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*scold you*

>> No.39761131

slut

>> No.39761367

>>39761112
Why is she scolding me? What did i do wrong now?

>> No.39761489

What's under Kasen's tiny Remilia hats?

>> No.39761504

>>39761489
Shhhh it's a secret

>> No.39761536

>>39761489
tiny remilias

>> No.39761593

The Lewd Pink

>> No.39761601

>>39761112
Why?! I've been a good boy!

>> No.39761754

>>39761536
Cute

>> No.39761785

>>39761489
Definitely not sad little oni horns that for sure.

>> No.39761878

>>39761785
>>39761489
Kasen is a Hornlet

>> No.39762295

>>39761112
If I take that flower off, will she die?

>> No.39763529

>>39761878
She's simply not that horny.

>> No.39763540

>>39761112
Fuck her, suika and yuugi are better onis

>> No.39763542

>>39763540
>Fuck her
Don't mind if I do!

>> No.39764919

Miss Kasen is pretty nice, but how come she never attends our bean throwing festival? I bet she'd have fun in there and the villagers did some really convincing oni replicas this year.

>> No.39765545

>>39764919
I heard she's severely allergic to beans.

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>>39761131

>> No.39766970

>>39761878
Based Suika dominating the Hornlets. No wonder she was tge Leader

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>>39766970
>Based

>> No.39767056

>>39766995
I refuse. What now?

>> No.39767822

>>39767056
He can't keep getting away with it

>> No.39767870
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Lady Kasen is so fertile... she can offer you comfort with her beautiful body if her sagely words aren't enough, it's her job as a hermit to help any way she can.

>> No.39767885

>>39767870
>it's her job as a hermit to help any way she can.
Congratulations Kasen, you've gotten yourself a hikikomori to take care of!

>> No.39768535

>>39767885
That's no problem for her, Kasen's counciling could turn any NEET into a hard working, functioning member of society! Although she comes off very rough with how much her finger will be in your face, deep down she means well because she's so sweet and caring.

>> No.39768680

>>39767885
Hikikomori are animals too!!!

>> No.39768911

>>39768535
Can she turn me into her husband?

>> No.39768974

>>39768911
She can turn you into her pet

>> No.39768988

>>39768974
I don't wanna be a pet, I have my rights.

>> No.39769018

>>39767870
Stop tempting me you slut!

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>> No.39773198

>>39768535
Sure, but I think some of my friends on /jp/ would join me. Kasen's house becomes the /jp/ house!

>> No.39777790

>>39772049
Cute hermit maid

>> No.39780917

>>39768988
animal rights

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39782144

Cute horny hermit sage not oni girl.

>> No.39790771

>>39761112
Thank you for helping me better myself.

>> No.39794205

>>39782144
who said anything about oni.

>> No.39794478

I'm going to become Kasen and trick /jp/.

>> No.39798199

>>39766970
I'm pretty sure it was because Suika held them together.

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>> No.39806157

>>39761489
Another set of tiny Remilia hats.

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>>39761112
*ties you up*

>> No.39813082

>>39761112
The gluttonous hermit

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>>39812983
Good anon.

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>>39813094
indeed

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>> No.39841815

>>39761593
The kind and not lewd pink hermit.

>> No.39841823

Lewd big boobie hermit

>> No.39841868
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Many hugs from Big Sis Kasen!

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>>39769018
Too late.

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>> No.39846518

>>39845696
Arm-chan is so cute

>> No.39852246

>>39841868
lucky

>> No.39853747

>>39846518
Arm-chan? More like Armstrong

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>> No.39870703

Oi.

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>> No.39873345

lewd pink sus

>> No.39873923

I'm going to lick her horns

>> No.39879130

I remember in EraTohoTW I practically just passed by her on the street once or twice and she thought about me when masturbating

>> No.39881023
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*"Listen up, anon! You're leading a self destructive life style of indulgence with none of the chemistry that comes with living involved in it! You have your whole life ahead of you but all you choose to do every day is eat, sleep, and masturbate constantly! There's no work or good play in your time! Since I was asked to coach you in a better direction you'll be following my advice and lead now, so from this point onwards, NO MORE masturbation, no more sleeping sixteen hours a day, and no more eating junk food all the time! From now on you'll rise with the sun and sleep before midnight, start incorporating more healthy items into your diet, and you'll be working out as I tell you to so you can get into a better shape. And most importantly, you won't TOUCH yourself at all or else I'll be forced to whack you over the skull, got it?! Mark my words, by the time I'm finished with you in ten months, I'll have eradicated your dirty, pervy mind and you'll be a proper man with a fit and strong build who's ready to take on a job and look forward to marrying the right girl for you out there so you can live a happy life and create a family! Your tutoring begins tomorrow, anon!"*

How do you react to Kasen-sama telling you this?

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>>39881023
I don't masturbate that often Kasen-sama, why would you know about my masturbation habits anyway... I already have a girl I love too...
Maybe I am a lazy good for nothing, but I find pride in that. No stupid hermit is going to make me change my ways. Stupid.

