Monster Girl Thread

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>>39716932

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>>39716849
>>39716514
>>39716365
Need. Thick. Hags.

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shortstack dragon ghost incredibly embarrassed at (and jealous of) her larger dragon zombie body being incredibly lovey dovey!

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>>39716756

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>>39716932
>that pic
My sides

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Fug the bug
___ the spider?

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>>39717028
Get married with the arachnid.

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How much for this gote?

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>You don't like me cooking?
>Ye're fond of me lobster ain't ye?
How do you respond?

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>>39716932

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>>39717028
get engaged to the long legs

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>>39717069
The moment you wake up in her web you're already married.

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>>39717069
>>39717091
Sounds like a plan

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Fuck monster girls.

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>>39717150
dont tempt me

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>>39717150

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>wake up bright and early
>step outside
>it's a beautiful sunny day
>figure it's a waste to spend it in doors
>you pack a lunch, grab your swimming trunks, and head out.
>an hour later you're at the river
>you wade in until it's up to your waist
>the cool water feels nice on your skin
>decide to go deeper
>you stop at just slightly under shoulder height.
>you relax for a few minutes
>something rubs your leg and you jump
>can't see what it was
>nope
>you start to head back to shore
>ouch
>something just nipped at your leg
>you move as fast as you can towards shore
>suddenly you get grabbed by the left leg
>you trip and your head goes below water
>apparently theres more than one because another grabs your right arm
>something soft runs across your left leg
>you feel a sucking sensation on 2 of you right hands fingers
>you try to look at what's on your arm through the murky water
>you see a scaley tail
>use free leg to push towards shore
>something clings to your back and nibbles your neck
>you get to a shallow enough area wher you get your head above water
>left arm is now caught by another creature
>You're almost to shore when your last limb gets caught and something rips off your trunks
>the creatures suddenly go rabid
>your pushed onto your back your head barely on dry land as the rest of you sits in shallow water
>a crowd of 6 small mermaids fills your vision
>all of them let go of you at once and try to grab at your crouch pushing each other out of the way
>one manages to wrap her lips around your worm and the others quickly give up and pin your limbs down
>you are assaulted by a frenzy of licks, kisses, nibbles, and sucking all over your body
>they move constantly and rapidly as if they want to paint you in their affection
>one mermaid hops onto you chest and wraps her arms around your neck
>you see a youthful face with a smiling mouth full of razor sharp teeth
>she forces her tongue into your mouth and begins to assert dominance over your tongue

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>>39717174
>She nibbles you tongue and lips, kisses your face, licks your cheek
>all the while the mermaid on your crotch lovingly milks your member
>but just as you get close to climax she stops
>she lets go of your dick and all the other mermaids go still
>you feel her move up your torso
>she pushes against you her body is lifted off you slightly
>and then she crashes down impaling herself on your penis
>the other girls begin to thrash around and get back to work
>but there aren't any kisses, no licks, and no nibbles
>they are full on biting
>it should hurt, but it doesn't
>at first think you're in shock, but no you can feel it
>and it feels GOOD
> you can feel your arms and legs being covered in bites
>the girl who was kissing you now is chomping at your neck and chest
>red oozes at the bite marks, but it doesn't look like blood
>you've heard mersharks make men leak mana with their bites
>what are they doing in fresh water?
>the mermaid riding you is so tight
>you're getting close
>you thrust as hard up as you can
>the girls clinging to your legs yelp as they try to stay clung to you, and the one riding you gasps in pleasure
>your vision blurs for a few seconds and the riding mermaid falls off of you
>you breath heavily for a second thankful that it's over
>the mermaid that was kissing you moves down and positions herself over your penis
>the former rider takes her place on your chest
>looks like everyone gets a turn
>it's going to be a long day
>hours later
>you're lying on the shore with 6 small mermaids
>1 clinging to each limb and 2 snuggled up on your chest
>you're covered bite marks and dead tired
>you throw your head back inexhaustion
>off to the side halfway behind a bush is a sign
>CAUTION: MERPIRAHNAS
>you sigh
>you're going to have to get a new swimsuit
>you peek at the girls nuzzing into your chest
>their faces full blush with a soft smile
>you feel the other 4 rubbing their faces into you and giving your skin gentle kisses
>nah
>next time... you'll just swim naked.

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>>39716988
Get a bigger tree

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>>39717196

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>>39717189
nice

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>>39717028
>Cum-inside'r the Spider

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>>39717081
>Stop trying to feed me hardtack that you found in 400 year old shipwrecks
>That's not what humans eat these days. Hell, it's not what they ate those days if they had any choice in the matter.

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>>39717081
I want to FUCK a STEAK

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Roll for two monsters. Note the order they appear in.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>a monster you've never met (left) pulls up next to you in a van, tires screeching
>she flings the door open and beckons you to get in
>"Come with me if you want to live!"
>you see another strange monster (right) off in the distance, coming toward you at top speed
>She's holding a half-eaten raging mushroom with a frenzied look in her eyes
>"Live with me if you want to cum~"

Do you get in with your mysterious rescuer, or do you take your chances with your pursuer? Whatever you decide, impact is imminent.

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>>39717303
>Ogre
>Flow Kelp

It's amazing how well the Ogre can do the Arnold voice, though I think the decision is already made.

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>>39717303
>Hinezume
>Titania
I want to see how the crazed fairy plays out.

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>>39717303
>angel
>anubis
YOUR FILTHY TRICKS WONT WORK ON ME ANGEL I WILL GO WITH ANUBIS

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>>39717303
>genie in the van
>shroom'd dark matter chasing me

That genie could be satan for all I care, holy hell I'm getting out of here. My first wish is to get us to another planet.

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>>39717303
A greenworm, trying to save me from a... Cait Sith.

Man did I get fucked on the rolls.

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>>39717303
>giant slug
>mimic
So, a treasure chest, slowly crawling towards me, and a giant slug in a van, slowly accelerating towards me? Is this a comedy skit?

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>>39717386
>anon walks around a corner
>they both sigh
>"I told you this wouldn't work"
>"You're the one who can't figure out how to push down a gas pedal!"
>slap bass outro

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>>39717147
>sample_
Anon...

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post jackals please

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>>39717424
With big meaty paws?

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>>39717147
>propose to her
>she makes her own wedding dress and a suit for you
I love arachnes

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>>39717419
Pardon me, I was focused on the matrimonial spider titty more than the jpeg compression.

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>>39716932

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>>39717424
>>39717432
>tfw no big jackal gf

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It's scientifically proven that kamaitachi waifus love you thrice as much as your average waifu, get some today!

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>>39717303
>drugged-up hopping toybox?
>I get in the van ofc

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>>39717449
Operation Mad Jackal, 3 anubis special forces trying to get some husbands in Racoon City before the undead claim them

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>>39717469
Where's the Jackal special forces teams to portal here and start blackbagging men back to their world?

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>>39717469
Is there some reference here?

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>>39717303
>Will fuck the life out of me once we're alone
>Wanted to fuck before being born
I'm not getting out of this alive.

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i was mostly thinking of that one particular jackal which pretends to be a fox but on reflection i definitely like anubi too

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>>39717012
>lives in water
>is green
>not frog
i don't believe it.

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>>39717303
>Matango
>Or Ushi-Oni ready to destroy everything in sight with her desire to rape
I'll take my chances with the mushroom.

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>>39717535
>one of the best girls in the book rescues you from one of the worst
Sounds like the start of a beautiful love story to me.

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>>39717490
GIWTWM

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Post your best apophis pics please!

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>>39717593
i dont understand

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>>39717616
comfy purple

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>>39717469
Sadly for them the men at Racoon City are already taken, no sane man can resist the charm of the undead

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>>39717437
>matrimonial spider titty
Best kind of spider titty.

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>>39717642
Oh right, Elden Ring has things other than the 4-armed blueberry.

Still can't wait for the inevitable crossover where the protagonist summons the power of Grace to massacre an entire village of mamono while lecturing them on why SEX BAD, and then everyone claps at how cool and moral he is for slaughtering a bunch of unarmed women and children.

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>>39717626
Extremely comfy!

>>39717705
Very nice! I love the apophis/pharaoh rivalry. I'd love to be husband to both and meditate between them.
Any more pics with the two of them? Can be apophis or pharaoh dominated.

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>>39717660
I want to kiss those breasts

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>>39717303
>Inari
>Bicorn
I know what's happening here. Bicorns don't just exist, they are made from corrupting a unicorn. She should be bound to a husband, but she's coming after me despite me never had sex with a monster before. This isn't a choice, it's a hard and soft sell. I can get in the car be a good husband and live happily ever after. Just don't think too much about it. Or I can go with the mystery box harmen the bicorn will make for me. But it's not a mystery is it? She'll ring me dry and then carry me home. She'll set me on the bed and call in my next lover. It's a fox. Weird coincidence, but it's fine. She has her fun and leaves. Next lover is also a fox. That's worrying. Next lover. Fox. And now it's clear. The bicorn isn't a harem leader. She's a pimp. And every lonely fox in the city has a spot in line for me now. I didn't cum to the fox so the foxes are cumming to me. I know my choice. I get in the car. I'm angry, I'm sacred, I'm humiliated, but I say nothing. I look up to her face. That ugly smile shows everything. She knows I know. She knows I can't do anything. I look away ashamed. A tail works it's way into my lap. My shakey hand slowly comes up and I begin to stroke it. She wraps her arm around me. "Mmm... Good boy~" she breathes into my ear. I shudder, and choke down a sob. I can only hope I learn to love it.

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>>39717622
God I wish that was me

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>>39717737
>Elden Ring has things other than the 4-armed blueberry.
No it does not.

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Post hags

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>>39717490
Need this but with salamander or holst, and nut facing away but towards

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>>39717962
Not*

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>>39717490
>been shitposting for months about how badly you want a monsterwife and wish they were real
>doing some early morning monstergirl posting when you hear several thuds outside your door
>wheel around in your chair and take earbuds out to listen, when the door gets kicked clean through and right off its hinges by a massive jackal girl
>two more sweep into the room and quickly grab you, covering your mouth before you can scream and blindfolding you before football carrying you out of your house

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>>39717469
>>39717490
>>39717985
Also all this talk of Jackal special forces makes me want a pic of a squad of tacticool Anubis.

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Anubises should be graped

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>>39717303
This would be so confusing. Why does my wife Nurarihyon (who always was my wife) act so weird? And how does Mershark run towards me, she has no legs.

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>>39717931
Don't make me post that horsegirls image from last thread.

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>>39718016
Dew eet

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>elden ring

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>>39718058
I wonder what they're thinking

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>your favorite girl
>your least favorite girl
>Would you fuck a girl that was a fusion of the above two?

