Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

She is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
Yukari is slute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
17 forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
Yes, the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
damn that's so true

[Anonymous No.]

Creating this thread accidentally deleted Yuyuko-sama's thread :(

[Anonymous No.]

my needy and possessive wife

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

take my virginity

[Anonymous No.]

This is the last thing you'll see before Ran chops you up and cooks you for Yukari and her friends to eat. Still think she's cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40003164
Yes. I'm fine with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40003164
> Kasen
> Okina
They won't eat me. Probably just Yukari and her fatass ghost friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40003164
yeeees

[Anonymous No.]

>>40003164
Frail human hands wrote this post.

Tick tock Akyuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40003164
>>40004578
Human women have become so undesirable that they slander youkai women online

[Anonymous No.]

>>40004005
>>40004293
>>40004558
>>40004578
>>40004604
Stop wanting to become Yukari's dinner.
Stop loving youkai, they are the polar opposite of humans and hate us and see us as nothing more than livestock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40004733
fuck off roastie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40004769
Not wanting to end up inside a youkai's digestive tract does not make someone a roastie.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute sleepy hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40005038
They deny the risk of ending up in Yukari's stomach because they want their children to end up in her uterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007416
Getting enough of Yukari's affection that she'd be willing to carry your child is probably as impossible a task as Kaguya's

[Anonymous No.]

Me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008925
it wont stop me from trying

[Anonymous No.]

Pictured: Anon after he tried to seduce Yukari and gain her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011844
I look delicious

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari is a monster wearing human skin in the shape of a woman. She's a heartless wretch who wouldn't think twice about killing you. She would push you off a tall building or high cliff to your death if she wanted some cheap entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari routinely kills your own kind and you like her? Stupid traitors, she's a devil who can't feel things like love, she will kill you too all the same. Yukari deserves nothing more than to be slain like all Youkai should. Open your eyes, she's pure evil.

[Anonymous No.]

Hate Yukari.
Hate all Youkai.
Kill Yukari, burn her alive, fill her body with arrows wrapped in purifying and sealing ofuda.
Fuck Yukari, she's the worst. Stop loving Yukari this instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012080
>>40012099
Go clean your shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012116
We should clean this world up of Yukari lovers like you instead by the sword you filthy traitor. How dare you turn your back on humanity and a blind eye to our slaughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012129
gap cute, nuff said. if you need an explanation, just look at people who love saya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012149
You are an ignorant fool who has fallen for the trap just like these malevolent Youkai want you to. Of course Yukari would be able to manipulate you weak minded cows by taking on an attractive appearance, you have no willpower and that's why you are livestock. It's up to humans with stronger wills like me to have to save pathetic people like you by not falling for Youkai bait so they can be exterminated rightfully.

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

https://crimsonhornets.neocities.org/
https://eilienen.neocities.org/
zzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012195
>like me
ya, sure buddy. you're just choosing to follow a different drive than us. you can have your opinion, but gap cute, so i'll side with gap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008925
If you succeed, or her heart decides it wants (You) for no particular reason, its going to be prolonged discomfort rather than swift pain
Gappy is a keeper, if she likes you, she will forcefully take you home and make sure nothing damages her new prized possession
Looking at you makes her happy so she will ensure she has eyes at you at all timee
And if you are granted permission to leave, expect her to kill and eat any female that would dare try to be friendly with HER mate

Once you catch the heart of the gap youkai, you becomes hers forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013262
Hot

Now to manipulate her into thinking I'm gonna leave her and stop loving her unless i get a harem with her and ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>40003164
Fair deal, she "ate" me the other way in her bed last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012080
>>40012099
>>40012115
Did Yukari forget to donate to the shrine today?

[Anonymous No.]

Passionately making out with Yukari while holding her close...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub Yukari's feet

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder to hit the gym, do it for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
he is not cute, she is just some old hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40022328
>he

[Anonymous No.]

