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You accidentally walk in on teenage Vita changing, what do you do?

>> No.4007394

>teen
>vita

does not compute

>> No.4007404

Most likely I fall down after being hit with a very big hammer.

>> No.4007428

Cry.

Such advanced cancer has no doubt metastasized already, and it is only a matter of time before she dies ;_;

>> No.4007430

Lyrical Magical Girl Nanoha, not so good.

>> No.4007426

Lolis are good and relax the soul. Change her back into one.

>> No.4007431

That's not Vita. I report the intruder to the TSAB.

>> No.4007448

>>4007430
>Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

So good.

Persuade her to turn back into real Vita.

>> No.4007457

Ask where Signum is.

>> No.4007460

I go get that one full color Vita doujin with the soft edges and the guy coming directly down her throat and fap.

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>> No.4007489

Source? (Though I'm not sure I want to meet the rest if Vita is that old)

>> No.4007497

>>4007460
THIS! I'm looking for this shit for ages!

>> No.4007500
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>>4007460

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>>4007489

>> No.4007511

>>4007504
It's not even human.

>> No.4007506

Ask where Fate is

>> No.4007518
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tentacle rape

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>>4007460

>> No.4007546
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4007546

If the pigtailed magical girls wears dead bunnies on her hat would the magical bunny girl wear dead pigtailed girls on her hat?

>> No.4007575

>>4007544
sauce?

>> No.4007594

>>4007575
guessing: vita chan motto ishou ni

>> No.4007616

>>4007594
fuck i was wrong.

it's
(C74) [asaiumi (Asami Asami)] Onegai Shimasu. Vita-san (Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha [Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha])

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>>4007616
muriyari is another good doujin by the same guy btw

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>> No.4007735

>>4007642
Don't think I have that one. Care to upload?

>> No.4007751

Who is this and what have you done to the real Vita

>> No.4008126

>>4007500
This isn't Onegai Shimasu. Vita-san... Sauce?

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>>4008126

>> No.4009406

>>4007735
>>4007735

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Teenage Vita?

Impossible.

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>>4009435
It's illusion Vita.

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Shaaaaaaa

>> No.4013070

>teenage Vita

Why would you do this?

Also this thread reminded me of that tripfag on /a/ always saying he'd post images of his daughter cosplaying as Vita.

>> No.4013182

>>4013070
You mean Viggiatore?

>> No.4013214
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4013214

I prefer Vita like this.

>> No.4013213

I wish I could masturbate more than five times a day. There is just so much good porn and I can't cover everything.

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>>4013182

I remember how he used to troll with that. I doubt he really had a daughter to cosplay with. If he really did and my calling him out fuck it up for other Anons, then lol.

>> No.4013519

>>4013182

Indeed, good sir. I sort of feel trolled since I actually believed him at one point. Good times..

>> No.4013536

Cover my eyes, apologise and leave.

>> No.4013576

>>4013365
Talking behind my back again eh anon?

>> No.4013635
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4013635

Screw Vita, fuck Hayate!

>> No.4013673

>>4013635
I have no objection to either of these suggestions.

>> No.4013678

>>4013635
I like where this is going.

>> No.4013758

>>4013635
sauce

>> No.4013759
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>teenage Vita

I'd leave, and never enter that kakera again.

>> No.4014572

>>4013758
Seconded.

>> No.4017223

I would check my eye sight, Vita is an Eternal Loli and will always stay eternal loli :)

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