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39792206 No.39792206 [Reply] [Original]

Doctor Eirin is nicer, smarter, prettier, stronger and bustier than Yukari!

>> No.39792291
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>>39792206
She is indeed bustier which makes her sexier.

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>>39792206
And even so. Yukari managed to emerge victorious in the end.

>> No.39793577

>>39792206
>nicer
Aren't they both sociopaths manipulating gensokyo for their own ends?

>> No.39793731
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>>39793175
And yet Yukari is a laughingstock now. Gap's time is long gone

>> No.39794245

>>39792206
> nicer
That's not saying much, both are horrible. Also didn't she kill a man for accidently coming to the moon?
> smarter
She most likely has more knowledge in her head the Yukari but there are many types of intelligences besides knowing stuff
> prettier
Depends on one taste and artist. Sometimes I like Yukari more sometimes Eirin. Either way canonical, Kaguya should be the first in that regard
> stronger
Considering she's a Lunarian, a Goddess and tough the Watatsuki Sisters, probably.
> bustier
I have no clue on this one

>> No.39794716
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>>39792206
nah

>> No.39794918
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(doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo)

>> No.39794948

>>39792206
I'm still confused about the whole "Eientei is the Hospital of Gensokyou" situation. Is there any true to that or is it simply fanon?

>> No.39795042

>>39794918
Sheesh Rly jus like Fauci Frrrfr Mocap

>> No.39795057

>>39794918
da eirin car

>> No.39795344

>>39794948
I think it's mentioned in PMiSS.

>> No.39795653

>>39794245
She aalso nearly murdered Patcho.

>> No.39796304

>>39793731
Hey eirin isn't your apprentice stronger than you?

>> No.39798490

>>39796304
That's a good thing.

>> No.39798502

>>39795653
>>39798490

>> No.39798901

>>39795653
>>39798490
You and I are enemies now.

>> No.39800564
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I love my mom Eirin!

>> No.39800584
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She lacks the smugness and spookiness of the Gap Hag.

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>>39800584
She makes it up in beauty

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>> No.39800797

>>39800741
I want Eirin to save me from drowning.

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>> No.39800886

>>39794245
>kill a man
No
She gave him a box which he voluntarily opened that made him age
Toyohime even comments that it was the kindest option

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>>39798502

>> No.39803296 [DELETED] 

>>39792206

>> No.39806895

>>39792291
I hope she uses her recent concoction to poison Gensokyo's water supply.

>>39800564
You're mom is my paizuri mom dude.

>> No.39807384

>>39793175
>In the end
Wrong, she won for now. The end... that has yet to come

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>>39806895
Your paizuri mom is my motherwife, guy.

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Help me Eirin, i need you!

>> No.39810580

>>39794716
No Yukari allowed!

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God I wish Eirin would take care of me.

>> No.39817837

>>39807434
You're motherwife is my paizurimomwifeslavegirlfriendmaster, buddy.

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>>39808393
Eirin's bra...

>> No.39833779

>>39792206
I love Eirin's hairstyle, I love her huge breasts and pronounced hips, I want to give this beautiful doctor a lot of children

>> No.39841625

>>39833779
How many is she up to in the P Cup saga? 6?

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Need a doctor!

>> No.39848794

>>39792206
So what exactly do her patients get to her? Entering the Bamboo Forest doesn't sound like a good idea, especially if one is sick

>> No.39848882

>>39848794
Did you mean how? Mokou shows them the way to Eientei.

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>>39848794
Reisen probably has to go to the village to treat them because Eirin is too busy sitting on her massive behind.

>> No.39852849

>>39848794
Eirin's approach is very hands-off as of SCoOW. She doesn't even prescribe medicine, she just has Reisen hand out whole mixed boxes of it and then charges people for whatever they've used up.

If you get to Eientei, she'll likely treat you. But she won't go out of her way to get you there.

>> No.39853137

>>39852728
She looks like she smells of sweaty sex

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>> No.39859200

>>39792206
taskete ERRRIN

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>>39852849
Poor Reisen, stuck sellling ED medicine and aphrodisiacs to old, ugly men.

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Beauty, Brains, and Brawn. A bit awkward in social conventions but she's my Doctor!

