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I will marry this menhera.
>>40127545rab u onyon ( ^)o(^ )b
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!
SOON WITH SMELLOVISIONᵗᵐ
お大事にしてください、ミオ。。。https://xrlive-xrartists.superfes.jpAyaFubuMi on day 2 of xR ARTISTS SUPER FES!
Love San Lui
If only botans roommate looks like this…
you aren't a lovable animal mascot. you're fat.
I'm excited for Watame's appearance on Vカニ！I can't wait to see my beautiful sheep on that stage again
Did you drop your switch anon?
>>40127578a fat lovable animal mascot
Your oshi is a whore
I love this cow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGQGzhemAUDo you want Marine to design your oshi's next outfit?
So when will Lui and Laplus do their 3d announcement?
anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens
>>40127588hows it going?
>>40127590are you sure you love this cow?
I love Towa!Please listen to her cover with AZKi!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AQi222UFrAPlease listen to these as well!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ArDbvfds9k Over Timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8pdSRs_C4o Sakura no Amehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXuMwJIAHsY Gira Gira
>>40127599who the fuck are you?
>>40127583>switchI'm not gay
I'm done cumming for the day. It's been a satisfying day.
>>40127600There is no other cow I love.
Oshihen WHORES are not allowed here
>>40127612My bad it was mine
>>40127623I want to ejaculate my semen inside her womb and make some orca babies
making chloe take a bath!
Haachama is a whore
chloe is a fucking DORK
>>40127627Sorry I didn't mean to offend you. will you forgive me?
I'm going to go take a shit
consider vamping up
me and korone watching empire strikes back
>>40127599Wait, what's this one?
>>40127658I'M MORBIN' UP
I'm waiting for Ayamy 3D RFA stream.
>>40127658Mel stand back, I'm vamping!
Sana'a song is good, the producer made a fucking miracle.
Flare should be darker.
i slept for 12 hours...
>>40127678its snailshouse, the dude who made THAT memesong
Good start Orca.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X9mnl7hPosLamy looks weird today.
>>40127679Shut up, lack.
>>40127678they're all good, what are you talking about
>>40127689predict the cover songno fucking way this is for anything other than shilling
>>40127691>menhera onnaperfect description of Lamy
lamy is a bunny
rate sana's cock
>>40127717Lamy is Subaru's wife
Sakamata is experiencing some issues
>>40127717Is there something that Lamy is not?
What would you do if your oshi showed her pubes on stream?
by the galactic senate, you are under arrest
what in blue blazes
Who will call into Lui and who will not?
Does she even have fans? How could you be after all this time?
WAIT I FEEL LIKE I RECOGNIZE THAT SANA SAMPLE IN THE INTRO
>>40127796>>40127775Polka isn't supposed to be sexy.
>>40127777I like her a lot but she's not my oshi, so it really doesn't bother me that much when she fucks off for weeks. There's always other holos to watch
>>40127777I wouldn't call myself a fan but if she was playing something interesting and was the only one on minus a few exceptions I'd probably consider watching her. she can be cute, I like aussie accents.
>>40127801i'm gonna stroke to the queen size bed all i want
queen size is small RETARD
*cums on Ayame's feet*
https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1534382739671199744consider this image
>>40127817nice queen size dick
i have a big penis
Why the hell i'm spending 10000 JPY just for 1 colored nails pics.
>>40127827in your ass
>>40127833What is the message behind this image? What is it trying to convey
>>40127823Why is she upset
Dumb orca, the message literally say JUMP
What time is V-cunny?
Watame will NEVER be sexual
>>4012784419 JST, both days
>>40127846You're just trying to get people posting sexy Watame
We love catbox here.
>Friday night>no noechan stream until tomorrowNow what do I do...
>>40127853I'm stating facts about a holo who will never get a mousepad or a daki
>>40127862Watch Chloe until Lui's birthday and wait for Noel to call.
>>40127865Maybe Watame doesn't want her fans to see her like that since families watch her with their children
>>40127862i watched subaru and chloe
tfw tall and big p*nis but 7 inch wrists...
Ganbare Miko! https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1535468779861594112
>>40127879I can read it.
fuckin lion king
Mel's hairy pussy
We love pubes here
>>40127890what about california kings? what about michael jacksons bed that was the size of the bedroom that he fucked children in?
>>40127901noooo that's ignorant
What the choice-based game Chloe supposed to play today?
it's disgusting everywhere in burgerhours
DJT is faster than us...
gun of dwarf?
What's sex with Towa like
Ruirui... Early Hime...
>>40127939imagine the queefs..
>Chloe noticed the crotch armorNice observation
We ARE watching Lui... Right?
Why is Lui segregating her totsus? Isn't that kinda racist?
>>40127935everyone fucked off because it's shit hours. come back at 18pm jst
chloe is TOO LOUD
>>40127951This hag.....needs correction....
>>40127931>>40127960the problem is you and your rotten attitude
I’m watching Luna and my sister just explained to her husband that hololive is for incels and just laughed… he did say anything looked like he felt sorry for me, lesson learned don’t ever watch hololive when there’s other people nearby I want to crawl into a hole and die
>>40127982did you suck him off?
>>40127982no shit, never share your hololive hobby with friends and family
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LUI'S DYING EGGS
JUST SPAM CORPSE PILER YOU DUMB RETARD
Lui sure loves her ENs
Chloe i miss the halberd build...
