/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Ƹ†Ʒ黒蝶Ƹ†Ʒ !!oZ9p+Evw5xz No.]

Merry Chrismas morning /jp/ (post your Christmas mornings).

>Christmas day.
>Living alone.
>Decorated small apartment with blue and white Christmas decorations.
>The mannequins and dolls kept around the apartment are all done up in Christmas attire.
>The little mannequin girl that sits at the Japanese-style table is done up is wearing a white haired wig, with her eyes painted red and wearing a sexy elegant-gothic-lolita take on a Santa suit.
>Presents are sat in front of her, and plates full of Christmas breakfast are neatly ordered on the table as well.
>Look around at the digital frames that depict a slide-show of images of little custom 3D girl who is also in Christmas wear.
>Look over at the white Christmas tree with blue lights and white and blue decorations.
>Smile.
>Wish a merry Christmas to everyone.
>Sip coco and eat Christmas morning meal of sliced summer beef-stick. sausage, Triscuits, Carrots, Sliced Cheeses, Grapes and Orange slices.
>Come on 4chan to wish everyone a merry Christmas morning.
>Then... go back, kiss little Santa girl mannequin on the forehead and thank her for getting me those presents.
>Thank picture of Kanon for being so happy.
>Then open presents.

A happy, merry Christmas to you /jp/. Feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sip coco and eat Christmas morning meal of sliced summer beef-stick. sausage, Triscuits, Carrots, Sliced Cheeses, Grapes and Orange slices.

What the fuck are you, Fenrir? Eat the moon too while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972104
Pretty much same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up at 6am.
>Sit on computer, wait for family to wake up.
>Family wakes up, opens presents.
>Play eroge until Christmas dinner is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

In Russia we have Christmas on January 7 ...

[Necrobrotent No.]

Woke up way too early.

Said merry Christmas to everyone as they got up.

Presents and Family time comes later on.

[Ƹ†Ʒ黒蝶Ƹ†Ʒ !!oZ9p+Evw5xz No.]

>>3972106
Small slices, you really don't eat everything. Store the excess in the fridge for later. It makes six good meals that are easy to prepare.

Try it some time, very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up at 6am.
>Notice I have been transformed into a girl
>Thank Santa
>Notice Santa is in my room
>Suddenly get horny and hungry for dick despite still having a male mind
>Seduce and get fucked by Santa
>Find his dick too small to satisfy me
>Notice his reindeers
>Commit bestiality for three hours
>See Santa off, post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Play with present, thank family
>Go on /a/ until the dreaded family meet-up
>Go to family meet up, put up with snotty 8 year old rl loli
>Want it to end and go on /jp/
>Eat, was nice.
>Go home
>Play with present
>wish everyone a merry christmas on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972130
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>Wake up at relatives house (visiting them in NY)
>>Open presents
>>lol at cousin getting Guitar Hero 5 and it's shitty track list
>>Go back to sleep

I also got really drunk the night prior and asked a girl I knew out on a date over Facebook. We're going to dinner on Monday.

Life's pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up at 6am.
>Remember that I'm a fucking loser who has spent the last year of his life on the Internet.
>Realize that I'm out of diet coke/pepsi.
>Don't want to go to the fucking store to buy more because then I'd look like more of a loser without any place to be on Christmas day.
>Contemplate cleaning up my shithole before inviting my waifus to dine with me later.
>Remind myself that they're not real and probably wouldn't care.
>Feel like shit for not having bought or made myself any presents because I'm too poor and lazy.
>Feel like more shit for not having cleaned up my place and decorated.
>Wonder how I'm going to get my life back on track.
>Have a glass of water for breakfest.
>Navigate to 4chan /jp/.

[Ƹ†Ʒ黒蝶Ƹ†Ʒ !!oZ9p+Evw5xz No.]

Sounds like you guys are having a good Christmas morning too. Happy day.

[mavis !!UGqAVZGvrB3 No.]

I woke up to go bother my parents (i'm 19 mang) and then I watched some toradora, and did some chinups with my new chinup bar, right now I am eating raw oats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972134

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972145
For a macfag you sure do deserve your shitty life

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972134

[Anonymous No.]

>/v/ green text shit

get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972165
>countering green text with green text
Good going.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up at 6 am.
>Turned on computer.
> F5 /jp/
>Watched some animu
>F5 /jp/
>Read some eroge
>F5 /jp/
>F5 F5 F5 F5

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for /blog/ and /v/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972161
I also have a Win7 desktop not visible in the pic. I've actually escaped a shittier life, I just decided to stop and I've been stuck in a rut for the past while.

[Ƹ†Ʒ黒蝶Ƹ†Ʒ !!oZ9p+Evw5xz No.]

>>3972177
Apologies if you're offended. Do wish you a merry Christmas though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972174
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972112
Who cares about Christmas there, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Did everyone wake up at 6am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972205
No, I've actually been up since 2AM. I have fucked up sleeping schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3972205
I did in Central EU time.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear blog,
Today I woke up in the afternoon, browsed /jp/ and ate lunch. Opened presents yesterday. Got spoons from grandma and some random clothes from mom. Would have rewatched 0080 if hadn't accidentally deleted the files. Want more money.

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas ws yesterday and what I did

>comp time
>dinner with family ...
>drinking lots of beer with my waifus at comp
>eroge all night long

[Anonymous No.]

Been sitting at my computer for the last twelve hours watching anime and starcraft tournaments.
I expect to do the same for the rest of the day.
Sorry to disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it. It's almost 7AM, but I don't have any real breakfest food. I'm going to have fucking christmas dinner for breakfest.

[Anonymous No.]

>Say Merry Christmas to mother at 12AM
>Sleep
>Wake up
>Go on computer

Rest of the day will be like that, except maybe I'll read through a book later or play a VN. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up. Showered. Ate breakfast of oatmeal and a hard-boiled egg. Browsed /jp/. Planning on playing some Saya no Uta in a little while.

We're snowed in, with freezing rain now. So I doubt we're going to church today. Also, my sister usually doesn't wake up until afternoon, so presents will have to wait.