>> No.39861556
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You can kiss your old unenlightened self goodbye because reading P Cup Eirin Saga will change your life

P cup eirin is basically a giant multi layered puzzle which makes any sort of concrete discussion of it impossible without spoilers. And to be honest, it's probably best to go into it completely blind

Nothing in P Cup Eirin is what it seems at first glance as it mixes arousal and lust with complex philosophical truths to deliver one of the most profound works of fiction ever written. And it somehow also manages to be continuously fun regardless if it’s discussing medicine, or having a bunnygirl rape a human male.

Don’t be scared away by the brief first chapter as it was intentionally written to be bad to prove a point later. The real story only starts from Chapter II, though it’s only in Chapter III (Usagi Usagi Nani Mite Kameru) where the plot finally goes all out.

P cup eirin is a doujin where the fap material lies not just in the physical stimulus but also the philosophical ideas you discover as you go through its plot. …Some of which might actually help you understand a few kinks in your own sex life.

It’s pretty insane how Diisuke managed to adapt Touhou Project, one of the most complex works of modern media, into a work of fiction with loads of porn, but as silly as it sounds, P cup Eirin is the real deal. It digests artistic ideas that would normally require special education to even begin to penetrate, and conveys them in a manner understandable to anyone with barely any experience with erotic literature.

I’ve received many questions whether you had to read on something to understand P Cup Eirin, but it’s the other way around — you should read P Cup Eirin first, and then you might find yourself compelled to pick up one of those intimidating-looking doujins.

Diisuke is easily the most erudite artist in the touhou scene, if not the doujin realm in general. Reading his works you’ll be introduced to a plethora of other literary fiction, philosophy, science, and his own original ideas.

The only other writer that gave me a similar vibe was Michiking, and even he wasn’t as good at displaying complex sexual payoffs to his readers

I personally separate my life to pre-P Cup Eirin and post-P Cup Eirin periods, as reading it has completely changed how I view the world. It taught me to appreciate sex much more (or rather in a different way) than I used to and also be more honest with myself. It may have a similar effect on you, or it may do nothing if it’s not your kind of thing, but one thing is clear — you’ve got to read it even if it’s the last thing you do.

My life has been an ongoing quest to discover life-changing works of porn, and despite having gone through thousands of doujins, videos, games and the like, I have yet to find anything to even rival P Cup Eirin. I’m honestly getting boners just remembering it.

All I can say is that it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.

>> No.39866483

>>39861556
That's not the Byakuren's tits pasta! But I agree. P CUP saga OVA when?

>> No.39872176

>>39860198
Why was that dumb rabbit in the firing line>

>> No.39876339
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Superior Lunarian Genes

>> No.39878183

>>39876339
Fat cow bitch
I like it

>> No.39878206

>>39876339
Not big enough

>> No.39878561

>>39876339
Too big

>> No.39881980

>>39878561
No such thing, especially for Eirin.

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>> No.39884737

>>39882066
That's not the correct way of giving CPR.

>> No.39890744

>>39884737
Looks by the book.

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>>39876339
>>39878206
>>39881980
How big is too big?

>> No.39901334

>>39896078
There is no such thing as too big. Post bigger Eirins.

>> No.39902149

>>39792206
Cuddling Eirin!
Having hundreds of immortal children with Eirin!

>> No.39902164

>>39902149
When do they stop aging? Or are they going to be eternal newborns?

>> No.39909667

>>39902164
That sounds pretty funny

>> No.39914985 [DELETED] 

>>39792206

>> No.39917300

>>39896078
When it's start to look ugly

>> No.39917318

I need Eirin to give me a drug that turns me into a little boy and then she breastfeeds me

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Don't get me wrong Eirin is my waifu but there's something that Eirin doesn't have but that 紫様 actually does.
And that my friends is SIZE.

>> No.39917974

>>39917903
Yukaribro??

>> No.39922293

>>39917903
Yeah, Eirin was so small I didn't know when she put it in. I need a real woman with a real woman's cock.

>> No.39923002

>>39922293
Anon I'm not sure that was Eirin, Eirin isn't the one with the dick
https://exhentai.org/s/da6617d198/2219647-115

>> No.39923212

>>39923002
I'm gonna be sick...

>> No.39923213

>>39917903
>futa
a real shame because those are really hot bodies

>> No.39923631

>>39896078
Eh, could be bigger.

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>>39917318
Imagine the milk.

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Eirin's more than a pair of great tits. She's really cool and smart! Respect and fear Yagokoro-sama!

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>>39925838
>>39896078
How can Yukari even compete?

>> No.39934332

>>39792206
Shame Yukari outsmarted her during the moon invasion.