Is Luna retarded thus game looks easy as hell
>>40128009anon this is the only EN that knows how to hold a conversation
>>40127982just fuck your sister
>>40128013rhythm games are not easy
>>40128009Go spam tah tah tah and kawaii on hime's stream then
I love luna so much
>>40127982suck off her husband and fuck your sister
>>40128020It’s a platformer were you go I basically a straight line
Lui seems like the type to freeze her eggs. Which other Holos froze their eggs?
luna did it!
why does everyone keep saying my oshi was sexually abused?
GODSKIN DUO IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>40128059>foreskin duoI hated them so much
subaru is NOT a girly girl
my cute owl!
That's pretty fucking cute.
Sugoi Hime! Hime...
fucking with the camera is fucking unfair
lui's stupid wing hair....
girls like mel are little trouble makers and i hope managersan came out unscathed
hime use your words...
>>40128073now make her hair pink
>>40128097game just makes everyone into cavemen
>>40128042Noel feels like the type to freeze her eggs.
My goook wife!
literally 3 more steps
>>40128090How the wings flap when she blinks and moves around is pretty cute.
>>40128096nice try manager-san
luna cant count past 4
>>40128113I love tights so much
Fuck foreskin duo!
i miss the old fuera
>Chloe streaming over Lui's birthday I guess she's still mad about the bath.
>>40128129>ENshart totsulmao no one give a shit, not even Lui
>>40128129EN/IDi don't think chloe can call in anyways
I know it’s stupid to get mad at someone playing games badly but Luna is going to make me mald
>>40128128they ruined the golden gen over a discord pop up
What the FUCK, that was Towa's phrase!!!
>>40128136>>40128137Wait, why is she splitting her birthday? Because of the hours?
luna is a baby
>>40128137Chloe should call in to her wife speaking english
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS GURA
Twa's butt hurts...
>>40128129>en/idno one gives a shit
i watched lunas stream for 2 minutes that game looks like a newgrounds flash game
>>40128144>why is she splitting her birthday?why not? I think it's a great idea
>>40128141rushia had a brutal fall from grace like josh hamilton. never gonna forget how good he was before the booze
I'm going to jerk off thinking about anal sex with Shiranui Flare.
No Chloe, the mob isn't strong, you are just retarded
>>40128140https://fizzd.itch.io/a-dance-of-fire-and-iceplay it yourself fag
>>40128144She likes her sidebranch coworkers. But she knows that nips wouldn't want to listen to gaijins in prime time.
>>40128165Bro why the hostility?
>>40128176I want to bleach flare
>>40128176I appreciate it.
>>40128161anal sex smells
>he doesn't cum from hearing Koyori screams>he doesn't fall asleep every night listening to a relaxing Koyori game stream with headphones onDisgusting
>roll around instead of attackingFor fuck sake Chloe, this is the 5th fucking time already. You have corpse piler for god sake.
The ID hag.
EATING THE MICROPHONE
>>40128185>corpse pilerwhat happened to her soulful playthrough?
Kaela seems autistic
SEX WITH KOBO
>>40128184Koyori's plaintive cries of frustration in the Rennala boss fight really aroused something within me.
LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
Is this a literal child? wtf
>>40128166I think it's more about the hours, she wants everyone to call in but doesn't want anyone to be limited. Her JP call in is at 5AM PST.
UUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BLUE CUNNY
>2 ESL doing their best at englishtheyre cute...
Mel is talking about food and noe I'm hungry
what the fuck is kobo even saying
>>40128227No one cares, we're watching Lui here.
>>40128232Nice falseflagging, fag.
June numbers so far
Towa is ID
rui sliding into kobos dm's
>Wants to be cute but not cool but not too cute that she's sexyI don't understand Flare
>>40128231open your fucking ears
>4 holos streaming>some faggots would rather talk about sidebeanchesdisgusting
Aqua told me i would get better at APEX if I play OSU. I'm literally rank ~20k and i'm still silver tier.
Is cover a black company? This is an actual child
>>40128240neither does she
>>40128233Literally no one but the avatarfag is talking about Mel's stream. No point in falseflagging.
Lui always being forced to babysit.
>>40128244>I'm literally rank ~20kso youre trash?
Ah shit here comes Crucible Knight
>>40128240Even lack give up on her.
>>40128248Really cute Miko!
Towa holo when?
anya is japanese she cant call in this is cheating
>>40128242>Zelda>Yakuza>Elden Ring>Rhythm gameNo thanks.
>>40128251i mean i would like to think i'm decent since i'm a mouse player and not a tablet cuck
>>40128235Miko gold Miko gold Miko gold
>>40128242>sub 10k holosYeah, no
Hey, this one isn't an EN/ID.
where is gura lui
>>40128232>No one careshow about you caress my balls with your mouth dipshit
osu is for clowns download arcade data and buy an iidx paddle like a real man
>>40128273dont tempt me with a good time
>>40128235>ID in top ten????
Watame should call in since she's EN by adoption.
>switches to a full japanese conversation
This one is a Japanese.
>>40128283Should watch Anya in IRyS's totsu or the other way around.
muted for real this time
>>40128282watame is japanese
You will never be a japanese like Anya
>>40128235The coyote fears the sheep
>>40128291What's with her
>open stream>zombie>bury stream
>>40128296I am something better; malaysian
>>40128300festival is really cuteshame about all the other stuff
>>40128269But you'd watch a sub 2k en/id?
>>40128315LMAO, Kobo gets like 10k on average.
Another ID hag.
>Locks you in the basement
>>40128309the most powerful race... the ubermensch...
