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Have you kneeled to Yorihime today?

>> No.39862472
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I prefer Toyohime

>> No.39862490

>>39862472
>>39862451
Sluthimes

>> No.39862502

Disgusting moonies

>> No.39862508

>>39862451
Go away.

>> No.39862509

>>39862502
Disgusting... moonies(moon cuties)?

>> No.39862515

The only moonie I bow down to is the P-Cup pharmacist.

>> No.39862527

>>39862509
How could they be cute if they're disgusting?

>> No.39862536
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>>39862515
The Doc is no longer lunarian property mind you

>> No.39862557

>>39862536
Is there anything this doctor can't cure?

>> No.39862573

>>39862557
She can't cure ligma

>> No.39862581
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>>39862451
Sorry, my mom told me not to talk with the lunarians. Lowercase due to lack of respect.

>> No.39862596
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>>39862581
Your mom has dead ovaries.

>> No.39862646

>>39862557
A broken heart.

>> No.39862661
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I managed to possess Yorihime. Ask me anything.

>> No.39862680

>>39862661
What was the first thing you did?

>> No.39862682

>>39862661
Were you able to resist her body's instincts or did you fall in love with Toyohime's son?

>> No.39862691

>>39862596
Yori is so sexy!

>> No.39862694

>>39862661
Why did the Monster hunter team decide to give fucking Alumudron a magma themed subspecies, instead of bring back Agnaktor.

>> No.39862695

>>39862596
The himes are so worthless both Eirin and Reisen didn't hesitate to leave them. By verbally attacking my mom instead of arguing for the good points of the moon residents, you just proved that there's nothing good about the loonies.
The moon will perish one day, inshallah.

>> No.39862697

>>39862661
Shaved or no?

>> No.39862700

>>39862661
Can I have sex with you?

>> No.39862719

>>39862451
Read that as kneaded as in me kneading Yorihime's tits. Working the fat boob meat.

>> No.39862720
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>>39862680
Investigate whether the side slit in her dress shows off her legs or not.
>>39862682
Secret.
>>39862694
They were afraid they'd be unable to use the 2nd gen model skeleton again.
>>39862697
Secret.
>>39862700
No.

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>>39862695
You should thank the moon(ies) for protecting you from asteroids, comets and space dust. Without them you wouldn't be able to make such rude posts.

>> No.39862737

>>39862661
What is going on inside her head ?

>> No.39862745

>>39862737
anon getting corrupted by yorihime's subconscious and basically just becoming another yorihime

>> No.39862753

What color bra are you wearing Yori.

>> No.39862762
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>>39862753
Yorihime doesn't wear regular underwear, she wears a leotard.

>> No.39862763
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Yorihime doesnt wear a bra

>> No.39862766

>>39862762
>>39862763
How did you both know this?

>> No.39862848

>>39862762
>>39862763
i can't believe both himes were possessed by /jp/ anons

>> No.39862874

>>39862848
What would you do if you were alone in a room with those anons

>> No.39862879

>>39862874
nothing, even an anon could easily kill me with a himes powers

>> No.39862991
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>> No.39863038

Being pure beings, the moonies have no defense against things like possession or hypnosis.
I could walk up to Toyohime right now and say "show me your tits" and she wouldn't be able to resist.

>> No.39863076
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>>39863038
It wouldn't work anymore now that she's been possessed by an anon.

>> No.39863078
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>>39863038
That's not hypnosis, you dork.

>> No.39863250

Ahh dude i was out on the street and i hurt my leg bro, i cant do a kneel

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>>39862451
I can't get that low too the ground.

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>> No.39871542
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It's hime time

>> No.39873342

built for bearing human children

>> No.39873356

>>39873342
i'd never

>> No.39876039
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It's time to worship your favorite hime.

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>>39876039
No

>> No.39882051

>>39862451
Why did she marry her nephew?

>> No.39886418

>>39862451
No, nor will I ever be.

>> No.39886537

>>39886418
Is that why your knees touch the sand?

>> No.39886957
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>>39862736
We should thank them for being valuable candidates to crossbreed with humans

>> No.39887394
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Toyohime just gave birth to our 1st baby!
I'm not sure what Yorihime expression is trying to convey since he is an half breed but she'l come around eventualy.

>> No.39892482

>>39862737
Nothing. Head empty.

>> No.39892630

>>39892482
Yorihime is not a dummy

>> No.39895994

>>39887394
oh hey you're that incel

>> No.39899717

>>39863076
The Toyo hime is such a fatty

>> No.39899776

>>39887394
She isn't real.

>> No.39903442

>>39886957
lunarians are glorified humans
there is nothing to "cross breed"

>> No.39904565
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Toyohime would like for you to kneel to her so you're in the perfect height for headpats. Is it that difficult for you to do?

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>> No.39906116

>>39903442
they have family trees that would strip the bark from the hasburg's

>tfw yorihime probably diddled her nephew

>> No.39915372 [DELETED] 

>>39862451
Pretty

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