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>>39718015
>And how does Mershark run towards me, she has no legs.
There's magic for that.

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>>39717999
A.W.O.O.

Anubis
Warfare and
Offensive
Operations

Began as an agency working under the Pharoah to protect the land from threats, has slowly turned into a shady organization that does questionable arrests of single men. There have even allegations of working with Grape Snake forces in smuggling in questionable items and monsters. We've reached out to the head of AWOO for questioning, but she was too busy riding her husband to respond.

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>>39717931
>>39718016
>>39718040

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>>39718133
No way, AWOO is directly funded and directed by the head honcho Lilim herself. This is all part of her plans to reach into alternate universes to pull even more viable mates from, to accelerate her growing power.

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>>39718128
It doesn't matter who far inland you are. You are never safe from sharks

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>>39717303
>chochin obake left
>jinko right
I'll take my chances with the jinko since she's my type and it'll probably work out once she's not on high on rape and I'm out of the hospital. also because the one on the left is a loli which probably means that her van is a rape van.

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>>39717303
>Mantis in the van
>Shirohebi with raging mushroom
I'll let the snake have me

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>>39717908
>you get in the van
>SmugFox is still in Park with the door still open
>SlutHoss gets into the van
>Now she shuts the door and shifts into Drive
>"ok, let's go home, keep your eyes on the road and I'll start now..."
He trusted foxes

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>>39717737
is that bloodborne fic still going or is it just rent free?

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>>39717081
>>39717261
>you split yer beans anon
>why'd you spill yer beans?
This is why you don't confess to a kraken directly

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>>39718068
>What do we do now?
>I wish I had a husband
>My coils hurt... I wish I was at home playing monscape right now
>"Do you want to go shoot deer in the desert or something?"
>"Yeah"

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>>39717908
>echidna has a troublesome bicorn daughter
>she has no idea what to do with her, can't control her lewd and greedy tendencies
>entrusts her to her inari friend for schooling, hoping the more refined, graceful attitude rubs off on her
>some time later, bicorn is all grown up and echidna mom goes to celebrate her graduation
>every horny single fox in the region is lined up at the old shrine, where bicorn is shepherding them in with a wicked grin
>some poor, ragged young man is lying naked on a mat on the floor, and like a conveyor belt fox after fox comes in to fluff or rape him
>bicorn tells echidna mom to bring her fox sisters over, she's been jabbing him with manticore spines to keep him fresh for them
>Echidna mom is sickened but curious, ends up watching the entire thing
>the anon who got bad ended finally gets to sleep, lying in a bigger pile of mofu than has ever been assembled before
>bicorn's youko sisters are giggling at his sides, plotting what they're going to do to him when he wakes up
>echidna quietly retreats back to her husband at home, sighs and starts preparing a mofu overdose kit for their mindbroken new son-in-law

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>>39717303
>Dormouse vs. Jinko
I fucking love Jinkos, so the choice is obvious. Even if I didn't like the Jinko, I wouldn't feel safe in a vehicle driven by a Dormouse.

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>>39718156
>Trusting Big Lilim
They all just want to turn us to sex crazed maniacs. Probably funding the Apophis too. Only Pharaoh truly wants what's good for us, but there's just so much corruption going against her. Our only hope is for the Khepri hoard to find a new husband that will aid the Pharaoh in her duties of keeping this land prosperous. That won't happen if we've got AWOO pumping all the single men with venom.

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>>39718237
The thumbnail made me think she had vored someone and was holding her swollen stomach. God the Internet has ruined me.

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>>39717303
>Nurarihyon in the car
>Cupid with the mushroom
I love cupids, but I love smoking hobo hag even more

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>>39717303
>large mouse
>living doll
I am letting the doll play with me.

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>>39718256
Fuck off gachanigger, you tried to start something similar to this in the past too.

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>>39718245
>>>/vg/

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>All your dreams are actually versions of yourself in alternate universes
>''Then all dreams are true?''
>Yes
>''Even the one is was naked running away from clowns?''
>Yes

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>>39718256
wtf

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>>39718288
>last dream I vividly remember was bleeding to death in a field from a gunshot wound
Damn, that's a brutal alternate universe.

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>>39718288
>that one dream about being stuck in some weird mansion that was impossibly big on the inside
I hope that it was just some mamono playing trick on alternate me

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>>39718256
>vored by a fox
Look I'm a vorefag myself, and foxes are one of the least desirable for vore. If we're doing vore here, it needs to be with a lamia, jabberwock, sandworm, or frog/toad girl. Maybe a lizard girl.

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>>39718324
Weird mansion... impossibly big... hmm

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>>39718330
Come to think of it even when it's some murderfox of disaster like a variant of Tamamo No Mae at most it's something like consuming the soul, don't think I've ever seen a fox that eats people.

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>>39718337
Because foxes and vore is just a bad combo

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>>39718288
Reminder that if you have a female sleep paralysis demon, she is actually your waifu trying to reach you from the other side and you shouldn't be afraid.

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>>39718288
>>''Then all dreams are true?''
God I hope not. I once had a really fucked up fever dream that I was the host of some reality corrupting venom that I spread all over the country and turned everyone into fucked up monstrosities. The dream ended with me being stuck in a doorway between the dream and real life. I was rolling around in my bed in pain while still dreaming with 2 disembodied voices talking to me. One screaming to shut the door, and another gently telling me to keep it open. Eventually the screaming voice died out and the gentle one told me to it's okay to wake up now. Pretty sure I just let an elder god into our world.

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>>39718358
Yeah, the big issue with ''all dreams are true'' is that nightmares are also dreams. And we tend to have a more solid memory of the nightmares over our dreams.
Kind of how it's extremely easy for a wish to backfire.

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>>39718256
Thanks a lot you dumb faggot

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>>39718185
There's at least 3 of them, all ongoing.

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>>39718357
>you shouldn't be afraid
>t. Sleep Paralysis virgin demon

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>>39718341
That cocogoat has some nice areolas

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>>39718395
As if you wouldn't totally marry and impregnate a shadowy demon lady who hugs you in your sleep every night.

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>>39717303
Nope. You can't trick me into that van.
I get a Doll-waifu who won't prank me with that shit.

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>>39718357
Kikimoras from original folklore could have been inspired by sleep paralysis. You don't have to be scared of Kiki.

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>>39718358
So you're the reason our world is so fucked.

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>>39717303
>"come with me if you want to live!"
>"look lady, this aint the first time ive seen a monster try this sca-"
>terrariacalamityOST.univeral_collapse.wav
>"DRIVE NOW!"
>"uh oh."
>"what?"
>"my legs cant reach!"
>"then how did you drive here?!"
>"i dont kn-"
>anon was kidnapped by the fucker of human men
>kobold was consumed by the fucker of human men

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>>39718443
somehow forgot image

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>>39718422
NEVER trust a cheshire.

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>>39718391
which one is the one that /mgt/ seethes about

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>>39718434
I don't know, man, there have been times...

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>>39718436
Look I took a risk. What if it was a monster girl god? It's worth a few apocalypses if I can get a waifu. Also, to the flesh blimp girl from my dream: if you turned into a shoggoth, hit me up.

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>>39718472
just fuckin stab me

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>>39717908
>Bicorns don't just exist, they are made from corrupting a unicorn.
Yep, that's the canonical paradox.
PurityHoss supposedly is fated to only waifu her chosen pure Anon, but then he has to cheat on her with other Mamonos while reeking of her extra-purity-mana as a married Anon which is normally a barrier to other Mamonos even if an Anon tried to cheat.
>So how?
The answer to the paradox has to be inside the Unicorn to start with.
I figure deepdown PurityHoss has got to want a BadBoy Anon that is already interested in more than one waifu, but why would she choose that kind of Anon?
Because it will let her open up her repressed slutside
>tfw your WhiteHoss-waifu suggests maybe it would be fun to try a 3way with one of her friends because she knows Anon is into that and so is she...
Or she hires a horny Maido...
Or always invites her GFs over for too many drinks...
>its not classic-NTR its more like a couple going swinging for a third...then a fourth... a fifth... because secretly she really wants to be free to be a BlackHoss.

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>>39717303
>dragon running away from an eel
There's something extremely weird going on and I'm confused and a bit scared.

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>>39718472
A proper Kiki would tidy away those messy black squares first before servicing her Mashtah.

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>>39718492
Those are only in your mind anon, a side effect of sleep paralysis. If you concentrate you can make them disappear.

https://img3.gelbooru.com//images/b1/97/b1975f6fa774a04485a83baffce42b50.png

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>>39718422
>you try to get in the van
>PrankCat does the old 'drive forward 5 yards, stop, wait for you to get to the door again, drive another 5 yards, etc etc
Fuckthatshit, I'm going to fuck the doll and she can watch in the rearview mirror and seethe

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>>39718341
>>39718245
burger

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>>39718443
>>39718455
RIP kobold.

She woulda been a good waif, but instead became worm poop

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>>39718525
Kill yourself please.

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>>39718515
Imagine how that the cat will be when you choose the doll. Cat just tried to flirt with you in her own weird way and now she's gonna sob and cry looking at you because she fucked up her only chance with the guy she likes

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>>39718533
Suicide is an auto ticket to Hell. I don't wanna go there. It's scary

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>>39718333
Anon is about to be mastah

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>>39718545
Well nobody wants you here.

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>lonely peasant girl tells a lilim that she wants to be a beautiful princess
>the lilim turns her into a toad
>a really powerful toad, an arch mucus toad if there ever was one
>declares her village a principality and throat fucks other girls to make them her toadies
>now she just needs a "prince"

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>walking alone at night huh

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>>39718515
Living doll turns out to be a second cheshire with a hand puppet

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How do I tell shirohebis apart from one another so I don't ask one out and take the wrong one on a date

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>>39718422
>attempt to climb in van, it falls away
>it was a cardboard cutout
>cheshire takes out a raging mushroom of her own, nods to the doll and takes a bite, grinning

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>>39718554
I want me here, and I'm not nobody

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>>39718558
that sounds kinda mean...

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>>39718575
By paying close attention to differing physical features

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Nobody can stop me from kissing pawbeans.

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>Anon never checks the stock market
>Despite this he knows whenever the prices move significantly
>That is because sex with his tanuki wife is rough whenever her portfolio is down
>It is slow and gentle with plenty of kissing whenever her portfolio is up
>When a crash happens she asks him to fuck her in the ass since that's what the market just did

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>>39718333
>open one door
>shog is here, mending clothes
>"Hello, maste-"
>close the door, run to another room
>shog is already there, cleaning the dust off some shelves
>"Excuse me, mast-"
>run to another room, look for exit
>shog is already there, stoking the fire in fireplace
>"Master, please liste-"
>run away again, pick another room at random
>shog is already there, cleaning the window
>"My goodness, maste-"
>run away again, but shog is in every room doing chores the moment you open the door
>eventually you just give up and rest on her lap and she strokes your hair and tells you that everything is going to be okay

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>>39718626
shogs are icky

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>>39718654
>shogs are icky
Still better than a kiki

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>>39718589
I don't know man, she turned out pretty cute. I'd be her prince and give her enough kids to make a family reunion look like a biblical plague.