>>4012831710kg of shit eaten per month
Lui is the oldest hag...
>>401283217th this month, retard >>40128235. Schizos can't even read thread
*starts chimping out*
Is your dick big enough to satisfy your oshi?
How short is Watame's short stream going to be?
Miko doko Miko doko Miko doko Miko doko Miko doko Miko dokoooooooooo
You know who could save us? Towa
>>401283474 inches should be enough
>>40128352towa couldn't save sio, or bora...
>>40128347Anons have called it impressive before
>>40128352She destroyed STARTEND just so she can collabs with Males.
>>40128347She's 150cm tall. Even the average American size should be enough for her and I'm above average. So I will satisfy Noel.
fuckkk i dont care about these ENswhere is the shark one, she's cute
I can't believe Mel is struggling with this baby game music
IRyS please don't collab with homos.
>>40128373She's a slave to the dick
EVERYONE LAUGH AT ROBOCO
i wont rest until winng son fucks every holo
>>40128362but Towa is a male...
>>40128379You fucking wish homoshitfart.
I won't rest until I feel sleepy and go to bed
I still don't understand why they didn't put the most popular pairing in the same day for v cunny
>>40128379wrong thread shart
>>40128379You don't even watch homos you fucking larper.
pls /jp/, stay here
Risu, please come back to us.
How do we save them?
i wont rest until i have sex with a femboy dressed as my oshi
>>40128402not wanting to be the femboy... ngmi...
>>40128383Cope. Your whores wish they're as popular as her.
Towa is the Turbo dipshit of Hololive
you're watching keison right
>falseflagging as IDshartHow low can you go?
>muh f-falseflagYou can't pick and choose who likes which holo. This isn't a groupthink.
>>40128410it's hard to find them cute
towa's hymen status?
>>40128425would love to
would you send a giant piece of gold to your oshi?
Lui speak like a Thailand lady boy.
>>40128450you're getting raped kid
>>40128456I'm gonna cum moona-chan...
Mio Channel 大神ミオ: ヒロアカの一番くじを旅先で引いてみたら、あいざわせんせーのフィギュアが当たったよ～(フブキに納品予定)
>>40128456Me in the middle
>not holostars>doesn't give the effort Sasuga the whore of ID
https://files.catbox.moe/r7al8h.mp4is this /jp/
it's the gook
Are we being railed?
>>40128473risu is too based
>>40128481Risu belongs in vshoujo japan
>>40128479I will now proceed to masturbate to Suisei's ass
Hey. Remember when Kanata and Suisei were good friends?
>>40128473I love this treerat.
>>40128482That's a real friend
it's the prostitute
My little prostitute.
>>40128500I'm going to fap to risu now
find some new games gura
Post the clip where Risu says that she likes /vt/
>>40128519She loves /jp/ more.
we like Risu now?
>>40128516i can't believe lui propositioned gawr gura on stream
>>40128533on the playstation store
Remember when someone here gifted a twitch sub to 1989TiananmenSquare on Artia's stream and she almost read it out loud?I miss old /hlg/...
>>40128530Always have been.
haven't showered in 4 days i'm stinking so bad...
Risu was based before she became a /vt/ranny
>>40128543I remember Artiafags seething so hard because of that.
i gotta say this has been a supremely blessed hime stream
>>40128545Take a bath, Chloe
been coming here for years and never once searched the catalog for "hlg" because that was hololive global aka the enshit threadkill yourselves enfucks
>>40128543I’m a certified oldfag of these threads and I’ve only been here since the monhun arc, willing to bet most people are long since gone from the hololive cn days
>>40128563>I’m a certified oldfag of these threads and I’ve only been here since the monhun arcOldfag cutoff is ID1 Debut, sorry.
>>4012847970 bucks more on scalpers https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1192500568
>>40128563what's wrong with this faggot
holocn was based everyone liked holocn. remember holocn bros? based. based holocn.
>>40128563still here pal
IM HORNY FOR THIS AYYY
>>40128563I have been here since Fubuki's Scatman.
>1 hit away>stop aggro for no fucking reasonRetarded orca...
>>40128578We love china here
Do you remember Chinese Towa?
>>40128582Your ayy is too lazy to call just because Lui isn't a holostar
>>40128563i was here during coco playing ARK with her 9,000$ bed.
>>40128590bing chilling time?
>>40128590You are chineseI am chineseThey are chineseWe are chinese
>>40128583Fuck, I didn't want to remember the stuff we lost
>>40128578I only like Artia because she kept being a humongous fuckup.>openly shits on Choco on stream>almost gets herself sent to reeducation camp over a Twitch sub notification>leaks her IP address>goes on a twitter menhera meltdown when she's being deported back to china
im the elder oldfag where i went moot followed and stole my memes
Been here since marine 3d and i still dont know japanese.
The perfect hololive>No Coco>No EN>No ID>CN branch still exists
>>40128604it's worse now that you're here turdman
https://youtu.be/6IXFjqH7fHMbaelz probably enjoys this
>>40128610I was here for 5 years and didn't learn shit
>>40128611no towa either
Remember when Matsuri and Luna were the best of friends?
See you bros. Chloe just jerked me off.
Chloe just jacked me off
>greenwhore>chinkwhoresI'm gonna post Salami
I don't want to talk about Tokoyami Towa
just became lamy!
i like shark
>>40128628just stop being alive
https://youtu.be/29wu_KM_SQwHopefully this would scare the chinks off the thread.
