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Kogasa Tatara

10/10

Friendly, fun, charming. Would want to hang out regularly and try and spook her. She has the shape of a friend.

>> No.39914397

Kogasa Tatara
0/10
Ugly and stupid

>> No.39914503

I'd just fuck her brains out every other day, nothing but a sefure

>> No.39914515

>>39914503
Bit hard to fuck the brains out of someone that is barren upstairs

>> No.39916123

>>39914382
>Would want to hang out regularly and try and spook her.
She's three steps ahead of you, anon.

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>>39914382
I feel like Shimmy would be a 9/10 or 10/10 friend material

>> No.39916367

>>39914397
Being rude makes you have a 0/10 friendship rating!

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tomboyish/hobo girls are probably the best for friendship. Marisa, meiling, and mokou could be good friends
Even reimu maybe she is cool

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>>39914382
I'd trick her into allowing me to massage her legs and feet.

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>>39914382
Kappa are the self-proclaimed friends to humanity. Plus they build all kinds of fun stuff, like a big, nuclear powered mech.
10/10 for me.

>> No.39917892

>>39916431
But she's greedy!

>> No.39919857

>>39916431
I hope you like pegging!

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>>39919857
Literally solved by getting a decent salt supply to the Ravine. Seriously, just bring some salt, some cucumbers and a friendly demeanor - and hey presto, you have a dwarf amphibian engineer buddy. If you want to get really ambitious, and both have the cash and the go ahead from the Sages, pipe some sea water in. I don't know why humans should get needlessly slaughtered like cattle just for some ass balls (that probably don't even contain the soul) that most kappa hate anyway, when you can just pass them a bag of salt you got from a store dirt (or salt?) cheap.

Fucking hell, and they wonder why humans and youkai depise each other. It's the 21st century!

Also, here's a dumb Nitori.

>> No.39921665

>>39919857
If Nitori is the one doing it, I do.

>> No.39927126

Would Yukari be a good friend?

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39927147

somewhat friendly

>> No.39927714

>>39914382
I love the umbrella desu! Best friend. (I’d even let them scare me to make them happy)

>> No.39927795

>>39927147
pls translate i need to know

>> No.39927801

>>39927795
By the way ... How about Moriya Shrine, isn't it a very comfortable place? From now on, you and this child in your tummy will become important pillars that support Moriya Shrine ... Thanks to those two people, you will not be bored every day ... A man who has begun to be seen by God I'm looking forward to your faith 1/1 (100% pregnancy rate)

>> No.39927812

>>39927801
thanks you

>> No.39927862

>>39921057
Bro, Nitori spiked the bleach with WD40.
That stuff isn't coming off.

>> No.39928737

>>39927147
Artist?

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>>39927147

>> No.39929533

>>39928737
>>39928742
All his shit is in jap so unless you can read it, it doesn't help

>> No.39930336

>>39927147
Pic: Things that will never happen to this virgin

>> No.39931872

>>39916431
In canon she is an actual asshole

>> No.39938994

>>39928742
Reisen is so happy to turn your child into a moon rabbit like her

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>> No.39939197

>>39939062
SAGGY FISH TITS. WANNA SLAP EM

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Kokoro is 10/10
You can always tell what she's thinking about.

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>>39945116
Yukari has an oddly high rating, given her behaviour

>> No.39955285

>>39921057
Shut up Byakuren. Nobody wants to hear you preaching about peace, coexistence and love you hippy

>> No.39958543

>>39916431
Kappa claws typed this post.

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>>39916431
Kappa would make great onaholes for humans

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Which 2hus are the absolute worst friends? Flan is unstable, Rumia eats you, Koishi is invisible to (you), Alice doesn't have any friends so she can not be a friend, Marisa steals your stuff, Sakuya is always at work, Moonbitches hate you for being human, Wriggle is a creepy bug, Yamame is a creepy spider, Akyuu is going to be dead by the time you get to know her, Nemuno is some unga bunga cavewoman and probably smells.

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>>39958704
Okuu made for creampie

>> No.39958927

>>39916367
Y-yeah well I didn't want to be friends anyway... Jerk...

>> No.39958941

>>39958823
Orin, because after you die she'd happily chuck your corpse into hellfire, dooming you to a fate of a vengeful spirit.

>> No.39959234

>>39958823
Orin smells like rotting meat, Yukari is going to get rid of you after she gets bored, Satori is going to constantly read your mind and bring up embarassing memories, Kanako is going to be an arrogant and annoying hag who will demand you worship her, Tsukasa is going to convience you to do awful stuff you know you shouldn't do, Parsee will be jealous if you so much as look at other people.

>> No.39960546

>>39955285
bro
it's not even a negative to either side
kappa hate ass balls
humans hate losing ass balls
literally
just deliver
salt

simple as

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>>39914382
Kosuzu
10/10
Perfect for comfy afternoons reading books

>> No.39976801

>>39960546
>kappa hate ass balls
Huh? They love it.

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>>39976801
source: Wild And Horned Hermit chapter 22
they only eat shikrodama (and drink human blood) because they would suffer from salt deficiencies

it's a win-win scenario, say no to ass balls

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