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>>39718660
but shogs are too sticky!

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If KC released a new meido MG, what do you think it would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>Wererabbit
Uh, not exactly what I think my savior would look like
>Ghandarva
Alright hops, you are nice gal and all but I'm going for the songbird, peace

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>>39717303
>Inari
>Tanuki
Anon stops, thinks, walks away from both
Goes around the corner
Looks back around the corner to see the angry HagFox wrestling and punching the Nuki trying to get her money back guarantee.

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>>39718589
That's what happens when you're dealing with monsters. They give you what you want but rarely the way you imagine it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shog bully makes everything you touch sticky like overproofed wet dough
>Shog goo constantly sticking to your hands
>No matter how much you scrape it won't come off completely
>Have to wash your hands under scalding water just for it start coming off

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>>39718667
Not really, they are just a bit sleeky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718688
Man, that's such a genius racket
>kobold pays a married hellhound to chase a man around the corner
>she shows up and "saves" him
Everymonster wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718688
Now see, that's a situation in which I'd try to take both

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718692
>or lick it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718712
>can now hear her at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718692
I'll just hire a kiki to clean it off.

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>>39718469
All three because they're exactly the same
>max level soulsborne character is isekai'd to MGE world
>starts stomping all over the setting and killing monstergirls in droves
>all the while moralizing that mamono are dumb and wrong and don't live in the REAL world
>and that it's totally okay to murder people who have a different view on sexuality than you
>rivers of words spent to describe how unbeatable and powerful they are and how they have absolutely no interest in sex or romance
>they're immune to everything forever because the hack author doesn't understand how mana and magic work,also if they weren't their precious character could be in a situation where they're on the backfoot and have to find a clever way to win instead of just skillessly overpowering everything and that just won't do
>doesn't join the Order because they're too euphoric for any phony religion but they act exactly like an Order zealot
>founds their own super-speshul third faction that opposes both the Order and the Demon Lord (in theory, in practice they slaughter mamono like no tomorrow and barely interact with the Order)
>there's always one or two token monsters that join the MC, they're always portrayed as "one of the good ones" and they oppose the Demon Lord and are totally okay with their fellow mamono being genocided because ?????
>Druella and all other powerful canon characters are reduced to strawmen stuffed inside punching bags
>author has an extremely poor grasp of the setting comprised mostly of memes and half-truths (the author of one of the Bloodborne ones admitted multiple times in the comments that he has never read a single page from any of the books and only knows the setting from the SpaceBattles thread)
>the Dark Souls 1 one has a bunch of other DS characters and of course they're all invincible badasses that kill any monster that so much as tries to flirt with them on the spot

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>>39716932

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>>39718725
Good!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718742
I like how it completely misses the point of both Souls games and MGE world, it takes some skill to fuck up this badly

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best black harpy pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718766
I thought that was a /tg/ specialty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718745
>Tailpussy dripping wet
That's a very bad sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718773
Can't really post the full one here, but here you go
https://images2.imgbox.com/c7/0b/CcySIjRz_o.png

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>>39718688
>Nope just Nope
>start siphoning gas out of the van, looking for a glass bottle in the roadside trash, and tearing the sleeve off my shirt to make a wick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718809
Thank you, but please no lewd, fren!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718288
>dream about portals opening up to this reality
>profit?

[Anonymous No.]

threadly reminder that i love my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718773
I wish there were white harpies. I just like the girls with white hair/feathers/fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718809
Damn
I think this harpy is a ground bird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718822
>Tits that big
>Thighs that fat
>Belly that pudgy
I don't believe her or you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718822
Nice pic but her face is... unfortunate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718811
Cu Sith wouldn't be my first choice but I'd still give her a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718822
Hopping 30cm off the ground isn't flying, lady

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>>39718680
Brownie would be a good choice. They are basically little fairy golbins that sneak around the house and do chores while you're asleep. So in MGE they'd start of as brownies, a cute and shy, but also mischievous and prideful loli that sneaks into your house and does chores for you. Every now and then they'll sneak into your bed and try to sleep with you. If you reject them they'll get offended but will obey. Reject them too much and they'll start pulling pranks and causing messes instead of helping. They may even tie you to the bed and tease you until you agree to have sex. If you apologize and accept her love she goes back to being the happy little maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718811
>>39718843
>>>/trash/
Stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718811
I don't know what you wouldn't want a tanuki. They make excellent sugar mommas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718811
>the jew
>the furry
i feel bad for you anon...

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>>39718742
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718742
It doesn't even work since the BB Hunter and just about every Souls protag is an autist that would just go with the flow. Hell the Hunter would probably vastly prefer MGEland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718766
What was the point if the souls games?

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>>39718680
I had an idea for a literal dust bunny as a maid, inspired by sleepy kiki. Maybe a wonderland addition.

>shortstack grey rabbit with long, floppy ears
>has messy, shaggy floor-length grey hair that envelops most of her body and picks up dust, converting it into arousing bunny dust
>wears an extra-slutty french maid outfit underneath with fishnets and a clear window for her ass
>hair and ear fluff are bushy and dusty, with little clouds of dust rising when you touch them
>usually wears a tired, kuu :< expression despite being very lewd and baby-crazy
>goes maximum horny when all of the dust is brushed out and her hair is clean
>relentlessly thumps anon until she's sure she's got a batch of buns in the oven
>the next day she's all dusty and sleepy again, but always eager to get clean and breed like a rabbit

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>>39718832
>>39718848
don't worry i'm gonna milk her like a Holstaur

>>39718836
personally i think it's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718868
He'd just grab the Plain Doll with him and never look back,

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718826
snow owls are neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718876
One, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718875
I refuse to elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>I get in the van
>I hold the door open
>We all drive home
>My house and my dick have never been cleaner
The End

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck money

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718897
Rape equivalent of a jackpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718822
>>39718883
She's cute, even if not very aerodynamic. Nice anon!

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>>39718897
>kiki rescues anon from KIKI
The 4koma writes itself

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>>39718884
Nah he'd take Gherman, everyone in the church except the beggar and Eileen with him too. Maybe Ebrietas since she seems okay and would probably like being a monster girl better.

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>>39718905
>>39718819
Not monster girls. Dumb chink gachaposter.
>a buh buh muh angels
Fuck you.

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>>39718928
Fair enough.

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>>39718742
>souls games are about a sole undead traveling through the ruins of an age of gods and fighting the husks of what was formerly great beings and people
>mge is about exotic girls wanting to marry and love lonely men and making sure nobody has a bad ending
honestly you would think that they would mix fairly well when you look at the two of them especially when souls has monster girls native to the games that you don't have to kill like pic related

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>>39718905
>bite marks

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>>39718862
Yeah, in that situation I'd take the (((Tanuki)))
>tfw she offers to sell you an empty glass bottle and tries to charge you for the siphoned gas
>still a better option

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>>39718947
i'm waiting on someone to give aurelia a makeover. stalwart jellyfish companion deserves it

[Anonymous No.]

If tanukis spook you that much just marry an ochimusha, the racoon fears the undead samurai

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>>39718742
>> (the author of one of the Bloodborne ones admitted multiple times in the comments that he has never read a single page from any of the books and only knows the setting from the SpaceBattles thread
Was it the author of "A hunter's new home"?
Man, I used to think I was just overly sensitive but now I am glad that I bailed immediately on that fic after the first chapter and avoided everything MGE that has touched spacebattles or it's relatives like a plague. Being too lazy to read most fanfiction also helps, seems it spared me a lot of brain damage.

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>>39718875
That main characters fight not because they are schizos obsessed with killing, but to protect the world, or what's left for it, as they understand it. They are monster-slaying badasses by necessity, not by choice. They wouldn't even think of antagonizing monstergirls because monstergirls aren't trying to kill anyone or hurt anyone at all.

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>>39718950
Yeah, they are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718905
feisty little one

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>>39718910
Is money produced by fucking a creeping coin Fiat money or is it backed by a cummodity?

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>>39719003
Some of them try to hurt my ego

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>>39718875
Not him, but I'm going to take a guess that while Souls series on the surface lends itself to badass heroes overcoming great odds, it's antithetical to invincible heroes. Especially when the author thinks that taking down what he believes to be Mary Sues is cool when it's done by his own Mary Sues.

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>>39719014
Power over ethernet

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>>39718958
Plus she has fluffy tail. And your descendants will be on the top of the world when the tanukis solidify control over the One World Government and banking system

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719003
but anon what about the walk away from the first flame ending where you reject and destroy the decaying age of fire and become the ruler of the age of darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719024
How else do you do it?

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>>39719032
Series makes a point that the age of fire and dark are both two parts of a cycle and the longer you go preventing the other things get awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719032
It is implied that age of dark isn't that bad and is just a part of a cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

If I become an incubus with a harem consisting of a gnome, an ignis, an undine, and a sylph, will I essentially become the Avatar?

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>>39718897
I'm on a roll tonight
>this has got to be a set-up they've conspired together
>I'm down to pound Hosspussy of both flavors
>We might need a bigger van

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>>39719064
Yes, except you are too busy fucking your wives to do anything of consequence

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I thought the point is that as bad as the current system is, it’s better the Devil you know than the one you don’t. But you, the player, believe you can beat those overhelming odds that even the current powers that be can’t.
That being said it isn’t exactly uncommon in Souls games to make deals and amicable interactions with even the most grotesque creatures. No Player Character from any soulslike that I know would go murder rampage against Monster Girls. At least not from MGE

[Anonymous No.]

Any more wholesome/joyful black harpy pics, frens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718947
imagine

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>>39719087
Only the best one

[Anonymous No.]

>mge souls crossover but the chosen undead is piloted by dsp

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>>39719047
>>39719058
That was only added in later, originally the age of darkness really was the end of the world where all the survivors would become darkwraiths murdering each other for humanity.
Since you have to kill most of the remaining powerful beings to link the fire, its implied that the world will end soon regardless.

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>>39719040
What, take down Mary Sues? With good writing.
>>39719032
>>39719047
>>39719058
Been a while since I last played it, but I could swear that Age of Fire as Gwyn did it was against nature and prolonging it was not 100% a good thing. I didn't like the idea of the cycle that DS2 introduced.

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>>39719100
What is dsp?