>>40128611GOOD GOOD VERY GOOD
>>40128618Matsuri wanted to be more
She finally did it...
>>40128641What is pues?
Wait. Is Chloe skipping her reps?
>>40128607>things that never happened: the post
>>40128573Tell me your a newfag tourist without saying it lol, I’m super respected around here and one of 5e few oldfags left do yourself a flavor and else your post
>>40128644Other way around iirc. Hell I made up the whole narrative of them falling out and then it came true
Risu you faggot treerat I know you're reading this, you never showed us those delicious chocolate chikubis that are on those beautiful bouncers of yours.
Lunas terrible I beat this game easily either she’s messing up on purpose or she is clinically retarded
>>40128656Literally every single one of those happened, ESPECIALLY the one that happened in 1989.
>>40128661NTA but you post like those people back in 2010, c'mere grandpa I'll give you a massage.
Fell for the oldest trick in the book
>>40128593Eigo bery muzukashii
>>40128663Be careful what wish shit for anon, I falseflagged as a Startend anti and they ended up losing in the tourney and I was really sad for a month as a result.
>>40128672Ive been on 4Chan mostly /sp/ since 2006 I had two separate trips retired in the /sp/ tripfag hall of fame (2009) all that to say, I’m kinda a big deal around here and I mean that unironically
Is Chloe always this retarded?
>>40128684Yes and I love her
>>40128682you better not be one of the old phillthies tripfags. i remember seeing screencaps of dudes like themfightinrollins.
>>40128684Watch Mel if you want some iq gameplay
Prove you aren't a newfag.
>>40128686gonna have to give me something shorter pal
>>40128683Might mean the one in 2018 or 2019 with MHW
>>40128683You think it’s crazy but he’s right, Monhun arc was 2 years ago that’s certified oldfag territory bro
Anybody got that Korosan manifesto saved?
>oldfag larp hours
>>40128694i remember the janitor incident with lamy
>You think it’s crazy but he’s right, Monhun arc was 2 years ago that’s certified oldfag territory bro>Monster Hunter Rise Release Date: March 26, 2021
>>40128694I came here because of this videohttps://youtu.be/UJ9mH4YC6MY
>>40128696nope, this faggot brings up monhun arc so often you'd think it's a joke, but I don't have that much fate in fags in here
>>40128684Watch out, anon! This is how she opens your wallet.
>>40128683>he doesn't know about MHWorld arc and Moon Gradation
>>40127829If you can't fap to it it's on you
>>40128711Yea and what year is it? Fucking retard
>>40128715My wallet is glued shut, I spend 100$ a month on groceries and that's it
>>40128705I'm actually a newfag! When you were posting boring shit in 2006, I was playing with megabloks!
>>40128711>monster hunter rise is the first monster hunterCertified newfag
She is going to lose all that runes 100%
>>40128694I remember how good the threads were pre-gen4 debuts.
>>40128713which pygmy tribe does this midget belong to?
>>40128723The fuck how do you survive on $100 groceries I spend around 500-600 a month on groceries
>>40128694The lolis... Accelerator...
>>40128734I have chickens and I eat a lot of eggs
I was here when Miko said the N word.
I have been here since Botan's mother gave birth 43 years ago.
>>40128713based Jigguk is finally on topic
>5 birthday streamswhat the fuck lui
It's been 649 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I will always remember herALOE LOVE
>>40128737So she struggled with the tree sentinel in front of the boss but then just killed the boss easily...The bleed mechanic in this game is so broken.
>>40128711>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ82shegZD0
>>40128694marine aqua tickle
>>40128694I'm a late 2019 fag and these are one of the first few clips that introduced me to holoshttps://youtu.be/B0b_qSHHMBUhttps://youtu.be/QFi0gJlt5Jghttps://youtu.be/oMc8kEhiGjg
>>40128758Tree sentinel=no summonMaliketh=you can summon
how high must your iq be for this luna stream
>>40128694I was here when we all posted in Spanish when coco learned Spanish on stream
>>40128694https://youtu.be/73tdmtX5KXwi'm a newfag
Hilarious ppl call out my reputation as oldfag for being here since monhun arc and yet post clips of shit happening after the monhun arc to prove their oldfags, lol
>>40128765We will never get okfams onsen kino again and it hurts
>>40128694i made this
>>40128757Off topic sea genchink
>the break up shit actually realhttps://twitter.com/NKOK_15/status/1535503468441522177
>>40128694I remember when everyone fucking hated Moona at first
>>40128773Just ignore them senpai. These people have no shame.
Towa in pain...
I don't know what's going on, but gozaru-chan is so cute tonight...
>>40128773I'm sorry.... Do you want a trophy or something for consolation?
>>40128787>heartbroken>get a haircut It's just like in my japanese animes...
>>40128789Still hate Moona. ID debuff and boring.
I need more Haachama femdom asmr
>>40128810Just show me the respect that I’ve earned kid
>be Iroha>want to play a samurai game because samurai>play Sekiro and get filteredPoor Iroha...we need to find her a new samurai game...
>>40128807She is always cute>>40128821Beat Saber
>>40128821SamSho with viewers onegaieven though the new one sucks
I haven't seen her ER streams in a while and she's already at the ashen capital... >>40128787I still don't believe it but the series of coincidences is pretty funny>>40128821She should play Onimusha
>>40128730/hlg/ didn't exist pre-gen 4 debut, nice try newfaggot.
