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>> No.39818897

>>39818664
Perhaps yukkuri can finally take it easy on the other side of the Sanzu River...

>> No.39820994

>>39818664
I love Komachi the retarded reaper!

>> No.39828313

>>39818664
These yukkuris... putting on a brave face while the world they know shrinks into the horizon. They don't know what awaits them but at least they have each other. I wish them the best.

>> No.39830770
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>>39818664
Why the fuck doesn't the Ministry of Right and Wrong set up a bridge across the Sanzu River?

>> No.39830780

>>39830770
Why can't you learn to swim?

>> No.39835530
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>>39830780
I do know how to swim but whatever the fuck is in that river is untreadable - for all I know it's phantom, shinigami and yamaxandu piss mixed in a 1:3:2 ratio.

Seriously, they have an entire race of midget engineers who would happily build it for a decent fee but instead we have HMS Slacker to ship dead souls across the fucking place and she doesn't even do her fucking job properly. What the fuck. I bet I could do a better job at running the fucking Ministry then the faggots that call themselves the Ten Kings, and I got a U in GCSE business. Holy fuck, it's even worse remembering that Komachi chick using coins as danmaku - bitch, why do you and your shitty industry charge that much money if you're just going to toss in some flashy NAP battle with some other retards? I could forgive them if it was a matter of underfunding, but once again, danmaku coins.

Now let's move on to heaven. A place for good people to spend an afterlife right? NOPE. Not only are they running out of space officially (which is probably due to nepotism and the faggy ass celestials hogging all the space), it's also plagued with assholes such as Tenshi. I honestly say that those dicks need to be shot. Maybe some mentally ill youkai can pull a Christchurch on them. That'll be pretty lulzy.

I'd write more but I have stuff to focus on, so that's the end of my rant. For now.

Also, here's a cute Eiki.

>> No.39835698

>>39835530
Wouldn't Komachi just keep increasing the distance to the other end out of spite for being automated out of her job?

>> No.39835761

>>39835698
Employ her as a guard for the bridge and get her to collect tolls. Not only is it more convenient, it'll be more bang for the Ministry's buck as the souls can just cross the bridge.

>> No.39835792

>>39835761
What about the other shinigami?

>> No.39835944

>>39835792
Shuffle them around the Ministry. I dunno. My point here is that a bridge would be more efficient.

>> No.39836061

>>39830770
The river's more of a metaphysical concept than an actual river, and the point is that the journey is proportional to what you were like in life, with saints barely taking any time and sinners' trips lasting an eternity.
Putting a bridge over it defeats the purpose.

>> No.39836066

>>39835944
How will drastic rise of unemployment make things more efficient? You want to kill the economy for good? Have thousands of Youkai turn to delinquency? Huh?
This is why they eat outsiders in Gensokyo.

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>>39836061
>Putting a bridge over it defeats the purpose.
What if the bridge extended/shrunk along with the river? Running is probably harder than getting your ass ferried across.

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Does anyone know what 2hu is this guy dressed as?

>> No.39836384

>>39836362
wriggru

>> No.39843120

>>39818664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=NuMQvmosvZg
Apperently the yukuri's made it in some japanese news channel.
Not sure if it is the official news channel or just a youtube channel that does news though.

>> No.39845185

>>39818664
Set sail.

>> No.39852170

>>39818664
Doomed to sink

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>> No.39856014

>>39843120
Yeah, some guy tried registering them as his intelectual property and the application passed because the boomers at the Japanese trademarks government office have no idea that they're a parody work.
Then some otakus got pissed and made a bomb threat.

>> No.39857662

>>39835530
I want to have sex with Eiki in her office.

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