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>>39719098
Oh man, that one's just wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719094
>tfw there's an alternate timeline where miyazaki went through with making priscilla the level up girl of the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718816
Ah, well in that case this is the best I got.

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>>39719110
Darksydephil

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>>39719014
>is it backed by a cummodity?
Unironically this. It's an obvious counterfeit so it's worthless as currency but monsters want it anyway because it's made out of a special gold that makes you horny if you look at it too long. So your coin waifu can just print money and people accept it because it can be exchanged for boners. Literally backed by cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719110
lolcow known for play soulsborne poorly

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>>39718913
don't worry, if i love her enough she can fly with those monster sized breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719110
darksydephil
He's probably the most famous streamer out there but for all the wrong reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719107
Gwyn fucked everything up, that is true.
But in any case, those fanfics are terrible and defile both souls and mge settings, so lets talk about something else.
For example, let's talk spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719116
And canon. That harpy overjoyed to be a mother is official KC art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719125
>>39719130
I don't understand, is that something from the books?

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>>39719098
Very beautiful and wholesome. Thank you!
I'll cherish this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719104
Who gives a shit retard, we're not in 2011 the narrative of the series has different context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719125
>>39719130
>>39719133
Oh for fucks sake, why is shit like that brought here to /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719123
Also very beautiful!
I love seeing the gentle expressions of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719135
Did someone say spiders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719146
technically

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719110
When you see a post with a concept you don't know then just ignore it and report. Do not reply to it because it is always something related to /tg/ or /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719110
>>39719146
DarksydePhil is a YouTube Let's Player who's notorious for being absolutely terrible at every game he plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719160
I think I heard someone say spiders.

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>>39719154
You cant gatekeep shit if you dont know what it is.
E.g.I never played Soulsborne or even knew mof it, so have no idea what all the anti-/tg/ ranting here is about, so this has been educational.
>now back to fucking mamono waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719154
because it was a offhanded joke that made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719189
I don't get the joke

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the fox hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719123
>>39719098
I hope we get more black harpy art one day. There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719151
Miyazaki didn't want any sequels, so I discount the canonicity of the games he was forced to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719181
Makes me sort of sad that rachnera occupies probably 50% of total spider art all by herself. I love her but damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719194
I get commissions of her, but they're all lewd so I guess that doesn't really count,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719193
All gone shopping, there was a big sale at Mofu Mart. You might be able to catch them at the bar next door if you hurry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719192
the joke is the mental image of a man yelling about something like how hellhound chest fluff is overpowered in a manner reminicent of the way a infamous lolcow does. that's it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>succubus
>ushi-oni
>there is no image macro to express my concern at the events which are about to unfold

Bros, I don't think I'm going to survive either option.

>Help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719217
What is a lolcow?

[Anonymous No.]

What about roaches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719221
>shroomed ushi
>helpful vanilla succ

Seems pretty cut and dry to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719225
look it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719233
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719225
Newfags please go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719233
If I have to look it up then I don't think it's thread related

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she had more art

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719250
It isn't, I'm pretty sure sure that we are being raided by children. I don't know any other demography that actually enjoys watching other people play videogames instead of playing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719209
You've never gotten a non-lewd pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719205
>850x652
But yeah, spiders don't get a lot of love. Even Rachnee doesn't get a lot of good art, almost no one bothers to draw her spider part or even keep her design intact

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719215
I want to enter the left ones sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719250
I'm not the one that keeps dragging it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719071
>it's probably a set-up
>they get out of the van and circle Anon
>one promises unlimited sexual depravity and hot wet hosspussy
>the other offers chaste tradwaifu purity... and also hot wet hosspussy
>they start arguing, then pushing, sparring, slapping, wrestling, tearing each others flimsy garments off, squeezing breasts, biting, kissing, tongue-wrestling, panting, fingering, moaning, dripping...
>yep, its definitely a set-up
>Anon just unzips his cock and waits for the foreplay show to stop circling
>I suppose Anon fills the whitemeat first, so the darkmeat can clean up the mess while he starts round two
>yada yada yada happily ever after... and hosspussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719261
>I'm pretty sure sure that we are being raided by children.
It took you this long when people have been brazenly admitting to not knowing basic shit about this website for weeks now or the sudden shift in language usage?

[Anonymous No.]

been working on that mage, flats for now
https://imgur.com/CsHehkH
pubes and hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719263
Oh, I do, but I just got a lot more lewd ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719229
The choice is if you think the poor succ can survive the rescue attempt or has the ushi-oni become too powerful and you should just sacrifice yourself to save the poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719075
I don't think it's possible to fuck all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719315
Willing to share any of the SFW ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719306
I've been ignoring and reporting the posts that use abbreviations instead of writing like normal human being for years, just bringing unrelated trash to these threads is when my patience runs out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719338
Bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>greenworm driving a van somehow
>raging eroterrorist houri on my ass
i have considered the greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719338
Currently don't have access to them, so I can't. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719379
No problem

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn come home to this

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you constantly trying to force drama?

[Anonymous No.]

>shitty mge related joke is posted
>anon repeatedly asks about it and cause people to post things that aren',t on topic to answer his question
>hurr durr why are people posting off topic
if you just shut the fuck people would stop posting off topic you autistic retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719339
Eh, I've given up years ago. Reports don't even do shit when people are actually breaking the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719402
*the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719402
How can people know they aren't related when they are being posted here? why post some shitty "joke" that less than a handful of posters will get?

[Anonymous No.]

Less drama discussion.

More discussion about how black harpies are lovely, wholesome girls for monogamous marriage and baby making

[Anonymous No.]

The only trustworthy foxes are the evil ones. The more evil and smug they are the better. Trust evil foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>39719434
>if you just shut the fuck up people would stop posting off topic you autistic retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719461
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to court a black harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719441
actually anon, all harpies are lovely whol-
forget about the wholesome part.
all harpies are lovely girls for monogamous marriage and baby making!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719452
>t. evil fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719402
>>39719461
You realize they just end up replying to themselves, right? This is why gatekeeping is needed you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719461
The fact that people reply in quotations is a reason big enough to get banned on /jp/ you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719481
Jubjubs are nice. But I prefer a harpy that's more family oriented and just a tad less obsessed with sex. So, I prefer black harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719479
Same as any monster. Be direct and express your love, lust, and dire to have children with her and only her.
They are even more vulnerable to "desire" that seeks them out more directly.
>"I want to marry ______ (personal name)! I want to have sex with you and cherish you for the rest of my life!" is the most potent. Even if you don't say it, monsters can sense it by your gaze, gestures, and atmosphere, and they will come after you.
>"I want to be with xx (a certain race)" is also very attractive to them.

[Anonymous No.]

You have a pass to go to clussyland, but where are you going first? The Honks of honks church? The clownzone, the slummy cummies, the honklight district, the duck corner, The royal district of clussy, or the local clown college

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719174
maximum retardation. look at yourself, you've been drooling everywhere, clean it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719518
Anything more specific to black harpies though?
>favorite food, item, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>get into the van with the rape dog
>feel something sharp prick me as I get in
>realize that living and cumming aren't mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719572
is there anything more cucked than being a big predator monster and sharing your mate with someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719481
I wanna move out to a shack in the woods to study magic, marry a cute owl mage, and have lots of little owlet apprentices. Years from now adventures will wander around our woods just to get spell spammed into submission. The heroes to be leaving embarrassed with a cute blushing owl now in their party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719521
I cant forget the big graveyard of laughs, you might even find a smiling and laughing lich of YOu are lucky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719486
Evil fox is certainly NOT going to seduce you, dominate you and turn you into a hopeless mofu addict. You should trust her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
<my waifu who, I have been married to for many years since I came to MGC three months ago pulls up in our van
>ofc I get in
>she leaves the door open and lets in her good friend also
>it must be okay that her friend is now riding my D in our van because my waifu is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719642

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719630
Fox hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719394
Give me some casual clothing, none of that fancy jap stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719669
>redtexting
>the complete shit quality of this post
Fuck off back to /monster/ you bunkernigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if it was mentioned here yet, but if anyone's into roguelikes, Elona's monstergirl graphical mod was finally updated for the first time in months/years. So now's a good time to get back into it if you want monstergirl pets.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do i get the clowns out my head? II just cant seem to get them out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719724
try buckshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719729
But when I tried that, all that came out was confetti, and I think I heard a crying woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719724
take a shotgun into your dreams and fire ot at the centre of your hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719740
But i dont hate them, rather IM aroused by the thought of making sweet love to a clown monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719739
try harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>tfw we use her magic to set the van on fire first
>then I'm okay with all the raping

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the salamanders, anon.
What are they like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719780
they smell like bbq

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719781
Do they taste like BBQ too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719792
depends on how fired up they are, and this is why sometimes you might find hellhounds, werewovles, and kobolds ganging up and licking salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

I love nurarihyon so much, her design is amazing and the way she acts just hits all the right buttons for me. it's a damn shame this poor girl has next to no fan art. I'm going to comission some soon. And probably write something about nurarihyon too.
Yes I've been thinking about her a lot recently, what of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719804
Spicy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>large mouse
>Grizzly
Yep I want to live with my pelvis intact. Getting in with the mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719808
how much your wife sellin ya?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719890
crazy kalamri

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719890
glued together

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719890
i wonder if krakens change color depending on their mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719894
>>39719890
>calamari
Time to bring out the fryer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719890
i wonder if i ask her, would she give me some ink so I can draw her

[Anonymous No.]

Do sabbath girls like guys who play roblox?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

a donut kicked my ass and the mgc cops didnt do a thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719951
Imagine having erotic online rp with your cheshire sabbath virtual girlfriend on MonBlox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720046
>its an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720019
Very cute fox, I wish to fluff her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720046
>erotic online roleplaying with a young cheshire loli on a kid's game about weird blocky toy characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>Art Fairy
>Kappa
IDK WTF is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

what ideas does your mg wife get from looking through your phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720140
that i really like gas masks and knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719827
Snack Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720140
I don't have one, and if I did, she wouldn't be able to snoop in it with her large paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717261
>>39717272
>>39718189
>Laughs in mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720164
>I don't have one,

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720140
I have an old style phone with a couple of contacts that I haven't called in years. She might get the idea that I don't talk much but she probably knew that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720178
I assume this is about a smartphone. I have an old Nokia lying around, but I don't think she'd get any ideas from fiddling with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720095
Kid’s online games on MGC are filled with sabbath lolis waiting for a man to come in so they can do some online grooming

[Anonymous No.]

troll on a scoot, what she thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720227
Sabbath Danukis scamming people out of millions just so they can lure young boys in with monbux. Could probably have just straight up bought a husband by now, but is addicted to the chase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720292
How tonight I'm gonna plow her like fertile soil on a field

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720292
she is thinking how badass she is and how anon will surely swoon over her

[Anonymous No.]