I still can't believe an Indog managed to get more viewers on average than 4 out of 5 holox. What the fuck went wrong jesus. I'm surprised there isn't a rokkiseischizo since not even gokisei got humiliated by any indog.
cock and ball torture asmr
>>40128833at some point coincidences became pattern anon.
>>40128821Ghost of Tsushima
>>40128837She doesn't even Main SAM there
>>40128821Did she drop it? That's a shame. It's the easiest Fromge and the best one imo.
>>40128803noel is far from a mommy...>>40128821ninja gaiden
>>40128821just play ghost of tsushima, it's an easy action game for women and have decent enough combat/storyit fits the ninnin bit too
Remember the craftopia arc? Those were the last times I had fun watching hololive, I’ve just been in threads since posting negative things about random holos I haven’t watched a min of hololive footage.
>>40128819you're getting exactly what you've earned, mockery
>>40128863Whatever you say newfag
>>40128858don't worry bro, we have kino on the wayhttps://youtu.be/D9w97KSEAOo
GIDEON THE ALL-KNOWING
>>40128858the only good thing was the nene memes that came from it and roboco progressing her build to the point where it would do nothing but lag her the entire time
>>40128857Problem is Sony permissions. It's one of my favorite games and I'd love for a Holo to play it but fucking Sony.
>>40128863Watch your mouth. That's someone you shouldn't even be allowed to talk to.
>>40128835HoloX dominates the views rn while IDs are struggling to get 1k
>>40128686why wouldn't he just post here
>>40128879Miko played unsharted on stream, they also obviously have a movie deal from sony. I don't think it's going to be hard at all.
>>40128858The boss bullying Nene...
>>40128886Sony permissions are for whoever wants to suck their dick the most for a single game.
>losing to fucking Gideon
>>40128875>multiplayer, open-world survival crafting gameI'd really rather not
>>40128892>>40128889well she needs to start sucking dick then
>>40128892>>40128901>craftopia arc was good>here bro, it's from the same guys who made craftopia that is also a multiplayer, open-world survival crafting game>SHIT SHIT SHIT?????????
>>40128897Don't worry, she already started
When is vcunny
choco, you didn't cry over dinosaurs did you?
>>40128919The gun make it less silly.
I'm ready for vcarnival day1
so is lui actually a thai hag, or just a normal one
I've never seen Lui and Nose stream at the same time.
*runs into the thread*
I have never not been sexually attracted to koyori
>>40128912Craftopia. The completely unfinished mess?Yeah, I put great trust in the devs.
>>40128940She taught English in Thailand she used to be a sexpat
>>40128950The bugs were what made craftopia arc fun
>>40128949That's because she is built for sex
My poor Onyaon is gonna get raped by Suisei...
Are >we Watching vcunny
>>40128950You're not the one playing the game.
How are you guys watching vCarnival?
>>40128967I will pirate it afterwards
>>40128967i'm not, even though my oshi is in itcannot be assed
*starts wagging penis around*
>>40128949>gotta put those test tubes around her thigh to make sure everyone knows she's a scientistRidiculous
>>40128967The usual link
>>40128982Lube and aphrodisiac. Very important to always be prepared.
>>40128982Is that what she’s supposed to be I always thought she was meant to be a drug addict
>>40128987The aphrodisiac is unnecessary, she's always in heat and i couldn't possibly be any more horny towards loud pink woman.
>>40128967I'll be watching it with the boys
HOARAH LOUX, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOR
>>40128967Alone in my room while I eat some potato chips and juice
>>40128967With the true hololive fans, the Chinese.
Her summon is dead so she is ngmi
https://youtube.com/shorts/uXt8Hw2ViO8?feature=shareKoyori is a cat, and you can't convince me otherwise
>>40129005this means she found a man
>>40129023Christmas Mirakuru stream...
chloe is a fucking dork
>>40129027Get in line.
Chloe isn't going to be able to Rot of Brain the next two bosses...
they made it so ipads can play webms at some point but it hasn't enriched my life one bit
>>40128967The official website
>shield against godfreyRmao
i bet that chloe would be a great girlfriend, but a terrible wifein that sense, she's the opposite of choco
>>40129048Bold strategy Cotton
>>40129050but choco would be a terrible wife!
>>40128987No it's just sugared water
>>40129005You tell her Quhttps://twitter.com/_dtto/status/1535510950836482048
>>40129050Choco's idea of marriage fucking sucks!
>>40129012I'm pretty sure they don't even sell tickets for China because you know, multiple holos both days
>use RoB>lose half of braincellEverytime
china will never be relevant for hololive
>>40129064Shit, she only had one to begin with
>>40129063us = cn
Once again, the summon did all the work...
>Radagon doesn't bleedAnd we'll see her next week
Mimic-chan saved the day once again
>>40129058I'm looking through her posts and I can't tell if she's a sea dog, a jap, or a yankee. she's speaking all three languages. whats her relationship to ncock?
as an american i stand with the chiners and israel
>>40128982Those are test tubes filled with cum
Why did Chloe's Elden lose its soul? Why did she have to resort to the RoB spam...
>>40129056>>40129060Choco would be a wonderful wife and don't let her own deranged idea of what marriage would be like convince you otherwise. Marry her now.
>>40129085used to be in react with lappy
Radagon WILL fuck Chloe's ass
>>40129094Always blame Botan.
I WILL fuck Chloe's armpit pussy
I know I'm slowpoking, but Iroha's 3D debut is so fucking cute...
>>40129102Chloe has had no interactions with Botan
>Luna keeps choking at the very end
>>40129095Next stream after she gets repeatedly brutalized by Radagon in this one.