>>40022339
im calling her A he because she is a tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40022349
>her
>he
>she
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>40022445
kek, gensokyo is not real and yukari is a gap hag.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40021319

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011844
>>40008925
i am willing to run the risk, the rewards are worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40022445
The boundary between male and female has weakened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012115
Gee I wonder who is behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40029081
I want to eat Yukari's puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013262
Yukari under the influence of pregnancy hormones would be even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>40022228
i just hit a new bench press
now i can finally feel worthy of fucking yukari in my dreams

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40004604
Based screw human women they are ugly whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011869
spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40040977
>"Mine."

[Anonymous No.]

yukari's thread isn't even at 100 posts yet you let it get to page 10? pitiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40048526
Youkai wives will be youthful and fertile forever

[Anonymous No.]

Pink btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>40067030
Two in the pink?

[Anonymous No.]

what's your favorite rendition of necrofantasia? mine is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCG1YycPso

[Anonymous No.]

>>40070332
I'm quite partial to the Magical Astronomy version, even if it's not hugely different.
https://youtu.be/bku_wFW8nPo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40070332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL33M9e-g8Q
>inb4 vocal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

so are her eyes purple or yellow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40089717
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari can't eat you if you just grab her wrists and restrain her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40090054
youkai have superhuman strength
Yukari can easily overpower and have her way with you if she felt like it
if she decides your kids will be purple eyed half youkai, then they're going to be purple eyed half youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>40090240
Youkai are only strong because we believe they are so if I believe Yukari is weak and cannot defeat me then she can't because I don't fear her, thus making me stronger than her. Then I'LL be the one overpowering and raping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40070332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d8PLi5f-nw

TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN
TURN THE SOUND DOWN
KISS ME QUICKLY
CAUSE THE WORLD IS ENDING

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40107985
Old hags pretending to be young

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari is just a sack of old sacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39996226
I love yuyuko-sama, she is beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40113954
Fucking rude human

[Anonymous No.]

>>40129152
Imagine pretending to be a hag on the jaypeesy

[Anonymous No.]

Dear god I want to cum all over her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40040977
I'd rub and kiss her belly all the time anyway.
you think she'd try to forcefully breastfeed you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40140255
Probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>40140255
Why would I need to be forced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40140255
if you're a shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>40140255
yeeeees

[Anonymous No.]

>>40129516
2hus lurk /jp/ who do you think makes Alice's threads and samefag in them if no one loves her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40150986

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932

[Anonymous No.]

>>40156188
My wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>40154759
Some bitter puppet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey dear, wake up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40183107
Yukari is a very heavy sleeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
She's a bit old, I doubt she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40193112
She is immortal
Gappy will be young and beautiful forever

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40207989
Yukari's cute foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40090240
One should be honoured that their lineage will have the blood of a Great Youkai
They'll all have radiant purple eyes for at least 6 generations

[Anonymous No.]

>>40029459
So is Yukari a futa?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna come home to the mayohiga and princess carry yukari to bed and get to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>40219689
no

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Stop loving Yukari, she is literally one of the most evil people in all of Gensokyo. You can't love evil people like her, they don't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230301
but she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230301
What if I'm also evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230301
Shut up Reimu. Go back to eating Marisa's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230301
But...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230301
fuck the evil out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40232176
Can't be evil if she's constantly pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40232206
Pacify the youkai by giving her a happy heart, a full womb, and a big family

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
Yukari is the reason I became a fan of Touhou. On old /a/ circa 2005 I was pissed off at the Touhou fanbase for derailing my animu threads. I would argue that Touhou wasn't anime and didn't belong on /a/ and that ZUN was a shit writer. But then I learned about Yukari's power of boundaries which is a completely unique ability. There's millions of comics about super powers, so to invent a new ability like boundary manipulation showed that ZUN was a great writer.

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't Yukari just gap the seed from your testicles to her womb making it pointless to try and stop her from impregnating herself?

[Anonymous No.]

erotic hag smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236149
No

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40233450
I want to fuck my pregnant wife Yukari!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off out of my dreams Yukari. I already love someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230301
Back to the nursing home with you, Eirin. Take your damn pills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
I would milk her saggy tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40236149
Yeah but where is the sport in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
>She is cute
She's old and she's ugly, no longer needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40230301
I can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40272509
Ok Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal her gap powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40275075
There is a price to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40295704
Smug little thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40303335
I would pay that price

[Anonymous No.]

