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We like older women

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>> No.39962244

>>39961738
My mom's gloves are soft and sexy!

>> No.39962381
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>>39961738

>> No.39963081
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I'm tired of little girls, I want a real woman.

>> No.39963083
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>>39962381
>run
too late, you will be eaten by the youkai now

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mom!

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>older women
Only lovely young ladies here.

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>>39961738
I like grandma Ran-sama the best

>> No.39964138

i wamt junko wife

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she in or she out?

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i want junko to mother me in a sexual way

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>>39964147
Definitely in. She is roughly of the same species as Nemuno, but less isolated. A mountain hag is a mountain hag nonetheless.

>> No.39965853

>>39964147
Meira is uh... Meira. Whichever pinkish ponytail girl. I like them all.

>> No.39966953

>>39963081
Real women in bodies of little girls acting like smug spoiled tease beasts?

>> No.39966965

>>39966953
No thanks. I prefer older women acting like little girls only to tell them that I love them as they are.

>> No.39967006

>>39966965
You say that, but headpats are a force to be reckoned with.

>> No.39967071

>>39967006
It wouldn't get that point. I'm just too weak for hags.

>> No.39967078

>>39967071
And if they were big, you were a shota and they headpatted you?

>> No.39967090

>>39967078
I might die.

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>>39961738
best thread on /jp/

>> No.39974835

OG hag group:
Yukari, Yuyuko Eirin, Kanako and Byakuren

New Gen hags:
Junko, Nemuno, Okina, Keiki, Misumaru, Sannyo

Not part of any group but still hag:
Yuuka (you rarely see art of her with the og group anymore)

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Is Kasen a hag?

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If I kill myself, I can't die by drowning in hag pussy. I can't tolerate that possibility being taken from me.

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>>39975219
Yes, though then you'd have to consider Suika one too.

>> No.39983743

Shinki...........

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>>39962381
>run
Yeah, towards them

>> No.39987083

Hags making me worship their feet haha

>> No.39987172

>>39962381
Yuyuko looks really nice and kind here. Yukari looks like a bitch, as always.
Yuyuko is a nice hag!

>> No.39987621

>>39987172
Looks can be deceiving, Yuyu is much meaner than Yukari!

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>>39983743
She may have many daughters, but Alice's departure certainly left a hole. Someone's gotta fill that hole in her heart.

>> No.39987686

>>39987621
!!!
I don't know what to believe anymore!

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>>39987686
Well, it's subjective, depends what you think is meaner! Either it's Yukari's direct and to-the-point insults. Or Yuyu's, where she treats you as if you're too dumb to understand her insults so she makes them sound very cheery! Like hoping you'd respond positively to something like "I bet people think you're very special!"

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>>39987743
Hah... Yuyuko thinks I'm special... I'm so happy!

>> No.39988288

>>39987677
Mom

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>>39987083

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>>39964226
>mother me in a sexual way
What does that mean?

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>>39983743
>>39987677
Does Sacchan count as a hag, or is Shinki the only one in Makai?

>> No.39989580

>>39989558
I didn't realize Sariel was that old. She feels youthful to me. Fresh and pure.

>> No.39989585

Isn't Patche technically like 100+

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>>39989549
i want junko to sexual me in a mother way

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>>39989580
She's a physically large individual, even on hag scale, so she would qualify as one based on that. But on the other hand, considering that her number one canon hobby that she's known for is getting drunk with her friend and thrashing up shrines, she might still be a bit too youthful to be considered a full hag.

>> No.39989633

>>39989618
I want to take Junko's clothes off in this pic and make love to her breasts. I want to kiss her and fondle her at the same time. I want to cuddle with her in bed and make sweet love together

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>>39989618
That just raises even more questions!

>> No.39990013

byakuren is hot i wanna sex her

>> No.39990066

>>39989643
That is canon.

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>> No.39996253

>>39995948
What is mom doing in a bar, dressed like that?

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>>39996253
Seiga hired her to serve drinks. Who else would dress her like that.