>Shield is workingSMART
i need to find a way to kill these blackbirds that sit in trees outside my house and scream all night...i need a gun
The real fight starts here Chloe...
Does he focus on the summon to fuck you over in this phase?
>>40129124pellet gun works, I believe it's called BB gun outside Asia it's what I use with the rats
>>40128845>Gokudou no Mori草That stream was gold.
>>40129085She's Thai, which means she has a dick and can save ncock properly
>boss is immune to BleedBased From devs
>>40129137I can't believe Sora joined her.
towa is biggerhttps://twitter.com/dpdldpf/status/1534822618288775168
>>40129124Just call them niggers and they will run away due to emotional distress
Today I woke up dreaming about Botan again. The first instance was me sniffing Botan's sweaty milky SSRB-cup bras. Then last night was me sucking on Botan's juicy tits.
>>40129140this nigga made of stone how would he even bleed
>>40128694I remember the DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE incident
Which holo went to see the new Dragon Ball Super movie?
>>40128694I started browsing this thread last week
imagine your oshi giving you a lap pillow and patting your head and calling you a good boy
>>40128694i remember the hlg's version of asacoco made with tts. don't clearly remember if it is a parody of asacoco or just an independent holonews but something like that
>>40129172I don't need to imagine
>>40129156I think I got him with dragon rot breath and swarm of flies on my arcane build. It makes no sense. Also it is not like there is some other thing you could consider to use instead of bleed.
Hey, I know you guys don't really like matuli, but she's streaming monhun if you want to watch...https://youtu.be/UbEO-156dLM
>>40128694melfag doing mel science shit webms or something
>just hit it till it diesChloe with the most brilliant strat
>>40128694I was here before Ayame streamed
>>40129191Sorry I only watch Sato Nozomi
>>40128819I will remember your ip and make sure to respect your posts from now on. or you know, you could just be a namefag if you wanted to remind everyone who you are, just saying
I'm disgusted ever since I've seen Elden Beast's tiny feets
I'd show her my elden beast
I love this stupid orca. Just imagine her smell.
Please someone share and reupload these nlo lewds...
>>40129215Your disappointing second half?
>>40129191>Hey, I know you guys don't really like matuli,Who said that? She's one of Noel's friends so she's a friend of mine.
Is it still only Noel, Botan, Reine, Lamy and Koyori that have beat it?
>>40129215Imagine the stains and vaginal discharges on those panties...
Iroha, don't leave...
>>40129215chloe becoming clean and nonsmelly still makes me sadi want a smelly nasty gross gf
>>40129223I have them but what do you give in exchange
If you want to smell orca the just don't bath for a week. Then rub your balls for like a minute and smell your hand.
>>40128821Way of the Samurai
>>40129224life is a disappointing second half
>>40129227She will keep the cream inside her panties. As god intented.
>>40128694a post about wanting to piss in suisei's ass
>>40128919to be fair the original looks stupid as shit toohttps://youtu.be/x54G_ib74Z8?t=196
>>40129191host club whore
>>40129094chat told her it's the best weapon
wtf how she is alive
such a fun mechanic
>>40129191I will always watch a fellow S&S user
>>40129226Yeah I think so and Miko is probably never gonna finish it. Can't blame her because the endgame just sucks the fun out of you.
That greenwhore didn't even care to live call
>>40129226>Lamy and Koyori that have beat it?Still makes me laugh, those crazy girls did it.
>>40129172I have her daki, a pair of wh-1000xm4 headphones, and her ASMRs. I got as close as I can get.
>>40129285Will Towa face Tokoyami today?
i've seen towa suck dicks off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Cum-beams glitter in the dark near the Towa Gate. All those jizzim will be lost in cum, like sperm in rain. Time to towa..
>>40128694I've started coming here since yesterday
what would you think of your oshi if she had a male crush in the past but is still a virgin?
>>40129303So who is the top in that relationship?
>>40128694I don't see anyone posting it yet so I will go with the Towa encounter at convenience store
She gave up for now
Chloe will show up all beefed up for her 3D
>>40129311towa snickers bar...
>>40128694Been here since the last Aqua stream
>>40129307Still a whore
>>40129307I'd think that her crush was a faggot
patra finished outlast!
>>40129330It's nobeta, Chinese are review bombing it
>>40129340they'd be doing it anyway since it made by island chinks
Why did lui only get 12k viewers?Do eops hate her?
>>40128967Either the usual guy or the Discordbros
>>40129300At least match the color of the flag
>>40129306Eh Steam has been getting better at this particular shit, it's gonna be a nothingburger
>>40129341Shit, that takes me back. https://youtu.be/O-SXhtYjprc
Any other Kenzoku here?
Who are we watchin
>>40129368me on the right
>>40129323I don't watch Chloe that much but those tits are good advertising
>>40129300>Lower quality>29KB>>40129354>Higher quality>16KBhuh...?
>>40129376Yeah pretty much model sells
Between Lap and Chloe, who would get more viewers for their 3D debut?
>>40129382Shirakami is a slut
>>40129379.jpg should graduate
>>40129385More pedophiles or coomers...
>>40129382I like the benefits of her being my friend.
when is the v carnival?
Man Yakuza combat is trash.
>>40129382erotic friend's nipples...
>>40129405the entire series it self is hot pile of overrated garbage
>>40129416no it's not
>>40129404you missed one
>>40129423No I think that other guy's onto something.
>>40129404This is NSFW, a porn. This is against the rules of this board.
