[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 117 KB, 563x704, 181012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3997826 No.3997826 [Reply] [Original]

Give me a /jp/ checklist of what to do to become one of you.

>> No.3997833

1. Fuck off.

>> No.3997855

2. Catgirls and Anime.

>> No.3997865

Drink the stuff under the sink.

>> No.3997874

Lurk more.

>> No.3997882

say kawieee to everyting

>> No.3997892

3. Shit on the floor.

>> No.3997893

Become a virgin.

>> No.3997894
File: 212 KB, 600x450, eroge_expert7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3997894

1) Watch over 1,000 anime series.
2) Learn Japanese well enough so you can play untranslated eroge and console games.
3) Play every game ever released on the Sega Saturn and Dreamcast.
4) Always be a virgin.
5) Spent at least a year being a NEET.

That's my own personal checklist. At the very least you must meet these standards or you will be a thousand years too early to challenge /jp/.

>> No.3997918

>>3997894
Yes, I agree with this.

>> No.3997919

Eat your Wheaties

>> No.3997935

oh and refer to all westerners as Gaijin

>> No.3997968
File: 9 KB, 350x325, 20minuteinternet.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3997968

Look up Christian Weston Chandler. He is the embodiment of /jp/. To be like /jp/, you must assume his lifestyle.

>> No.3998005

You don't need anything as long as you enjoy your stay, as long you contribute in a good way and don't fag the place up. Now stop asking stupid shit.

>> No.3998037

>>3997968

Just because you're an autistic man-child doesn't mean we all are.

>> No.3998116

1. Be a NEET for a year.
2. Must be a virgin. If not, had no sex in the past year.
3. No girlfriend for two years.
4. Must like one or more of these: VNs, Touhou, im@s, Dream C Club, idols, Momusu, Japanese bird cooking spaghetti, Vanguard Princess, etc.
5. High proficiency in written and spoken Japanese to play untranslated games.
6. Seen tons of anime that /a/ couldn't even count.
7. Must have a waifu/husbando and has spent Christmas and Valentine's with her/him in the past year.
8. Shit and piss on the floor.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action