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Good news, /jp/! I was recently approached by NASA and asked to invest in the future of moon tourism! I'll finally clear all my debts!

>> No.3998022

Bravo Anon.

>> No.3998021
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>>3997996

>> No.3998034

[b]Back to /a/, [i]please.

>> No.3998049

But can NASA help you find Natsuhi?

>> No.3998050

And only two decades later!

>> No.3998055

>>3998034
But this is /jp/ related, isn't it?

>> No.3998064

>>3997996
Look at that baka.
Just look at him.

>> No.3998074

And then they forgot how to get back to Earth.

>> No.3998086

>>3998074
Pfft, if it was Kinzo, he wouldn't even need a fucking escape plan.

>> No.3998087
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>>3997996
My moon tourism shoop, take the other one for added fun.

>> No.3998098

>>3998086
I bet he'd plunge headfirst through the atmosphere.

...And make it down in one piece.

>> No.3998105
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3998105

Have you found rabbits?Nyeh

>> No.3998113

>>3998098
Hell, the atmosphere would become a set of stairs for Kinzo to walk down all the way from the moon.

>> No.3998139
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>>3997996

>> No.3998144

>>3998113
That's a long fucking walk...

Better make it an escalator

>> No.3998148
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>>3998113
Faggot! Clearly, Kinzo will JUMP back to earth!

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>> No.3998168
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3998168

WE'VE GOT A FOOT MOBILE!

WE'RE OSCAR MIKE!

>> No.3998180

>>3998168
STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY STAY FROSTY

>> No.3998176

>>3998098
I wouldn't put it past grandfather.

>> No.3998172

>>3998148
Wait, no...

The earth will jump to Kinzo!

>> No.3998179
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>>3998148
Kinzo can break the law of gravity.

>> No.3998200

>>3998179
He doesn't need to do that. The laws of physics break themselves for him to get out of his way.

>> No.3998207

You guys are silly.

Kinzo wouldn't settle for just the moon, he'd fly all the way to Jupiter.

>> No.3998226
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>>3998207
Jupiter? Kinzo wouldn't be satisfied until he'd PIERCED THE HEAVENS WITH HIS DESIRE!

>> No.3998240

>>3998207
Jupiter is weaksauce! He'd jump all the way to the Galactic Empire and fuck up everyone's shit...a long time ago in a galaxy far far away!

>> No.3998247

>>3998207
But Kinzo already has ZA POWER, why would he need to go to Jupiter?

>> No.3998259
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>>3997996
Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.3998261

>>3998247
He forgot his other cape there.

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>>3998180

>STAY FROSTY

SOLID COPY, BASEPLATE

>> No.3998285

ITT: /jp/ makes Chuck Norris jokes.

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>>3998261
He wears TWO capes?

>> No.3998376

>>3998240

Fuck that shit. Kinzo lives for another 10,000 years, conquers the techno-barbarian factions on Earth, creates the Imperium of Man, the Primarchs, and Space Marines from his own flesh and blood.

VENERATE THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR OF MANKIND KINZO!

>> No.3998388

>>3997996
MOON TOURISM is the new SMALL BOMBS?

>> No.3998409

>>3998312
He became significantly weaker when he lost the other one. Whose cape do you think Kamina uses?

>> No.3998441
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FoooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLssssSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.3998443

>>3998409
OH SNAP

>> No.3998484

>>3998443
<Good>

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