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4007377 No.4007377 [Reply] [Original]

Why can't I find a wife?

>> No.4007384

Is she giving you the cold shoulder, Dai-chan

>> No.4007400

>>4007384
There's not even a she to give me a cold shoulder.

>> No.4007411

>>4007384
Badum TSH

>> No.4007417

>>4007400
he was talking about cirno... cold shoulder, cirno... get it?

>> No.4007432

>>4007377
I guarantee there's thousands of women in South America who don't give a shit what you look like or how much money you earn if you're willing to marry them.

>> No.4007441

>>4007417
Of course. But I just finished a VN and I'm emotional right now.

>> No.4007449

>>4007432
I don't look bad, but I don't know if I can take that route...

>> No.4007458

>>4007441
do you need a hug

>> No.4007467
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4007467

But you have one Daiyousei.

>> No.4007470

What an awesome blog thread.

>> No.4007472

>>4007458
Yes. When I say wife, I mean I want a significant other. Someone to be there for me ;_;

>> No.4007477

>>4007432

Would that be with or without AIDS?

>> No.4007480
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4007480

Daiyousei you filthy cheating fairy.

>> No.4007496

>>4007480
It's all a lie

>> No.4007538

>>4007470
I know. I did my best.

>> No.4007553
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4007553

I love Daiyousei.

>> No.4007706

>>4007553
She doesn't love you back

>> No.4009034
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>>4007706
Only because she knows it is impossible for us to be together.

>> No.4009050
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4009050

your bed is too small to support anything more then you and your obese cat.

mine's big enough for a small village.

>> No.4012144

>>4009050
I don't have an obese cat.

>> No.4012254

>>4007432
>women in south america
Enjoy your VD.

>> No.4012571

>>4012254
What if they're 13 year old virgins? That's legal in Argentina.

>> No.4012587

>>4009050
My bed is at least 50 centimeters bigger than yours.

>> No.4012604

>>4012587
[citation needed]

>> No.4012645

>>4012604
My bed is at least 50 centimeters bigger than yours.[1]

References:

1.^ Anonymous and his bed. Anonymous. Retrieved 2009-12-30.

>> No.4012651

>>4012645
But what good is a reference that I cannot look up?

>> No.4012670

>>4012651
You can look it up. Here's a link: >>4012587

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>>4012670

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