>>40295720
What would you do with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40316817
Mischief

[Anonymous No.]

what if i love her so much i just dont wanna be with her so she doesn't have to suffer after my weak humanity will make me leave her alone in 60 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>40316493
Are you sure? Your soul will be bound to Yukari for all eternity
She would never let you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>40320013
That's exactly how all marriages should go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40314184
the smuggest

[Anonymous No.]

I like you anon, so I'm going to offer this little tidbit pro Bono. Living in the gutter, you learn to spot lowlives pretty quickly if you want to see tomorrow. I've trained my nose to sort out the bad ones from the good just from a sniff. this girls reeks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I've ever laid eyes on! He is pure evil, right down to his very bones! Is she a victim of circumstance you are wondering? Not on your life! She's been evil since she drew his first breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40020172
Reimu is on Yukari's side. She deserves to die with the Youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

I like you anon, so I'm going to offer this little tidbit pro Bono. Living in the gutter, you learn to spot lowlives pretty quickly if you want to see tomorrow. I've trained my nose to sort out the bad ones from the good just from a sniff. This girls reeks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I've ever laid eyes on! She is pure evil, right down to her very bones! Is she a victim of circumstance you are wondering? Not on your life! She's been evil since she drew her first breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40325544
>She's been evil since she drew her first breath!
Merry was a vicious monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40325734
Merry is her daughter, not her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40325734
>>40325761
Both are wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40325734
Eh, well, if she really is Maribel then she did seem to have at least some distance to fall from being a mostly morally sound person. On the other hand, her always being kind of a psycho deep down inside would explain a lot of Maribel's weirder behavior.

Either way though, she crossed the point where any kind of Freudian excuse would justify anything a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40331641
Yukari did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40331716
I want to convince Yukari to hunt hoodrats instead of productive citizens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40332112
They taste like drugs and aids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40332112
>instead of productive citizens
Doesn't she only grab the suicidal though? Pretty sure it's implied the suicide forest's reputation is partially her fault.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna do things to yukari
and ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>40339318
only if you cut yourself and livestream it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40333134
>Doesn't she only grab the suicidal though?
She mostly seems to grab 1: the suicidal. 2: Those that are easily missed. (Like hobos, neets, orphans etc) 3: Children (Who are not easily missed, but very easy to explain why they went missing). And 4: People that she takes a liking to. (Those she tends to kill herself rather than take to Gensokyo though).

She doesn't want to draw too much attention to Gensokyo for the most part. But it's not exactly like she has a line she won't cross.

[Anonymous No.]

I WANNA FUCK YUKARI

[Anonymous No.]

>>40352678
is that Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40320049
No, Yukari will seize it and claim total control over you, toying with your mind at her leisure
She'll eat the parts of your spirit she doesn't like and replace them with ones she crafts herself, bit by bit until she has made the ideal husband for herself, and barely anything of you remains

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40352678
me too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

mating press the evil out of yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>40359788
I like how sinister Yukari looks in this art style.

[Anonymous No.]

yukari!!!

[Anonymous No.]

playful Yukari is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40378114
Gappy is always playful
her toys just have a nasty habit of breaking on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40378259
i meant in art, i also love her mature hag art but i'm really into her silly young lady look more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40378114
i wish gappy were as playfull with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>40374388
Sinister is sexy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012080
>>40012116
do any of you realize that yukari isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>40387896
Shut the fuck up buzzkill

[Anonymous No.]

>>40391670
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

>>40391670
my wife is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>40391670
based reality enjoyer
>>40395154
>>40395266
cringe delusion fans

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you replying to yourself this fucking blatantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40396494
Who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40396696
He (me) is talking to you (also me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>40323300
monoe is smugger.

[Anonymous No.]

Mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40406051
Yukari should definitely be made a mom

[Anonymous No.]

making teenage babies with yukari~n!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

You guys sure are eager for me and my wife to make babies. What a coincidence, I am too.

[Anonymous No.]

was with Yukari, following her around an auditorium acting like a familiar, hugging onto her from behind to lend strength as she was using gap magic to hack the matrix or something at several points around the hall.