Silly Demon, she thought she fooled me when I signed her contract, but now I am going to have her firstborn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>slime
>dryad
lol, what's a Dryad's top speed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720327
>>39720327
oh those silly trolls. how much cuter can they get

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720356
you will be raped at the speed of tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720373
fiddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720356
You're laughing but as you drive away you'll look back and you'll see the dryad driving a motorcycle with her tree potted and sitting in the side car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720360
>anon is walking down the street
>"cool biker" troll rolls up beside him on her scooter
>she asks if he wants a ride while wiggling her eye brows and tooting her horn
no limit to cute

[Anonymous No.]

My brothers in allah
https://files.catbox.moe/2epyob.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720422
>ears showing
UNACCEPTABLE FOR ADVERTISERS, BAN THIS MAN

[Anonymous No.]

What is the automaton saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720409
im now thinking of scooter gangs and i can see how cute it could get

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720435
>Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720468
>AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'shape'

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720473
because i can, u old hag!

[Anonymous No.]

What's stopping me from just picking a hellhound up and carrying her home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720499
your weak spine and her weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720499
Her picking you up and carrying you home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720499
Why isn't she picking you up and taking you to her home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720468
>scooter gangs
>anon is being circled by a group of scooter trolls
>they compliment him, blow kisses, and ara ara
>gang leader shows up and tells anon he is gonna "eat her pie" while licking her lips
>she actually feeds him a pecan pie she made cause she wanted to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720499
That they tend to be very big and aggressive. She'd take you trying to carry her as a challenge and carry you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

foxgirls: taller or shorter than (You)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720520
extremely cute old ladies
>>39720609
im in love with that fox so taller then me

[Anonymous No.]

I NEEEEEEEDDDD HERRRR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720499
>ghost shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_yNzGGKLk isn't something that one would expect a hellhound to put on but I'm not complaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>39716932

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720617
How badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720653
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that

[Anonymous No.]

What are some songs that I can sing in Class to seduce my single Haku teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720653
Enough to do what >>39720668
will not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720628
Damn, I just want to bury my hands into her skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720677
Magic Schoolbus theme. What would Ms. Frizzle monsterize into, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720653
That's a really weird breed of cow? She ain't got no legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720711
Lizardman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720677
Trying to seduce a teacher like a damn male human gives her grounds to rip out those pants and smack your human butt in front of class while your dick is oathetically locked between her luscious thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720739
even if i put my heart into the singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720677
[/spoiler] STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING YO MSKE HISTORY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720790
Fucking retarded newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720790
Now that would just get me detention and being stuck with miss manti, I dont like how miss manti looks at me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720609
Tall with lots of meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720811
early chanta ran was pure fucking sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720790
This is the kind of poster that makes these threads starting to fester, I hope Meido start banning these retards like he used to do before

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720830
I don't even recognize Chanta anymore, and I hate that he deleted all of his Ran stuff when he got rid of the lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720863
he did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720863
>he deleted all of his Ran stuff when he got rid of the lewds
He did what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720863
>>39720867
i cri, pour one out for what chanta once was

[Anonymous No.]

https://mangadex.org/title/fc41a211-139c-48a0-929f-8140d71d701e/my-childhood-friend-is-a-dragon-who-s-embarrassed-about-the-size-of-her-tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720897
Thanks, bookmarked and will read in six years when its finally complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>39720851
Stop being a loser, /tg/ anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720897
oh fuck that's a big tail

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720917
Are you so new that you don't even know how to quote properly? Jesus Christ man, lurk two years before posting, that rule hasn't changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720140

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720936
what did i do this time, officer fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720933

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720933
>>39720972
>Learns how to be a leader from business books
>Has a Javelin missile
>Big tail
I like this game's girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720972
Does she move around by bouncing on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720963
this but fox

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL be princess carried to bed
You WILL have your pelvis crushed
You WILL worship those muscles
And you WILL enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720984
It's not that big, anon. She can walk just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721015
nah, like me fatties

[Anonymous No.]

https://mangadex.org/title/b10e0e2e-1470-4f1e-843a-c0a8f52efb06/utakata-no-minato
Fishfucker... has ended

[Anonymous No.]

I won't have sex with yokai! The shrine maiden says they're bad for penis-health!

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes, deep inside, I talk with my baphotulpa and lament that mge is just a fantasy by some asian man and he isn't the herald of the monster girl world at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721044
Thanks, will bookmark and marathon at a later date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721062
you listen to the old red and white obaa san? I just go off to eiteni and mess with old eiren

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721062
something seems off about this shrine maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721127
she's a disgusting orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721135
shes nothing of the sort

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721015
I do the carrying in my house

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721127
so thats why she has been here for so long.... shes undead
>>39721175
what did i do this time?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721179

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721200
what am i looking at here?
>>39721203
i wanna know what they are talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721211
>What is your name?
>Kochiya Reimu.
>Who do you love?
>Sanae-sama.
>Reimu-san, what do you want?
>Reward from Sanae-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721044
I am the sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721200
I will not fall to bug pussy. Spider pussy on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721200
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>licking the armpits of a sweaty black harpy
Have I gone too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721211
>what am I looking at here?
Something lewd, I think, but bug lewd. So it only half-counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720677
Hurrian Hymn to Nikkal
Song of Songs
Shomyo chants

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721234
it's a good start but you missed a couple
the rookery awaits

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721263
No sir, only lovely black harpies for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721225
now thats fucked up, im going to make a reimu a wight by sneaking in and making sweet earnest love to her
>>39721246
damn, I didnt think ms haku was that old

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721271
i do really like her scheming face in that piece anyhow. can't resist those crafty girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721015
>monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721311
Black harpies are the smartest of all harpies after all

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if a pair of Familiars pull up in a Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing, sitting on phonebooks with pedal extenders, and ask you if you want to go for a ride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721333
laugh at the midgets, and hop on my jabberwife to fly away

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721333
it's just not the same without a burlap sack over my head

[Anonymous No.]

Any SFW suggestive black harpy pics you anons would be willing to share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721315

[Anonymous No.]

So I have some thoughts on aerodynamics. There are some people who draw harpies with big tiddy, but I think this is a mistake. I think big meatbags get in the way of flight being easy. It's not "Woosh, now we're in the air." Now there's a whole process to dealing with the level of boing and flying becomes a chore instead of a given. So if you ask me, the harpies that have smol tiddy or are flat are the best. Now, you have to consider where the meat goes, in that case. Well, harpies lay eggs. They lay biggish ones, canonically, so they naturally have to have wide hips. And what goes well with wide hips? An absolute dumptruck ass. Think about it. The ass doesn't get in the way of flapping their wings, and if anything that's extra cushioning for rough landings. It's an absolute necessity, in my estimation, and the fact that so many people trade ass for boing is a tragedy.

In conclusion, the best type of harpy, both aesthetically and for purposes of flight, is the flat/fat-ass combo.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721455
Fuck off vtumor poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721371
it doesn't really matter all that much as flight is supplemented with magic
plus curves are aerodynamic. it's science, probably

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it when monsters press there bare naked ass on the window of my car and leave a trail of pussy juice on the glass that i have to wipe off when i get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721353
Alright, then what about a rusty white Ford Econoline driven by a pair of middle aged looking foxes who ask if you want any of the guns or car parts they have in the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721044
>>39721228
Cute ending. Deserved a longer run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721541
>there
Please tell me you're ESL and not this fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721553
you had me at middle aged, those hags are getting bred retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>39716932

[Anonymous No.]

Why are snakes so lazy?

[Anonymous No.]

squid kids and their octopus friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721541
At least you've got a monster in your car to clean it off when you get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721357
Please anons, help a bro out. Help me expand my collection of safe for work black harpy pics

I'll reward you with posts of thanks and gratitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721599

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721622
look at your hands, anon. they can make the thing you wish

[Anonymous No.]

You MUST marry one of these girls. Who shall be your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
but y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721629
The galleries are too risky, fren. I can't risk being defiled with explicitly lewd pics!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721647
no, use the hands you have, grab a pencil and just draw~~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
Dibs on Bapho-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
Either Kuroferuru or Momonika-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
Bapho-Chan. The idea of being the sole person who would have the privilege of knowing my beloveds name is so enchanting. The question is if I would do the same in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
Still split on Runya, Marune, and to a lesser degree Grelia

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen.
Bapho-knight.

[Anonymous No.]

gentlemen
/k/ sabbath with a side of clussy

[Anonymous No.]

Who's your two favorite girls? And if you had the chance would you marry them both or combine them into one girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721653
I have many talents and skills. Drawing is not one of them. I've tried for years, but I just don't have the finesse to do art. I cannot keep my hands steady. It's been a problem since childhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721679
The answer is yes.
Because I either end up with a mix of a chesire, kiki, and jinko or two of the three.
Or a holst in there.

I have a lot of faves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721636
You smell like a very good lolicon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
Momonika
>actually young gyaru baphomet pussy and ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721679
wurm and bogie, and i am going to marry them both along with a dark mage jabberwock but i wonder how dangerous would a bogie wurm
>>39721694
im not smelly i just worked out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
Marune no question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721630
But where is big sis?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

why is tailpuss always drawn so big in fanarts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721797
attracting mates

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721791

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721830
>Think this Manticore is going to be scary and "eat" you like the rest
>Is a big fan of cuddles and slow milking with lots of kissing
Beware the girls who cover their eyes

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has once again been annexed by the cats
Please do not resist.
Or do, some of them enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721851
smelly kot be gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721851
Cat girls laying on my leg, send help

[Anonymous No.]

Has KC mentioned when he's planning on releasing the next demo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721885
so how many canines do you wish for?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I sow sedition into the court of the pharaoh so my apophis sister can have an easier time graping her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721905
I will need two, one for each kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721851

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721175
That's odd. You don't look or smell like an orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721909
Marry the anubis vizier and distracter from working
The kingdom will fall into disarray shortly because we all know the anubi are really the ones running the kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721936
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721791
>>39721840
erotic design

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721851
Big fat cat tats
Soft plump kitty rump
Plus size feline thighs
show me some cats with curves

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721679
yes, i make super chimera

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

dichotomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722012
very cute bapho
>>39722038
>>39722043
a chesh that never misses a tea party and her fill of cake and biscuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721851
I will offer a token amount of resistance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722043
Big, fat, cuddle cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722053
>>39722038 is a weird-looking chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721667
Sorry bud, she was already claimed >>39721654

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721922
how does one defeat ms cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722153
the c word

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722172
canned tuna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722153
Blowing in her ears while she attempts a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722179
cringe or clussy

[Anonymous No.]

Blind hors?

