (counting the cloud and myself) its kinda easy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:32:52 No.4013862 Easy, I don't. First thing's first: I go request a duel from either Mokou or Meiling. And I do mean duel and not that danmaku bullshit all of them seem to be so into these days.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:33:52 No.4013875

ah yes i wouyld like steal alices grimoir and be like all migty powerful wizard wirh a doll legion .ph34r: and all teh girls in gensyoko will be my slaves XD and then when yukari wakes up in spring she will be like wehres reimu o-o and when she goes to the shrine she willsee me and my harem sucking my dick XD

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:33:52 No.4013876 [X] JUMP INTO THE LAKE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:33:52 No.4013870 >>4013862 >Easy, I don't. You homosexual?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:34:52 No.4013883 Let's say that somehow, you have ended up in the Zone. Now how will you get your favorite stalker to have sex with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:34:52 No.4013884 >>4013875 sounds like a plan

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:34:52 No.4013885 >>4013865 But all those girls are lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:34:52 No.4013891 File: 794 KB, 2138x3027, 2e7930dd78d10a1e0ee7240e13fb5a51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4013846 Go hang out at her shrine worshipping her and stuff until she gets bored of molesting the good girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:35:52 No.4013895 >>4013851 Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:36:52 No.4013898 >>4013895 thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:37:52 No.4013911 File: 362 KB, 900x686, 912c74fd0e3eeba9854951e82d90826e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4013891 And if she never does, then I guess I'll just be ronery ;_;

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:42:52 No.4013940 File: 387 KB, 900x1200, 7a8d5be95c7ce1e03f31427e0a97ce952f177645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I let her have a taste of my cucumber.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:43:52 No.4013945 File: 428 KB, 600x675, yuugithebarbarian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Now how will you get your favorite touhou to have sex with you? I'm more interested in how to avoid it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:45:52 No.4013959 File: 112 KB, 620x701, 6032c43612c6a4d3e56e5b2748ba88dbf514770f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I kill myself. She'll find that hot, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:49:52 No.4013981 I'm trying to remember this hentai where the whole setup is Him: Hey, you know it feels REALLY good when it goes inside there? Her: R-Really? Him: Yeah! Wanna try? Her: Okay... that'd be my strategy, pretty much

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:49:52 No.4013982 File: 330 KB, 866x642, 943f9d460b69fa1a07e127a2b1d96d18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4013945 Having sex with Yuugi makes you gay no matter what your gender, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:50:52 No.4013986 File: 278 KB, 800x600, 55f856a271b7aa8e1df2f2028266f887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4013981 But that implies the lack of a certain invention that they may already be aware of.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:53:52 No.4013995 >>4013986 I'm not aiming to please gods, man, just everyone stupid enough to fall for it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:56:52 No.4014025 File: 118 KB, 377x482, orin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4013959 No, but I know someone who will.

>>	General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:58:52 No.4014035 >>4013959 enjoy your eternal suffering once you reach the Yama

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 07:58:52 No.4014036 >>4014025 Same person

Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:00:52 No.4014049
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>>4014035

I'm never reaching the Yama. I'm staying on her boat forever.

Or barring that, I'd stay on this bank for as long as possible talking with her anyway, and the Yama will know my pure intentions of love and devotion to Komachi rather than any desire for suicide.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:02:52 No.4014059
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>>4013982

Suits me perfectly. More concerned about how a night with the mountain queen very likely grants you entrance to Valhalla and the unquestionable right to sit by Odin's side and drink from his mead horn.
And a free ride up there. First class express.

>>	General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:03:52 No.4014063 >>4014049 >and the Yama will know my pure intentions of making Komachi work less yeah, i think she will understand

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:05:52 No.4014071 >>4014063 It's for love! Love, Shikieiki! Love! It makes the world go 'round!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:05:52 No.4014076 I will sell super-soft toilet paper. Once somebody try it out, there is no escape. After some time I will sell it for sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:07:52 No.4014084 File: 933 KB, 1600x1200, 1258899630911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014063 As if she wouldn't just slack off anyway if she didn't have anyone to have wild boat-rocking sex with all the time.

>>	Tohno ♥ ‮ufiaw iam si iganiM ‪‪‪‬ !!UhnG3iuGcmC Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:09:52 No.4014093 I don't.

>>	General Malcolm Granger !tdu/XtyVrs Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:10:52 No.4014099 >>4014071 >>4014084 like the yama will care, but dont get angry guys! i will try to seduce the yama to save you!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:14:52 No.4014128 >>4014076 That's inhuman. Toilet paper should be free for everyone.

Sir Romance !0e.VYU22HM Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:16:52 No.4014137
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I think my favorite Touhou is so air-headed and agreeable that it'd be easy to have sex with her and make her into my wife. Then we'd dance everywhere in the spring, go to the beach during summer, stay at my self-built house in the autumn, and hibernate in the winter.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:16:52 No.4014139 File: 710 KB, 1147x905, shikieikipaperwork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014099 ... good luck, sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:19:52 No.4014160 >>4014137 http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/582331

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:21:52 No.4014169 I'd donate at Reimu's shrine. Alternatively, I use my SICP to program autonomous dolls for Alice. That should be enough to get laid, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:22:52 No.4014178 Noh ah weel shoot boolet Lots ov boolet

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:25:52 No.4014193 File: 1.26 MB, 3507x2462, 1260304750005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014178 Aya will appreciate you keeping her in business.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:31:52 No.4014221 File: 89 KB, 774x600, momijiaya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014193 Aya already has her perfect mate, though.