I was playing danmaku against Yukari, dodging her non-spell where she forces you up against the wall while she was facing away with her ass's outline showing through her dress. Eternity, Cirno and Lily were representing the seasons, Autumn being missing was probably inspired by the doujin "Seasons Lit with Gold"

I got in a car with Yukari in the passenger, another guy tried to get in same seat as her so I told him "get the fuck in the back seat you fucking piece of shit". He did so while she smirked with a "heh". I was walking with her and with a bunch of boring idiots, I suddenly realised it, told her "hey lets go home" then so we did and she gave me a lap pillow + mimikaki.

Yukari and I were chasing a host in Irithyll, we had killed his white phantoms, he resummoned them, so we rekilled them and were chasing him down again. I was chanting a sing-song taunt based on his name before I finally seized him in my arms. I wondered what I should do when Yukari came up beside him, reached her hand under his shirt and pulled his heart out in front of his face. I laughed and said "my wife is a cruel predator."

I was with Yukari and Satori. Satori had read both me and Yukari's hearts' deepest desires. Mine was to eat Yukari out while jacking off her futanari cock into a baby bottle while Yukari's was simply to get mating pressed by me. Satori told me and I said "yeah right, Yukari's desire could be any dude in 'his world'" she responded "it's you". I kept saying "could be anyone" she kept insisting "it's you."

Yukari showed up asking for help with something, I went with her as we walked over some dark hills avoiding the light, we came to an arcade machine sitting on a hill. She controlled the bullets and movement while I could create a little cloud platform for her and bomb. She went to a point where I made a cloud for her and shot at something that was the objective while bullets flew at her. At one point she was walled, I pressed bomb a split-second too late, but we had another life. This time she finished it off without issue, the high-score screen had her with me as Jigglypuff on her lap, and Yuyuko sitting back-to-back with her with Kirby on her lap.

I was walking with a couple of Yukaris, I saw another Yukari up on the treetops struggling with a Demon's Souls Storm Beast she had stuck a harpoon into. The three of us got on a dilapidated wooden elevator those rose up while shaking worryingly, I said if it fell I'd grab them both and die to cushion their fall, they responded that She wouldn't like that, while looking up at the sky.

I was looking up into space, past the stars I saw a dim image of Yukari looking down back at me with lovehearts all around her

I was acting jealous of Yuyuko, because I'm Yukari's second favourite person after her

Then in the next dream I'm with Yukari who shows me a pattern of cards and asks me what they represent. I see the connection and say "the vampire queen the lost her form", she asks how I knew so I said I dreamt about her just before. She asks me what I want so I say I wish Ihad more sweet dreams. She tells me her sexual preferences then sits on my lap as we watch a busy cross walk together, though all the people looked like shadows.

In a kitchen pantry in a big building, I saw an interesting blue dust spice so I took it with me. Encounter Gordon Ramsay and talked with him for a bit. Walking through hallways when Yukari comes telling me to give her the blue spice, I run away from her while teasingly sprinkly some of it back at her until I was chased to a classroom that had some Touhou characters in it including Flan. Yukari says we all having to be sprinkled with that dust or we'll be instantly erased and replaced by an exact clone at a certain time later today. I sprinkled them and her but ran out before myself. Yukari says to come back before lunch time which I thought was kind of negligent and liable to go awry but I shrug and leave the building to explore around a bit. I see a church with Remi and Flan stained glass windows. I try to make my way back before lunch but encounter delays and arrive late. Outside the building was Yukari who looked like an ugly derisive caricature of herself and was slumped over in sadness. I hug her and tell her I probably got some of the dust on me when I was sprinkling back at her and when I did the others, but if she wants to make it up to me then she should marry me. Next scene is a train coming to a stop before I get chased out by her, having teased her so much during the wedding I knew I had to run off and give her a break. I wander around outside for a while before returning to the building and making my way to a room where she and other sagehus were smoking pipes, I sit beside her and lay my head in her arms.

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

I was with Yukari, following her around an auditorium acting like a familiar, hugging onto her from behind to lend strength as she was using gap magic to hack the matrix or something at several points around the hall.

