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Asshou thread

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>> No.39934127

>>39925189
Lewd aya

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What touhou would you think would enjoy twerking the most, since we are on the topic of butts

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>>39940548
Nitori, after she makes a device which makes people uncontrollably twerk but accidentally uses it on herself.

>> No.39941268

>>39941144
1) why would she make that

2) will she ever reverse the effects

>> No.39941283

>>39941268
>1) why would she make that
Use it on others and negotiate with Aya for $$$ and maybe she has an incredible thirst for twerking bois
>2) will she ever reverse the effects
Twerking too hard to stop it

>> No.39941573

>>39925251
fucking yassy, we could have great Clownpi lewds instead of his disgusting penis in penis shit. fuck him.

>> No.39941685

>>39941573
Yeah he should've never even made the picture you're replying to at all if he chose to do anything else.

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>>39940548
Patchouli, after I tell her that it is just an exercise to lose weight and not something sexual.

>> No.39961005

>>39941283
But is she actually unable to stop, or does the device make it so you don't want to stop?

>> No.39961056

>>39925186
This patche needs to start a diet.

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Amazed this hasnt been completely overtaken by starraisins art yet

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>> No.39968331

>>39961005
It's a pair of spats, and while it has a switch, it is located in a place where the clap of her asscheeks makes it impossible to turn off while activated.
This was by design, of course.

>> No.39972524

>>39967202
I want to marry this bird.

>> No.39972727 [DELETED] 

Twerking is a disgusting trend made by niggers and nigger fetishist and anyone suggesting that 2hus should follow need to consider a lifelong meeting with the noose.

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>>39972727
Preach, preacher

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>>39972727
Yes, it's pretty stupid.

>> No.39978071

>>39972727
Hold on, you think I like twerking because I find it refined or a proficient display of eroticism?
No, it's literally the baseless and unrefined aspect of it that makes it hot. Hence why the plot with Nitori is her unintentionally being subjected to it by accident.

>> No.39979306

>>39972727
i bet you also think that the conga was not a good addition to TF2
i just have the feeling

>> No.39981178

>>39972727
1st off: imagine being racist on a touhou ass based thread

2nd: This is an ass based thread, so it makes sense for a booty based dance to show up

3rd: im like 90% sure that black people helped make ass more popular over the last 20 years, so by your own logic, you should only care about legs and tits.

4: if twerking came from Asians you would be all over it, I bet.

>> No.39981816

>>39981178
you sure you're on the right website?

>> No.39981865

>>39981178
go back

>> No.39982856

>>39981178
Stay here.

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>>39972727
They hated him because he spoke the truth!
I'm also disgusted by the trend of huge fat cellulite ridden asses. Its all about the shape. A comparatively big but shapely ass is the best.

>>39981178
get out of /jp/

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>>39992325
>Its all about the shape
Amen.

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>>39988381
phat

>> No.40003387

I want to be an asshou.

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>> No.40011992

>>39981178
Reddit spacing

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>>39981178
>1st off: imagine being racist on a touhou ass based thread

>2nd: This is an ass based thread, so it makes sense for a booty based dance to show up

>3rd: im like 90% sure that black people helped make ass more popular over the last 20 years, so by your own logic, you should only care about legs and tits.

>4: if twerking came from Asians you would be all over it, I bet.

>> No.40012284

>>40003387
You cannot be an asshou.

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dayum

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ultra big brain thread, I am almost certainly in the lower rung of the 100,000 smartest people alive but if I do not fap to touhou butt frequently I will combust

>> No.40020277

>>40019660
I have an IQ of 132 and I love asshous.

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>> No.40025220

>>40009041
Jelly...

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>>40012284
Too late, I am an asshou now.

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>> No.40035258

>>39925217
big ass

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>>40025611
I want to eat that Youmu ass

>> No.40036517

>>40035274
Picture of Youmu discovering that, after years of rejection by various girls she wanted to marry and have children with, she was in fact a girl as well.

>> No.40036525

>>39925189
"Are THESE your glasses?"

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>> No.40054235

>>39925205
fat wolf booty

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>> No.40065981

>>40058849
imagine tonguing Tewi's butt and cunny as her fluffy tail tickles your nose

>> No.40068100

>>39954872
>>39962468
Fatche...

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>> No.40075536

>>40070271
I want my face to be under Patchy's butt instead of Alice's

>> No.40075631

>>40075536
The weight would crush your skull.

>> No.40075747

>>40075631
I see no problems here. If I die, it's a good death.

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Man, I want to fuck a fairy

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>>40075536
Are you sure you want this fat blob on your face?

>> No.40081518

>>40081493
200% positive. The ideal location would be on my lap but I will settle for Patchouli's fat butt on my face and sniffing it for hours instead

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Small titties
Big butt
Nothing better

>> No.40085330

>>40085227
I have the utmost respect for this post

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>>40085227
Peaches. She has em, just not in the front.
>>40085092
I miss Hatater so much. I still have hopes, but realistically he is probably dead.

>> No.40086769

>>40085227
and a slightly pudgy belly ToT

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>>39925186

>> No.40093478

Which touhou has the biggest butt?

>> No.40093713

>>40093478
Suika

>> No.40098654

>>40093478
patch

>> No.40099111

>>40085598
If he isn't dead, there's a chance he has or will be drafted.

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>>40085598
>>40085092

>> No.40102130

>>40086891
Reimu got that Hank Hill ass.

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Today is Patchouli's day!

>> No.40112925

>>40109566
In honor of her day, she can use my face as her chair for the next 24 hours,.

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>> No.40125803

>>39925189
That ass is fat.

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>>39925186

>> No.40152297

Imagine the smell

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>> No.40172113

>>40118152
Fat

>> No.40175143

>>40152297
imagine the smell as it lets out a big fart up your nostrils while crushing your head

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