[Anonymous No.]

What's in your wife's SA2 chao garden? Mine has three devil chaos and one of them is pink.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster most likely to respond badly to surprise anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722153
Surprise anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39716932
POV: You are a sex tourist in not!Japan thinking you can get lucky to fuck a JK. B that JK you managed to hook up with drugged your drink and she shows her wings and tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722296
Hard to say, but probably werecats. But not because it'd feel bad, but mainly because they'd want to be bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722153
You just walk up and give her a hug
She will be too stunned to act and you will win by default

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire cat makes me upset.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that it isn't illegal to bribe dragons, its just considered tribute.
Or an offering if its a Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722349
She bully you too hard? She loves you and that's just her way of showing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722349
you'll feel better if you pet a cat. may her purrs resonate through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722349
You gonna cry? Maybe shit and cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722358
Now i understand why kitties like milk so much when their mama has tits as huge as this

[Anonymous No.]

Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>half-eaten
Eat the other half you cowards

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722392
I'm gonna fuck the dog, that's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>1 hour with a harpy perched on your face as you're lying down
Which kind of harpy would you pick, and why is it black harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722471
Why is that dog so fat

She looks like she gets enough exercise

[Anonymous No.]

size difference or age difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722491
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722491
Gimme 100' tall apophis and pharaoh wives. Both of them ancient

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722489
Many puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722438
and it explains the compulsion to knead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722489
Many pregnancies will do that to a body

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722487
Gandharva.
Simply the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722526
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722566
she really likes escape from new york

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722487
i'd pick my own wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722544
>>39722597
Umm sirs, you picked black harpies and didn't explain why

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722487
I just want to hold the harpy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722607
my wife is actually part black harpy. you see her great great grandparents migrated to wonderland and of course the black harpies eventually became jub jubs. she's just a bit more jub than black harpy but still, it counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722608
You can do that later.

>>39722621
Looks almost entirely jubjub to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722636
QoH is good at what she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722636
she's got it in the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722642
I can appreciate jubjubs, but black harpies are better in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722648
in my opinion i love all harpies, but my wife is the best out of all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722654
She'd be better as a black harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720897
Horse-chan is good with boys!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you exorcise a demon possessing somebody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722696
don't be weird about another dudes wife, guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722715
Give him a black harpy wife. She'll carry him off to the nest and care for him. All her sisters, cousins, and family will fight off any intruder into the nest, including demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722718
Forgive. I've had black harpies on the brain all day

[Anonymous No.]

I think there's something wrong with my new harpy wife, she just claimed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722731
>>39722696
don't worry anon, maybe one day you'll get a lovely harpy wife like me, but she's a jub jub through and through with some heritage to black harpies. it was a tough time choosing a perfect girl for me but a jub jub is my ideal monster girl. soft, very cute. loving and needing, and very horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718288
>>39718324
I always have dreams of walking through massive impossible city scapes devoid of people and industrial zones like abandoned factories and subway tunnels. It's oddly calming

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, what if: Balkan Kikimoras? Yugoslav Kikimoras? United Slav Kikimoras? Imagine a diverse harem of different ethnic Kikimoras.

https://youtu.be/pzviwLkmtUg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718700
Reminds me of that guy who put out a facebook ad charging guys 50 dollars for him to pretend to hit on their girlfriends so they could punch him and look tough

[Anonymous No.]

>>39719312
Keep it up bro

[Anonymous No.]

>Make a deal with a demon
>I get to enjoy 10 years of the most lavish parties, finest foods, sensual partners (who all look like the demon who I made the contract with for some reason), all without a care in the world with every need and want taken care of
>And all I had to do was promise her my soul
>Only issue is angels are constantly trying to “save” me and get me to repent

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722806
balkan people are retarded, give me baltic kikis instead.
better yet, give me scandinavian ratatoskrs, iberian werecats, or french ogres

[Anonymous No.]

one annoying thing about getting loli comms is that you really can't tell artists that what they're drawing is "too grown up" to be right for the risk of sounding too creepy (well I guess in this case it would be true)
anyway, this is wip for my latest comm and since I don't have enough powelevels to actually admit I'm a legit lolicon to a stranger looks like I might be getting JC or JK bapho instead of JS one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721936
Administrators are a lower caste than the warriors and priests for a reason. Can't take over the kingdom when somebody else has all the swords and god juju

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722978
>Commission loli artist
>Ask for bapho
>But give her huge tits, thick thighs and a fat ass
>Also make her a 30 year old milf
>Refused my commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722978
sexy medium goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722978
you could always try the daughter cover story again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>Lizardman vs Salamander
i'll take ol' Lizzy. she just wants a roommate. Sally can join us too but she'll have to fight with Liz for who gets to be the little spoon each evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723061
I'm not sure making my 'daughter' wear such revealing clothes fare better in the eyes of the general than admitting my 'wife' has a loli body anon..
anyway I'm not too mad or anything, it's not like it's against canon that they can change their appearances

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be raped by a _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723138
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723071
sauce please

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723138
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723138
monster girl

do I win a prize

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723162

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723096
yeah i'm just being an ass. cute wife though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723176
You win one free wife once the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723196
what's the shipping and handling fee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720653
That milk would turn one into a monster right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723215
They are highly magical by nature, can't really rule it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723158
i took it from the fanart archive and there it's got no source. sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723071
It's the tip of her tail wagging that gets me. The devil is in the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723071
just missing the classic tail bow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723138
fox.
I want a fox to completely dominate me But that fox needs to be very smug and a tiny bit old.

[Anonymous No.]

Need strong snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723381
Snekuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723381
A monster's showing off her strong back muscles is scary.
When her breasts are so big that you can see them from behind now that's the scariest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721044
>it just end
damn not even a proper conclusion, a shame but I guess it prevents them from having to address some of the issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723138
Small herd of cowgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723685
Cows don't rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723728
Walk into a herd wearing nothing but a red scarf and say that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39721851
Large, scaly, fire-breathing cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723734
They'll probably give you something to wear do you don't freeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722487
Wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723851
Too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723314
Define “tiny bit old.”
Because the difference between that in human terms and fox terms is staggering, to say the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723904
Christmas cake territory at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723728
Your chances of being raped by a holst are low but never zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723971
Is there anything I can do to make them higher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724100
Wear red and drink milk in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

What does a centaur type monster girl do when she wants to dress up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724142
>Shy holst hasn't been milked in 10 days
>She's leaking from two places as she looks at anon sexually drinking milk
>His red shirt reads "Slut for cows"
She's gonna snap and trash talk him during the violent rape, then be very apologetic afterwards.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39724240
I think she will shove her inverted nipple in his mouth while apologizing the whole time, but not letting up.

[Anonymous No.]

Honey brown wit the long black hair
Teasing me with a kiss and a stare
Slight touch and you taking me there
So fine and it just ain't fair
So beautiful and so damn rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722806
>>39722925
What about Turkish Devilbugs? Also the average Turkish Devilbug still claims to this day that swarms of Devilbugs like her did not drive out a sect of Orderites and only raped 300,000 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to believe a cow has got one bad bone in their bodies when they’re this darn cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724345
Gonna work as a double agent for the Pharoah and pretend to work for the Brittish Museum. I'll sell lots of Egyptian "artifacts" to them only for them to realize too late that the mummies, golems and gargoyles are all very much alive. The invasion has begun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724572
Britain already belongs to the reptilians. You wouldn't want to tread on their scaly toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724572
You gonna traide her pop tarts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724593
Guess we'll just have to send the lamia diplomats to see if we can get our mummies back then. Maybe they can help us figure out how to get the grape snake to calm down a bit. Guess I'll go to South America instead. Those Mesoamerican pyramids look neat. Ocelomeh will be a problem though.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna to nibble on 'em before bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724543
There's too little focus on Minotaur daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

You know tall fox doesn’t seem that tall at all if I would be boob height to her

[Anonymous No.]

The only truly bad end I can think of in MGE is getting tossed into a pit of excessively horny shirohebis under the influence of a large, concentrated dose of apophis venom. Sure, you're going to have a good time at first, but when they come back to their senses, and they start fighting over you. No bueno. You won't get physically harmed, probably, but all the jealousy fueled drama, it'll be insufferable.

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>>39724952
>te] [Auto] 5
how she get so tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724952
she about 3 meters
>>39724967
she ate a lot of meat and fried tofu and her veggies unlike you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724980
I don't eat the food that my food eats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724996
no wonder u a manlet lol

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a large amount of French fries from McDevil's
>venture into black harpy neighborhood
>get death stares from all of them
>leave them the fries
>walk away
>they slowly investigate and begin to munch on the fries
>do this everyday for weeks
>the death states turn into smiles and greetings over time
>one day you go to preform your ritual again
>unbeknownst to you a big, mean, dirty hellhound has been stalking you
>as soon as you walk away, you're attacked by the hound
>the entire black harpy neighborhood comes to your defense
>unbeknownst to you, you've acquired an army of loyal harpies
>they quickly dispatch the hellhound and send her scurrying away
>they carry you off to a safe nest to treat your wounds
>get gently loved on the rest of the day and the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>39725206
I’m taking that hellhound and cleaning her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39725370
You can have the hellhound. I've got me an army of birds to wage war against the dog owners that don't pick up their dog's shit out of my yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39725419
Ogey, smelly birb man

[Anonymous No.]

>want to seek a higher calling in mge
>little girls tell you the answer is cunny with no elaboration

[Anonymous No.]

>>39725468
Don’t listen to them, little girls always lie, trust a hag instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39725468
They aren't wrong, you can reach absurd RPG protagonist levels of power by plowing cunny. MGE truly is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>39725468
Scientific progress in that world is driven mostly by cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722491
>size difference or age difference?
Both

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39725468
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39718288
>''Then all dreams are true?''
I hope not. That means I’m the only sane version of myself because I’ve never had a good dream. All of my dreams revolve around me killing a bunch of people and either not getting caught or getting killed by police/feds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
>Kitsune-Tsuki
>Papillon
I go and make as many Greenworms as I can with the baby crazy butterfly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39716932
Nice 2monhu.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish to get sex ed from a haku and my final exam is fucking her and remembering what turns her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>39725938
i really wanna wake up monsokyo and see the sunflower hag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726083
spoopy, imagine walking down a hall of them and needing to run everytime the lights go out or your not looking at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726083
Monster girls with purple-glowing parts is the fucking best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726021
Brave man.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I touch ancient mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726171
>is the fucking best
Are the fucking best
>>39726196
>>39726196
I bet shes kinda lonely, since everyones scared of her
>>39726213
you get a face full of dust since shes been sealed for quite a long time

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39725938
MGE is reclining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726320
lazy dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726234
>face full of pheremone laced mofu dust
Can never win against hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726234
>>is the fucking best
>Are the fucking best
Would'st've of the fucking best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726426
Do you have any idea what'll happen to you when Ms. Haku finds you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726426
are u trying to get to detention with Miss. bogie hound? I heard she likes you

[Anonymous No.]