I was playing danmaku against Yukari, dodging her non-spell where she forces you up against the wall while she was facing away with her ass's outline showing through her dress. Eternity, Cirno and Lily were representing the seasons, Autumn being missing was probably inspired by the doujin "Seasons Lit with Gold"

I got in a car with Yukari in the passenger, another guy tried to get in same seat as her so I told him "get the fuck in the back seat you fucking piece of shit". He did so while she smirked with a "heh". I was walking with her and with a bunch of boring idiots, I suddenly realised it, told her "hey lets go home" then so we did and she gave me a lap pillow + mimikaki.

Yukari and I were chasing a host in Irithyll, we had killed his white phantoms, he resummoned them, so we rekilled them and were chasing him down again. I was chanting a sing-song taunt based on his name before I finally seized him in my arms. I wondered what I should do when Yukari came up beside him, reached her hand under his shirt and pulled his heart out in front of his face. I laughed and said "my wife is a cruel predator."

I was with Yukari and Satori. Satori had read both me and Yukari's hearts' deepest desires. Mine was to eat Yukari out while jacking off her futanari cock into a baby bottle while Yukari's was simply to get mating pressed by me. Satori told me and I said "yeah right, Yukari's desire could be any dude in 'his world'" she responded "it's you". I kept saying "could be anyone" she kept insisting "it's you."

Yukari showed up asking for help with something, I went with her as we walked over some dark hills avoiding the light, we came to an arcade machine sitting on a hill. She controlled the bullets and movement while I could create a little cloud platform for her and bomb. She went to a point where I made a cloud for her and shot at something that was the objective while bullets flew at her. At one point she was walled, I pressed bomb a split-second too late, but we had another life. This time she finished it off without issue, the high-score screen had her with me as Jigglypuff on her lap, and Yuyuko sitting back-to-back with her with Kirby on her lap.

I was walking with a couple of Yukaris, I saw another Yukari up on the treetops struggling with a Demon's Souls Storm Beast she had stuck a harpoon into. The three of us got on a dilapidated wooden elevator those rose up while shaking worryingly, I said if it fell I'd grab them both and die to cushion their fall, they responded that She wouldn't like that, while looking up at the sky.

I was looking up into space, past the stars I saw a dim image of Yukari looking down back at me with lovehearts all around her

I was acting jealous of Yuyuko, because I'm Yukari's second favourite person after her

Then in the next dream I'm with Yukari who shows me a pattern of cards and asks me what they represent. I see the connection and say "the vampire queen the lost her form", she asks how I knew so I said I dreamt about her just before. She asks me what I want so I say I wish Ihad more sweet dreams. She tells me her sexual preferences then sits on my lap as we watch a busy cross walk together, though all the people looked like shadows.

In a kitchen pantry in a big building, I saw an interesting blue dust spice so I took it with me. Encounter Gordon Ramsay and talked with him for a bit. Walking through hallways when Yukari comes telling me to give her the blue spice, I run away from her while teasingly sprinkly some of it back at her until I was chased to a classroom that had some Touhou characters in it including Flan. Yukari says we all having to be sprinkled with that dust or we'll be instantly erased and replaced by an exact clone at a certain time later today. I sprinkled them and her but ran out before myself. Yukari says to come back before lunch time which I thought was kind of negligent and liable to go awry but I shrug and leave the building to explore around a bit. I see a church with Remi and Flan stained glass windows. I try to make my way back before lunch but encounter delays and arrive late. Outside the building was Yukari who looked like an ugly derisive caricature of herself and was slumped over in sadness. I hug her and tell her I probably got some of the dust on me when I was sprinkling back at her and when I did the others, but if she wants to make it up to me then she should marry me. Next scene is a train coming to a stop before I get chased out by her, having teased her so much during the wedding I knew I had to run off and give her a break. I wander around outside for a while before returning to the building and making my way to a room where she and other sagehus were smoking pipes, I sit beside her and lay my head in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my soft mommy wife Yukari!

[Anonymous No.]

A good thread ruined by the redditor

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

>>40426751
Heart breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40426751
Just filter it

[lol rust No.]

