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Why is Yukari so lazy?

>> No.400878

Diabetes

>> No.400881

Because it's awesome

>> No.400882

She is Reimu.

>> No.400892

Part of her power maintains the Great Hakurei Border but it's still taxing for her. That's the theory anyway.

>> No.400904
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>> No.400905

She plays Portal with Ran, if you know what i mean.

>> No.400908

>>400876

If you were omnipotent, would you actually bother doing anything?

>> No.400910

I do that sometimes.

Wait. This isn't something to be proud of.

>> No.400913

>>400904
I smiled.

>> No.400917

Narcolepsy

>> No.400931
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>> No.400934

All she does is portal around. That doesn't sound like she's the healthiest youkai around.

>> No.400935
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400935

Yukari is lazy because she does nothing. She has no job and most of her tasks are delegated to gaps or her shikigami; to get somewhere far away, she gaps there; to get something out of reach, she gaps it to her. And she drinks all the time.

Ran does all the housework - cooks, cleans, shops, repair-work, and then goes double-duty to take care of Yukari.

>> No.400938

She's not asleep. She's dead. She lies, dreaming, until she can rise again... to molest Ran.

>> No.400950

She takes a shit by gapping above the toilet.

>> No.400953

So Yukari is pretty much a female anon with awesome powers and friends?

Sweet.

>> No.400967
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>>400953

No, that's Kaguya

>> No.400974

>>400967
>Kaguya

>Friends

Pick one

>> No.400987

Yukari should be morbidly obese, but she gaps all the fat to Letty and China

>> No.400994

>>400967
>>400953

Anon is some weird mix of Yukari and Kaguya.

Terrifying.

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>>400950

She's so lazy she doesn't even check if someone's sitting on it first.

>> No.401009

>>400994
Overpowered immortals?

Awesome

>> No.401015

>>401009
overpowered LAZY immortals.

>> No.401013
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>> No.401021
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401021

Did someone say my name?

>> No.401038

>>401021
I don't think so.

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401041

She could try to invade the moon again.

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>>401041
She certainly will not be doing that.

>> No.401054

Yukari sleeps all day because that's when she's Maribel.

>> No.401056
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Yukari in a box.

>> No.401060

>>401041

I wish to try invading the moon.

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401064

Yukari only does things for the lulz

>> No.401071
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>>401060
The moon has no spring.

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>> No.401081

>>401078

loliran rape

>> No.401089

>>401013
Forgot which doujin

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>>401071

Thorough application of danmaku should fix that.

>> No.401097

>>401071
Not true. its just that the moon's spring is completely indistinguishable from the rest of its seasons.

>> No.401098

>>401060
It's easier than they make it out to be.

All you need is a couple dozen Chaos Marines and you'd be set.

>> No.401102

>>401054

Of all the touhou theories and such, I think thats really one of the ones I dislike most.

>> No.401107

>>401078

"Enjoying your yiffing?"

>> No.401111

It's not rape if it's your own shikigami

>> No.401114

>>401097
Also not entirely accurate. Based on SSiB's placement of an actual ocean on the Earth-side of the moon, the border around the Lunar Capital encompasses the whole of the moon. It only looks barren from the outside, our perspective, but has a very stable ecosystem within.

>> No.401122

>>401098

...

METAL BOXES!

>> No.401123

>>401102
Same, #2 is ALICE'S MOM IS SHINKI

Raptor Jesus Christ people

>> No.401124

>>400987
Why China ;_;

>> No.401130

>>401102
I don't get that theory.

>> No.401138

>>401124

Because CHINA WILL GROW LARGER

>> No.401145

>>401130
Well you see, Maribel is really weird and sleeps DURING THE NIGHT OH MY GoooooOOOooooD and Maribel can see through the border of Gensokyo. Therefore she is apparantly Yukari.

>> No.401148

>>401102

Even more than Eirin is future Sakuya?

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>>401088

fusion!

>> No.401264

>>401256

Holy shit.

>> No.401294

>>401148
That makes so little sense.

>> No.401285

>>401256
EVEN IN YOUR KITSUNE

F O E !

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>> No.403287

>>403252

This made me LOL!

>> No.403354

>>403252
Wonder where it appeared at...

>> No.403360

>>403252
God, just ONCE, I wish I could do this!

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>>403354

>> No.403399

Is'nt she supposed to be nocturnal or something? Always tired because people bother her at day when she's sleeping

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>>403399
She's active at day only when she wants to get some dickings from MANosuke.

>> No.403451

>>403424
I don't know why, but I've always viewed Rinnosuke as the type that doesn't get laid. I don't mean it in a comedic sense either. Just that he prefers to stay in his shop and mess with his gimmicks instead of dealing with people.

>> No.403455

>>403424
Rinnosuke is looking a little unenthusiastic in that last panel there, considering.

>> No.403456

>>403424
sauce

>> No.403459

>>403424
doujin pls

>> No.403467

>>403424

Sauce please.

>> No.403473
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403473

I love seeing fans depict Rinnosuke as a masculine sexbomb in the extreme opposite of how ZUN made him in canon.

Just like Reimu having gorgeus boobs whereas in fact she is as flat as an airstrip.

>> No.403485

>>403456
>>403459
>>403467
http://www.mediafire.com/?0lkis1mtzct

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>>403455
Worried that Marisa would find out, duh?

>> No.403495

>>403485
Surprisingly worksafe.

>> No.403500

>>403485
cheers

>> No.403508
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403508

ALMOST promotions.

>> No.403510

That was...kind of nice

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>>403491

>> No.403520

>>403485
The heck. The link doesn't work for me.

>> No.403522

>>403518
I love Marisa's dental plan.

>> No.403526
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403526

PROMOTIONS?

>> No.403530

>>403520
Mediafire seems to be faulty right now.

>> No.403609

>>403485

Not working.

>> No.403708

Rapidsharing.

>> No.403734

http://rapidshare.com/files/105265157/Hot_Dog_Chuck_-_Come_Spring_.rar.html

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>> No.403783

>>401107
/r/ that kopipe, I've since lost it

>> No.403793

>>403783kopipe
Are we really so weeaboo that we're going to start using this?

>> No.403809

>>403793
There's really no need for that term since we have an english equivalent that is more prevalent. The only reason you would use "kopipe" is to flex your japanophile in front of everyone.

>> No.403822

>>403809
>The only reason you would use "kopipe" is to look like a retard.
fixed

>> No.403826

>>400931
I'm a bit late, but may I have sauce on this one?

>> No.403827

>>403734
So what happens in this doujin? I don't understand moonrunes.

>> No.403836

>>403826

M:O:H drawn by March

Ran tries to wake Yukari up and is repaid with rape dollars.

Then a cat is added and Yukari thinks with portals to finger ran while Chen and Ran rub fluff.

>> No.403841

>>403836
Very much thanks.

>> No.403987

>>403836
Great summary, or greatest summary?

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