>You have two foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726436
No, but I'm very eager to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726511
lets just say....you'll never forget your time being milked

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726583
Good, because I love Haku-sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

y is miss haku, stalking me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726660
Cutetaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726660
>Hakutaku72
>72
maybe that's why

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726746
Hakutaku? More like HAGutaku, ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726746
But she said she was 17, young and sweet......

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726458
Sending out a notice:

WANTED
Fox hag wife and mother
>Requirments:Big titty and ass, childcare skills, smug but loving personality
>Will supply: Cum, tail pettings, and additional daughters if requested.
Send all applications to Anon's bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tall, busty, fit
>smart and dignified
>wears nice dresses and cute glasses that make her even prettier
Haku-sensei is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726866
And yet she cries herself to sleep every night at the thought of all the young couples in her class, yet she has to spend her holidays alone and bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726948
Not for long, because I'm going to marry her and make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726948
im going to change that and ask her out after answering a question she gives me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726785
Yeah she was, 55 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726451
>Miss. bogie hound
What's she like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727012
she likes to mess around a lot, is very flexible, wears funny hats and outfits, and loves seeing you smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39726990
Just ask her to marry you instead of answering the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727037
also loves peanut butter
>>39727047
but then she gets mad at me!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727111
She'll be too surprised to get mad at you, and you'll use that moment of confusion to kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw thinking about my Shog wife all day
>tfw just got out of work
>tfw work felt substantially shorter than it actually was

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727139
So i get to see her blush!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727226
i always think of wonderworms as aunties

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727226
Urge to kiss her and keep kissing rises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727236
careful there, you'll wake up all the auntsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727258
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727236
The only acceptable aunt is wine goat aunt. I'd gladly let her seduce and turn me into her boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727264
You'll doom me anon, hags are my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727286
(You) are their weakness too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727286
and they are my drug, I just cant get enough of them, I NEED MORE HAGS
>>39727268
very good, but have you considered.... shy and spaghetti spilling jinko auntster?

[Anonymous No.]

Jeez, what did you do, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727338
Nothing. Tsundere in its natural habitat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727338
sang the foribben song in front of the lolibab sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys mean by "aunties"? I'm not familiar with the character archetype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727313
>very good, but have you considered.... shy and spaghetti spilling jinko auntster?
Yes I in fact did consider her, but wine goat is just too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727404
I cant deny the allure of them, I aint a drinker os I'll settle for her breast milk
>>39727393
basically an older gal that you've know for a long time and you call auntie

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>>39727393
>auntie monster
>frequently drinking wine
>at most family functions, where she spends an inordinate amount of time talking to you instead of the rest of the relatives
>about whether you have a girlfriend yet, do you know what it's like to kiss someone, if you masturbate regularly
>normal aunt questions
>eventually she 'offers' you some wine (i.e. almost pours it down your throat)
>says the rest of the family is always so loud and annoying, but not you
>she says you two should get away from everyone else and head somewhere quieter, and that she'll drop you off at your parents' house later
>'somewhere quieter' is her bedroom and 'later' is after you two have added several new members to the next family function

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727463
posting the better verision of sakuya

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727448
>about whether you have a girlfriend yet
Yes, it's you, auntie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727338
Tricked my childhood succubutt friend into drinking a potion that only let's you tell lies so I could tease her if she said something funny. She tried to do some playful banter saying I was annoying and I pretended to be hurt and asked her if she really hated me. She immediately replied she hated me with all her being. This lead to her panicking trying to deny it, but just kept on saying she hated me. Desperate and deciding words were worthless, she ended up jumping onto me and kissing me. I felt bad so I told her the truth, and now she's clinging to me. She won't let go and keeps saying she hates me. It's a lie, I know. "I hate you too" I lied back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727500
i wonder, is that game good?, Also cute killer

[Anonymous No.]

So how do I get a black harpy to fuck me?
Just go out in the forest and start yelling about wanting to fuck one?

[Anonymous No.]

kinda getting annoying with that, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727514
jesus anon. dont you know that monster girls can have heart attacks from such stress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727561
Bringing food and shiny things also helps. Preferably during mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727561
The black harpy lobby has their talons deep in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727577
Where did this anon go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727590
up you bum and around the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727432
Ah, so it's basically "childhood friend" for guys who are into hags.

>>39727448
So an alcoholic groomer? Is that a normal family thing, or did the trope come from somewhere? I've never really been close to my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727590
Care to provide a source for that picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727605
>So an alcohol groomer?
Yeah, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727607
https://twitter.com/A_New_Idea/status/1497962593515941889
I am pretty sure its this guy
https://imgur.com/a/KdARdCU
His album is in the twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727621
Thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727605
its not a normal family thing.
but yeah basically a alcoholic groomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39717303
It's probably best to leave the vicinity to avoid the catacylsmic joining of two anathemas

[Anonymous No.]

imagine waking up and being studied monster girls scientists who have never seen humans before and doing simple things like drawing, working out and other things as they test and research all about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727713
If it's a lich I'm 100% down for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727726
you know it will be all the nerd monsters ya know

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727605
>"childhood friend" for guys who are into hags
I didn't think of it that way, but that's a nice way to put it. Makes aunts even more appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727726
just imagine making her smile when you do something stupid on purpose, just to see her crack that flat unmoving face into a small smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727786
>"Hehe touch peepee"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723162
>>39723177
A Holstaur childhood friend who wakes you up with fresh milk every day seems like heaven to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727835
>Subject appears to be very stupid for lack of a better term
>His face is derpy looking and his eyes show that there is not much going on
>But sometimes He shows his smarts by macking jokes
>He even made me smile

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>>39727750
>meet up with your wine goat auntie as usual
>this time she offers you some wine
>you talk about the usual things, but aunt is more serious today and has a weird glint in her eyes
>suddenly she tells you she has always liked you but didn't tell you anything because she wasn't sure you're into older women
>wine makes you more relaxed and a bit horny, so you flat out say that you think she's beautiful
>next thing you know she's on top of you, passionately and skillfully kissing you

[Anonymous No.]

Is this heresy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727955
nope, only turns into that if you dont come inside and waste your seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727955
If this is heresy, then I'll gladly be a heretic for my angel nee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727955
You have to create nephilim, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722261
Yes.
>Hfw you are her fated Anon and can put a saddle and bridle on her
>'Feminist' mamonos are aghast at Anon treating her like a dumb-hoss but she is crying tears of joy because finally she can gallop full speed safely without fear of crashing into unseen obstacles
>ultimate trust exercise of going steeplejumping in country hedgerows
>real relationship goal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39722324
And whats the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, how about an interview with a space outlaw? He's being interviewed by a Ratatoskr and threatens to touch her tail.

https://pastebin.com/i3bbL860

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728078
>feminist mamono
but the whole appeal is that the monster is only on the outside.
putting the monster on the inside kinda defeats the purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727955
Angels aren't 'fallen', they deliberately jump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39723162
>Spilling perfectly drinkable milk
Foolish cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720140

I can't ever let her find it! it would break her heart, no matter what I can't let my bicorn wife know that I occasionally cheat on her with my Arachne co-worker.

And don't give me that look, I have needs! Needs for very long, chitinous legs, and many deep red eyes to gaze into while embraced in missionary

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728128
fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39724932
That's true. I've seen images of pregnant minotaurs but none of minotaur daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728103
'Feminist' as in 'fem-dom' mamonos who control their Anons are surprised Blindhoss lets her Anon 'dom' her in public, especially if shes galloping she won't be carrying her stick to show she's blind - not feminists as in 'purple-haired-3Dkarens'
>altho ofc those same publicly FemDom mamonos often go full Sub at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728173
ah of course how foolish of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720140
>"Wow, all you listen is video game music?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728173
Your average feminist is subby as hell in real life. It's all a facade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728140
>Needs for very long, chitinous legs, and many deep red eyes to gaze into while embraced in missionary
That's why I married a spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>39720227
>ywn be asked to get in the unmarked white van your cool 7 year old e-gf brought to your meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727955

Angels are just big, dumb, haughty, overgrown harpies who think they're better than they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728247
thats rude to harpies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728247
Imagine how frothingly enraged an angel would get if you called her a 'goose harpy'

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728255
Both are evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728255
Why are wights so damn cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728260
What if you did that to a griffon? Would your pelvis survive that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728255
Anon just buys his daughter comfy sneakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728293
they more of a dum magpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728260

I like to imagine Angels have a sensitive spot for being called harpies in the same sense a Dragon would get upset if you simply called them a big lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728255
Imagine having the same family bonding but with zombie wife and zombie daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728199
That's why good, not real dominant women are the best

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728324
im calling ones with bigt tits a pavo
>>39728354
extremely thivv fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728354
how can flat foxlets even compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728277
What I love the most about this setting is that even the vile, wretched cold hearts of the undead get to experience love. Family love, romantic, all of it.
>>39728304
My wife has promised to turn my back into a shredded mess with her claws if I induct my daughter into my sneaker addiction.
>>39728325
Honestly, even cuter. I appreciate the image of a zombie mother fumbling a bit with fitting a shoe onto her little girl, as they both laugh and enjoy the experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727955
Resisting would be the sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728325
i like zombie wife and wight daughter better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728354

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727967
>Come inside and waste seed
Oh god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728354
>>39728396
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728479
to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728479

[Anonymous No.]