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>>39996253
It's from one of the most kino events in Touhou Lost Word. Seiga runs a social club for ladies, and at some point uses a forbidden ritual to summon a random helper, which makes Junko pop out of nowhere.
At some point the girls are narrating scary stories to help Kogasa understand fear a bit better, and Junko's story is so terrifying that it basically mindbreaks everyone in the audience. The scariest part is that her story seems to be about extremely malevolent entities creeping out of holes, which is exactly how Junko was summoned to the club.

>> No.40006506

>>39963178
Used gods.

>> No.40006856

>>40006506
kanako aint, she been a virign since forever ago

>> No.40007013

HEY YOU

TELL ME HOW YOU'D SEDUCE YOUR HAGHU AND MAKE HER HAPPY

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Choose your mom !

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>>40008301
Eirin would be the only decent mom in this image.
Byakuren is a buddhist, and you'd probably end up some sort of fucked up weirdo around all those youkai. I'm already bad enough.
Kanako is uh... Kanako. You'd end up some part of her schemes to gather faith.
Yukari wouldn't be a mother at all. You'd just have nanny Ran. Wouldn't be terrible, but at that point I'd rather have a Ran mom.
Yuyuko might be fine.
Suika mom would be an interesting but short life.

Yup, I'd be happiest at Eientei.

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>>40008301
Byakuren would turn me into an excellent person, and would be a very loving mom and I would meet a lot of interesting people around her. Fun would alas be limited by her religion
Eirin would turn me into a genius, and would be annoyed by my existence if I don't meet her intellectual standards
Kanako would turn me into a rich salaryman and I would be her pride. I might end up socially crippled from living in that mountain though
Yukari would turn me into a punk by being so absent, and I would live a boring childhood of constantly helping Ran with tasks
If Yuyuko doesn't kill me by accident, Youmu will. Unless I'm also a ghost, in which case she should be a fun mom and she'd turn me into the funniest guy at parties
Suika would roll over me in her sleep, killing me instantly. No alternative, it's just bound to happen

Taking the gamble with Yuyuko, she has the added bonus of being the best option to frequently see Yukari, the mom I would want to marry

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...

>> No.40014249

>>39961738
My beautiful wife Byakuren, is NOT a hag.

>> No.40014262

yeah she enters the grandma category like suwako

>> No.40014275

Byakuren smells like a long forgotten library.

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>>39961738
I want to sow my seed in Yuuka's fertile fields

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>>39964226
> i want junko to mother me in a sexual way
Based and Mommypilled

>> No.40025167

>>40014275
Never forgotten!

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fuck hags

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Cute mature feet!

>> No.40035407

>>39961738
Yes we do.

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Hhmh, yes.

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Surprised kanako is surprised

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>>40038875
>Virgin
>kept it for hundreds of years
>Probably kissless too
stop it i can only get so hard

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>>40015846
make the beautiful flower bloom

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Moon bun.

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>> No.40065791

>>40065776
Portraying canonical hags as lolis is unfair

>> No.40065825

>>40065791
It just makes the best characters even better.

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>>40065791
I think your eyesight is worse than a hag's anon, those don't look like lolis to me. Chibi at best.

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>>40065791
why?

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>>40065791
problem?

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>>40065845
>>40072066
Very good posts. I love these posts.

>> No.40074778

>>39974835
>No Urumi, Seiga, and Mamizou
Newhubros..., we lost.

>> No.40074960

>>40065845
I want to be restrained by a bunch of hags like that, preferably Junko and Okina

>> No.40076789

>>40065791
>yuyuko
>hag in canon
huh?

>> No.40076838

>>40076789
She's at least 1,000 years old

>> No.40076894

>>40076838
wasn't she like 15 when she committed suicide?

>> No.40076939

>>40076838
But she died at young age

>> No.40077360

>>40007013
bring whole truck of food

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>>40076894
>>40076939
Not him but I don't think it's ever stated how old she was when she got tree'd.

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