>>40129404I'm not telling anyone, keep up the good posts anon.
>>40129437It's only one porn though
>>40129423He's right tho
>>40129436Boring, shion should know better
schizo replied to me
>>40129454My boss gave me a raise
>>40129454Someone stop him! Think of the children!
>>40129440No, it's not! >>40129454
>>40129454At least post some good stuff... This is just sad.
>>40128694WeabooTrashBoii...Fangchama...I wonder where they are now.
>>40129459*thinks of Lacunny**gets hard*n-no...
>>40129455congrats he's your kind now
>>40129472dead I hope
I don't get why you keep pushing Kanata's lewd. She feels far from it, also her nurse costume is bad.
post Lamy porn instead
>>40129437it's okay, it's Saturday no one is working.
>>40129404She is blind in one eye:?Can you hear me?
>>40129497I think you mean mute...
i aspire to be a heckin schizo
i aspire to be a heckin towa
>dead hours>with imagesh-home...
I am towa
>>40129505its hella fun better than being a normie
been drunk since tuesday...
>>40129515kill yourself faggot zoomer
>>40129525life is precious
>>40129509Fuck totally stranger men every nightCreate a circle of people around a hobby(APEX) who act as your cover (fuck members of this circle as well) Be shameless Be fake contract every sexual disease know and unknown to mankind Done
>>40129509Need to have fans full of cucks first
it replied to me again
>>40129531Is this real?
reply this*cums on your face*
>>40129531>(1)So you already have this saved then decided to save it again...
Lamy should be permitted to wield giant ice swords telekinetically
*smells the cum**goes into heat*
>>40129436Based. We need more cunny collabs
you retards will learn the thread is slow enough that replying isn't necessary eventually
>>40129531stinkin' up the thread
>>40129532This >>40129531 is more precious
Towa's trailer thing made me listen to AKUMA again and I hate how good it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1_OQXNF8b8
Don't listen to it then
every time i start posting the thread dies...
>>40129580Debi DebiBibi Bibi
I want to suck on Twi's tongue...
someone starts the usual timeloop pls...
Who's my oshi you ask? It's Miko of course!
>>40129588Same... I bet she'd be super embarrassed about it too...
Have sex, incel.
Marine best holo
>>40129595With your oshi? Ewww no.
>>40129589The only timeloop I need is sex with Towa.
>>40129589I'll do it in a single post>Ichitrannies should feel bad about their oshiFuck off marineschizo>Miko is a whoreMiko is a saint, stop your slander>Pekora got pregnantIt's just a 1-month break>Towa...twi...>Iroha has a bfproof???>I miss mommyfuck off greenshit>Ayame is a whore/vt/ get out
>>40129605BASED BASED BASED BASED
I like Twi...
>>40129589im fucking... im so gay bros...
twap your hands
>a lot of holo got the 3rd vaxx shot>nearly all of them got sick or are too tired to stream
OTSU... LUUUUU.... NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whats up groupies
Are /we/ watching V-crabs today?
>>40129589Ok.Rushia has dinner dates with men.
>>40129622superior japanese constitution folded 1000 times
>>40129627Half of the casts are hololive so hell yeah
>>40129627watch this*cums on you*
>>40129627My oshi isn't in it so just the restream.
we all got tri jabbed here
>>40129577Too late now I have a mental image of Lamy cleaving Fauna in half.
I'm still not vaxxed so if i kiss twi will it give him covid?
>Towa has single digit viewersWhat happened...
>>40129647Everyone is busy betting on horses.
small audiences are kino
Rui... I fucking hate Japs obsession with horse racing
>>4012964716th time playing the dog painting game
any of you anons know if there will be an archive for Vcarni? need to go to work and might miss it......
Twa is so smart...
>>40129662The archive is geoblocked to Japan because the white devils kept pirating it
>>40129662At nyaa as usual, yes.
>>40129666Do japs really won't pirate anything?
>>40129672That nippleboy did pirate the nipple AV though
>>40129666dumbass nips....but also dumbass sudden work...>>40129668yeah guess I'll be waiting there then, essentially wasting my ticket, thanks....
>>40129672No, they won't. Unlike the white devils, Nihonjin respect and honor the effort of others.
>>40129672This is /jp/ and you really should know this already, but pirating laws are absurdly strict in Japan. Even PD and Share are dying.
Dumb and loud Twap...
Towa is too loud.
turn on towa stream>deep (un)sexy voice>kita kitaa kitaaaaaaaaa>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAHturn off towa stream
>>40129690This but without>turn off toa streamand instead>keep the stream open
Why is Towa
Twa used up her brain last night...
toe pisstow shite
this is very very towa of you
>>40129684They only go after distributors, I pirated several TBs worth of shit during my stay in Japan and nothing happened.
gonna dry out sunday and take a massive shit... start drinking again monday until friday...
I prefer this dumb Towa outfit
What a slow Saturday
where is towa
Towa is horse
Twi should pee on me...
for me its the rare and elusive towa sama smart laugh
hehe twie so whacky
Twa is extra dumb today... What did Button do...
>>40129718*cums in you*
maji de twa
I hate Twi...
shiranui on towa's stream
yeah keep howling you horny bitch
Any new JAV?
Why is Towa so きっしょい
towa wants dick
Twao helped... I think...
Twa is an animal...
*starts chanting*to..wa.. to..wa.. to..wa.. *pupils dilate*@[email protected]
toki wa towata
>>40129752>no penetrationwhat a shame...