>>	Sir Romance !0e.VYU22HM Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:37:52 No.4014252 File: 337 KB, 731x927, 2509060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014160 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:37:52 No.4014255 File: 256 KB, 600x900, 1252926224404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014221 Ah, MomiAya.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:43:52 No.4014280
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>post in a thread saying /jp/ is nothing but Touhou shit and should be removed
>/jp/ throws a fit saying it has more than that and I don't know what I'm talking about
>three threads dedicated to Touhou, countless derail posts in other threads

What is wrong with you fags? Even /v/ isn't as pathetic as you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:48:52 No.4014293 File: 47 KB, 655x560, 1258064297175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014280 >post complaining about /jp/ having /jp/ related posts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:50:52 No.4014302 >>4014280 >Even /v/ isn't as pathetic as you The only thing more pathetic than /v/ is /b/.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Dec 30, 2009 08:58:52 No.4014343 File: 169 KB, 861x719, momijihina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014255 Then again, Aya has some pretty fierce competition. ... no clue how this pairing came about, except the two of them being in the same game.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:01:52 No.4014354 File: 66 KB, 500x801, 2009-08-12-187545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. tape 2. rape 3. die happy

Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:02:52 No.4014358

>>4014280
Just because Touhou is popular doesn't mean it's the only thing we have here. I see Rance, Higurashi, Umineko, Comiket, KiraKira and some other shit I don't know about all on the front page. That doesn't really work well with your bullshit assumptions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:04:04 No.4014369 File: 114 KB, 252x226, 1261336881763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >implying touhou isn't the best thing on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:08:52 No.4014381 File: 270 KB, 800x600, c77e3d09e6ea8aea71de3626c9afe9c7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014354 I'm more of a ropes kind of guy myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:23:52 No.4014454 >>4014128 COMMUNIST SPOTED

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:27:52 No.4014476 File: 470 KB, 800x733, cirno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would visit her every day at the lake, tell her jokes and riddles, and eventually woo her into becoming my beloved bride.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:33:52 No.4014503 >>4014071 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbK0c21dC_E

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:49:52 No.4014610 File: 541 KB, 1000x1000, 7850978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just tell her my honest feelings, I'm sure that'll work out just as well as it does in real life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 09:50:52 No.4014611 File: 28 KB, 500x600, kisume.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Partially drown Kisume, then rape her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:08:52 No.4014697 File: 114 KB, 948x891, 125653528246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014610 Indeed.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:26:52 No.4014809 whip it out and lunge at her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:38:52 No.4014900 File: 153 KB, 542x599, 1254650267709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. get drunk 2. sex 3. sleep 4. ??? 5. repeat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:40:52 No.4014916 >>4014697 I'm okay with these. Dying a cool death like that is fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:46:52 No.4014941 >>4014916 true love

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:48:52 No.4014950 File: 102 KB, 765x800, 1f1381e5ccfaee2237dbe78334ffbb31c0706eca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1.Sex 2.Sex 3.Sex ... Rabbit logic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:51:52 No.4014970 File: 9 KB, 251x240, coolface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >monkeys discussing the nature of imaginary beings living in an fictional world as if they were real and important

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:51:52 No.4014972 >>4014809 Going to try the "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!" method? Do you want her to use her hand, wing, or ahoge?

Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:52:52 No.4014977
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Three options.
1) Be cute and innocent like Wrigle (I can't do that.)
2) Be a masochist like Tenshi. (I could probably do that)
3) This is the most documented way and also the most realistic one since the 2 above are based on fanfiction. For you to even show up in her mind you need to be powerful, so thats what I'd do, become a magician and train my skills untill I can stand equally against her, maybe then she would pay attention. Realistically speaking no way in hell you can get sex with her if she dosent like you and to get her to like have sex with you is like MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:52:52 No.4014981 >>4014916 >these this. I hate to be sick. My already horrible English degrades to hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:55:52 No.4014999 >>4014916 I am also okay with this, and despite possessing no disposition towards vorephilia whatsoever, I hope I'm tasty.

>>	Anonymous of Austria Wed, Dec 30, 2009 10:59:52 No.4015034 File: 317 KB, 1576x2450, Johann_Heinrich_Füssli_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014977 Will you be Siegfried or Gunther?

Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:09:52 No.4015125
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WELL
Due to my knowledge of the outside world, Rinnosuke is sure to give me food and shelter in exchange for knowledge.
Having a large amount of time, I would most likely start off trying to be the friendly salesman until our ties become closer, in which case I will move up into friendship and from there, romance.
Then probably get eaten before ever havig sex ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:10:52 No.4015133 File: 1.09 MB, 1600x2263, 1256438767043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] catch and sex, then take responsibility

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:11:52 No.4015141 File: 17 KB, 252x226, 6547465867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4014255 DAT FACE

Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:11:52 No.4015151
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>>4015034
I will be what works best.Since 3 seems to be the most fun as I have not yet developed my masochistic talents (Also being a magician sounds really fun) I'd try 3 first if that fails 3 will somehow evolve into 2 since I'll be challenging her to see if I'm strong enough and she'll probably do very bad things to me once I'm defeated, provided that I do survive being defeated once.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:13:52 No.4015162 File: 326 KB, 500x700, 1259630451119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4015141 DAT FACE

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:13:52 No.4015164 File: 522 KB, 1500x1203, 6735209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4015125 Good luck HomAnon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:14:52 No.4015175 Ask Keine to teach me what 'that' does. She's probably begging for it already.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:16:52 No.4015193 File: 33 KB, 280x426, 0d0b631ef2f655b3e579d77862511ed3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Call her intelligent, and defend her from those who call her otherwise. And no, frostbite shouldn't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 11:17:52 No.4015203 File: 23 KB, 300x230, 1257038883693s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4015164 Thanks, tripfag

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2009 12:06:52 No.4015632 File: 176 KB, 723x871, 1255386839112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] be her patient, that should be enough

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