>> No.39881230

Washing Kasen's pile of dirty fundoshi by hand.

>> No.39881324

>>39881023
I'll do it if it means I get to marry the woman I love most once she turns me into a real man. I'll have the wedding ring on hand for that moment I'm past this hermit's tests, so I can propose to Kasen right then and there!

>> No.39881358

>>39881023
Walls of text are all I read these days.
Total disregard.
I've seen enough to know the result. She's asking me to work harder for virtually nothing in return.
And how else am I to remedy being sick? Sitting there while my white bloodcells lollygag?

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>>39846518
Not as cute as Kasen though.

>> No.39885087

>>39881023
> Ten Months with Kasen
> Create a Family
No problem, I can do that

>> No.39885572

>>39881023
>How do you react to Kasen-sama telling you this?
See >>39842053 which also counts as her reaction to what I'll have done by the last month.

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>>39881023
Shut up Kasen! I'm trying to read up on sebecids. A group of sebecosuchia that surived up until the middle of the Miocene.

Go bother some other anon with your lectures.

>> No.39893186

Ibarakilappillow

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>> No.39896454

>>39893652
>>39881023
I'm sorry, I glazed over the lecture.

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>>39893652
Hey...

>> No.39909683

>>39893652
>>39904770
Kasen, in English please.

>> No.39914975 [DELETED] 

>>39761112

>> No.39915097

>>39909683
It seems that the hermit I met in the previous village was confused by the calligraphy, power, and fangs that I met. .. This cute disciple, a hermit, is a great enemy. Even though it's a messed up statement, training is enough and it's cute to hear it in the first place ~ I want to eat it It's okay to eat yesterday ~ I lost to a younger child It's a serious child so even if I approach it, it reacts at all When I imagined such an effort today, I was horny ... Ah, I wonder if I'll go to sleep for the first time today, bad times! I'm really looking at my boobs cancer ... I'm saying ... Where are you looking? Talk about unnoticed evils, look in my eyes and listen! I don't think it's a bad idea. You can't see any reflection from your attitude. Get an excuse Get angry and come to me tonight, I'll educate you thoroughly. What kind of propensity does this child have? Egg!

>> No.39917295

>>39915097
I still don't understand what's she's talking about

>> No.39917378

>>39917295
Egg!

>> No.39918295

>>39917295
Do you not understand the egg propensity?

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>>39917295

>> No.39918475

>>39915097
https://files.catbox.moe/exd57a.mp4

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>>39918312

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Best mom!

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Don't bull the hermit!

>> No.39940396

>>39940364
She literally uses the free spaces under her clothes as storage for wild animals.
I mean sure that displays incredible ascetic control, which is the point, but what a nerd.

>> No.39940424

>>39881023
I lecture her right back about hypocritical it is for her of all people to berate someone for lewdness and gluttony.

>> No.39940900

>>39918312
How did he get out

>> No.39940945

>>39940900
Ignorance is bliss...

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>> No.39953773

>>39953543
what are they being sneaky about

>> No.39955228

>>39953773
They peeking on you while you're taking a shower. They're not the only ones though, half on Gensokyo is doing it too

>> No.39955326

>>39955228
and what's up with the knife?

>> No.39956742

>>39955326
Involuntary circumcision, you better prepare.

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i was thinking. Suika and Yuugi needs drink alcohol all the time. and Kasen is eating all the time. why Kasen it's not like the other two? it's because they cut her arm that she don't need be a drunk all the day or it's only because she it's the most femenine oni of the group?

>> No.39958476

>>39955326
That's just Koishi being Koishi, speaking of which, you're in danger anon. Living in Gensokyo and parading your male body like that, it's like your asking to be kidnapped

>> No.39958514

>>39940424
Excuse you, Kasen is no hypocrite, she is not a slut and just because she enjoys food doesn't make her a pig.

>> No.39964827

>>39957542
Oni? She's a hermit, silly.

>> No.39965163

>>39958514
>she is not a slut and just because she enjoys food doesn't make her a pig
What a coincidence, the same is true of me.

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>>39958514
>she is not a slut
Kasen is a huge slut who can't control her horniness! She'll fuck your brains out if you so much as take your shirt off around her!

>> No.39965257

>>39965243
And what the problem? It Seen fine

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>>39965243

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>>39965243
>>39966324
Cease your slander, both of you.

>> No.39967487

>>39957542
her eating is probably a replacement for drinking, since alcoholism isn't very hermit-y. of course neither is gluttony but lesser of two evils I guess

>> No.39976765

>>39965257
Rape is bad!

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Chibi gluttony

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>>39988426
Big gluttony

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>> No.40006186

>>39992428
>>39988426
Fatties

>> No.40013792

>>39761112
what does kasen mean actually?

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feet

>> No.40022928

>>40013792
Mean the lady what ZUN forgot about (like the 99% of his characters)

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