In a classroom, I was stuck in a chair and forced to watch TGWTG/AVGN while I was cussing vehemently and trying to struggle out of my bonds. Yukari watches me with someone nearby and says to them "isn't he cool?"

Got a bunch of toxic glue all over my hands, I ran around looking for someone to call for ambulance, the first guy I see does nothing for me but points out a little party house. As I go to it I see Yuuka jump from the second floor balcony and wander off. I enter the party, I see Yukari so I run over crying "Yukari-sama! Yukarin-chan!" She gives me a kiss on the lips and when I open my eyes afterwards my hands were healed.

I came to Yukari who was watching a movie, I laid on her lap and closed my eyes while listening to the movie. She said she wondered about the appreciation of art when a sense is missing, then started massaging my back.

I said to my mother that my love for Yukari is "true love."

With Yukari at a beach, there was a Bloodborne message on the ground that was an invitation to a party that had Bernkastel and Lambdadelta in it so I went to touch it though she cried not to just as I did. We were taken to the other end side of the beach, I was hugging Yukari from behind with my arms underneath her bosom, near us Lambda says "I'm so jealous..." of Yukari's large pair and my adoration for her.

All the different Touhou factions were fighting around a flooded Irithyll, where the silver archers are. They each had an ultimate move though I only remember the Taoists summoning a flying boat that shot a lightning beam from the mouth of its dragon figurehead. Yukari slowly floating down in the midst of the chaos and said "peace is shit." She and I made our way around and up to Anor Londo, being chased by a black guard dog for a bit but we flew and left it behind. The bridge between the rotating elevator and Anor Londo was gone and the left side facing towards us was Drakeblood armour in Way of the Dragon pose. Yukari sat in that pose and tried to project an illusion of herself across the gap but there were trap switches along the way that triggered distracting illusions of Touhou characters, one being Suika bursting out laughing with a toss of her head making her horn impale Yukari's head which snapped her out of trance. After a few tries a male black dressed teacher appeared on the other side and told us off. Yukari gave up so we flew across, walking around but she was feeling down over failing. We see a strange boat that's submerged except for its mast passing by so I say "maybe it's a youkai boat?" which brings back her smile. She peers through black blinds in the windows of Anor Londo's cathedral where there's classes of black uniformed students, I tell her to stop saying if we're seen it'd be a turn off and that we should find somewhere to have sex.

I made my way through obstacles and over a wooden palisade and found Yukari who was playing the beautiful piano part at the end of class_02. I pulled her sidelock back and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

In a flooded Irithyll, I make my way top the top of a tall tower and watched Yukari luring a couple of gigantic demons around, there was two giant garbage hoppers floating in a river, she lured the demons close to them then opened a large gap which flushed both the demons and trash away. Then she appeared through a gap beside me, looking over the city with me for a moment before disappearing.

In a classroom with Yukari and Okina sitting at my sides with their legs up on chairs.

Yukari was possessed by Baal who looked like a standard red devil visible alongside her, we fucked so hard she tried to stand up afterwards but her legs buckled.

Had a foursome with very thicc Yukari, Yuuka and Reimu.

I was jilling Yukari while enemies were coming at us, she had a purple energy explosive orgasm that killed them.

Yukari and I apprehended someone, I bent their umbrella out of shape while Yukari questions him "is that a nen weapon?" which makes me go "heh" which makes her go "heh."

At Yakumo household, Yukari's watching as Ran tries to get me to do something but I was upset, I throw myself on a bed and hide under the blankets, Ran calls me childish so I say "you wanna see childish? Bother me anymore and I'll cry!" Which makes Yukari go "heh."

Yukari and I leave a sex toy store and get chased by a couple of insane christians. We manage to lose them, at one point Yukari and I agreed that genesis is bullshit.

In a store, there was a government placed wi-fi noise that was directed at a problematic individual trying to give them cancer. I mention to someone that the only thing I want to do is make Yukari happy.

At a gathering, Yukari is there and a beautiful jazz song in the background repeats “eternal love~” as she grabs hold of me and flies us off. The song stays with us as she tells me not to worry, that she has everything planned out until our eternity together, and I see Makima associated with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40417853
I was with yukari as well, but she tried to kill. One of her eyes turned blue and she she told me "do you wanna have a bad time", thank god im still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Y u k a r i n ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40431807
>One of her eyes turned blue
Does this happen often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932

[Anonymous No.]