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>>39925939
She's also got a great ass.

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>>39939140
Respect and fear Yagokoro-sama's ass!

>> No.39943019

>>39934332
Don't worry. Eirin's got years and years and years to get revenge.

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>>39925939
She also has a big forehead!

>> No.39948502

>>39792206
Eirin is a granny and Yukari is only a 17 years old lady

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>>39943158
Respect and fear Yagokoro-sama's kissable forehead!

>> No.39949196 [DELETED] 

>>39917974
Imagine the taste.

>> No.39949214

>>39917903
Imagine the taste.

>> No.39957303

>>39943158
Dekokoro.

>> No.39958721

>>39949214
What taste? What are you even talking about?

>> No.39959327

>>39958721
Get 4chanx so you can see the deleted post and see what I am talking about.

>> No.39960209

>>39959327
Do you want to drink the cum of Yukari and Chen?
Are you sure you are 100% straight?

>> No.39960240

>>39960209
I think there's bigger problems than being straight if he wants to drink cat semen.

>> No.39960410

>>39960209
>Do you want to drink the cum of Yukari and Chen?
Yes, I do. I wouldn't mind as long as it is them.
>Are you sure you are 100% straight?
I don't know honestly.

>>39960240
What's wrong with wanting to drink the seed of a hermaphroditic being? It is neither female nor male.

>> No.39960430

>>39960410
>What's wrong with wanting to drink the seed of a hermaphroditic being? It is neither female nor male.
Futas are literally women with cocks so it's not gay.

>> No.39960453

>>39960410
>>39960430
It still gay, The woman is not a woman but a man, only men have cocks.

>> No.39960463

>>39943158
Big foreheads are cute

>> No.39960478

>>39960453
But they also have vaginas and boobs, only women have those. So it is safe to say that futas are neither female nor male, they are something greater than that thus not gay.

>> No.39960500

>>39960478
Liking dicks is gay. I'd call you a faggot for playing with a dildo and that's an inanimate object. The rest of the body is irrelevant.

>> No.39960507

>>39960453
Did you know that there's women with large clits rights?
The penis and the clit are literaly the same biological structure, it just that the penis is bigger. So no, futa is not gay.

>> No.39960650

>>39960478
>>39960507
so much cope, now go back to whatever degenrate hole you came out of. Futas are men, they have cocks and balls. Im sick and tired of seeing things get ruined by them

>> No.39960776

>>39960650
>Futas are men
OK retard.

>> No.39966447

>>39923212
Eirin can fix that.

>> No.39966465

>>39966447
Eirin could solve all of my problems and so much more.

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18 years old.

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>>39971169
> 18 million* years old.
Fixed it

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I want eirin thighjob

>> No.39983361

>>39972223
>18 trillion* years old
Fixed that for you.

>> No.39990023

Morning and night sex every day to keep my yokai wife happy on her work days

>> No.39992782

>>39990023
> yokai wife
She's a Lunarian Goddess mate. She would probably feel insulted if you call her that

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Fufufu, what an old and stinky thread.

>> No.40001781

>>39992782
I confused her with Yukari...

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>> No.40007301

>>40002605
Lucky Kaguya can just go up to Eirin at anytime and squeeze her tits and ass without retaliation.

>> No.40008826

>>39792206
The need for you to make this thread already shows how superior Yukarin is

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>>40001781

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Reisen is so cute!

>> No.40025680

>>39792206
>Doctor Eirin is nicer, smarter, prettier, stronger and bustier than Yukari!
That's where you're wrong.

>> No.40025847

>>40014568
Sorry ma'am
:(

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I want to make Eirin feel like a young girl in love! Imagine how cute it'd be when you come visit and she has a big dumb smile on her face! Then she smiles even bigger and dumber after reassuring that you love her even in her advanced age! The other girls at Eientei get jealous when they realize you aren't going away anytime soon! They start to flirt with you after you've had hot and loud hag sex! Shooting them down immediately because you wouldn't do anything to hurt Eirin!

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>>40025934
Hi, Eirin.

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>>40033332
Don't worry. You'll learn. Eirin will teach you herself.

>> No.40043491

>>39978382
I want eirin everything

>> No.40049191

How does eirin discipline reisen?

>> No.40049449

>>40049191
She doesn't allow her to have sex from a whole week. The poor bunny nearly died if thirst last time and broke my hips once she was allowed to do it again.

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I want Eirin to cure my lovesick heart forever.