Never adopt a monster girl
There may be unforseen consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728558
aw yes, the mofustein, a wondereful breed of cow native to zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728566
where's the monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728571
>mofustein
Made me think of Frankenmofu monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728575
The real monstergirl was the friends we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728578
got a jianshi fox pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728607
I need to breed that vampire fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728614
remember go down to the local undead emperioum and ask Miss Lich for the mofu special

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728571
such biodiversity

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728575
/a/nigger just want to post his shit here. Report him and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728503
>>39728558
Okay that's it.
I'm going to commit minimofu creation

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728396
Smug fox not so smug once her MEAT is free for all to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728598
alpfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728633
>everything is a ___nigger
You are very uncreative

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728636
Im grabbing her chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728664
>Local Mofu commander exposed as out of shape after video of Anon molesting her leaks onto MonNet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728626
>ask for the mofu special
>Lich asks you if you're really sure you want that
>then leads you into a room with a big padlock and a lot of protective charms on it
>tells you to go in
>inside there's nothing except for a bed and a coffin
>you hear the door closing and lcoking behind you
>Lich tells you she's come back for you in the morning
>jiangshi fox rises from the coffin
>before you know it you're already mofu'd and pinned to the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728675
and imma nibble that chub as I do. It sure is fun hearing her complain as well
>>39728680
sounds good but remember how stiff a normal jianshi would be, now think about how old that fox must have been when she got turned into one

[Anonymous No.]

good morning! l hope today's a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728633
To be fair, the girl is a demon.
She has no horns because she got hardcore bullied by her human supremacist teacher when she was like 5, then ran home and broke her horn off herself, resulting in a lot of pain and blood loss.
The protagonist is a decently high ranking member of the church, though purely as a formality, and uses that position to force the teacher into exile where it's implied they then died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728714
morning, jubman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728718
You forgot to mention that she also has a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728680
i heard but mere tales of the clussy catacombs that lie beneath the emperiuom, what insane experiments does this lich do

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728837
octopussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728862
why is this cow so uppity? Aren't they supposed to be humble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728871
the cow horns actually act as a local gravity locus, so cowgirls can support their huge racks. She's just annoyed that hers haven't grown in yet, give her time, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728871
be careful, there's no ear tag or anything so that's a wild cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728896
she seems pretty docile and her ears seem nibblable
>>39728886
how do i make 'em grow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728906
make sure SHE keeps drinking milk until they start to bud, then she'll be able support her own weight without you having to carry them everywhere for her

BOTH kinds of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39727518
It's great. It's the Gorbino's Quest of videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728633
It's worse, that's a monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728919
Ok, and its okay for me to take her off the street?

[Anonymous No.]

Coworker allway greets me at the office with a nive glass of milk
allways question why she blushes when i drink it

[Anonymous No.]

Tell the Sabbath to stop trying to steal my seed, I want to give it willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728953
ever wonder why its warm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728946
by local demon realm law, anyone that you can lift by yourself, you can take. This law works both ways, so be careful not to get lifted by her first, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728954
then just insert yourself into the sabbath glory hole for charitable donations

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729074
Why is she looking at me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728973
this cow doesnt look too strong, I'll grab and raise her rigth

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best dormouse pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729103

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728973
Does it count if I use a forklift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728973
Does flipping count too?
I have extensive goat flipping knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729146
you've gotta be careful to avoid any construction onis first, they get turned on when they see someone with forklift certification
they're too big to fit in them, and union compliance says they can't use them safely

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729146
yes and many girls swoon over that forklift certificate, For me, i wrestle mty wurm wife and I proposed to her by nearly going to snap city trying to princess carry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728886
story checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39728974
Are these donations tax deductible? And if not, can I sign up for a sponsorship instead? I wouldn't mind being used in experiments and rituals in exchange for some of the Sabbath's backroom goods.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Anon, you are never truly alone, even if all the monsters seem to be avoiding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729124
Um fren, I don't think that's a dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729248
that job has many yandere, i imagine

[Anonymous No.]

dark mage big sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729260
surveillance and guardian duty has its perks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729103

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729271
I'm going to fill her hat with dark slime jelly and figure out once and for all if she's actually a monster or not. Either way I'm probably going to get raped afterwards, but science requires sacrifice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729327
Such a cutie!
The desire to protect is strong

[Anonymous No.]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how heretical are pictures of witches in various states of maturity to the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729203
Sure! The experiment is marriage and in exchange you get a cute little sister wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729413
I’m taking Marisa Oba San on a date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39729413
>Right
28 years old
>Center
347 years old
>Left
1,991 years old

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Wait a moment this isn’t studying this is se

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>>39729521
i'll never win the bedtop wrestling championships like this

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>>39729521
>that smile
I don't think I'm ready.

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>>39728632
I'll take big cow, I can tell she will be the best for me because her horns are the biggest.

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Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent.

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>>39729605
pretty chunni, miss haku

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>>39729605
Did you say something, Miss Heifer?

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>>39729605
like sex miss cow?

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>>39729619
It's not chuuni it's a McCarthy passage! She's a literary cow!

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>>39729260
They glow in the dark, too.

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>>39729672
Yes, flower.

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>>39729638
no need to pull out the big guns and remind a monster that she has yet to bear children

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>>39729103
It occurs to me that almost all of my mouse pics are Nazrin
I should probably get some variety in that side of my MG collection.

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>>39729672
No.
Plant girls are great, but them being unable to move is a deal killer.

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>>39729741
they move, though

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>>39729741
A solution was presented

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>>39729691
I need a maid with breasts even bigger than that just so she can have the muscles needed to support such a chest and perform her duties without issue.

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A one-tail is fine too.

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>>39729749
I will now marry a flower.

>>39729797
>Lewd pit
>Tan lines
She presents strong arguments.

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>>39729741
Go with MGE versions where all the plant category monsters can unroot and move around . Even Matango of all monsters can walk for a time or have her husband carry her around.
The only one that might have something of a problem is Dryad being bound to her tree, but she still has the ability to expand the inside of her tree as if it's a spirit realm or visit any other tree in the forest.

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Elves.
That is all

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>>39729816
is there a girl that grows like a cancerous lump on her husband and he walks around with her attached to his waist?

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>>39729816
Yknow, if you got an aspen dryad the entire forest would be her trees.

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>>39729832
Isn’t that how Matango works now?
Alternatively, that’s how Jub Jubs act.

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>>39729816
if you plant some saplings around the world you might get fast travel

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>>39729854
I'm not sure, maybe. But I was thinking total melded on growth

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>>39729817
Never thrust elves

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>>39729817
Elves?
more like
Smells!

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>>39729817
Unless an elf has milkers big enough to feed 40 daughters I don't want her.

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>>39729797
Cons of one-tail
>not as powerful (yet)
>probably doesn’t have too many stories from “the old days” (yet)
>low likelihood of being an evil fox that was sealed away
Pros
>Knowing that you are at least partially responsible for the inevitably overpowered fox gaining her powers
>Technologically literate
>still fluffy
>When she is inevitably gets sealed for being a evil fox, you get to unseal her anyways

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>>39729926
>wait a couple hundred years, 8 kids and still no extra tails
she was a coyote the whole time, i've been bamboozled into a loving marriage

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>>39729911
Stating that is begging to be raped until you have fourty+ daughters by an elf. Moron.

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>>39729832
>>39729879
None said to go that far, but Matango would be the closest if any of them. The mushroom girls are big on being "rooted" to their husband as often as possible, and we already know their body and spores are capable of unusual things.

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>>39729605
I love it when Haku-sensei talks dirty.

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>>39729797
One tail and one age digit foxes are the best

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>>39729926
>When she is inevitably gets sealed for being a evil fox
All foxes are evil, never trust foxes.

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>>39730015
Racist

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The sabbath should build a large city populated with healthy beautiful sexy mesugaki little girls to commute with each other on a daily basis

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>>39730056
I'd still marry a fox hag, don't get me wrong.

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>>39729854
that's quite rude anon.

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>>39730059
>healthy beautiful sexy mesugaki little girls to commute with
That's just a normal monster city with monster schoolgirls, no sabbath needed.

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>>39730066
good god I wish that were me

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>>39730071
Am I wrong though?

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need a sealed ancient evil ryu

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>>39730116
How can a water wurm possibly be evi-

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>>39730116
Reminds me of an abyssal lagiacrus design. Also damn imagine how good her tongue would be for deep loving passionate kisses.

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>>39730134
Wurms are too dumb to be evil.

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>>39730116
Depends on the color of her nipples

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>>39729926
One tails are the way to go. Start with a wimpy brat that's way to smug for her own good. End with demi-god who's very name is outlawed by human society in fear that even if it is said in a hushed whisper would provoke the legions of mofu that is your spawn. Humans fear her, monsters respect her, only you and the gods are her equal. But when your alone you like to remind her of that time she got 1 shot by that peasant for trying to steal tofu from the trash, and the goddess' facade breaks. She blushes, she pouts, she tries to make excuses. And while she stutters and rants you just sit there and smile because, deep down, she'll always be your bratty little fox.

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>>39730066
>Silly TV show playing
>Rich mino has to pick who to go on a date with
>6"5 muscled fitness coach
>4"6 thin IT guy
>She picks the IT guy because he'd make a much better smaller spoon
>Fitness coach ends up with a bratty shortstack vampire later on in the show

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>>39730156
Dark wurmie has something to say about that
or she would, if she hadn't been distracted by a shiny rock she thought was a gemstone

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>>39730205
>when your alone

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>>39730280
critics are a diamond dozen these days

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>>39730291
Do you wish to drive Haku into a frothing frenzy?

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>>39730319
we don't need no education

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>>39730319
I want to test the limits of the Haku.

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>>39730213
>ywn be surrounded by mino cuddles

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>>39730280
Yeah, noticed that just as I posted. I get stupid hands when I type for some reason, which leads to a lot of errors. I proof read, but they get out sometimes.

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>>39730339
Your pelvis will not survive.

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MG game show:
Men get thrown into a labyrinth and have to find a way out BUT it is filled with minos on high-grade raging shrooms.

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>>39730357
A single big mino could easily surround your entire body, especially if you're short
>Her dairy breasts smother your head
>Her strong arms hug your torso
>Her massive thighs wrap around your legs

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>>39730406
And all the men are wearing red clothes.

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>>39730388
You oversetimate this lerncow
form now one I will mispell evrything

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>>39730421
And one of the minos has a rocket launcher for an arm.

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>>39730408
>all you can feel is warmth, softness and safety

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>>39730431
Run. Now.

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>>39730436
grems have gone too far, way too far

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>>39730456
Why?
What is she gonna do?
Corect my speling?
She cant do it fast enuogh.

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>>39730484
Monster nuns are for receiving the blessed seed.

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>>39725841
foxes in gacha cosplay using their magick to act extra chunni

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>>39725841
I never understood the antropomophic ships much less how a kitsune is a ship.
What’s even the plot? And most importantly: can they breed?

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it's all fun and games till the elite Order paladin squad has a "bring wife to work" day

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>>39730589
>captain tries to give a rousing speech to get the troops excited
>he has to stop mid sentence often as spider wife keeps trying to sneak her hands into his pants

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>>39730562
Time to find out.

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>>39730589
You'd see your fair share of: mundane human wives and badly disguised monsters
But then you have Bob who has no shame in showing off his pregnant hellhound wife and Larry with his demon wife who brought cookies to try to win the squad over.

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>>39730589
For a dragon rider, every day is bring wife to work day.

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>>39730650
>badly disguised monsters
>mino wife wears a big hat to cover her horns and tucks her tail in
>forgets her hooves and the fact she is 7ft tall
>"How do you do fellow human women?"

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>>39730474
Simple.
This is your haku now.

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>>39730703
What a waste.
Guess I'll have to go find another monster.