>>40431807
>One of her eyes turned blue
Which of her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40465343
her right eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>40466979
i'll put my cock inside her eye socket and fuck the hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>40469469
but then it turns out to be your own mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40469478
i will kill and rape you next

[Anonymous No.]

>>40469486
at least bury your mother first

[Anonymous No.]

>>40469501
i'll bury your face under my weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>40469509
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>40469517
you weakling must think it wise to bury your rage and hate
such powers were never meant to be contained in the first place
they must be unleashed

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari's gloves! YUKARI'S GLOVES!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40469509
says the eye fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39993210
Got any evidence supporting that claim?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

>>39993210
>>39993450
>>39995938
>>39996014
>>39997548
>>40004293
>>40008925
>>40009129
>>40012080
>>40012099
>>40012115
>>40012116
>>40012129
>>40013262
>>40018104
>>40018891
>>40020316
>>40022228
>>40040977
>>40042051
>>40060509
>>40067030
>>40132644
>>40132644
>>40140255
>>40169272
>>40233450
>>40249501
>>40259477
>>40261671
>>40303335
>>40316493
>>40320013
>>40320049
>>40352678
>>40359580
>>40370887
>>40395266
>>40406051
>>40406246
>>40412193
>>40421827
>>40431807
>>40469853
>>40480253
Smite these trite shite mites, thanks Thor.

[Yukari Yakumo arounding No.]

>>40412636
F*************************************************************************************************************************************************ck

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

Hello i come here to see art

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

>>40486632
Nothing in this world scares me like see an anon with !!QEIAmWnR8w1 in the name, is like wake up during the warsaw occupation

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Try not to get my wife's sexy beautiful name dirty. Run along now, perhaps go enjoy an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

[Eilienen !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Nothing in this world scares me like see an anon that watches My Little Pony namefag with my beautiful wife's beautiful name.

[Yukari Yakumo No.]

Sorry I just wanted to annoy by pretending to be your amazing godly sexy beautiful wife, Eilienen-sama! *kneels* Forgive me! I'll go watch MLP and enjoy my waifu Pinky Pie now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486632
>Thor
A pussy-whipped bitch. Pic related is going to rip his head off his weak-ass shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480253
why wouldn't she be like this? I very much like her like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012080
Agreed. That’s why you should worship a more benevolent god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have enough Yukari pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40496223
none of these god's are benevolent in any way also none of them are even real in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>40511217
Yukari is for hot, sweaty, primal babymaking sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40513401
You’re so mean anon. Faith makes a religion. And Hecatia-sama gets plenty of worship from hell dwellers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40513880
touhou is not real in the first place.

[Benjamin !!QEIAmWnR8w1 No.]

Could tag over half the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480253
Over a millennium of loneliness

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480253
imagine the possibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>40521093
I'll take it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40513601
turning Gappy into lots MORE Gappy

[Anonymous No.]

This entire thread sounds like it was written by an AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>39992932
and titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40536883
Pretty titty

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari! Yukari!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40533192
Just shitty spamming glowbitch faggot trash. Also more like mean 80% of the Touhou posts on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gappy come make me happy!

[Anonymous No.]

Put the trip back on so I can filter your shitposts, Faglienen you shitzoid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542049
Can't hear you over the rancid shit dribbling out of your rotten troglodyte bluewaffle mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40542049
Come give me some more of those angry soijak bitchposts, parasitic little cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

Little bitch acts like he filters me, but I bet he comes to read my dreams. Filthy dried yellowish bathroom cumstain.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My true love~

[Anonymous No.]

I should have expected the redditor was a jannie, but I didn't expect him to disable reporting for his posts

[Anonymous No.]

Well that was a circus

[Anonymous No.]

>>40536883
>>40537749
I hate this kind of pictures where the nipples or at least the areolae should clearly be visible but there is nothing. It makes it look as if she has no nipples which is super weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40537749
worst titty