>> No.40059497

>>40049449
How is she gonna stop the horny rabbit from sex? Put her in a cage?

>> No.40059616

>>40059497
She has a Spell that prevents anyone it's casted on (including the target themselves) from touch their naughty places and do any of those interment deeds, like kissing, handholding and calling others by thier first name.

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>>40059616
Poor bunny. Please don't be too hard on her, Eirin-sama!

>> No.40073190

>>40055589
Don't become immortal, anon. You don't wanna be stuck sharing Eirin with the NEET and the hobo when it's all said and done.

>> No.40074738

>>40073190
I never said anything about immortality. It wouldn't be an issue when I die. Eirin might be sad though, but I'd live a long life probably.

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>> No.40083260

>>40073190
That's my dream!

>> No.40083620

>>40073190
Imagine after the Death of the Universe, all you do is have eternal sex with Eirin, Kaguya and Mouku in the dark void. Sounds better then any Heaven

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>> No.40092960
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>> No.40100771
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>> No.40106065

>>40033332
What are the healing properties of Eirin's milk?

>> No.40115168

>>40073190
They would have enough people to play 4-player games and some team games if anon took the elixir.

>> No.40115590

>>40115168
Infinite turn mario party hooray! at least until mokou cracks the shits and destroys the console.

>> No.40125559

>>39792206
Eirin views humans as inferiors and sub-lunarians.

>> No.40127482
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Eiyashou has the best cast in the series : Eientei

>> No.40140398

>>40125559
That's fine

>> No.40151652

>>40115590
Can't have anything nice with that hot-head hobo around.

>> No.40151885

>>40151652
Don't worry eirin is there. I'm sure "The Brain of the Moon" can repair it.

>> No.40151926
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>>40125559
something something golf balls

>> No.40155955

>>40151885
There's only so much you can do with a melted mass of plastic and copper.

>> No.40156048

Eirin would never love you, she's a full blown Lunarian goddess and you're just a measly human. You could never rise to the expectation of someone immortal like her. Any relation you'd have would be strictly business as you pay her for a doctor's visit but once it was done you'd be sent away from her office immediately.

>> No.40156119

That's right, Eirin will never love you. Don't even think about trying to win Eirin over or gain her love, you never will. You'd just be a blink of Eirin's eyes. However you'd have a much, much better chance with Reisen Udongein Inaba who happens to live in the same manor and help in that very same office! In fact you might even get seen by Reisen in your checkups if Eirin's busy and gone out. And Reisen is also much more gentler than Eirin during doctor's visits too. So if you wanted to try and woo anyone living at Eientei then you should definitely do it to me- I mean do it to Reisen, she'd love nothing more than to be seduced by a nice man out to unleash his carnal rage.

>> No.40156151

>>40156048
I would never love Eirin, I'm a full blown hikikomori and she's just some doctor. She could never rise to the expectation of someone unemployed like me. Any relation I'd have would be strictly business as I don't pay her for a doctor's visit but once it was done I'd leave her office immediately.

>> No.40164408

>>40151926
Why do Lunarians keep editing the battalion numbers?

>> No.40171030
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>>40156048
Never will I believe your lies again, Yukari
>>40156119
Mating season is done, Udonge. Please get back to selling drugs to old men in the village so Eirin won't have to punish you again.

>> No.40171057
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>>39792206
Tasukete Eirin!!!!

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Can't stop them both, doc.

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>>40173004
Why not hire them?

>> No.40178248

>>39960410
>>39960478
Ok but you want to drink the cum from the cock from the balls of the futa
that is to say, you specifically searched for the half woman with a penis, instead of the woman. Simple short argument, you wanted the cock. You craved the cock, you lost. To the Cock.

>> No.40178301

>>40156048
>>40156119
Eirin, Reisen's on your computer again.

>> No.40178470

>>40177883
I'm sure they have a shady deal going. A sort of finder's fee.

>> No.40183651
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>>40171057
The only way she can Tasukete you is via sex.

>> No.40183705

>>40183651
I'd sell my soul to Eirin. Actually, I'd just give my heart, body, and soul to Eirin if she accepted.

>> No.40191266

I want to abuse this sexy cute hag!

>> No.40193504

>>40191266
she'll probably do it to you first

>> No.40194976
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the Doc should offer a mental health service where you can go in and play with her tits for a few hours.

>> No.40205969

>>40194976
She should sell her milk, i'm sure it's quite nutritious.

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