*does a towa*
*drums a niggerlicious jungle beat into the thread*we gon drink de blud of de kenzoku
>dude monke noises>screech like a little girl>talk like smoka auntt...that's my towa...
>M*tsuri has more viewers than T*waTruly embarrassing
Matsuri > Twhore
towa refuses to quit!
>>40129777>>40129780Damn took her months but finally Matsuri wins against towa....
>>40129777>>40129780she finally beat twappie
>>40129780towa should be dedicated to streaming APEX and only APEX
>>40129792what the fuck
>>40129777>>40129780>meanwhile thread is 99% towa discussion
>>40129792how do i unsee an image fuck you
>>40129797I wouldn't really call it "discussion"
Mel streamed for 7 hours...
Towa sounds so dumb...
>>40129797We hate Matsuri here.
we hate matsuri here
ewww.....twa hanamizu deta.......
2 days to gohttps://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1535549698781523969
we hate matsuri
>>40129797We love Towa and hate Matsuri here
>>40129482Am I the only that's seeing this
haha,,,why so dumb twa?
>>40129752>>40129764the 2nd roundhttps://exhentai.org/g/2239339/5c773dc5fd/
>>40128618Wasn’t real none of it is
>>40129823That's just Bowa
Kenzoflips have mastered the art of EOP-style spamming
>>40128667She isn’t very smart and she was up all night chatting with her fanbox donators
>>40129819jannies forgot cause I can see it too
>spam the thread with mindless garbage>blame kenzoflipsHeh...classic...
Dumb loud Twap
>>40129780Ah yes. The numbers.
twa is so hecking dumb
Kimoi Twa... Dumb proof system...
Holos for SADs?
>>40129797The T in thread stands for Towa
tawi will never finish this game
Twa is so smart... Nevermind...
https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1535552007544504320Don't forget to come!
who the FUCK is Mithra??
If Suichan doesn't appear in Holo PV then watch this space.
>>40129810holy tits and pits
Mithra is just gonna be another management entity like Omega and will probably get scraped like him along the way to cut costs.
towa laughs and the world becomes shittier
>>40129868a deity so in the Hololive world it would be Sora
If my oshi is in this new trailer, I will count it as a success for Hololive.
Cost of living crisis is going to start hitting the holos superchat earnings
>>40129868my wife(please be cute)
>>40129888Not really, their main sources of supas are from people isolated from the recession Skilled professionals in first world countries
>>40129868That blonde chick with big tits from Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Her actual name is Hikari though.
>>40129890Thanks Twap! *cooms*
I want to poke Toi's butthole...
>>40129901I need sexier holos
>>40129861wonder if they'll introduce a main villain or general enemies to fight.
Did Rushia had a big presence in the new holoalt trailer?
>>40129895https://thefinancialexpress.com.bd/economy/cost-of-living-the-shock-of-rising-prices-in-japan-1654755333Japan is being hit hard and I’ve noticed that certain whales have been dropping the amount they send.
>>40129908>closing your country for an extended period of time fucks your economywhat a shocker, even subaru managed to figure this out
Countdown is longer than the PV it self
Pls not wigger Pls not wigger Pls not wigger
BASED BASED BASED
>gen 5 gets the coolest scenei am satisfied
>LAMY CAN USE MAGIC>LAMY CAN USE MAGIC>LAMY CAN USE MAGIC
>male at the end meeting sora??????????
It's meh, another waste of company resources
God this is the fucking worst
They just fucking streamers, why are they getting all this chuuni shit
who the fuck is that
too many side branches Lamy was cute though
... what is the point???
Absolute trash. It was 70% side branch shit and gen 5
ENbros... We did it...
HOLY SHITWHO WAS THE GUY WITH THE BACKPACKTHIS IS CRAZY(music was lame though)
>>40129934I thought she couldn't.
Too much trash randomly throughout it
Lamy will lose her shit
why ensharts why? hololive alternative is ruined forever
>Finally add EN and ID>ruin it with gokishitNice job Cover
KILL THE THREAD SO I CAN POST CUTE LAMY (ALTERNATIVE)
>this is a guyyou niggas are blind
Meru raped Twao...
ensharts and idsharts always find a way to ruin the official pv
>>40129962I want to kapukapu Twap's tail
do ya rike et?
>>40129962>when you inserted into the wrong towa hole
>>40129962Why is Mel such a whore?
Personally, I was just happy Aki was there (apparently in the same ruins RBC was in?).
>>40129975>EN>ID>no Coco>no Rushiafuck you
Toi getting vamp'd up.
Please, someone post an edited version without any EN.
holy shit that was fucking terrible. whoever wrote this shitty SHIT should be fired and canceled
Hime made it... I'm crying...
hahahaha so hecking dumbo twappppp
my oshi and me
Too much ENshartAt least aki was pretty
Cover doesn't know what to do with their money, what a pointless video that tells nothing.
Who did she see?
>>40129986This unironically, it ruined my experience. Side branches are fucking cancer.
so who is the harlot at the end
>>40129985Imagine the sex.
>>40129974>Nene's special power is catching bugs
>Vocals: Star Flower (Hoshimachi Suisei, AZKi, Moona Hoshinova, IRyS)The strongest unit in hololive
*gets hard for no apparent reason*
>>40130002OH NO NO NO MICOMETSISTERS???
>>40129981she had a pretty cool scene. i was happy to see haachama and haachama cooking.
The coordinates for the Roboco video are for Space Center Houston, what does it mean?
>>40129996They wasted millions of yen on shitty side branches. Shame.